Pre-Marital Hankey-Pankey. Joyce in the old continuity used to shout it whenever she saw people so much as holding hands unescorted. No clue about MDMA, though.
Raen
“3,4-methylenedioxy-N-methylamphetamine.”
(…ecstasy.)
Andrusi
“(…ecstasy.)” isn’t meant to indicate the common name of the drug. Raen just really, really, really likes typing out the names of chemicals.
I always get that on my new characters. For some reason though it never really works out the way I intend it. I guess his wardrobe isn’t really designed to accentuate such features.
Oh man. I cannot listen to this song without riffing. Things I’ve come up with for the first two lines alone:
“Does she want a medal?”
“Soon she’ll learn how to talk, too!”
“I can finally take the training legs off!”
And for just the first line:
“I usually date double-amputees.”
If you really want to please us
Give us a moment to talk about Jesus
If you’ve really been feeling hot
Take this time to learn from god
Although my outfits one of temtation
I’m here to save you from Damnation
Don’t you need a Jesus
Don’t you need a- need a Jesus
Billie chose . . . wisely. Although, I hope she doesn’t want Joyce to wear those boots with that dress. Buy some nice flats to go with that dress, Joyce!
I have existed from the morning of the foot and I shall exist until the last aglet falls from the night. Although I have taken the form of Uggs, I am all shoe as I am no shoe and therefore I am…a God. I shall wait for the unanimous decision of Payless ShoeSource, Crocs.
Discussion (157) - “Legs”
Broken Products
Don’t remember her……Maybe she leads to Joyce’s first lesbain P.M.H.P.?
David
You have a really short memory.
Broken Products
That I do.
Raen
I’m thinking less PMHP, more MDMA.
Billie’s first lesbian PMHP, I’m not ruling out.
(Also, weed helps the memory, man.
…or maybe hurts it. One sec.)
Blob Marley
MDMA like the drug, or are we getting clever with the acronyms?
Andrusi
May Decrease Mental Acuity?
maarvarq
P.M.H.P.?
Viktoria
Pre-Marital Hankey-Pankey. Joyce in the old continuity used to shout it whenever she saw people so much as holding hands unescorted. No clue about MDMA, though.
Raen
“3,4-methylenedioxy-N-methylamphetamine.”
(…ecstasy.)
Andrusi
“(…ecstasy.)” isn’t meant to indicate the common name of the drug. Raen just really, really, really likes typing out the names of chemicals.
tahrey
ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i coulda sworn her first pmhp was with walky, but, i’unno for certs…
Kirt Dankmyer
….
Prepaid Mental Health Plan?
tahrey
I second that emotion… PMHP… Prepaid Mental Health Plan? What?
Google’s got nothin’
David Herbert
She has no problem with the cleavage though. Huh, thought that’d be what she freaked out over.
Personally I think she looks nice without going into Sarah’s trashy worries.
NCP19
I concur!
Sensedog
Same here. I think that the outfit works on her. By the standards of today, she could do a lot worse in terms of any measurement of trashiness.
Aizat
Could’ve been worse. She could be wearing only tassels and a bikini.
ProfessorZoot
How could you think that would be . . . worse?
Yotomoe
I don’t think you understand. You can see her knees! Knees are the new ankles.
Plasma Mongoose
Joyce must have chosen Great Cleavage as one of her feats for her character.
Joebo
I always get that on my new characters. For some reason though it never really works out the way I intend it. I guess his wardrobe isn’t really designed to accentuate such features.
Khrene Cleaver
I bet lil Miss Chizuru wuld love a little more Cleavge eh? And Definitely soe Lesbo PMHP action… Alright I’m bordering on creppy, lemme stop.
LuckyStar7
I think Walky will see her in the new dress, try to go for her, will get
rejected at first, but it’ll happen in the end.
Khrene Cleaver
Actually her famous yellow dress shows a relatively comparable amount of cleavge.
