By that logic, Vandalism isn’t a crime if noone sees it.
Big Ninja Jim
Which is why I only tag the underside of sewer lids. The Perfect crime!
Neospector
No, public workers can still see what you’ve done. You’ve got to go spraypaint the inside of the MTV studios to get the absolute perfect crime.
AckAckAck
MTV studios? I think you will run out screaming after seeing the reality TV casts without their make ups.
Sterling
You mean after seeing the reality TV casts WITH their make ups.
Lukkai
Seeing the reality TV casts from any distance with any kind of makeup or not would do the job for me!
Seriously, these series’ SUCK! HARD! I don’t understand why someone would want to expose themselves to this. I do with telenovelas, although I don’t like them. But all this Jersey Shore, Flavour of love and the like, I just don’t get.
Volkai
But then, when someone sees it (usually a few hours later) suddenly it’s a crime!
That was a proportionate response to an imminent threat from which the intended victim could not safely escape, ending upon cessation of the threat. Not battery.
Can you imagine what Danny is going to have to go through soon?
“Umm, could you not use that voice we’re having sex? It just reminds me too much of grandpa.”
This is, assuming, she’s using the Dark Knight batman voice.
Yotomoe
And that Danny’s grandpa is Batman.
Notebooked
And that Danny’s had sex with his grandpa?
…Danny’s had sex with Batman?
Danny is Catwoman.
Tan
But Danny is all man.
Which makes him Catman.
Which makes him Drew.
LockeZ
See, I would have jumped from “Danny has had sex with Batman” to “Danny is Robin.”
And then “Danny accidentally caused world peace while under the influence of Cadburry Cream Egg Cereal.”
Gargamel
See I always think of Ethan as Dick Grayson and Danny as Tim Drake or Jason Todd.
Are you implying that someday Danny’s going to peep?
Aras Pabedinskas
…Yes. Danny sneaks into the girl’s dormitory to peak at the women through the keyholes of their doors, getting an impression of a doorknob on his forehead when he rests his head against it. That is what I’m implying by suggesting to call him Danny Doorknob.
Roborat
Oh, I thought you were making a comment about the shape of his penis.
218 thoughts on “Compartmentalize”
Sensedog
Well, this storyline seems to have a happy ending.
Plasma Mongoose
But Happy Endings should not be performed in public, there are laws after all.
Broken Products
^Win
Plasma Mongoose
=^_^= Kiitti*
*(No, it is not a mispelling despite what it looks like.)
Ancestral Hamster
“I don’t care what they do, as long as they don’t do it in the street and frighten the horses.” ^_-
that bard
Yes! Think of the horses!
Sir Robin
I’m glad, this is my favourite pairing
Aizat
Mine too.
Josh
You people have no sense of adorableness.
Valerie
Your avatar makes you look so sarcastic. “I’m GLAD. D<"
AckAckAck
Well, she looks sarcastic because her dream man… stallion turn out to be an arrogant jerkass hahaha.
Jen Aside
AMAZI-GIRL TURNS TO LIFE OF CRIME
[very sexy crime]
Yotomoe
Public indecency is a crime, right?
Aizat
Not when no one’s looking.
Gaiash
But then it’s not really public is it?
Yotomoe
By that logic, Vandalism isn’t a crime if noone sees it.
Big Ninja Jim
Which is why I only tag the underside of sewer lids. The Perfect crime!
Neospector
No, public workers can still see what you’ve done. You’ve got to go spraypaint the inside of the MTV studios to get the absolute perfect crime.
AckAckAck
MTV studios? I think you will run out screaming after seeing the reality TV casts without their make ups.
Sterling
You mean after seeing the reality TV casts WITH their make ups.
Lukkai
Seeing the reality TV casts from any distance with any kind of makeup or not would do the job for me!
Seriously, these series’ SUCK! HARD! I don’t understand why someone would want to expose themselves to this. I do with telenovelas, although I don’t like them. But all this Jersey Shore, Flavour of love and the like, I just don’t get.
Volkai
But then, when someone sees it (usually a few hours later) suddenly it’s a crime!
Aras Pabedinskas
She already chose the life of crime, ironically, when she chose to become a vigilante. And having sex in a public space.
