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Finished
Posted on June 8, 2012 by David M Willis

161 thoughts on “Finished”

  1. Jen Aside

    Billie’s been watching some 24, eh?

    1. Wonder Wig

      Billie’s been watching some Batman Beyond, eh?

      1. Izzy

        Billy’s been watching some Our Gang, eh?

        1. Kaixa

          Billy’s been watching some Burn Notice, eh?

        2. Izzy

          Billy’s been watching some Family Matters, eh?

        3. Yotomoe

          Billie’s been watching some Bourne Identity, eh?

        4. Plasma Mongoose

          Billie sure seems to watch a lot of telly, which is strange for a late-teen in 2012.

        5. Maycroft

          Billie’s been watching some Lost, eh?

        6. CommentSpawn

          Billie’s been watching some Ruth passed out, eh?

        7. Splash*Boogie

          Billy’s been watching some Family Guy, eh?

        8. NCP19

          Oh…so now we know what Billie did in the jump from the weekend to today. She watched all these shows!

        9. Bob

          Billie’s been playing some Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow, eh?

        10. Splash*Boogie

          Billie’s been playing some Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga eh?

        11. Khrene Cleaver

          Billies been playing some QWOP eh?

        12. Tucker

          Billie’s been watching some River Monsters, eh?

          Dafuq?

        13. Cronomatt

          Guys, just say LOL and be done with it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_x5cfdwP98

        14. Azumango

          Billies been playing with MSpaint, eh?

        15. Lucca

          Billie’s been playing some Banjo-Kazooie eh?

        16. Random Guy

          COMBO BREAKER!

    2. Commander Clash

      Billie’s been watching that awful movie with Maculay Culkan(sp?) and three thieves that stole a bunch of rare coins that I cannot remember the name of.

      1. Raoullefere

        It’s “Hone Along.” But I really think she’s been watching “Get Smart.” It’s more her speed than all that other stuff.

        C’mon, you expect Billie to think on the level of an eight-year old?

        1. Oberon

          No, ‘Hone Along’ is that slasher movie where the villain is always shown sharpening his knives while musing about how lonely he is and why no one will sharpen his knives with him.

          BECAUSE HE HAS KILLED THEM ALL!

        2. Commander Clash

          Not Home Alone, that was of two thieves robbing houses at Christmas. I think this movie also starred Ted Danson.

        3. Fignewton of my Imagination

          It’s the one where Danson is faking being a real father to his son just to stay close enough to get the loot, then in a “surprise twist” decides that the little kid was worth more than the money… Now if I could remember the name.

          Blast!

    3. name

      Billie’s been watching some Canadians, eh?

  2. Sensedog

    Shit just got real.

    1. Izzy

      Unfortunately it missed the toilet

      1. Usayasha

        …and hit the fan, instead.

        1. Yotomoe

          it happens…

        2. Plasma Mongoose

          …when you stick your arse in the air.

        3. Wonder Wig

          … and wave it like you just don’t care.

        4. Tucker

          …my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

          o_O

        5. Henry

          WTF did I just read?

    2. Kernanator

      Billie’s not going to take it.
      NO, she ain’t gonna take it.
      She’s not gonna take it anymore~

  3. Plasma Mongoose

    Don’t underestimate Billie’s 1337 hacking skills.

    1. Izzy

      She’s only got 1337? I’ve got over 9000…

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        1337(leet) beats meme anyday.

        1. Izzy

          but I was j0k!n9

        2. Yotomoe

          t00 b4d

        3. Tucker

          Non-specific action figure approves.

      2. Rytsuryn

        OVER 9000!!!??!?!?

        1. Shade

          Oh, well that’s nothing to be shouting about.

        2. Tucker

          “It’s… 1006.”

        3. FlyingFish

          “Really?” “Yeah. Kick his ass, Nappa!” “YAY!”

      3. Andiemus

        I thought it was funny. Also, nothing beats the hamminess that is dubbed Vegeta.

  4. Mkvenner

    Billie, burial, cremation or sky burial?

