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Spiders
Posted on November 11, 2011 by David M Willis
That third panel has one of my favorite drawings of Dorothy, btw.

112 thoughts on “Spiders”

  1. Jen Aside

    What about spiders on bullets?

    WALKY YOU SO CHEERY

    1. Henry

      Walky doesn’t like Joyce. Because she’s full of spiders.

      1. AndaisQ

        Now imagine that in Applejack’s voice.

        Now try to stop imagining it.

        1. Jen Aside

          When I imagine Applejack, I think of this:

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxAJqvslV7M

        2. Henry

          *sigh**facepalm*

    2. Hinoron

      Silly Walky! Your crumbs attract ants and bedbugs. The spiders are hunting the bedbugs. You just can’t see them… crawling… all… over… you.
      It isn’t the spiders biting you in your sleep either.

  2. David Herbert

    Mike put the spiders in there. After banging his mom for a nickel.

  3. Mkvenner

    2 sober witnesses=3 witnesses.

  4. NCP19

    He also could’ve had a V8. We all make poor choices.

    1. lightsabermario

      You sure he didn’t? Looks like his shirt did.

      1. begbert2

        That’s blood.

        Those spiders put up a fight.

  5. A. Colunga

    Walky… is that blood on your shirt??

    1. iSaidCandleja-

      Yes. It is the blood of a nachito… poor little guy didn’t stand a chance.

      1. johannhowitzer

        It’s the blood of a nachito spider. A nachider. A spiderrito. Thankfully they weren’t brown recluses this time.

        1. NakedDumblydore

          Lucky. Mine had the catydid.

        2. Jamal K.

          Wearing the blood of brown recluses is nothing short of a badge of honor ’round these parts.

        3. Witch [Soul] of Heart

          After I found out that the spiders in the skimmer were brown recluses, I have *yet* to empty it.

          Snakes? no problem. I love em.
          Spiders? you outta your friggin’ mind??!

    2. TemplarKnight

      I noticed that too, I back checked and it’s been there since at least the second comic of this series when he was talking to Mike.

      1. TheCerpent

        I just back checked, and the shirt is the same color as the one he was wearing when Dorothy came in for cartoons. In case that has relevance.

    3. Wandering Meme

      It’s the nachitos. It’s…it’s…
      …it’s made from people.

      1. Wix

        Eh, it doesn’t taste so bad. It’s like soylent cola, it varies from person to person.

        1. Zuche

          Oh, well played.

  6. Henry

    Does Walky have a thing about saying things to Joyce about spiders?

    1. Michelle J Caboose

      It’s because girls are full of spiders.

      *nods*

  7. Plasma Mongoose

    I am beginning to think that Joyce wasn’t the most sheltered character in this comic.

    1. Kernanator

      So, Dorothy?

      1. johannhowitzer

        Nah, Spider-Car.

    2. Zuche

      They’ve all shown themselves to be sheltered in one way or another.

  8. Xalticus

    Spiders? He’s lucky it not cockroaches instead!

  9. Kevin

    Mind you Spiders bites can be quite nasty….

    1. Jacob

      I thought that was moose…

      1. Ancestral Hamster

        A moose bit my sister once …

        1. iSaidCandleja-

          A radioactive moose?

        2. lightsabermario

          And then she became Moose-Girl! With the powers of having spiky hair and large antlers, she fights crime across the Northwest. Her archnemesis: Sarah Palin.

        3. Zababcd

          Don’t be ridiculous. Radioactivity alone doesn’t allow animals to infect people with superpowers. They need venom as well. The radioactivity allows the genes to mutate, and the venom breaks down defenses while also providing a sufficient quantity of DNA to spread through the body (with the exception of vampire bats, which will turn you into a vampire without fail). Moose-Girl couldn’t possibly have been bitten by a moose; it was probably a moose-snake hybrid. Tell me – did it have fangs and slither along the ground?

        4. ryan

          but vampirism IS vampire bat power!

        5. Wonko The Sane

          What if it were a rabid radioactive moose?

        6. Jacob

          Was it in Sweden?

