What a terrible fate it would be if you were a fifth dimensional imp and your name was Otto. Or Bob.
Tequila Mockingbird
I feel like the answer to that would be to take a leaf from the books of fairies and daemons. That is, go by a pseudonym and never reveal your “truename.”
Reading this old comic makes me kind of sad now, because it reminds me that Billifer actually did really like Asher, and she still fucked it up by being status-obsessed.
Sal says she learned to go through the windows at Boarding School, which isn’t directly learned from Asher but is definitely downstream of his influence.
I trust Asher! He’s figured out amazi girl’s identity and called in his family favors to help her. I think he’ll genuinely do good things and be a good guy, like, 95% of the time. He won’t ever get along with Sal, but I think he’s gonna be helpful to our protagonists the next time there’s an incident.
The worst thing we’ve seen him do on-screen is call the cops on Sal’s attempted gas station robbery, in order to get them off the trail of his gas station robberies.
C.T Phipps
I don’t think he did it for that reason.
I think he did it for fun because he was a literal child.
Fundamentally he’s a mobster’s kid, which makes him dangerous regardless of his intentions.
Plus, we know he’s not as out as he says he is, because he’s got a Motorcycle and Sal made it very clear that you are not allowed to have one of those unless someone is pulling strings for you.
I don’t think he’s all bad. Trying to get out from under shitty parents and assert independence is a theme connecting most of our main characters, but I do suspect Asher might end up being the one who doesn’t make it, who ends up falling back in with his family despite sincerely wanting to get out.
JBento
Fundie’s kids have been demonstrably infinitely more dangerous than mobster’s kids, but I can’t imagine the absolute shitshow that would go on in the comments if someone had unironically gone “get away from Becky/Joyce, they’re dangerous” in here.
It’s interesting to me that ya’ll seem okay with his lies. Is it because he’s kinda got smug bad boy energy and possibly feels bad about his misdeeds? I’ve never actually seen him feel guilty. Maybe Sal’s just a bad judge of character? Maybe he just wants to be Amazi-Girl’s friend? Maybe. I wish you Asher trusting folks sincere good luck. I’m sure he won’t let ya’ll down.
C.T Phipps
Asher is a murderer.
But the person he murdered was so awful that most people consider it a net gain versus a net good.
And that’s assuming Asher ordered it versus the cop letting him know.
dralou
I’ve always read that scene, the cop calling Asher afterwards the murder, as implying HEAVILY that Asher was the one who asked for the hit in the first place.
Why would the cop call him rather than directly the mobster-in-chief, otherwise ?
And that call is why I don’t trust Asher as much as I want to…
deliverything
An alternative explanation is that the cop wasn’t given direct contact with the person who actually ordered the hit, and Asher was simply a go-between.
That said, “just relaying orders” isn’t a much better defence than “just following orders”.
Freemage
This. I doubt Asher has the pull needed to order the hit, but he pretty clearly was the guy his family used to convey/confirm the kill-order. That marks him as a bit deeper in with the family business than he has been asserting.
BBCC
Correct. If he did order the hit, it just makes me want to buy him cookies and beer.
It, uh, would indicate ‘not as out as he might want to be’ though if he still has that authority.
JBento
Getting Blaine offed is deserving of a medal, not condemnation.
Regardless, I’m not even sure Asher would’ve needed to ORDER a hit instead of just going, “hey, you know that dude that does all the mob accounting? Well, he just got arrested for, among other things, murder, do you think he might spill the beans in exchange for a more lenient sentencing?” and letting the good times roll.
Proxiehunter
Or, since Asher allegedly stole money from his grandfather, simply pinned the stolen money on the accountant.
thejeff
Generally, even the boss’s grandson wouldn’t be able to order a corrupt cop to kill a mob patsy without someone at least checking in. If nothing else, it’s going to be noticed and questioned.
But, we know from the call, that Asher was involved. The most likely scenario is that he informed the family what was going on and was given authorization and orders to handle it. Which works for everyone: Blaine’s silenced, which both Asher and the mob want and Asher’s tied to mob hit, so they’ve got more of hold on him.
Jay
What lies?
Li
I mean, he’s lying right now? In this very strip.
