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Tush
Posted on March 27, 2023 by David M Willis

147 thoughts on “Tush”

  1. Ana Chronistic

    imagine there’s a full moon coming

    …

    no wait, the coming is later

    1. Ana Chronistic

      haha you know I don’t think I’ve ever watched a DoA Kickstarter video before?? (I just pledge, eff it)

      1. Rose by Any Other Name

        I still haven’t watched a Kickstarter video. And I’ve backed, like, well over 100 projects.

        I mean, some of them are backed for $1, but still… not a single video watched.

        1. Jim Campbell

          I’ve watched quite a few KS videos. Mostly to try to answer the question, “What the heck is that thing?”

      2. The Wellerman

        I’ll be sharing in Willis’s adrenaline rush this month! Big thanks to Maggie for this awesome video!!! ✌️?

      3. Dara

        Wait, there’s a video?

        Huh, there is.

      4. Yotomoe

        I only watched this one cuz Liz is in it and Liz is a fucking SMOKESHOW.

        1. newlland(Henryvolt)

          I can always count on you to understand me and to do the same as me Yoto.

        2. thenamelesssamurai

          AGREED. Sorry I accidentally flagged you. Meant to hit reply and hit flag instead.

    2. Decidedly Orthogonal

      These puns are a real peach Willis. Really top-tier work deserves be saved for posteriority.

      1. Dana

        They’re taking the scenic route to class. Does that mean they’ll enter the backside of the building?

        1. Steve

          She better catch up, she doesn’t want to fall too far BEHIND.

      2. someone

        Joe is a glute-on for pun-ishment.

    3. jeffepp

      It’s not the full moon that excites me
      That thrills and delights me
      Oh no
      It’s just the nearness
      Of you

  2. Doctor_Who

    Is this posterior-based verbal tic one of the early warning signs of Butts Disease?

    Guess we’ll know during their next art class. They’ll both draw the model flawlessly, but only her butt.

    1. a/snow/mous/e

      Seems like it! (was looking to see if anyone had brought up Butts Disease)

  3. TrueVCU

    This is by a wide margin the purest flirting Joe has ever engaged in

    1. Nono

      It’s kinda cute that he uses her term for ‘butt’.

      1. Adam Black

        Technically its his since its Yiddish

        1. Dday

          Muchas Tuchas

    2. Freemage

      And the sauciest we’ve gotten from Joyce. Not one, but two tush-based puns?

  4. The Wellerman

    *plays “Butts Butts Butts” from Bob’s Burgers on passing car’s mini TV*

    1. Stephen Bierce

      Better that than ZZ Top.

      1. True Survivor

        I’d ZZ Stop making fun of a certain sunglasses rocking bearded band – I hear their dress isn’t their only thing that’s sharp.

        1. Needfuldoer

          Fun fact: all three longtime members of ZZ Top had a Beard, even though one was clean-shaven.

        2. Azhrei Vep

          True fact. Frank’s had his beard longer than the other two, too.

  5. Nono

    I mean in canon, Joe and Walky have good butts. And if we add multiverse confirmation, so does Ethan.

    What I’m saying is, tush-off.

    1. Casi

      are you saying we need a wet shorts competition to see the tushies?

    2. Schpoonman

      Isn’t this the plot to Keijo?

      1. GholaHalleck

        Gates of Bootylon up in here.

  6. Decidedly Orthogonal

    Huh. It wouldn’t load the new one until 00:10 AND I had to refresh twice.

    1. Caro

      ’10 seems to be the new update time

      1. Decidedly Orthogonal

        So the update time is later, but the db clock still registers first post at 5minutes past. Curiouser and curiouser. Cheers.

        1. The Wellerman

          Sliding like an iceberg or something XD

    2. mick4state

      I show your post as 00:06.

  7. Erica

    This is too cute

  8. Caro

    Hype train for the new book! Pledged for some old magnets as well, I hope the ones I want don’t get claimed first \TwT/

  9. Sirksome

    What an academic discussion on the quality of posteriors. Indeed.

  10. Yumi

    So was “analysis” pronounced in a way to emphasize “anal”?

