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Dream
Posted on July 13, 2014 by David M Willis
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222 thoughts on “Dream”

  1. Jen Aside

    wow that was a hell of a night

    1. Camachri

      “She was with you until 3:06, and then she was with me…”

    2. Camachri

      Okay so now that the shock’s died down, speculation time. Walky and Billie are in the same bed for one of three reasons:

      1. Walky, in a bout of Dorothy-less confusion, stumbled into Billie’s room by accident. If Billie wasn’t in a rightfully awful mood, this could be written off as an amusing misunderstanding.

      2. Walky spent the night in his own room. Billie, looking for her one remaining source of comfort, visited Walky in the middle of the night. Walky was asleep and completely unhelpful.

      3. This actually is Dorothy’s room, and Mike’s being deliberately misleading. Billie found out about Dorothy’s exclusive rights to Amazi-girl, and in sensible Billie fashion, decided to resolve her conflict with Dorothy by sleeping in her bed.

      3b. Billie knew Walky would be in Dorothy’s bed, and in a sex-deprived haze was planning to proposition the two of them for a steamy threesome. Without Dorothy around, she lost the nerve and decided waiting for her was a better idea.

      1. Hoboturtle

        Or Billie was drunk and couldn’t remember which twin was her room mate.

        1. Camachri

          Man, aiming for Sal and waking up with Walky has to be the worst feeling ever.

        2. CJGrimm

          Poster on the wall over the bed. If its not Dorothy’s room, its has to be Joyce or Walky’s

        3. CarlaGriffin

          I’m guessing Walky’s since Mike, his roommate, is there.

        4. RandomGuy

          I agree with this guy, it is definitely Walky’s room.

        5. WaytoomanyUIDs

          Yes, but this is Mike we are talking about, the guy who puts the ass ass into asshole

        6. WaytoomanyUIDs

          In fact he’s such an asshole he does it twice!

      2. RevenantBacon

        I vote option 2.

      3. Shadow12000

        Unless Mike is just there for exposition, I’m pretty sure this is Walky and Mike’s room. The Dexter and Monkey Master stuff may also be a giveaway.

  2. Opus the Poet

    Isn’t that Sal’s bed?

    1. PopuluxeCowboy

      Pretty sure that’s Mike and Walky’s room.

    2. Wack'd

      Pretty sure Sal doesn’t have Dexter and Monkey Master sheets.

      1. tinfoil theory

        or sheets.

        1. TParadox

          Sal has to have sheets. Danny didn’t know right away that Sal sleeps “Garden of Eden style”.

  3. AgentKeen

    Huh, that’s strange, I don’t hear any waves…

    Y’know, cus of the shipping.

    1. J-Debs

      No ships here… also, by the look on Billie’s face I guess she’s the cocksmith.

  4. Plasma Mongoose

    Not sure if I should ship this…

    1. newllend

      Not this universe it just doesn’t feel right.

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        That’s the vibe I’m getting.

    2. Kernanator

      If it helps at all, I used to ship it.

      1. Leonou

        You were not alone in this.

        … If Dorothy and Walky weren’t so cute together, I would probably still ship Wallie ? Bilky ?

        1. Shadow12000

          Caramel Beer. When name fusions are dumb, make up a nickname.

        2. Leonou

          Thank you for sharing your wisdom (and great ship-naming ideas.)

        3. Opus the Poet

          Thi is a thing Due South Caramel Cream Ale and I hope that link works. Otherwise here’s the URL: http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/due-south-caramel-cream-ale/152009/

        4. gwalla

          Your name fusion options are Balky and Willie.

        5. Jen Aside

          How about Billingswalk?

  5. Tunaro

    Man, the things you do when you’re asleep…

  6. Silent Dawn

    It seems like some shit’s gonna hit the fan.

  7. Camachri

    NO BILLIE! YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT!

    … I THINK.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      Better than caramel? I seriously doubt it.

      1. Rosicrucian

        Have you seen Jacob?

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          I have to admit that I do like my chocolate better.

        2. Gadgeteer Smashwidget

          Why not have both? 😀

        3. I don't know what to put here.

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqc7CEE0ekE

        4. maxyai

          You got chocolate in my caramel! You got caramel in my chocolate!
          Hey this is delicious!