I consider not telling anyone about Blaine more of lie by omission, personally, but AFAWK he’s never told anyone about his involvement there, and yes: he was blackmailed into helping Blaine by pulling the fire alarm that helped him kidnap everyone, and Amber would probably thank him for whatever part he had in Blaine’s death*.
* it’s not clear in the comic exactly what Asher did, we just see him receive a text confirming “it’s done” after Blaine was killed by that corrupt cop**.
** calling the cop “corrupt” because he works for the mob, Blaine was confiding in him and was surprised by the cop’s double-cross. Insert pithy commentary here about still being better than most cops or whatever, ACAB for sure, I’m just saying this guy is also on the payroll of the mob.
…also I like Asher and I’m rooting for him; I think the comment section goes a little too hard on him generally. But fundamentally the situation is this: he’s told Jennifer and probably Ethan that he got out of his grandfather’s business, and that’s obviously not completely true. Until he admits that he’s still “in” the life, he’s putting the people around him in a type of danger they didn’t sign up for.
Sympathetically, IMHO, but still.
Sirksome
I actually think most of the comments like and trust him fairly well. That’s my vibes anyway as a professional Asher distruster.
Li
Should’ve clarified: I think the folks who talk about Asher’s mob connection go a little too hard on him.
But also, that’s my own intuition. We don’t yet really have a lot of reason for thinking either thing — by which I mean… we haven’t gotten a lot of introspection from Asher, so it’s entirely guessing, for example, that he had Blaine killed because he was upset the kidnapping went down the way it did.
Proxiehunter
Where’s he lying in this strip? It’s Ethan who asks if he’s been here the whole time. I believe him when he says he snuck in through the window because the door was locked. Which is an admission that he hasn’t been here the whole time.
JBento
Ethan presumes he’s (jokingly) lying, but unless Asher picked the lock to get in he’s telling the truth.
Li
I… do not think Asher did either! I think he is joking, but also avoiding actually answering Ethan’s question.
I mean, I see a lot of other commenters taking him at his word that he scaled the building, but we haven’t yet seen him show any inclination towards Sal-or-Amazi-Girl-style acrobatics.
Sirksome
Well for one he’s lying every time he says he’s not in the mob. That will likely come into play when/if this Asher trying to discover the Amber and Amazi-Girl connection plot finally pays off.
More important to me are his lies of omission. Mainly that he’s integrated into the main friend group without telling any of them his part in getting half of them kidnapped. He’s even dating Ethan. I know he Asher excuses, I know he was blackmailed by Blaine, but if his excuse and motives are so relatable and understandable why hasn’t he told any of his new friends or more importantly his boyfriend? I think Ethan has a right to know that. It’s very odd to me we easily criticize Joyce and Dorothy for cheating but Asher dating Ethan with this secret is totally fine.
I think Asher overall is a decent guy, but I also just think he cares about protecting himself more than anyone else and that easily explains to me all the suspicious untrustworthy stuff he does.
I think the part that’s dark there is that Joyrothy’s gayness is about to break up Walky’s relationship.
While I’m thinking of it, here’s a prediction I haven’t seen anywhere in comments: the four of them decide to try being polyamorous, and it fails spectacularly with much drama, because Polyamory Is Hard. I will have such respect for Willis if he can make that story both believable and entertaining.
Icalasari
Yep, spot on
John Campbell
Ally, hell. I’m about 98% certain that Walky is bi.
This. He’s made a few too many jokey comments, from the above pizza offer to asking Ethan to feel up his ass to confirm its suppleness, he seems especially attracted to Asher…
“He’s just very secure in his masculinity!” He’s not! He’s extremely not. Walky was the point to Joe’s counterpoint about fragile masculinity back when he was insisting that owning multiple pairs of shoes is something only girls do, and VERY RECENTLY he panicked when told his longer hair was making him sexy in a less than hypermasculine way. Walky is just Not the “hetero dude so secure in his masculinity that he’ll joke about it” type.
So if that was what Willis meant to signal, oops.
(By this point, I’m sure it’s not what they mean to signal, but you could’ve made that argument once upon a time.)
Proxiehunter
Let’s not forget the time his reaction to Jacob was “We’d all hit that.” Now, the question with Walky is bi-male, straight trans woman, or bi trans woman? What he ain’t is a straight male.
