Using ones penis is unsanity. You just leave them a note saying, “Something in your room has been in your toliet. Good luck finding out what.” I know any college dorm person could go relatively insane trying to figure out just WHAT you put in their toliet.
Rognik
Especially if nothing got dumped in the toilet at all! Paranoia abounds!
Commander Clash
Nah, when my friend did this to his former roommate the thing he had put in the toliet…toliet brush.
I hadn’t thought of that. They would have known each other as kids, right? I mean, if Billie and Walky are still childhood friends, and Walky and Sal weren’t separated at birth…
Crazy theory that probably has no merit whatsoever: Billie had something to do with the convenience store incident, but Sal ended up taking all the blame.
Yeah. Besides, she went to elementary school with the Walkertons. Even if she hasn’t seen a lot of Sal lately, “like Walky but a chick” would be a pretty good guess.
Replace 8:00 with 7:15 and give the main character a penis, and that just about describes every morning for me in college!
I loved that one time I was up until 5:00 three nights in a row fixing footnotes (senior thesis), and at the end of the week, I just hallucinated my way through the day.
I didn’t recognize Billie without her glasses at first. For an instant I thought it was a fatter Robin waking up from a Cadbury Creme Egg bender (just after Easter, you know).
Also, is the first frame implying that they live on the top floor? If so, I’m very impressed by Sal’s wall-climbing abilities.
That happens in every dimension. Even this one. Robin just wakes up from the Insulin Shock in SP! instead of dying from her pancreas going “NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~GASP. X_X”
Instead of bear traps, she should get herself one of the motion tracker from Aliens.
Billie: I’ve got something! thirty meters…twenty-five…
Sarah: She got past the barricades?
Billie: Twelve meters…six…two…
Sarah: That inside the room!
Billie: It’s readin’ right man!
Walky: She must have found anothe way in, something we missed…
Discussion (63) - “Trap”
Jen Aside
As long as they’re by the window.
Or, hell, find her bike and put the traps on THAT.
Rognik
Still won’t work. Unless you trap the windows.
No one ever checks the windows. Or looks up, for that matter.
Bekah
Leslie does…
Oh wait… wrong comic.
Rikushadow5
Leslie probably still looks up, unless the SciFi channel (No, I will NOT spell it correctly) doesn’t exist in this universe.
voodoo_curse
You did spell it correctly. They’re the ones that spell it wrong.
Gnoka
Board up the windows, Billie.
Henry
Sal will invent other windows to come through.
Doctor_Who
What floor are they on? I imagine her and her bike could arrange a window anywhere up to third.
Cranberrier
Since when does Sal use openings of any kind? She’d just go through the wall.
dchorror
She doesn’t have super strength here, so she may have to resort to openings that already exist.
Rognik
Roomies-generation Sal stuck to windows. It’s only later that she just made her own entrances.
Zem
Sal is basically like Santa, she can fit her body through any hole that it can fit her head through.
Or was that Spider-Man.
David Herbert
Well, to be fair to Billie, I don’t think she knows Sal uses the windows.
Paranoia
Oh Sal, you so cray-cray.
David Herbert
Why doesn’t she just leave Sal a note saying “We need to talk or I’m torching all your stuff. With my penis.”
knowwonattawl
I think that should be revised to “We need to talk faaaaaaace to faaaaaaace or I’m torching all your stuff. With my penis. For a nickel.”
Tristan J
I can’t figure out how to work Joeing into that, or rather I choose not to.
Plasma Mongoose
Joeing her stuff would undoubtly result in ickky stains, so it is for the best that you don’t go there.
Loki
That’s why you have to burn it afterward!
Cranberrier
Your gravatar made this comment infinitely better.
lord of dance
more so than the fire, i’m scared to think of billie doing ‘anything’ with her penis. but at least its reasonably priced
Tristan J
Unlike your mother.
Commander Clash
Using ones penis is unsanity. You just leave them a note saying, “Something in your room has been in your toliet. Good luck finding out what.” I know any college dorm person could go relatively insane trying to figure out just WHAT you put in their toliet.
Rognik
Especially if nothing got dumped in the toilet at all! Paranoia abounds!
Commander Clash
Nah, when my friend did this to his former roommate the thing he had put in the toliet…toliet brush.
