Amen on the human bites thing, I’ve been bitten before and thankfully it didn’t break the skin/there was no tooth on skin action (I usually wound up being bitten through fabric) but a coworker of mine got bitten hard enough to break the skin and it got baaaad…
What do you do for work? I’ve also been bitten at work, but same about it being through fabric and not breaking the skin.
Doopyboop
I used to work with special needs children who had behavioral troubles. Sometimes the business provided special sleeves to protect against biting, other times if I knew I was going to work with a kid who would bite, I’d wear a jacket. What do you do for work?
Yumi
Similar, working in classrooms with kids with high support needs. I’ve only had a couple of bites, more likely to deal with hitting.
Doopyboop
Ooh yes, the hitting… I’ve personally experienced biting, scratching, hitting, punching, hair pulling, furniture throwing… although I’ve never had to get treatment for bites, I DID have to get an x-ray for my hand when a chair got thrown at me and I instinctually brought my hand up to block it. Thankfully I only got a bone bruise on my pinky, but that sucker HURT and doing paper work at the clinic when my injured hand was my dominant hand sucked major ass. Thank god for workman’s comp at least.
I contrast, I don’t clearly know when I first had sex. There was a long series of sexual acts with this girl over the span of high school, but at the time I thought it didn’t count, because it was with another girl, and also that it was wrong, because it was with another girl. It wasn’t until a couple of years later, while having sex with a different girl, that I realized I’d been having sex all along.
Ohhh!! Thank you so much for explaining lmao that is definitely it.
Lys
Nah, I was never enthusiastic about laundry. It was more repeated sleepovers with very affectionate good night hugs. You know, just gals being pals. No self-loathing and recrimination about our totally innocent cuddling, the need to keep it hidden, or our inability to stop touching each other like that.
Sharizard
Gah, is it rude to ask for more details? I want more details.
Not on the sex stuff, but more the relationship. Was your relationship still essentially platonic, or more you realised years later it was more romantic than you understood at the time.
Ignore me if i’m being a creep. I just love backstory stuff like this.
Lys
We were just friends who had irrepressible sexual lust towards each other, but we barely ever discussed or acknowledged it even though we kept acting on it, because our combined guilt and shame made discussion impossible. Like, what am I supposed to say when the girl who is undressing because she wants me to touch her keeps reminding me that “this is wrong” and “we should stop”? Should I agree? Should I disagree? Which one results in more sexy stuff? Which one results in less guilt? I don’t know! So on account of all that, there was no romance between us.
In fact, we had so little romantic chemistry that we were able to make it look innocent when her mother caught us in the bathtub together one day. I panicked and bailed, but my friend kept her cool and told her mom that we’d been play-acting like little kids so we were having a little kid foam bath, and she bought it. I know the mom had to have believed it, because otherwise there would have been hell to pay.
Honestly, the whole thing kind of sucked? It was like dying of thirst but only having a muddy spring to drink from. I wouldn’t recommend it. Better to have sex with people who think the sex you’re having is awesome. Best though is to be in love, everything is awesomer when you are in love.
As someone who has previously found Joyce painfully relatable but not as much recently, I’m not sure if I’m jealous or horrified that this is how some people reacted to their first time having sex.
nobody’s gonna be normal about it on account of this being Joyce but tbh, being real, if i had bite marks from a hot chick on my shoulder i’d be annoying and yap about it too
I wish I had friends like Joyce spouting stuff like this to me. I’m not even gonna tell them “phrasing”, just show me that hickey. At the least if they want to talk shop I’ll have someone to finally talk shop with!
I even have a fun hickey / ER visit story to share on our way to the med center.
i guess lucy didn’t say anything about it, or she would’ve toned it done speaking to jen. or knowing how jen was in the past, think she would’ve been fine iwth this kinda brag
Sure, me too probably, but I’d like to give both of us the benefit of the doubt that we’d do it NOT well within earshot of the the guy she JUST broke up with (or we broke up with for her, and not gently).
I would expect Zooble to either be a mega-screamer or the type who cums harder than you ever have or ever will and just says “Oh hell yeah, dude.” in a casual tone. Total coin flip.
ary
lmao I will say the latter is the only option that actually speaks to me
I’m too asexual for this, sex isn’t even that good.
DiDi
While I am not asexual, I do believe I might too prudish for this.
