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Congratulations
Posted on May 7, 2012 by David M Willis
More than 90% funded in two days!  You guys are the best!  

91 thoughts on “Congratulations”

  1. Ridureyu

    I saw the sound effects before reading the word bubble that said “Fart,” and was appropriately traumatized.

    1. Kernanator

      What, you thought that some eldritch horror was wanting puppies?

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        ‘Pull out your pups’ won’t have quite the same meaning anymore.

        1. Kernanator

          What meaning does it have?

        2. Khrene Cleaver

          Pull you your sweater puppies as in you bewbs

        3. Plasma Mongoose

          @Kerny: what Khrene Cleaver said.

        4. Kernanator

          So it does.

  2. David Herbert

    Looking out for the Amber look-alike. Even in this universe he cares… ish.

  3. Sensedog

    …That would explain the “method to his madness.”

    Still, why wouldn’t he have cashed-in on Joe’s betting pool?

    1. Yotomoe

      Mike has no need for your money. he gets plenty of change from your mom.

  4. Eric

    And I bet it was nugget fueled too…

  5. Plasma Mongoose

    Walky’s farts aged Mike a few decades.

    1. Kernanator

      Dear gods, what’s in those things?

      1. Khrene Cleaver

        You should be asking what are in those McNuggets…

      2. Plasma Mongoose

        @Kerny: Things that the human race is just not ready for, that’s what.

        1. dethtoll

          Up until a few years ago? Fish.

        2. dethtoll

          That was meant for Khrene. Oh well. Works just as well.

        3. Yotomoe

          Mcnuggets are PEOPLE!!! holds up Mcdonalds menu. IT’S A COOKBOOK IT’S A COOKBOOK!!!

        4. Kernanator

          The workers actually pulled Johnny out of his car and ate him! They eat people.

        5. Mrelegos

          [Takes cookbook and blows off dust] “How to cook FOR McDonalds Workers” Damn space dust.

        6. DagonXIII

          Wait! [Blows off more dust] “How to cook FORTY McDonalds Workers” Make sure to get all the space dust.

        7. Blob Marley

          That must be the old, outdated version. Because Walky clearly had FIFTY. MCNUGGETS.

        8. Plasma Mongoose

          They must be some huge ass McNuggets then, I am fairly certain that I can make a few hundred McNuggets from the average human.

        9. N0083rP00F

          Also de-boned chicken is used …. please not that de-boned does not imply free of bone …. just that it is ground very fine, sonicated and the whoole mess bleached so that it is “white” chicken meat ….. white does not mean breast …. As for the fish thing. Used for both binding agents as well as a flavorless filler [made the same way is faux crab] TMI at yer service XD

        10. N0083rP00F

          and I have no idea why my post was inserted where it was …

        11. Foxhack

          Meh.

          It still has more meat than Taco Bell and McDonalds. Combined.

        12. TheBenenator

          This discussion grosses me out a bit . . . since I’m a vegetarian.

          I prefer to not have meat in my taco. …that would be funnier if I were a girl.

      3. yeap.

        PROGRESS

    2. Yotomoe

      It’s going to slowly age him till he dies, then reforms, reconstitutes, rebirths and grows back into college aged Mike. That’s just how bad it was.

  6. Wonder Wig

    This is Mike’s cost for buying pajama pants.

  7. Yotomoe

    That’s going on the list of interesting bodily trivia I DON’T wanna hear about in the middle of the night.

  8. Bunk

    What? Mike hates Walky because he farts? Nah, not good enough. The hate needs to be fueled on something that not everyone does.

    1. Wack'd

      Mike doesn’t need a reason to hate. Mike IS hate.

    2. Plasma Mongoose

      It all depends on what the ‘fuel’ was for those farts.

      1. Khrene Cleaver

        College cafeteria food.

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          If cafe food is as bad as it is often depicted in the media, Walky’s farts will be weapons-grade.

    3. SkepticJ

      I think that it was the commentary on the gas that pushed Mike over the edge.

      1. Random832

        What kind of question is “[what] the hell was that?” if you _don’t_ want commentary?

        1. Blob Marley

          Because most people, I imagine, would be embarassed about it. Walky is almost proud of his failure to contain a fart. I mean, I would be too, but Mike would probably hate me too.

    4. Yotomoe

      Walky, rather than saying excuse me like a normal person, goes into detail of the kind of fart he just farted? there’s a reason

    5. Valdrax

      To be fair, I think I’d hate Walky too if I was in Mike’s place right there.

  9. Kernanator

    …To be fair, Mike can probably see how this will play out, in all its flaming, train-wreck-y goodness, and is trying to save everyone, including themselves, the drama.

    Doesn’t change the fact that he’s a dick, though.

  10. fellixe

    So there is a method to Mike’s madness, and it all comes out in the end.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      Walky’s rear-end to be precise.

  11. Daeva

    It’s okay Mike. You’re young. You’re still learning the finer parts of plot-making.

  12. Jetstream

    How is he not murdering Walky already? This is Mike for crying out loud. Walky should at least have been hospitalized once by now 😀

    1. mechaqua

      This is a younger version of Mike in an alternate universe, his hatred is still growing you have to give these things time.