    1. Decidedly Orthogonal

      yass

    2. Dr Sharks

      I haven’t played M:tG in a long time, but when I still did, there was a popular card that saw play in many decks called “Deep Analysis”. Of course, everyone immediately called it “Deep Anal”. Which was confusing for me, the guy who wasn’t intimately familiar with the name of every card, when people would ask me if I had any deep anal for trade. Like, hold on buddy, I’m just here to play cards.

      1. Xujhan

        Deep Analysis was also one of the most prominent cards with the flashback mechanic, meaning that gameplay often resulted in informing your opponent that you were about to flash your deep anal.

  11. Barswanian

    oh no, butts disease.

  12. shrub

    I like this very much, it’s a sweet, funny, dare I say wholesome storyline

    The problem is I can’t help thinking of a storm cloud on the horizon named Dorothy…

    1. Doctor_Who

      I checked, and sadly there’s never been a Hurricane Dorothy (probably because the Oz jokes would write themselves).

      She has been a tropical storm, though.

      1. shrub

        Tempest maybe…

        1. Daibhid C

          I could see Dorothy as Prospero.

          And deeper than did ever plummet sound,
          I’ll drown my copy of How to Become President by Following All the Rules.

      2. Needfuldoer

        There’s actually a strict procedure around tropical storm names.

        https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/aboutnames.shtml

  13. jeffepp

    Rising punflation.

    1. True Survivor

      and my interest is rising. You can always bank on my love of puns.

    2. HueSatLight

      A glut of puns, puns of steel.

      1. Plain Marie

        Bwahahaha! One internet for you!

  14. Schpoonman

    Joyce peeking from behind her fingers while Joe is silly walking is my everything.

  15. StClair

    ohh yeah, they flirtin

  16. Yotomoe

    GOD JUST MAKE OUT ALREADY.

    1. Decidedly Orthogonal

      Shhhh. It’s ok Yoto. Let’s just let them be cute for a bit. ??

      1. Decidedly Orthogonal

        (I am as desperate as you for this.)

      2. Rose by Any Other Name

        To be fair, it is entirely possible to make out cutely. Also to fuck cutely.

        1. Moonlighter

          I’m led to believe it follows the meet cute in sequence.

        2. Taffy

          Yeah, it’s called a Skeet Cute.

    2. Shorduie

      Patience, my friend. It wont be long before them cheeks get clapped

    3. anon

      isn’t this all part of the foreplay? ;P

  17. Rose Red

    I love this. They’re so sweet together right now.

  18. newlland(Henryvolt)

    OK so I missed yesterday, but I got a reddit post today another song edition ?: https://www.reddit.com/r/dumbingofage/comments/123awla/guessing_what_songs_are_on_some_characters/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

    1. True Survivor

      Cool.

  19. DailyBrad

    I fucking adore these two.

    1. Decidedly Orthogonal

      I adore these two f…….

      1. RacingTurtle

        The two Dannys inside us

        1. Matthew Davis

          Which one has the Ukelele?

          My guess is option B.

  20. BBCC

    Ah yes, butt puns.

  21. RassilonTDavros

    And so Butts Disease begins anew.

    1. Slartibeast Button, BIA

      The Two Circles Of Life.

      1. a/snow/mous/e

        The Celestial Spheres.

  22. Reltzik

    Okay, so we’ve achieved the dorky-pun-war level of infatuation.

    1. Plain Marie

      Dorky-pun-war is a good sign! Why, I remember my own DPWs with affection. Heck. We still have them. We still get each other. A couple that puns together stays together. A good sign!

  23. raker

    what syllable did Joe stress when he said analysis?

    1. Rotunda

      The bottom-most syllable, of course.

  24. RacingTurtle

    Joyce’s face peeking through her fingers! She’s overwhelmed with how much fun she’s having with this!

    They are so cute. I am ded.

    1. Needfuldoer

      RIP RacingTurtle o7

  25. k

    In my second semester of freshman year of college, I became friends with this one guy who was renowned for his tush. He had that baseballer booty. There was a facebook group dedicated to anonymous confessions on campus, and someone dedicated a post to how this guy’s butt looked specifically in jeans as he bent over while playing pool. Another person from our hall ranked his booty as the number one butt in the whole dorm building.