Roborat
She just hasn’t gotten to processing that yet, give it a few minutes.
Wonder Wig
What’s the manikin in the back of the last panel modeling? A green ranger power vest?
Rognik
I think that’s a smock. Either that, or some kind of scarf.
Kirt Dankmyer
http://www.carenstyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/roman-clothing5.jpg
LimeTH
This can only end in tears.
And a baseball bat to the face.
madd
Oh, good gravy, why?!
Aizat
Good gravy? Where?
Krashthemystro
Good gravy Who!
Yotomoe
Thank goodness…all my gravy sucks!
LuckyStar7
Om Nom Gravy
Aizat
She got legs, she knows how to use them.
Null Set
I would say she almost certainly does not yet know how to use them.
Jetstream
You’re making ZZ Top sadder with every word you type. You monster.
Yotomoe
right, then left….right?
Null Set
QWOP
Wack'd
Oh man. I cannot listen to this song without riffing. Things I’ve come up with for the first two lines alone:
“Does she want a medal?”
“Soon she’ll learn how to talk, too!”
“I can finally take the training legs off!”
And for just the first line:
“I usually date double-amputees.”
Rognik
Somewhere, lightning strikes the earth dramatically.
This has nothing to do with the events of the comic. I just thought that was cool.
Aizat
Somewhere, Great Mazinger is kicking the Mycenean Empire’s ass.
DoomDarts
Somewhere, a Black Mage just finished off Leviathan with Thundaga.
Aizat
Somewhere, Grendizer is destroying the Vegan Empire with its Space Thunder.
Khrene Cleaver
Somewhere, a Jolteon just finished off a Gyarados with Thundaga
And in another place, Frog and Crono just pwned Magus with their Thunder Sword.
Roborat
Holy crap, a Chrono Trigger reference!
Narf
Robo received Atropos’s ribbon. His speed increased by 3 and his magical defense increased by 10!
Bill M.
And somewhere the tea’s getting cold…
LuckyStar7
Somewhere, Rainbow Dash and Nyan Cat are teaming up to create a DOUBLE RAINBOW!
Krashthemystro
I’ve got heat Lighting going on here in Maryland so your actually correct.
LuckyStar7
That lightning is probably from a heat storm we had in Kentucky less than a week ago.
Wack'd
And then Billy Batson turns into CAPTAIN MARVEL!
Rognik
Shazam?
Bill M.
PYLE!
Tha Mojster
wasnt that a shaquile oneil movie?
The Sound Defense
I think Billie wants to give Joyce the kind of attention that Billie would like to receive, though that’s probably not the best thing for Joyce.
Khrene Cleaver
But its the best thing for me. S=J
NCP19
dun dun DUN….
Angel Elizabeth
Beat me to it.
LuckyStar7
By an hour and two minutes.
Wonder Wig
I don’t know why… but Joyce is making me want a Fanta.
Yotomoe
If you really want to please us
Give us a moment to talk about Jesus
If you’ve really been feeling hot
Take this time to learn from god
Although my outfits one of temtation
I’m here to save you from Damnation
Don’t you need a Jesus
Don’t you need a- need a Jesus
Wonder Wig
You win ALL of the Grammys!
Cholma
Billie chose . . . wisely. Although, I hope she doesn’t want Joyce to wear those boots with that dress. Buy some nice flats to go with that dress, Joyce!
Krashthemystro
What you mean you can’t wear uggs with everything? *mindblown*
TacosForever
Billie’s mind is blown as well.
Plasma Mongoose
But Uggs go with everything and nothing at the same time.
Joebo
They are Meta-Footwear.
Wack'd
Schrodinger’s boots!
Wack'd
I have existed from the morning of the foot and I shall exist until the last aglet falls from the night. Although I have taken the form of Uggs, I am all shoe as I am no shoe and therefore I am…a God. I shall wait for the unanimous decision of Payless ShoeSource, Crocs.