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Reservations
Posted on January 18, 2014 by David M Willis

274 thoughts on “Reservations”

  1. Jen Aside

    YES WE CAN (do it)

    1. Tunaro

      You can do it!
      You can do it all Night LOOONG!
      (Guess who just saw The Waterboy~?)

      1. Aischylos

        We’re up all night to get WALKY
        We’re up all night to get WALKY
        We’re up all night to get WALKY
        We’re up all night to get WALKY

        1. Jeffrywith1e

          Mexican Monkey!

    2. matt

      suddenly a wild Joyce appears

      1. Darkproject8

        PREMARITAL HANKEY PANKEY!!

        1. That guy

          http://itswalky.tumblr.com/image/9239633712

  2. Tunaro

    Tacky as Hell, but i gotta do it: BOM CHICKAWOW WOW!

    1. Dorsilus

      dammit you beat me to it!

    2. Paul Indrome

      Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang!

  3. Geminia999

    And as soon as they say the rain’s not letting up, less drops start coming down

    1. David Willis

      The “camera” is closer, so you’re looking through less rain.

      also you mean “fewer,” not “less”

      1. Eromer

        Oh no he Di’int. 😉

      2. Dude

        If you’re referring to an amount of rain or a rate of rain, it’s less. If you’re talking number of droplet, it’s fewer. Either way, when I read this comic, I was like, “Oh, snap. Walky gonna get him some lovin’…and Dorothy, you grab some of that caramel man action, but if you break his dorky heart. Well girl, then we got problems. On the real.”

        1. Dude

          Or even droplets*, plural.

    2. Cephalo the Pod

      That’s just because they’re under a roof. It was the same in the last strip.

      1. David Willis

        I tried putting the full amount of rain on them in every panel, but during closeups it looks like they’re not sheltered from it under the overhang.

        1. Geminia999

          I guess the over hang just didn’t look like it came out far enough for the effect I guess.

          Also, have you considered redrawing your avi? It looks a bit outdated compared to your current style somewhat.

        2. David Willis

          you’re a real pleasure

        3. Geminia999

          Sorry 🙁

        4. I don't know what to put here.

          Your MOM is a real pleasure.

        5. Cragalanch

          For a nickel

        6. Psycho

          Behind a dumpster.

        7. Ross Vernal

          I thought you said “constipated” at first.

    3. Turbo Sexaphonic Delight

      Fewer, Mr. President.

  4. Rheinman

    Schwinging in the rain

    1. Doctor_Who

      What a glorious feeling, I’m horny again!

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        Thanks for the Wayne’s World/Clockwork Orange crossover imagery I have floating in my head now guys.

        1. Doctor_Who

          Aw man! Picture Wayne receiving the Ludovico treatment, and freaking out because now he hurls whenever he hears “Stairway to Heaven”.

        2. Plasma Mongoose

          Even this version?

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQuGub7yzpA

        3. brionl

          I see that, and raise you
          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTCYLbFxTpI

        4. Julez

          Boom
          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnd83xjNePQ

        5. nothri

          Thanks for passing that image on to the rest of us poor schmucks, Mongoose.

  5. Digglesworth

    Oh Walky so cute

  6. Wonder Wig

    You can literally hear the “sproing.”

    1. Yotomoe

      Boi-oi-oi-oiiiiing!

      1. Sageress

        [erection noises]

        1. Lego

          [Erection Intensifies]

        2. invalidbatch

          wow. such erection

        3. Just Cheeto Dust

          Stop. My penis can only get so erect.

  7. Thanks, I'll Have Another!

    AWW YISS MUTHAFUCKIN SEXYTIMES

  8. Resne

    Aw shit, get it Walky!

  9. David Herbert

    And then it turns out they’re expired and neither of them have their own stash.

    1. Yotomoe

      Wait…as a virgin I must ask…Condom’s expire? How does THIS come about?

      1. Jen Aside

        The lube dries up [ouch]

        Alternately: Same reason shit like BOTTLED WATER has an expiration date, to make you throw it out and buy more [though, some things don’t go “bad” so much as lose potency]

        1. Tunaro

          How the bloody fuck does WATER expire?