      1. Slagathor

        Yeah…Mike always had a high amount of hatred, ever since he was a baby. It grows each second, seeking to destroy all life. Mike is Zeromus from final fantasy 4, but Mike can suceed in ending all life

  13. Brasca1

    There’s no maybe about it. What Mike did was maximize misery. Make Walky feel bad about being a slob and Dorothy embarrassed for liking one. Besides when has Mike ever done anyone a favor that didn’t involve getting some pleasure from someone else’s suffering?

  14. Ter

    Oh Mike.

    1. Yotomoe

      *quirky sitcom music plays*

  15. Uniqueantique

    I love Mike. While I don’t love Walky, he is as much a force of nature in his own way. No matter what Mike does to him, Walky will just fart, then describe it. As for Dorothy, she should just run…far far away.

    1. Yotomoe

      you make it sound like that’s walky’s fix for everything. aw mike gave me a wegie. farts* that was like when you eat lots of spagheti and you can almost feel the garlic.

      Walky’s underwear are now perfectly fine and snuggly in his pants.

  16. mechaqua

    aww Mikes giving them his blessing!

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      But how can you bless anyone without virgin sacrifices?

      1. Kernanator

        I dunno, but Good-aligned Clerics seem to do it just fine.

        Of course, the idea of Mike as a Good-aligned Cleric is impossible to imagine.

        1. mechaqua

          Neutral aligned clerics usually don’t need virgin sacrifices either. If Mike is a neutral aligned cleric,

          Though it wouldn’t surprise me if Mike’s deity was either is Orcus or Asmodeus depends if he is chaotic evil or lawful evil.

        2. ProjectXa3

          Okay, I say this out of curiosity and not horror: what the hell are you guys talking about? Because if it’s a video game, I want in!

        3. Plasma Mongoose

          Hence Mike’s need for virgin sacrifices.

        4. Kernanator

          Actually, are virgins really better choices as sacrifices? I mean, I don’t know about you, but if I was an evil god, I’d prefer a girl that actually knows what she’s doing.

        5. Yotomoe

          he doesn’t want virgins for the sex. he wants them just for the knowlege that they’ll now never have sex because of him.

      2. Erienne

        You can easily substitute virgins by adding eggs, baking soda, and an extra cup of brown sugar.

        1. Raiser

          Take out the egg yolks and substitute ten McNuggets and you can create a homunculus!

  17. Sodomuffin

    Did Dorothy’s hair suddenly get longer? I thought it’d been a week or two since the strip started, how does hair grow that quickly?

    1. begbert2

      Now that she’s going to be seen in public with Walky, Dorothy has started wearing wigs to keep open the option of plausible deniability later.

  18. Joe H

    Mike: still thinks couples never fart in front of each other.

    1. Jehosaphat

      Mike: Thinks his own farts smell like roses.

  19. Charles RB

    Mike was a hero all along

  20. Dave McCoy

    I know that feel, bro.

  21. GenericScreenName101

    I do not know why I am doing this but I am now questioning Walky’s knowledge of bodily functions. For there is no ad hoc scientific way to gauge how loud a fart would have been. For it is common knowledge the volume of said fart depends on the positionig of one’s rear in addition the internal pressure within the colon

    1. begbert2

      Walky got his knowledge the scientific way – he’s done extensive peer-reviewed testing.

  22. Cheredarenee

    …I think I may be in love with Mike…..

  23. Raine

    Not about the comic, but HEY! Congrats Willis! Pledges all done and through!

    *demands a Dorothy sketch*

  24. Thomas

    Panel 4 is probably Mike’s most sincere moment in the entire Willis-verse. He’s disgusted by Walky and he shows it. (But only to us.)

  25. Jackson

    David Walkerton’s Annotated Farts.

    1. Raiser

      *Brrrr-pt-pt-brrr* “That was one of those farts where you think it’s almost done, and you reflexively close up, and then there’s more.”
      *Pweep?* “That was a leaning cheeksplitter.”
      *Pwharp-baarh!* “Oogh. Shouldn’a had those tacos.”

      1. ProjectXa3

        YOU, sir, win SEVERAL free internets.

  26. Luke

    So is Walky starting to gain a Sal-esque Southern accent of his own? Every new strip seems to give his speech extra apostrophes and abbreviations.

    1. Crumplepunch

      New theory. Sal IS Walky.

      How did they appear at the same time in the motorbike scene?

      Simple. The Coriolis effect.

      1. ProjectXa3

        Dude. Your avi is PERFECT for that line!

        1. Crumplepunch

          It works for anything that I put in dramatic italics.

          For example. My explanation of the beach scene?

          The Van der Waals force.

  27. Krimson

    So THAT’s what Butt Tacos sound like.

    1. ProjectXa3

      …

      WIN.

  28. arjay2813

    is it wrong that i read that as conflatulations?

    1. arjay2813

      the image of robin with that question almost makes it better

    2. Arkadi

      I think it’s perfectly appropriate.

  29. Arkadi

    Sorry, Mike. Stick to being nasty, it’s what you’re good at.

  30. JA

    If you’re going to fart, just let it out.

    Of course, you should use some discretion (don’t do it during an interview, in an elevator, during sex, etc), but if you’re around just the guys, let it out and be proud.

  31. ThatKid

    Mike’s face made me burst out laughing in the 4th panel. Not helpful considering I’m reading this at 3 in the morning.

    1. DarkoNeko

      …same. 3:20

  32. Quitekaiser

    Is it wrong how hilarious Mike’s face is in panel 4?

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