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Legit sorries
Posted on May 26, 2019 by David M Willis

105 thoughts on “Legit sorries”

  1. Doctor_Who

    Forget the guy, Ethan might just cut out the middleman in this case.

    Also, do Dina’s pajama pants form a pair of dino jaws, because that is amazing. She’s a dinosaur with a dinosaur on her head, a dinosaur for legs, and sleeping on a dinosaur.

    1. Evan

      Also kind of another sexual innuendo article of clothing that Dina bought without realizing the implications, given where the dinosaur’s throat ends up being on her body…

      1. butting

        Dinanychus Dentata

      2. Solenoid

        I’m just imagining the look on Becky’s face when she noticed.

    2. MaddMaxx

      I want her entire wardrobe

    3. oz

      Now Dina and Gigantic Raptor both have dinosaurs eating their heads!!

  2. DarkoNeko

    That looks comfy

    1. someone

      For a short while maybe, but it’s going to be murder on her back if she actually sleeps on it.

      1. DarkoNeko

        It’s ok, Dina is like a cat, she doesn’t really have a spine

      2. Wizard

        Sleep positions are totally individual. A guy I used to date seemed none the worse for wear despite often falling asleep in positions that hurt me just to look at.

      3. DSL

        When you’re young, sleep position can be anything you want. A few years on, though, and the options narrow. Painfully so.

      4. LookingIn

        she will just turn over and sleep on its head, that’ll probably be more comfortable and it’d be like she’s hugging it all night

  3. butts

    that thing’s surprisingly ergonomic, huh

    1. ShinyNeen

      It’s highly adjustable

    2. DarkoNeko

      the most important thing for a butt

  4. Streben

    Dina’s priorities amuse me.

  5. Ana Chronistic

    hopefully not while Dina is using it

    1. JetstreamGW

      Bor-ing!~

    2. Needfuldoer

      Ethan and [guy name here] come wandering into the room mid-makeout, oblivious to the world around them. They flop over on the back of the giant dino, and the rebound catapults Dina across the room.

  6. Rosicrucian

    Man have we seriously never seen Dina below the waist in sleepwear before?

    How could we have been denied those awesome jammies for so long?

    1. Clif

      I don’t believe so and I don’t know, respectively. But it is obviously an injustice of epic proportions.

      1. Clif

        I just realized that the odds are high she is wearing mind-bendingly cute dinosaur themed underwear that we will never see outside of a slipshine.

        1. Tan

          Suddenly I have very strong feelings about what the next Slipshine should be.

  7. shadowcell

    at least seven legit sorries

    1. Roborat

      Oh noes, Becky has caught Canadian disease.

  8. ian livs

    Dina is supremely relatable here, you guys.

    1. ShinyNeen

      Heck yeah! I’d start power tripping too if I got to lie on top of Dinoplushie!

  9. ValdVin

    Willis has provided us with two (or three) punchlines here. Great stuff.

    1. Suitora

      You mean Slipshines?

      1. Schpoonman

        Cue series of Slipshines (not unlike Welcome to the Fuck Zone) of people banging on the plush, earning the name Fuckface, and Malaya finds out causing extreme reptile envy.

  10. electriccombines

    The adorabloodthirsty pair of a lifetime, Dina and Dino!

  11. DarkoNeko

    tuition, a place to live, and garantee not to betray the values, pick two eh

    1. Clif

      Hey, the third one was never a realistic option anyway.

      1. abysswatcher1993

        In retrospective, Becky could have gotten all three: she could have chosen tuiton and a garantee. In that way she could have used the money to pay Leslie for a bit of rental compensation, and because of helping keep Robin away from doing homophobic stuff Leslie would support Becky.

  12. BBCC

    Ohhhhh, Ethan. He is such a dork.

    And yeah, might be wise. Just make sure you get all the stuff from the bed/any drawers/etc. though, Dina.

  13. Stephen Bierce

    *plays the theme from the Dino-Riders cartoon on the hacked Muzak*

  14. maarvarq

    The plushie seems happy about it.

  15. timemonkey

    Honestly, I’d bang a dude on a giant raptor plushie.

    1. All-Purpose Guru

      I have a feeling Becky is gonna bang Dina on one.

  16. Tacos

    Those pants Dina has are awesome.

    1. Keulen

      Dina has all the best dinosaur-themed clothing.

