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Curse you
Posted on January 19, 2014 by David M Willis

142 thoughts on “Curse you”

  1. Geminia999

    No trucks?

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      Just future monkey-business.

      1. Just Cheeto Dust

        And business is good.

      2. Reltzik

        TRUCK NOT MONKEY!

        ….

        I should move on to new material.

    2. Aeron

      I see toy trucks in their future…

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        and maybe some motorboats as well.

        1. Arkantos

          Haha, double entendre!

      2. metaceryn

        How about trains going into tunnels?

    3. ReFlex76

      – Well, *something* that rhymes with trucks.

  2. nothri

    Awww.

  3. David Herbert

    They’re getting all wet so if a roomie bursts in, they have an excuse as to why they’re naked.

    1. Doctor_Who

      They need to go to Dorothy’s room them. Her Roomie is Sierra, who I imagine would be pretty cool with this (Walky stayed over and we heard no complaint).

      If it’s Walky’s room, then Mike is going to be the obstacle. They’ll walk in and he’ll be in bed with BOTH their moms, and ruin the whole mood.

      1. David Herbert

        Would he have paid a nickel for each or both?

        1. Mr. Random

          Just one.
          It was a two for one deal.

        2. Leonou

          Because they’re cheap !

        3. Pope William T Wodium

          They were two for one at K-mart.

        4. carl320

          The Red Light Special.

      2. AgentKeen

        Or in bed with both of them, so that they fight over him until one of them marries him and they live happily ever after in Colorado.

        1. Anonymous man

          …or both marry him and they live happily ever after in Utah…

      3. Yotomoe

        Sierra would be cool with it because she’s the best character.

      4. Boom

        Oh, wait. Mike. Yeah. Mike would.

    2. Opus the Poet

      Well that didn’t take long. I was wondering how long it would take to point out that getting soaked would be ideal “cover” for being naked. Apparently just under a minute.

  4. Sentrythedefiant

    The next time we see Walky will be at least 16 panels of him grinning a stupid grin, ear to ear.

    1. Yotomoe

      And Sal will be like “SEE MY POINT? NOTHING BAD HAPPENS TO YOU!”

    2. Kiggy

      KWAAAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! XD

  5. Neek

    +1 Segue Double-Panel!

  6. Jay Eff

    “Cock-Blockin’ Rain” is the name of my new band.

    1. Tenn

      Cockblock rain
      Some stay dry and others get to fuck
      Cockblock rain
      If you don’t get wet, you’re out of luck

      1. Ocbrad1

        +1

  7. Doctor_Who

    Aww, sweet. Now what cruel twist is going to prevent them from consummating? Because you just KNOW Willis has something planned.

    1. Jon P

      One or both of them slips in a puddle and breaks their face.

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        I picture something more like this happening with puddles:

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq2DNu66AD8

      2. Flare

        You don’t need a face to do the skiddley-boop

    2. Black Drazon

      “Now what cruel twist is going to prevent them from consummating?”

      Subscription fees: http://itswalky.tumblr.com/post/73801759451/super-secret-project-revealed-tomorrow-10pm-est

      1. Kelly

        Signed up!

        1. David Willis

          sexcellent

        2. Calvin Coolage

          *snort snort*

      2. Keroshino

        Called it…all the way back to Dec 3rd comic coments section…

        Keroshino
        December 3, 2013 at 12:51 am
        “David Willis to draw porn on slipshine. Confirmed!”

        1. David

          Aaaah, the graphic pictures I adore!
          I like them more if they’re hard-core.

          What could be more fitting than Tom Lehrer’s “Smut!” here?

        2. Bill

          Maybe his version of “Be Prepared”?

      3. Davethedavedave

        It’s not smut without warning, now that we’ve been warned.

        Also, I wonder how poor Amber is doing right now. In the rain. Clinging to a truck.

      4. ninja_jesus

        DAMN YOU WILLIS! Now I must get a subscription to PORN PORN PORN.

      5. Jen

        I need to start following the Tumblr. I’m missing stuff!

  8. Plasma Mongoose

    Scenery porn!

    1. Just Cheeto Dust

      As a precursor to regular porn! (on Tumblr)

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        You mean something like this?

        http://itswalky.tumblr.com/image/73773168268

        Safe for work.

        1. Just Cheeto Dust

          More like this.

          (Also safe for work. However, the image link on that page is not.)

  9. RandomRedMage

    Walky has Dorothy all wet… and nothing sexual has happened yet

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      Armed with Amazi-condoms, Walky is set…

    2. LordHaw

      He’s gonna get lovin’ I bet, I bet!