YourCousinJay
preach!
sex is a way to pass the time for when you order a pizza and beyond that it’s useless
zee
Shits overrated, sex toys are better and less gross than people if you need to get the shit done. I’m so glad my friends never wanted to talk to me about their sex lives, this feels so weird
357 thoughts on “Had sex”
Astariel
Those first two panels are exactly how I felt the day after I first had sex. This has got to be in the top five most relatable Joyce moments.
Also, you should probably get that looked at if she broke the skin, Joyce. Human bites can be filthy.
Doopyboop
Amen on the human bites thing, I’ve been bitten before and thankfully it didn’t break the skin/there was no tooth on skin action (I usually wound up being bitten through fabric) but a coworker of mine got bitten hard enough to break the skin and it got baaaad…
Yumi
What do you do for work? I’ve also been bitten at work, but same about it being through fabric and not breaking the skin.
Doopyboop
I used to work with special needs children who had behavioral troubles. Sometimes the business provided special sleeves to protect against biting, other times if I knew I was going to work with a kid who would bite, I’d wear a jacket. What do you do for work?
Yumi
Similar, working in classrooms with kids with high support needs. I’ve only had a couple of bites, more likely to deal with hitting.
Doopyboop
Ooh yes, the hitting… I’ve personally experienced biting, scratching, hitting, punching, hair pulling, furniture throwing… although I’ve never had to get treatment for bites, I DID have to get an x-ray for my hand when a chair got thrown at me and I instinctually brought my hand up to block it. Thankfully I only got a bone bruise on my pinky, but that sucker HURT and doing paper work at the clinic when my injured hand was my dominant hand sucked major ass. Thank god for workman’s comp at least.
Dot
I think Joyce is frankly virginal enough that she thinks a normal hickey might be infected
Pocky
she’s still struggling to not shower with them platform shoes, so I ain’t surprised lol
Astariel
That would be very in-character for Joyce.
Lys
I contrast, I don’t clearly know when I first had sex. There was a long series of sexual acts with this girl over the span of high school, but at the time I thought it didn’t count, because it was with another girl, and also that it was wrong, because it was with another girl. It wasn’t until a couple of years later, while having sex with a different girl, that I realized I’d been having sex all along.
Ray Radlein
You must have had the cleanest laundry in the world
Nymph
I’m confused by this comment, what do you mean?
deliverything
I’d assumed it was a doing laundry reference.
Nymph
Ohhh!! Thank you so much for explaining lmao that is definitely it.
Lys
Nah, I was never enthusiastic about laundry. It was more repeated sleepovers with very affectionate good night hugs. You know, just gals being pals. No self-loathing and recrimination about our totally innocent cuddling, the need to keep it hidden, or our inability to stop touching each other like that.
Sharizard
Gah, is it rude to ask for more details? I want more details.
Not on the sex stuff, but more the relationship. Was your relationship still essentially platonic, or more you realised years later it was more romantic than you understood at the time.
Ignore me if i’m being a creep. I just love backstory stuff like this.
Lys
We were just friends who had irrepressible sexual lust towards each other, but we barely ever discussed or acknowledged it even though we kept acting on it, because our combined guilt and shame made discussion impossible. Like, what am I supposed to say when the girl who is undressing because she wants me to touch her keeps reminding me that “this is wrong” and “we should stop”? Should I agree? Should I disagree? Which one results in more sexy stuff? Which one results in less guilt? I don’t know! So on account of all that, there was no romance between us.
In fact, we had so little romantic chemistry that we were able to make it look innocent when her mother caught us in the bathtub together one day. I panicked and bailed, but my friend kept her cool and told her mom that we’d been play-acting like little kids so we were having a little kid foam bath, and she bought it. I know the mom had to have believed it, because otherwise there would have been hell to pay.
Honestly, the whole thing kind of sucked? It was like dying of thirst but only having a muddy spring to drink from. I wouldn’t recommend it. Better to have sex with people who think the sex you’re having is awesome. Best though is to be in love, everything is awesomer when you are in love.
Felgraf
The sex was inside you all along! Wait.
Kim
xD! ✨
Lysbeth
The true sex was with the friends we made along the way.
Searcher
The true sex was the friends we sexed along the way.
Steamweed
The true friends were the sex we had along the way.
Steamweed
Put the things inside the other things!
Big Z
As someone who has previously found Joyce painfully relatable but not as much recently, I’m not sure if I’m jealous or horrified that this is how some people reacted to their first time having sex.
Astariel
In my defense, I didn’t actually say it out loud to anyone. I was just thinking it.