  17. DailyBrad

    Dina’s somehow even slower on the uptake than I am, but for the best of reasons.

  18. Golden Yak

    Name the raptor.

    Name the raptor name the raptor name the raptor.

  19. Reltzik

    Forget Ethan. DINA’S going to want to bang on it.

    …. um, assuming she has a sex drive. I’m kinda not sure about that.

    1. Bagge

      And, not to put a too fine point in, BECKY is very aware of the idea in panel 4

    2. ValdVin

      This one is pretty indicative.

      http://www.dumbingofage.com/2017/comic/book-7/03-the-thing-i-was-before/sinproofed/

      1. DarkoNeko

        to be fair, this one was like hugging a HUGE plushie to sleep and yes, all the yes to this even without any sex drive~

      2. Skemono

        I think Dina declaring “YOU WILL KISS ME” is also pretty indicative.

        http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/04-walking-with-dina/misreading/

        1. Minibit

          Lots of aces and aspects people enjoy kissing.

      3. Annika

        I mean, you can like snuggling, kissing, and the way someone looks and still be asexual.

  20. fire_daws

    Shoulda have said this before; Becks is totally rockin’ that suit 😀

    1. Bagge

      She is, she truly is.

      I don’t think it’s ONLY the dinosaur that makes Dina search for words in the first strip.

      1. ShinyNeen

        Becky made one hell of an entrance this sequence, yeah. Dressed snazzy and defied physics to surprise-deliver a gigantic dinosaur plushie to her girlfriend, dang!

        … Hmm, when I write it out like that it really sounds like a Robin kinda move.

        1. Bagge

          Robin and Becky share several important traits.

          But there are key differences. Case in point: Becky apologizes to Amber in the first panel.

        2. fire_daws

          And their opinion on closets. Rob’s is firmly shut in hers whilst Becky nuked hers from orbit.

  21. Bathymetheus

    It is not clear to me how removing Dina’s loft would free up floor space. If she wants to put the plushie ON her loft, maybe – though it’s a lot bigger than the bed frame. Such a sleeping arrangement would moreover be highly fraught, likely to lead to falls from a great height.

    1. Tacos

      Isn’t the bed and the space beneath it all one unit? If you take it out, it should free up a lot of space. Don’t know if the dorms would allow that though.

      1. Clif

        What they don’t know, they can’t realistically disallow.

      2. BarerMender

        There’s a desk under there, and room to use it.

    2. Bathymetheus

      I decided she means what she said – remove the entire bed/desk unit, and put the plushie in that location. This leaves her with no study desk, but I don’t doubt she can find a workaround.

      Where the loft unit goes is undefined. Perhaps it can be disassembled and the pieces stored in her closet.

  22. Bagge

    Bed or Dinosaur. Dina knows what sparks with joy!

  23. JessWitt

    Slipshine on the dinosaur?

    Slipshine-o-raptor?

    1. DarkoNeko

      imagine having to clean a giant plushie… bigger than any washing machine you’d want to use

  24. Miri

    … Great. Now I want a giant plush dinosaur for a bed… But don’t think it’s be wide enough for the husband, toddler and preschooler to join me on… Plush pteranodon bed maybe..?

  25. Schpoonman

    Oh my god, Dina’s pants. And damn, that DOES look comfortable. I’m glad Becky is so distracted with all the baggage attached to the plush otherwise I’m pretty sure she would beat Ethan to the punch.

  26. Fuzzy

    Wait, did Becky know Ethan is gay? I forget if that was ever established on-screen.

    1. Schpoonman

      I believe it came up and was clarified at some point. I could be wrong, Becky has been a regular character for like four years now, she’s been through a lot.

    2. Nono

      Not explicitly, but they’ve never really interacted aside from Becky firing Ethan as Joyce’s boyfriend.

  27. All-Purpose Guru

    Dina looks so damn cute on that dinosaur.

    I predict lots of smooches. and maybe bangin’.

  28. Lacuna

    Does Plush Raptor get a name or are we just gonna call them whatever?

    I propose Bangasaurus, because they’re the dino you see when you wanna bang.

    1. maxyai

      sexolocosaurus

    2. Delicious Taffy

      Fuckyopteryx

    3. Reltzik

      Coitasaurus Grandiosus.

    4. Portland

      Bed.

    5. StClair

      Old Lace?
      nah, been done.

    6. Kravis

      Fuckface II.

