Its also inefficient. This is a college campus, where school projects and club events make picket signs just common enough to be ignored but an teeming swarm of incomeless youths ensures free food never is. Carla is rich enough to afford the latter. Buy your popularity with fried foods!
Taffy
Does Taco Bell have like, exclusive cards? I mean, could I hypothetically put a million dollars on a card that only buys Taco Bell and then give out the card code to people? A nearly bottomless amount of guaranteed-safe hot food seems like a good thing to be able to offer people.
Even given that she’s weapons-grade levels of obnoxious this is just sad. This kind of behavior usually results in choruses of people yelling “Shut The Fuck Up!”
Desperate cries for attention are just, well, desperate.
Clif
Oh just wait. Carla will own Charlie the same way she owned Joyce.
Needfuldoer
Besides, what good does holding a sign behind her do?
I can only assume Carla’s sign is for our benefit.
a/snow/mous/e
Carla seems to think Charlie has eyes in the back of her head. I think she did the same thing out in the hallway a few strips ago.
Maybe she’s torn between annoying the shit out of her and like, not acting like an asshole and driving her away. New theory: Carla really likes Charlie.
BiggestFan
Oh yeah, definitely. I don’t know if something happened with Malaya, but Carla now has a crush on Charlie as well.
I think this is what Carla dealing poorly with the beginnings of a crush looks like. Interest born of non-acknowledgement, turning into something of a fixation on the person she’s perceiving as ignoring her.
Dunno where it’ll go, if it even goes, as Charlie seems to be accidentally highly resistant to Carla’s shenanigans, but it certainly hasn’t resulted in animosity yet. Carla seems more dismayed than angry, and Charlie hasn’t even formed a response to it yet.
If you really want a DOA drinking game, re-read the comic with the rule “Everytime someone gets mad at another character for expressing an opinion they would now agree with take a shot”
It took me a while, but I finally figured out who Charlie reminds me of.
Presenting Candie from Twin Peaks, a very pleasant young woman who just happens to be on the same frequency as the rest of planet earth about 5% of the time.
I need to finish season 2 before I can start on the newer stuff.
Side note, for any Soul Eater fans, apparently Soul’s inner world/inner thoughts deal is partly based on (or maybe”an homage to” is better) certain scenes in Twin Peaks.
I must inform you that after season 2 it is vitally important to watch the movie Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me before starting season 3. Crucial stuff happens in that.
cbwroses
Not technically.
I started the first couple episodes then stopped, like a decade ago.
Then some years ago, before the new stuff came out on Hulu (I think it’s Hulu), I binge watched the then entire series except for the last 3 episodes.
Been telling myself to finish (more like restart), but haven’t done so, yet.
Yeah what the good doctor said. The film was derided when it came out but part of the dislike came from it not being a conclusion to the cancelled series.
jeffepp
Agreed. It filled in a lot of… things… the TV didn’t, or couldn’t.
Needfuldoer
After that, watch the Psych episode “Dual Spires”.
She’s being something. Her own issues are also in play here, so it’s hard to tell yet how much this is her being ableist, and how much is just two people with mismatched personalities will interact in spectacular fashion.
Nonsense. If I speak to you from behind, it doesn’t matter that I don’t know you’re deaf; I’ve committed capital ableism and must be executed immediately.
Clif
Executing you immediately would probably be Capital Cainism, or something like that.
Man, I cannot do podcasts at all. Which is a shame since I know there are some good ones out there. But the ones that are just background noise, I don’t pay any attention to so are useless, and the ones I’m supposed to focus on, I feel like just sitting there listening to them makes me feel like I should be doing something else (yet I can watch YouTube videos fine).
I think it’s the fact that they’re just auditory information. I’m a little visual.
cbwroses
Same.
I can barely stand audiobooks, which is weird because podcasts and audiobooks should land in the same place, but I can tolerate one loads more than the other.
