The Tyrannosaurus Rex is an “apex predator,” which is the top of everything- the ultimate predator of the time. ‘Rexes hunted everything- they do not scavenge. They are one of the largest predators in the entire world, that ever lived, period. They were not perfect, of course- an adult male triceratops, full sized, could easily fend off a T-Rex, even if ambushed, because a Trike has a very lower center of mass, and their legs can turn them very quickly. Combined with the horns and the shield, a Rex would be unable to kill a Trike. However, many other dinosaurs were still vulnerable.
Well, it is speculated that the T-rex is actually a vegatarian as it’s limbs(arms) is way to short to be of any use in hunting and some other reason i can remember, google it i guess would provide more info >_<
Seems wolfram list it as carnivorous though so who knows xD
jy3
Sure that’s not creationists claiming its teeth were used for opening coconuts?
Boxilar
The short arms are an adaptation seen in all Tyranasaurids. Even the relatively tiny Nanotyrannus, 17 feet long and 1800 lbs, had similar proportions. It allowed them to develop a massive head and jaws while cutting the excess weight of the arms so they could remain bipedal and balanced. There are a few other carnivores, like Spinosaurus that have proportionally larger jaws, but Spinosaurus was partially quadrupedal as well as being also partially aquatic.
raza
Thanks Dina, that makes sense 😉
Screwball
I’ve heard of T-Rex arms being powerful despite being so short & having limited mobility, worked out by the size of the muscle-anchor-point-things. I’ve also found theories ranging from assisting in getting up to holding prey in place to mating, & beyond. I do know 1 thing tho, they knew how they liked their dinner – fresh, uncooked meat…
Well, it is also said that most of the dino’s prefered the green snack but might go for meat if needed:-P
Lucina
…it had teeth like knives. It had a ridiculous sense of smell and sight. It had quite possibly the strongest bite of anything to ever live. And most importantly, we’ve found its bite marks on prey animals in the area.
There is abso-fucking-lutely no way T. rex was an herbivore.
3oranges
Not only have we found evidence of biting prey, it turns out it would rip the heads off Triceratops to get at the good meat.
T. rex were amazing predators. I don’t know why so many people like to talk them down so much, it feels like some kind of palaeontology hipsterism, like they’re too popular to appreciate.
Kryss LaBryn
They had a binocular (binolfacular?) sense of smell. All modern predators have to zigzag back and forth across a scent drifting on the wind to triangulate it. T-rexes’ nostrils were far enough apart that they could smell direction the way we can hear which direction a sound is coming from.
They did not evolve this awesome (in the proper sense of the term) trait to help them better locate radishes. 😛
Weyland
They were not, in fact, the largest Theropod. Also, their only real predatory claim-to-fame is the amount of force that they could close their jaws with is virtually unrivaled by any known living thing, short of Dunkleosteous.
Boxilar
The T. Rex as scavenger hypothesis has been completely debunked. It’s widely acknowledged the Jack Horner threw the idea out there mostly for attention, and it worked. He got a Discovery Channel program out of it. But Horner will downplay it when pressed, saying he only put it out as a possibility. The rest of the paleontology are more than a little annoyed that the T. Rex as a pure scavenger keeps popping up in popular culture. To them, the idea has been completely discredited.
GamaranSepudomyn
Pretty much any animal will scavenge if they get the chance. No reason to expend more energy than necessary, after all.
nightsbridge
Only true to a point; not all animals have digestive systems sturdy enough to eat carcasses that may be full of decomposers or even rotting.
As long as the suit comes with a mask. We all know the Predator will never win a beauty contest.
Jess
Doesn’t seem to stop the fan girls. lol
Screwball
Whole new meaning to “Miss Universe”…
Disloyal Subject
That depends entirely on who’s judging.
Kryss LaBryn
Wasn’t there an “Amazing Stories” that did that? Aliens crashed a Miss Universe contest because it was only humans (sort of like the America’s “World Series” of baseball which, correct me if I’m wrong, only has teams from two countries).
The alien judges were totally going to ruin everything, until they added in a special prize for the winner: A date with the reigning Mr Universe!
The aliens left.
Screwball
…And you don’t want to be identified when dealing with idiots in that way…
But a weapon that cauterizes the wounds it makes negates the best part of aiming for the genitals! Do you know how much bloodflow they get?
