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Stashed

Posted on January 6, 2017 by David M Willis

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Tags: dorothy, jennifer

Discussion (324) - “Stashed”

  1. factorsofx

    01/06/2017, 12:01 am
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    Insert butterbeer reference

    1. Clif

      01/06/2017, 12:15 am
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      Butterbeer doesn’t hide the fact that Billie had to be enough of a nerd to understand the reference.

      1. TachyonCode

        01/06/2017, 9:56 am
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        Bahahaha, yer damn right :3

    2. Doctor_Who

      01/06/2017, 12:30 am
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      Billie’s more into Fire Whiskey.

    3. TheAnonymousGuy

      01/06/2017, 12:35 am
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      “I’d be a lot happier and a lot warmer with a belly full of mead”

      1. Bluewind

        01/06/2017, 1:00 am
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        By the 8! We cut you off for a reason. Do you remember the arrow incident?

        1. TheAnonymousGuy

          01/06/2017, 1:39 am

          of course why do you think we have so many guards in whiterun.

        2. Bluewind

          01/06/2017, 3:33 am

          Oh. My apologies. I shall bow down and lick the boots of one so clever as to INJURE THE GREATEST WORTHLESS IMBECILES OF SKYRIM! The fools go about harassing the Dovahkiin constantly. Do you know that they tried to kill her after she saved us all for the crime of stealing a sweet roll? A SWEET ROLL! For her service to us all, she could go into the barracks, take a dump on your bed, and steal your coin purse and I wouldn’t give the tiniest bit of a skeever ass! The morons stood no chance of course seeing as the children of the hold are made of tougher stuff. Then what was I to expect from a group of Nords with the ability to somehow get stuck in the ground and a shorter memory than a torchbug!?!

        3. GreyDefender

          01/11/2017, 10:18 am

          That was perfect. o/

        4. DaveM

          01/06/2017, 3:25 am

          By the 9 you mean 🙂
          (Yes Ulfric is a dick, but he’s right on this point)

        5. Bluewind

          01/06/2017, 3:34 am

          Blasphemy!

        6. ApparentlyAlvin

          01/06/2017, 8:19 am

          No-one swears by the Almsivi or the Saints of the Tribunal Temple these days, and that is the bigger blasphemy.

        7. Sensei Le Roof

          01/06/2017, 2:43 pm

          By the old gods and the new…

        8. Deanatay

          01/06/2017, 9:35 am

          Tiber Septim FTW!

        9. Sev

          01/07/2017, 8:46 pm

          +1
          Horrified at all the blasphemy here.

    4. LeslieBean4Shizzle

      01/06/2017, 1:31 am
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      I swear to the gods, I read that as “insert buttsex reference” and I was like “huh?”

    5. BenRG

      01/06/2017, 5:59 am
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      Firewhiskey is funnier.

      1. Scar Man!!!

        01/20/2017, 2:50 pm
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        was waiting for someone to say that. I wonder how it’s different from normal whiskey anyway. Distilled with the magical essence of elemental fire, perhaps?

  2. Mr. Random

    01/06/2017, 12:02 am
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    No.

    1. Reltzik

      01/06/2017, 12:05 am
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      She even sleeps nerdy.

      1. John

        01/06/2017, 2:04 am
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        Well, she sleeps with Walky, so, yeah.

    2. Leorale

      01/06/2017, 12:24 am
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      She CAN not…

  3. butts

    01/06/2017, 12:02 am
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    Dorothy, a witch? Better check her for ruby slippers.

    1. Doctor_Who

      01/06/2017, 12:31 am
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      Since she’s kind of a goody-two-shoes, I see her as being more like Magrat Garlick, but somewhat less of a “wet hen”.

      1. espanolbot

        01/06/2017, 2:54 am
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        Miss Tick, maybe? The teacher witch from the Tiffany Aching side of the Discworld books.

        1. Bagge

          01/06/2017, 3:50 am

          Please, if Dorothy is a witch we known which witch.

          “You’re saying it wrong. It’s Wing-gar-dium Levi-o-sa, make the ‘gar’ nice and long.”
          “You do it, then, if you’re so clever,” Ron Walky snarled.”

        2. Jon Rich

          01/06/2017, 8:34 pm

          Yesssssss, perfect reference. And the similarities *are* pretty strong.

        3. CJ

          01/06/2017, 6:15 am

          Definitely not Magrath. Miss Tick when she was young?
          I don’t know.
          She reminds me more of the dragon princess.

    2. Slartibeast Button, BIA

      01/06/2017, 11:24 am
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      No, she is a Which, not a Witch.

      1. NickG

        01/06/2017, 3:20 pm
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        She’s Faintly Macabre, the Not-so-wicked Which?

      2. Roborat

        01/06/2017, 4:36 pm
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        Sure she is not the Wotch?

    3. thejeff

      01/06/2017, 2:43 pm
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      I’m kind of amused that no one has commented that although she doesn’t have a wand and doesn’t actually summon any booze, her spell still manages to produce little star and circles.

  4. Jackson

    01/06/2017, 12:02 am
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    Not familiar enough with Harry Potter to know what that spell is supposed to do, but I’m guessing it’s not “make booze appear out of thin air.”

    1. TheOthin

      01/06/2017, 12:03 am
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      It causes a nearby object to fly over to you.

    2. Terrh

      01/06/2017, 12:03 am
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      I think Hammerspace is a reference to El Goonish Shive (Which is awesome, go read it)

      1. David M Willis

        01/06/2017, 12:05 am
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        “Hammerspace” is much, much older. Think, like, Ranma 1/2.

        1. butts

          01/06/2017, 12:18 am

          And the gag itself is older than that, going back to the early days of animation. After all, Bugs Bunny doesn’t have pockets.

        2. dn3s

          01/06/2017, 4:15 am

          haha, avatar is relevant

        3. Sev

          01/06/2017, 12:18 am

          How old’s Ranma 1/2? I’d doubt it could predate looney tunes, and like every character in that makes extensive use of hammerspace. The name may be derived from Ranma 1/2 (see tim’s comment below), but I’d be surprised if that was where the concept originated, or was even popularised.

        4. Sev

          01/06/2017, 12:19 am

          Whoops, took too long writing that and got very ninja’d XD

        5. Random832

          01/08/2017, 8:13 am

          The word “hammerspace” comes from – not Ranma 1/2 itself, either, but – the anime fanfiction community of the early-mid 90s, which invented it (i.e. the purported actual existence of a dimension that hammers can be summoned from and/or stored in) to ‘explain’ what was in the original material (be it Ranma 1/2 or any other comedy anime, someone else mentioned City Hunter) an unexplained sight-gag.

        6. Woobie

          01/06/2017, 12:18 am

          Old as we, not everyone is.

        7. Ansel

          01/06/2017, 12:19 am

          I was thinking Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Especially since it’s a boob gag.

        8. Gesc

          01/06/2017, 12:26 am

          Or every rpg ever. INVENTORY.

        9. N0083rP00F

          01/06/2017, 8:37 am

          What?
          You mean you have never used the encumbrance rules?
          Yes, certain computer RPGs had encumbrance and enforced it strictly.
          Just because it can fit in an inventory slot doesn’t mean you can effectively carry it.
          [Man, why is my character moving so slowly? Duh, drop the marble statue H@xM@5t3r.]

        10. insomniac

          01/06/2017, 8:58 am

          “Look, I have 18 strength, I’m still not encumbered.”

          “It’s not about the WEIGHT. It’s about the fact that you’re carrying, on your person, a bow, a two-handed sword, a full camp set, a quiver of arrows, two full sets of armor, a fortune in gold and silver coins, and three ten-foot poles.”

          “That’s right.”

          “HOW? Where are you keeping that?”

          “Oh! In my pack.”

        11. StClair

          01/06/2017, 1:01 pm

          Cartoon I always wanted to see in/draw for the Dragon: two adventurers, one gaping at a roughly spherical mass of bags, chests, backpacks, a laden pack mule, etc tottering along on two little legs, as his companion nonchalantly explains:

          “Oh yeah, that’s Bolo the Halfling. Found a belt of giant strength last week.”

        12. Slartibeast Button, BIA

          01/06/2017, 1:08 pm

          Pretty much the starting concept for the webcomic Nodwick http://comic.nodwick.com/?comic=2008-01-24

        13. Halpful

          01/06/2017, 1:10 pm

          Naaaaaaaaaa na na na nana na na…

        14. StClair

          01/06/2017, 1:25 pm

          Yup!

        15. Roborat

          01/06/2017, 4:34 pm

          Wow, thanks Slarti, I ran across that comic years ago and forgot to bookmark it, and have been trying to find it ever since.

        16. Roborat

          01/06/2017, 4:36 pm

          You should see the load of crap my Fallout 4 character hauls around. It even gets comments from the other NPCs in the game.

        17. Yotomoe

          01/06/2017, 12:39 am

          I find it odd that you’d quote Ranma 1/2 in a discussion of hammer space and not looney toons or something.

        18. David M Willis

          01/06/2017, 12:43 am

          I’m not talking the phenomenon of grabbing objects from nowhere, I’m talking the specific terminology of “hammerspace.” Looking it up, the term seems to, yeah, come from Ranma 1/2 fanfiction fandom. The phenomenon existed long before Ranma, but it wasn’t given that name until then.