        5. Ocbrad1

          And an entirely new ship was born. Walcob? Jacly? Next Slipshine release? Could be…

        6. Anarchy 101

          Or Jal, since Sal is also caramel.

        7. Yotomoe

          Chocolate, Caramel, Vanilla. Why don’t you just get a Snicker’s Ice cream bar.

        8. Gadgeteer Smashwidget

          Twix icecream is far superior.

        9. JessWitt

          Snickers has ice cream bars now?! The caloric content must be ridiculously high.

        10. Gadgeteer Smashwidget

          it’s 500 Calories of ridiculous amounts of delicious.

        11. newllend

          How are those by the way?

        12. Betty Anne

          Good enough I had to stop at one, before I ended up weighing 8,512,643,790 pounds. 😐

        13. Lokitsu

          Because there’s already too many nuts around here.

        14. Kelly

          It is way too hot here in Seattle right now, so that sounds especially good.

        15. Karfsma778

          Heh, try Atlanta. Mid to upper 90’s every day, with 85%+ humidity. It’s like hell, but warmer.

        16. Silamy

          Born in Houston, grew up near DC, just got back from Auburn, AL, where I’m in school, which starts ridiculously early. I’ll trade summers with you -worst case scenario, it’ll be as bad as I’m used to.

        17. vonnegut

          You win with the “born in Houston.” I’m in Richmond now which has plenty of 100+ humid weather, but the three summer months I spent in Houston were like their own special version of hell.
          I remember walking outside and feeling like the air is literally pressing you down onto the pavement. It’s unreal.

        18. Ocbrad1

          To me, Dubai still wins the prize. I spent 3 years in southern Afghanistan, and at one point it hit 128 in the shade, but it was only 5% humidity. I went thru Dubai on one of my vacations from A’stan, and it was 120…with a humidity of 90%!! It was like being in a hot tub while walking around on the street!

        19. Sparks

          The problem is that places like Atlanta, the Mojave, Phoenix, etc., people have AC. Seattle is running low 90’s, and no one has air conditioning because “it doesn’t get that hot in Seattle”.

          So instead, you have people stuck to their furniture or wilting like plants that haven’t been watered, because you go to bed and it’s still like 86 degrees in the bedroom even after the sun’s been down for hours.

          I fled to Victoria, BC for the weekend, because it’s marginally cooler her.

        20. JaneDoe

          What are you talking about? It’s amazing here in Seattle! Then again, I grew up in the Mojave Desert where we’d be lucky to have only 100 degree weather at this time of year… 😉

    2. Tunaro

      Ruth -> Walky
      It does seem like sort of a step down the ladder.

    3. ianperiwinkle

      But you gotta admit; Walky’s pretty cute.

  8. MrSirk

    Mike was surprisingly helpful.

    1. newllend

      For a classic running joke yes.

  9. Rheinman

    Even if it never goes up on Slipshine, the details of the last night will definately be “Not Safe For Walky”

    1. SuperActionJackson

      This joke is underrated

  10. newllend

    That is way to much shit to deal with for reality.

  11. An Average Loser

    Wow, dreams do come true. . .

  12. Taigan

    Aha! Billie is the Dingdong bandit! She was trying to make Ruth notice her again!

    1. newllend

      THAT…actually makes since when you think about it.

    2. Camachri

      I think Ruth’s made it fairly clear to Billie that she doesn’t care about dicks.

      1. Taigan

        No, but she cares about keeping peace on her floor. Billie might be out to disrupt that.

    3. Kathleen

      10 Internet dollars that this is the post Willis says is “surprisingly perceptive.”

      Amazigirl is going to barge in and accuse Mike wildly. And then he’s gonna make her feel bad about it in Mike fashion. and Billie is gonna feel the extra double guilt, bc she is the bandit, as icing to go ontop of her already huge guilt cake.

      1. Kathleen

        Bonus points if AmaziGirl says something along the lines of “I’m getting things done” or “I’m just trying to solve a problem” within Billie’s earshot.

      2. Historyman68

        Amazi-Amber knows Mike, she wouldn’t accuse him without four contingency plans. She knows him better than that.