    7. Roborat

      Slight modification: Bangasaurus Sex.

  29. NinjaNick

    I don’t think Dina will let Ethan have her velociraptor. Roar! Hands off! Cool pants, though.

  30. BenRG

    Amber is experiencing that feeling where, despite her mental health issues, she’s still the sanest person in the room.

    Meanwhile, Dina is extra-cute on Dinoplushie.

    1. Bagge

      Becky has noticed

  31. Keulen

    Who wouldn’t want to sleep on a giant dino plushie?

  32. abysswatcher1993

    Ethan is enough of a jerk to bang a guy over a dinosaur plush that reminds him of one of the best transformers.

  33. Rose

    I know it makes for a better story if we ignore this, but

    How exactly did she get that in there without Dina OR Amber noticing?

    Are those two deaf while asleep? One I could believe, but both of them didn’t notice?

    1. Bagge

      Amber was in the shower and Dina was dreaming sweet, sweet dreams about penteratops.

    2. Fart Captor

      I sleep like the dead, so I could pretty easily imagine somebody pulling this off without waking me up. Especially in college

    3. Lone Duck

      Amber was probably killing spiders in a game. As for Dina, she was asleep. Also Becky has learned from a true master on entering rooms of sleeping people (Joyce).

  34. Icalasari

    Knew it. Dina was in too much shock and surprise to register the whole DeSanto thing

    1. Bagge

      I still think she has barely understood one third of what is going on. This will take some time, explanation and cuddles.

      Especially since 90% of her brain will be busy processing the dinosaur the entire time.

  35. Cass

    Yay, called it!

  36. TheFlamingonator

    DINAS SWEATPANTS??? I NEED THEM GIVE ME THE LINK

  37. Shane Wegner

    How did Becky get this thing all the way here, anyway. Delivery guys? The dorm doesnt have a front desk?

    Sleeping on that seems like a good idea for the first hour. 8 hours of spine shattering muscle soreness will be less fun.

    1. Bagge

      All I’m saying is that she better gave Asma a fuckload of chocolate for helping her lug that thing into the elevator.

  38. Kryss LaBryn

    Hey Willis, don’t have a Twitter so I’ll say it here.

    I’m sorry about your mom. I lost mine to cancer a couple months after my first child was born. I remember that last race through the night to where she lived, several hours away, trying to get home again so she could meet her first grandchild before she died.

    We made it, and I have a photo of her holding him.

    I know how awful it is to lose your mother, especially when it’s much earlier than you would have ever thought, and how long that drive to get to her is. I’m sorry you’re having to go through this; it sucks harder than just about anything else you can go through. But I’m glad she got to meet your kids, and they had a chance to get to know each other.

    My sincere condolences.

    {{Internet hugs if wanted}}

  39. Alan in D.C.

    Wanna see something weird? Remove Amber’s reading glasses and add 40 years to her face and hairstyle: you’ve got US Senator Amy Klobuchar. Google her image for proof.

    Looks like the wrong DoA cast member is running for President!

    1. Needfuldoer

      So she’s Stacy?

  40. Geneseepaws

    Noted: the smug smile on the Dinoplushie is highly similar to that smug, “I know something I won’t tell,” smile that fuckface wears.

    1. Charlotte

      Oh, yes! I was wondering why the facial expression was so familiar — you’re right that it’s exactly like Fuckface’s.
      I guess Willis has a default facial expression for dinosaurs/reptiles?

  41. wakeangel2001

    Ethan will bang on it, Dina will bang it, there’s gonna be a lot of banging involving giant Dinobot plush…how do you clean love stains out of plush?

  42. Pan-Chan

    So, I was really confused with Amber’s comment in the last panel that I had to re-read 5 times before I realized it was saying Ethan was going to try to “bang a dude ON that” and not “bang a dude WITH that”.

  43. He Who Abides

    I’m not the only one jealous of Dina sleeping on top of a giant plush dinosaur, am I?

  44. drs

    Tuition -> living on campus -> Dina and Becky living together

    1. Jade

      Very cute idea, but I’m not positive Dina would “abandon” Amber.

  45. Megan

    What’s the Dinosaur’s name?

  46. Jhon

    Best panel #3 ever!

  47. skittylover3

    Man this comic’s cute

    Random thoughts
    ~~~~~~~~~
    I should draw a demonic fusion between mike and Faz.

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