Proxiehunter
And I think his worries about appearing masculine point a very eggy direction.
John Campbell
Walky is absolutely not a straight woman. He might be a bi woman. He might be a bi man. He might be a pansexual enby. He might be a lesbian. He might, just possibly, even be a straight man. But he’s been way too into Dorothy, Amber, and, in the other universe, Joyce to not actually be into girls.
238 thoughts on “The whole time”
NGPZ
pops outta nowhere like mr mxyzptlk XD
Tequila Mockingbird
Though his name is vastly easier to pronounce backwards.
Nymph
You got me. I said the first sound of it.
Tequila Mockingbird
Just spitballing, but I’m thinking REHSAR, let the “h” represent a more aspirated “e” sound… and also we’ll add a little trill. As a treat.
So it comes out as /ˈɾɛʰˌsɑɹ/, though why anyone would want to un-summon Asher is another question entirely.
Yumi
Last name backwards is Krap.
Dot
That’s significantly easier to accidentally say backwards just in the course of casual conversation.
Tequila Mockingbird
Holy christ I completely bungled that… his name backwards is REHSA, where the hell did that second R come from. D’oh!
Owlmirror
From the fifthr dimensionr, obviously, which is hyperrhotic as well as being hyperdimensional.
Owlmirror
bar-dumr-tishr.
tipr yer server.
AbacusWizard
British pronunciation.
Disastroid
Arsher. Arsesher.
Arshcestershire?
Effie
it’s pronounced arshtersher
Tequila Mockingbird
For best results, put on your best Sean Connery impression.
thejeff
For better results use your best Bugs Bunny impression.
Tequila Mockingbird
I like this. This shall be my headcanon. Many thanks to thee, oh friendly wizard of the comments section!
MyBlueBox
You got bacon on the brain clearly.
Whirlakitty
I was wondering where you were going with that other ‘R’ 😛
keithcurtis
What a terrible fate it would be if you were a fifth dimensional imp and your name was Otto. Or Bob.
Tequila Mockingbird
I feel like the answer to that would be to take a leaf from the books of fairies and daemons. That is, go by a pseudonym and never reveal your “truename.”
Amós Batista
Again??
Steamweed
I’m thinking he’s got some breaking-and-entering skills. Lockpicking, maybe keycardpicking.
Ian Clark
Reading this old comic makes me kind of sad now, because it reminds me that Billifer actually did really like Asher, and she still fucked it up by being status-obsessed.
JA
Did Sal learn from Asher or did Asher learn from Sal?
Thag Simmons
Sal says she learned to go through the windows at Boarding School, which isn’t directly learned from Asher but is definitely downstream of his influence.
Ophidiophile
Nah, all the cool kids were doing it.
Joe Moose
It happens!
Nono
Arms squished to your sides? That can’t be a comfortable way to phone-browse.
Needfuldoer
The alternative would be browsing on a phone that’s out of frame.
BadRoad
Not a whole lot of room in a college dorm bed.
IntangibleMatter
This is gonna be a chicken-and-egg discussion, isn’t it?
NGPZ
Eggs were around for millions of years before chickens
there solved it for ya XD
Clif
Yeah, I don’t know why there was ever any question.
Nymph
Not once I perfect my time machine.
Sirksome
It would be even funnier if you could trust him even slightly.
Amara
I trust Asher! He’s figured out amazi girl’s identity and called in his family favors to help her. I think he’ll genuinely do good things and be a good guy, like, 95% of the time. He won’t ever get along with Sal, but I think he’s gonna be helpful to our protagonists the next time there’s an incident.
Jay
What has Asher done that untrustworthy?
Literally everything he’s done outside of flashbacks has either shown his desire and drive to change or him LITERALLY BEING BLACKMAILED.
I dont understand the way people are reading asher
Needfuldoer
The worst thing we’ve seen him do on-screen is call the cops on Sal’s attempted gas station robbery, in order to get them off the trail of his gas station robberies.
C.T Phipps
I don’t think he did it for that reason.
I think he did it for fun because he was a literal child.
deliverything
Both reasons, according to him.
https://www.dumbingofage.com/2019/comic/book-9-comic/04-vote-for-robin/trail/
Thag Simmons
Fundamentally he’s a mobster’s kid, which makes him dangerous regardless of his intentions.