    4. Historyman68

      Maybe Billie and Walky got drunk and drew dicks together. Dicks are a lot more fun to draw with a friend.

      1. Leorale

        If there’s more than one bandit, that would explain the multiple dong-drawing styles.

  13. PopuluxeCowboy

    Billie does not look happy at all.

    1. newllend

      Nothing has change since we last saw her.

  14. ianperiwinkle

    OH DEAR OH DEAR OH DEAR OH DEAR OH FUCKING DEAR

  15. dailybrad

    Billy’s angry face makes this way funnier than it would be otherwise.

    1. Yotomoe

      “Fuck dude. I’m right fucking here. I’m gonna knee this dude in the groin”

    2. Jason

      Funny, or INCREDIBLY DISTURBING? That looks like someone who has snapped.

    3. Orangey

      idk it looks to me like theres a tear in the corner of her eye to me

  16. Heavensrun

    Dorothy’s up in the banner, looking down and wondering why Walky’s in bed with another girl.

    1. Tandel

      That makes this strip so much better than it already is.

      GLORIOUS!

  17. Kernanator

    …You have my attention.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      But did they have your erection? 😀

      1. Kernanator

        …Maybe.

  18. Yotomoe

    “I’m flattered Walky, but we both know that your girlfriend is not as pretty as me.”-Mike

    1. Gadgeteer Smashwidget

      I ship it and I don’t even know why.

      1. Leorale

        Mike is whatever you don’t want him to be, baby.

  19. MikeSpader

    This can only end in pain.

  20. newllend

    How drunk must I haft to be so I can wake up to her in the morning, I haft to find out no matter how much I get alcohol poisoning.

    1. Yotomoe

      I think Negative drunk. Look at Walky. That dude’s probable never touched the stuff.

      1. newllend

        Than I must have one beer than be had, which is just 1…wow what did he do last night.

  21. Ridureyu

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  22. EvergreenFir

    20 internet dollars says they did nothing

    1. Kodra

      all clothes are still on, so seems like a good bet

      1. Lawzlo

        All clothes are still on from the waist up, but we don’t know about down below.

        Am I the only one weirded out that Walky wears a shirt almost exactly the same color as his skin? It’s not quite the same, but it’s close.

    2. Gadgeteer Smashwidget

      10k nuyen says they did everything including Mike.

      1. Daddy

        You’re on, Chummer.

        1. Gadgeteer Smashwidget

          Wiz.

        2. apostateCourier

          I’ll take that bet, null persp.

        3. Dunkelzahn

          You have no idea how happy this subthread makes me.

  23. JessWitt

    What ‘ave we ‘ere? Tis a good ol’ fashioned nightmare.

  24. Flimsyfishy

    Nothing happened, clothes are on.

  25. Plasma Mongoose

    Well, they don’t seem to be naked, so that should ease his mind a bit.

    1. Ancestral Hamster

      Hey PM, are your last two gravatars Zetsubou girls? The current one looks like Chiri.

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        Yes they were and I have used a few different SZS girls as my grav over the past few years.

        1. Ancestral Hamster

          Thanks. However, until this past week I would not have recognized them as such.

        2. Plasma Mongoose

          I first watched SZS back when it was showing on in Crunchyroll back in 07 or 08.

        3. Ancestral Hamster

          It is mangas for me. Have not checked what Adult Swim shows here in the States. Adult Swim has shown anime in the past so it is possible a show like SZS might be on.

          On a lighter anime note, I did get to see a few episodes of “Polar Bear Cafe”. Yep, Panda is an authentically depicted panda. It’s all about the food and naps! 😀

  26. Rani

    SPIN THE FUCKING TOP AND GET YOUR PISTOL READY.

  27. Idon'tcarenomore

    And did you ever feel you surely missed something important?

  28. caesaria82

    I am more interested in why Walky thinks he’s in Dorothy’s room instead of his own, like, how out of it must he have been the the night before that he doesn’t remember which bed he went to sleep in?

    1. Jackson

      I find it’s pretty easy to forget where you are right as you’re waking up, and the feeling of someone next to him could pretty easily have made Walky assume he was with Dorothy.

