No faustian bargain is wroth it. Firt you are promised to be a magical girl and get your ship become canon, and then the ship breaks after a few months and you are trapped in a contract that forces you to hunt witches and avoid becoming one just because some furries wanted to avoid entropy.
Soon they will discover ever more benign methods of cheery wakefulness, and then… wait, no, that actually sounds good
BBCC
I was thinking ‘not less benign, just harder to strangle’
Kris
In enough time there will be an app that wakes people up for them!…Oh wait, that’s just an alarm clock isn’t it?
Marsh Maryrose
I’m pretty sure I’ve already told the story of how, when I was the age of the DoA cast, four different alarm clocks, set to go off at slightly different times, were still not sufficient to wake me up in the morning.
Needfuldoer
I’m not a morning person by any means, but mornings and I have come to an understanding since I start work in the middle of the night. I use a floor lamp on a timer, a real alarm clock, and an old smartphone with half a dozen alarms spaced 5 minutes apart. The lamp’s maintenance-free, but everything else gets shut off every morning and turned back on again every evening.
This system has failed me exactly twice in the last five years, and both were because of my idiocy: one evening I forgot to turn any of them back on in the first place, and another time I was so exhausted I shut them all off and went back to sleep.
Tawdry Quirks
Yes, but the morning people can’t actually make someone else’s phone alarm go off without hacking into the other person’s phone, or at least not yet. Best someone non-technical could pull off is sending a bunch of texts and crossing their fingers the phone isn’t in ‘Do Not Disturb’ mode.
Yeah, the main thing wrong with The Time Machine was that we never got to see the advanced Morlockian civilization created by advanced thinkers working through the night. Well, that and an obvious bias against carnivores.
It’s Andrew Garfield. I figured he had a longer history of Spider-Man before him than there ended up being.
Kinoko
No blame there. I get whiplash from just thinking about how quickly Sony rebooted cinematic Spiderman. Then I realize the Toby Maguire movies started over half my lifetime ago. Does this make me feel old or young? What even is time???
Okay, we need Sir David Attenborough style descriptions of the rest of the cast now!
“Behold the common Polyanna, risus triangulum. As hard as she tries to please everyone, her relationships with the other characters of the region range from adoration to begrudging tolerance. She is frequently spotted in the company of labore adsiduo flavum, with which she shares a sisterly bond. While they can be found separately, risus is known to have the power of teleportation, appearing by flavum‘s side at will. Ex-trod-nury.”
Disclaimer: that Latin was just machine translated.
While that’s a compelling consideration, I’m pretty sure that exorcisms performed at twilight have the very same exact efficacy as those performed in the morning.
Honestly, I would lose my shit if I had a roommate who bothered me every morning before I even wake up. Chick needs to learn boundaries. She may think she’s being nice, but she’s being seriously rude.
She was technically awake, but she hadn’t woken up. She had literally opened her eyes just that second, she was probably still in that weird dream state where everything seems wrong. Give a girl some time to recalibrate. Or, honestly, just don’t talk to them before they’re showered and dressed unless it’s absolutely necessary.
In conclusion, Lucy and Joyce are the most problematic characters in this comic.
Billie woke up and then Lucy greeted her, not the other way around. I mean, I enjoy my sleep and privacy a lot, but Lucy didn’t ruin those in this instance (like Billie is used to Joyce doing)
I would too, but Lucy waited until she heard Billie stirring and only said good morning. She’s not hovering over her, getting in her face and coming uninvited in Billie’s room.
She isn’t breaking any boundaries. She literally said good morning from across the room because she noticed Billie waking up. This is literally their shared room so she is allowed to exist here. Not being a morning person isn’t an excuse to be a bongo to people for daring to say two words to you.
True, but it is really insufferable to have roommates who are determined to make friends. Roommates are basically associates in a partnership. Trying to make it more than that is… aggravating. And stressful.
Emily
That sounds like more of a you problem than an actual thing.
Sunny
I’m a person who needs a good amount of time to get comfortable around others. Phase 1 is being in the vicinity of each other and seeing how they generally behave, this will eventually include greeting each other. Phase 2 is extremely basic communication, like “can I borrow a pencil real quick? Sure *hand it over. Thanks *scribble* here you go.” In phase 3 it becomes ok to start conversations about common topics, so if you notice the other person’s listening to the same music as you or watching a movie you’ve also seen and liked you can start talking about those. Phase 4 is when this thing called “friendship” can begin to evolve. Phase 1 can take up to a week or even two, phase 2 can go on for several weeks, phase 3 can go on for months or over a year.
Lucy is definitely a nice person, but she would not be a good roommate for me. She would be talking up a storm about all kinds of things, wanting to show me fanart she found online, and possibly even sharing personal things about herself or asking me about my life and family and whatnot. Meanwhile, I would still need to figure her out on a far more basic level, but common courtesy would demand that I react in some way I wouldn’t be comfortable with yet. It would absolutely be stressful.
184 thoughts on “Deja vu”
DarkoNeko
farsighted ?
