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Stuffed shirts
Posted on July 7, 2013 by David M Willis

156 thoughts on “Stuffed shirts”

  1. Jen Aside

    “DO NOT PULL THE LEVER”

    *Sal pulls the lever*

    1. Yotomoe

      EAT YOUR VEGETABLES
      *Sal goes out for Donuts.*

      1. DrunkenGator

        “DON’T JUMP THE SHARK”
        *Sal harpoons it instead*

        1. thecanvashat

          DON’T DO IT JASON!

          *Sal does Jason.*

        2. Wonder Wig

          “DON’T PRESS THE HISTORY ERASER BUTTON”
          *Stimpy presses the button*

        3. Aizat

          Don’t you mean “Don’t do Jason”?

        4. thecanvashat

          In a manner of speaking.

        5. Chris

          Pfft. Every true Walkyverse fan knows that Jason’s full name is ‘It Jason Chesterfield.
          It was part of the pay-per-view comics for Joyce and Walky, but you had to pay twice as much as usual, and give your left kidney for this one.

        6. Aizat

          GO TO YOUR ROOM.
          *blows up room* What room?

        7. Doctor_Who

          FLUNK YOUR MATH CLASS!
          Straight As.

        8. Aizat

          JUST BE GOOD!
          Became the world’s greatest villain.

        9. Jenny Creed

          DO UNTO OTHERS
          *Sal stays in her room all day*

        10. Hoboturtle

          Save the world from Aliens!

          Tries to blow up a country with a magic tree branch.

        11. Chronos

          DON’T DO ANYTHING I TELL YOU!

          *obeys perfectly*

          Wait.

        12. Rowen Morland

          USE THE DOOR!

        13. Kryss LaBryn

          DON’T PULL THE DRAMA TAG!

          *Drama tag pulled*

          What? *Whistles innocently*

        14. Maycroft

          Thus, a new community meme is born.

        15. GoldStarz

          AND WHATEVER YOU DO, DON’T BE LIKE WALKY!

          Sal: Where do ah find Dexter and the Monkey Master on DVD?

        16. Cheryl

          ROFL^

        17. Narf

          Isn’t your name Carol?

        18. Aescapulius

          YOU’RE NOT HER SUPERVISOR!

      2. Leorale

        DON’T RUN IN THE HALL
        *Sal whooshes through on a motorcycle*

        1. Aizat

          DON’T RUN WITH SCISSORS.
          *Sal whooshes through on a motorcycle while holding a pair of scissors*

        2. Plasma Mongoose

          ALWAYS PRACTICE SAFE SEX.
          *Four weeks later, Sal notices that she missed a period*

        3. Mkvenner

          Mongoose Wins.

        4. Aizat

          The battle may have been won but the war is not over y

        5. Plasma Mongoose

          WOOHOO!

        6. Jeff K!

          Your non-link confuses me greatly. I want to push it. I want to push the woohoo, but I can’t. It taunts me. Now, at night, when I attempt to sleep, I will lay awake, staring at the ceiling, wondering, agonizing over the woohoo. Where did it go? What lay hidden beyond it’s mysterious portal? I. Must. KNOW!

          WHAT MYSTERIES LAY BEYOND PLASMA’S WOOHOO?!?

        7. Plasma Mongoose

          It wasn’t a non-link when I posted it, it was a Youtube of Homer going Woohoo!

          I have no idea why the link disappeared.

        8. Mkvenner

          Technically she wasn’t running.

        9. Jereko

          No, but the motorcycle was.

        10. Yotomoe

          Don’t use the lords name in vain
          Sal: Aw, Goddamnit.

        11. Roz Not DeSanto

          Don’t hurt your fellow students.
          Sal: Kicks a boy in the groin, pulls Ruth’s hair, smashes a
          Girl’s glasses into her eyes, throttles another guy and rips out
          Joyce’s femurs. AND SMASHES EVERY WINDOW ON THE FLOOR
          WITH THEM.

        12. james

          What is this critters four?

        13. Totz the Plaid

          Well, technically, that’s not running…

        14. Tenn

          *Sal whooshes through, holding scissors, running on top of a motorcycle that is also holding scissors*

    2. Cholma

      NOT *THAT* LEVER!

