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Walky
Posted on March 26, 2012 by David M Willis
This coming weekend (March 30-April 1) I'm going to be at Emerald City Comic Con in Seattle!  You'll find me with Blank Label Comics at booth 210!  Come see me there!  I'll have posters and doodling abilities at the ready.

168 thoughts on “Walky”

  1. meanderling

    walky/gary 5ever

    1. meanderling

      shit

      1. Icalasari

        Dats mor than 4eva!

        …Oh dear god I just lapsed… I… I don’t know…

        somebodyholdmeplease;.;

        1. Blob Marley

          liek dis if u cryd everytim

        2. Guest Person Dude

          So, THIS is where 5ever was born. On March 26, 2012, on a webcomic’s comment page.

          Neato.

        3. Haven

          no, it’s been around longer than that

    2. OhHayMike

      I hear that’s legal in some states now.

      1. Tom T.

        Indiana, though?

        1. OhHayMike

          Hell, I wouldn’t doubt it. They let horse-drawn carriages on the highways there.

      2. Mally

        ALL THE STATES.

        Liquid, gas, solid, plasma, and even Indiana.

  2. Jen Aside

    MARRIED ON A DINASOUR

    1. George

      Well of course. How else can you be many enough to be MAN-MARRIED?

      1. Pat

        I believe it requires two.

      2. Beachfox

        Dammit! -That’s- what we were missing! A -dinosaur-!

        Well, now I know what to include in our “No More DOMA” wedding.

    2. mechaqua

      Best damn wedding ever!

      But be sure to ware straight ties and not bow-ties, cause T-rex’s tend to eat people who ware bow-ties!

    3. Plasma Mongoose

      Is it just me or are many of the commenters making a lot of spelling errors today?

      1. mechaqua

        I haz no ideyaz wat u r tawkin aboute

        1. Blob Marley

          He said errors, not aneurisms.

        2. TsunamiJane

          Oh gods I just spit out my cereal. Well done, sir or madam Blob.

        3. Blob Marley

          Sir. And thanks. Glad you enjoyed it.

        4. Roflchopter

          Can’t…stop…laughing

        5. Plasma Mongoose

          @Blob: You’re my hero! 😀 +1

        6. What?

          It’s been like three days since I’ve read this now, and everytime I think back to it I still crack up. Thank you

  3. Khantalas

    Smooth diversion there, Gary.

  4. Plasma Mongoose

    Dotty is actually Gary?

    OH MY INDEED!

    1. Aizat

      Gary? Gary who? Gary Oak? Gary the Snail? Gary Hobson? Sky Gary?

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        Gary Oldman. 😛

        1. mechaqua

          So Walky’s a necrophiliac? Ewwww x3.

        2. mechaqua

          Wow I need to slow down when I read things!

        3. Blob Marley

          He died in the Harry Potter movie. Close enough, says I.

        4. Bickendan

          And in Bram Stoker’s Dracula.
          And in Fifth Element.

        5. Aizat

          But’s he’s alive in The Dark Knight, that’s gotta count for something.

        6. Plasma Mongoose

          It could also be Gary Stu.

        7. ryan

          and in air force one.
          and in jfk.

        8. Usayasha

          Or Garydos.
          Or Gary Potter.

        9. Khrene Cleaver

          Reallu guys? No Gary MOTHAFUKIN OAK!?!?

      2. Osaru Sensei

        Incredibly Lame joke #1: This Gary most likely.
        Incredibly Lame Joke #2: 男子汉文!

        1. Hannover Fist

          The Russian version is manlier.

        2. Hannover Fist

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j92zDPN5Ggo&feature=related

      3. Vex Godglove

        Gary Glitter?

  5. Ridureyu

    Well, I guess Walky didn’t become a man last night.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      On the other hand, Dotty certainly did,

      1. Aizat

        I really wanted to do the “X’s a man’s name and I’m a man!” joke but I couldn’t make it work with Dotty.

        1. iSaidCandleja-

          You surely can do it with Dotty just as easily as you could with Kamille.

        2. Aizat

          OK, here goes, Dotty’s a man’s name and I’m a man!

