She gats tig ol’ biddies. I’m talkin’ luv apples. Shirt kittens. Headlights. Front grips. Massively magnificent mammaries. What I’m trying to say is, she has BODACIOUS TA-TAS!!
I find the most erotic part of the woman is the boobies
begbert2
Talent!
fellixe
She’s got an impressive range.
a99steaksauce
Melons! :lD
James Rye
Huminahuminahuminahuminahumina~~~
thomas0comer
I believe Sal veritably possesses some quite extraordinarily spectacular mammary glands. I would like to posit my great happiness with the artist, David Willis, for his devotion to such quality work.
Translated for normal people: BOOBIES! Thnx Willis!
268 thoughts on “Acumen”
Jen Aside
You know you want that, Billie.
*rowr!*
David Herbert
She’s worried that she’s a bottle away from tapping that.
Undrave
You know it!
Plasma Mongoose
and knowing Billie, she already had a few bottles already.
Zuche
That’s just to keep her breath minty fresh!
Kaolla
Love the “Damn my roommate is hot” look on Billie’s face in panel 3.
Lis
A half a bottle though in billie terms thats like three bottles.
Janette
Want. Print.
Plasma Mongoose
You just know that Billie is secretly thinking: “No one gets to tap that but ME!”
Undrave
They share a room so that should make it easier :p
Go for it Billie! You got our support!
NakedDumblydore
Normally I’d point out that hooking up with your roommate is a terrible idea, but, uh, damn Sal. Hit that, Billie!
PedanticJerkass
I will be very glad when “tap that” finally falls out of vogue as slang for sex.
Heavensrun
You realize it’ll just be replaced by something else, right?
I don’t see the point of putting a hate on a particular slang. It’s just part of how language works.
JokerJustice
That would require kegs and collectable card games no longer existing first.
ryu
“collectible card games”
I see what you did there. I liked it.
Zuche
I still prefer it to “hit that”, though I’m pretty sure tapping wasn’t selected to suggest a more gentle approach.
It can always get worse:
“Double parking ahead!”
“There’s a journey I’d like to take into bizaare, alien geometries.”
“I’d make time for that lesson in carpentry.”
“She gets my rule 34. Twice. With an extra point for style.”
“We’d be like mantises!”
Andrusi
I dunno, I kinda like the rule 34 one.
Zuche
Ah, well. They can’t all be lead.
Kelly
“We’d be like mantises!”
Disturbing
Blue
“I’d give her a driver’s licence.”
Mally
With my penis.
Brendan
Silly Billie, ships don’t belong on lakes.
NF
Given past history, Willis probably intended that allusion.
Joebo
I see what you did there.
Rikushadow5
Clever girl/boy/poster.
Heavensrun
Damn raptors.
alex
i’d comment, but i can’t think of anything clean to say…
Ridureyu
Billie reminds me of Calvin’s attempt to be “cool.”
The Calvin & Hobbes Calvin.
Jeff
When you’re cool, the whole world bores you.
narmenduke
Billie should have gone with a sombrero. After all, what’s the point of being cool if you can’t wear a sombrero?
ryan
MICKEY MOUSE PANTS
TsunamiJane
IS there any other Calvin?
Zuche
I decline to answer that one.
Gundi
John Calvin? Not as cool as Calvin though. He’d need to be way more than 20% cooler for that.
Zuche
Once again, my overinclination toward subtlety has backfired upon me.
The Sound Defense
What percentage of comments will be BilliexSal? Taking all bets!
Plasma Mongoose
At least 80% as of this post.
RaijinK
When my eyes first passed over “BilliexSal”, I read “Bisexual”.
Björn
Aww… at first I though you were talking about the strip tags. I would have gone wild over the appearance of a “BillexSal” tag!
CelestialEmpress
Boobs.
Undrave
BOOOOOOOOOBS.
ParkRNDL
bewbs
LauraS
BOOBIES!
Rena
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER.
Plasma Mongoose
CHESTICLES
Ravux
Breasticles.
Aizat
BOOBTICLES.
Doom Shepherd
Breastage.
Wackd
It’s…breastakaboobical, chestakamammical, pendular globular fun!
MichaelHaneline
TITTIES!
Locke
Great globular gazongas!
3DSarge
Sweater meat!
Plasma Mongoose
Jiggy Puffs!
fellixe
Breastesses
Batman1016
She gats tig ol’ biddies. I’m talkin’ luv apples. Shirt kittens. Headlights. Front grips. Massively magnificent mammaries. What I’m trying to say is, she has BODACIOUS TA-TAS!!
Varmint
MAMMARIES!
…Wait, I think I did it wrong.
lightsabermario
Tracts of Land!
Plasma Mongoose
Knockers
Aizat
Jugs
Joraiem
Funbags!
Kipper
I find the most erotic part of the woman is the boobies
begbert2
Talent!
fellixe
She’s got an impressive range.
a99steaksauce
Melons! :lD
James Rye
Huminahuminahuminahuminahumina~~~
thomas0comer
I believe Sal veritably possesses some quite extraordinarily spectacular mammary glands. I would like to posit my great happiness with the artist, David Willis, for his devotion to such quality work.
Translated for normal people: BOOBIES! Thnx Willis!
ilvos01
Assets
also, ASSets.
Aragonius
Tig Ol’ Bitties!
saturnwonder
HOOTERS!! 😀
CWR
Presence.
Or possibly presents.
Lordphulish
What’s the boob version of DAT ASS? DEM TITTIES i guess?
The Dungeon Master
I’m pretty sure its ‘DAT RACK’
Joraiem
I think Lordphulish was closer.
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