    2. TheBenenator

      No kidding. Ben there, done that. X~(

  10. iSaidCandleja-

    “I don’t go to parties” is a line a heard a lot for the first 2 months on campus.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      and after 2 months?

      1. iSaidCandleja-

        They wanna rock and roll all night…

        1. NakedDumblydore

          To say nothing of partying every day.

        2. L

          I went to parties the first few months of school, and then decided I didn’t really enjoy doing so. I have since assiduously avoided them. (Disclaimer: I just started sophomore year; however, I don’t believe that this is really likely to change. I’m too introverted to really enjoy the typical party atmosphere; I would rather stay home and do something quieter.)

      2. Wandering Meme

        First trimester.

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          Does that include the guys? O.O

        2. Wandering Meme

          of course! She could rape his man-gina.

        3. Plasma Mongoose

          *crosses legs*

        4. Wandering Meme

          Vote desanto! She protects victims of all genders, and their right not to be violated by nether defiling little dickmonsters…

          …And their female bodybuilder counterparts.

      3. Joe

        After two months is Halloween.
        Nobody can resist the allure of the Walk of Shame as a Sexy [costume].

  11. Wackd

    That’s how you get ants spiders.

    1. Jackson

      Thanks, spiders.

      Thiders.

      1. Wack'd

        You got your Look Around You in my Archer!

  12. Aizat

    Walky, stop reminding me of me. It’s getting creepy except for the spiders part.

    1. Wandering Meme

      There’s a little Walky in all of us.

      1. NakedDumblydore

        Not yet. But I’m heading to Indiana this weekend. 😉

        1. lightsabermario

          Are you going to get Joed by Walky? For a nickel?

  13. Uniqueantique

    Are we ever going to know exactly what that is that Walky has on his shirt? Taco sauce? Blood?

    1. Kernanator

      He killed Mike after he made fun of pajama jeans.

    2. Ancestral Hamster

      Sweet and Sour sauce, from his fifty McNuggets.

    3. Wandering Meme

      Nachitooooooooos!!!

      1. Wandering Meme

        And/or spider blood stains. What’s important is that Oxy-clean cam get that stain right out!

        1. ryan

          but he chooses not to wash it out. it’s a reminder for all the other spiders not to mess with his nachitos.

  14. Kernanator

    Hmm, spiders or near-rape…spiders or near-rape…

    1. NakedDumblydore

      Near-rape BY SPIDERS! D:

      1. Wandering Meme

        Near spider-rape by SPIDER-MAN!

        LOOK OUT TRUE BELIEVERS!

    2. Wandering Meme

      Worse… SPIDER RAPE!

      1. Lordphulish

        RAPE SENSE TINGLING

        1. Wandering Meme

          My common sense is tingling…

          …just gonna ignore that for now though…

        2. Plasma Mongoose

          and here I thought that it would be Doc Ock that would end up as the sex-fiend in the series.

        3. lightsabermario

          Spidey’s web-shooters are all loaded up.

        4. Plasma Mongoose

          He is a teenage boy, he cant help himself when it comes to shooting off sticky liquid everywhere.

        5. Wandering Meme

          Correction: teenage “man-boy”.

          In his next remake he’ll be voiced by either jason bateman or michael cera.

  15. Ridureyu

    But I love spiders.

    They are my friends.

    1. Gargamel

      I agree how can you not want spiders?

    2. begbert2

      You’re one of those people who’s constantly squeeing “Oh how cuuute!” when you’re trying to watch Aracnophobia, aren’t you.

      1. Gargamel

        I felt bad for Shelob in LotR does that count?
        Why did she have to be so furry? :3

    3. Lord Synick XXIII

      Well, tell them to stop bothering Walky. Or, better yet, send them after Ryan.

  16. iggzy

    God do I love Walky logic. Not to mention, he really is trying at least, both to talk to girls and to people in general…and to be helpful so that’s 3 things

  17. Wandering Meme

    Well at least he ain’t freezing up in front of her anymore.

  18. Timinane

    Favourite drawing of Dorothy?

    Do I sense that your wife is going to be wearing a short blonde bobcut and glasses to bed?

    Thankfully Walky is making me seem less creepy and that takes something powerful.