Yotomoe
Oh that’s why I can zone out. I just treat them like a white noise machine. Just today I started watching an 8 hour video of a guy explain why Every single banned Yugi-oh card is banned. That’s like CANDY to my ears. Even better than the 6 hour video of a guy explaining One Piece. I just like hearing people talk 😛
Taffy
If it’s long videos of people talking about one thing you’re after, I’ll asume you know about Quinton Reviews and his multi-part series on iCarly and its various spinoffs/connected shows. Y’know, the ones that are like 8 hours a pop.
Yotomoe
I’ve seen them pop up in my feed but actually refused to watch them or the victorious videos. Mostly because well…as a man nearly 30 I have experienced disillusion and cynicism of almost every single piece of media I love and hold dear. And I absolutely am constantly on guard for any childhood fondness for anything in my life being destroyed by a deep dive. So icarly and victorious are firmly in “things in my past that I liked and I won’t risk losing that”
Taffy
Fair enough. I like super long stuff too, but I didn’t have an attachment to those shows so there was nothing to taint.
Needfuldoer
Quinton’s deep dive into Garfield prehistory is safe. It’s a better tribute than Garfield Eats!
If you want more pop culture deep dives that don’t end with “it turns out the star is a nonce and they all hated each other”, check out Defunctland and Yesterworld, particularly Defunctland’s “DefuncTV” series.
Taffy
Those are all good recs. I recently watched the DefuncTV episode about Buzz Lightyear of Star Command, and the only bothersome thing about it was that Disney refuses to put it anywhere to be watched.
Savail
I am in this comment, and I don’t mind it.
Liara
To the “podcasts I’m supposed to be focusing on but feel like doing something else”: I am similar there, so I usually just listen to them when I’m walking (to the grocery store, the subway station, just going for a walk because I feel like it). Walking at least to me fulfills the “something else” my brain wants
Mark
Indeed. If there is something I need to learn and all they offer is a video, the first thing I do is search the page for a transcript link.
I was drawing connnnstantly in class until I finished highschool. Just cause she’s not looking up doesn’t mean she’s not listening, this could actually be what allows her to attend to the subject matter more effectively.
anonymsly
I used to knit in training classes at work. The trainers allowed it because I was way more engaged and attentive when my hands were allowed to clicky-clicky.
Savail
I played an MMO on my laptop back when I was in college many a year ago. Helped me maintain focus and keep good notes. Go figure on that one.
296 thoughts on “Wander”
Ana Chronistic
new DoA drinking game: take a drink if you find Charlie wandering around
Decidedly Orthogonal
Really Carla? It was already getting sad. You’re usually more awesome than this (despite being horrible in your own special way).
This is just pitiable.
True Survivor
Its also inefficient. This is a college campus, where school projects and club events make picket signs just common enough to be ignored but an teeming swarm of incomeless youths ensures free food never is. Carla is rich enough to afford the latter. Buy your popularity with fried foods!
Taffy
Does Taco Bell have like, exclusive cards? I mean, could I hypothetically put a million dollars on a card that only buys Taco Bell and then give out the card code to people? A nearly bottomless amount of guaranteed-safe hot food seems like a good thing to be able to offer people.
Opus the Poet
Taco Bell and safe food are mutually exclusive terms.
Taffy
I dunno why people dunk on it so hard, the food’s edible and tastes pretty good.
Roborat
Depends on your definition of food, I guess.
All-Purpose Guru
Even given that she’s weapons-grade levels of obnoxious this is just sad. This kind of behavior usually results in choruses of people yelling “Shut The Fuck Up!”
Desperate cries for attention are just, well, desperate.
Clif
Oh just wait. Carla will own Charlie the same way she owned Joyce.
Needfuldoer
Besides, what good does holding a sign behind her do?
I can only assume Carla’s sign is for our benefit.
a/snow/mous/e
Carla seems to think Charlie has eyes in the back of her head. I think she did the same thing out in the hallway a few strips ago.
Amelie Wikström
Maybe she’s torn between annoying the shit out of her and like, not acting like an asshole and driving her away. New theory: Carla really likes Charlie.
BiggestFan
Oh yeah, definitely. I don’t know if something happened with Malaya, but Carla now has a crush on Charlie as well.
