Hmmm… the MiB /would/ neuralize people after an incident like that. You got something for that Yoto? Joe having hot alien sex in the woods and Danny stumbles in with the MiB to save Joe, they touch the orb while the alien escapes and then they’re neuralized? Or have I gone and neuralized the creative process?
Sal was pretty upfront that she was looking for comfort and stability. Sexual frustrations might come into play but the last storyline and this one were largely focused on Sal finally cracking from the lack of emotional connections in her life.
I should be reacting to character development… but my brain is for some reason focused on the fact that we can now narrow down the game they’re playing to 3D World specifically.
Not that relevant but he knows she struggled with math (thats why Danny was tutoring her)
Deanatay
Nah, to Joe, ‘tutoring’ is a paper-thin cover story for sexytimes.
Which, in Sal’s case, is partially true.
Thag Simmons
Partially true in the same way that “Harvestmen are the most venomous spiders in the world” is true. They aren’t spiders and they aren’t venomous, but they are in the world.
The tattoo would be more impressive if it wasn’t such a bad one. Can’t decide if it reflects a bad choice or just adds to Sal’s awesome. Is it meant to be self-inflicted & amateurish or just simplified to suit the comic’s art style? We just have to believe it’s actually a really good tattoo, right?
Thag Simmons
What exactly is bad about it?
Thomas
It’s a sloppy drawing with ill-defined linework. It’s not very elaborate: essentially a blue smudge with eight lines sticking out of it. It’s uneven, asymmetrical.
If we are to take its representation in David’s art at face value, it’s clearly not done by a professional. It’s a prison-style tattoo. That could be true for Sal. Maybe a friend did it or she did it herself.
Or we should assume the simplification is due to the comic’s art style and that actually it’s a professional tattoo that would look a lot better in real life.
I’ll assume it’s a professional tattoo, then. However, the addition seems to suggest an attempt at partial cover-up. As if the spider image needed to be contained.
He just knows she’s hot and Walky’s sister. Like, that’s obviously a very shallow understanding, but plenty to be a bit envious of.
I also wonder if he’s noticing here that he’s content not angling for that, and given his past beliefs that people cannot change, having trouble reconciling that.
Based on the tilting, I’d say Mario Kart! Idk much about it on the switch (I’ve played it there once, but it’s been a while), but that’s my stance playing cause I’m used to playing on the Wii. I tried the WiiU version one time and struggled cause of the lack of motion sensors.
The tilting could be basically any game, really. People have been doing that with their controllers far longer than there has been any in-game effects for doing so.
I mean an orgy sounds like fun, but then it would be revealing Joe is okay with incest and I’m not sure he’s ready to really look himself in the mirror and ask that question.
Exactly. Sarah already used her baseball bat once to turn Roofie McRapeface into a ground-rule double, and I’m sure Joe realizes that she would have no qualms about hitting for the cycle if he even hinted at anything like a ménage à quatre.
Thag Simmons
Also Joyce paid Mike to beat the shit out of Joe that one time
I mean, it’s only incest if the sisters have sex with one another. Siblings can be involved in an orgy without participating with one another.
NOTE: Not saying it’s a good idea or anything, particularly given this group, just that incest isn’t required.
It’s more of a porn thought than a real thought, so the relatedness of the hypothetical participants doesn’t matter too much. If he were really considering it, yeah, it would probably make a difference
Well Joe two of them are related so that’s a no go, the third you have deeper feelings for so you should probably figure that out before trying to get her in bed
Also one of them would literally murder you if you said anything like that so there’s probably some self preservation going on too
I’m somewhat making an assumption about what your comment meant, here, so apologies if I’ve misinterpreted, however:
“Rail”, used in this context, does not necessarily mean penetrate, so Sal could still be said to rail Danny even if no toys are involved.
In the same way that Sal can be said to “have sex with” Danny, Sal can “rail” Danny. Both are correct.
126 thoughts on “Orgy”
Ana Chronistic
Joe, don’t you know better than to rub strange balls
Ana Chronistic
orbgy
Stephen Bierce
As seen in the Woody Allen movie Sleeper.