        2. Pocketdoom

          Mostly the plastic leaches into the water so the water develops plastic toxicity.

        3. Mr. Random

          IT TASTES YUMMY IN MY EYEBALLS!

        4. Max

          Huh, my understanding was that it had more to do with no longer being able to guarantee the integrity of the bottle/sterility of the contents. That said, I can’t even remember where I read/heard this!

      2. Doctor_Who

        Well, latex can get brittle and crack.

      3. Heather K

        Pretty much everything has an expiration date. An expired condom might not be as effective because the material is old, it could dry up, lose elasticity, rip, etc.

        1. lightsabermario

          Speaking of which, I recently had 10-year old pasta! It actually wasn’t that bad.

      4. Jon P

        In this case, it shouldn’t be a problem. The expiration date on (quality) condoms is quite a long time, which I know because of a weird story involving some friends. At a summer get-together in 2009, one friend jokingly gave my friend Liz a few condoms. Liz saw the expiration dates and said that “now she had a deadline” to get laid. This past summer, we were recalling the story and–though the deadline had not yet passed–she had succeeded.

        So yeah, condoms last at least 5-ish years. Any Amazi-Girl has acquired since the hold-up should easily still be good.

      5. insomniac

        Latex loses its plasticity and becomes more likely to wear, crack, and fall apart.

      6. I don't know what to put here.

        The condoms do, indeed, have an expire.

      7. Opus the Poet

        The latex in condoms will eventually degrade. We kept a bunch of condoms past their expiration date in a display and when we opened them to see what happened they stuck to themselves and tore.

        1. davidbreslin101

          …which is exactly how the baby in Howard Cruse’s comic “Stuck Rubber Baby” got conceived

      8. JK

        Condoms typically expire about 5 years from manufacture. The latex breaks down and they become more likely to break…

        Good practice is to always check the wrapper before opening, even if you know when you bought them and have already checked their box-mates a million times, just to get into the habit.

        Keep them in a cool, dry place etc, etc… use lube on the inside and out to decrease likelihood of breakage, never use spermicides, etc, etc, etc, etc

    2. Just Cheeto Dust

      …double up?

      1. Kennerly

        Double bagging just makes them more likely to break.

        1. Just Cheeto Dust

          Yeah, I was being facetious.

      2. Mr. Random

        Never do that. It actually increases friction on both, meaning they’re more likely to rip, than if you had only used one.

      3. Cybercat

        Never double up, that actually makes them less reliable. They damage quicker due to friction between the two.

      4. Led

        Hah, reminded me of that Scrubs scene with Elliot and Keith… “That’s it, I’m putting on a third condom.”

      5. David

        There once was a young man in Kent
        Whose tool was so long that it bent.
        To save himself trouble, he put it in double
        And instead of coming he went.

        1. Kelly

          I LOLed

        2. TheCerpent

          A randy young fellow named Billy
          Had a thick and elongated willy
          It flopped like a trout
          When he swung it about
          But it shrank when he let it get chilly

    3. saltchocolate

      Amazi-Girl would never carry expired condoms!

      1. WebComicGeek11

        Because she’s prepared for ANYTHING

    4. Jack Finch

      I’m guessing that unless she saved those from Prom night, Amber got ’em the day after Amazi-Girl and Danny visited third base.

  10. RandomRedMage

    Hrmmm…. Welp not that its any of his business, but, Danny would do best to stay away from this general location I’m sure he would suiside at that one. :/

    1. Just Cheeto Dust

      When you put it that way, people will want such an unfortunate encounter.

      1. Just Cheeto Dust

        …unfortunate for Danny.

    2. Blue Dragon

      If Danny arrived at this location afterwards, what would he think when he found the wrappers? They are clearly identified as belonging to Amazi-Girl.

      1. Tenn

        Ooooh, I didn’t even think of that. Hilarity may still ensue. And by hilarity, I mean horrible angst.