Big Z
So that makes a BIG difference — I didn’t brag out loud this hard to my FRATERNITY BROTHERS, in PRIVATE. 😀
QueenofSodor
nobody’s gonna be normal about it on account of this being Joyce but tbh, being real, if i had bite marks from a hot chick on my shoulder i’d be annoying and yap about it too
god forbid a doll do anything
nadamás
The autism yapping cannot and will not be stopped,
Dwampre Scorrigank
And should not
Dara
You know it was a good party when your nipples still hurt on Tuesday.
NGPZ
Speak for yourself! ?
Dara
I assure you
I am
Mitzi B.
You gotta brag about the hickeys!
Risky
I wish I had friends like Joyce spouting stuff like this to me. I’m not even gonna tell them “phrasing”, just show me that hickey. At the least if they want to talk shop I’ll have someone to finally talk shop with!
I even have a fun hickey / ER visit story to share on our way to the med center.
anon
i guess lucy didn’t say anything about it, or she would’ve toned it done speaking to jen. or knowing how jen was in the past, think she would’ve been fine iwth this kinda brag
Lee
Sure, me too probably, but I’d like to give both of us the benefit of the doubt that we’d do it NOT well within earshot of the the guy she JUST broke up with (or we broke up with for her, and not gently).
Astariel
Absolutely.
Doctor_Who
Amazing Digital Circus fans will understand that I had to.
IntangibleMatter
This feels mostly accurate except for I do not buy that Zooble would give impassioned screams. Doesn’t seem like their style.
Yotomoe
It’s always the ones you least expect.
Armadillo
You also forgot the crucial inaccuracy that Zooble has no teeth.
Jon
Depends on what parts they attached that day.
Taffy
I would expect Zooble to either be a mega-screamer or the type who cums harder than you ever have or ever will and just says “Oh hell yeah, dude.” in a casual tone. Total coin flip.
ary
lmao I will say the latter is the only option that actually speaks to me
Risky
I believe the consensus was that the correct buttons were pressed. I do not know if any rabbits were involved.
IntangibleMatter
I am commenting as a person who has had sex before! I’m commenting, and I’ve had sex!!!1!
brionl
I have had sex several times.
Many, I mean many times.
Dare
I’m having sex as a person who has commented!!
Pocky
How do you do, my fellow sex havers?
Kim
I’m a real good sex person.
I do it _all_ the different ways.
Steamweed
Now imagining Steve Buscemi saying just that, wearing cap, carrying skateboard, in a high school. Much creepy; very no-thanks.
Pocky
I’m glad we could share that mutual psychic damage.
Sirksome
Don’t trust bite marks….and you’ve had sex.
Nono
Joyce wasn’t this giddy after she and Joe had sex.
Doopyboop
To be fair, she didn’t even initially clock what she and Joe did as ‘sex’ until Becky spelled it out for her. https://www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/book-15/04-the-only-exception/fingering/ I’m sure if she went into it already thinking it was sex, she’d be just as jazzed.
Twinsword
Jizzed, you could say.
Doopyboop
She’s jizzed to fuck!
AbacusWizard
Guess what the origin of the word “jazz” is.
Azhrei Vep
Clearly it’s inspired by the classic music genre “Jizz” popularized a long time ago in a galaxy Far, Far away.
Acher4
She is truly a bit more giddy. (
But I do remember her being quite giddy enough to be:
“LookLookLook Sarah! I touched a penis!!!!”
(It’s butter… :P)
Donovan
Me too, Jennifer
Dot
Hater containment thread, kvetch below ⬇️
Dot
Idk if Joyce is really being especially grating here or if it’s just a nasty contrast from how interesting and deep Dorothy was being with Becky
Donovan
Yes
Donovan
I’m too asexual for this, sex isn’t even that good.
DiDi
While I am not asexual, I do believe I might too prudish for this.
YourCousinJay
preach!
sex is a way to pass the time for when you order a pizza and beyond that it’s useless
zee
Shits overrated, sex toys are better and less gross than people if you need to get the shit done. I’m so glad my friends never wanted to talk to me about their sex lives, this feels so weird
Nono
I think I still have leftover mild irritation from how Joyce has treated Walky and how she’s still gleeful about her own thing.
Dot
The others and specifically Billie here are giving her a lot of leeway because she’s Joyce but something has to give at some point surely
Coatl
And the most horrible thing about all of this is that she’s shouting it out with great care, with Walky right in front of her.
Tofusmith
On the one hand, Walky and Dorothy kind of did the same thing to Lucy. On the other hand, maybe they’re all kind of shitty about this stuff