Plus, we know he’s not as out as he says he is, because he’s got a Motorcycle and Sal made it very clear that you are not allowed to have one of those unless someone is pulling strings for you.
I don’t think he’s all bad. Trying to get out from under shitty parents and assert independence is a theme connecting most of our main characters, but I do suspect Asher might end up being the one who doesn’t make it, who ends up falling back in with his family despite sincerely wanting to get out.
JBento
Fundie’s kids have been demonstrably infinitely more dangerous than mobster’s kids, but I can’t imagine the absolute shitshow that would go on in the comments if someone had unironically gone “get away from Becky/Joyce, they’re dangerous” in here.
Well, I guess Becky’s off the hook for that now.
Sirksome
It’s interesting to me that ya’ll seem okay with his lies. Is it because he’s kinda got smug bad boy energy and possibly feels bad about his misdeeds? I’ve never actually seen him feel guilty. Maybe Sal’s just a bad judge of character? Maybe he just wants to be Amazi-Girl’s friend? Maybe. I wish you Asher trusting folks sincere good luck. I’m sure he won’t let ya’ll down.
C.T Phipps
Asher is a murderer.
But the person he murdered was so awful that most people consider it a net gain versus a net good.
And that’s assuming Asher ordered it versus the cop letting him know.
dralou
I’ve always read that scene, the cop calling Asher afterwards the murder, as implying HEAVILY that Asher was the one who asked for the hit in the first place.
Why would the cop call him rather than directly the mobster-in-chief, otherwise ?
And that call is why I don’t trust Asher as much as I want to…
deliverything
An alternative explanation is that the cop wasn’t given direct contact with the person who actually ordered the hit, and Asher was simply a go-between.
That said, “just relaying orders” isn’t a much better defence than “just following orders”.
Freemage
This. I doubt Asher has the pull needed to order the hit, but he pretty clearly was the guy his family used to convey/confirm the kill-order. That marks him as a bit deeper in with the family business than he has been asserting.
BBCC
Correct. If he did order the hit, it just makes me want to buy him cookies and beer.
It, uh, would indicate ‘not as out as he might want to be’ though if he still has that authority.
JBento
Getting Blaine offed is deserving of a medal, not condemnation.
Regardless, I’m not even sure Asher would’ve needed to ORDER a hit instead of just going, “hey, you know that dude that does all the mob accounting? Well, he just got arrested for, among other things, murder, do you think he might spill the beans in exchange for a more lenient sentencing?” and letting the good times roll.
Proxiehunter
Or, since Asher allegedly stole money from his grandfather, simply pinned the stolen money on the accountant.
thejeff
Generally, even the boss’s grandson wouldn’t be able to order a corrupt cop to kill a mob patsy without someone at least checking in. If nothing else, it’s going to be noticed and questioned.
But, we know from the call, that Asher was involved. The most likely scenario is that he informed the family what was going on and was given authorization and orders to handle it. Which works for everyone: Blaine’s silenced, which both Asher and the mob want and Asher’s tied to mob hit, so they’ve got more of hold on him.
Jay
What lies?
Li
I mean, he’s lying right now? In this very strip.
I consider not telling anyone about Blaine more of lie by omission, personally, but AFAWK he’s never told anyone about his involvement there, and yes: he was blackmailed into helping Blaine by pulling the fire alarm that helped him kidnap everyone, and Amber would probably thank him for whatever part he had in Blaine’s death*.
* it’s not clear in the comic exactly what Asher did, we just see him receive a text confirming “it’s done” after Blaine was killed by that corrupt cop**.
** calling the cop “corrupt” because he works for the mob, Blaine was confiding in him and was surprised by the cop’s double-cross. Insert pithy commentary here about still being better than most cops or whatever, ACAB for sure, I’m just saying this guy is also on the payroll of the mob.
…also I like Asher and I’m rooting for him; I think the comment section goes a little too hard on him generally. But fundamentally the situation is this: he’s told Jennifer and probably Ethan that he got out of his grandfather’s business, and that’s obviously not completely true. Until he admits that he’s still “in” the life, he’s putting the people around him in a type of danger they didn’t sign up for.