    3. Yotomoe

      It’ll be a decision they won’t regret!

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        But if he knocks her up, she will take him to the vet.

        1. LiaHansen

          wat

  10. Gram91

    Knowing Willis, something is bound to cockblock Walky at some point.

    1. Zakrael

      The 17 pages of canonical pornography that Willis has put up on Slipshine seem to suggest otherwise.

  11. Kernanator

    I hate getting wet. Even just a little bit. Whenever it rains, I will make every excuse to stay inside, and if I have to go out, I will bundle up in thick clothing.

    What I’m getting at is I think Dorothy is weird.

    1. Ikaru

      Very apt avatar for that. XD

    2. Plasma Mongoose

      It used to not bother me, getting wet that is, but as I got older, I find it more annoying these days.

      1. Yotomoe

        Me too actually. Rain is a jerk, Dotty. And your approval rating will suffer until you agree.

        1. Dante

          I have no problems with the rain. <.<;

    3. Bill

      Walky, you have changed a lot in a couple of weeks.

  12. Ikaru

    Can’t stop the rain~

    1. KingMabel

      You can’t stop the thunda bolt!

    2. Plasma Mongoose

      and you cant stop it falling on the plane.

      1. Animal

        Or even on the plain.

  13. Alex

    We’re baaaaaaanging in the raaaaaaain!

  14. Alex Stritar

    Daww, that’s so cute.

  15. saltchocolate

    “Baby, I-I-I can’t wait!”

    Nu Shooz style. Dorothy’s new theme song.

  16. Mr. Random

    I’ve done this before. It is quite fun.

  17. Marc in MN

    Aww…. Young love. Running hand-in-hand in the rain.

    Excuse me a moment…

    *Blaaaaaaargh*

    Now I feel better. =P

  18. Demon-Something

    So Dorothy likes getting caught in the rain. But does she like piña coladas?

    1. Dante

      That comment took longer to happen than I thought it would.

    2. Ironbillie

      Only in summer time.

  19. timemonkey

    Next page Joyce feels a disturbance. She doesn’t know what it is but all shall burn.

    1. Yotomoe

      And she asks for Billies assistance so she can STAB EVERYTHING.

      1. The Candyman

        And then she gets Mike to punch Walky and Dorothy for being sinful. Which he was going to do anyway, but now The Lord is on his side.

  20. GoogerGeiger

    You guys just got pwned by Amazi-girl, and you want to use HER condoms?! What if she planned for you to acquire them? What if she poked holes in them?

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      TThen I guess there might be nougat babies in their future.

    2. Bill

      I think they’re good.  Amber seemed rather … hesitant when shown the condoms originally.  If these had been ‘altered’ with malice aforethought one would think she would have had a cover story prepared and been more adept in delivering it.

      Not to mention simple examination of the package would reveal any possible pinholes.

    3. Yotomoe

      Why would one sabotage her own tools?

      1. Mr. Random

        How elaborate a scene do you want. Simple, complex, or short story length?

        1. ninja_jesus

          All!

        2. Mr. Random

          Simple: She did it to save the world. That’s it. You want more?
          Complex: In order to save the world, he future self came back in order to create a time loop without the knowledge of her present self. By poking holes in the condoms, she would knowingly be adding a Walkerton into the future. Amazi-girl nor Amber would see Dorothy, as she was accepted to Harvard in two weeks time. She would decide to leave immediately, and while Walky was sad, would understand. Once Dorothy arrived, she realized she was pregnant. Unsure of how to handle this, and sure that it would reflect badly on her if it ever reached the light of day, she panicked. And that is when Ms. Future comes into the story. Again. Promising safety and secrecy, a deal is struck to throw her nine months into the past. Dorothy, unsure, accepts, knowing of no other sane options. She loses nine months of her life, and struggles with the dilemma of either raising the child, or going after her dreams. Eventually, in the dead of night, after she gives birth, she falls into a deep sleep, exhausted. She still does not know what to do. Amazi-girl steals the child, and Dorothy’s decision away from her. Taking the long route, Amazi-girl raises the child to be the ultimate warrior. And years later. When the war is raging, and the Emperor known only as M. Laughs like an asshole over the world, he grips Amazi-girl, and whispers. You failed. Before the final blow could be struck, she threw open a portal in time, and flew into the past. From the shadows, emerged a frail old Amazi-girl. And a young boy, named Bobby. Bobby Walkerton. The battle rages for a day and a half. Until, finally, Bobby is victorious. M is defeated. Yet, his generals still remained. During the day and a half of his occupation, Amazi-girl was given enough time to finally orchestrate the most brilliant, multiple assassination of all time. Slaying all of the Five Cent Generals, within a single minute. A single second.
          Tired, she collapses. And slowly, dies. A smile on her face. The future is safe.
          There are many details, here I will not mention. Those will come in the Short story version. Which may or may not ever happen. But if it does, it will be glorious.
          GLORIOUS!
          (gorious.)