Windowpane
I think this is what Carla dealing poorly with the beginnings of a crush looks like. Interest born of non-acknowledgement, turning into something of a fixation on the person she’s perceiving as ignoring her.
Dunno where it’ll go, if it even goes, as Charlie seems to be accidentally highly resistant to Carla’s shenanigans, but it certainly hasn’t resulted in animosity yet. Carla seems more dismayed than angry, and Charlie hasn’t even formed a response to it yet.
Xaeon
If you really want a DOA drinking game, re-read the comic with the rule “Everytime someone gets mad at another character for expressing an opinion they would now agree with take a shot”
Doctor_Who
It took me a while, but I finally figured out who Charlie reminds me of.
Presenting Candie from Twin Peaks, a very pleasant young woman who just happens to be on the same frequency as the rest of planet earth about 5% of the time.
cbwroses
I need to finish season 2 before I can start on the newer stuff.
Side note, for any Soul Eater fans, apparently Soul’s inner world/inner thoughts deal is partly based on (or maybe”an homage to” is better) certain scenes in Twin Peaks.
cbwroses
Oh. New avatar time. I guess Leslie is ok. I’ll stick with her.
Doctor_Who
First time watching TP?
I must inform you that after season 2 it is vitally important to watch the movie Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me before starting season 3. Crucial stuff happens in that.
cbwroses
Not technically.
I started the first couple episodes then stopped, like a decade ago.
Then some years ago, before the new stuff came out on Hulu (I think it’s Hulu), I binge watched the then entire series except for the last 3 episodes.
Been telling myself to finish (more like restart), but haven’t done so, yet.
Ana Chronistic
It’s also on Netflix, but eff them
JessWitt
Yeah what the good doctor said. The film was derided when it came out but part of the dislike came from it not being a conclusion to the cancelled series.
jeffepp
Agreed. It filled in a lot of… things… the TV didn’t, or couldn’t.
Needfuldoer
After that, watch the Psych episode “Dual Spires”.
Then the rest of Psych.
morleuca
My absolute favorite episode
Needfuldoer
You know that’s right.
Bryy
Carla’s being ridiculously ableist.
Yotomoe
Is she? So far she just seems to be being Obnoxiously narcissistic.
NGPZ
Yeah, as usual she just needs attention like a seahorse needs food — constantly.
She doesn’t even care if it comes at the cost of people vomiting on her. She’s indiscriminately this way to everyone.
Needfuldoer
Carla can multitask.
Opus the Poet
Six of one and half a dozen of the other.
Thag Simmons
I think she’s mostly just being ridiculous.
Decidedly Orthogonal
She’s being something. Her own issues are also in play here, so it’s hard to tell yet how much this is her being ableist, and how much is just two people with mismatched personalities will interact in spectacular fashion.
See no evil. Hear no evil. and all that.
Kyrik Michalowski
I don’t think you understand how being ableist happens, and not just everyday nonsense.
Carla is obnoxious and can be grating, but her actions are in no way ableist.
Clif
I can’t say that I see it myself.
Mark
Nonsense. If I speak to you from behind, it doesn’t matter that I don’t know you’re deaf; I’ve committed capital ableism and must be executed immediately.
Clif
Executing you immediately would probably be Capital Cainism, or something like that.
milu
Then again if you keep saying Jehovah, what do you expect
HueSatLight
surprised it wasn’t Leslie that got called incredibly ableist today.
Taffy
It’s only been about a 20 minutes, give someone time.
That said, at least she pays enough attention to her students to know if one needs wrangled more often.
Clif
Starting my stopwatch…NOW.
Clif
And the winner seems to be Alongcameaspider at 12:14, one minute after HueSatLight’s original comment. Not in those exact words, but in substance.
JessWitt
I don’t think she knows about Charlie’s disorder yet so she’s just being ridiculous.
Mark
I don’t think she’s gotten around to thinking about Charlie as a person at all, yet.
JessWitt
Good point. Carla cares less about the source so long as she can tap it for attention like sap from maple trees.
Proxiehunter
Does she usually think of non-Carla’s in general as people?
