Hey Ana/Sue/Jen, I was hoping I could take you aside (ha ha) for a moment and say that today, literally just today, even though I first saw you here in the comments as Jen Aside like 12 years ago; I only just a few hours ago suddenly realized what Jen/Sue Aside is a pun for and I feel like a total idiot
NGL, I had no idea Ana Chronistic and Jen Aside were the same person until now.
clif
Though admittedly they are the same person, are you just going to accept the word of some random person on the Internet that as far as you know could be me, Taffy, or Willis’s friend who inspired Mike?
MeghanTheDreamCrusher
Especially one that just admitted to being a dumbass who took 12 years to notice a simple pun!
(Although funny enough I got what Ana Chronistic was a pun for the first time I saw her use that name)
Leadsynth
Don’t be hard on yourself! I never noticed “Jen Aside” was a pun either. To me, the pun is a LOT more obvious on “Ana Chronistic” than “Jen Aside” — probably because “aside” is a common word by itself, whereas “chronistic” isn’t a common word at all, so clearly it must have a joke/pun/etc. to it.
I’ve decided that the campus is cursed by the Spirit of Mike, who causes Naughty Selfies to go to the wrong recipients in order to sow chaos.
So Leslie’s sexy shot for her cranky girlfriend is 100% going to Robin to be mistaken for a seduction attempt, Lucy’s pic for Jacob is going to Tony to infuriate Sarah, Joe’s attempt to send a (explicitly requested!) dick-pic to Joyce will go to Galasso.
Why Galasso? Because everything involving Galasso and sexuality is comedy gold.
“I think this is a coded order for a medium sausage.”
She grew up with Sal, too, and she clearly wants to hit that.
Sirksome
To be fair Billie was very drunk during that moment and the wider implications of that moment mean it’s probably a very good thing Jennifer has stayed sober.
It wasn’t just a moment. The attempted kiss didn’t just come out of nowhere. Though it hasn’t been so much a thing lately because they’re not living together anymore.
Airyu
Would you mind posting the link? I can’t find it. Thank you!
To be fair, Walky himself seems to recognise that the has a more “sibling-like” relationship with Jennifer than his own twin, because Sal was sent away for like, 4 years where it seems the Walkertons just pretended she didn’t exist after that.
Jennifer not really feeling “as close” to Sal makes sense
Yumi
I feel like even before that, Jennifer was closer with Walky than with Sal. Like, their early bonding came when they were in the same kindergarten class, and Sal was in a different class. (https://www.dumbingofage.com/2022/comic/book-12/04-dont-stop-billie-ving/bighouse/ )
So not only does she have that same four year gap with Sal, they weren’t at a “sibling” level to begin with.
Y’all, Sirksome is just talking about the “is anyone cheating on anyone else by sending and/or looking at these lewds” debate that started when Joe confronted Dorothy about her photo.
Jennifer HYPOTHETICALLY sending Dorothy’s monogamous boyfriend a lewd is definitely in something of a fuzzy area, since Jennifer encouraged Dorothy to pass it off as a photo of herself. Like, that’s not a typical AITA post scenario, haha.
I want you to know that I hate you for this comment because you’ve activated my lizard homestuck brain and now I’m tryin to puzzle out if Joyce’s moirails would be Jennifer, or if it would be Amazi-Girl. It can’t be Sal, because Sal is everything Joyce ever wanted to be.
Blast it all, I never intended to return to this nonsense.
mindbleach
It’s plainly Sarah, be fucking serious.
AlexanderHammil
the joe gravatar is killing me here. just imagine if his secret nerd vice was homestuck instead of transformers. dude accidentally mentions his trollsona in front of amber and every horrible gremlin neuron in her brain fires off simultaneously
AlexanderHammil
aaaand i’m amber, this is perfect
StClair
that’s most of them, yes?
Proxiehunter
You know not only has she read it she’s written tons of Dirk/Dave.
mindbleach
There’s a line in the Epilogues referencing an argument she had.
I mean can you imagine.
Proxiehunter
Wouldn’t that be Walky?
Hoboturtle
Honestly you could make a convincing argument for Roz considering Joyce’s response for Roz making her cry is “I need someone to call me out on my bullshit sometimes. Keep doing that.”