        3. Drunken Nordmann

          Now you’re a man, a man, man man!

        4. Blob Marley

          MANMANMANMAN!

        5. Tucker

          Man manny manny man!

        6. Drunken Nordmann

          What makes a man, is it the woman in his arms?

        7. Aizat

          Just cause she have big titties?

        8. Drunken Nordmann

          Or is it the way he fights every day?

        9. Aizat

          No, it’s definitely the titties.

        10. Ben

          isnt that like, a song?

      2. Doctor_Who

        I’ve got this internet I’m not using and, well, here. You’ve earned it.

  6. Jetstream

    Yay identity crisis!

    1. mechaqua

      I didn’t like Identity Crisis very much.

      1. Wack'd

        I outright hated it.

        1. Ben

          2 stars? seems promising

  7. mechaqua

    Man marriage, that scare/shock/offend/confuse and or distract Joyce long enough for Walky to eat the paper!

  8. Wonder Wig

    At first glance, the second panel looked as though they were on a bed of little pillows and Joyce was snapping him out of a dream he was having about Dorothy all the comics since 2 years ago while in reality they’ve been married for years and sleep in the same bed … it was a very frightening 1 second.

    1. Tucker

      I saw the same thing too. There’s two possibilities:

      1) “It’s Inception!”

      2) He was indoctrinated.

      1. ryan

        you forgot the most obvious!

        3) he’s bob newhart.

      2. Aizat

        Or option 3: Timeskip.

      3. Joseph Harner

        … his name was Marauder Shields.

    2. Mystrana

      Oh, I am so glad I’m not the only one who thought that!

  9. Aizat

    That face, that question, is Joyce jealous?

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      She showed no interest in him in that way before, so it must be something else.

      1. iSaidCandleja-

        Joyce is jealous because Walky found a husband before she did.

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          Walky got his MRS degree before her? UNFORGIVABLE!

      2. Izzy

        Aye, that may be true, but people tend to want the things they cannot have

  10. Tristan J

    See, I thought he meant the dino’s name was Gary.

    1. Blob Marley

      And he and the dino are getting man married. You’ve got it right.

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        I believe that a man and dinosaur geting married count as animal husbandry. 😀

        1. lordphulish

          Everybody do the dinosaur!
          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYKupOsaJmk

        2. lordphulish

          Also, someone should totally do a beast wars AMV to that song. It would amuse me.

        3. Blob Marley

          Why that’s not already a thing is beyond me.

        4. Plasma Mongoose

          @lordphulish: Your video wasn’t available in my country.

    2. Arkadi

      Of course it was the dinosaur.

  11. Plasma Mongoose

    Walky drew them riding on a dinosaur, this won’t be leading to a Dotty/Walky/Dina ship will it?

    1. Khantalas

      Best ship ever! Even better than the Titanic!

      Which, if I recall correctly, had a long and proud service as a transatlantic.

      1. mechaqua

        Thousands of years ago in the future, when Titanic when it sailed to Ankara Turkey to Terra do Fogo Japan. But they didn’t call it the Titanic they called it James Roosevelt Cleveland because it was more patriotic. The James Roosevelt Cleveland was critical in the war against Danish not the 2nd one mind you this was the third one. The reason why they were at war with the Danish this time is they attempted to seize Nigeria, which as you know is the largest suppliers of didgeridoos, which are used to ward off seagulls, which were the greatest cause of global warming! The James Roosevelt Cleveland carried 107 Honey Badgers to assault the Danish capital of Mogadishu! Unfortunately the Honey badgers where betrayed by The Graffias of Albania who launched volleys of Crystal Pepsi at the Honey Badgers, 1000 Honey Badgers died that day!

        And that is why a ship between Dorothy Dina and Walky is a bad idea.

        1. Hannover Fist

          …can I buy pot from you?

        2. thomas0comer

          I think you just won existence. Or destroyed it. or maybe both.

    2. Aizat

      BTW, nice gravatar Plas. It’s Toph, right?

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        Utterly Correct!

        1. Blob Marley

          I’m Toph! It sounds like TOUGH!