      1. caesaria82

        I guess. I’ve been single for too long, I’ve forgotten how that feels probably lol. /sad trombone

    2. tinfoil theory

      He doesn’t think he’s in Dorothy’s room.
      He just hasn’t read today’s newspaper yet.

  29. Rani

    I just realized they’re in Walky’s room, not Billie’s. The scenario got a lot less surreal in theprocess

    1. saltchocolate

      Right. But this is a lesson in locking your dorm room door.

  30. Bill

    I don’t know what’s worse — waking up in bed with a girl and not remembering what happened, or waking up in bed with a girl and realizing what could have happened.

    1. Mike

      In this case, it’s the second one. I promise.

  31. GoogerGeiger

    Well, I dunno about whiteboards, but it looks like Billie is the Dingdong Bandit.

  32. Mike

    This is going to involve Danny and Sal.

    1. Jason

      There’s NO WAY Danny and Sal are in bed together, but the only reason I can imagine Billie not sleeping in her own bed is if Sal’s in there with someone. Jason?? Either that or she’s just drunk again.

      1. Jason

        Maybe she found Sal in there with Jason, but assumed it was Danny, and “wacky” hijinks ensue?

        1. xKiv

          Didn’t she leave that room specifically to give some privacy to Sal+Danny?

  33. Kennerly

    How do two people fit on a college bed without being on top of each other?

    1. Betty Anne

      It’s a tight fit, but it can be done, even if both of them are a bit overweight. /voice of experience

      Now finding SHEETS that fit the fuckers, without being too big or too small…don’t even get me started on the few pieces of bed clothes labeled “college twin.” DX

    2. TFielding

      I’ve done extensive testing, you can fit four people on a UW Madison dorm bed (which is Twin XL) without piling on top of each other. Which goes into my ultimate plan to fit 216 people in a dorm room. It’s mathematically possible.

      1. kimmibeans

        That is kind of impressive. I always thought 2 was the limit on a dorm bed, plus one pet or small child.

      2. Bill

        “I’ve done extensive testing, you can fit four people on a UW Madison dorm bed (which is Twin XL) without piling on top of each other.”

        Then one of two things occurs — [A] nothing or [B] the bed collapses.

      3. Random832

        For the ultimate goal of fitting as many people in the room as possible, wouldn’t it be more effective to put the bed up on its side?

        1. TFielding

          216 people sleeping in the room, but only 72 at one time. It would have to be done in rolling 8 hour shifts (One bed leaves every 27 minutes). It would require triple bunking and six sets of these triple bunks, but it is mathematically feasible.

  34. Betty Anne

    Billie, godsdammit. 😐

  35. Aris

    Please don’t make them do this Willis. Dorothy NEEDS Walky. Billie NEEDS to accept delayed gratification with Ruth.

    1. tinfoil theory

      indefinitely delayed

      1. Gigafreak

        The hope exists that the two will eventually reconcile and reunite, but… doesn’t it feel like that for a whole lot of relationships that never do?

        1. Aris

          It’s like you’re forming a fucking cult.

        2. Gigafreak

          Sithrak! The god that hates you! Let him into your heart. Blame him for everything!

        3. Gadgeteer Smashwidget

          +1 internet get! Oglaf references FTW!

        4. Opus the Poet

          To me they are the most hopeful couple in the entire comic. Both broken, both in need of redemption, and both desperate to make a connection with humanity in spite of professing to hate humanity…

      2. timemonkey

        We can but hope.

    2. saltchocolate

      Direct pleas for mercy to Willis are a waste of internet. He *will* destroy your hope.

  36. MightionNY

    What the…. why the Golgafrincham is Billie in Walky’s bed?

  37. Archivist

    This whole arc, man. I love this whole arc.

    1. David M Willis

      oh it’s a doozy

      1. Totally not a murderer in disguise

        There is no possible way you can update it fast enough that I don’t go insane from waiting. I’m caught in an endless cycle of Damning Thee and Praising Thee

        1. Maveric1984

          If you donate to the patreon, you get to see tomorrow’s comic today at noon 😉

        2. Opus the Poet

          All that does is time-shift the waiting, not prevent it. Just stop reading the web comic and wait for the dead-tree format if you can’y stand waiting between updates. Just give The Willis like $5K and say “Just send me the books because I can’t stand waiting for the updates on the web site, and a note when I need to send more money.”

