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Confused
Posted on October 25, 2012 by David M Willis

104 thoughts on “Confused”

  1. Jen Aside

    WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

    1. Kernanator

      AFTER ALL, AMAZI-GIRL DOESN’T WEAR GLASSES

      1. AliaPie

        It’s the Clark Kent effect!

        1. fatemaster1

          Because they’re the same person after all!

  2. Plasma Mongoose

    But Amber looks nothing like Sal…

    1. Rognik

      Maybe if she took off her glasses?

      1. Bryn

        “But then she wouldn’t be able to see!” Clearly she can’t be Amazi… I mean Sal.

  3. Ryan Balis

    shit happens

    1. GrrArg42

      Tell me it isn’t true!

  4. Facescar

    Danny’s silliness knows no bounds.

    Say, where’s Amazi-girl when you need her?

    1. Blob Marley

      Ruth’s probably in her room drinking.

      Now I know some of you are saying “But wait, Amazi-Girl and Ruth have been seen in the same room together!” I know. That’s how fucking good she is at what she does.

      1. Yotomoe

        I’m the best at what I do. And what I do is get so drunk that you are seeing double.

        1. Scott

          So what you do is VERY nice then.

      2. Black Bumblebee

        Actually, Amazi-Girl was carrying Billie away from Ruth in a comic not too long back… so, obviously, Amazi-Girl must have been using a twin.

  5. Robbie C

    Yay! The blush is cute. She better confess or I’m going to be upset.

    1. the canvashat

      Confess? To what?

      1. Resne

        To wishing that senpai would notice her.

  6. David Herbert

    Surprised she didn’t face palm.

    1. Jon

      I feel like Danny’s thick enough that we’ll get another full comic of him not quite getting it. I expect the facepalm tomorrow.

      1. Groove

        Danny Danny Danny….this is why you’re essentially bottom of the favourite character pole.

        1. David Herbert

          Three more votes and Joe will beat him.

        2. Jackson

          It’s a totem poll.

        3. hmrc4evr

          I’d make a Visionaries joke here but no one would probably get it.

    2. Steven Fisher

      Man, nobody in real life actually facepalms that frequently.

      Except Jean Luc Picard. He’s totally real.

  7. jrgolden42

    IS IT TIME FOR BIG SECRET IDENTITY REVEAL?!?!

  8. addude

    Clark Kenting it at its finest

    1. Yotomoe

      You can’t be Amazigirl. She doesn’t wear glasses. And noone who wars glasses can just…take them off. That’d be nuts!

    2. Undrave

      Too fine methinks. Or Danny’s family name is actually Lane.

  9. Buckybone

    Dumbass alert!

    1. GrrArg42

      HEY!! My face is up here!

  10. Wonder Wig

    As Genie would say, Tell HIM the TRUUUTH!!!

    1. Yotomoe

      also if you could wish me out of this Lamp that’d be swell, kid

      1. Kernanator

        Man, I should rewatch that movie sometime.

    2. Pat

      But if the truth is that he’s not a prince, then Genie never granted his wish in the first place.
      That must be why he has so many extras left over for Jafar.

      …This may be off-topic.

      1. Reiku

        and wrong: New master, new set of wishes. Old master still has his left over.

        1. Pat

          Jafar got to say “I wish for…” three times. The Genie also seemed to obey him in general. Oh, and Jafar actually made four wishes; the Genie wasn’t able to grant one of them (Princess Jasmine falling in love with him), but Jafar thought he did, so…
          The Genie wasn’t willing to save Aladdin’s life, even though he liked him, without an explicit wish. Because he could only do something for him three times–but not for Jafar.

      2. Coru

        You know, that has ALWAYS bothered me. Dressing up as a prince =/= becoming a prince.

        YOU HAVE FAILED AT YOUR PURPOSE, GENIE OF THE LAMP!

    3. Rex Hondo

      Prince Danny, clueless is he, Danny Wilcox
      Thick as ten regular men, definitely!

      1. Leorale

        Just try not to face-palm
        He’s just so easy to con!

  11. Tom Speelman

    I’m getting a high Idiot rating from Danny.

    1. Jetstream

      So far zero people have seen Amazigril and recognized her as Amber. They’re all morons.

      1. WhiteEyedCat

        Or Amazigirl’s disguise is just so great that it cannot truly be captured on paper…or, er, pixels.

      2. David Herbert

        Well none of them really associate with Amber. It’s like in the Cinema Snob Movie. Craig got away with his disguise because the people he was trying to fool barely knew him in the first place.

        Mike and Ethan would probably realise who she was instantly.

      3. tahrey

        That’s because Amber _isn’t_ Amazi-Girl.

        I mean, what are you, blind? Or just stupid?

        She’s totally actually Walky in an genius-level crossplay outfit.

    2. Kernanator

      To be fair, no one else has managed to figure it out either. Hell, Billie thinks Sal is Amazi-Girl.

      1. Yotomoe

        Sal can’t be amazigirl. I’ve never seen amazigirl hop out of a window.

        1. Rule`

          Clearly, you’re forgetting this.

        2. Kernanator

          Exactly.

    3. Fannonymous

      There are low entry standards for this college.

      1. Whittier

        As a former student, I generally concur.

        1. desolation0

          As maybe a prospective student, I really hope so given my past performance.

  12. NCP19

    I like the nice flipbook of panels 2 and 4.

  13. Yotomoe

    Honest mistake Danny.

  14. Yotomoe

    The lighting in panel 3 causes Danny to look Quite Feminine…hmm…

    1. Crumplepunch

      Oh my, DANNY IS AMAZ- wait no, that’s stupid.

      1. Squidiggles

        So stupid it’s BRILLIANT! How do you ensure your enemies will never discover your secret identity? CROSSDRESS!!