Lanie
You don’t rub strange balls without consent of the owner, but with it…
Thag Simmons
Look, universal protocol when encountering a strange object is to poke it, but you want to do it with gloves at least. Ideally a stick
Or a Shotgun, maybe.
Doctor_Who
Those orbs can be pretty tricky.
Switchchris23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNSuYQ0mYUE
Yotomoe
That’s the thing. You won’t remember touching the orb. It obviously erases your memory.
Decidedly Orthogonal
Hmmm… the MiB /would/ neuralize people after an incident like that. You got something for that Yoto? Joe having hot alien sex in the woods and Danny stumbles in with the MiB to save Joe, they touch the orb while the alien escapes and then they’re neuralized? Or have I gone and neuralized the creative process?
Spencer
They’re probably cuddling and eating sandwiches, but he’ll still be having a good time nonetheless.
Shitbird
Cuddling in the snow is more fun than sex with multiple people at once is anyways
Doctor_Who
Can’t you do both at the same time? Bet you could even eat sandwiches during.
RowenMorland
*Oglaf: Too busy*
Skater Girl
My experience says otherwise, but ymmv.
Shitbird
The reason Sal is with Danny right now is because he’s not trying to get railed by her
Spencer
Railing will probably happen eventually though.
After handholding, sharing words of encouragement, and long talks about feelings.
Keulen
Danny’s going for the route that does all the lewdest stuff first.
Vukodlak
I though the reason was Sal was trying to get railed.
Spencer
Sal was pretty upfront that she was looking for comfort and stability. Sexual frustrations might come into play but the last storyline and this one were largely focused on Sal finally cracking from the lack of emotional connections in her life.
RassilonTDavros
I should be reacting to character development… but my brain is for some reason focused on the fact that we can now narrow down the game they’re playing to 3D World specifically.
Thag Simmons
It may also be Smash.
alongcameaspider
I dunno, if it were Smash Joyce might be content enough with Daisy to be ok with someone else playing as Peach
Doctor_Who
I main Daisy. Fear my golf club.
Lumino
HI. I’M. DAISY.
King Daniel
I’m Batman.
I am Nothing
Hello batman, I’m nothing.
Decidedly Orthogonal
Oh, Bruce’s parents love for him just entered the chat.
Clif
Mm.
Rose by Any Other Name
I was thinking Mario Kart.
Or Mario Party.
… because I have those.
TemporalShrew
My first thought was one of the New Super Mario Bros. games, which are where all my memories of being thrown into pits by *alleged* friends come from.
Thag Simmons
How much does Joe actually know about Sal. They haven’t exactly interacted much.
Doctor_Who
That she’s a smokin’ hot, tattooed motorcycle babe. What other information is relevant?
Segnosaur
Not that relevant but he knows she struggled with math (thats why Danny was tutoring her)
Deanatay
Nah, to Joe, ‘tutoring’ is a paper-thin cover story for sexytimes.
Which, in Sal’s case, is partially true.
Thag Simmons
Partially true in the same way that “Harvestmen are the most venomous spiders in the world” is true. They aren’t spiders and they aren’t venomous, but they are in the world.
Roborat
Also true for pretty much every manga/anime ever.
Thomas
The tattoo would be more impressive if it wasn’t such a bad one. Can’t decide if it reflects a bad choice or just adds to Sal’s awesome. Is it meant to be self-inflicted & amateurish or just simplified to suit the comic’s art style? We just have to believe it’s actually a really good tattoo, right?
Thag Simmons
What exactly is bad about it?
Thomas
It’s a sloppy drawing with ill-defined linework. It’s not very elaborate: essentially a blue smudge with eight lines sticking out of it. It’s uneven, asymmetrical.
If we are to take its representation in David’s art at face value, it’s clearly not done by a professional. It’s a prison-style tattoo. That could be true for Sal. Maybe a friend did it or she did it herself.
Or we should assume the simplification is due to the comic’s art style and that actually it’s a professional tattoo that would look a lot better in real life.