  12. Ragnal

    I feel like I missed something between Friday and today.

    …Other than a break from two jobs, but I’m talking about the comic here.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      We will either get some exposition and/or flashbacks to explain what happened between these two comics or Willis might explain in the bonus comics when he releases the next vol of the DoA book.

      1. Aizat

        My guess is that it has something to do with pajama jeans.

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          and waking up in bed together but with Mike between them.

        2. Yotomoe

          wherever there is sex there is a mike there to wake up next to them.

      2. David

        It was late so everyone went to bed, the end.

        1. Tan

          That is not a threesome I would have previously predicted, but I’m kinda into it.

        2. TsunamiJane

          That’s how most of my college parties ended. Were we doing it wrong?

    2. iSaidCandleja-

      Don’t feel bad, Walky missed it too. He doesn’t know how he got from the doorway with Dotty to the middle of class.

  13. Uniqueantique

    Agree Ragnal. Why is Walky trying to hide it? Unless…he’s just being Walky.

  14. addude

    I don’t care what anyone says men should be allowed to marry on dinosaurs. There I said it.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      They could make that a real law stating that gay couples are only allowed to get legally married if they do the ceremony apon a living dinosaur.

      1. addude

        More reason to make Jurassic Park a real place. Also is your avatar Toph?

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          Yes, her pom-pom headband gives her away once again.

      2. Roborat

        Could work, would be a little hard on the chicken, however. Might have to upgrade to ostriches.

  15. Doctor_Who

    So he’d rather pretend to be gay than admit to liking a girl?

    Dude’s dedicated to his image, I’ll give him that.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      He wants to be identified with being gay so he can benefit from the affirmative action laws when he finally goes out in the workforce.

      1. Pat

        That hasn’t worked for me.

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          But are you gay and non-white or gay and disabled?

          Gay/Lesbian works best as part of a twofer.

        2. Pat

          Technically, yes.

  16. agentksilver

    Is Joyce jealous?

  17. Brasca1

    I wouldn’t do that Walky. Yuki seems like the jealous type.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      Who’s Yuki?

      1. Aizat

        Walky’s ghost girlfriend or imaginary friend, perhaps?

        1. Drunken Nordmann

          Ma3 reference, I guess?

        2. Aizat

          What?

        3. Drunken Nordmann

          Ménage à 3, another webcomic. The protagonist’s name is Gary.

        4. Brasca1

          Correct. Although it’s likely a coincidence, bit it just seemed too good to pass up saying.

    2. Roborat

      Not to mention big boob roommate and small boob virginity taker.

      1. Drunken Nordmann

        And the community rage – oh, the community rage.

  18. Ray Barrington

    First-person slash fic? Welp.

    1. Some guy

      First person slash fic is called daydreaming.
      Or possibly a dirty fantasy. it sorta depends on the… ah… context.

  19. Infinite-Ion

    Man-married is like, the most manly way one can marry! I want to see this wedding go down and their limo better be a dinosaur. Otherwise, the doodle has lied to me… No more lies, doodle, make thy promises become a reality!

  20. Henry

    Looks like someone’s a little jealous…

  21. Ter

    I APPROVE OF GARY AND WALKY.

    1. Aizat

      Sounds like a sitcom title.

      1. Tenn

        “How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Approve of Gary and Walky”

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          “How I Learned To Stop Worrying & Love The Slash”

          Fixed.

  22. Jason

    Holy cow we skipped all the way to the end of class!? Am I still reading the same comic strip?!

    1. ryan

      dude, class was so boring. be thankful you skipped it!

  23. Blob Marley

    Is that legal in this state?

  24. Amilam

    So much love for panel 4!

  25. invisiblemoose

    Interesting Joyce had nothing to say about dinosaurs in general.. Weren’t their bones put in the earth to test us or something?

    1. Shippy McShipper

      As far as she knows, they were, we were tested, and we passed. Our reward was dinosaur bones.

  26. Atcote

    Well, thank God Dorothy managed to avoid getting involved with someone clingy and fast-moving this time.
    Then again, if there’s a dinosaur in the deal…

  27. Fruit Punch Tsunami

    Di-…di-…did reality just get retconned.