      (Why do even *have* that lever?)

      1. TacosForever

        By all accounts, it doesn’t make sense!

      2. Roz Not DeSanto

        Comic relief.

        1. Renadt

          Kuzco actually proved that point when the wrong lever was pulled. Yzma just needed a better bodyguard.

        2. Luzahn

          Kronk was the best bodyguard. It’s just that he wound up protecting Kuzco.

        3. kronkian

          Kronk is love, kronk is tolerance

      3. Sgore

        Just gonna spend the rest of the day missing Eartha Kitt’s voice acting now.

        1. Sgore

          Which I am happy about, I swear, ignore my avatar.

      4. NightmareWarden

        At least she didn’t hit the “Blow-Up-The-Engine” button!

    3. Benbo231

      WRONG LEVEEERRRRRRRR

  2. thecanvashat

    And Wally had to go outside again, ruining his cartooning again

    1. Yotomoe

      Walky, on the other hand, was perfectly fine with it.

      1. thecanvashat

        Well, yeah. It was already killed for him.

        1. thecanvashat

          Stupid autocorrect

  3. ASmellyOgre

    Oh, Billie. You know she appreciates it.

    Or maybe you don’t or she doesn’t because emotional issues or whatever. But really it was the best choice!

  4. Leorale

    I totally know that feeling, Sal. You can’t make me; I’ll do what I want!

    1. Yotomoe

      What a Cartmanism

  5. JBO

    How is it possible for Billie to look vurnerable?
    I wanna hug Panel 2 Billie so hard!

    1. Yotomoe

      I wanna hug ever Billie ever.

      1. Aizat

        Everyone wants to hug Billie.

        1. JBO

          But I wanna hug her even harder then usual!

        2. Thor

          I want to wear her like a flesh apron.

        3. Lieutenant Dan

          It puts the lotion on its skin.

        4. Totz the Plaid

          Right with ya there, buddy.

        5. Totz the Plaid

          (I’m right there with JBO, NOT Thor, in case it’s unclear to anyone. I totally want to hug Billie and cheer her up!)

        6. thecanvashat

          Mirrie! Morring Mugs!

    2. Lord Circe

      I think Ruth might want to too, but she has an image to maintain.

  6. Aizat

    I’m betting someone in the dorm going to be like “Hey, I bet you 100 bucks you can’t pull a fire alarm.”

    1. saltchocolate

      And Sal will be 100 bucks richer.

      1. thecanvashat

        And someone will be short a LOT of Ramen Noodles

  7. Gram91

    Oh, stop scowling Billie. She’s acknowledging what you did.

    1. Gram91

      Oh the irony of my avatar.

      1. Emoroffle

        That’s fine I get that all the time too.

        1. Cheryl

          WHY ARE YOU TWO YELLING AT EACH OTHER!!!

        2. John

          It’s how they show affection.

        3. Emoroffle

          That and taking booze from each other.

        4. John

          And violence.

        5. ninja_jesus

          Your avatars should kiss. NOW KISS!

        6. Lieutenant Dan

          So much shouting!

        7. Gram91

          Fear the army of shouting Billies!

        8. Lord Circe

          They are no match for the shouting Ruths!

    2. Piper

      I hope Billie recognizes the significant fact that Ruth knows perfectly well who pulled the fire alarm, but did *not* turn her in.

    3. Noel Schornhorst

      All the avatars in this conversation just make it so, so beautiful!

  8. Mkvenner

    I’m getting a strange feeling that Sal is very susceptible to reverse psychology.

    1. timemonkey

      Sal is probably just ridiculously easy to manipulate.

      1. Yotomoe

        HEY SAL, BETCHA CAN’T GIVE ME $20!
        Sal: Ah’ll Show yew!

        1. Aizat

          HEY SAL, BETCHA CAN’T COOK A GOURMET MEAL FOR ME!

        2. JBO

          HEY SAL, BETCHA YOU WON’T GO OUT WITH ME!

        3. Aizat

          HEY SAL, BETCHA YOU WON’T DO ME.

        4. CapnPanda

          HEY SAL, BETCHA CAN’T JUMP OVER THE MOON!

        5. Caleb

          HEY SAL, BETCHA CAN’T SMASH A CAN OF CHEF BOYARDEE ON YOUR FOREHEAD!