        19. David M Willis

          01/06/2017, 12:44 am

          as, um, i guess 30 people below me also say, ah-heh

        20. Sheason

          01/06/2017, 12:45 am

          Christ, can you NOT be a nerd for like five seconds

        21. Bluewind

          01/06/2017, 1:03 am

          Why would we want to stop being awesome?

        22. butts

          01/06/2017, 1:09 am

          …The man writes a WEBCOMIC. How can he stop being a nerd?

        23. John

          01/06/2017, 2:06 am

          He could stop writing the webcomic for five seconds.

          But then I guess maybe the buffer wouldn’t be out to April.

        24. StClair

          01/06/2017, 1:05 pm

          also stop being master of the Transformers wiki.

          … yeah, no.

        25. butts

          01/06/2017, 2:02 pm

          He’d still possess the quality of being the writer of a webcomic.

        26. Just Me

          01/06/2017, 12:00 pm

          It’s name derived from Akane’s ability to
          produce a giant, wooden hammer from nowhere in order to hit Ranma over the head with it. Which she did quite often.

        27. Willoughby Chase

          01/06/2017, 2:27 pm

          tvtropes says Ranma 1/2

        28. Opus the Poet

          01/06/2017, 4:32 pm

          It’s much older than Ranma 1/2. I have been watching cartoons since before Clarabelle became Captain Kangaroo, and Hammerspace was old even then.

        29. thejeff

          01/06/2017, 5:31 pm

          As others have said, it’s an old school cartoon trope – Bugs Bunny didn’t have pockets, but the name “Hammerspace” comes from Ranma, since that’s where hammers specifically being pulled out of nowhere was heavily used.

      2. Stephen Bierce

        01/06/2017, 12:06 am
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        I first heard of it in fandom reference to the anime CITY HUNTER.

        1. Romanticide

          01/06/2017, 12:14 am

          City hunter was the first 😛

        2. Jhon

          01/06/2017, 8:27 pm

          Tell it!
          Kaori bashes Ryô with a 100T hammer pulled out of nowhere whenever he does something perverted. The manga began in 1985.

      3. tim gueguen

        01/06/2017, 12:06 am
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        Actually it probably started as a reference to Ranma 1/2. One of the tropes in the series was people pulling giant hammers out of nowhere. Although a lot of people treat it as an Akane Tendo thing other characters in the series did it as well. Akane just seemed to do it the most.

      4. Foxhack

        01/06/2017, 12:06 am
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        Hammerspace is a term for whenever a character pulls something outta nowhere. It’s been around for decades. :p

        1. Clif

          01/06/2017, 1:05 am

          Not to be confused with plotspace which is a little used term for whenerver a writer pulls something out of their ass. It’s been around since Homer.

        2. Willinwoods

          01/06/2017, 3:05 am

          Uh-huh. Would’ve guessed it was a bit older than The Simpsons.

        3. Mr. Bulbmin

          01/06/2017, 4:38 am

          Think older. Think more Greek, less yellow.

        4. N0083rP00F

          01/06/2017, 8:40 am

          You mean J wrapped in a bed-sheet with a wreath as a crown?

      5. Showler

        01/06/2017, 12:06 am
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        Hammerspace is way older than EGS. Though EGS is awesome.

      6. Mr. Random

        01/06/2017, 12:10 am
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        The concept and name of hammerspace has been around for a lot longer than El Goonish Shive.
        Doing just a quick search,
        Seems the term started to be popularized in the 1980s by anime and manga fans of Urusei Yatsura and Ranma 1/2.

        1. Ghostforge

          01/06/2017, 12:16 am

          according to TVTropes the *name* hammerspace originated with Ranma 1/2, but the associated action has been around for at least as long as Mickey Mouse possibly being even older.

      7. Lawzlo

        01/06/2017, 12:22 am
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        Not to be confused with Hammer Time, which is something else entirely.

        1. insomniac

          01/06/2017, 9:05 am

          Stop!

        2. Deanatay

          01/06/2017, 9:45 am

          Touch This

        3. Kryss LaBryn

          01/06/2017, 9:39 am

          Stop!

        4. HMRC4EVR

          01/06/2017, 3:55 pm

          And definatly not confused with Hammerman

        5. Legasher

          01/11/2017, 4:07 am

          You mean Captain Hammer?

    3. Kernanator

      01/06/2017, 12:04 am
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      It’s a summoning spell, so you’re actually not far off!

      1. Bicycle Bill

        01/06/2017, 12:34 am
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        Correct, and you need to designate what it is you are summoning. Harry used the “Accio” charm in the 4th movie (HP and the Goblet of Fire) to summon his Quidditch broomstick (“Accio Firebolt!”) to outmaneuver his dragon in the first task of the Twi-Wizard competition, and he again used the charm (“Accio Dittany!”) to quickly find the essence of dittany in Hermione’s handbag when it was needed to treat Ron’s wounds when he was splinched while Apparating from the Ministry of Magic in “HP and the Deathly Hallows Part 1”.

        1. Leorale

          01/06/2017, 12:48 am

          ACCIO BOOZE!
          …hey, it worked!

        2. Bagge

          01/06/2017, 2:42 am

          And in the glorious Very Potter Musical he summoned an entire song number.

      2. Sibre

        01/06/2017, 11:08 am
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        I think you can also use it without designating the target – I seem to recall Molly Weasley using it as simply “Accio!” to grab some things from her children once. Presumably the item has to be in sight for that to work.

        1. thejeff

          01/06/2017, 2:37 pm

          Partially nonverbal magic?

        2. DinaWho

          01/06/2017, 5:26 pm

          My impression was that it could be used with or without specification, with the objects being summoned determined by where the wand was pointed in the latter case. Specifying an object has the advantage of being able to summon a specific object from a greater distance (the Firebolt; I believe the Weasley twins used this for their brooms in OotP as well), or from amongst a group of objects (the dittany). Nonspecific Summoning (the aforementioned example involving Molly Weasley), on the other hand, has the advantage of summoning an unknown object from a known (nearby) location; if I recall the instance with Molly Weasley correctly, she used it to make the twins empty their pockets.

          How exactly this interpretation would hold up in cases of wandless and/or nonverbal magic I can’t say for sure.

  5. Kris

    01/06/2017, 12:02 am
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    There’s a secret booze cache cut into a hole behind the Leafs poster.

    1. Reltzik

      01/06/2017, 12:07 am
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      So THAT’S why neither Billie nor Ruth can detox. In that room, even turning over a new leaf is enabling.

      ….

      *flees for dear punning life*

      1. Doctor_Who

        01/06/2017, 12:33 am
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        Too late.

      2. Bluewind

        01/06/2017, 1:16 am
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        Nope. I’m punching you for the use of “nor” which even when used correctly annoys me. *dumps fruit punch on Rel’s head*

        1. John

          01/06/2017, 2:14 am

          Well, I mean, we could use “Billie nand Billie nand Ruth nand Ruth, nand Billie nand Billie nand Ruth nand Ruth”, but that’s unwieldy and unclear.

        2. Bluewind

          01/06/2017, 2:18 am

          …
          …
          …
          *Freezes new bowl of punch*
          *Dumps frozen punch on John*

        3. Reltzik

          01/06/2017, 2:46 am

          Hey now. You’re suppose to hit us with the punch on an UPWARD trajectory, not dumping it on us. That’s punching down.

        4. Reltzik

          01/06/2017, 2:37 am

          Well, all logic gates in processors can be reduced to nands, and they’re very much at an age when they’re processing things with their nands.

        5. Clif

          01/06/2017, 4:21 pm

          You forgot the parenthesis.

    2. BenRG

      01/06/2017, 6:00 am
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      Plausible and awaiting confirmation in canon.

  6. brionl

    01/06/2017, 12:03 am
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    Wingardium Booziosa!

    1. gkheyf

      01/06/2017, 12:06 am
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      oh, right! is this ruth’s room? is she drinking ruth’s booze, or has she stashed booze around there as well?

      …or is she just developing a love of the leafs?

      1. thejeff

        01/06/2017, 6:38 am
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        Ruth cleaned out all her booze due to the blackmail, along with anything Billie had stashed at the time, so I’d assume this is a new post-Ruth’s commitment stash.

    2. Leorale

      01/06/2017, 12:22 am
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      It’s booziOsa, not boozioSAH.

      1. Clif

        01/06/2017, 12:30 am
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        Noted.

      2. Doctor_Who

        01/06/2017, 12:34 am
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        I am guaranteed to quote that line whenever someone pronounces something wrong around me.

        If I am ever lynched, that will be the reason.

        1. Leorale

          01/06/2017, 12:40 am

          I just quote it whenever I encounter mimosas.

      3. Uncertainty Moth

        01/07/2017, 2:55 pm
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        She’s a nightmare, honestly. No wonder she hasn’t got any friends.

  7. Loki

    01/06/2017, 12:03 am
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    Okay, so Dorothy IS aware of Billie’s alcoholism.

    Just what does she think she is doing?

    1. dunedon

      01/06/2017, 12:05 am
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      Hopefully trying to help a friend? One more night of boxing isn’t going to hurt Billie, but a night of getting that load off her chest might help a lot. Call in an experienced hunch.