        1. invalidbatch

          you and i must have drastically different definitions of the word “hilarity”

    3. Reynard-Miri

      Um, I think that’s Dorothy’s dorm. So they’ll probably go inside first…

      1. Bill

        I think they’re still at the library.  That’s where Amazi-Girl made her zip-line-to-the-truck escape.

  11. Chico

    God, even on the run, Amazi-Girl is still a hero.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      Like Captain Falcon, Amazi-Girl also is able to prevent unwanted teenage pregnancies.

      1. Yotomoe

        Although Captain Falcon just punches them out of ya.
        (The most offensive joke I’ve made in a while)

        1. Baroncognito

          That’s not accurate at all: That would be resolving a problem pregnancy, not preventing one.

        2. Sageress

          That’s right. Captain Falcon prevents pregnancies by causing all men and women to forget their significant others and flock to him.

        3. JustcallmeSoul

          SHOW ME YOUR BOOBS!

        4. Rawr

          Imagine he had a cold.

          “SHOW YUR MOOBS!”
          /instant emotional scarring.

    2. Jack Finch

      Citizens! You appear horny. Do you require assistance?

  12. Alex Stritar

    Not like Amazi-girl will be using them. (Tomorrow’s strip, she is fighting evil bananas XD)

  13. Kernanator

    I guess these are Chekhov’s Condoms (a very strange brand to be sure).

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      You put them on your veiners.

      1. Eromer

        That just made me cackle

    2. shadowcell

      Chekhov’s Magnums

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        Wibbed for your pleasure.

      2. Corsair114

        Such one-liner.

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          It’s how I roll… one on.

        2. Heavensrun

          wow

    3. Shrugs

      Well if there’s a loaded gun in the first act, it must fire in the third.

      1. TacosForever

        lolololpenisjokes

      2. Kernanator

        Beautiful.

      3. John

        It’s Walky’s first time. He’ll be lucky if it doesn’t go off before the second act.

    4. J

      Chekhov’s is best brand! Whenever one is pulled out, you know it’s going to be put to good use! Come to think of it, I wonder if someone has attempted to use Chekhov’s as a brand name, yet.

      1. J

        Didn’t find any products. But this Joe avatar is rockin’, and TIL Anton Chekhov’s works are public domain and freely available online.

      2. Tenn

        Would be an interesting way to start a date. Casually take out a box of Chekhov’s condoms, put them aside (but still visible), then act as if they weren’t important.

        1. Tandel

          I… I could ACTUALLY see that working, depending on the date partner. My god it is glorious.

        2. Kernanator

          I think it would probably work on me.

        3. Heavensrun

          I see it backfiring, more often, honestly. Most people wouldn’t get the reference and would just see it as egocentric. Save it for dating Kernanator.

        4. fogel

          Isn’t there one of AC’ s plays in which the gun doesn’t fire?

    5. Lokitsu

      (Waits patiently for someone to ask what Star Trek has to do with condoms)

      1. Rawr

        Alright.

        What does Star Trek have to do with condoms?

        1. Heavensrun

          Look up “Chekov’s gun”.

      2. Kernanator

        No no, Anton Chekhov. You know, the writer?

  14. Lauren

    Blaine is watching

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      …you copulate…

      1. Tenn

        …in the billiard room.

        1. invalidbatch

          (with the candelabra)

        2. saltchocolate

          With the candlestick.

    2. Mr. Random

      Mike is watching. He is amused, but frowns to make you uncomfortable….. More so.

      1. Lauren

        Wouldn’t smiling make you more uncomfortable. Especially considering when Mike smiles….

      2. I don't know what to put here.

        The camera pans out, then quickly zooms in on a slightly different location.
        The camera slowly zooms on Mike’s face, grinning with sick pleasure, with the Terminator theme playing in the background. His eye is in full focus, glowing with an evil light, as the screen fades to black.

  15. Person

    Horizontal mambo
    Hiding the baloney
    Putting quarters in the meat wallet
    SEXXXXXXXXXXX

    1. Yotomoe

      The Horizontal Monster Mash
      Bumpin’ Uglies
      Hidin’ the Sausage
      Visiting Bone City

      1. PhysicsLB

        Passing the gravy
        Goin heels to jesus
        the beast with two backs
        copulation

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          Visiting vegemite valley
          Getting bibical
          Hanky panky
          Fornication

        2. Bill

          PRE-MARITAL Hanky-panky!!