That Damn Rat
Yes, but it definitely minimises cleanup, and since both encounters were in the vicinity of her dorm, it probably fall to her to deal with the excessive arterial spray.
Gordon
Plus, there’s something to be said for the guaranteed elimination of possible reattachment.
292 thoughts on “Edmontosaurus”
Ana Chronistic
See, Dina? Not wearing a predator outfit worked out after all =D
[also, not wearing a Predator outfit, I guess]
Ana Chronistic
[ULTIMATE ADORBS]
Inkblot
You’re telling me. I’m about to barf rainbows.
Inkblot
(Also, as referenced in an earlier comic, we know Dina is interested in kissing Becky. Just kiss and stop making me squee already!)
DarkVeghetta
But Inkblot – that would just make you squee -more-! 😀
Justin
Ohhhhhh so the flashy
display was used to attract a mate! neat!
Arianod
It all makes sense now!!!! OoO
Osaru Sensei
Dina used ETHOLOGY!
IT’S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
Yet_One_More_Idiot
Becky: Yeah, that’s it…talk dino to me, baby!
*Glomped by Dina desu*
HeySo
Cuteness overload~! X_X
Nightsbridge
Just look at these cuties.
Ana Chronistic
imaginging the reaction to Zhenyuanlong suni
Doctor_Who
If she dressed as the Predator she’d be invisible and people wouldn’t notice he-heywaitaminnit.
Arianod
A-ha!
ozzi
But T-rex is a scavenger.
Shrimpist Christ
The Tyrannosaurus Rex is an “apex predator,” which is the top of everything- the ultimate predator of the time. ‘Rexes hunted everything- they do not scavenge. They are one of the largest predators in the entire world, that ever lived, period. They were not perfect, of course- an adult male triceratops, full sized, could easily fend off a T-Rex, even if ambushed, because a Trike has a very lower center of mass, and their legs can turn them very quickly. Combined with the horns and the shield, a Rex would be unable to kill a Trike. However, many other dinosaurs were still vulnerable.
dmaxx
Well, it is speculated that the T-rex is actually a vegatarian as it’s limbs(arms) is way to short to be of any use in hunting and some other reason i can remember, google it i guess would provide more info >_<
dmaxx
Seems wolfram list it as carnivorous though so who knows xD
jy3
Sure that’s not creationists claiming its teeth were used for opening coconuts?
Boxilar
The short arms are an adaptation seen in all Tyranasaurids. Even the relatively tiny Nanotyrannus, 17 feet long and 1800 lbs, had similar proportions. It allowed them to develop a massive head and jaws while cutting the excess weight of the arms so they could remain bipedal and balanced. There are a few other carnivores, like Spinosaurus that have proportionally larger jaws, but Spinosaurus was partially quadrupedal as well as being also partially aquatic.
raza
Thanks Dina, that makes sense 😉
Screwball
I’ve heard of T-Rex arms being powerful despite being so short & having limited mobility, worked out by the size of the muscle-anchor-point-things. I’ve also found theories ranging from assisting in getting up to holding prey in place to mating, & beyond. I do know 1 thing tho, they knew how they liked their dinner – fresh, uncooked meat…
dmaxx
Well, it is also said that most of the dino’s prefered the green snack but might go for meat if needed:-P
Lucina
…it had teeth like knives. It had a ridiculous sense of smell and sight. It had quite possibly the strongest bite of anything to ever live. And most importantly, we’ve found its bite marks on prey animals in the area.
There is abso-fucking-lutely no way T. rex was an herbivore.
3oranges
Not only have we found evidence of biting prey, it turns out it would rip the heads off Triceratops to get at the good meat.
T. rex were amazing predators. I don’t know why so many people like to talk them down so much, it feels like some kind of palaeontology hipsterism, like they’re too popular to appreciate.
Kryss LaBryn
They had a binocular (binolfacular?) sense of smell. All modern predators have to zigzag back and forth across a scent drifting on the wind to triangulate it. T-rexes’ nostrils were far enough apart that they could smell direction the way we can hear which direction a sound is coming from.
They did not evolve this awesome (in the proper sense of the term) trait to help them better locate radishes. 😛
Weyland
They were not, in fact, the largest Theropod. Also, their only real predatory claim-to-fame is the amount of force that they could close their jaws with is virtually unrivaled by any known living thing, short of Dunkleosteous.