        1. begbert2

          And DATE YOURSELF!!

  15. IPGComic

    Geez Danny it’s like I want to punch you every ten seconds.

    1. Yotomoe

      That’s yer cue, Mike.

      1. Mike

        No kidding.

    2. Tenn

      That line needs to find its way into the Mario franchise.

      Bowser: “Geez Mario, it’s like I want to punch you every ten seconds!”

  16. hmrc4evr

    The big twist coming up in Friday’s installment is as Amber is trying to reveal her secret Amazi-Girl.shows up…and it’s Amber too!!

    Calling it now.

    1. TPman

      Oh god yes, that’s perfect.

      1. Yotomoe

        Every Amber shows up. It’s like that one star trek or something.

  17. Aizat

    Danny, do I have to introduce you to my good friend, the Clue Sword?

    1. Kelly

      Upgraded from the Clue Bat and the LART, eh?

      1. Kelly

        I really like commenting here. I think it has something to do with Dina and dinosaurs. As opposed to my SP! avatar of Cyclops getting shit on…

        1. Tenn

          …his FAAAAAAAAAAAACE?

  18. Kernanator

    Danny, you’re gonna want to sit down for this one. Oh, you already are, that’s perfect.

    1. Yotomoe

      You’re not sitting as hard as you could be. I would like you to be imbedded in that wall. It’s for your own safety.

    2. Rognik

      Maybe something that he can’t easily fall off of. That ledge is pretty precarious.

      1. CWR

        It’s less that the ledge is precarious but that Danny is sitting on the ledge precariously.

        I’ll just go give myself a wedgie, shall I?

  19. Raen

    Dammit, Willis, if Amazigirl shows up now I’m going to have to reread the entire comic from my new perspective.

  20. Henry

    Guys, guys, new theory:
    Amazi-Girl is Faz!

    1. AJBulldis

      Kind of hoping Faz does show up in this comic. Maybe as faculty?

  21. wererat

    tell him.
    tell. him.
    TELL HIM!!

    1. Kernanator

      Tell him the TRUUUUUUTH!

  22. Liam

    Anybody else smell a friday cliffhanger?

    1. Whittier

      That userpic always reminds me of this mediaeval woodcut:
      http://www.columbia.edu/itc/mealac/pritchett/00generallinks/munster/india/page1080monsters.jpg

  23. John Madden

    Danny you doofus.

  24. Wack'd

    What does she see in him?

    …No, really, what?

    1. Crumplepunch

      Feeling smart all the time is pretty great.

      1. Wack'd

        I considered that too, but she seems more frustrated by him than anything.

    2. Kernanator

      Well, from what I can tell, he’s a fellow nerd that doesn’t creep her out…

      …That’s all I can think of.

      1. Tenn

        Also: he’s not gay and he has previously expressed attraction to her. And he’s not fictional.

    3. tahrey

      An enigma, wrapped in a puzzle, wrapped in a mystery, wrapped in a jumper?

      Stability?

      Y-chromosomes and a pulse?

    4. CWR

      I was going to ask if you had never just liked someone without having a solid rational reason for doing so, and then I realized something. There’s a…leveling effect in most comic strips in that most every character is averagely attractive – it takes something of an effort for the artist to draw a character in an unattractive manner. This works the other way, of course; I think that Danny may be physically attractive, mayhap in a slightly bishi way, making women with forceful personalities want to protect him – or somesuch psychobabble.

      So…she’s attracted to his looks, maybe?

      1. AJBulldis

        This is probably what initially got her attention, and the fact that he didn’t sleep with Billie because of her probably helped a lot.

        But this whole Amazi-Girl thing will continue to sour the relationship until she reveals herself. And when she does, hopefully he believes her and doesn’t do the “hilarious” thing and laugh it off.

        Or…he already knows, and is just kind of teasing her? Or trying to make her confront herself?

  25. Wynne

    Danny, don’t be a douche.

    1. CWR

      Billie, don’t be a hero.

  26. Herohatch

    Danny has great luck with relationships on that ledge.

  27. Pjotroos

    So the first coming out in DOA actually won’t be someone being gay? How’s that for a plot twist!

  28. Gordon Blvd

    oh, dont y’all know already? Danny is Amazi-Girl!!! Just like in Fight Club LoLz

  29. Deman

    Amber is not amused.

  30. 13thprotector

    Is he some sort of idiot? Heck, even I saw through the costume before she reviled to the audience, the only way she’s keeping up the shtick is because she isn’t well known.

  31. 00vortex00

    Why isn’t Dina lurking in the bushes… “I wanted to see what was complicated.”

  32. Bill Murphy

    Oh, I forgot about the Amazi-Girl storyline. 😀

  33. Redeyearchon

    Sigh I just hope it does not turn into one of those amber taking off glases infront of everyone and no one knows what happen to amber when amazing girl apears

  34. Paul1963

    Skipping to the bottom just to say, “Even the superheroine can’t believe someone who knows her in both identities hasn’t figured it out yet.”

  35. Avenger_Reloaded

    Someone needs a beating with a clue by four.

    1. hmrc4evr

      That pun is so horrible it’s wonderful!!

      You win the internet for today.

  36. hmrc4evr

    Here’s an idea I haven’t seen brought up before–what if Danny KNOWS Amber is A.G.?

    He could have figured it out and thought if Amber was compelled to be Amazi-Girl then he might get to know her better as AG vs. Amber.

    Then he’d reveal he knew her secret identity but wanted it to be her choice to tell him since that would be when Amber felt the most confident in their relationship.

    Jusf a theory.

    1. jeff

      or hes’s doing it so he doesn’t get reminded of his ex all the time.

    2. Jetstream

      Giving Danny too much credit.

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