      1. dunedon

        01/06/2017, 12:06 am
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        Sigh boozing not boxing … I hate autocorrect.

        1. Clif

          01/06/2017, 12:28 am

          I assumed it was one more night of toxing, the opposite of detoxing.

        2. a snow ʍousɐ

          01/06/2017, 12:35 am

          Technically, the reason it’s “detoxing” is that alcohol is toxic in large doses, so yeah let’s raise the toxicity

        3. Clif

          01/06/2017, 12:47 am

          We’ll drink to that.

        4. John

          01/06/2017, 1:11 am

          I’m currently, for entirely unrelated reasons, trying to figure out what Force a Detox spell needs to be in Shadowrun 3E to affect booze. Unfortunately, if alcohol has ever been assigned a Toxin Power and Damage Level in this edition, I can’t find where.

        5. Mishkiel

          01/06/2017, 1:16 am

          Any reasonable GM will houserule it to 1.

          An unreasonable GM, like mine, will say that you can’t use it for that purpose

        6. John

          01/06/2017, 1:57 am

          It specifically says in the spell description that you can use it for that. (I mean, not that that’ll stop an unreasonable GM.) Unfortunately, the numbers to provide actual game mechanics for that don’t appear to have ever been assigned.

          Google, being extraordinarily helpful, referred me to my own website.

        7. HMRC4EVR

          01/06/2017, 4:01 pm

          Would have hated to have had you for the game runner for our Mech 2Arrior back in the day. I went on a 45 min argument to successfully point out why shooting down at a target should get you a gunnery bonus while shooting up added to the ‘to hit’ modifier. Of course we all were new and still playing on just ice worlds to negate heat calculations

    2. Kris

      01/06/2017, 12:08 am
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      It’s easy to paint these characters in a more positive light sometimes but, yeah they are college students. College students drink. It’s not really Dorothy’s responsibility monitor Billie’s drinking habits.

      1. Clif

        01/06/2017, 12:34 am
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        What about after she becomes RA?

    3. Fart Captor

      01/06/2017, 12:32 am
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      She knows Billie drinks enough that she’d go into withdrawal. That’s definitely enough where it’s a problem and Billie should at least cut back, but Billie doesn’t seem to have any severe symptoms like blacking out or constant nausea.

      As Dorothy noted from the lack of detoxing, Billie obviously has been drinking anyway. Joining her won’t likely lead to drinking more than she would have, but it’ll mean Billie will have someone else she can talk to, and who can keep an eye on her

    4. Deanatay

      01/06/2017, 9:56 am
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      I think Dottie’s getting her two inner moms drunk again.

  8. phildog

    01/06/2017, 12:03 am
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    Someone explain this reference to the rest of us.

    1. Gespenst

      01/06/2017, 12:05 am
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      Accio causes an object to fly over to you.

      1. Woobie

        01/06/2017, 12:20 am
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        Alcohol causes you to drive into objects.

        1. Clif

          01/06/2017, 12:38 am

          Accio Alcohol causes collisions with pink elephants.

    2. Thevoiceoftreason

      01/06/2017, 12:07 am
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      Its from Harry Potter. I had to google it myself. Billy’s got to be quite a nerd herself to get the reference.

      1. butts

        01/06/2017, 12:11 am
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        …Do you know how many people read Harry Potter growing up?

        1. Leorale

          01/06/2017, 12:35 am

          Anyone can read it, but it often takes a special kind of mind to recognize each spell by name. 🙂

        2. John

          01/06/2017, 2:23 am

          You don’t need to recognize the specific spell to know that someone yelling pseudo-Latin and waving their wand around is doing some Harry Potter bullshit or another, though.

          I only read the first two books, and that ages ago. I didn’t know what Accio does, but I recognized it as a Harry Potter reference.

          /me eyes his other comments on this page.

          … not that I’m a good example of “not a nerd”…

        3. John

          01/06/2017, 3:38 am

          And by “ages ago”, I mean “the preschooler I borrowed them from is older than Ruth oh gods I’m old”.

        4. All-Purpose Guru

          01/06/2017, 1:29 am

          Not to mention the EIGHT movies. Harry Potter is a huge part of growing up for lots of people throughout the 1990s and 2000s.

  9. Yotomoe

    01/06/2017, 12:03 am
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    This is why no one votes for you. No one likes nerds. Not even nerds.

    1. Pablo360

      01/06/2017, 12:07 am
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      Bullshit, dude. Neil Degrasse Tyson is the greatest human being on this planet (aside from a certain creator of fiction I could name), and the only way he could get any nerdier is if he did a Metamoran fusion dance with Bill Nye and Rebbeca Sugar. (Yes, three-way Metamoran fusion is possible.)

      If fascists stopped being popular, nerds would rule the world.

      1. Reltzik

        01/06/2017, 12:13 am
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        IF.

        But people vote for the fascists, not the nerds.

        …. also, I think the nerds trying to organize world-running would run into a herding-cats problem. Well, worse than herding cats. You can herd cats with a laser pointer, but no nerd would most nerds wouldn’t fall for that.

        1. Yotomoe

          01/06/2017, 12:30 am

          That statement implies that those 2 things are mutually exclusive.

        2. Clif

          01/06/2017, 12:48 am

          Some nerds are cats?

        3. Reltzik

          01/06/2017, 2:21 am

          When was the last time someone voted for a fascist nerd?

        4. Reltzik

          01/06/2017, 2:22 am

          … in any election where there was actually a choice, I mean.

        5. Liliaeth

          01/06/2017, 2:42 pm

          Ted Cruz keeps getting elected, unfortunately.

        6. Reltzik

          01/06/2017, 5:14 pm

          Yeah, but he’s not a nerd. He’s a religious person. They’re totally different things.

        7. Deanatay

          01/06/2017, 10:00 am

          VOTE FOR DEANATAY 2016

          HE’LL TAKE CHARGE LIKE RICK GRIMES IN SEASON 3

        8. Falcon

          01/06/2017, 1:59 am

          Obviously, we need some fascist nerds in office.

        9. butts

          01/06/2017, 2:05 pm

          uhh

          no fascists at all would be preferable

    2. butts

      01/06/2017, 12:08 am
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      Hey. Hey. Nerd. Shut your face.

      (would link Ogre, but am phone)

      1. newllend(henryvolt)

        01/06/2017, 12:59 am
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        I can link stuff perfectly fine on my phone.

        1. butts

          01/06/2017, 1:07 am

          That’s nice. I can’t.

    3. trlkly

      01/06/2017, 12:33 am
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      Nah. Not anymore. Being a nerd is cool. To the point that there are some actors who pretend to be nerdier than they really are.

      Now, I don’t think a nerd has won an election yet. But politics seems to always be a generation behind, likely due to the age limits.

      1. Yotomoe

        01/06/2017, 12:42 am
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        It’s a false sense of nerdiness. It’s cool people trying to act nerdy. Which is about as convincing as nerdy people trying to act cool.

        Nerds are just a necessary evil for most others.

      2. Dana

        01/06/2017, 12:44 am
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        More likely because older generations are more apt to make it to the polls.

      3. EvolutionistX

        01/06/2017, 12:49 am
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        Carter had a degree in nuclear engineering. Good enough for me.

        1. All-Purpose Guru

          01/06/2017, 2:25 am

          Actually, he didn’t. He got a Bachelor’s of Science (undesignated) when he joined the Navy. He was studying to be a Nuclear Engineer (which is an OPERATOR of a Nuclear Power Plant) and not Nuclear Engineering (which is a degree to DESIGN Nuclear plants). He didn’t finish the course because he asked for a Section 8 hardship discharge to take over running the family farm when his father died.

          There is a subtle difference between an “Engineer” like Scotty on Star Trek, which is effectively an operator, and someone who practices “Engineering” which is what the people who make your iPhone do.

        2. StClair

          01/06/2017, 1:10 pm

          and of course, we point out and discuss/argue over the distinction…

        3. Lailah

          01/06/2017, 1:27 pm

          Scotty is probably the worst example you could name, given that he started the tradition of sci fi engineers being people who do impossible things (however unfair that is), and afaik DOES do engineering in canon. The example you want is probably going to be to maintenance staff, since railroad engineers don’t come up much in fiction anymore.

        4. John

          01/06/2017, 2:29 am

          Note that, even running against the unelected successor to an administration that resigned in disgrace, he had to present himself as a peanut farmer to get elected.

        5. hof1991

          01/06/2017, 8:47 am

          MY son went through the NNPC training course. 18 months of heavy duty study and classes. The kind where missing a class was a military offense. Much more intense than college and more like law school. Navy nuclear engineers are highly tech people and highly sought in the power business.

          Doesn’t mean he could design a road, but the Homer Simpson job is high tech in real life, if usually quite sedate.

      4. Lailah

        01/06/2017, 1:34 pm
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        Nerdiness may be chic, but even given that the mango man lost the popular vote, he did very well – and republicans have raged about experts since Iraq. It’s not as high key as racism but.

      5. Liliaeth

        01/06/2017, 2:44 pm
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        Well president Obama is a huge nerd, and he managed to win at least three elections.