Sympathetically, IMHO, but still.
Sirksome
I actually think most of the comments like and trust him fairly well. That’s my vibes anyway as a professional Asher distruster.
Li
Should’ve clarified: I think the folks who talk about Asher’s mob connection go a little too hard on him.
But also, that’s my own intuition. We don’t yet really have a lot of reason for thinking either thing — by which I mean… we haven’t gotten a lot of introspection from Asher, so it’s entirely guessing, for example, that he had Blaine killed because he was upset the kidnapping went down the way it did.
Proxiehunter
Where’s he lying in this strip? It’s Ethan who asks if he’s been here the whole time. I believe him when he says he snuck in through the window because the door was locked. Which is an admission that he hasn’t been here the whole time.
JBento
Ethan presumes he’s (jokingly) lying, but unless Asher picked the lock to get in he’s telling the truth.
Li
I… do not think Asher did either! I think he is joking, but also avoiding actually answering Ethan’s question.
I mean, I see a lot of other commenters taking him at his word that he scaled the building, but we haven’t yet seen him show any inclination towards Sal-or-Amazi-Girl-style acrobatics.
Sirksome
Well for one he’s lying every time he says he’s not in the mob. That will likely come into play when/if this Asher trying to discover the Amber and Amazi-Girl connection plot finally pays off.
More important to me are his lies of omission. Mainly that he’s integrated into the main friend group without telling any of them his part in getting half of them kidnapped. He’s even dating Ethan. I know he Asher excuses, I know he was blackmailed by Blaine, but if his excuse and motives are so relatable and understandable why hasn’t he told any of his new friends or more importantly his boyfriend? I think Ethan has a right to know that. It’s very odd to me we easily criticize Joyce and Dorothy for cheating but Asher dating Ethan with this secret is totally fine.
I think Asher overall is a decent guy, but I also just think he cares about protecting himself more than anyone else and that easily explains to me all the suspicious untrustworthy stuff he does.
Nymph
Interesting.
Pocky
yeah, he continues to be sus.
Donovan
I think asher should do more crimes
Steamweed
And be more gay?
Donovan
Always
Big Z
Honestly can’t tell if you’re back on the bit or not, and I love that for you.
Icalasari
That college is gay and I love it
Icalasari
…Me getting Walky for that is kinda hilariously dark, all things considered
bwooom
He’s an ally don’t worry about it.
Effie
I think the part that’s dark there is that Joyrothy’s gayness is about to break up Walky’s relationship.
While I’m thinking of it, here’s a prediction I haven’t seen anywhere in comments: the four of them decide to try being polyamorous, and it fails spectacularly with much drama, because Polyamory Is Hard. I will have such respect for Willis if he can make that story both believable and entertaining.
Icalasari
Yep, spot on
John Campbell
Ally, hell. I’m about 98% certain that Walky is bi.
deliverything
100% if there’s pizza on offer.
https://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/04-walking-with-dina/jim/
Li
This. He’s made a few too many jokey comments, from the above pizza offer to asking Ethan to feel up his ass to confirm its suppleness, he seems especially attracted to Asher…
“He’s just very secure in his masculinity!” He’s not! He’s extremely not. Walky was the point to Joe’s counterpoint about fragile masculinity back when he was insisting that owning multiple pairs of shoes is something only girls do, and VERY RECENTLY he panicked when told his longer hair was making him sexy in a less than hypermasculine way. Walky is just Not the “hetero dude so secure in his masculinity that he’ll joke about it” type.
So if that was what Willis meant to signal, oops.
(By this point, I’m sure it’s not what they mean to signal, but you could’ve made that argument once upon a time.)
Proxiehunter
Let’s not forget the time his reaction to Jacob was “We’d all hit that.” Now, the question with Walky is bi-male, straight trans woman, or bi trans woman? What he ain’t is a straight male.
Proxiehunter
And I think his worries about appearing masculine point a very eggy direction.
John Campbell
Walky is absolutely not a straight woman. He might be a bi woman. He might be a bi man. He might be a pansexual enby. He might be a lesbian. He might, just possibly, even be a straight man. But he’s been way too into Dorothy, Amber, and, in the other universe, Joyce to not actually be into girls.