Creepier than threesome fetish play with your twin sister?
Well, wait, we’re talking about humans. Of COURSE you’ve heard of creepier.
Still, gotta wonder if Willis has already doodled the act.
[After all, he’s gotta work his fetish Slipshines up to the point where it’ll just seem natural when he starts releasing nothing but Transformers porn.]
And if not, Rule 34 states SOMEONE eventually will..
Juanoku
This is oddly specific
anonamousethatscurriesinthedarkness
Too late – someone already did……..[not gonna Google THAT]
In years to come, chase scenes will develop into a full-on kink for Amber. Her spouse will discover piles of Tom and Jerry and Keystone Kops DVDs hidden in the bedroom.
It will be confusing but explain a few things, like why she has a Mad Max Fury Road poster taped above the bed, and while she likes to have “Meep meep” whispered in her ear during.
The Keystone Kops were basically the apertif of one- and two-reelers they were in; never the main charaters. They basically showed up for the last 1 to 2 minutes.
Now if you want a chase scene, there’s plenty of Buster Keaton and Harold Lloyd to go around.
The problem with letting bygones be bygones is that they’re still bygones. You have just as many bygones as you started with, and haven’t actually accomplished anything.
I just looked up the definition of bygone, because I never knew in the sense if that phrase, and I don’t think a living person can be a bygone. Bygone means “belonging to an earlier age,” so by definition, it cannot include living people, as they belong here, in the current age. Of course, people frequently (and without awareness) use this as a rhetorical device to demean something they disagree with (I had a roommate say, “That’s so 20th century…” But it was about something taking place in the 21st century, so by definition, was not 20th century). I’m sick of rhetorical manipulation like this.
After looking into the phrase though, I don’t think “bygone” was actually meant to be about people. It’s about events. It’s saying “this event happened in the past, let’s let it go and be in the present.” But it has morphed to where people think of the word as being about people instead of events.
xStudent
I think you are misunderstanding bygones as referring to people. As far as I can tell it is usually meant to refer to something a person has done in the past, therefore an event.
I would also argue that an earlier age may not necessarily refer to an early societal as as defined by historians, but simply an earlier point in time, when people (or group dynamics, etc) were in a different place in their life,sometimes physically, but usually emotionally.
I conclude that the phrase “let bygones be bygones” is a valid phrase referring to a event that happened in a person’s past. In this case, Amber stabbing Sal’s hand when they were much younger.
And that at this point in society you can just say bygones with the implication that you intend the whole phrase “let bygones be bygones”.
… I have never heard anyone use ‘bygones’ to mean ‘people’. It’s always been about things happening in the past.
Hell, I’ve hardly ever seen it in a context where ‘people’ works as a context, since it’s almost always two people talking about setting aside some beef between themselves.
He Who Abides
It never occurred to me before until now, but . . . are you Kaminokat?
I don’t even know who that is, let alone being them. >_>
He Who Abides
K. They’re a YouTuber the missus and I used to watch. Your name just suddenly reminded me of theirs, so I thought I’d ask.
HeySo
I mean, you can determine the meaning pretty easily just by looking at the word.
By gone. As in, “times gone by”. Similar concept, same roots. It refers to events or actions in the past. Hence, “let bygones be bygones” means “let things gone by be things that’ve gone by”, or “let the past be the past”.
I’m not really following this conversation nesting well but, yeah, I can at least say that applying the idiom to people is just.. hard to process.
Given that discussion of racking up mistakes and never thinking about them again, I suspect there’s also an element of ‘there’s no way these two, who have both entered and ended emotionally significant relationships in the time between school starting and midterms, stay together permanently, and the sooner they get this out of their systems and break up the sooner I can go to coldly civil with Amber.’ (Maybe not full COLD, cold, but like, windbreaker levels of cool.)
Walky’s being frustrating, but if i found out a gal stabbed one of my brothers or sisters, even under possibly justifiable circumstances, I’d probably need more than like at most a week to digest that information, especially if you also have the Asher revelation so recently, and it bringing things back around to issues with mom that Walky’s already flirting with having to address due to remembering that she indeed favored him and colorism displayed by both parents.
All that shit rattling in his brain, I can understand the complicated emotions, especially in a guy who isn’t keen on handling even relatively simple emotions. Sal and Walky didn’t exactly get much in the way of preparation for that from the parents.
157 thoughts on “Fuckapalooza”
Ana Chronistic
creepiest three-some =p
may as well leave Walky out and get some Samber action
jeffepp
I approve of this message.
LeslieBean4shizzle
Oh no.
Believe me. I’ve heard of creepier threesomes.