        1. Pablo360

          01/31/2017, 12:43 pm

          Truth. Plus I can’t think of any non-politician asked to run for the American presidency more than Stephen Colbert, the undisputed of white male nerdy liberal late night talk show hosts.

    4. Bluewind

      01/06/2017, 12:43 am
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      I like nerds and I’m a nerd. I’ve dated nerds. My best friends who are nerds (Sarah is an encyclopedia of awesome from her eclectic expansive reading and does pottery. Noel is a gamer, crafter, Magic: The Gathering enthusiasts, and book lover who enjoys dressing up and lore). I know more about Batman than I do most presidents (and Batman isn’t even my favorite!). I voted for Dorothy on the poll. Nerds rule the world my friend as they are the most awesome. 😉

      1. Leorale

        01/06/2017, 12:49 am
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        Nerds are the best! <3

        1. All-Purpose Guru

          01/06/2017, 2:26 am

          We’re better lovers, too.

        2. StClair

          01/06/2017, 1:12 pm

          Please tell me that’s a personal opinion, and not a ref to the horribly rapey-under-false-pretenses scene from the movie.

    5. EvolutionistX

      01/06/2017, 12:58 am
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      Hate speech.

    6. newllend(henryvolt)

      01/06/2017, 1:00 am
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      Yeah we nerds suck…unless we’re the hot kind of nerds.

    7. Liliet

      01/06/2017, 3:06 am
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      Excuse me. SOME nerds absolutely LOVE and cherish and support other nerds.

      GO DOROTHY!!!

    8. Killjoy

      01/06/2017, 12:29 pm
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      Of the two in that room, Billie is just as likely to be elected to a major political office in 20 years, as Dorothy is.

      I think we’ve learned that there’s no major connection between lifelong resumee and voter reaction, one way or the other, over the last 20+ years… and enough voters will ignore almost anything to vote their “tribal affiliation”.

  10. Reltzik

    01/06/2017, 12:04 am
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    alt-text: The correct term is “Hammeredspace”.

    1. Reltzik

      01/06/2017, 12:10 am
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      And when you very swiftly return the booze to hammeredspace, that’s called slamming it back.

    2. BL

      01/06/2017, 6:12 pm
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      Nice.

  11. tim gueguen

    01/06/2017, 12:07 am
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    This could backfire on Dorothy if Roz finds out.

    1. Fart Captor

      01/06/2017, 1:36 am
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      Only if Roz becomes a complete hypocrite.

  12. John

    01/06/2017, 12:08 am
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    She learned it from Roomies! Danny.

    1. Proxiehunter

      01/06/2017, 12:10 am
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      At least she didn’t learn it from College Roomies From Hell, they’d all wind up mutated.

      1. Roborat

        01/06/2017, 4:30 pm
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        Or in non-update limbo. That comic is the nega-verse version of this one.

  13. Keulan

    01/06/2017, 12:12 am
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    Dorothy is being adorkable again.

    1. Jackson

      01/06/2017, 12:47 am
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      Adorthkable

  14. Thevoiceoftreason

    01/06/2017, 12:13 am
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    Billy becomes the new RA.

  15. Rukduk

    01/06/2017, 12:16 am
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    Careful now. Next thing you know Billie will be acknowledging that she has hammer space. Then she’ll realize she’s in a comic. The fourth wall is in extreme danger!!!

    1. tim gueguen

      01/06/2017, 12:22 am
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      Actually the real danger is if Becky finds out about it.

      1. Kris

        01/06/2017, 12:24 am
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        We’ll know when she starts talking in yellow speech bubbles.

        1. Slartibeast Button, BIA

          01/06/2017, 5:13 am

          HEY EVERYONE, I’M A WEBCOMIC CHARACTER!

      2. Roborat

        01/06/2017, 4:28 pm
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        Could be interesting if she manages to team up with Penny O’Brien.

  16. -Sentinel-

    01/06/2017, 12:18 am
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    Come on, Billie. Dorothy needs her nerdiness. It’s what she retreats into when she gets stressed out from working too hard, caring too much, and presenting a serious and mature facade to the world.

    It’s also super adorbs.

  17. John

    01/06/2017, 12:20 am
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    Also, yay, Dorothy and Billie are bonding through nerdery and promoting alcoholism!

    I’m entirely too happy about these horribly unhealthy developments.

    1. EvolutionistX

      01/06/2017, 12:44 am
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      Contrary to common belief, pop-culture references aren’t actually nerdy. Billie’s just really rude.

  18. Ansel

    01/06/2017, 12:21 am
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    Did she sit on Billie’s glasses?

  19. fillerusername

    01/06/2017, 12:23 am
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    I’lm going to hold off on judgment until we see just what Dorothy’s actual end goal is here and just how far this is going to go… but her being aware of Billie’s alcoholism and suggesting drinking as a solution to any kind of problem really kind of horrifies me.

    1. CJ

      01/06/2017, 6:30 am
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      I don’t think she suggesting it as a solution. She’s wise enough to know Billie is drinking anyway – that’s awesome in a way because it implies she knows a lot about it – and thinks the benefits of Billie talking about her feels top the currently unrealistic wish she’d dry out.
      I’m of two minds about her expectation this may help. I’m not sure how much of the stuff a drunk talks about or does really registers in their mind and body in a useful way. But the chance is greater than with Billie drinking alone.
      Billie doesn’t want to go into therapy because she is still drinking, isn’t she?

  20. Yotomoe

    01/06/2017, 12:29 am
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    Who wants a shit ton of art? It gets gradually more NSFW as you scroll down. Also if you’re at work you should focus on improving productivity instead of clicking on links in comic comment sections.

    http://imgur.com/a/xoYeS

    1. newllend(henryvolt)

      01/06/2017, 1:03 am
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      You spoil us rotten

    2. Bagge

      01/06/2017, 2:43 am
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      I…. I got as far as the Billie/Dorothy one.

      I’ll be in my bunk.

    3. Rukduk

      01/06/2017, 3:29 am
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      Oh my. Oh my indeed. Thank you kindly.

    4. Deanatay

      01/06/2017, 10:13 am
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      W00t! Thanks, Yotomoe!

  21. JessWitt

    01/06/2017, 12:31 am
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    Takes a nerd to know what “Accio” means, Billie.

    (I don’t know its meaning personally)

    1. EvolutionistX

      01/06/2017, 12:42 am
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      Harry Potter is a normie thing. Nerds are into science.

      1. trlkly

        01/06/2017, 12:45 am
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        Nah. Nerd culture has just become a lot more popular.

        Being into fantasy and witches and wizards enough to actually cast the spells from the work is still being a nerd.

        1. EvolutionistX

          01/06/2017, 12:54 am

          “There are more nerds now because I decided to redefine nerd as something other than nerds”

          No doesn’t work that way. We’re talking about one of the most popular books in the entire world. Knowing a reference from it doesn’t make one a nerd.

        2. Clif

          01/06/2017, 1:00 am

          Spoken like a nerd.

        3. EvolutionistX

          01/06/2017, 1:07 am

          Obviously.

        4. iforgetwhatiputhere

          01/06/2017, 1:33 am

          No, see the really “cool” kids will happily watch LOTR, Harry Potter, Game of Thrones etc but actually *admitting* that they remember any of the story would make them “nerds” in their own eyes…
          Cue any number of ” I was into XYZ before it was cool” type expressions, or “only nerds and geeks care about the difference between nerds and geeks”…

        5. Rukduk

          01/06/2017, 3:34 am

          But LOTR is one of the best (if not the best) selling and well-known series of fantasy literature of all time. Putting that as bar of nerd hood is much more inclusive than most would think. Now, the Silmarilion, that is nerdy. Then again there are various types of nerds, and which types should and should not be considered nerdy is up for debate.

        6. StClair

          01/06/2017, 1:14 pm

          yay, gatekeeping.

        7. Lailah

          01/06/2017, 1:40 pm

          Yeah, seeing as that broadening of language is likely older than you, your sarcasm is incidentally correct.

        8. skaryzgik

          01/06/2017, 2:19 pm

          First, words mean what they are actually used to mean. That is how words work.

          Second, science fiction and fantasy have been associated with nerdiness for a very long time. Decades, at least. trlkly didn’t suddenly “redefine” it. That isn’t *even* new.

          Third, in my experience, nerdiness is much more about the *approach* to a topic, rather than the specific topic chosen. The fun nerds, also in my experience, are the ones who can see, appreciate, and enjoy this enthusiasm in others, even if it is a topic they don’t have that enthusiasm for personally, rather than dismissing people as “insufficiently nerdy” for choosing the “wrong” subject or even daring to enjoy additional subjects. I don’t actually know anything about Transformers, but I like seeing Willis excited about them in his Twitter. I don’t say “pshaw, he’s not a real nerd because he enjoys something other than math or maybe physics!”

          There do exist nerds who *would* say that, but they are additionally what I would refer to as a “snob” at best, but depending on context quite possibly also a “gatekeeper”. Nearly any set of people will *contain* snobs and gatekeepers, but that does not by any means make snobbery and gatekeeperiness a necessary part of belonging to that set.