        3. Kelly

          “Visiting vegemite valley” – Now hold on just a tick, I know those things taste nothing alike!

        4. Plasma Mongoose

          Visiting vegemite valley is Aussie slang for anal sex.

        5. merbrat

          http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/01-if-the-shoes-split/boffing/

        6. |Agent

          “Journalism”

        7. Tunaro

          Makin’ whoopie
          Playing doctor
          Conceptualizin’
          Fuckin’

        8. Mr. Random

          Knocking boots.
          Doin’ the nasty.
          Testing the sheets.
          Banging.

        9. J

          Ploughin’ the field
          Sowin’ the wild oats
          Fixing the plumbing
          Playin’ nekkid twister

        10. Just Cheeto Dust

          Something that sounds like a boot stuck in mud, only wetter!

          – Dave Attell

        11. Carlos

          Coitus.

        12. I don't know what to put here.

          Fucking.

        13. Cragalanch

          Intercourse

        14. Jen Aside

          “We’re playing hide the sausage!”

        15. guy in the bushes

          I’ll just leave this here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZpxaiNV_sM&sns=em

        16. Opus the Poet

          There’s no sex in Naked Twister (that happens after).

    2. Bill

      Mattress dancin’

    3. parkrndl

      the making of the beast with two backs

    4. TJ Baltimore

      Doodlin’
      Boffing
      Knobbing
      Slap-jackin’
      Bonky-tonkin’

      . . . We’re all makin’ up words now, right?

    5. Tahkuya

      Horizontal monster mash

    6. xKiv

      Ocean motion
      Roll in the hay
      Perpendicular hula
      Putting the bustle in the hedgerow (Shakespeare!)

    7. JohnnyO

      Smashing pissers
      The wham bam thank you ma’am
      The old in-out-in-out

    8. Jack Finch

      Submarine racing.

  16. newllend

    Remember kids Amazi-girl says always prepared to use protection. That joke would have ben better like 5 pages ago..

    1. Yotomoe

      If someone wants to have sex with you and doesn’t have condoms, that’s “No Good”.

      1. Just Cheeto Dust

        LOL

      2. Salmo

        If you don’t use a condom when having sex, you’re gonna have a baaad tiiime.

  17. RobHagen

    So can we count this as another win for Amazi-Girl? Her preparedness did make this possble. 😉

    1. Bill

      Maybe we should count it as a win for Roz.

    2. Reltzik

      We definitely can. The very last shot of her was telling them what to go do with themselves.

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        Well that’s sort of true… 😀

  18. Beachfox

    Okay, that is adorable as all heck out.

  19. Doctor_Who

    Walky has no reservations about this whatsoever.

  20. PatBaer

    Aw yeah!

    Wait… this is Willis. Oh man, we’re gonna see Danny tomorrow, aren’t we?

    1. Reltzik

      I dunno about scheduling strips (no pun intended) but I’m pretty sure that the next time we see Dorothy and Walky, they’ll be running into the fact that their intended consumation-location has a Walky-roomie in it.

      1. someguywithakatana

        Consumation-location sounds like the schoolhouse rock song all the kids had to leave the room for.

        1. Opus the Poet

          Sung to the tune of “Conjunction Junction”.

  21. Beige

    …calling it now. rest of the week is danny doing nothing – literally nothing – whislt this torments us

    1. Rawr

      Oh god, do it Willis.
      Just have a week of Danny sitting there, with the viewpoint just moving ever closer to his face, every panel, until you end up in an atomic universe, and zoom in until you find…
      Danny sitting there.
      Doing.
      Nothing.

      /on knees
      TROLL US HARDER WILLIS~!

  22. Geminia999

    Man, I just realized something. I feel absolutely nothing for these two. I mean, they are just really kinda boring. There relationship isn’t interesting, neither has really done much else outside of the relationship for me (heck, those events make me dislike them more such as Walky and Sal and Dotty and Danny). I mean, the best I really get from any of them is their relation to Joyce, but that is still Joyce holding that together.