BrokenEye, the True False Prophet
Well, I suppose that’s what I get for getting behind on my blackmail payments
HeySo
Creepier than threesome fetish play with your twin sister?
Well, wait, we’re talking about humans. Of COURSE you’ve heard of creepier.
Still, gotta wonder if Willis has already doodled the act.
[After all, he’s gotta work his fetish Slipshines up to the point where it’ll just seem natural when he starts releasing nothing but Transformers porn.]
And if not, Rule 34 states SOMEONE eventually will..
Juanoku
This is oddly specific
anonamousethatscurriesinthedarkness
Too late – someone already did……..[not gonna Google THAT]
BarerMender
My brother invited me to join him and his wife. I had to decline that one.
Deanatay
Puh-leeze.
Salazi-Girl is true OTP.
Schpoonman
…Salacious-Girl?
ValdVin
But Samber+Walky+one seaweed wig=Most incredible potential ever.
Ana Chronistic
Threesomes don’t work very well when the horny is gone
Opus the Poet
And you need extra horny to even get that ship off the beach.
Risky
This is basically 99% of that one site that is a hub.
Doctor_Who
In years to come, chase scenes will develop into a full-on kink for Amber. Her spouse will discover piles of Tom and Jerry and Keystone Kops DVDs hidden in the bedroom.
It will be confusing but explain a few things, like why she has a Mad Max Fury Road poster taped above the bed, and while she likes to have “Meep meep” whispered in her ear during.
Nono
Scooby Doo is in the Date Night pile.
Delicious Taffy
There should be both a hyphen and an exclamation point.
Charlie Spencer
The scenes with the gang being chased through a hallway of doors are reserved for very special occasions.
Diner Kinetic
It’ll be an issue for her if she and Walky are still together; because there’s no way he’ll be turned on while constantly thinking of excercise
miri
I dunno, if she can direct it into chasing rather than being chased I can see him being OK with being stalked and pounced upon unexpectedly…
Sunny
So typical sexually charged attire would be Amber wearing a tiger costume and Walky a red t-shirt with black stripes, black pants, and white sneakers.
anonamousethatscurriesinthedarkness
Or just a red T-shirt while pondering pondering pondering
ValdVin
The Keystone Kops were basically the apertif of one- and two-reelers they were in; never the main charaters. They basically showed up for the last 1 to 2 minutes.
Now if you want a chase scene, there’s plenty of Buster Keaton and Harold Lloyd to go around.
Suet
What ever happened to bygones?
Eh, the appeal of smooshing a male version of Sal still stands.
Doctor_Who
The problem with letting bygones be bygones is that they’re still bygones. You have just as many bygones as you started with, and haven’t actually accomplished anything.
Meagan
I just looked up the definition of bygone, because I never knew in the sense if that phrase, and I don’t think a living person can be a bygone. Bygone means “belonging to an earlier age,” so by definition, it cannot include living people, as they belong here, in the current age. Of course, people frequently (and without awareness) use this as a rhetorical device to demean something they disagree with (I had a roommate say, “That’s so 20th century…” But it was about something taking place in the 21st century, so by definition, was not 20th century). I’m sick of rhetorical manipulation like this.
After looking into the phrase though, I don’t think “bygone” was actually meant to be about people. It’s about events. It’s saying “this event happened in the past, let’s let it go and be in the present.” But it has morphed to where people think of the word as being about people instead of events.
xStudent
I think you are misunderstanding bygones as referring to people. As far as I can tell it is usually meant to refer to something a person has done in the past, therefore an event.
I would also argue that an earlier age may not necessarily refer to an early societal as as defined by historians, but simply an earlier point in time, when people (or group dynamics, etc) were in a different place in their life,sometimes physically, but usually emotionally.
I conclude that the phrase “let bygones be bygones” is a valid phrase referring to a event that happened in a person’s past. In this case, Amber stabbing Sal’s hand when they were much younger.
And that at this point in society you can just say bygones with the implication that you intend the whole phrase “let bygones be bygones”.
Kamino Neko
… I have never heard anyone use ‘bygones’ to mean ‘people’. It’s always been about things happening in the past.
Hell, I’ve hardly ever seen it in a context where ‘people’ works as a context, since it’s almost always two people talking about setting aside some beef between themselves.
He Who Abides
It never occurred to me before until now, but . . . are you Kaminokat?
Kamino Neko
I don’t even know who that is, let alone being them. >_>
He Who Abides
K. They’re a YouTuber the missus and I used to watch. Your name just suddenly reminded me of theirs, so I thought I’d ask.
