I’m waiting for her liver to bust out of Billie’s body and hold up a sign that says: “I’m not paid enough for this level of abuse!”
GinzaMary
I’m half thinking Willis is about to do a tone switch on us, and suddenly there will be drama and alcohol poisoning. 😛
Wandering meme
It’d be funny if she was still pursuing the story while billie was slowly dying from alcohol poisoning.
“don’t feel so good…seeing a white light…grandma?”
“not now billie, i’m busy. Amazi-girl’s over there, go talk to her…”
*thump*
“…lazy! Now Roz, about your recent political sextivism…”
My money’s on Joyce is about to own a penis monopoly… with her FACE. And she probably won’t even get a nickel for it. My hope is that Willis doesn’t actually go there, and AmaziGirl rescues her… but after Mike punched Amber, nothing will surprise me.
David
Mike has never punched Amber.
Somebody
Can we seriously stop that? it’s already bad enough that the guy turned out to be not so nice.
No chance of hanging around for further beer-glasses craziness though. Halloween wars is on, and my husband wants the compy. To the rest of you, happy discussing!
Dorothy and Billie are both missing out on the big story in the next room. I know it’s Billie’s job to cover the Amazi-Girl story, but she’s so blotto Dorothy could easily get the scoop she wanted in the first place.
Billie should apply to to be Amazi-Girl’s sidekick. Amazi-Girl’s bones were rendered “super-dense” by a “lab accident”, and Billie can say her liver was rendered “super-efficient” by a “keg party accident”.
Given that alcohol actually can make you kind of invincible, this is as legit of an origin story as any.
Somebody
Your body takes damage whether you feel it or not.
NakedDumblydore
No, actually. Because the alcohol relaxes you, you don’t tense up in anticipation of injury, which means you take blows without taking nearly as much damage as you would sober. That’s why drunk drivers usually walk away from their car wrecks relatively unscathed.
((To be clear, I am NOT advocating drunk driving.)
Somebody
That doesn’t work with everything. You can still get your legs broken in a fight and be unable to stand.
gangler
Speed McGee has a steroid and neural enhancement suit. Its’ listed effects are that it makes him super fast and numbs him to all pain. This allows him to run through brick walls at 700mph and be unscathed by the experience.
Explain that. If pain isn’t the direct cause of harm then how does that work? You telling me a comic book did science wrong?
“Try as she might, Amazi-girl was still but a moment to late as the package went over the railing and into the enormous brewing vat. There were only seconds before it would be dissolved and the chemical inside would turn to a poison gas, killing everyone in the area. That vat had to be drained – and fast! “
Wandering meme
Look! Up in the sky!
“it’s a lush!”
“with no brain!”
“it’s Kegger-Lass!”
At least Dorothy change for the party. Roz is wearing the same thing she wore to class. I guess she’s just always stylin’! 😉
MarcinMN
Bah, I made a typo and I can’t fix it! That should be “changed,” not “change” Do you all realize how close my brain is to exploding here?! I always fix my typos!
*Double-checks to make sure there isn’t a typo in this post*
Given Dorothy’s reaction to Roz’s comment, I’d say they probably are pajamas, or some part is. Not sure if Roz knew that though, or was just criticizing Dorothy’s outfit.
Props to Roz for being cool about Dorothy not wanting to drink. Gives a real insight into her character that while she pushed Dorothy to visit the party, she’s okay with Dorothy doing nothing ‘bad’.
117 thoughts on “Jammies”
A. Colunga
Hail to the King baby.
iSaidCandleja-
You see that look on his face? That’s him still not noticing the “jammies” as he decides he’d hit it.
David Herbert
Actually, Willis said he’s Arnold. So…
Beef: I’ll be back. To pound your vag.
Wandering meme
At last, we finally know where the beef is.
…i’m from the 80’s. Don’t judge me. o_O
Sparks
No, no. It was Shortpacked that brought back the 80’s. You’re mixing up Willis’ comics!
Rogue of Space
I’m from the nineties and I got it 😀
Sparks
That would require Beef to speak in anything other than grunts.
Zoey
RIGHT?!
Blob Marley
I liked Duke Nukem better when he was called Bruce Campbell.
Lis
I liked Bruce Campbell better when he was called Ash
Plasma Mongoose
BEER GLASSES!
Wandering meme
Wow. Billie does not look well.
Plasma Mongoose
I’m waiting for her liver to bust out of Billie’s body and hold up a sign that says: “I’m not paid enough for this level of abuse!”
GinzaMary
I’m half thinking Willis is about to do a tone switch on us, and suddenly there will be drama and alcohol poisoning. 😛
Wandering meme
It’d be funny if she was still pursuing the story while billie was slowly dying from alcohol poisoning.
“don’t feel so good…seeing a white light…grandma?”
“not now billie, i’m busy. Amazi-girl’s over there, go talk to her…”
*thump*
“…lazy! Now Roz, about your recent political sextivism…”
Kaci
beef. He’s at the party.
And for dinner.
And… Man I’m wondering what’s going on with Joyce right now.
isitsevenyet
I have a feeling we won’t find out exactly what that Ryan guy is up to until Friday.
NakedDumblydore
I bet Roz already had dinner, but she might be up for desert.
