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Guitars
Posted on January 31, 2012 by David M Willis

207 thoughts on “Guitars”

  1. Jen Aside

    So First Church of Awesome?

    1. Henry

      I dunno how awesome it can be if Mary likes it, assuming DOAMary is anything like Roomies/IW!Mary.

      1. darcos0

        What? That’s dumb.

      2. DudeMyDadOwnsADealership

        Figuring Roomies/IW! Mary was a predatory monster of the non-violent variety, I’d say it’s safe to DoA Mary isn’t….If only because she clearly isn’t in ‘Church Chat with the Church Lady’ mode all the time…

        1. DudeMyDadOwnsADealership

          safe to DoA Mary = safe to say DoA Mary

          Sorry. Did it again.

        2. Nezumi

          Must… not… give… in… to… urge… to… comment… with… spoilers…

    2. Ziaheart

      A lot of churches have electric guitars and drums nowadays.

      1. Henry

        Not if you’re Catholic, they don’t.

        1. Kitsuki Noriyuki

          Thank possibly fictional mythological entity for that.

          Seriously, I went to one of those new fangled hip services designed to lure in us youngsters. It didn’t feel churchy enough damn it. Sit, stand, kneel, stand, sit, etc. I don’t need your faux rock invading my mass. If it wasn’t an hour out of my way I’d go to the one diocese that actually does latin masses still in the area.

        2. Henry

          Indeed.

        3. ProjectXa3

          Hells yes, I wholeheartedly agree.

        4. RandomPerson12

          Well, not electric guitars,but mine has drums.

        5. Jones

          I have played both electric guitar and drums in a catholic church during mass. Not at the same time, obviously. Though, I suppose I should specify it was bass guitar, conga, and bongos.

        6. TheGrammarLegionary

          There’s a joke to be made here regarding the language filter on the comments…

    3. Mischka

      Sounds like my church

  2. OhHayMike

    Atta girl. Jesus loves a good bass.

    1. Doctor_Who

      I always imagines Jesus on keytar, myself.

      1. Matt

        I like to think of Jesus like, with giant eagle’s wings and singin’ lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd.

        1. TheDarkEricDraven

          Nah. He raps. You know, Real Sin Savior and what not.

        2. OhHayMike

          You’re my new favorite person.

        3. fellixe

          Jesus in concert:”For my next song I thought I’d send out a little Depeche Mode for you all, so here’s a song I like to call ‘Personal ME!'”

        4. Twigs

          I love you.

        5. Rheios

          Every conversation requires a 3 minute kickass guitar solo. Its part of the reason that Moses couldn’t look directly at God. The killer riffs would have shredded his face.

    2. Leorale

      Meatloaves and fishes?

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        Singing his greatest hit, “I want you to get off the Highway to Hell”.

      2. turkishproverb

        That was glorious leorale.

      3. Michelle J Caboose

        JC and the Sunshine Band?

  3. LauraS

    Weird. Didn’t I say she should choose the one with the best music?

  4. Vabolo

    So is their God Clapton, or Hendrix?

    1. Doctor_Who

      It’s a Norse congregation. The First Church of Yngwie.

      1. Dsurion

        No true Norseman goes to the church of Yngwie, only to the True Faith of Amon Amarth.

  5. David Herbert

    Do they play Creed?

    1. Mikehatesyou

      Not unless it is a demonic church.

  6. Henry

    Oh dear, not Mary. *Sigh*

    1. Joebo

      Wow, I just got the symbolism behind her first storyline way back when… I’m a little slow apparently.

      1. a99steaksauce

        Wait she stood for something back in the older comics? I only read through them once so I guess I didnt see it. What was it? I would really like to know.

    2. Plasma Mongoose

      At least she’s wearing clothes this time.

  7. Leorale

    Yeah, yesterday I was like “ugh church in the morning” but now I’d give that one a shot.

    1. Andy

      Ironically, that would push me away. For some reason, I prefer a more traditional service.

      1. Leorale

        Good thing there are lots of places to pray, then 🙂

  8. Mkvenner

    I hope it’s a snake handleing church.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      Mary’s description sounds like it could be Pentecostal, so maybe…

      1. MengLing

        Only a really small percentage of Pentacostal churches handle snakes so probably not.

        1. Mikehatesyou

          It isn’t even a percentage. That is like saying, “a small
          percentage of people kick puppies in the face.”

          I mean sure, SOME people might do it, but not enough to make a stat out of it.

