Put on the shirt first, then the pants, then start to pull the shirt tails out of where they were trapped under the waist of the pants when you buttoned them, then quit halfway through.
yeah feels like it’d be the opposite way like tucking in partially and too lazy to finish the rest as opposed to it being pulled out but other than a muffin top or a short torso i’d probably get a shorter shirt
then again if you had a long shirt that’d cover where a ‘zipper’ would normally be on a pants you could prolly get away with wearing sweatpants if the texture/color was dark enough to pass for slacks/jeans
The second law of thermodynamics says that random legos being dropped on a floor and spontaneously assembling themselves into a shelf is not impossible. Only weird.
You put on your shirt, put on your pants which overlay your shirt, then rather than untucking it you just lift your arms puff out your chest and hope that does the job
it’s when you tuck just the front of your shirt and it’s unflattering on anyone with a little bit of tummy. tan france (queer eye/supposed inventor of said tuck) will insist it looks great though
That’s partly because french fries aren’t “fries”, they are french fried potatoes. Sweet potato fries are actually french fried sweet potatoes. It’s about the method not the people who use that method on potato sticks.
Leorale
if it isn’t from the Champagne region, it’s just Sparkling Pants.
Axel
no it’s named after tan france’s surname
Thag Simmons
He’s British! That’s the opposite of being French!
Johan
They had a French King before
khn0
No, french had mistaken France for England, and therefore this king was a brit before he knew it. That’s why they are kings of England, Scotland and France.
Why do you think sci-fi was invented by brits?
Yes I’m posting again (not sure people noticed or cared, but it’s not like it ever stopped me from justifying myself), I noticed I still have to rely on the comment section to check/learn cultural pieces… like today; meaning if I quit reading the comment, I’ve also have to quit understanding the pop culture/slang part of the comics – so having the risk to be infuriated without be able to release the pressure by ranting. Tbh, the section is much more chill and readable these days.
Eh, i like it. I very much have a tummy but i feel like the french tuck is more flattering on me than full or no tuck
My mother heavily disagrees but eh, fuck her
Axel
yeah, I probably went too far with that, lots of different kinds of tummies and ways they align with the rest of the body.
But it doesn’t look great on a lot of people for whom he insists it does.
I’ve finally started practicing “writing it out” during homework problems (into my notebook), but to do that I had to study the way that other people write their work out because I didn’t know how to show my work.
I actually enjoy it so I’m glad I wasn’t taught this in school. Being taught stuff in school often makes it boring even when it’s actually interesting.
She’s just very grating, I’d probably find her emotionally exhausting tov be around. She tries way too hard to be in everyones good books and impress people.
Like she feels like a more extreme joyce in some ways from the start of the comic
BowlerHatGuy
Didnt Lucy call Joyce a bisexual version of Lucy?
I thought that it was prepping the audience for Joyce’s eventual path in Dannys footsteps and admit she is bi.
But it also prepped the audience for seeing some of Joyce’s behaviors in Lucy.
How can you not vibe with such a casually initiated relationship with such an obvious mismatch of desire? I’m cool on this one too and it’s mainly cause of Walky. He didn’t do anything wrong he just doesn’t seem that into it. Like he was really excited to be with Dorothy and very horny for Amber. Lucy just feels like filler (no offense to her). It’s like he’s going with the flow just because she likes him.
I feel like that’s the issue. If Lucy is super into it and Walky’s just on the rebound, then she’s eventually gonna get her heart broken when she realizes he’s not as into her.
Mr.Morningstar
It doesn’t help that she seems to have an “i can fix him” mentality.
Joy
At least he’s not with dorothy? (I actually like dorothy more but i don’t think the relationship was really that great for his mental health a lot of the time)
BowlerHatGuy
“Walky’s just on the rebound,”
What? At what point have we seen Walky hurting about Dorothy breaking up with him? Maybe immediately in the moment it happened. But then he just fell into Amber on garbage roof. Anfmd i dont remember him being broken hearted after that ended. And then Dorothy pushed him into Lucy.
Walky’s defining characteristic is that he doesnt care. If he doesnt care, there is nothing to rebound from.
“Rebound” means having a fling to ease a broken heart. Walky hasnt invested enough into any of these relationships to get his heart broken when they end. He is dissapointed thar smoochie times end, but he can find someone else to smooch.
Walky’s relational investment to Dorothy, Amber, and Lucy is just a smidge above zero. He has nothing to rebound from.
GeekyWarrior
He’s been hurting about the breakup in 3 main moments that I remember.