  28. Sensedog

    So…Walky was just day-dreaming the whole thing?

  29. HyperboleKitty

    I assume this was just supposed to be after the kiss but the way I read the comic, it was as if Walky just went into a long winded fantasy about Dorothy and her kissing him. Would have been a hell of a strange twist.

    1. Sensedog

      Yeah, that was the impression that I got as well. And honestly if it really was just a dream, it would be disappointing. To me, at least.

      1. Tucker

        They’ll fix it with DLC.

        1. Izzy

          An Internet, I award it to you!

        2. Tucker

          I’ll sell it back to you for 800 MSPoints.

    2. Corvid

      It would be great for one reason alone: even in Walky’s fantasies, Mike cockblocks him.

      1. Shippy McShipper

        That is what the fantasy was about. The rest was just setup.

  30. NCP19

    Mostly I’m just excited that Gary has his own character tag. More adventures with Walky, Gary and their dinosaur steed!

    1. Zababcd

      I’m excited that Dorothy isn’t tagged, while Gary is.

  31. TemplarKnight

    “We’re gonna get man-married!”

    Not in Indiana you’re not.

  32. BassBone

    I thought Gary was unmarried.

    1. Maycroft

      He is, because Marriage would endanger his loved ones seeing how he is Amazigirl.

  33. MR C

    is man-married like a bromance only with cake and rings or is it called a man marriage because it’s done on top of a dinosaur?

    1. Blob Marley

      Little of column A, little of column B…

      1. MR C

        I might just have to get in on that

        Brb gotta find a dinosaur

        AND CAKE!!!

        1. MichaelHaneline

          Close enough?

        2. MR C

          http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/003/617/okayguy.jpg

  34. Zababcd

    Some of the people who argue against gay marriage say the following: “It weakens the definition of marriage. If you start changing the meaning of marriage, it opens the door to polygamy, incest, pedophilia, and even bestiality”.
    Walky’s future marriage to both Dorothy and Gary the male dinosaur is proof that they are right.

    PS: Not really. One must be careful when conveying tone in text.

    1. Tenn

      Well, I’m all for interspecies marriage, but humans and dinosaurs? That’s necrophilia, and that’s where I draw the line!

      1. Joseph Harner

        ='( I know! I wanted me some of those little blue alien babies, but all I got was a star-child…

  35. RandomNameGen

    Was the T-Rex the man, or the guy with him on the T-Rex?

  36. LiC

    Hehehe… Man married. I don’t know why but that makes me giggle.

    Joyce has an oddly judgmental face in that last panel. Perhaps she be a wee bit jealous?

    Speaking of man married: Indiana hasn’t approved Gay Marriage yet, has it?

    1. Jackson

      Joyce certainly hasn’t approved Gay Marriage yet. That judgmental face can only get judgmentaler.

    2. Cathy Garrett

      Sadly, no. Indiana still has a law on the books defining marriage as between one man (however you define that) and one woman (however you define that).

  37. Yotomoe

    In his defense…I’m pretty sure that Walky spaces out like that every day.

  38. davidbreslin101

    The way Walky draws himself, he looks kind of like a character from this old webcomic called “Roomies.” Wonder if he’s a fan?

  39. chumpersonable

    MAN MARRIED

    Just saying it is about the manliest thing one could possibly do!

    1. Yotomoe

      clearly you haven’t seen a man divorce

      1. mrelegos

        What about getting Man Married to WANG FIRE!!!!

        1. chumpersonable

          That may be TOO MANLY.

          I believe that this is why Sapphire Fire exists.

  40. Mel

    I believe this is the most amusing round of comments yet. Internets for everyone!

  41. HMRC4EVR

    As long as Dorothy/Walky really happened, and it wasn’t some daydream in class.

    This is Indiana, not Dallas!

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      Who shot JR? (Joe Rosenthal)

  42. OmegaDez

    Charlie Brown smile! 😀

  43. Jenny Creed

    I didn’t notice until now, Gary is a tagged character. I bet everything Walky says will turn out true.

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