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Trap
Posted on April 25, 2011 by David M Willis

63 thoughts on “Trap”

  1. Jen Aside

    As long as they’re by the window.

    Or, hell, find her bike and put the traps on THAT.

  2. Rognik

    Still won’t work. Unless you trap the windows.

    No one ever checks the windows. Or looks up, for that matter.

    1. Bekah

      Leslie does…

      Oh wait… wrong comic.

      1. Rikushadow5

        Leslie probably still looks up, unless the SciFi channel (No, I will NOT spell it correctly) doesn’t exist in this universe.

        1. voodoo_curse

          You did spell it correctly. They’re the ones that spell it wrong.

  3. Gnoka

    Board up the windows, Billie.

    1. Henry

      Sal will invent other windows to come through.

      1. Doctor_Who

        What floor are they on? I imagine her and her bike could arrange a window anywhere up to third.

      2. Cranberrier

        Since when does Sal use openings of any kind? She’d just go through the wall.

        1. dchorror

          She doesn’t have super strength here, so she may have to resort to openings that already exist.

        2. Rognik

          Roomies-generation Sal stuck to windows. It’s only later that she just made her own entrances.

      3. Zem

        Sal is basically like Santa, she can fit her body through any hole that it can fit her head through.

        Or was that Spider-Man.

    2. David Herbert

      Well, to be fair to Billie, I don’t think she knows Sal uses the windows.

  4. Paranoia

    Oh Sal, you so cray-cray.

  5. David Herbert

    Why doesn’t she just leave Sal a note saying “We need to talk or I’m torching all your stuff. With my penis.”

    1. knowwonattawl

      I think that should be revised to “We need to talk faaaaaaace to faaaaaaace or I’m torching all your stuff. With my penis. For a nickel.”

      1. Tristan J

        I can’t figure out how to work Joeing into that, or rather I choose not to.

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          Joeing her stuff would undoubtly result in ickky stains, so it is for the best that you don’t go there.

        2. Loki

          That’s why you have to burn it afterward!

        3. Cranberrier

          Your gravatar made this comment infinitely better.

      2. lord of dance

        more so than the fire, i’m scared to think of billie doing ‘anything’ with her penis. but at least its reasonably priced

        1. Tristan J

          Unlike your mother.

      3. Commander Clash

        Using ones penis is unsanity. You just leave them a note saying, “Something in your room has been in your toliet. Good luck finding out what.” I know any college dorm person could go relatively insane trying to figure out just WHAT you put in their toliet.

        1. Rognik

          Especially if nothing got dumped in the toilet at all! Paranoia abounds!

        2. Commander Clash

          Nah, when my friend did this to his former roommate the thing he had put in the toliet…toliet brush.

  6. Tristan J

    IT’S A TRAP

    Oh God I’m so sorry.

    1. addude

      Don’t be, Don’t be

      1. calendarman27

        this comment thread can’t handle memes of that magnitude!!

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          Oh but of cause it can.

        2. MeHael

          Sal will have that bike down; we’ve got to give her more time!

  7. Matt of Steel

    Wacky idea… leave the stupid thing on her bed for her to sign.

    You’ve got to grow a brain Billie … even if it hurts your faaaaace.

    1. lord of dance

      nerds have brains. she’s a cheerleader

      1. calendarman27

        where once there was a brain, now there is only booze

    2. Henry

      In all fairness, Sal might decide not to sign it just because she didn’t want to.

  8. Shift

    I really can’t wait to find out why is Sal going to such lengths to avoid being seen by her roommate.

    1. bramblepatch

      I hadn’t thought of that. They would have known each other as kids, right? I mean, if Billie and Walky are still childhood friends, and Walky and Sal weren’t separated at birth…

      Crazy theory that probably has no merit whatsoever: Billie had something to do with the convenience store incident, but Sal ended up taking all the blame.

  9. fezzam

    http://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-1/04-the-bechdel-test/z/ why not confront her in class.. they are all in the same one…

    1. Joebo

      First day, didn’t realize that it would be such work to track her down. Second day (third, I know) she missed the class entirely.

    2. Loki

      Does she even know what Sal looks like?

      1. bramblepatch

        Yeah. Besides, she went to elementary school with the Walkertons. Even if she hasn’t seen a lot of Sal lately, “like Walky but a chick” would be a pretty good guess.

  10. Ridureyu

    Replace 8:00 with 7:15 and give the main character a penis, and that just about describes every morning for me in college!

    I loved that one time I was up until 5:00 three nights in a row fixing footnotes (senior thesis), and at the end of the week, I just hallucinated my way through the day.

  11. Parismio

    Damn what does Sal do at night?

    1. iSaidCandleja-

      Your mom. For a nickel.

      1. Parismio

        why does your gravatar makes it sound like its a good thing?

    2. wnderjif

      she moonlights as stooley the amazing stool.

  12. Prior Semblance

    Just sleep in her bed, thats sure to get her attention =p

    1. Malph

      She already got an ass beating once this week. She doesn’t need another one (which may or may not be worse than anything Ruth can do to her).

    2. Rognik

      Then Sal just takes Billie’s bed. Wouldn’t work until both beds were occupied by warm bodies.

      1. Rikushadow5

        And thus Joe becomes a solution.

  13. Joebo

    So is Ethan gay in this universe?

    1. Chrisby

      Well he said he’s gay, so….

      …he may just be in denial about his heterosexuality.

  14. Loki

    I she’d be able to catch Sal if Ethan was gay in this universe. I wonder if he’s gay?

  15. Jason

    I didn’t recognize Billie without her glasses at first. For an instant I thought it was a fatter Robin waking up from a Cadbury Creme Egg bender (just after Easter, you know).

    Also, is the first frame implying that they live on the top floor? If so, I’m very impressed by Sal’s wall-climbing abilities.

    1. Robin

      Which would be awesome, Robin wakes up from a Cadbury Cream Egg bender in an alternate dimension

      1. Rikushadow5

        That happens in every dimension. Even this one. Robin just wakes up from the Insulin Shock in SP! instead of dying from her pancreas going “NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~GASP. X_X”

  16. Chrisby

    Well let’s think here….Sal’s basically Batman…. so what’s Batman weak against?

    Probably not bear traps.

    1. FazIsAwesome

      So Sal can breathe in space?…Not suprised.

    2. Plasma Mongoose

      Sal is Batman? Wouldn’t that mean that Ethan could become straight for her?

      1. CWR

        No – he’d just be gay for her. *rimshot*

        Batman’s weak against threats to Robin…nah, too easy.

  17. MacaroniPterodactyl

    And then we learn that everything that’s occured up to this point is just Billy’s drunken dream.

  18. Hannover Fist

    Instead of bear traps, she should get herself one of the motion tracker from Aliens.
    Billie: I’ve got something! thirty meters…twenty-five…
    Sarah: She got past the barricades?
    Billie: Twelve meters…six…two…
    Sarah: That inside the room!
    Billie: It’s readin’ right man!
    Walky: She must have found anothe way in, something we missed…

  19. jdb1984

    I have a feeling Sal doesn’t even use her dorm room

  20. Kelsey

    I just want to know where she’d acquire said bear traps.

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