  9. Plasma Mongoose

    This sounds like it could be something like Hillsong Church.

    1. HiEv

      Heh… That’s exactly what I was thinking.

  10. lord of dance

    the church down the street from me has drums and an elec guitar, depending on the songs they choose it doesn’t always end as well as youd think

    1. Leorale

      Really? I thought you could take lots of rock songs and change “Baby” to “Jesus” to create lots of good ones.

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        “Hit me Jesus one more time”

        1. Thor

          *shakes my tiny fist*

        2. Plasma Mongoose

          What, no rattle or roll? 😛

        3. Doctor_Who

          “All That She Wants is Another Jesus”
          “Jesus Face”
          “Jesus, it’s Cold Outside”

          I kinda like that last one, actually.

        4. Plasma Mongoose

          Jesus Come Back
          Jesus Did A Bad Bad Thing
          Everybody’s Trying To Be My Jesus
          Ice Ice Jesus
          I’m Gonna Love You Just A Little More Jesus

        5. Wonder Wig

          What no Justin Bieber? Jesus, Jesus, Jesus?

        6. Plasma Mongoose

          I wouldn’t know a Justin Bieber song even if it hit me in the FAAAAACE!

        7. Michelle J Caboose

          With his penis?

        8. Fred

          For a nickel (average worth of a Justin Bieber disk, materials included)

        9. Michelle J Caboose

          I think you overestimate the value of a Justin Beiber CD by about 20 cents…

        10. SpaceInvader42

          Jesus Got Back
          Jesus I’m Gonna Leave You
          Jesus I Need Your Lovin’
          Jesus Please Don’t Go
          Everybody’s Trying to Be My Jesus
          Hit Me Jesus One More Time
          …I could go on, but I think that’s good for now

        11. SarahLost

          Personal Jesus… oh wait…

        12. Andrusi

          Jesus You’re A Rich Man

        13. Mkvenner

          Hard rock Hallelujah.

        14. Arkadi

          *Highfive*

      2. Thor

        Works really well with Madonna’s “Papa Don’t Preach”, or Britney Spears’s “Hit Me, Jesus, One More Time”.

        1. Thor

          Or “Jesus Got Back”.

        2. MM

          Bad brain. Stop trying to rewrite “SexyBack” with crucifixion references.

        3. Michelle J Caboose

          Actually, if we’re using Madonna songs, “Like a Prayer” probably wouldn’t even need much editing…

      3. waytoomanyusernames

        Your Jesus
        I’ll be Your Jesus Tonight
        Your Bright Jesus Blues
        Somebody’s Jesus
        Come On Jesus Let’s Go Downtown Tonight
        Nobody’s Jesus
        She’s My Jesus
        Jesus’s Liquored Up

      4. Leorale

        I feel so proud of all of your awesome baby-to-Jesus songs!
        ps.
        Rock-a-hula Jesus
        Do me Jesus, do me all night long.

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          Mamma, Don’t Let Jesus Grow Up To Be A Cowboy.

        2. Leorale

          yaaaay

    2. Keulan

      Yeah, drums and electric guitar don’t always = awesome. It could end up sounding like this- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8 …which is pretty funny but I not what I’d consider awesome. YMMV.

  11. Xailenrath Omniversal

    Can’t argue with that.
    Maybe if religion RAWKED more, I’d have one.

    1. Rex Hondo

      Any excuse I can get to actually wear my “Jesus is F’ing Metal” shirt in public…

      1. Mkvenner

        Why haven’t you?

  12. Derek

    I was going to ask why it’s only women heading church-ward when I remember that’s a dorm. Guess I have never been separated from the other gender by an entire floor in my life o_O

  13. Vex Godglove

    I went to a church for a while in the year after college that had a rock band as its worship team, my ex’s little brother played guitar. The church catered mostly to the younger crowd. It wasn’t as cool as you might think, but they gave out free breakfast and I was poor.

  14. Leorale

    Ooh, next week they could go to Hillel! Joyce has mentioned a fondness for kosher eye-candy, plus she wouldn’t have to get embarrassed because we’d interrupt her way sooner.

    1. alicemacher

      +1, Alice Macher likes this, etc.

  15. Jabberwocky

    Dunno about Indiana, but that describes basically every church in Austin.

  16. Uniqueantique

    And guitars make a good church? Not that churchs are good or bad, its the people in them that…nm, getting sidetracked.
    Still thinking about churches being chosen by little miss traditional because of the music, some how that strikes a wrong chord. It shouldn’t but it does.