Angel
maybe becky will pick up on it and she and dina will befriend charlie
Angel
i dont think she knows, but even so that sign iisn’t up in her face at least lol
Freezer
For Carla to be ableist, she’d have to notice anything about Charlie that isn’t “Won’t pay attention to me.”
Caro
Nah, that’s Billie. Carla would do this to anyone who ignored her no matter the reason. Malaya is probably very familiar with those signs.
Yotomoe
She’s just watching a looping video of the “So no head” meme. It’s even funnier the 40th time.
Dean
Unless she’s watching a Livestream of the class she’s in.
Yotomoe
Plot twist, she’s the one streaming it.
Clif
That actually makes a certain amount of sense, depending on how much support she has.
Decidedly Orthogonal
Oooh! Choo-choo Bear!
Clif
Hello New Friend.
Nono
Wonder what Charlie would be doing if she didn’t have a screen. Fidget spinner? Book? Still be wandering around the halls?
Yotomoe
If she’s like me she’d draw. I really like to draw when I listen to people talk. It’s why I prefer to have a podcast or show on while I draw.
Nono
Man, I cannot do podcasts at all. Which is a shame since I know there are some good ones out there. But the ones that are just background noise, I don’t pay any attention to so are useless, and the ones I’m supposed to focus on, I feel like just sitting there listening to them makes me feel like I should be doing something else (yet I can watch YouTube videos fine).
I think it’s the fact that they’re just auditory information. I’m a little visual.
cbwroses
Same.
I can barely stand audiobooks, which is weird because podcasts and audiobooks should land in the same place, but I can tolerate one loads more than the other.
Yotomoe
Oh that’s why I can zone out. I just treat them like a white noise machine. Just today I started watching an 8 hour video of a guy explain why Every single banned Yugi-oh card is banned. That’s like CANDY to my ears. Even better than the 6 hour video of a guy explaining One Piece. I just like hearing people talk 😛
Taffy
If it’s long videos of people talking about one thing you’re after, I’ll asume you know about Quinton Reviews and his multi-part series on iCarly and its various spinoffs/connected shows. Y’know, the ones that are like 8 hours a pop.
Yotomoe
I’ve seen them pop up in my feed but actually refused to watch them or the victorious videos. Mostly because well…as a man nearly 30 I have experienced disillusion and cynicism of almost every single piece of media I love and hold dear. And I absolutely am constantly on guard for any childhood fondness for anything in my life being destroyed by a deep dive. So icarly and victorious are firmly in “things in my past that I liked and I won’t risk losing that”
Taffy
Fair enough. I like super long stuff too, but I didn’t have an attachment to those shows so there was nothing to taint.
Needfuldoer
Quinton’s deep dive into Garfield prehistory is safe. It’s a better tribute than Garfield Eats!
If you want more pop culture deep dives that don’t end with “it turns out the star is a nonce and they all hated each other”, check out Defunctland and Yesterworld, particularly Defunctland’s “DefuncTV” series.
Taffy
Those are all good recs. I recently watched the DefuncTV episode about Buzz Lightyear of Star Command, and the only bothersome thing about it was that Disney refuses to put it anywhere to be watched.
Savail
I am in this comment, and I don’t mind it.
Liara
To the “podcasts I’m supposed to be focusing on but feel like doing something else”: I am similar there, so I usually just listen to them when I’m walking (to the grocery store, the subway station, just going for a walk because I feel like it). Walking at least to me fulfills the “something else” my brain wants
Mark
Indeed. If there is something I need to learn and all they offer is a video, the first thing I do is search the page for a transcript link.
Dday
I was drawing connnnstantly in class until I finished highschool. Just cause she’s not looking up doesn’t mean she’s not listening, this could actually be what allows her to attend to the subject matter more effectively.
anonymsly
I used to knit in training classes at work. The trainers allowed it because I was way more engaged and attentive when my hands were allowed to clicky-clicky.
Savail
I played an MMO on my laptop back when I was in college many a year ago. Helped me maintain focus and keep good notes. Go figure on that one.
Clif
You played an MMO, but were you any good at it?