          With luck, “nerds are into science” was mostly joking and I merely misread your tone, but the prescriptivist approach to word definitions later also comes across as elitist and condescending and makes it harder to read the first bit as a light joke either.

        9. Jhon

          01/06/2017, 8:50 pm

          ‘When I use a word,’ Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, ‘it means just what I choose it to mean — neither more nor less.’

    2. Dana

      01/06/2017, 12:47 am
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      It doesn’t take a nerd to know that Dorothy yelling “Accio”, whatever that means, is nerdy.

      1. JessWitt

        01/06/2017, 4:20 am
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        Yeah it just gives up that impression I guess?

    3. trlkly

      01/06/2017, 2:21 am
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      It brings something to you from somewhere else, magically.

      I personally thought it was a reference to Billie telling Dorothy to come to her and her arriving. But apparently it’s supposed to be to Billie getting the bottle a few panels earlier.

      Would’ve been been a better joke, IMO, if we didn’t see her obviously rummaging behind her bed to get the alcohol. It’s too obvious where it came from.

      1. thejeff

        01/06/2017, 6:44 am
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        We don’t see her rummaging behind her bed. We see her patting the bed to tell Dorothy to sit down while pulling the booze out with her other hand.

  22. fillerusername

    01/06/2017, 12:31 am
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    And whatever does happen I do want to comment on people saying it’s somehow okay because Billie would have been drinking alone anyway? That’s kind of irrelevant? The important thing was that (as far as we know now) Billie was NOT drinking before Dorothy showed up and may not have been going to drink before Dorothy showed up but Dorothy suggesting drinking made that maybe become an actual thing that happened. So now it doesn’t really matter what Billie might have done. However bad this could get from here Dorothy is now partly to blame. And it might all turn out fine. Dorothy might just talk to Billie and help her smooth out some issues and do some much needed crying and get cut off before she goes too far. Billie might end up much better off for this but this is still an incredibly dangerous gamble Dorothy is taking with an incredibly fragile person and she has absolutely no idea how bad this could potentially go.

    1. fillerusername

      01/06/2017, 12:32 am
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      Which is why she has absolutely no business even trying this.

    2. EvolutionistX

      01/06/2017, 12:40 am
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      Billie’s a grownup and needs to take responsibility for her own decisions.

      1. fillerusername

        01/06/2017, 12:58 am
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        Okay she’s been a legal adult for all of a handful of months but sure whatever legally yeah she’s a grown up. I’d agree she should take full responsibility for this decision if she had made it all on her own in a stable emotional state. She’s not and she didn’t.

        1. EvolutionistX

          01/06/2017, 1:06 am

          If she’s not mature enough to make her own decisions, she should live iwth her parents.

        2. fillerusername

          01/06/2017, 1:11 am

          Her canonically neglectful parents who thought it would be a good idea to ship her off before successfully getting her treatment for her obvious addiction issues and as far as we know have made zero contact with her in the month since she’s left? Those parents?

        3. BBCC

          01/06/2017, 1:11 am

          Maturity and stability are not the same thing. Regardless, while Billie is responsible for her own decisions, it’s more than fair for fillerusername to think it’s irresponsible for Dorothy to offer. Personally, I’m a bit torn on whether it’s a good idea myself and hopefully it doesn’t backfire too badly.

        4. autogatos

          01/06/2017, 1:10 pm

          Being a legal adult doesn’t automatically mean someone is mature enough it make their own (smart) decisions. I know people pushing 60 who still struggle with this. Age and maturity are by no means directly correlated.

    3. trlkly

      01/06/2017, 12:44 am
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      That’s the point. If Billie was going to do it anyways, then Dorothy can’t be partly of the blame. To be partly to blame, you have to have a causal relationship to what happened.

      The risk to Billie is actually less if Dorothy is with her than if Billie is by herself. Now, the risk to Dorothy is higher, but that’s a risk she’s willing to take to try and help a friend. (This is a huge risk to Dorothy’s ambitions if Roz finds out about it. In that regard, it is definitely a “mistake.”)

      Now, there is an argument that Billie would not have had that drink if someone like Dorothy had not recommended it. Billie does actually seem to be detoxing. She seemed surprised by even the idea of drinking, not just that Dorothy offered it.

      That is where you can blame Dorothy. We just don’t know that Billie was going to drink. While unlikely, she could have made it to her college-ordered appointment without drinking. And it’s definitely possible that this goes off the rails, as Dorothy is not any sort of expert on doing this, even if the general idea isn’t horrible.

      We don’t know that she can control herself, let alone keep Billie from going too far.

      1. fillerusername

        01/06/2017, 1:01 am
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        Like I already said it doesn’t really matter what Billie MIGHT have done all on her own. We don’t live in that universe. By inserting herself into the situation and suggesting drinking Dorothy influenced however this night was going to go for Billie and so however it goes she holds some responsibility for it. She has a more than casual relationship to how this night moves forward good or bad.

      2. Clif

        01/06/2017, 1:11 am
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        If I run over someone who was going to be run over anyway, am I really responsible for killing them?

        1. Tan

          01/06/2017, 6:51 am

          Dorothy didn’t force Billie to drink. She didn’t even supply the booze that Billie apparently had ready-at-hand. She asked what Billie wanted, then accepted Billie’s answer. Should she have accepted Billie’s answer? Highly debatable. It’s definitely not something she should make a habit of accepting/enabling, but for right now, in this one particular instance where it at least looks to Dorothy that there’s something Billie needs even more than she needs to not be drinking? It’s not so cut-and-dry. I’m not saying Dorothy’s right here, but she’s not single-handedly destroying Billie’s life

          And I just want to double-emphasize that Billie is whipping out her own booze in a room that Ruth -completely cleaned out of booze- just a couple days ago. If Billie’s going to get sober, it’s going to be if/when she participates in her own sobreity.

        2. kagato23

          01/07/2017, 12:09 pm

          The entire problem with alcoholism is that you ALWAYS need something more then to be not drinking. The alcoholic will find that thing, every time.

      3. CJ

        01/06/2017, 6:39 am
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        We didn’t ever get a reference to Billie detoxing. In the last two arcs, we never saw her throw out booze, we never saw her struggling with wanting a drink and deciding not to drink. We just never saw her drinking.
        Speaking for myself, I thought that she stopped drinking but if I look back at what the comic tells us, I don’t see any indication of it. And Dorothy is right: if Billie were detoxing, we would have seen symptoms of that. And we didn’t.

        So that was just wishful thinking on my part. And obviously yours, too.

      4. thejeff

        01/06/2017, 6:55 am
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        Dorothy says right here “You definitely haven’t been detoxing”. We’ve seen no signs of it. It was always clear when Ruth was, but we’ve never seen anything similar for Billie – which was a big thing back when they’d made a pact to stop drinking, but Billie didn’t.
        Billie has booze within reach. She’s making no effort to avoid it.
        There was no way she wasn’t drinking tonight. There’s no way she hasn’t been drinking regularly. Quite likely, she’s not completely sober right now.

        It’s worth arguing Dorothy shouldn’t be enabling her anyway, especially since she realizes Billie’s problem is serious enough to use “detoxing” to describe it, but there’s no need to pretend it makes any difference to whether she drinks or not.

        1. StClair

          01/06/2017, 1:15 pm

          this.

    4. Yet Another Laura H

      01/06/2017, 1:57 am
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      “Incredibly dangerous, well-intended gambles involving alcohol and drama” sounds like the lives of most college-aged people I knew when I was a collegeketeer, so, points to the characters for realism, I think.

      Although I was in college decades ago, Perhaps the “wiser youth of today” don’t make mistakes like that.

    5. thejeff

      01/06/2017, 7:00 am
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      I mean, theoretically Billie might not have drunk tonight. She wasn’t actually drinking at the moment, so she could have thrown away the booze she’d bought to drink tonight and gone on the wagon, despite having shown no signs of any intention to do so.
      But blaming Dorothy for her drinking is like blaming the guy who bought the first round at the bar for you drinking that night – you went to the bar. You were going to drink. Just because someone else took a step to start the process doesn’t change it.

      1. fillerusername

        01/06/2017, 4:53 pm
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        I have said over and over I’m not placing all the blame for whatever happens tonight completely on Dorothy. I am saying that whatever Billie may have done on her own by deciding to be apart of what happens tonight Dorothy does share some responsibility for however it goes. I think/hope Dorothy herself is aware of this and will try not to let things go to far but I wish she was considering how potentially out of her depth she is. I’m confused though as to why I have to try this hard to explain my issue with her behavior. Again had Billie chosen to drink alone tonight whatever happened afterwards would have just been on her. By deciding to be apart of this decision Dorothy is now apart of whatever happens in this room going forward. I have already said I am willing to consider this won’t be a disaster but when you are dealing with a situation this fragile so many things could potentially go wrong. Dorothy is not equipped to deal with how wrong this could go. She’s not fully equipped to deal with Billie sober and it was Dorothy not Billie who suggested bringing alcohol into this and making things potentially more volatile. I really do not care if Billie’s been drinking off screen all this time before Dorothy showed up. I am talking about this specific situation that is happening right now and how it could potentially spiral. As for your example: As for your example yes it does? Change things? Because efore free booze is presented any number of things could happen? It’s a lot easier to opt out of drinking before free booze is placed in front of you. If you were one drink away from a bad decision guess what now you can potentially use that money to buy yourself another after the free one. And now that your liquored up with two drinks it makes it easier to want more. Look at that first drink like a set of dominoes. Also consider if that guy who buys the rounds knows the guy sitting next to him is already drunk or let’s say…a struggling alcoholic who may have walked out if a free drink wasn’t shoved in his face…or one more drink away from alcohol poisoning…then that friendly stranger does get some of the blame for what happens. As would the over serving hypothetical bartender. That’s the risk you take when you decide to influence another individual’s decisions. That’s the reason liability laws exist. Also consider how Billie’s decision making capacity is already compromised with what she’s been dealing with the past few days and that she has likely already been drinking. This is a potential powder keg of a situation. Dorothy is trying to help but again this is an extremely risky way to go about it.Again I am not saying this night will end horribly. I am not Dorothy’s some kind of monster. All I am saying is that this is a really risky move she’s making and she should be willing to take responsibility for whatever part she plays in it.Like it or not she is playing a part no matter how much people want to absolve her.