    That guy became my life partner. We’ve been together since that semester, all these many many years, and we’re finally getting married. He still got that baseballer booty, it’s still very eye-catching.

    I mention all this to say, today’s comic means everything to me. Follow your heart, Joyce. Get that tushy.

    1. Lily

      congrats!

      lol it’d be hilarious if after some serious ‘engagement’ photo announcements you can do a silly /risque one of him wearing like white shorts with the writing ‘property of (your name)’ on it or so

      1. k

        Wonderful idea! Honestly surprised we’ve never thought of it before! I’ll be sure to ask him about it in the morning lolol

        1. Lily

          no prob, hopefully the rest of your friend group would have a similar sense of humor, awkward to share to parents/future in laws but the bachelorette party/best man/groomsmen should be fine hopefully lol

    2. Amós Batista

      Congratulations

    3. Shorduie

      Congratulations!

  26. BOOSTER SHOT

    Cute!

  27. Bryy

    There’s a certain safety in both knowing you like each other.

  28. Kravis

    This is a rear weird conversation!

  29. anon

    i mean i’m sure they’re fine but other than in shorts or tighter jeans, would someone’s butt rly stick out/be that noticeable in average fitting jeans? (then again i was never much of a butt person lol)

    on a smaller note, how does any one with a dick feel comfortable in some jeans, let alone skinny jeans, even if ‘male’ pants give you a bit of extra crotch room it does feel like it’d be restrictive

    1. k

      I vaguely referenced it a little above but if someone works out, specifically if they do a LOT of squats, it’s incredibly noticeable even if they never wear skinny jeans ever. All jeans look like skinny jeans with a toned booty.

    2. Needfuldoer

      First question: I can tell you from firsthand experience, yes. (Unless that’s just me being hyper-self-conscious.)

      Second question: Regular jeans are perfectly fine. (I don’t own any skinny jeans, unless you count older pairs that have shrunk or are too small now.)

    3. milu

      dick haver and wearer of skinny jeans (and not only the boy-type): it may take some getting used to, but that stuff is squishy, so yeah it’ll fit. now, you might still bulge a bit, which may or may not be the desired effect (see: hair metal guitarists’ extremely tight leather pants)

      if you wanna de-emphasize the dick instead and end up looking fairly androgynous crotch-wise, you can push the balls up, and pull the dick back crack-wards.

      as for your 1st question, i *definitely* feel that my skinny ass, at least, looks hotter in skinny jeans.

      1. anon

        i stopped wearing jeans after high school but it was always the waist/belly fat area than a crotch being too tight lol (tho if i get a few sizes bigger again, i’d have to look for ‘capris’/shorter pants legs since i’m also short as well so i’ve had problems with jean sizes not being big/wide enough while simultaneously too long lol)

        that said joe’s butt was much more defined/noticeable when they were on their first science assignment together and he was still in his boxers lol

    4. HueSatLight

      Relaxed fit for the ballroom. And even though I couldn’t see my own ass, when I cycled 7 miles a day, pants/shorts fit it different.

  30. Shorduie

    It is all fun and games untill Joyces gets a little overexcited and takes a bite out of that poor boy

    1. k

      Biting into the flesh of the peach can produce the sweetest taste though.

      Plus I bet Joe would go crazy for that.

      1. Shorduie

        I fear that might been following the straight jock’s rulebook for too long to be immediately ok with having its ass eaten. But I am certainly glad we’ll get to find out!

    2. Yotomoe

      I think it’ll continue to be fun and games after that point.

      1. Shorduie

        Tell that to Joe’s poor, soon to be eaten ass.

  31. Suet

    Gosh, Joe, you’re such a p e a c h for letting Joyce see your c a k e

    But considering him, Joyce, do NOT act like his butt is like Cinnamon Toast Squares!!

  32. Freezer

    And then Danny randomly walks by, playing “Tush” on his ukelale.

  33. Net-Zero Joeyce Shipper (no engine, slowly following the current)

    Do not walk behind me; I may not lead
    Do not walk beside me; I can’t see your tush.
    Just walk ahead of me, and be my friend (whose tush I’m assessing).