HeySo
I mean, you can determine the meaning pretty easily just by looking at the word.
By gone. As in, “times gone by”. Similar concept, same roots. It refers to events or actions in the past. Hence, “let bygones be bygones” means “let things gone by be things that’ve gone by”, or “let the past be the past”.
I’m not really following this conversation nesting well but, yeah, I can at least say that applying the idiom to people is just.. hard to process.
JetstreamGW
No, really, Walky, she doesn’t give a shit. You’re just trying to make yourself feel better 😛
Charles Phipps
“But if you hate Amber, I don’t have to think about the fact this is actually all our mom’s doing!”
Regalli
THERE’S an element I hadn’t considered was on Walky’s or Sal’s radar! Good one.
Needfuldoer
Exactly! Just pretend I upvoted this comment.
Regalli
Given that discussion of racking up mistakes and never thinking about them again, I suspect there’s also an element of ‘there’s no way these two, who have both entered and ended emotionally significant relationships in the time between school starting and midterms, stay together permanently, and the sooner they get this out of their systems and break up the sooner I can go to coldly civil with Amber.’ (Maybe not full COLD, cold, but like, windbreaker levels of cool.)
Meagan
But aren’t she and Amber skate buddies now?
Reltzik
Which puts Amber at the same level of “buddy” as Malaya.
thejeff
Except one Sal invited into the skate buddy thing, rather than tolerating for Marcie’s sake.
Dara
Amber’s a little into it if she’s gonna be honest
Kensou
The whole thing hits multiple kinks, so no surprise.
Bagge
also, I think she is mentally updating a few of her favorite fanfic.
foamy
That’s a surprisingly coherent conversation for being had while at a full sprint :v
Charles Phipps
Yes, Sal is not going to be an excuse for your relationship drama. She flips the bird to anime conventions.
Doctor_Who
I’ve attended one or two anime conventions, and by and large they’ve earned it.
Warclam
Aw, maaaan. Not only did I get ninja’d, yours is funnier.
Doctor_Who
Apologies. And I like yours better, you gave an actual reason.
Jaxx Sentinel
I attend dozens yearly . the fact that there are no outright purge mobs us some days impresses me and terrifies me for what’s to come
Warclam
Any sensible person does. They’re just too crowded.
Paradoxius
Yes, Sal is not going to be an excuse for your relationship drama. She flips the bird to
animeWalkverse conventions.BBCC
Maaaaaaaybe while she was studying was a bad time. On the other hand, it DID kill the mood for at least one of them so. Good job, Walky?
Also, that’s fairly decent advice in panel two.
ReFlex76
When even your sister is saying “just fuck already!”
RacingTurtle
Walky, I have a question for you
What the fuck
Icalasari
If he’s anything like me, he just blurts whatever the hell comes across his mind without thinking
RacingTurtle
Makes sense for him, as it’s an ADHD thing, but this particular example is still… *whoooof*
Reltzik
#nofilter
Woomy
That’s my favorite category
Stephen Bierce
*plays “Lightning Strikes” on the hacked Muzak*
Kravis
Amber is not a quitter.
She’s an amazing girl.
An Amazi-Girl, one could say.
Delicious Taffy
The genuine article?
Piotr W
I love the final panel :))))
He Who Abides
Okay, that seems like the worst kink ever. Sal, go sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done.
DailyBrad
Walky’s being frustrating, but if i found out a gal stabbed one of my brothers or sisters, even under possibly justifiable circumstances, I’d probably need more than like at most a week to digest that information, especially if you also have the Asher revelation so recently, and it bringing things back around to issues with mom that Walky’s already flirting with having to address due to remembering that she indeed favored him and colorism displayed by both parents.
All that shit rattling in his brain, I can understand the complicated emotions, especially in a guy who isn’t keen on handling even relatively simple emotions. Sal and Walky didn’t exactly get much in the way of preparation for that from the parents.
Newllend(henryvolt)
She could count this as getting even with her if Sal imagines herself stabbing Amber while using Walky as a knife.
miri
That’s the creepiest way to use your twin to stab somebody I’ve heard of… Also I don’t think Walky would consent to it.
Newllend(henryvolt)
Wait, are there other ways?
He Who Abides
miri, I don’t think Walky’s getting a choice.
Icalasari
DoA Book 9 or 10 or whatever it is now: FER HEAVENS SAKE AH WILL GRAB YER PENIS AN’ CRAM IT INTO HER MYSELF IF IT’LL JUST SHUTCHA BOTH UP
Ray Radlein
Book 9: THE HORNY IS REMARKABLY RESILIENT
Keulen