Broggly
She hasn’t actually performed any vigilantism. Citizen’s arrests are legal.
LockeZ
She totally stole a street sign!
ryan
in her first appearance, amazi-girl commited battery: http://www.dumbingofage.com/2010/comic/book-1/01-move-in-day/kick/
she is a vigilante.
Raen
That was a proportionate response to an imminent threat from which the intended victim could not safely escape, ending upon cessation of the threat. Not battery.
6Qubed
“STEAL HEARTS, UNDERWEAR”
Derek
I just noticed AmaziGirl teases her hair when she’s in character :p
Yotomoe
It’s so she’s harder to recognize. She also changes her voice.
Shobo
Can you imagine what Danny is going to have to go through soon?
“Umm, could you not use that voice we’re having sex? It just reminds me too much of grandpa.”
This is, assuming, she’s using the Dark Knight batman voice.
Yotomoe
And that Danny’s grandpa is Batman.
Notebooked
And that Danny’s had sex with his grandpa?
…Danny’s had sex with Batman?
Danny is Catwoman.
Tan
But Danny is all man.
Which makes him Catman.
Which makes him Drew.
LockeZ
See, I would have jumped from “Danny has had sex with Batman” to “Danny is Robin.”
And then “Danny accidentally caused world peace while under the influence of Cadburry Cream Egg Cereal.”
Gargamel
See I always think of Ethan as Dick Grayson and Danny as Tim Drake or Jason Todd.
Sir Robin
Maybe it just looks that way because it is hidden under a dinosaur hat normally?
Wonder Wig
Ah, memories.
John
Hmm. Is she saying that fighting crime gets her hot?
Aizat
Well, spandex and tights does get some people “in the mood”.
Bill M.
Hey, if it worked for Silk Specter II and Nite Owl II…
LockeZ
She’s saying that being a vigilante makes her feel naughty.
Aizat
New continuity and yet Danny still make out on the dirt.
AckAckAck
Well, he’s a down to earth boy……
xailenrath
(My piss-poor George Takei impression:) “Oh MYYYYYYY!”
Plasma Mongoose
(My piss-weak Steve Urwin impression): “CRIKEY! Ain’t she a BEAUTY!”
Yotomoe
(My shitty Tommy Wissau impression): So anyway, how’s your sex life?
Aizat
(My some what close Tommy Wissaeu impression): “What a story, Yotomoe”
Rachel
^A+++++++++
Aizat
(My piss-poor David Attenborough impression): “And here we see a beautiful mating ritual in full effect”
Kelly
well played!
Andiemus
My excellent Sean Connery impression: I have yet to be impressed.
Andiemus
Dammit autocorrect. Impreshed.
AckAckAck
I think your first autocorrect is right. It’s spelled “Impressed.”
Kernanator
Yes, but Sean Connery would pronounce it as “Impreshed”. Because he’s Sho Very, Very Shcottish.
Philippe G.
Bow chicka wow wow
JBO
So is she gonna keep the mask on during sex? And keep using that voice? Kinky.
Plasma Mongoose
Just close your eyes and think of Batman… 😛
Lucca
http://bit.ly/12ro0NU
Random Webcomics Junkie
Lucca looks disturbed by this image.
Lukkai
You’ve ever seen Dragon Knight 4-ever?
Aras Pabedinskas
I guess she can keep her “secret” identity as long as Danny doesn’t see Amber naked… while wearing a mask.
Aizat
And that’s highly unlikely.
Sir Robin
What are you implying?
Aras Pabedinskas
That Danny’s nickname should be “Danny Doorknob”.
Aizat
Are you implying that someday Danny’s going to peep?
Aras Pabedinskas
…Yes. Danny sneaks into the girl’s dormitory to peak at the women through the keyholes of their doors, getting an impression of a doorknob on his forehead when he rests his head against it. That is what I’m implying by suggesting to call him Danny Doorknob.
Roborat
Oh, I thought you were making a comment about the shape of his penis.
Makkabee
Danny Doorknob? Does that mean whenever he’s wearing a tie, it’s a signal that someone is having sexytimes?
Henry
He won’t make the connection. Remember. Amber wears glasses. It’s fool-proof disguise.
I mean, hey, it works for Clark Kent…
Sir Robin