          Short Story Version:…

        3. ninja_jesus

          Sweet deal. Thanks for taking the time to write out this much. 🙂

  21. Minivet

    She likes rainy days
    I never cared for a rainy day
    But she likes rainy days
    And that’s my weakness now!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qju4tXpPoIo

    1. Leonou

      Tell me about the rain, not about the fine weather,
      Fine weather sicks me and sets my teeth on edge.
      Blue Skies get on my nerves
      For the greatest love I’ve had on earth
      I owe it to the bad weather, I owe it to Jupiter
      It struck me like a thunderbolt from a stormy sky.

  22. Spliced

    She’s not gonna like the rain when she’s totally blind from it hitting her glasses.

    Then again, maybe she has those acuview lenses?

    1. Bill

      Speaking as a person who wears glasses, let me assure you that this is a problem that is easily resolved.

      1. Ken

        As a person who wears glasses and needs to take them off in the rain, how do you resolve this problem? I MUST KNOW.

      2. Bill

        Treat ’em with Rain-X.  Or wear a hat with a brim the correct way, with the brim facing front.

        Or just leave ’em off.  I’m nearsighted — so much so that I don’t need them for closeup work like at the keyboard right now — but not so bad that I can’t recognize objects at a distance.  I could see, for example. someone crossing the street or an oncoming car; I just wouldn’t be able to read a license number or visually identify the person.

  23. Pyr05

    Doin’ it… in the raaaaiiiiiin!

  24. Iggzy

    I had a girlfriend once who “liked the rain”. I don’t think I ever took such a interest in a storm front before then nor since.

  25. Sock

    Water…whatever floats your boat.

    …and that particular kink usually does!

  26. Kennerly

    Rain is awesome, as long as it isn’t too cold.

    1. Ironbillie

      And gives the the perfect reason to strip down even faster.

  27. Metaceryn

    It’s like raaaaaaiiin, when you’re goin’ to get laid,
    It’s the sexy tiiiiime, when your headline ran away,
    It’s the hanky-panky that just couldn’t wait,
    But wrap it up or else…it’s babies….

  28. LockeZ

    It — It’s the rain. The storm we all have to endure. We hate it, but it’s every drop that runs down your face that traces out who you are, your shape. The storm shows me so much right now. I accept all I see. You are beautiful.
    It’s the world that’s ugly.

    1. Bill

      I am going to copy and save this — even though it came from a webcomic.  One of life’s great truths.

  29. Darnel

    Poor slob,..

  30. Relynn

    There’s a glitch in the matrix! They were at Wells and I think headed toward Read, but it looks like they’re running from Ballantine to Woodburn, and the clock is missing.

    I feel like such an ass typing this. I’m sure you realized it. I mean it in good fun and poking fun at myself for noticing.

    1. David Willis

      They are on North Jordan Avenue, just south of the library.

      1. Volkai

        I love that this level of detail exists.

        Have I mentioned that this comic (not this particular strip but the comic in general) makes me want to move back to Bloomington?

        It does.

  31. hof1991

    Backing up a little, what does it say about AG that she brands her condoms. I mean, that already have a brand name on them. It shows a commitment to her hero identity that is pretty psychotic.
    As for the rain, rain with the right person is like a lot of things with the right person. If it helps put the two of you together alone, its all good.

    1. Dante

      How do you know she didn’t special order the condoms with her branding on them?

    2. Bill

      I saw that to be more like the stickers reading “Compliments of Representative So-and-so” that get put on the highway maps that our state legislators used to hand out.  You know, “Courtesy of your friendly neighborhood Amazi-Girl”?

  32. Bill

    I don’t know if anyone else has said this before, but excellent research on the IU campus for your backgrounds.  The last panel matches up perfectly to a location just south of the library on Jordan Avenue.

  33. poisin224

    As far as cute DoA strips go, this is definitely in the top 3.

