It is worth noting that I have not linked to the normal version of the song. In fact, the two share almost nothing but lyrics…
Blue Dragon
I clicked your link before reading your second paragraph. I was expecting the link to go here.
Dustin
It’s worth also pointing out (I guess) that the bad engrish was only on the europe-only megadrive version. The arcade version doesn’t have it. Also, the song originally appeared on Something Awful and the people that did it released about an album’s worth of pretty decent material under the name “The Laziest Men on Mars.”
The bomb set us up to believe that the bomb would not go off early?
Does that make this a Thanatos Gambit?
Yotomoe
It was the best I could do…
GoldStarz
You monster! Have you no decency?!
Tunaro
Well it is a common problem for bombs in this age. Nothin’ to be ashamed of.
GoldStarz
Bombs blowing up intelligent, likable female characters after they try to sacrifice themselves and protect others from the blast is a common occurrence?
xKiv
.. it was just slightly worse than everyone else’s average.
I’m pretty sure that all the world’s a stage, and us people are mere actors.
Judging by this logic, Danny is either intended to mess up/succeed through adorable dan-ness or his ablibbing to get a chance with a hot babe.
Discussion (276) - “Lit”
Ellie
This can’t go well.
Tunaro
I’m waiting for somethin’ to blow up.
All Else Fails
Comment section blow up in 3… 2… 1…
GoldStarz
Your countdown was late. Or the bomb went off early.
Ellie
Somebody set us up the bomb
Mr. Random
The grammar it hurts. The reference, I do not get!
Ellie
Oops. I had it done wrong anyways. it’s set up us the bomb, not set us up the bomb
Cholma
Main screen turn on.
Take off all Sals.
All your Dannys are belong to us. (Dannies?)
Fernando
You have no chance to survive make your time.
Ha ha ha ha….
Historyman68
Take off every zig.
John
I never thought Zero Wing references would make me nostalgic.
Parnifia the Bastard
HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN.
mysss
That amazing moment when you remember the “ha”s are PART OF THE REFERENCE AHAHAHAHAHA
E.R.
It’s a reference to a song, based on a poorly translated game, calledAll Your Base are Belong to Us.
It is worth noting that I have not linked to the normal version of the song. In fact, the two share almost nothing but lyrics…
Blue Dragon
I clicked your link before reading your second paragraph. I was expecting the link to go here.
Dustin
It’s worth also pointing out (I guess) that the bad engrish was only on the europe-only megadrive version. The arcade version doesn’t have it. Also, the song originally appeared on Something Awful and the people that did it released about an album’s worth of pretty decent material under the name “The Laziest Men on Mars.”
lightsabermario
The version I was thinking of is this one (albeit a very obscure version). http://dwellingofduels.net/dodarchive/05-0910-Free_Month/ZZ-Kadmium-Zero%20Wing-Make%20Your%20Time-DoD.mp3
Deanatay
Here’s the original bad dub of the game intro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfwqvUPIRkg
GoldStarz
The bomb set us up to believe that the bomb would not go off early?
Does that make this a Thanatos Gambit?
Yotomoe
It was the best I could do…
GoldStarz
You monster! Have you no decency?!
Tunaro
Well it is a common problem for bombs in this age. Nothin’ to be ashamed of.
GoldStarz
Bombs blowing up intelligent, likable female characters after they try to sacrifice themselves and protect others from the blast is a common occurrence?
xKiv
.. it was just slightly worse than everyone else’s average.
Bugberry
The countdown started before we even got here.
NoHeart
Does anything with Danny ever go well?
asmcint
If you have to ask, you already know the answer.
Yarrr
Amber: talk to self
Mr K
5 years later, they’re happily married.
GoldStarz
Just like it didn’t happen in the original universe.
Tunaro
Well it sort of possibly happened in a different timeline.
nothri
Depends on if you consider Danny and Sal banging to be a thing that goes well.
Mravac Kid
They have been destined to be together for what, over 15 years now? About time that happened. 😀
Jen Aside
So far it’s gone better than I expected, actually.
[and so much for DON’T SPOIL IT FOR ME I WANNA FIGURE IT OUT MYSELF]
xKiv
Figure *what* out? Skating?
Jen Aside
okay, that didn’t parse well, did it
Danno: “NO SPOILARZ“
Guest Person Dude
You think it can’t go well, huh?
Some of the meanest, hardest, toughest people just ever needed the slightest benefit of the doubt.
I guess we’ll see.
All Else Fails
XD
Herohatch
Granted, when I was eighteen, I probably would have pulled a Danny much like this one.
Yotomoe
That was last year for me…and I probably wouldn’t…I’m too self conscious and Sal is CLEARLY out of my league.
Doctor_Who
Every now and then, maybe once or twice a year, I try flirting with someone who is several orders of magnitude hotter than me.
My success rate may not be incredible, but it’s way better than it ought to be.
Shadow12000
Don’t lie, Doctor. Your success rate is fantastic.
James Rye
What is your secret man??? D8
xKiv
That’s because the strategy is brilliant.
dimblecon
can’t win if you don’t play
Thanks, I'll Have Another!
Depends. Can you properly deliver a good curse? That might earn you a ride on her motorcycle.
asmcint
If you know what I… or they… IF YOU KNOW WHAT IS INTENDED! >;D <— ANGRY WINKY FACE!!!
ninja_jesus
Leagues are for seas, and you ain’t in an ocean.
Shadow12000
Sure he is, fish in the sea and all that.
ninja_jesus
He’s not a fish! He’s a human being!
Lel
I’m pretty sure that all the world’s a stage, and us people are mere actors.
Judging by this logic, Danny is either intended to mess up/succeed through adorable dan-ness or his ablibbing to get a chance with a hot babe.
Analogies!
AgentKeen
Man, I’d still Dan it up now…
Ellie
Nice gravatar for that
Keroshino
You’re Danning it up now! (Gavatar pic)
Robbie C
Why bother even wearing clothes at all?
Eric
Because she likes wearing those clothes?
Tunaro
McDonalds doesn’t serve you if you don’t got pants on.
I’ve tried.
Doctor_Who
They once served me without shoes. THE RULES ARE A LIE.
Mr. Random
YOU CAN EVEN GO IN WITHOUT A SHIRT! (But you have to be “hot”.)
Yotomoe
What if I’m on fire?
GoldStarz
Nope, has to be a minimum of hellfire hot, sometimes they let it slide if it causes a fourth degree burn, though.
TPman
If you’re on fire they can’t catch you.
Ever tried to catch a man who’s on fire? Pretty hard.
DubstepWraith
Hence the movie “Catching Fire”.
(Insert CSI Reference here)
shoeboxjeddy
She has pants. Show me on the sign where it says “No pants (that fully cover your thong). No service.”
Thanks, I'll Have Another!
Very relevant gravatar here.
Sammie1053
Oh god i love Sal so much more now and i don’t even know why.
Mkvenner
Last panel?
Shadow12000
Keeping a cig in her mouth just to look cool?
BlueRam
It’s what we do.
John
“S’not lit, but Ah’m wondrin’ if you are.”
Yotomoe
Snot lit. Sorry, just setting my boogers on fire.
Shadow12000