  23. Leorale

    01/06/2017, 12:45 am
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    Dorothy remains my favourite Slytherin.

    1. OnyxIdol

      01/06/2017, 9:47 am
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      Slytherin? Not Ravenclaw?

      1. Reltzik

        01/06/2017, 11:02 am
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        She could succeed in any of them, but I’d say Slytherin or Hufflepuff. She’s motivated either by a mixture of ambition and desire to help others. Studying is a means to an end, albeit one she’s good at and embraces.

      2. Thursday Violist

        01/13/2017, 5:42 pm
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        Well, Slytherin is obviously the best because it’s so green. Plus, she’s definitely motivated by “ambition” because she wants to be president so much and is willing to do a lot to get there.

  24. Clif

    01/06/2017, 12:55 am
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    Calling it now. Leslie and Robin have sex and regret it bitterly and get drunk. Dorothy and Billie get drunk and have sex and regret it bitterly. Ethan and Mike drink and have Sex. Mike regrets nothing. He does however discover he has a horrifying alcohol problem.

    1. Slartibeast Button, BIA

      01/06/2017, 11:07 am
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      Becky and Dina spend a torrid night eating cereal and looking at pictures of hatless dinosaurs.

      1. Clif

        01/06/2017, 4:33 pm
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        Oooo! I like your universe.

  25. EvolutionistX

    01/06/2017, 12:56 am
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    Just in case anyone is confused:

    SCIENCE AND MATH ARE NERDY.

    POP CULTURE IS NOT.

    Billie is just a bully who likes to insult people.

    1. Wraithy2773

      01/06/2017, 1:09 am
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      …she’s having a shitty-as-fuck week and she’s lashing out. That doesn’t make someone a bully, it means that there’s only so much they can take.

    2. Clif

      01/06/2017, 1:13 am
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      Tell it to Dragon-Con.

      1. Clif

        01/06/2017, 1:21 am
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        Better yet, tell it to Eliezer Yudkowsky.

    3. BBCC

      01/06/2017, 1:27 am
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      …Yes, that’s why there are never any qualifiers like ‘computer nerds’ or ‘music nerds’ or, yes, ‘pop culture nerds’.

      There are also multiple definitions of nerds – one is ‘an expert in a particular field’. Said field can very well be pop culture (or a particular fandom). The dictionary expands that to ‘technical field’ but by that definition math and science don’t count either, since neither are technology fields. Some include applied sciences as ‘technical fields’ but not math and not all kinds of science.

      Frankly, this is silly because Billie’s being colloquial not precise in her word use, and by colloquial use, fandom stuff definitely counts.

    4. Bunivasal g

      01/06/2017, 1:28 am
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      Keep the gate, nerd

    5. Fart Captor

      01/06/2017, 1:39 am
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      ANYTHING can be nerdy if you spend enough time obsessing about it. Even sports

      1. Yotomoe

        01/06/2017, 2:29 am
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        Fantasy football is the nerdiest thing in the universe to me. Like…at least with Dungeons and Dragons you’re taking statistics of stuff that doesn’t exist. Fantasy Football is basically making sports Actuary work.

    6. BassBone

      01/06/2017, 1:45 am
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      Take your gatekeeping and go somewhere else. You don’t get to define what is nerdy.

    7. Yet Another Laura H

      01/06/2017, 1:45 am
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      You can’t gatekeep my nerdery unless you prove to me you are a nerd. And I refuse to believe nerdboys/ nerdgirls/ nerdnonbinaries are real until you can replicate one from scratch in a laboratory. Go back into the driveway and shovel me some snow, fake nerd.

      Seriously, I believe the current popular usage of “nerd” encompasses those of any interest who find their engrossing interest more important than social stigma attached, and the more social stigma, the more inherently “nerdy” the subject. Thus my interest in Silver-Age pulp authors is (somehow) considered more nerdish than Willis’ interest in Transformers, because so few people (exactly zero) are willing to engage my fan theories on, say, Harrison’s Deathworld, while there are millions of people who will happily get into an argument over which Pantone color best represents Rodimus Prime’s, um, racing stripes or whatever. (Willis’s actual deep-level drillfown in the subject matter may change the story, though, as might his ability to actually get people to take an interest in what he is saying about Transformers).

      If you want to make “nerd is only about science/ math” “happen,” talk to the fellahin over at Merriam-Webster. Or give me a source. Don’t just talk like you have the right to police my language.

      1. Jhon

        01/06/2017, 9:05 pm
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        Where you get poison kreno?

    8. Yet Another Laura H

      01/06/2017, 2:52 am
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      Oh, Katie take it, now I am afire to know: what is your source? I’m thinking the theoretical origin of the word, M.I.T.?

  26. newllend(henryvolt)

    01/06/2017, 1:03 am
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    Keener?

  27. J. A. J.

    01/06/2017, 1:03 am
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    Shows how much I know about Harry Potter when my first thought after reading this was “The hell is she talking about?”

    1. Clif

      01/06/2017, 1:13 am
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      You fail the nerd test.

      1. Fart Captor

        01/06/2017, 1:44 am
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        I have never read Harry Potter or seen the movies on the grounds that a proper wizard carries a staff, not a wand. It’s weird and wrong and I won’t stand for it

        1. John

          01/06/2017, 2:03 am

          And, as everyone knows, a wizard’s staff has a knob on the end.

        2. Yet Another Laura H

          01/06/2017, 2:53 am

          Ach, they’re all a load of hedgehogs here. Can’t be… bothered… about that at all.

  28. BBCC

    01/06/2017, 1:08 am
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    Panel One: Confirmation that Billie has not stopped drinking. Which I think we can tell. She’s not been showing any signs of detox ever. So, yeah, logical leap to assume she must have some somewhere.

    Panel Two: I can’t blame Billie for being suspicious either. Dorothy can have a bit of a high horse sometimes when it comes to following rules. That’s not always a bad thing, but it can be irritating sometimes. And this WOULD be a huge wrench to her application for RA and Yale if she got caught, so the offer would be surprising.

    Panel Three: But, because to Dorothy people matter more than ambition, yes, she is 100% serious. She will sit in the dark and drink with Billie and talk with her. And while I worry about the wisdom of drinking with an alcoholic (I realize it can be helpful but I’m one of those people who goes ‘YOU CANNOT EVER EVER EVER SO MUCH AS HOLD SCISSORS POINT SIDE UP WHAT IF SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS WHAT IF IT BACKFIRES?’ worry warts so please bear with me), I think it’ll do some good to get this off my chest. Plus I will not stop until at least everyone on the main cast page is one group of friends. This is my aesthetic. Fight me about it. 😛

    Panel Four: And that’s got Billie thinking too. It’ll be good to get some of that litany of emotions off her chest. Even if she has to access them with booze and with someone she’s not a huge fan of. And, well, it’s one of the few genuine, acknowledging reach outs she’s gotten. Not a vague ‘hey, how are you’ or a ‘so how’s Ruth’ or ‘how’s things’, an offer to sit down and talk about whatever feelings about Ruth she wants to talk about. I think it was good timing too – yesterday was too raw, too recent, and now she’s still angry but she’s also tired and worn out and she wants to not be angry.

    Panel Five: And she’s still cranky, but this isn’t quite as hostile. Sure, she calls her prissy, but she also pats the bed beside her and offers her to sit down. This is starting to feel more like the Billie that was a bit healthier (though not healthy in any way). Like the Billie who calls Joyce and Walky, as much as she likes them, ‘fucking nerds’. And, tbf, Dorothy is pretty prissy compared to Billie. Delightful, yes, but still prissy. 😛

    Panel Six: Dorothy looks a little awkward here. This is only the third time in her life she’s gotten to drink and this time it’s with the intent of getting sloshed. And it’s in much more serious circumstances than either time before. So this is definitely awkward. Plus Billie totally pulled that out of hammerspace. 😛

    Panel Seven: So on with the awkward clearing nerd joke! 😀 I’m not shocked Dorothy likes Harry Potter. It’s actually my head canon that Dorothy has a long list of shows, books, etc. she’s gaga over that she has a lot of meta and analysis on a usb tucked away as ‘kid stuff’ somewhere. Dorothy is having fun, so who cares?