    Man, I’m really going to miss shortpacked aren’t I

    1. WikiDreamer

      wait, what’s this about missing Shortpacked?! *just came back from vacation and moving.

      1. Reltzik

        Check Willis’s tumbler. The post in question is currently linked on the front page of Shortpacked.

      2. luxlucis

        Shortpacked is ending in about a year.

        1. Mr. Random

          Regular updates. More than likely he’ll use it for little rants on minutia of stuff. Like the equivalency fallacy thing with men’s power fantasy and sexual fantasy, and also the things currently going on in the Transformers franchise.

        2. nick

          I feel like Willis might just wait a year or so until people stop regularly checking, then post ten more story arcs without any warning and see how long it takes people to realize.

        3. xKiv

          I think everything will be linked on his tumblr and twitr (and whatever is modern by then) anyway.

    2. Kelly

      >they are just really kinda boring. There relationship isn’t interesting

      I gotta disagree there. I they are interesting, and I quite like their relationship. I dunno yet if they are my OTP for DoA, but in the running certainly.

    3. Galatine

      Really? Wow. They’re my favorite couple in the comic. I’d love to see more Sal and British Guy, but until then, I’m happy with this. Then again, I dislike Amber and Danny.

  23. GoogerGeiger

    They haven’t had sex before, have they?

    1. Doctor_Who

      I think they just shared a bed.

      1. Yotomoe

        I think Walky may or may not have touched a boob.

        1. Sageress

          And it may or may not have been his own.

  24. Mr. Random

    Walky slow down. Women don’t like it if you go too fast.

    1. Sageress

      Yeah, any faster and we’ll call you Runny! Hahahaha I am hilarious.

      1. invalidbatch

        or “early”

  25. T Campbell

    Boy, I couldn’t have failed to predict this arc any harder if I’d been deliberately trying.

    1. Just Cheeto Dust

      I would love to find out that Vegas has betting lines for this stuff.

    2. David Willis

      I see your predictions and I LAUGH.

      1. fudo81

        Now I’m curious, where are those hilarious predictions? I looked for them throughout this story arc’s comments, to no avail…

        1. Kelly

          Willis sees them in T’s mind!

          He didn’t make up Alien-granted super powers, he has them; his include telepathy and prescience (that is how he writes with a buffer and still confounds us). The ability to make bad-ass comics at an absurd rate is all natural, though!

          /headcannon

    3. Tahkuya

      im going to make a prediction…some one walks in

  26. Xerxes93

    I’m pretty sure McDonald’s doesn’t take reservations.

    1. Yotomoe

      That’s why he made them at Wendy’s.

      1. Kelly

        Should have made reservations at Dick’s. Best hamburgs *ever*. Also, innuendo 😀

        1. Bill

          Long way to go between Bloomington and Seattle.  And up to this point, the only person with a vehicle is Sal.

        2. Xerxes93

          You can’t make reservations at Dick’s, either, I’ve had friends who’ve tried.

        3. Kelly

          Yeah, I know. 😛 Awesome that they actually tried!

      2. timemonkey

        But what if Faz is in Wendy’s?

    2. Rex Hondo

      Not sure about the rest of the year, but White Castle takes reservations for Valentine’s Day.

      1. Bill

        And Walky knows about White Castles.

      2. Just Cheeto Dust

        I guess if you insist on calling it “Le Chateau Blanc” than he can say that the reservation was “at a fancy-pants place.”

        P.S. That should be “Le Chateau-Fort Blanc,” shouldn’t it?

  27. Jon P

    Ha! I was wondering when we’d see those condoms again.
    Seriously, though, that’s pretty tacky on the part of Amazi-Girl. At least she used sharpie rather than pen to label them.

  28. Bilfred

    hoo boy

  29. Reltzik

    If the alt-text is really a thing, we should be hearing about Roz’s gift to Billy/Sal’s room soon.

    1. Yotomoe

      It’s either for one of them…or both of them. THE MYSTERY.

  30. KingMabel

    I don’t like rain.
    or snow.