        6. saltchocolate

          *makes Billie cough up a $20* (http://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/05-saturdays-all-right-for-slighting/money/)

        7. kiapdx

          Sal: *returns the next day from the forest with a herd of bucks on leashes* Might’ve got 21.

    2. Jackson

      Sal, don’t pass your math test.

  9. Ragnal

    That is a look of “I know why you did it and thank you, but seriously, don’t fucking do it again.”

  10. timemonkey

    Okay, Sal, I can’t handle bad hair and ridiculous immaturity, please pick one.

    1. Aizat

      Why can’t we have both?

      1. Renadt

        *cue fiesta celebration withAizat being heralded as a hero*

    2. saltchocolate

      Her natural hair isn’t “bad” (though you’re free not to like it).

    3. Yotomoe

      Her hair is the best hair, you’re just jealous.

      1. timemonkey

        My hair curls aftera certain length, a length I work hard to prevent it ever getting to. So no, not jelous. Horrified.

        1. Yotomoe

          You’re just mad cuz your hair ain’t this Beautifro.

        2. timemonkey

          Nah, I’m mad because my mom thought it was SO cute I was stuck with a mullet for about a decade.

        3. Totz the Plaid

          …that would totally justify you refusing to even have hair. Just lasering it right off your scalp.

        4. Anon

          Forreal! If that had happened to me I’d immediately either get rid of my hair entirely or just cut it really short.
          It hurts just to imagine having a mullet for anywhere near that long :O

    4. Jenny Creed

      *Sal picks both and starts wearing annoying t-shirts too*

  11. Leorale

    When I was in elementary school, they told us that the fire alarm spit indelible blue ink when pulled. So, if it was a real fire, then the puller would be marked a hero, but if it wasn’t, then everyone would know whom to blame.

    I really wanted to test whether this was true, but I never quite pulled it, so I guess the story worked.

    1. thecanvashat

      He has the great blue stain! He shall be marked a hero for all to remember!

      1. Leorale

        Yes, I’m pretty sure that’s how school officials talk.

        1. Tenn

          If they do, it might be a good idea to change schools.

        2. ninja_jesus

          I’m sure that elementary school kids could talk like that.

      2. Regalli

        His name shall be remembered through all of history! We shall write songs in his honor!

  12. Plasma Mongoose

    You’re such a rebel Sal.

    1. thecanvashat

      A rebel without a cause?

      1. Yotomoe

        She has a cause.
        Rebellion.

      2. saltchocolate

        She has a cause: Catholic boarding school.

      3. NF

        A rebel without a pause.

    2. JBO

      Next she won’t tie her shoes and pin kick me signs on the R.A.!

    3. Aizat

      Look out, we got a badass over here.

  13. Aizat

    Am I the only one here who read the line in panel 4 like”It’s bullshit. I did not hit her. I did not.”?

    1. Loguebuuk

      “Oh hai Walky.”

    2. Tenn

      *raises hand*

      I did naht pull the fire alarm, i did NAAAHT!

  14. Emoroffle

    Don’t worry Billie, Ruth is just doing her job and not letting what happened between you two become a big public spectacle. By the way, my inner sadist thinks sad Billie is adorable. I just want to eat her up.

    1. Aizat

      Literally or figuratively?

      1. Emoroffle

        The one that involves her not being dead at the end. Though she might suffer a “little death” or two.

        1. Totz the Plaid

          Ahh… the ‘petite mort’. Gotta love how poetic that phrase is!

    2. saltchocolate

      Your inner cannibal?

      1. Neospector

        Spread the word, cheerleaders are people.

        1. Tenn

          Eat the cheerleader, eat the world.

        2. DSL

          Cheerleaders are friends, not food!

  15. Geegles

    But actually a webcomic based solely around meaningful glances would be SO ARTSY. It would be difficult to make it consistently interesting and enjoyable but SO ARTSY

    1. Yotomoe

      You’d have to be super into it to follow the plot.

  16. showler

    If “stuffed shirts” are Ruth’s bosses, doesn’t that make Billie Ruth’s boss?

    1. Emoroffle

      They aren’t so much stuffed in there as restrained. Begging for release. On Ruth’s face preferably.