    And I think Billie is in a bit of a better mood to me. This is highly subjective based on the tone you read it in, but I’m reading this more like Billie calling Walky a fucking nerd or Joyce a dork. Billie’s irritated, yes, but it’s more light than the anger that’s all she can access anymore. It’s the Kool-Aid of irritation.
    I can easily see Billie as the kind of friend who would go ‘Oh my god, you fucking nerd, this is so embarrassing why are you doing this to me – wait, what do you mean random people are being awful to you, HOW DARE THEY, you’re MY nerd! I’m gonna go kick their ass and then maybe stuff you in a locker for being a nerd.”

    But that is a Billie for another day once these two have bonded. This is a pretty good start though. Bonding and boozing can be exactly what Billie needs. And also hopefully that bond will nudge her into not skipping therapy.

    1. Bagge

      01/06/2017, 2:47 am
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      “Bonding and boozing can be exactly what Billie needs”‘

      This.

      And Dorothy provides it, out of her depth as she is.

      I think the slows steps with which they get closer to each other are adorable. They both know they take risks by opening up. But still they do it.

      1. BBCC

        01/06/2017, 4:35 pm
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        Yeah, as much as I think offering to drink with an alcoholic is a bad idea, there isn’t really a good alternative right now. Leaving her alone would be worse. There’s kinda in the dark until they can get Billie to a therapist and an addictions counsellor. Once she’s gotten that together and tapered off her consumption, we’ll see how good she is for booze (some recovered alcoholics are fine having one or two or on special occasions, while others need to stay away for good). But that’s a later issue and this is now.

  29. BassBone

    01/06/2017, 1:45 am
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    Far too much nerd gatekeeping here in this comment sections. You all don’t get to tell people whether or not they’re nerdy.

    1. Yet Another Laura H

      01/06/2017, 1:47 am
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      Sorry.

    2. David M Willis

      01/06/2017, 1:51 am
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      sounds like something someone who isn’t a real nerd would say

      1. Yet Another Laura H

        01/06/2017, 1:52 am
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        Imaginary nerds are the best kind. Well, second-best. Nerds who bring me delicious food are the best kind.

        1. John

          01/06/2017, 2:00 am

          I prefer complex nerds.

        2. Yet Another Laura H

          01/06/2017, 2:13 am

          I’m an irrational nerd myself.

        3. Bluewind

          01/06/2017, 2:22 am

          Only from the right angle. The rest of the time you can be a little obtuse.

        4. BBCC

          01/06/2017, 2:28 am

          Nonono, Bluewind, the little ones are ACUTE.

          Honestly, basic angles.

        5. Yet Another Laura H

          01/06/2017, 2:51 am

          Just keep repeating that. You’ll start to sound rational.

        6. Clif

          01/06/2017, 4:38 pm

          I’m a natural nerd who tries to stay positive.

        7. Deanatay

          01/06/2017, 10:25 am

          Transcendental nerd, here.

        8. StClair

          01/06/2017, 1:17 pm

          Tangential to this whole conversation…

        9. Slartibeast Button, BIA

          01/06/2017, 1:40 pm

          Then of course there are the virtual nerds who only look that way on the Internet.

    3. Reltzik

      01/06/2017, 1:59 am
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      You see, we’re not real nerds. We’re too diverse. For us to be real nerds, we’d have to stay segregated even if we were all shoved into a box together.

      *braces for flames from the 98% who won’t get that joke*

      1. Lyingcat

        01/06/2017, 7:52 am
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        Is it a reference to the awesome sweets that they stopped selling in the UK years ago because life is cruel?

        1. Reltzik

          01/06/2017, 1:11 pm

          … they stopped selling them in the UK?

        2. Lyingcat

          01/07/2017, 5:03 am

          Yes. A few places import them from the US and charge November ungodly amount for them but the carefree days of waltzing into a corner shop and buying nerds for 50p ended years ago.

  30. Bagge

    01/06/2017, 2:18 am
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    Dorothy CAN not be a nerd, but she chose not to be.

    It’s a calculated choice, surprising no one.

  31. UltraKyrie

    01/06/2017, 2:35 am
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    The real question is where the hell they pulled those beers from

  32. Bagge

    01/06/2017, 2:40 am
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    This comic talks to me a lot. I already identify with Dorothy and…. I’ve been here. In panel 6. Sitting in a murder cave (figuratively in my case) with a self destructive friend or almost friend, knowing that I’m WAY in over my head…. but still hoping that I can do something good by being there, at least keeping them alive until morning.

    This is Dorothy stepping up to be the team mom she wants to be. This is her actually helping people rather than just being a friendly smile in the corridor. This is her making up for dismissing Walky’s worries about Billie earlier. And I love her for it.

  33. Dean

    01/06/2017, 2:45 am
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    “ACCIO BOOZE!”
    *Dorothy is buried under a pile of bottles*

    1. Bagge

      01/06/2017, 2:48 am
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      Happens every saturday in Hogsmede

  34. Delicious Taffy

    01/06/2017, 3:09 am
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    Everything Happening here is Morally Ambiguous, and the Characters should stop Doing so Much of It.

    1. StClair

      01/06/2017, 1:19 pm
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      It’s also dumb.
      STOP BEING DUMB!

      Don’t you know that when you turn 18, you’re instantly an adult and therefore know everything? How could you not know that?

  35. NinjaNick

    01/06/2017, 3:10 am
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    Dorothy, you’re so cute when you do that.

    1. Bagge

      01/06/2017, 3:40 am
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      One can REALLY see Walky’s point in times like this.

  36. Liliet

    01/06/2017, 3:20 am
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    Rude, Billie.

    But better than just lying on the bed and staring into space alone, still. So… go nerd-based insults?

    1. Bagge

      01/06/2017, 3:38 am
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      She’s reconnecting to happier times

      http://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-1/05-media-rumble/onenote-2/

      …or she’s just autopiloting. Whichever.

    2. John

      01/06/2017, 3:49 am
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      Nerd-based insults are how Billie says, “It’s not like I like you or anything, shut up!”

      Tsundere gotta tsun.

      1. BenRG

        01/06/2017, 6:39 am
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        I think that you’ve got the right idea here.

        I’m also thinking that, as soon as Billie feels confident that Dorothy is lubricated enough not to remember anything, she’s going to pretty much spill all the pain in her heart. We’ll know, even if Dorothy won’t.

  37. Bagge

    01/06/2017, 3:43 am
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    Billie Panel 2: “You are there for me? Really”
    Dorothy Panel 3: “Yes.”
    Billie Panel 4: *feels*
    Bagge Panel 4: *All feels* “YOU PERFECT CINNAMON BUN, YOU ARE DOING GOOD”

  38. BenRG

    01/06/2017, 4:25 am
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    The answer to Bille’s question is, of course, ‘no’. In the case of people like Dorothy the motto is: “I nerd therefore I am.”

  39. Brute

    01/06/2017, 4:51 am
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    ARE WE SERIOUSLY JUST GONNA IGNORE THE SHOES ON THE BED?

    1. Bagge

      01/06/2017, 6:41 am
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      See, the RA is gone for ONE DAY and already little goodie two-shoe Dorothy is sitting with her goodie two shoes in the bed. ANARCHY I TELL YOU!!! ANARCHY!

  40. Untes

    01/06/2017, 5:24 am
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    Man people are willing to go through some hoops to justify someone enabling their alcoholism. It’s rough watching a character you like make a -terrible- decision.

  41. ischemgeek

    01/06/2017, 6:51 am
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    From experience: Drinking with an alcoholic is almost always a terrible decision. But in this case, the other option is to leave Billie without any support network she feels she can rely on. Which would be worse. Lesser of two evils.

    That said: I’m worried for Dot here. Like me when I first started drinking with an alcoholic (naive past me was told she “just likes to drink” and believed it at the time – see also autistic difficulty with subtext and reading people), she genuinely has no clue what the fuck she’s in for and also has no idea where her limits are. That’s a bad combo. That’s a wind-up-hurling-up-pizza-and-so-many-cheap-beer-you-lost-count-around-six-or-was-it-seven-in-your-kitchen-sink-while-your-partner-debates-whether-to-take-you-to-the-ER bad combo.

    Plus, from experience: Part of how alcoholics work – especially social alcoholics like Billie (those who mask their alcoholism by pretending to be just someone who likes to party) – is to find social justifications for drinking. Oh, hey, want to go grab a beer after work? (That way I’m not drinking alone) You don’t? You’re no fun. You never come out with me anymore! C’mon, it’ll be fun! (insert needling, wheedling and emotional blackmail here until someone agrees).

    Billie doesn’t have this issue – but the other thing that type of alcoholic does if they don’t have money to afford to drink is to try to get other people to pay for their drink-of-choice. You “take turns” buying pitchers – never mind that they drink 3/4 of each of the pitchers, at least, so you wind up paying for all of what you drink and at least half of what they drink. That person made a boatload more cash than me (literally 4x my pay at the time, and half again my current salary) but always had cash troubles and nobody could figure out why. The why: They spent over half of every paycheck feeding their addictions.