    1. David

      My wife had short blonde hair in high school.

      Apropos of nothing.

  19. NF

    My god, is Walky annoying this day in DoA!?!

    1. ryan

      no?

  20. Crumplepunch

    Spider-Car… SHALL AVENGE!

    (Secretly Joyce)

    1. Aizat

      I AM VENGEANCE! I AM THE NIGHT! I AM SPIDER-CAR!

      1. Wandering Meme

        yes Spider-car! strange alien from another country’s factory who came to america with strength and abilities far beyond those of mortal Cars!

        Spider-Car! who can change the course of mighty gasoline prices (by swearing loudly), bend humans with his bare tires!

  21. Larson E. Jones

    Walky has something on his undershirt. Looks like blood……

    OH MY GOD HE SHAPESHIFTED INTO THAT RYAN DOUCHE AND TRANSFORMED BACK WITHOUT CHANGING THE SHIRT

    Ignore logic. This clearly makes more sense. Clearly.

    1. Wandering Meme

      That just makes the BEST SENSE EVAR!

    2. Plasma Mongoose

      Walky is the T-1000? OH MY!

      1. fellixe

        Dr. Walkll and Mr. Ryan. He changes after consuming enough specially formulated McNugget dippin’ sauce.

  22. Kelvin

    Walky, take your foot out of your mouth and stick a nachito there instead. XD

  23. Asuka L.S.

    Joyce looks like her entire world has been shattered. She just keeps staring at her hand in disbelief, like she’s trying to convince herself that Sarah is wrong and that this isn’t happening.

    We are witnessing the destruction of a girl’s innocence. The punchline has had no effect on me, I’m just too sad and angry to laugh. That Ryan… *grits teeth and glares*

    1. Wandering Meme

      Easy buddy. That’s what the BAT was for.

      Just go a couple of pages back and revisit ryan getting the craaaaaaaaaaap kicked outta him old testament style!

      Make ya feel all warm and fuzzy again. Promise!

      1. Asuka L.S.

        I think the key thing to keep in mind is that these characters aren’t real. We can empathize with them and become attached to them, but remaining firmly grounded in reality is a must if one is to fully enjoy fiction.

        Also, yes. Seeing Ryan hit with the bat again helped a lot. ^__^

    2. ryan

      no, joyce keeps staring at her hand because she believes she has stigmata.

      1. Asuka L.S.

        It’s RYAN, everyone! GET HI——–IM!!!!!!!!

  24. Jackson

    Dang. That is a nice third-panel Dorothy.

  25. Iceholder

    And all I can think of is Nostalgia Critic’s “Spiders!” bit.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqr9akIuVjQ

  26. Roberto

    Uh oh Sarah, I hope you didn’t have to find out first hand that you have zero cred with the police. Sad but true.

    1. begbert2

      Plus the part about Joyce being unwilling to press charges since, like the hospital, that has “parents find out” all over it.

  27. Webcomic Addict

    To be fair, Walky obviously has no clue what actually happened.

  28. Lord Synick XXIII

    Now make out. MAKE OUT, dammit.

  29. Zuche

    So all this time, Walky’s been wearing Chekhov’s stain?

    Aw, crap. Red stains on blue clothing. I hope that won’t mean anything here.

    1. Kalan

      Walky laundry fail? (does he have such a thing as laundry success?)

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        Buying new clothes is the only way he can have clean clothes.

        1. fellixe

          Like a nice clean set of pajama jeans.

  30. MarcinMN

    I know exactly what will help Joyce get over the horrors of the previous evening. Two words: Pajama. Jeans.

  31. Locke

    Joyce shouldn’t worry so much. Guys dig chicks with scars, nowadays. They’re attractive no matter what the gender!

  32. Broseph

    Oh, hey. Walky is channeling Gavin from Kids In The Hall.

  33. Rheios

    How the hell would Nachos attract SPIDERS. That’s a whole new kindof messy.

  34. BrokenEye, True False Prophet

    “nor filthiness, nor foolish talking, or jesting, which are not befitting: but rather giving of thanks.”

    Ephesians 5:4

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