  34. Animal

    I don’t want to work
    I want to bang on the drum all day
    I don’t want to play
    I just want to bang on the drum all day

    Ever since I was a tiny boy
    I don’t want no candy
    I don’t need no toy
    I took a stick and an old coffee can
    I bang on that thing ’til I got
    Blisters on my hand because

    When I get older they think I’m a fool
    The teacher told me I should stay after school
    She caught me pounding on the desk with my hands
    But my licks was so hot
    I made the teacher wanna dance
    And that’s why

    Listen to this
    Every day when I get home from work
    I feel so frustrated
    The boss is a jerk
    And I get my sticks and go out to the shed
    And I pound on that drum like it was the boss’s head
    Because

    I can bang that drum
    Hey, you wanna take a bang at it?

    – Todd Rundgren, “Bang On The Drum,” 1983

  35. Pat Myers

    It’s the rain.
    It’s the storm we all have to endure.
    We hate it, but it’s every drop that runs down your face that traces out who you are, your shape.
    The storm shows me so much right now.
    I accept all I see.

    Let’s sex, Dorothy.

  36. Ironbillie

    So this is Walkys first time right? I do remember a comic where Dorothy began to strip for him but then again why am I asking questions about the sex lives of carttoon characters?

    1. AgentKeen

      It will be. I think the night he spent with Dorothy was even the first time he’d slept next to a girl like that (since he felt the need to brag to an unimpressed Billie the next day).

    2. Bill

      You might be thinking of when Billie tried to put the moves on Danny.

  37. Karen

    Please, let this actually happen. This story is so depressing most of the time. I’d like to see someone get something nice.

    1. Maveric1984

      You may want to check out Slipshine for your answer to that.

  38. The Candyman

    Let’s hope Walky paid attention in sex ed.

  39. jonathan

    this just keeps getting more adorable

  40. Idon'tcarenomore

    It would be nice if this works out, need a little happy here.

  41. SonicBlueRanger

    Mythology Gags the best lead in to Porn possible.

  42. AgentKeen

    Man, only a 100 comments. Everyone must be signing up for a certain comic porn site.

  43. David

    Putting out in the rain beats rutting out in the pain.

    I swear that this was funny before I wrote it down.

  44. Bilfred

    hoo boy

  45. Barf Ninjason

    The hotness in the wetness, it will soon ensue.

    1. Barf Ninjason

      Oh, what horrible double entendre I just accidentally do.

      1. Tenn

        Was the rhyming accidental too?

        (These lines rhyming is not accidentaloo.)

        1. Barf Ninjason

          Intentional, but the original phrase was unplanned; just happened in my mind.
          And I thought the realization best phrased as the rhyming kind.

  46. Foxhack

    Meanwhile, I’m going “YOUR PHONES ARE GETTING WET GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT”

    1. sps48

      Lifeproofed!

    2. Plasma Mongoose

      Hopefully their phones are meet IP67 standards.

      http://aceeca.com/handhelds/ip67

  47. CommentSpawn

    And here I thought they were just going to do it right there.

  48. Baker

    Are they who you were going to draw if you had hit your kickstarter goal? I keep thinking you acted relieved when you didn’t hit the goal too.

    1. David Willis

      Maybe. I wasn’t sure this event was going to happen close enough to the Kickstarter itself, so I might have done some other couple like Sal and Jason.

    2. Maveric1984

      Look further up the comments. He totally dit it anyways, and is posting it toSlshine in about an hour.

    3. Bill

      Are the “Slipshine” panels going to become canon?  And will it become necessary to have seen them in order to fully appreciate future strips, or is just knowing that Dorothy and Walky have lost their amateur status going to be good enough?

      1. David Willis

        They are canon but they are not necessary for understanding the strip.

      2. I don't know what to put here.

        Walky’s DICK is a canon.

  49. NoHeart

    alright. I’ve missed like three days and i come back to this. Thank you Willis.

  50. Karma Aster

    Is it wrong that I’m sitting here thinking, “Cue 80’s romantic power ballad!” and then being annoyed because I can’t figure out which one works best?

    1. AgentKeen

      See, thinking about Willis, the only 80s song that comes to mind is “The Touch”, so…

      1. Karma Aster

        Well, I’m sure Walky’s got the heart and will, but does he have the mighty hands of steel?

        And, if so…kinky.

  51. Estron

    And now I’m feeling all deprived because the “other” strips were put up on Slipshine at a time when I don’t have the spare cash to subscribe.

  52. I don't know what to put here.

    I make it rain
    I make it rain
    I make it rain on dem hoes.

  53. FireWater

    I first started reading ItsWalky! following a link with a ‘It’s the Rain’ picture on it. Waaaaaaay back in 2002.
    12 Years later, more rain, more Walky love!
    I love Walky! I love the Rain!

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