Boxilar
The T. Rex as scavenger hypothesis has been completely debunked. It’s widely acknowledged the Jack Horner threw the idea out there mostly for attention, and it worked. He got a Discovery Channel program out of it. But Horner will downplay it when pressed, saying he only put it out as a possibility. The rest of the paleontology are more than a little annoyed that the T. Rex as a pure scavenger keeps popping up in popular culture. To them, the idea has been completely discredited.
GamaranSepudomyn
Pretty much any animal will scavenge if they get the chance. No reason to expend more energy than necessary, after all.
nightsbridge
Only true to a point; not all animals have digestive systems sturdy enough to eat carcasses that may be full of decomposers or even rotting.
Mada
…Willis you glorious *******.
Deanatay
Lesse, seven letters…
Dinobot?
xKiv
“DamnYou”.
Yet_One_More_Idiot
Willis, you Inglorious Basterd?
Cholma
But if her Predator outfit came with a functional shoulder laser, just think how easy it would have been to deal with both Amber’s & Becky’s dads!
*zot* [laser strike to the ‘nads]
inqntrol
As long as the suit comes with a mask. We all know the Predator will never win a beauty contest.
Jess
Doesn’t seem to stop the fan girls. lol
Screwball
Whole new meaning to “Miss Universe”…
Disloyal Subject
That depends entirely on who’s judging.
Kryss LaBryn
Wasn’t there an “Amazing Stories” that did that? Aliens crashed a Miss Universe contest because it was only humans (sort of like the America’s “World Series” of baseball which, correct me if I’m wrong, only has teams from two countries).
The alien judges were totally going to ruin everything, until they added in a special prize for the winner: A date with the reigning Mr Universe!
The aliens left.
Screwball
…And you don’t want to be identified when dealing with idiots in that way…
Disloyal Subject
But a weapon that cauterizes the wounds it makes negates the best part of aiming for the genitals! Do you know how much bloodflow they get?
That Damn Rat
Yes, but it definitely minimises cleanup, and since both encounters were in the vicinity of her dorm, it probably fall to her to deal with the excessive arterial spray.
Gordon
Plus, there’s something to be said for the guaranteed elimination of possible reattachment.
John
Ease and Ethicality are often adversaries both striving to bring about happiness and satisfaction.
xKiv
Or Predacon …
scrounge
I dunno, I think she might make a cute Spinosaurus.
Although a full day of being unable to use chairs may prove impractical.
Darkoneko
Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Darkoneko
*flails arms*
this is too cute aaaa
Darkoneko
Sorry, lost the capacity to think for a minute.
Arianod
*Fans Darkoneko*
Screwball
*Just walks up & dumps a bucket of ice-water over Darkoneko*
Better now?
Foxhack
Do I make you horny, baby? Yeah.
Mada
Beat me to it.
detective boomwolf
Dang it, wanted to make one too, couldn’t think of anything I’d like…
AgentKeen
Oh good, I was almost afraid no one would make the joke.
Plasma Mongoose
All Dina needs now is a Austin Powers British accent and smile.
tyersome
Frillled to meet you in your hoodie, baby, yeah!
StClair
alt title: “Mating Display”
shadowcell
dinasaurus’s strategy for attracting a mate is maximum effective
Hollister Dixon
THIS IS JUST TOO CUTE.
Yotomoe
Dina’s mating plumage worked after all.
gkheyf
Was there ever any doubt? Ever since Becky’s lip bite when she saw the outfit, we knew this was coming. Dinosexuality all round!
Regalli
Neeeeerds. Adorable, adorable nerds.
Disloyal Subject
The best kind.
electromagneticDestroyosaur
The adorbs are out in full force again tonight, I see…
Arianod
The adorbs are *strong* with these goofballs <3
caesaria82
*squeeeeeee*
detective boomwolf
Those times when you just walk smack dab into a compliment, out of nowhere.
Mada
*HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH intensifies*
nobodybasically
Does anyone else read all of Dina’s dialogue in Hynden Walch’s Starfire voice?
HMRC4EVR
No, but I will now.
Doctor_Who
I always heard Michelle Ruff’s Nagato voice, but she’s been more emotional of late, so I dunno if it works anymore.
Tacos