Hoboturtle
As a man who once said that Sarah was Joyce’s moirail, I will never escape Homestuck.
Discussion (243) - “Regrettably”
Ana Chronistic
“whoops, it is now my lock screen”
MeghanTheDreamCrusher
Hey Ana/Sue/Jen, I was hoping I could take you aside (ha ha) for a moment and say that today, literally just today, even though I first saw you here in the comments as Jen Aside like 12 years ago; I only just a few hours ago suddenly realized what Jen/Sue Aside is a pun for and I feel like a total idiot
Isactuallyabear
NGL, I had no idea Ana Chronistic and Jen Aside were the same person until now.
clif
Though admittedly they are the same person, are you just going to accept the word of some random person on the Internet that as far as you know could be me, Taffy, or Willis’s friend who inspired Mike?
MeghanTheDreamCrusher
Especially one that just admitted to being a dumbass who took 12 years to notice a simple pun!
(Although funny enough I got what Ana Chronistic was a pun for the first time I saw her use that name)
Leadsynth
Don’t be hard on yourself! I never noticed “Jen Aside” was a pun either. To me, the pun is a LOT more obvious on “Ana Chronistic” than “Jen Aside” — probably because “aside” is a common word by itself, whereas “chronistic” isn’t a common word at all, so clearly it must have a joke/pun/etc. to it.
Amós Batista
Sometimes ago, I thought Ana would be an alt for Willis.
Decidedly Orthogonal
Naw naw. Chronistic is the alt for Willis. Ana is the alt for Damn You!
DJTsurugi
0 dad energy. ~<3
Bogeywoman
My stage name is Suzie Cidal!
eh, whatever
I still don’t get it.
eh, whatever
…oh. Oh no.
Rose by Any other Name
Yeah, I’m going to bed. No one’s gonna have a better comment than Ana tonight. Can’t beat perfection.
Cheers!
Needfuldoer
And she’s back in her rightful spot at the top of the comments, too!
Miafillene
All is right I’m the universe. All is calm.
Who am I kidding? This is a freaking amazing shit show.
Needfuldoer
All is right in this little corner of the universe, for now.
Doctor_Who
I’ve decided that the campus is cursed by the Spirit of Mike, who causes Naughty Selfies to go to the wrong recipients in order to sow chaos.
So Leslie’s sexy shot for her cranky girlfriend is 100% going to Robin to be mistaken for a seduction attempt, Lucy’s pic for Jacob is going to Tony to infuriate Sarah, Joe’s attempt to send a (explicitly requested!) dick-pic to Joyce will go to Galasso.
Why Galasso? Because everything involving Galasso and sexuality is comedy gold.
“I think this is a coded order for a medium sausage.”
Bladeglory
Joe: MEDIUM!?
Proxiehunter
Jason is the one with the large sausage according to Sal.
Deanatay
Nono, ‘medium’ as in “one who communicates with the dead”. You know, for Ghost Mike.
Deanatay
And Mike does canonically enjoy sausage.
…
ON HIS PIZZA, PERVS!!
elebenty
Eh, both.
morleuca
yeah, I’m pretty sure he’ll take it any way
thejeff
Joyce also canonically enjoys sausage.
But not on her pizza.
shadowcell
surprise! you have become lesbian
Rolf of Many Doors
*bi
Wonderer
Thank you for this!! (Also accidentally hit the report button whilst trying to to reply, I am sorry)
Sirksome
I’m not drunk enough to decide where Jen potentially sending Walky anything falls on anything.
Jo_cubstar
She considers him like a brother because they grew up together
John Campbell
She grew up with Sal, too, and she clearly wants to hit that.
Sirksome
To be fair Billie was very drunk during that moment and the wider implications of that moment mean it’s probably a very good thing Jennifer has stayed sober.
John Campbell
It wasn’t just a moment. The attempted kiss didn’t just come out of nowhere. Though it hasn’t been so much a thing lately because they’re not living together anymore.
Airyu
Would you mind posting the link? I can’t find it. Thank you!