    I don’t like it when stuff falls from the sky.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      Especially unexpected white stuff.

      1. Yotomoe

        Like hail. Shit HURTS.

      2. AgentKeen

        Wait, are we talking about a situation needing the Amazi-Umbrella, or Amazi-Condoms?

        Cus’ the umbrella’s in her other cape.

      3. Rex Hondo

        Phrasing!

  31. Just for kix

    Years down the line, we see dorothy not being able to realize her dreams because she became a mother. Her anger towards Amazi condoms reach dangerous levels when she decides to become Anti-Amazi, a villain who is solely out to destroy Amazi-girl.

    dun dun dun

    1. me

      I’m 90% sure that if Dorothy had an unplanned pregnancy, she would get an abortion.

      1. Just for kix

        But my story has a super-villain and yours doesn’t.

  32. TacosForever

    …I hope they’re not gonna do it outside. In broad daylight. That could get awkward.

    1. Chadington Bear

      That’s just silly…it’s raining not broad daylight.

    2. sps48

      Outside is great!, though not necessarily broad daylight.

    3. Vash

      Well, not all that broad. It -is- raining.

    4. AgentKeen

      Dorothy’s fetish is exhibitionism.

      Walky’s is Mac n’ Cheese.

  33. AgentKeen

    Huh, I was actually wondering if the Amazi-condoms were going to show up again.

  34. Jenny Creed

    Stolen condom sex tastes better, right?

    1. Sageress

      What do you mean tas- OOOOoooh

  35. Shadow12000

    The Chekov joke made me laugh way too much.

  36. Sageress

    Woah there, Eager McBeaver

  37. Just Cheeto Dust

    Man, if this is a Tuesday night then his standards are going to skyrocket.

    1. John

      It’s a Sunday afternoon. Just FYI.

      1. Just Cheeto Dust

        Thanks, even though I decided to look it up anyways.

    2. Bill

      Maybe they should wait until Wednesday.  That’s hump day.

  38. KingMabel

    There are very few reasons to not capitalize on this wonderful situation

    1. Just Cheeto Dust

      Reason # 1: Faz is watching.

      1. Totz the Plaid

        Faz is _always_ watching.

        If you’re going to let Faz’s voyeurism get in the way, you’ll NEVER have sex.

  39. someguywithakatana

    Amazi-condoms needs to be a real brand.

  40. icelizarrd

    Regarding the alt-text, isn’t it “prophylactic”? Or is prophilactic also an accepted spelling?

  41. Dakhran

    Surprised no one’s said it…

    THUMPASPRUNG
    THUMPASPRUNG
    THUMPASPRUNG
    THUMPASPRUNG

    1. Maveric1984

      If you look below your comment, you will see that I tried to link to the comic about 3 minutes after you.

    2. Kelly

      Man of steel, woman of steel, bed of Kleenex was one of my favorite IW strips ever 😀

  42. Maveric1984

    I eagerly await the return of the

    (BTW, the Roomies/It’s Walkie/Joyce & Walky archives aren’t working. I had to find that page by starting at the end and working my way back. Here’s hoping It’s Walky Vol 1 is next on the Kickstarter list!)

    1. Maveric1984

      Shoot! That link was supposed to say “thumpasprung” and I can’t edit it!

  43. etybolik

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9eAzb-Yuzw

    I am a mature grownup.

  44. Peruhain

    Dorothy, corrupter of virgins . . .

  45. Epic

    Reaction close ups get me everytime.

  46. Drakey

    And suddenly the “gun” in Chekhov’s Gun takes on a phallosymbolic importance it never had before.

    It becomes…. Chekhov’s Vibrator.

    1. Maveric1984

      Ehh, while not as clever, I think “Checkov’s Condom” works better. Vibrators during sex are more a level 3 move during sex, and while Dorothy may be there, Walky is very much a level 1. He needs to earn some experience points first.

      1. davidbreslin101

        “Checkhov’s Dong?”
        (I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.)

  47. Farmer_10

    That last panel is the cutest Dorothy has ever been in the entire series.