      2. Tandel

        On a scale of one to “DAMN YOU WILLIS.” how much more hate (love) am I going to have to bear for you by the time the in comic day is over?

        1. nekobawt

          how much more? always slightly more than you can handle, upping the stakes each time. 🙂

        2. WaytoomanyUIDs

          IMO, so far this is more of a “What the Hell, Willis?” than a “DAMN YOU WILLIS!”

        3. Sam

          You will be successfully at “DAMN YOU WILLIS” by the end of in comic day. It will be implied to be for both love and hate at the same time. It comes with a complimentary bag of peanuts.

        4. Tandel

          Peanuts do reduce the sting. Good thing I’m not allergic.

  38. Gangler

    The depth of their sibling relationship really comes to light here. Billie’s probably spent more than a few nights at Walky’s house when life was rough and her own home offered no support. She came over, by the sounds of it didn’t even say what was wrong, and Walky was just “Yeah you can share my bed. You don’t have to spend the night alone.”

    Walky whose so socially dense he has trouble keeping track of who’s in earshot has that sort of wordless understanding with Billie.

    1. Jackson

      This is the best possible interpretation of events, and I choose to believe it.

    2. caesaria82

      I love this.

    3. Camachri

      Putting my money on this for Willis’s super-insightful-comment award. Gangler seems to be the only person to remember that Walky and Billie have known each other for a loooong time, and Billie’s running out of outlets for communication.

    4. Bibulb

      Honestly, while I didn’t think about the background, I totally had the same thought of “he’s taking care of his friend”.

    5. Tenn

      Yeah, I also think this is the completely correct and insightful one.

      The other alternative is Taigan’s (Billie is the Dingdong Bandit). It makes perfect sense, and Joyce being the Bandit is so obvious it might as well be a red herring, but the thing is, if Joyce isn’t the Bandit, then her overacting and general behavior makes no sense at all.

      1. Leorale

        It makes sense to me. The dingdong banditry upsets her a LOT more than it upsets anyone else, plus she’s already given to over-the-top reactions to almost everything. (remember when she gasped so hard she gave herself hiccups?)

        1. Leorale

          (it = Joyce’s overacting and reactions)

        2. Tenn

          The most telling for me is that she didn’t immediately jump to the conclusion that this was Mike’s doing. It would be the obvious assumption after his dingdongery yesterday; she doesn’t know that this doesn’t really fit Mike’s M.O.

          Even after Dina brought up Mike, Joyce seemed reluctant even to describe him as a jerk. It’s all as if she didn’t want him to take the blame for something she knew he didn’t do, jerk or not.

    6. Deanatay

      Dunno if they ever shared a bed before, but it’s definitely not the first time Billie has come to Walky for comfort. I imagine she’s been doing it all their lives. Probably with the same “It’s not like I like you or anything, just hold me while I weep” attitude, and Walky with his “okay, sure” attitude. It’s so tsundere (hope I’m not misusing that) it’s funny, and there’s not even any romantic feeling in it. Just two besties who will never admit their true feelings (friendship) to each other.

  39. numaron

    I’m having a hard time telling if Billie’s eyes are open or closed.

    1. Gigafreak

      They’re very wide open in both panels that show her face. Sclera and pupils are visible.

  40. Kathleen

    I don’t think her face is angry- it’s embarrassment of having been caught in this vulnerable position.

    I’m imagining Billie knocking on the door late at night and Mike getting super pissy and going to yell until he looks at Billie. Then he opens the door wider and gestures towards Walky who is still half sleeping.

    D’awwwww

    1. Gangler

      Think she’s just flushed and bloodshot from spending the night awake and crying.

  41. Mass Confusion

    In the words of the immortal JonTron (Because he has already began the process of becoming a hilarious cyborg) “Nope nope nope nope nope! So much nope!”

  42. John Madden

    datasayingohshit.mp3

  43. Rocketboy1313

    How in the world do two people fit on one of those tiny beds?