    1. MM

      Little Miss Traditional is also easily impressed by motorcycles. It’s not that much of a step from there to drums and guitars.

    2. Plasma Mongoose

      (Pun not intended) or was it?

    3. begbert2

      Joyce has demonstrated a tendency to be …distracted… by certain things that seem cool to her. (Vroom! Vrrroom! Varrrooom!)

  17. Wonder Wig

    To those about to worship, we salute you.

    1. NF

      You’ve got to fight! For your right! To prrrrr-aaaay!

      1. Doctor_Who

        IIIIII wanna kneel and pray all night
        And worship every day!

        1. Ryune

          Just take them old bibles off the shelf!
          Do my devotionals by myself
          I think about the prophets of the days of old
          And my Jesus-filled rock and roll

        2. Kelly

          I may be an atheist, but I approve of this thread

        3. NF

          Just talkin’ ’bout my…congregation.

        4. Michelle J Caboose

          Kneel in the place where you pray
          Think about religion, wonder why we have it now…

        5. SarahLost

          just a small town girl, born and raised in south detroit,
          she’ll take the rock and roll church, it goes on and on
          and on and on…

        6. Tucker

          Jesuuuuuuuuus in the chuurrrerrrch
          God up in the sky!

        7. TsunamiJane

          *slow clap*

          You win the Internets.

        8. TsunamiJane

          That was to Ryune for zir Bob Seger religious parody.

  18. Ryune

    You know Joyce, you can date multiple churches before settling down with the right one.

    … although given your first date = MARRIAGE mentality maybe I’m not so surprised.

    1. Ragnal

      “Date” a church?

      What is this, are churches inanimate objects now? Are they…are they…

      OH MY GOD CHURCHES ARE YIVO.

      1. David

        Churches are people, my friend!

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          Churches are made of people? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

        2. Spazman

          Churches are made of people. huh.

          Here is the church
          Here is the steeple.
          Open it up and–

          OH GOD CALL 911!!!

        3. Noel Schornhorst

          Here’s the church… here’s the people… open the door and– OH MY GOD!!! THE PEOPLE LOOK LIKE FINGERS!!!

        4. Noel Schornhorst

          And somehow, I totally missed Spazman’s comment directly above mine… 😛

        5. Rex Hondo

          Made of people? Do the Tzimisce have a temple in Bloomington? And would it be open on Sunday morning even if they did?

          And yes, I do feel ashamed of being too weak to resist making a World of Darkness reference.

        6. Carlos Futino

          In this case, is Soylent Green a church?

        7. Plasma Mongoose

          Not quite, churches are made out of soylent green.

      2. Ryune

        Just a goofy term that a few I’ve been to used to describe people who were looking for the right church and had attended a few times but were not committing with membership or regular attendance or tithing.

        You know, like you’d go on a few dates with a person before you commit with exclusivity, sex or marriage.

        1. fellixe

          But a person should uphold some personals standards and not go having communion on any old church on the first date.

  19. Kensou

    Annnd Joyce’s annoyance level just went up ANOTHER notch. And yet I still like her…

  20. Aizat

    Is that a church or a concert?

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      Some churches (like Hillsong) feel more like going to a concert, but until we see it in the next few comics, whose to say what this church will be like.

  21. Doom Shepherd

    There was a church near where I used to live had drums and electric guitars… Though it turned out they were some kinda pothead “music cult” and they got busted for drugs, theft, and public hanky-panky.

    1. lawzlo

      Best. Church. Ever.

    2. f.p.

      Like, woah man, don’t you remember? The apostles and their followers shared everything . Dude, if the church is the bride of Christ anyway, then why not share a bed?

  22. abjuron

    Scum of the Earth Church, anyone? Five Iron Frenzy? Anyone?

    No?

    Okay…I’ll just slink back into my late-90s hole then…

    1. Quiche

      HELL YES FIVE IRON FRENZY!

      On a different note, I actually prefer tradional services. If I wanna see a rock show. I will probably buy a concert ticket for a band I like, not watch random strangers. Gimme some hymns. 🙂

    2. f.p.

      Just whose pants are these anyway?

    3. Jackson

      I remember Five Iron Frenzy! They were the future of rock in 1995.