Tristan J
IT’S A TRAP
Oh God I’m so sorry.
addude
Don’t be, Don’t be
calendarman27
this comment thread can’t handle memes of that magnitude!!
Plasma Mongoose
Oh but of cause it can.
MeHael
Sal will have that bike down; we’ve got to give her more time!
Matt of Steel
Wacky idea… leave the stupid thing on her bed for her to sign.
You’ve got to grow a brain Billie … even if it hurts your faaaaace.
lord of dance
nerds have brains. she’s a cheerleader
calendarman27
where once there was a brain, now there is only booze
Henry
In all fairness, Sal might decide not to sign it just because she didn’t want to.
Shift
I really can’t wait to find out why is Sal going to such lengths to avoid being seen by her roommate.
bramblepatch
I hadn’t thought of that. They would have known each other as kids, right? I mean, if Billie and Walky are still childhood friends, and Walky and Sal weren’t separated at birth…
Crazy theory that probably has no merit whatsoever: Billie had something to do with the convenience store incident, but Sal ended up taking all the blame.
fezzam
http://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-1/04-the-bechdel-test/z/ why not confront her in class.. they are all in the same one…
Joebo
First day, didn’t realize that it would be such work to track her down. Second day (third, I know) she missed the class entirely.
Loki
Does she even know what Sal looks like?
bramblepatch
Yeah. Besides, she went to elementary school with the Walkertons. Even if she hasn’t seen a lot of Sal lately, “like Walky but a chick” would be a pretty good guess.
Ridureyu
Replace 8:00 with 7:15 and give the main character a penis, and that just about describes every morning for me in college!
I loved that one time I was up until 5:00 three nights in a row fixing footnotes (senior thesis), and at the end of the week, I just hallucinated my way through the day.
Parismio
Damn what does Sal do at night?
iSaidCandleja-
Your mom. For a nickel.
Parismio
why does your gravatar makes it sound like its a good thing?
wnderjif
she moonlights as stooley the amazing stool.
Prior Semblance
Just sleep in her bed, thats sure to get her attention =p
Malph
She already got an ass beating once this week. She doesn’t need another one (which may or may not be worse than anything Ruth can do to her).
Rognik
Then Sal just takes Billie’s bed. Wouldn’t work until both beds were occupied by warm bodies.
Rikushadow5
And thus Joe becomes a solution.
Joebo
So is Ethan gay in this universe?
Chrisby
Well he said he’s gay, so….
…he may just be in denial about his heterosexuality.
Loki
I she’d be able to catch Sal if Ethan was gay in this universe. I wonder if he’s gay?
Jason
I didn’t recognize Billie without her glasses at first. For an instant I thought it was a fatter Robin waking up from a Cadbury Creme Egg bender (just after Easter, you know).
Also, is the first frame implying that they live on the top floor? If so, I’m very impressed by Sal’s wall-climbing abilities.
Robin
Which would be awesome, Robin wakes up from a Cadbury Cream Egg bender in an alternate dimension
Rikushadow5
That happens in every dimension. Even this one. Robin just wakes up from the Insulin Shock in SP! instead of dying from her pancreas going “NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~GASP. X_X”
Chrisby
Well let’s think here….Sal’s basically Batman…. so what’s Batman weak against?
Probably not bear traps.
FazIsAwesome
So Sal can breathe in space?…Not suprised.
Plasma Mongoose
Sal is Batman? Wouldn’t that mean that Ethan could become straight for her?
CWR
No – he’d just be gay for her. *rimshot*
Batman’s weak against threats to Robin…nah, too easy.
MacaroniPterodactyl
And then we learn that everything that’s occured up to this point is just Billy’s drunken dream.
Hannover Fist
Instead of bear traps, she should get herself one of the motion tracker from Aliens.
Billie: I’ve got something! thirty meters…twenty-five…
Sarah: She got past the barricades?
Billie: Twelve meters…six…two…
Sarah: That inside the room!
Billie: It’s readin’ right man!
Walky: She must have found anothe way in, something we missed…
jdb1984
I have a feeling Sal doesn’t even use her dorm room
Kelsey
I just want to know where she’d acquire said bear traps.
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