    1. Leonou

      She really enjoys teasing her caramel-sculpted boy.
      Just look at how she smiles while her fingers are poking at his chest.

  48. Bill

    I’m figuring twenty seconds this time.  Good thing Amazi-Girl was carrying more than one package.

    1. Leonou

      Well, this time one of them has experience and can instruct the other.

  49. Sensedog

    For some reason I have enjoyed the Walky/Dorothy story arc more than most others. This has not changed. Thank you again, Willis.

  50. Water

    Looks like Walky and Dorothy are going to have an Amazi-time together.

  51. Vree

    (3 months later)
    “But…But we used protection!
    AMAZI-GIIIIIIIIIIIIRL!”

    1. David Herbert

      She is amazing, but her choice in protection is not.

    2. Kevin

      Makes a good news scoop… “How Amazigirl’s Defective Condoms Got Me Pregnant”

      “Super Heroes Good At Making Latex Costumes, Not So Much At Latex Contraceptives”

      “Amazigirl Contraceptive No Match For My Boyfriend’s Amazing Sperm”

      “I Chased Amazigirl And All I Got Was This Lousy Baby”

      You know what, the first one can be trimmed. “How Amazigirl Got Me Pregnant”

  52. saltchocolate

    Panel 4!!!

    Panel 5!!!

    [Cuteness OD takes out yet another DoA fan…]

  53. Pinja

    Dotty has needs 🙂

  54. Al Schroeder

    Wait. Chasing superheroes makes you…horny?

    Hmmm.

    Suddenly the behavior of Lois Lane and Lex Luthor…heck, half of Metropolis…suddenly makes sense.

    1. Baes

      Adrenaline is a hell of a drug.

  55. TJ Baltimore

    Licky-style!

  56. Phillip Wilde

    I said a-bang, bang, bangity bang,
    I said a-bang, bang, bangity bang!

  57. The Candyman

    And then a wild Joyce appears.

  58. Super Duper

    PRE MARITAL HANKY PANKY!
    PRE MARITAL HANKY PANKY!

  59. Volkai

    I’m not sure which is better, the comic or the comments?

    (The answer is YES.)

  60. Black Bumblebee

    The joke will later be that Amazi-girl doesn’t make great condoms… and Dorothy gets pregnant. Oops!

    1. showler

      I don’t think she made the condoms.

      1. xKiv

        And I don’t think they are made *of* her either.

    2. DSL

      Amazi-condoms only protect against criticism.

  61. Estron

    And thus it was that Walky became Walker.

  62. Sailorcake

    Just doing it in the rain just doing it in the rain oh what a wonderful feeling!

  63. Stirred_Brew

    Hanky Panky incomming

  64. David

    Cider house rules reminiscences anybody?

  65. madock345

    Walky in Panel 4 is probably one of my favorite expressions ever.

  66. nothri

    And much to the horror of Walky’s inner nine year old, was he infected with the Cooties in the worst way imaginable. Thankfully, the rest of him frankly didn’t give a damn.

  67. Aurora

    Well that escalated appropriately. 🙂

    1. Kelly

      Nice avatar for this strip 😀

  68. Toes14

    What’s the over/under for how long Walky lasts his first time? I’m gonna 2.5 minutes.

    1. Bill

      Not even that long, also as they say about the stock market, “past performance is no guarantee of future results”.

    2. Bill

      Link didn’t work — it was supposed to go here.

  69. The kid

    Lets hope Chekhov’s gun is firing blanks….

  70. Jimmy Joe III

    Aaaaaannnnnnd….Enter Joyce!

    1. Kurai Seraphim

      No, her name is Dorothy. Dorothy is the one being entered. Keep their names straight or you’ll confuse the others.

  71. Idon'tcarenomore

    They are cute. Wasn’t sure but guess they are at that.
    I love the rain. Take my daughter out in the rain (as long as no lightening) to play. Bathing suits or what we are wearing, don’t matter.
    Always loved the rain, and storms.

  72. Sam

    It hurts to see Walky sans Joyce for some reason… It just speaks to your webcomic-ing skillz that I still like it too. Thanks David!

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  74. Mo

    More like FANCY NO PANTS

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