      1. abjuron

        Awesome quote, dude! I bought the shirt at their final concert in Denver that sported that on the back!!! Unfortunately, I have worn it to near shreds since 🙁

  23. Little Sister

    My sister goes to a church like that, and I went with her to one service. The first half was basically a rock concert (the band was awesome actually), while the sermon included a story about how the pastor supposedly cured a poor Mexican woman’s blindness. The congregation stared blankly as the story was being told. One should think that this story would have elicited some response: tears of joy, suspicion, spontaneous “THANK YOU JESUS” in the aisles, or at least smiling and nodding…But no.

    Blech. Rock music does NOT make everything awesome.

    1. Andrusi

      You see, they’ve heard that story a million times now.

  24. Tristan J

    So, this is a church that has electric guitars and drums. Word of God is that Mike plays bass.

    I am intrigued to see where this goes.

    1. Aidenn

      Well if Mike gets plastered every Saturday night, him playing in a church band on Sunday morning wouldn’t be out of character

    2. David

      Mike plays drums! Joe plays bass.

      1. Tristan J

        Ack! I got mixed up.

      2. f.p.

        Does Joe play bass with his penis? Murderface proved it can be done!

      3. Mkvenner

        And Who’s on stage?

  25. Caffienated

    Noooo….it’s Mary. 🙁

  26. Ryan

    Convictions, Joyce has them.

    And if this church has drums and electric guitars and stuff, then it must be one of those gaudy and hilarious megachurches.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      Convictions, Sal also has them.

      1. Michelle J Caboose

        I see what you did there, and I approve.

  27. GuitarDude1995

    Sounds like my kind of church

  28. Noel Schornhorst

    I hope this church will be mellow and profitable…

    http://youtu.be/qgc-_pzzz00

  29. Observer

    The whole concept of college students coming together like that to go to church sounds completely alien to my European ears.

    1. a99steaksauce

      Its pretty alien to most english speaking people, Americans included (And maybe Canadians but I cant be sure).

      1. a99steaksauce

        My bad, I miss read for England (read it too fast). Than I will say that it just is not common here in the U.S.A. and by the looks of other comments, it isnt common anywhere else.

    2. Ryan Balis

      in Mexico this never happens actually

    3. Arkadi

      I was going to post just that. You saved me the effort ^^ And I’m glad it’s not only us foreigners who think it’s weird!

      1. Leorale

        To me, the fact that they’re freshmen helps it make sense.

        Like, they could all be looking for something familiar, at the same time, right after their first week away from home.

        If they all go together on subsequent weeks, then I’ve never seen that in my American social circles. It was always one or maybe two kids who went to services, and they let their roommates sleep in.

        1. Arkadi

          Yes, that sounds more like the real world to me.

    4. agentksilver

      At the first college I went to, everyone went to church on Sundays (and rocked out to electric guitar and drums). My second school is a state school like this one. I don’t live on campus, so I can’t speak for Sunday, but everyone seems to be openly religious, and there’s regular evangelizing on the school square.

  30. TemplarKnight

    Oh no, not Mary. God this can’t get any wor-

    (the mike part of my brain just walked up to the chalkboard and pointed out that Ryan is a pastor’s son. . . and they’re about to head to a church)

    D8

    1. TemplarKnight

      http://www.shortpacked.com/2010/comic/book-12/04-change-is-coming/pentagon/
      What I was going for essentially

  31. vsophi

    Why does she looks so worried when she’s talking about a church with an “awesome congregation”? xD

  32. Twentydragon

    Christian rock has always sounded really fake to me. Hearing it inside a church building wouldn’t help.

    1. Keulan

      I’ve never been a fan of Christian rock either, but that’s more to do with the quality of the music. They always seem to put too much focus on the Jesus-y message and not enough on making the music sound good. That and I’m an atheist, so the message isn’t appealing to me anyway.

  33. Just for kix

    Wanna guess who’ll be the pastor of this church?

    1. agentksilver

      Ryan’s dad.

    2. Arkadi

      Who? The Pastor of Muppets?

      1. fellixe

        Please take all of my internets, for you are far more worthy than I.

        1. Arkadi

          *Bows* I shall make good use of it -for all mankind.

  34. Dan

    My sleepy brain initially interpreted that area with a tiled floor past the large opening as the dorm shower area. My sleepy brain is dumb and possibly a pervert.

    1. Wack'd

      Oh my god I love your gravatar. Where did you get that?

      1. fellixe

        Click on it! You know you want to! Click on the red, candy-like… I mean the black-and-white funny avatar!