    1. Khrene Cleaver

      How do you bury somone in the sky? Do you buring them and shoot the chunk of land you buring them in into the sky? Or do we have some sort of cloud coagulation technology I am not aware of?

      1. GenericScreenName101

        It is the former

      2. rawredy

        A sky burial is essentially putting a human corpse on a mountain top, exposing it to the elements and animals (like predatory birds).

        I prefer this one out of the three, really…

        1. Kryss LaBryn

          Often on a platform to avoid most four-footed predators. I really like the idea too, I must say.

        2. Oberon

          Kinda reminds me of the story about the Alaska fisherman who needed to get rid of a couple barrels of fish guts. He parked them at the end of a pier where the eagles could get them. Eagles will scavenge rather than hunt…

          Cut to the town covered with fish guts that dripped out of the eagles claws as they scooped up a claw full and flew off to eat. They aren’t the tidiest eaters in the animal kingdom.

        3. Mkvenner

          This also involves cut the body up into smaller pieces for the birds.

      3. Mkvenner

        In Tibetan the practice is called bya gtor (བྱ་གཏོར་) which means giving alms to the birds.

  5. MeHael

    This tape will self-destruct in 5 seconds. Wait, wrong program!

  6. Yotomoe

    oh snap! Billie’s got the queen in check!

    1. Izzy

      As former King of my highschool chess club, I don’t know how to respond to this…

      1. Yotomoe

        sadness…at my ignorance. 😛

        1. Ancestral Hamster

          It’s Calvinball Chess! The Queen escapes using the hyperactive hyperwarp zone!

      2. Usayasha

        Obviously, you should go one space in any direction.

      3. Shade

        I would assume the correct response would be to just slap them up the back of the head. It works sometimes.

    2. TheBenenator

      Nice accidental Homestuck reference!

  7. TemplarKnight

    Wait, dry campus is a thing?

    WHO THE HELL GOES TO A SCHOOL LIKE THA- oh right, Joyce.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      I hope they don’t expect you to dry hump, now that would be taking things too far.

      1. Yotomoe

        Sex at this school is manditorily unsatisfying.

      2. Izzy

        dry humping is one thing, doing the one man tango with no lubrication is another…I’m just now realizing this avatar is getting kind of old

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          So who do you plan on using with just a bra in your next grav Izzy?

        2. Izzy

          I was thinking of something like…this

        3. Izzy

          that’s not right, must not be updated yet

        4. Izzy

          is it better, yet?

        5. Izzy

          holy moly, now i’m dotty

        6. Izzy

          it was supposed to be this:
          https://en.gravatar.com/userimage/13539059/78d5d59ad0ac40657fd64bf00ab0ed02.jpg?size=200

        7. Plasma Mongoose

          It’s working, you just need to refresh.

    2. Andy

      I went to one. “Dry campus” is code for “Yeah, we all know you’re drinking anyways, but we’ll be stricter on you if you get caught. Not that we’ll really try to catch you.” I would love to know what the administration pretended the fraternities were doing every weekend.

      1. Ancestral Hamster

        “Reading the Good Book from Fri ’till Monday,
        That’s how the weekend goes.” 😉

        1. Andiemus

          Wrong. They obviously pick up litter and volunteer to babysit.

        2. Henry

          Well…some of us actually do a fair amount of volunteer work on the weekends. I can’t speak for every guy in a fraternity, but there’s plenty who don’t drink and do community service. Or who do drink and do community service.

          In a couple of unfortunate cases, at the same time. But yeah, nobody actually puts much effort into catching alcohol use on a dry campus.

        3. Kernanator

          At… the same time?

          That sounds like the concept for a sitcom episode.

  8. bd

    I get the feeling that ruth just wanted to see if billie had proof. If ruth wanted to turn her in, she would’ve already done so.

    1. Khrene Cleaver

      You have a point, if Ruth was as inhumane and Ruthless as Billy sees her, she woulda just turned in Billy. This make me think Ruth is just doing out some REALLY tough love.

      Another thing is that there must be a reason the rest of staff lover her.

      But the again working with someone and working under them can be two very different experiences.