For reference: https://www.deviantart.com/itswalky/art/Sal-is-Dumbing-of-Age-s-perennial-hottest-lady-441153160
Thag Simmons
Here’s the best image I could find of the original design. Sal’s also gotten some additional tattoo work done recently
Thomas
I’ll assume it’s a professional tattoo, then. However, the addition seems to suggest an attempt at partial cover-up. As if the spider image needed to be contained.
Thag Simmons
She discusses her thought process a little here.
DailyBrad
He just knows she’s hot and Walky’s sister. Like, that’s obviously a very shallow understanding, but plenty to be a bit envious of.
I also wonder if he’s noticing here that he’s content not angling for that, and given his past beliefs that people cannot change, having trouble reconciling that.
Decidedly Orthogonal
He’s also shared enough words with Sal to know her *personality* is attractive too.
Sirksome
So you think they’re playing Mario Kart or Smash Bros?
AGV
Mario Wii U
Jamie
Kart doesn’t let you throw people, so… not that.
Sirksome
Eh, someone already said 3D World and that’s probably it since the Wii U port of New Super Mario Bros Deluxe doesn’t let you play as Peach.
Svankensen
Kart let’s you push people, use a well placed shell, etc. I suspect it’s Mario Kart
Carla's #2 Fan
Based on the tilting, I’d say Mario Kart! Idk much about it on the switch (I’ve played it there once, but it’s been a while), but that’s my stance playing cause I’m used to playing on the Wii. I tried the WiiU version one time and struggled cause of the lack of motion sensors.
Azhrei Vep
The tilting could be basically any game, really. People have been doing that with their controllers far longer than there has been any in-game effects for doing so.
BBCC
Dick move, orb.
On a serious note, it’s nice seeing Sarah having fun with her sisters. We’ve seen a lot of grumpy Sarah lately, so seeing her enjoy herself is good.
Sirksome
I mean an orgy sounds like fun, but then it would be revealing Joe is okay with incest and I’m not sure he’s ready to really look himself in the mirror and ask that question.
Thag Simmons
Also Joe (sometimes) has a self-preservation instinct, and if he angled for an orgy he would be murdered.
Bicycle Bill
Exactly. Sarah already used her baseball bat once to turn Roofie McRapeface into a ground-rule double, and I’m sure Joe realizes that she would have no qualms about hitting for the cycle if he even hinted at anything like a ménage à quatre.
Thag Simmons
Also Joyce paid Mike to beat the shit out of Joe that one time
Rose by Any Other Name
I mean, it’s only incest if the sisters have sex with one another. Siblings can be involved in an orgy without participating with one another.
NOTE: Not saying it’s a good idea or anything, particularly given this group, just that incest isn’t required.
Deanatay
Also, it doesn’t count as incest if they’re both girls. Pretty sure that’s a rule somewhere. ;D
RacingTurtle
It’s more of a porn thought than a real thought, so the relatedness of the hypothetical participants doesn’t matter too much. If he were really considering it, yeah, it would probably make a difference
alongcameaspider
Well Joe two of them are related so that’s a no go, the third you have deeper feelings for so you should probably figure that out before trying to get her in bed
Also one of them would literally murder you if you said anything like that so there’s probably some self preservation going on too
Thag Simmons
At least one of them would literally murder you
Endplanets
Dan should be railing Sal not the other way around. Unless Sal brought some toys. And Dan is into that.
Jay
Consider Dan, consider Sal; did you answer your own question?
Keulen
I wouldn’t be surprised if Danny is into that.
APersonAmI
I’m somewhat making an assumption about what your comment meant, here, so apologies if I’ve misinterpreted, however:
“Rail”, used in this context, does not necessarily mean penetrate, so Sal could still be said to rail Danny even if no toys are involved.
In the same way that Sal can be said to “have sex with” Danny, Sal can “rail” Danny. Both are correct.
DailyBrad
It’s really cute seeing Sarah big sister it up.
Slartibeast Button, BIA
Is this Orb the Good Bo-Dai from Solarbabies of the Evil Loc-Nar from Heavy metal?
Needfuldoer
Joe would rather go to the dimension you visit when you’re cheesing.
Decidedly Orthogonal
Are you asking Danny or Joe?
Slartibeast Button, BIA
Joe, the universal scale tips toward balance because of your sacrifice.
Reltzik