    Thing is: The longer you give an alcoholic an excuse, or be their non-alcoholic beard, the worse they get. It feels like you’re helping them, by going out and socializing so they get some emotional support, but you’re not a fucking therapist and you’re completely unqualified to help in any real way with a problem of that magnitude. All they will do is give you a whopping case of caregiver depression and, if they’re abusive in their mindset, target you for emotional abuse to try to bring your spirits down to their level. Sooner or later you notice yourself picking up the same habits: Wanting to drink whenever you’re feeling stressed or tired or anything, never seeming to have a good day anymore, and just being an angrier, more tired, more unhappy person than you used to be. And then you wind up having to make a decision: Cut them off for your own mental wellbeing, or continue the path with them. Because fuck knows you’ve been trying to help for years and it’s not been working and you’re at your limit because a single amateur doesn’t have even a ghost of a fraction of a chance at helping a lifelong alcoholic out of their addiction on their own – as others before you have found to their own dismay.

    I wound up having to choose to cut that person out of my life in a self-preservation sense. I do feel bad for it – but I wasn’t helping (if anything I was making the situation worse because she’d manipulated me into covering for her and contributing financial support for her addiction that I couldn’t afford to contribute, and I was allowing her to sabotage my relationships and my career), and I was not in a headspace where I could keep trying.

    That’s the path I worry Dot is going to run into – because it’s a path to hell paved with the best of intentions that I’ve walked down myself.

    1. thejeff

      01/06/2017, 7:12 am
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      I doubt Dorothy’s going to make a long term habit of this. Though tonight could be bad, if she tries to do anything like keep up with Billie. OTOH, they’re limited to however much alcohol Billie has on hand.

      Billie’s also not just a social alcoholic. She is a party girl, though we’ve only seen her at one party and not even any real hints at more. She does most of her drinking in her room by herself – or locked in a room with Ruth. I’d bet that started over the summer, when she seems to have been cut off from most of her former social circle (hadn’t seen Alice(?) at all, for example).

      1. ischemgeek

        01/06/2017, 11:39 am
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        It doesn’t happen overnight. It is incremental. Or at least it was for me. And Billie’s long line of burned bridges suggests she is prone to that pattern.

    2. Bagge

      01/06/2017, 8:09 am
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      Agreed. It’s a real risk – a very dangerous risk – and coupled with Dorothy’s sense of responsibility as a self proclaimed “Team mom” it’s something she has to be careful with.

  42. Lyingcat

    01/06/2017, 7:56 am
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    Here’s where a low level of culturally acceptable alcoholism and a legal drinking age of 18 really come into their own. When my mates got sad at freshers we just went to the damn pub like civilised people.

    1. StClair

      01/06/2017, 1:24 pm
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      I had access to alcohol a lot younger than that, through the SCA, and it was never an issue. (Mostly for two reasons: I don’t like the taste of most of it, and I managed to screw up quite enough while being entirely sober.)

      1. Lyingcat

        01/07/2017, 5:01 am
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        I had access to it earlier. But at 18 I could go to the campus bar with with my uni ID to get wasted. It was pretty great.

  43. Commodore Jeep-Eep

    01/06/2017, 8:07 am
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    Christ, if I was the drinking type and had someone say that next to me I’d cringe so hard that I’d give myself a muscle cramp.

  44. Volkai

    01/06/2017, 8:46 am
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    What a glorious coincidence that the Harry Potter reference occurs less than a week after I finish rereading the series, and while I’m halfway through reading the script for the stage play.

    1. Slartibeast Button, BIA

      01/06/2017, 10:42 am
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      And the day after I saw Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them.

  45. Killjoy

    01/06/2017, 10:03 am
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    I thought Nerds were a candy…

  46. Killjoy

    01/06/2017, 10:46 am
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    I see a lot AA-speak coming up in this discussion.

    Interesting to note that nothing AA claims has any empirical or scientific basis, and that their actual success rate is barely higher than “cold turkey”.

    Instead, there’s a lot of evidence that very different programs work for different people, and that a significant number of people who went back to drinking after AA, are subsequently able to *moderate* their drinking through other approaches. This also puts a pretty big hole in the assertion that anyone who has had a drinking problem is a lifelong addict who can only be “sober” or “not”.

    1. autogatos

      01/06/2017, 1:15 pm
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      I think this is some pretty spot-on insight. I’ve known former alcoholics whose alcoholism was essentially self-medication for some other issue (such as clinical depression). Once the root cause was properly addressed (such as SSRI medication, therapy, etc) drinking alcohol was no longer a compulsion and they were able to go on having 1 or 2 drinks on special occasions without it spiraling.

      Obviously it’s not that simple for everyone, and I’m sure many alcoholics never can return to drinking safely, but everyone’s particular problems and solutions are different.

      (That said, obviously Billie is not at the “can drink safely because root problem is solved” point yet).

    2. skaryzgik

      01/06/2017, 3:05 pm
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      Note: I typically use the term “sober” to describe the instantaneous state of not being intoxicated. That is the sense in which I use it here.

      One thing that worries me is that it sounds like several commenters seem to be advocating for never ever another drink for Billie starting right now. But if she hasn’t been sober once for weeks, she probably has a *lot* to work out of her system. And unlike many other drugs, withdrawal from alcohol can be literally fatal. (Not to mention the dangers of removing a coping mechanism without replacement from someone so very depressed.) If she’s been drinking as much as it looks like she’s been drinking, she needs to taper *safely*. In the middle of worsening depression she might not be able to do this herself, but if someone who likes to take notes on lots of details had her trust and could help her count, that could be very beneficial.

      She may well need to actually stop having alcohol entirely, once she has successfully tapered down, but if she stops too suddenly she can die. Even if stopping entirely is the end goal, it needs to be done *carefully*. And if Dorothy can gain her trust, I think she can be very helpful at that.

      Additionally, if Dorothy can gain Billie’s trust, she might improve Billie’s chances of actually going to her therapy appointments which, unless the therapist turns out to be terrible, will also be very useful, and can also help with the alcoholism.

    3. CJ

      01/07/2017, 4:14 am
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      The claim that AA doesn’t work (any better than stopping to drink on your own) comes up often in the comments here. Can you provide sources? And comparisons to other approaches (especially those that do not cost an arm and a leg for months of clinical treatment)?

  47. Jimmy

    01/06/2017, 11:59 am
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    Had to Google Accio. I know next to nothing about Harry Potter haha

    1. Willoughby Chase

      01/06/2017, 2:19 pm
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      She’s worse than Tolkien if that could be possible.

      Why, yes, I have read both.

      1. thejeff

        01/06/2017, 2:36 pm
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        Them thar’s fightin words. 🙂

        Worse than Tolkien is certainly possible. In fact, common. Tolkien’s really good.
        Rowling’s a very different writer – not nearly Tolkien’s equal in many ways, but mostly writing with different intent and for a different audience.
        Both have had tremendous influence on their fields, though we’ll see if Rowling lasts nearly as long.
        Of course, if one or both isn’t too your taste, that’s fine. “De gustibus non est disputandum.”

        1. Slartibeast Button, BIA

          01/06/2017, 3:47 pm

          Needs Moorcock.

        2. Clif

          01/06/2017, 4:46 pm

          Every hero needs to die, devoured by their own magic sword.

        3. thejeff

          01/06/2017, 5:40 pm

          Let’s just say, apropos of nothing, that novels with the name “Moorcock” plastered in big letters across the cover were probably not the best thing to be carrying around junior high.

        4. John

          01/06/2017, 6:15 pm

          Should’ve read Phil Dick instead.

        5. Willoughby Chase

          01/07/2017, 5:22 am

          Tolkien isn’t so much a writer – he’s atrocious – as much as someone who accidentally struck a chord with the fugue state of a post-imperial, post-war country which yearned for the pre-war days that resembled the Shire.

          He tapped into adolescent fantasies in a big way, and created the modern market for fantasy.

        6. Fart Captor

          01/08/2017, 2:24 am

          D:<

  48. Heather

    01/06/2017, 1:06 pm
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    Possible result of this drunken conversation: Dorothy talks about the Ryan picture with Billie and hows she’s struggling with what to do.

    1. Bagge

      01/06/2017, 4:41 pm
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      I think she will talk about Walky.

  49. HMRC4EVR

    01/06/2017, 4:05 pm
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    Hammerspace is where Sledge keeps his gun when he’s not shooting at someone. Needless to say it’s never in there for long

  50. podian

    01/06/2017, 4:20 pm
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    Hey, I thought DoA was supposed not to have superpowers!

    1. Slartibeast Button, BIA

      01/06/2017, 5:46 pm
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      The Sentinels will take her away momentarily.

      Of course, then Walky will become a mad scientist to get her back…

  51. Wendy

    01/06/2017, 6:05 pm
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    This would be heartwarming if in the aftermath of her confrontation with Roz, this didn’t come across as a play to become “more approachable”.

    On the other hand, it’ll probably work and I’m kinda impressed at her savvy.

    1. Fart Captor

      01/06/2017, 7:30 pm
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      It can be a response to that and still be genuine. She’d already tried to reach out to Billie before she even found out about Roz, so she clearly was already motivated to do so. The only change is her approach

  52. Larkle

    01/06/2017, 9:37 pm
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    See, she’s not perfect, she’s a nerd.

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