      1. Emoroffle

        Umm that’s much dirtier sounding than I intended.

        1. NF

          That your avatar is Ruth pushes that to a whole ‘nother level.

        2. timemonkey

          How dirty were you intending boobs on the face to be?

        3. Tenn

          Unless their line of work puts them in contact with something like soot, grease or raw sewage, a daily shower should suffice.

    2. Animal

      “Stuffed,” not “stacked.”

  17. Uniqueantique

    I don’t think Sal pays much attention to anyone. She goes pretty much where and when she wants, usually out windows. But, Ruthless just brings out the ‘do the opposite of what I demand’ in people like Sal. Ruthless brings out the ‘where can I hide urge’ in everybody else.
    Agree with earlier poster, that hair has got to go. I like the long look. This particular style has to be Hell to get tucked into the motorcycle helmet.

  18. Roz Not DeSanto

    Ruth- what have you done!?

  19. Robin

    Much better than meaningful glances: the musical.

    1. saltchocolate

      ^ That.

    2. ninja_jesus

      I imagine a musical about meaningful glances would have lines explaining what each glance means.

      “This angry facial expression fully expresses my desire to punch you in the face!”

  20. Totz the Plaid

    Totally, 100% off-topic, and probably nobody cares, but I was at a friend’s show down in Detroit tonight and Don Was was there!

    I didn’t _meet_ him, but I got a friendly nod from him as we walked past each other!

    Don freaking Was!

    (Sorry, I’m really into music, and that close encounter still has me buzzing, an hour and a half later!)

    1. Totz the Plaid

      …to try to tie it in to the comic… do you think Dina enjoys this tune: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYKupOsaJmk?

      Yeah, it’s a cheesy pop tune, but maybe the incredibly tenuous connection to dinosaurs would catch her attention?

      I mean, yeah, the word “dinosaur” is all over the song, but it’s not really about them… but maybe Dina would enjoy it anyway?

  21. Nym

    I can’t tell if panel two or panel four is my favorite. Billie’s expression! But oh, man, Sal’s hair. Both are so, so great.

  22. Darth Cariss

    Is Sal ever going back to her normal hair? It’s so much better. D:

  23. Noel Schornhorst

    Whatever you people do– DON’T pull the bright red, candy-like beckoning fire alarm lever of forbidden mystery. No matter how enticing and seductive it may be… just sitting there… aching, begging, pleading… oh! how it yearns to be set off so it may bring it’s song to the populace. Although doing so would be oh so fulfilling and perhaps bring you the peace and joy you’ve craved your entire lives, do NOT pull the fire alarm and release the most tantalizing wonders far beyond your imagination. This meeting is over.

  24. ninja_jesus

    Contrary to what others above me have been posting, I for one love Sal’s new hair-do; curls get my motor revvin’, if you know what I mean.

    1. captainswift

      I definitely agree. The new hair makes Sal look 76.5% more awesome than before.

    2. Björn

      And I for one disagree. I’ve harboured PSL for straight-hair Sal for 10-odd years now, and the curls just feel so wrong. (Also, I hate curly hair always, including my own.)

    3. Dorky

      jesus, i want to pet her hair and let her frick me hard against a wall.

    4. saltchocolate

      Actually, I love both! Sal just looks hot — curly or straight. You can’t do anything to her that makes her look less than a 9.5 on a scale of 10.

  25. nothri

    DO NOT PUSH THE RED BUTTON. THE BIG, RED, CANDY-LIKE BUTTON!

    1. Potato-The-Faaace

      This big red candy-like button? That I pushed 20 minutes ago? Oops.

      1. nothri

        Oh, good job Potato! Now everyone’s gonna know that the big red button doesn’t actually do anything! I told you not to freaking push it! Pretty soon people are gonna start asking why we even have a big red button that doesn’t do anything. Thanks for making this awkward, dude!

  26. nothri

    PANEL TWO: Ruth, how can you say no to those big puppy dog eyes?

  27. Designerd

    Is…is Ruth wearing a TNG uniform?

    I hope she is. I would be so happy.

  28. SgtNumnum

    Keep Sal away from these meetings,unless you want complete chaos,and all you have to do is send her to the math room

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