Henry
*Cuts to Joyce owning at Monopoly*
tom
My money’s on Joyce is about to own a penis monopoly… with her FACE. And she probably won’t even get a nickel for it. My hope is that Willis doesn’t actually go there, and AmaziGirl rescues her… but after Mike punched Amber, nothing will surprise me.
David
Mike has never punched Amber.
Somebody
Can we seriously stop that? it’s already bad enough that the guy turned out to be not so nice.
Mkvenner
Whoa, just whoa.
Kaci
No chance of hanging around for further beer-glasses craziness though. Halloween wars is on, and my husband wants the compy. To the rest of you, happy discussing!
brasca1
Dorothy and Billie are both missing out on the big story in the next room. I know it’s Billie’s job to cover the Amazi-Girl story, but she’s so blotto Dorothy could easily get the scoop she wanted in the first place.
NF
Billie should apply to to be Amazi-Girl’s sidekick. Amazi-Girl’s bones were rendered “super-dense” by a “lab accident”, and Billie can say her liver was rendered “super-efficient” by a “keg party accident”.
NakedDumblydore
Given that alcohol actually can make you kind of invincible, this is as legit of an origin story as any.
Somebody
Your body takes damage whether you feel it or not.
NakedDumblydore
No, actually. Because the alcohol relaxes you, you don’t tense up in anticipation of injury, which means you take blows without taking nearly as much damage as you would sober. That’s why drunk drivers usually walk away from their car wrecks relatively unscathed.
((To be clear, I am NOT advocating drunk driving.)
Somebody
That doesn’t work with everything. You can still get your legs broken in a fight and be unable to stand.
gangler
Speed McGee has a steroid and neural enhancement suit. Its’ listed effects are that it makes him super fast and numbs him to all pain. This allows him to run through brick walls at 700mph and be unscathed by the experience.
Explain that. If pain isn’t the direct cause of harm then how does that work? You telling me a comic book did science wrong?
Mrs Nezbit
I would read that comic/watch that show religiously.
Kernanator
That actually sounds awesome.
fellixe
“Try as she might, Amazi-girl was still but a moment to late as the package went over the railing and into the enormous brewing vat. There were only seconds before it would be dissolved and the chemical inside would turn to a poison gas, killing everyone in the area. That vat had to be drained – and fast! “
Wandering meme
Look! Up in the sky!
“it’s a lush!”
“with no brain!”
“it’s Kegger-Lass!”
Blob Marley
8-F DAT LASS
Wandering meme
Good point. Alternatively…
…I wonder if theme music like in the 80’s batman is playing during her@$$-kicking session…
Jacob
Whoa! They all are wearing glasses! Maybe they are all the same character!
Asuka L.S.
Either that, or Billie is actually by herself and imagining the other two. FYI, “Dorothy” is actually a coat rack.
Plasma Mongoose
Does that make Roz a hat-stand?
Wandering meme
Is her dildo hat on the stand?
Kernanator
I prefer the term “Condom Cap”.
Kirt Dankmyer
I vote for this theory becoming canon.
ZuiyoMaru
Nice to see Beef has a tag. Will we be seeing more of his silly name?
Plasma Mongoose
Those are PJs that Dotty is wearing?
iSaidCandleja-
Not, it was just a fashion insult. I’m still making 80s jokes myself.
Plasma Mongoose
AH!
MarcinMN
At least Dorothy change for the party. Roz is wearing the same thing she wore to class. I guess she’s just always stylin’! 😉
MarcinMN
Bah, I made a typo and I can’t fix it! That should be “changed,” not “change” Do you all realize how close my brain is to exploding here?! I always fix my typos!
*Double-checks to make sure there isn’t a typo in this post*
NakedDumblydore
I dunno. Look at Dotty’s face in panel 2. I think she is actually wearing some stylin’ PJs.
47
Given Dorothy’s reaction to Roz’s comment, I’d say they probably are pajamas, or some part is. Not sure if Roz knew that though, or was just criticizing Dorothy’s outfit.
Joe
BEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFF
Mkvenner
Bovinae!
Wandering meme
It’s what’s for (roz’s) dinner! Wipe the corner of your mouth, Roz. Otherwise, no seconds for you.
Ridureyu
And then Beef goes and kills the biology prof.
Alechsa
Win
Doom Shepherd
Pj’s? Wot?
Plasma Mongoose
PJs are slang for Pajamas or jammies.
Asuka L.S.
I happen to think that Dorothy’s pajamas are stylish.
Wandering meme
Stylishly slutty.
Asuka L.S.
Best kind of stylish!
Somebody
They’re not slutty, take that back!
TemplarKnight
Village Pantry?
Wizard
It’s a convenience store.
GinzaMary
I’m actually kind of impressed by that. It took me two years to get banned from any place around my old campus and Billie manages it in a week.
ryan
less than a week, even!
MM
That’s actually a remarkably perceptive observation, given Billie’s current state.
Wandering meme
It’s an ancient technique passed down from her drunken kung fu master.
She learned the drunken part, not the kung fu.
Locke
Quick, Billie, break out into a drunken shanty! It’s the only reasonable thing to do!
Alechsa
Props to Roz for being cool about Dorothy not wanting to drink. Gives a real insight into her character that while she pushed Dorothy to visit the party, she’s okay with Dorothy doing nothing ‘bad’.
Trae Dorn