    1. Salmo

      College students, they get cozy. I’ve seen it.

    2. kimmibeans

      You’d be surprised what fits in those beds. It’s actually pretty easy to fit two people with a little bit of room left over.

  44. TimeLoss

    That is without doubt the scariest Billy face.

    1. TimeLoss

      Billie not billy, 1:49 … am tired :S

  45. Just Me

    Dorothy stayed up late interviewing Amazi-girl and writing up the article for the campus paper. She told Walky not to wait up for her. Walky goes to bed in his own room. Billie, somehow, ends up in Walky’s room and crawls into bed with him. Waly dreams that it is Dorothy next to him. Mike does nothing.

    If Walky and Billie weren’t didn’t already know each other, this could get very awkward.

  46. Gigafreak

    Billie continues to wake up in places that aren’t her own bed

  47. RickZarber

    Aww, I actually think this is really sweet.

    It’s indicative of how bad things are, and there’s no way either of them are going to be able to handle an honest conversation about it, but I’m glad she has Walky. She may not like him all that much, but she has said he’s like family to her; I’m glad that’s there for her.

    1. RickZarber

      …Smarmy Jason face SO does not go with tone of above post.

    2. Charles Fee

      I think you’re missing the implication that something sexual happened, considering she looks furious/is blushing and Walky thought he was with DOROTHY.
      Hopefully, even Willis isn’t so evil though

      1. nekobawt

        as horrifying and unlikely as walky/billie sex would be, i think billie’s mortified/self-loathsome at having sunk so low emotionally that she went to WALKY, of all people, for support, considering how much effort she put into displaying contempt for him (whether or not that’s what she felt about him, i mean; she might as well have worn a shirt with his face on it and the words “i’m not with this loser dork”). well, before she attempted to help walky see where sal was coming from, anyway…

        but having emotional needs and admitting to it is super hard, especially coupled with the realization that you have next to no one to help you with them, because you’ve been pushing them away one way or another.

      2. timemonkey

        Both of them find the idea of even dating each other repulsive, let alone sex, and they’re both still fully dressed.

  48. JimmyMcNuggets

    I can viscerally hear Walky’s voice rising in both pitch and volume right in the open O of “Nooooope.” It’s like a cavern yawning to swallow all hope and peace. It is the nope of destruction, the nope of utter ruin and despair.

  49. Keroshino

    Oh, Bother!

  50. saltchocolate

    Walky, we know you didn’t do anything! Dorothy will understand and believe you! (I think . . . . Wait—who am I kidding? This is college.)

    1. Paul

      More importantly, this is a webcomic by David Willis.

      …THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS.

  51. Erinaceus

    Well… damn you, Willis…

  52. Orangey

    I reckon they didn’t actually do anything and Billie was just looking for some comfort. She probably /tried/ to make herself feel better by attempting to sleep with Walky, even though I’m sure she would know what a stupid idea it is, but she’s been feeling so crap about herself she needs SOMETHING to make her feel better. Walky was most likely Walky and was half-asleep so nothing would’ve happened, (hopefullyyyyy)

    1. Orangey

      oh dang no, wait, totally forgot she thought sal and danny were hooking up. she’s probably just gone to Walky’s to crash as she has no where else to go. Hmmmmm

  53. CianM1301

    Yeah, they didn’t do anything. Billie looks way too pissed off. My guess is she was moping after a night of drinking, and sought the comfort of one of the only “friends” she knew she had.

  54. bastischo

    The comic is named “dream” so maybe Walky will wake up in a few panels next to…dunno,…… Sal maybe?

    1. nekobawt

      and then from THAT dream he’ll wake up next to a turnip.

      1. xKiv

        It’s a turnip surprise.

  55. Pyr05

    So close Walky. So close.

  56. KingoHrts

    There’s this interpretation, too. Walky is checking for his pants under the covers….and what he doesn’t see causes the “Noooooooope” reaction. Thus more problems.

  57. What was the question again?

    She’s just mad because Mike and Walky’s mom were making a lot of noise during the night.

  58. Deanatay

    Walky, when you chain your ‘nope’s together like that, the word ‘open’ keeps popping out at me. Dunno what that says about me.