Clif
In the last panel, Billie thinks on her feet, even though she’s laying down.
Ana Chronistic
LUCY AND
NATSUBILLIE!shenanigans imminent
MatthewTheLucky
But Billie hasn’t broken in, she lives there!
Clif
How much better it is to be annoyed by someone with easy access to you than by someone who actually has to make an effort.
Clif
Ignore that. I misread it as But Lucy hasn’t broken in, she lives there.
Emily
The sentiment still works, Billie would be a pretty unbearable roommate.
Kris
Ah! Who’s ready for 500+ chapters of will they won’t they PG-13 bullcrap! But only if Lucy gets to wear revealing outfits!
Clif
Make us a Faustian bargan we can’t refuse.
abysswatcher1993
No faustian bargain is wroth it. Firt you are promised to be a magical girl and get your ship become canon, and then the ship breaks after a few months and you are trapped in a contract that forces you to hunt witches and avoid becoming one just because some furries wanted to avoid entropy.
Ana Chronistic
Witches sound like a much more efficient means of harvesting emotional energy than wraiths!
If you’re ever interested in sacrificing yourself for the good of the universe, let me know.
Kinoko
Without us, you’d still be living in caves, I think. /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
Kris
Lucy’s actually a lot smarter than Joyce is.
BBCC
She could wake her friends WITHOUT being strangled.
Dear god, the morning people are evolving. Ugh!
Pablo360
Soon they will discover ever more benign methods of cheery wakefulness, and then… wait, no, that actually sounds good
BBCC
I was thinking ‘not less benign, just harder to strangle’
Kris
In enough time there will be an app that wakes people up for them!…Oh wait, that’s just an alarm clock isn’t it?
Marsh Maryrose
I’m pretty sure I’ve already told the story of how, when I was the age of the DoA cast, four different alarm clocks, set to go off at slightly different times, were still not sufficient to wake me up in the morning.
Needfuldoer
I’m not a morning person by any means, but mornings and I have come to an understanding since I start work in the middle of the night. I use a floor lamp on a timer, a real alarm clock, and an old smartphone with half a dozen alarms spaced 5 minutes apart. The lamp’s maintenance-free, but everything else gets shut off every morning and turned back on again every evening.
This system has failed me exactly twice in the last five years, and both were because of my idiocy: one evening I forgot to turn any of them back on in the first place, and another time I was so exhausted I shut them all off and went back to sleep.
Tawdry Quirks
Yes, but the morning people can’t actually make someone else’s phone alarm go off without hacking into the other person’s phone, or at least not yet. Best someone non-technical could pull off is sending a bunch of texts and crossing their fingers the phone isn’t in ‘Do Not Disturb’ mode.
Crusading Barista
(Pops open skype)
RISE AND SHINE!!!!!
Marsh Maryrose
The Eloi are morning people.
The Morlocks are night people.
Evolution is what it is.
Clif
Yeah, the main thing wrong with The Time Machine was that we never got to see the advanced Morlockian civilization created by advanced thinkers working through the night. Well, that and an obvious bias against carnivores.
Bagge
In general, Joyce prefer PASSIONATE before SMART. Lucy at least seems capable of at least a few nuances.
Doctor_Who
I’m with Billie, Lucy and Joyce’s smiles are both at least 300 watts, they should be required to wear lampshades on their heads before 9am.
*Sigh*, No Joyce, Fuckface does not count as a lampshade.
Deanatay
Are they full-spectrum smiles, or just soft white? Fuckface would like the full-spectrum smile, I imagine.
Lauralot
Is that Constantine or Castiel on the wall there?
Cheshrin
Since Lucy is a confirmed DC comics fan in this ‘verse, I’d wager it’s Constantine.
Walky_Talky
I was thinking either Constantine or the Tenth Doctor.
Zee
P sure its David Tennant
Kinoko
That poster belongs to Billie. I forget who it’s of, but she had it up in the same arrangement when rooming with Sal:
I was trying to find a neutral strip, but here’s a sad one.
David M Willis
It’s Andrew Garfield. I figured he had a longer history of Spider-Man before him than there ended up being.
Kinoko
No blame there. I get whiplash from just thinking about how quickly Sony rebooted cinematic Spiderman. Then I realize the Toby Maguire movies started over half my lifetime ago. Does this make me feel old or young? What even is time???
Pablo360
Not a linear progression of cause to effect but more of a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey… stuff.
purblebirb
Is it weird if I say that I thought that was John Cusack
kitty
billie: <:<
lilyliv
Somehow I’m both of them at the same time…
BBCC
Hey, don’t knock it, Billie. Sarah’d kill to be in your position. At least this one doesn’t hover over you while you sleep!
And hey, unlike Joyce, Lucy’s entitled to be in your room, so it’s not like you need to worry about someone coming from the next room into yours.
Bagge
Given how this wing work, I’m pretty sure she HAS to worry about someone else coming in.
(“Behold the cheerleader sleeps. See that magnificent puddle of drool – a perfection such as us can only dream of.”