    2. Pat

      Ruth can’t actually turn Billie in.
      She caught Billie how? By sneaking into her room when she wasn’t there. Just because RA’s have keys and physically *can* do that does *not* make it allowable.
      Yes, Billie would get in trouble. So would Ruth, probably more seriously.

      1. LaurelRaven

        Not to mention, turning her in would not give Ruth the satisfaction of torturing her. She seems to like to play with her food.

        1. Hannover Fist

          She’s going to eat Billie? That’s either scary or hot.

  9. Jon

    Billie is just begging to have the password viciously beaten out of her.
    And it’s obviously a bluff because Billie knows she’s not spending Friday night in her dorm room at her laptop.

  10. Plasma Mongoose

    Sounds almost as bad as dry t-shirt contests.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      That was supposed to be a reply to Yotomoe.

    2. Izzy

      depends what is the size ratio of t-shirt to t-shirt stuffing? How cold is it outside? If inside, is the airconditioning on?

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        A tight t-shirt contest might not be so bad…

        1. Yotomoe

          or a half t-shirt contest. maybe even a no t-shirt contest.

        2. Plasma Mongoose

          Underboobs are awesome, undermoobs, not so much.

  11. NCP19

    Surprised at the lack of “I solemnly swear I am up to no good” style jokes. I’m not sure if I’m disappointed or proud, disapprouded I guess.

  12. aeverett55

    Dry Campus, huh? Rough. Billy should have gone to the same school as I did, Western Michigan “Impromptu drunken block party on campus every weekend” University.

  13. Astro

    So now they’re totally about to make out, right? Right??

    1. Yotomoe

      I imagine that Ruth will wine-n-dine Billy…although both of those things would probably make her bankrupt.

    2. J-Dawg

      Make out! Make out now!

      1. Adrian Korvedzk

        Seeing you use dino girl, I half expected you to type ‘Rawr’ at the end.

        Rawr?

  14. Cathy Garrett

    IUB wasn’t fully dry when I went there. I don’t know if Ashton-Weatherly has changed in the last 10 years, but I stayed there as the over-21 mixed sex dorm, and we had some damn parties, I’m here to tell ya.

    Granted, even the campus mall cops were clueless as to A-W’s wet status. They once tried busting us for having MY 12 year old single malt out at a Halloween party. They were set straight before they did any real damage.

  15. Plasma Mongoose

    First Panel FIXED!

    1. Yotomoe

      THIS forever and ever.

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        It’s both a drink and an improvised weapon at the same time.

        1. Yotomoe

          and sometimes a friend

        2. Izzy

          and sometimes a bitter rival

        3. Shade

          And sometimes that guy everybody else seems to know you never much cared for personally.

    2. LaurelRaven

      You…have just won the internet.

      Everyone else may now go home.

  16. CelestialEmpress

    You have nothing! She’s just collecting those empty bottles for recycling!

    1. Yotomoe

      recycling them into her mouth and out of her bladder

      1. Petras

        Beer is never bought, only rented.

        1. Shade

          I thought that was supposed to be tequila.

        2. Khrene Cleaver

          You brain rents the tequila, but your liver, not so much.

      2. Wack'd

        She’s eating glass and pissing it out?!

  17. NinjaNick

    Look who’s busted now! 😛

  18. Brasca1

    Considering who Billie is I’d say she was bluffing, but there is the slight possibility that Amazi-girl does her tech support so Ruth might want to think about backing down.

    1. Izzy

      call 1900-Amazigal

  19. Janette

    Ruth reminds me of my PM supervisor. This is disturbing.

    1. Kernanator

      Your what now?

    2. Plasma Mongoose

      Prime Minister?

      1. Wack'd

        Yes?

    3. begbert2

      Your PMS?

      1. Anon

        I tip my hat to you, begbert2, as you have just won an internet.

  20. Erinaceus

    If there were such strict rules about alcohol here in germany, our society would collapse…

    1. bhtooefr

      Have you seen our news?

      (Protip: US society IS collapsing.)

  21. Ridureyu

    She’s an RA. The rules for her are not the same.