  35. LiC

    Can someone tell me who Mary is in regards to the old comic? I’m not familiar with her.

    1. f.p.

      An obnoxious holier-than-thou Bible thumper who was eventually outed as a complete hypocrite

      1. Crumplepunch

        In related news, the description of the mega-church reminded me of Ted Haggard.

    2. agentksilver

      If I remember correctly, she was Sal’s best friend in high school, whose job was to laugh at everything Sal did (Sal put on a goofy front in order to win friends quickly, because her family moved so much). In college, she was shown to be overly religious and judgmental. Then she got pregnant (had an abortion?), demonstrating her hypocrisy.

  36. CWR

    It’s a trap!

  37. Keleso

    I went to a church like that once, but it ended up being a cult. I was removed by security because I didn’t want to fill out paperwork toward the end stating that I was going to devote my life to Jesus and their church. Oh, and it also stated that I would send 30% of my income to them. They also had a Starbucks in the lobby, which was kind of weird.

    1. PinkiePie

      Yeah that does sound suspicious. I’ve been to chuch my whole life and never had to fill out paper work.

    2. agentksilver

      …wow…

      The big church here in DC has a Starbucks in their lobby as well, but with 17000 parishioners it’s probably a good investment.

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        “Jesus entered the temple area and drove out all who were buying and selling there. He overturned the tables of the baristas and the benches of those drinking half caf frappuccinos.”

        1. agentksilver

          Preeeeetty much. It’s where all the crazy conservative yahoos go, too. Starbucks and the assurance that big military budgets and cutting off funding for family planning is the WAY TO GO.

  38. agentksilver

    Geez, have people here never been to a church with electric guitar and drums? They’re like a dime a dozen. “Contemporary” music to bring in the crowds and all that.

  39. Whit

    I’m now convinced they’re going to Evangelical Community Church.

  40. Andrusi

    Ah, yes, Richard 2:21. “And the LORD said, ‘They have electric guitars and drums.'”

  41. Jimmy

    Who is this prophetess who speaks of sweet wailings on electric guitars?

    1. begbert2

      She’s the incarnation of the Virgin Mother.

    2. fellixe

      Mary, Our Lady of Perpetual Reverb.

  42. MuleyBob

    Sure are a lot of people up going to church. I dunno if this is normal or not. I slept every sunday when I was in college. And that was the least of my sins.

  43. Cinematic

    I am suspicious of this girl dressed in red and black… is she leading the group astray :O

  44. Pat

    Joyce, those would be reasonable things to take into consideration… If you had started this “deciding” thing before you were en-route.

  45. AJBulldis

    Drums and electric guitar are usually an excellent indicator of something evangelical; right up Joyce’s alley.

    1. waytoomanyusernames

      I’m betting onr Catholic or UU, myself

      1. AJBulldis

        I’ve never been to a Catholic Mass that wasn’t traditional in the extreme, myself. Half the time they didn’t even have someone playing piano, and we just sang.

        1. Pat

          Sounds like an issue with available musicians more than what they wanted.

          The Catholic church I attend upgraded to an electronic drum machine a while ago, at the drummer’s request.

      2. Faeyas

        I know UUs tend to use non traditional music (I’m a UU myself), but I’ve yet to see an actual band at a UU church (mostly choirs and maybe a guitar.. no full band yet). I’ve been to a few other protestant churches with them however.

        I don’t think that the denomination determines whether or not there is a band or really has any relation. I believe its the spirit of the community that determines if the church is more traditional hymn or rock music. Since they are in a college town/city it would make sense that at least one church caters to the college crowd.

        1. Pat

          Also funds.

    2. Tucker

      I respectfully disagree. I attended a local Four Square in town a few times (because the girl was really cute), and that’s exactly what they are. You have speaking parts that are led together with a song played by a band. Electric guitars, and drums. In fact, the whole service is sort of arranged as a song – the spoken parts are the verse to the song’s chorus!

      All in all, it was a pretty interesting experience – and again, she was damn cute. I haven’t been in a church since.

  46. Ray

    I gotta say, being Catholic, or any other specific denomination of Christianity, is a lot simpler. The churches are essentially the same no matter where you go, you don’t have to vet their beliefs and doctrines before attending services.

    1. vlademir1

      You’re obviously unfamiliar with Eastern Catholicism among other similar variations then. Going to a church of the Eastern Rite can be a challenging experience for some if they’re only familiar with the Roman Rite, despite both being Catholic and in full communion with Rome.