MeghanTheDreamCrusher
I believe they’re referring to this strip:
https://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/03-the-first-step-towards-recovery/unimpressed/
Airyu
Thank you!
furubatsu
To be fair, Walky himself seems to recognise that the has a more “sibling-like” relationship with Jennifer than his own twin, because Sal was sent away for like, 4 years where it seems the Walkertons just pretended she didn’t exist after that.
Jennifer not really feeling “as close” to Sal makes sense
Yumi
I feel like even before that, Jennifer was closer with Walky than with Sal. Like, their early bonding came when they were in the same kindergarten class, and Sal was in a different class. (https://www.dumbingofage.com/2022/comic/book-12/04-dont-stop-billie-ving/bighouse/ )
So not only does she have that same four year gap with Sal, they weren’t at a “sibling” level to begin with.
Thag Simmons
Seems pretty cut and dry, she finds the idea repellent
Li
Y’all, Sirksome is just talking about the “is anyone cheating on anyone else by sending and/or looking at these lewds” debate that started when Joe confronted Dorothy about her photo.
Jennifer HYPOTHETICALLY sending Dorothy’s monogamous boyfriend a lewd is definitely in something of a fuzzy area, since Jennifer encouraged Dorothy to pass it off as a photo of herself. Like, that’s not a typical AITA post scenario, haha.
Nono
Joyce you have a boyfriend
mindbleach
Right, so the girlfriend slot is open.
mindbleach
And Dina can be her kismesis.
Rolf of Many Doors
Kiss me sis you say?
clif
That’s what I heard.
Amara
I want you to know that I hate you for this comment because you’ve activated my lizard homestuck brain and now I’m tryin to puzzle out if Joyce’s moirails would be Jennifer, or if it would be Amazi-Girl. It can’t be Sal, because Sal is everything Joyce ever wanted to be.
Blast it all, I never intended to return to this nonsense.
mindbleach
It’s plainly Sarah, be fucking serious.
AlexanderHammil
the joe gravatar is killing me here. just imagine if his secret nerd vice was homestuck instead of transformers. dude accidentally mentions his trollsona in front of amber and every horrible gremlin neuron in her brain fires off simultaneously
AlexanderHammil
aaaand i’m amber, this is perfect
StClair
that’s most of them, yes?
Proxiehunter
You know not only has she read it she’s written tons of Dirk/Dave.
mindbleach
There’s a line in the Epilogues referencing an argument she had.
I mean can you imagine.
Proxiehunter
Wouldn’t that be Walky?
Hoboturtle
Honestly you could make a convincing argument for Roz considering Joyce’s response for Roz making her cry is “I need someone to call me out on my bullshit sometimes. Keep doing that.”
Hoboturtle
As a man who once said that Sarah was Joyce’s moirail, I will never escape Homestuck.
Gojira007
this is one of the best comments i have ever read on here
Opus the Poet
+1 for noting that.
Reltzik
*adds new euphemism to list*
JA
Polyamory is the only way forward.
Nymph
And? Literally what is she doing wrong rn other than being surprised by a boob pic she didn’t expect and maybedefinitely liking it?
Li
How dare she have eyes that occasionally take in other attractive people!!
Poly definitely isn’t for me, but at least I can recognize that toxic monogamy exists, pff.
Taffy
How’s that Bible quote go? “If my eye offends you, cut yours out” or something?
clif
Something like that.
DailyBrad
I think Joyce knows Joe isn’t terribly likely to be concerned about her looking at boobs.
That said, she was the one who was trying to get Walky to show her the naughty selfies he got from her, so she’s nothing if not fairly inappropriate.
Schpoonman
The angle of the “camera” in the last three panels make Joyce look like a Pokemon trainer from the first generation or three.
mindbleach
A sudden Dorothy appeared! And she’s gone wild.
John Campbell
Sudden Dorothy!
NGPZ
Joyce wants to battle!Alexander Krizak
Joyce is confused! She hurt herself in her confusion!
DailyBrad
Giving me some major Safari Zone flashbacks, you bringing that up.
STAY IN THE GODDAMN BALL, CHANSEY!
GholaHalleck
So whats’ the over under on the comments going bonkers with people hating Joe for not instantly telling Joyce he saw the cleavage shot?
Needfuldoer
Didn’t that already happen?
Sounds like sitcom hijinks are going to ensue, because neither of them knows the other knows about it yet.
GholaHalleck