    1. Random832

      I googled it, and IU is not actually a dry campus, which would imply that no alcohol is allowed anywhere on the university property (even for professors, let alone RAs). However, http://www.rps.indiana.edu/faq.cfml undergraduate dorms are a ‘restricted area’ meaning you cannot have alcohol even if you are over 21. I assume that this also applies to everyone regardless of age or position.

  22. Kernanator

    NO PUNCHLINE TO SEE HERE FOLKS, MOVE ALONG.

    1. Historyman68

      By which you mean that Ruth doesn’t punch Billie in today’s strip, of course

      1. Kernanator

        That too.

  23. ADHadh

    Right back atcha!

    1. Kernanator

      Kirby!

      Oh god, I feel terrible.

  24. Locke

    Ten bucks says that Ruth’s next line is, “I like you, Billie, you’re a funny gal. That’s why I’ll kill you last.”

    1. Andiemus

      Commando!

  25. Smile_EZ

    When are these two just going to admit it, get drunk, and be lovers?

    1. Aegon01

      They’re totally each other’s kismesis.

      1. Jackson

        Homestuck has done such wonderful things for the practice of shipping.

    2. Wack'd

      Thirteen years ago in another dimension.

  26. Jackson

    “If I don’t enter a password on my laptop every eight hours, this photo is set to mail itself to everyone in this building” is kind of a nerd line, Billie.

  27. Chase

    Finally! I like when Ruth isn’t so sure of herself.

  28. Jimbo

    oooh, excellent counter!

  29. Wack'd

    Billie uses BLUFF.

    It’s INEFFECTIVE!

    1. Henry

      *It’s not very effective.

      1. Wack'd

        Wack’d uses POKEMON REFERENCE.

        It’s not very effective!

        1. Bunk

          I think

          “But it failed”

          would be what you would use there.

        2. Usayasha

          Perhaps, “But it missed!” would work as well?

        3. Wack'd

          Wack’d uses SCREW YOU GUYS!

          Everyone faints.

  30. davidbreslin101

    “Dry campus.” Culture shock moment for me: British universities basically EXIST to sell quadruple vodka-and-Red-Bulls to confused 18-year-olds.

  31. Ray

    Dry campus or no, freshmen are underage for drinking. Where I went to school, it pretty much functioned on a “yeah we know most of you have booze in your rooms, just don’t let us SEE you with it” basis.

    The continuing issue here is an RA abusing her power to go into any student’s room without justifiable cause. Justifiable cause mostly being “I locked my key in my room” much of the time.

  32. Tralos

    You think Ruth would find the fact that Billie has pictures of Ruth sleeping on her phone to be slightly creepy.

    1. Andiemus

      Nothing phases ruthless.

      1. Bekah

        *fazes

        1. das-g

          FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZES

        2. Andiemus

          Autocorrect, you Sonuvabongo.

  33. OhNoUDiNt

    FFS, Ruth & Billie, just make out already!

  34. L

    It’s about damn time M.A.D. made a comeback. I kinda miss the cold war.

  35. coobee

    I can’t work out if I want them to make out more than I want Billie/Sal.

    SHIP ALL THE THINGS

  36. Anderson

    Is it okay if I refer to this ship as ‘Alcoholics’?

    1. David

      Yes.

  37. Skydron

    Ruth really has no one else but herself to blame lol She pushed Billie into this by constantly lording herself over her. I might be mistaken but it seemed to me that Ruth kept pushing Billie:

    Stealing her cheerleading uniform and then taking a letter off with threats to do so to the rest of the letters.

    Now we has a standoff… who shall break first I wonder…

  38. Gaekub

    Is anyone else reading the “and several, several others” in second panel as if she was saying “and many, many others” and finding it way more amusing than they should?

    1. David

      As far as I’m aware, those two phrases mean the same thing.

  39. Jim

    One of them needs to set up the wireless MasturCam on the other!! Willis!! Can you do animation if needed???

  40. Kitschensyngk

    “It’s YOU, all right? I learned it by watching YOU!”

  41. Kiggy

    BUSTED!

  42. fatemaster1

    Heh! Are you willing to take that chance?

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