  34. Dr. Smart

    So catch up with the comic for the first time in a while and this is where I land

    1. Clif

      So, what did we learn from this?

      1. The Wellerman

        That Butts Disease has become endemic in DoA? XD

  35. Blibdoolpoolp

    Joe is remarkably dorky as a flirt with Joyce, that’s adorable.

    1. Needfuldoer

      He’s experienced in using pick-up lines, not genuine flirting.

  36. Steelbright

    this may actually be the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen

  37. Bogeywoman

    Elsewhere, sensing empirical peer-reviewed butt analysis is underway Dina feels a tingle and recruits Becky for further experimentation

  38. Amós Batista

    Ok, as conversation have progressed to là derrière, I can comment, with being so offensive, that Joyce, especially in this storyline, got really thicc a more curvy silhouette.
    I don’t know if because of her figurine…

    1. Needfuldoer

      They don’t lie.

  39. DarkoNeko

    dooorks

  40. Daibhid C

    I feel this development deserves a dramatic musical sting.

    Bum-Bum-BUM!

    1. milu

      or maybe some Rihanna?
      Rump popoh pom
      Rump popoh pom
      Rump popoh pom

  41. AGV

    Omg I love these adorable dorks ?

  42. Amelie Wikström

    Caboodle!

    That’s all.

  43. Rabisch

    Oh no… they are adorable! Time for Dorothy to storm between them.

  44. Steamweed

    “Analysis” …
    *squints suspiciously at both

    1. a/snow/mous/e

      somehow I don’t think Joe would make an “anal” pun intentionally. too close to the sex act, which might not be appropriate to allude to at this stage of the relationship (considering her sheltered, religious upbringing).

      1. a/snow/mous/e

        if they weren’t friends but had jumped directly into romance, it would DEFINITELY be inappropriate

  45. Josh Spicer

    Oh I love these two dorks

  46. Juanoku

    Haha
    Puns

  47. Plaaaa

    Don’t be a party pooper.

  48. Zee

    “So… do you like my tush?” should be the slogan of Instagram.

  49. Chaucer59

    Derrière-pun banter: a fundamental part of many great relationships.

    1. milu

      snatching up a bum-punning boyfriend is quite the booty!

  50. goggleman64

    Hehehehehehe

  51. Jammy

    Ok, we’re finally getting the chemistry that can make this work. For a minute, I wondered what both of them were doing.

  52. ian livs

    Whether they end up deciding to date or not, I hope they can hold onto this delightfully fun dynamic. It’s so endearing. (I was tempted to make a butt pun, but all the good ones have already been done by now. Great work, commenters)

    1. Some Guy

      Endearing, you say? [eyebrow wiggle]

  53. milu

    Joe: ???
    Joyce: ?

  54. Calcifant

    jesus christ just say ‘ass’ or ‘butt’

    1. Kazuma Taichi

      I’d assess that she did :3

  55. Some Guy

    Oh no, help, it’s too adorable!

  56. Liliet

    Oh my gosh Joyce has discovered dirty puns! I’m dying of cute

  57. JBento

    Congrats to Willis on a speedy KS campaign goal-reaching!

  58. kaitou

    Oh, no. Bun puns!

  59. Bob

    Cut directly to Slipshine…

  60. Raen

    How about the two of you snuggle a bit. Just, er, Joyce, you’re probably better off staying on ONE hip.

  61. miri

    Dammit Willis my ship is Dorothy/Joyce, stop making this cute. How dare you.

  62. Taellosse

    OMG, they’re pun-upping each other!

    This is either a sign of greatness, or terrible doom.

    Knowing Willis, it may be both, in alarmingly rapid sequence.

  63. Kazuma Taichi

    damn, she finally said ass

  64. Throwatron

    see this entire storyline is clearly targeted at me, I, the Dorksexual

  65. TomHCinMI

    Not only Joyce’s ASSessment.
    Also Joe’s ANALysis and CHEEKy.
    And Joyce’s “get to the BOTTOM”

  66. DiDi

    They are adorable and I love them.

  67. Ragingagnostic

    Joyce, you’re making double entendres! Good for you!

  68. Hinoron

    Oh, this is my favourite kind of nonsense.

    Now I KNOW they like each other.

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