    Be nice to Billie, she really had a rough night. Doesn’t look like she slept. And all for an imagined hook-up that almost certainly didn’t happen.

    Billie is definitely Willis’ punching bag, in this strip. I gather it’s usually Walky.

    1. Deanatay

      My bad, Walky doesn’t chain his ‘nope’s, just the commenters.

      1. Deanatay

        Aha! Just realized the caption does it! It was YOU, Willis! IT WAS YOUUUU!!

  59. showler

    This seems like an odd comic to publish on a day when the fans will have physical access to you.

    1. Gigafreak

      If someone kidnaps Willis, DoA fans would have until November 20th to rescue him

      I imagine that in those four months he would tangibly weaponize the concept of feels and slay his captor with a feels-powered sodomic deathray

      A butt beam of bawling

      1. gwalla

        The cartoonist has been captured by angry fans. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the cartoonist?

  60. 2K

    Oh, man! Oh, man! Someone will get angry so much.

  61. Angel

    wat?

  62. Jack Finch

    FFS Willis. You’re an evil bastard.

  63. demoneater

    *sighs* So when is the new NSFW Billie and Walky comic coming to slipshine?

  64. Sir Robin

    At least Billie is on top of the covers, but this would be a great time for Dorothy to walk in … and I am sure Mike has found a way to arrange that by now

  65. Bill

    Last time we saw Billie she and Joyce were leaving Billie’s room after Danny showed up; Joyce was going to class w/Ethan and Billie, who was already down in the dumps, claimed she was going to class also (COAS 122 — Fuck Everything And The Horse It Came In On).

    I’d love to see/know what happened that caused Billie to end up in Walky’s bed … and still madder than a wet hen, from the looks of it.  

  66. ColdFury

    What is Danny good at? Dan’ing *everything* up.

    I believe he has single handedly Dan’d Walky/Dorothy, Billie’s self esteem, Sal/Jason, himself/Amazigirl, and Amber’s self-worth in one fell swoop.

    All by sleeping with Sal. This is an amazing feat of Dan’ing it up, to the most amazing degree.

    1. Inarx

      Wait, he slept with Sal? I must have missed a comic…

      1. David M Willis

        he most definitely has not, no

      2. nekobawt

        missed one comic of them sleeping together and 3 weeks’ worth him freaking out about it, you mean

        if it had actually happened, i mean

  67. Kathleen

    I think Sal likes the novelty being friends with someone who doesn’t want to get in her pants. I can’t imagine that they’d sleep together now, especially since Dan said no thanks.

  68. advancecasette

    *patreon funding intensifies*

  69. Darnel

    Okay.
    I fully understand the human contact thing,.. and Billie KNOWS she safe with Walkie.
    I’m just surprise4d Mike doesn’t know she’s there and I really hope Billie talks to Walkie and Walkie actually gives her an ear to spew into.

  70. Minder

    …Are there people who actually assumed this was supposed to be sexual?

    1. Lamachine

      Yeah, I don’t get this. She’s obviously over the covers, they’ve been friends a long time, they haven’t shown any attraction to one another… Come on people!

  71. liahansen

    yessssss

    1. liahansen

      wait I made a typo in my email

  72. JustMeSurfingInaHotel

    Trying to find comfort from Walky is going to bite in Billy’s ass.
    Can not wait till tomorrow.

    And will David Willis ever going to visit (west) Europe??

  73. Never Simple

    Anyone else thinking that second to last panel Billie is wordlessly saying to Walky “Do you REALLY want to know the answer to this?” And thus Walkys last panel reaction.

  74. Bunk

    The last panel seems to me to be more like Walky yelling at his penis to behave because he’s in bed with Billie.

  75. Victor Riley

    Well, if Mike is there… looks like Walky’s Room… so Billie came running in all mopey, etc. Guess we’ll find out soon.

  76. Davethedavedave

    Must have been her COAS 122 homework.

  77. OmegaDez

    The heck? Did I miss a strip?

  78. Onion

    AND THERE HE IS, JOHNNY BRAVO HIMSELF. HE’S THE CULPRIT FOR SURE TAKE HIM AWAY OFFICER– er, vigilante..

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