Needfuldoer
Okay, we need Sir David Attenborough style descriptions of the rest of the cast now!
“Behold the common Polyanna, risus triangulum. As hard as she tries to please everyone, her relationships with the other characters of the region range from adoration to begrudging tolerance. She is frequently spotted in the company of labore adsiduo flavum, with which she shares a sisterly bond. While they can be found separately, risus is known to have the power of teleportation, appearing by flavum‘s side at will. Ex-trod-nury.”
Disclaimer: that Latin was just machine translated.
Bagge
That sounds like something Rose could do. She seems to have a flair for the melodramatic.
http://www.dumbingofage.com/2017/comic/book-8/01-face-the-strange/legends/
Emily
God I forgot how incredibly weird all those nerds are.
Bagge
Heh, sounds like something Billie could say verbatim.
Emily
I’m a weird nerd and I still think those guys are fucking weird nerds.
TemperaryObsessor
Aren’t Joyce and Sarah roommates?
Or are you saying Lucy has a right to be in the room but Joyce has no right to be on Sarah’s bed.
TemperaryObsessor
Oh I get it Joyce does that thing to Billie too.
jeffepp
Less booze would make waking up easier, you know.
Needfuldoer
“Less”? Which packie carries that brand?
Stephen Bierce
Lucy must be related to Erik Estrada. (The MAD magazine parody of CHiPS included him causing a wreck by “flashing” his smile.)
Kern Wallace
*sniffs wineglass* Ah yes, a subversion of a running gag, excellent vintage.
Clif
Subversion or continuation?
Kern Wallace
She’s standing across the room, rather than literally hovering over them as is typical for the gag.
Bagge
Agreed. Very well crafted.
In contrast to Sarah, Sal and Billie I really look forward to the mornings. My favorite so far is when Sarah woke Joyce up with an enormous smile.
Clif
Look forward to mornings? Damn. Where is my cross and holy water when I need it. Has your wife tried an exorcism?
Bagge
She’s considered it, but that would mean leaving the bed, so…
Clif
While that’s a compelling consideration, I’m pretty sure that exorcisms performed at twilight have the very same exact efficacy as those performed in the morning.
Ivy
Honestly, I would lose my shit if I had a roommate who bothered me every morning before I even wake up. Chick needs to learn boundaries. She may think she’s being nice, but she’s being seriously rude.
MatsuoTanuki
I concur.
MatthewTheLucky
Billie’s awake in panel 2.
Questionor
someone standing in the room staring at me would wake me up too
Ivy
She was technically awake, but she hadn’t woken up. She had literally opened her eyes just that second, she was probably still in that weird dream state where everything seems wrong. Give a girl some time to recalibrate. Or, honestly, just don’t talk to them before they’re showered and dressed unless it’s absolutely necessary.
In conclusion, Lucy and Joyce are the most problematic characters in this comic.
Bladeglory
Billie woke up and then Lucy greeted her, not the other way around. I mean, I enjoy my sleep and privacy a lot, but Lucy didn’t ruin those in this instance (like Billie is used to Joyce doing)
BBCC
I would too, but Lucy waited until she heard Billie stirring and only said good morning. She’s not hovering over her, getting in her face and coming uninvited in Billie’s room.
Kris
It’s funny because in this one circumstance Lucy is almost the anti-Joyce but with the same outcome and hate apparently.
Adam Black
Lucy embraced Guilt free sex?
Poskie
and wore cutoff shorts?
vlademir1
Ya know, I’d almost be willing to pay to see Lucy dressed in the anti-Joyce outfit from It’s Walky!
Sam
She isn’t breaking any boundaries. She literally said good morning from across the room because she noticed Billie waking up. This is literally their shared room so she is allowed to exist here. Not being a morning person isn’t an excuse to be a bongo to people for daring to say two words to you.
Nikol Geier
True, but it is really insufferable to have roommates who are determined to make friends. Roommates are basically associates in a partnership. Trying to make it more than that is… aggravating. And stressful.
Emily
That sounds like more of a you problem than an actual thing.
Sunny
I’m a person who needs a good amount of time to get comfortable around others. Phase 1 is being in the vicinity of each other and seeing how they generally behave, this will eventually include greeting each other. Phase 2 is extremely basic communication, like “can I borrow a pencil real quick? Sure *hand it over. Thanks *scribble* here you go.” In phase 3 it becomes ok to start conversations about common topics, so if you notice the other person’s listening to the same music as you or watching a movie you’ve also seen and liked you can start talking about those. Phase 4 is when this thing called “friendship” can begin to evolve. Phase 1 can take up to a week or even two, phase 2 can go on for several weeks, phase 3 can go on for months or over a year.
Lucy is definitely a nice person, but she would not be a good roommate for me. She would be talking up a storm about all kinds of things, wanting to show me fanart she found online, and possibly even sharing personal things about herself or asking me about my life and family and whatnot. Meanwhile, I would still need to figure her out on a far more basic level, but common courtesy would demand that I react in some way I wouldn’t be comfortable with yet. It would absolutely be stressful.