      1. Liam

        I was raised Roman Catholic, and I love going to the Masses of the different Rites. I was so excited when the Anglican Rite was pronounced last year because it meant a new way for me to pray the Mass. Greek Rite is one of my favorites, but I prayed the Celtic Mass with some Benedictines in Ireland and it blew my freaking mind. So legit.

        If you’re Catholic and you’ve only participated in the Latin(Roman) Rite, do yourself a favor and find somewhere or some priest nearby willing to celebrate Mass in a different Rite.

  47. drs

    Seems odd Joyce wouldn’t have decided by now.

    I don’t think real IU has any church on campus, strictly speaking, apart from a tiny chapel.

    1. begbert2

      My guess would be that Joyce is unaccustomed to thinking of church as something you have to decide upon, since until this point her destination was always clear. Only at the last minute would she be thinking, “Okay, it’s time to get going to church! Um, where an I going again?”

  48. Faeyas

    Aha I knew I recalled her from earlier.

    http://www.dumbingofage.com/comics/2011-01-10-glasses.png

    1. Faeyas

      Oops. I meant this one:
      http://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-1/05-media-rumble/dumb/

      The other link was for my gravatar. >> sorry about the confusion!

  49. begbert2

    It just occurred to me to find it odd that Mary would assume that Joyce would prioritize the music over the message. It suggests that she’s aware of Joyce’s easily-entertained personality, which I wouldn’t have expected her to know. Unless most college-age theists think of church as a party?

    1. Jackson

      Sadly, most college-age anythings think of everything as a party. The theists are no exception. 🙁

      1. Leorale

        Why is that sad?

        1. a99steaksauce

          Cus those college-age people in college wouldnt make it very far if there was a rave in every classroom of course.

    2. Andrea

      Well, when I was Christian, I visited a lot of different churches, and the ones with more modern music sometimes moved me in a different way even though the message was about the same. It wasn’t a “party” or more entertaining; it was just music that was more like what I was used to listening to IRL. It still had that “pure” feeling that everything Church-related has. Anyway, I can see why Mary would think it’s worth mentioning and why Joyce might think it was worth a try, even if it seemed like it was just for comedic effect.

    3. Rex Hondo

      Not really all that odd. Having grown up in a very musical family, good music has always been an integral part of a fulfilling praise experience.

  50. Chester

    This is literally a way of communicating beliefs in my town. “Hey, what was that church you said you went to? What’s their worship service like.” “It’s got electric guitars and drums.” “Oh… Not really what I was looking for, but thanks.”

  51. Motorhead

    I propose the First Church of Lemmy! Because we all know who would win in a fight between Lemmy and God!

  52. Bosn_C_Otter

    Church … A place where people gather to compare clothing.

  53. stikibunn

    This sounds a lot like the church I used to go to (I miss it now I’ve moved away)
    The pastor was a former hippie with his music tastes leaning towards a Led Zepplin/Pink Floyd and this has rubbed off of the rest of the worship team with much of the worship in “jam” style, a freeform 20 minute guitar solo, sometimes with a harmonica, a violin, saxaphone or other instrument… totally badass!
    In addition the message we preach is very straightforward. We don’t believe in discriminating or hating anyone (although they still have ridiculous notions about Dungeons and Dragons and Harry Potter)

  54. Fayanora

    I’d love to see the look on Joyce’s face if it’s a Unitarian Universalist church. 😀

  55. not a toilet!(john)

    i prolly missed the train, but how about “Wynonas big brown bible”? or “heaven aint a bad place to be”?

  56. Maycroft

    Well, they do have a hook for people.

  57. Usayasha

    Do the Vatican Rag.

  58. Bo Lindbergh

    So maybe this is Joyce after all? http://headtrip.keenspot.com/d/20111024.html

  59. Brady Kj

    I sure hope the electric guitar church IS the Mormon church.

  60. Amanda

    If this is actually Bloomington, the Methodist church has great music–and it’s not guitar and drums, it’s classically trained singers and instrumentalists

  61. Rory

    I went to a Calvinist church mainly for that reason. Their worship music was FUN. Not like the dry stuff at the Presbyterian church (which was closer to campus and apparently “the place to pick up chicks”).

  62. acoraz

    Don’t trust her liesssss.

  63. nibblrrr

    they have electric drums? cool retro 80s church!

  64. Onion

    For some reason, I’m quickly becoming tired of reading the word “church”.

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