Yeah, those read to me like walky caring just a smidge above zero.
Any relationship that ends is going to cause some hurt. But Walky isnt presented as heartbroken enough to want to rebound off someone to make the heartache go away.
When Dorothy dumped Danny, he seemed to go through a huge identity crisis. But his investment witb her was dating for… 3? Years, iirc. And he was so invested in his relationship with dorothy that he followed her to a college he didnt really want to go to. She broke up with him first day of being at that college. And i thought he’d have rebound sex. But he had an identity crisis instead and realized he was bi.
I think walky got that he was a better person with dorothy. That dorothy made him a better person. But thats how all healthy relationships work: both partners make the other better. Walky helped Dorothy rememeber to have fun. Dorothy helped walky to be a little more responsible.
Ruth and Jennifer make the other worse. Terrible relationship.
230 thoughts on “Brother-meetable”
Ana Chronistic
how does one accidentally fail to untuck one’s shirt, that feels like accidentally build a shelf
Yotomoe
Yeah I’d buy it more if he failed tucking it. Like he started tucking it and halfway said “this sucks, nevermind”
Axel
that’s me. takes me like half an hour to get out of the bathroom if I’m at a wedding or something where it needs to be tucked in nicely and evenly.
Yotomoe
It’s where I learned to put on the shirt first, then the pants. No need to tuck. Just put the pants on over the shirt.
eh, whatever
That is the natural order of things.
Yeet
accidentally pull pants over shirt, tug at shirt on one side until it feels kind of okay instead of looking down at what you’re doing
Thag Simmons
You detonate a box of the definitely-legal fireworks and embed a large piece of shrapnel in the wall at just the right angle
John Campbell
Put on the shirt first, then the pants, then start to pull the shirt tails out of where they were trapped under the waist of the pants when you buttoned them, then quit halfway through.
Taffy
Maybe nudists have the right of things, with all these fancy maneuvers and rules for clothing.
jeffepp
It’s Schrodinger’s shirt. It’s both tucked and untucked until the waveform resolves.
Wizard
I think Walky had it right in the second panel. The shirt started out fully tucked, but he partially untucked it while nervously fiddling around.
anon
yeah feels like it’d be the opposite way like tucking in partially and too lazy to finish the rest as opposed to it being pulled out but other than a muffin top or a short torso i’d probably get a shorter shirt
then again if you had a long shirt that’d cover where a ‘zipper’ would normally be on a pants you could prolly get away with wearing sweatpants if the texture/color was dark enough to pass for slacks/jeans
BowlerHatGuy
The second law of thermodynamics says that random legos being dropped on a floor and spontaneously assembling themselves into a shelf is not impossible. Only weird.
Siva
Happens all the time on the right cat-shaped island?
Needfuldoer
Easiest thing is to just not bother tucking the shirt in at all.
zee
You put on your shirt, put on your pants which overlay your shirt, then rather than untucking it you just lift your arms puff out your chest and hope that does the job
The Wellerman
Great to see Walky, my favorite ADHDemon in his natural element. ????
He’s gonna unleash his powers unto Jennifer’s big bourgeois breakfast, I can hardly wait! ? ✌️?
True Survivor
Bringing bilious boisterous brashness bursting into Billie’s banal buffet bash? Oh my.
Johan
Not yet. This is the brother breakfast not the raidah brunch
Yotomoe
Unless you’re trying to organize a threesome with the brother I don’t really think Walky should have to try so hard.
Sirksome
Maybe he is! What better way to make a good first impression?
Yotomoe
I mean I’m certainly in no place to judge.
Thag Simmons
Eh, sometimes you’ve gotta organize a marriage pact to join the strength of your houses.
Doctor_Who
House Walkerton has a grand army (consisting of Sal), but House Glenn is closer to the McDonalds, so there are advantages.
Mark
I get the feeling that brother’s opinion carries a lot of weight, somehow, and a bad impression could cause trouble for the relationship.
BowlerHatGuy
Putting on a nice shirt isnt trying to hard.
Lucy asked for something she wanted him to do. He agreed. Thats relationships on easy level.
Blume
Yeah, she didn’t really ask for much here. Just, “Be decent” Basically.
DailyBrad
Relatable Walky Moment.
Sirksome
I’m too old to know what the kids are doing with clothes these days. A French tuck just looks like you don’t know how to dress yourself to me.
Axel
it’s when you tuck just the front of your shirt and it’s unflattering on anyone with a little bit of tummy. tan france (queer eye/supposed inventor of said tuck) will insist it looks great though
Axel
so you’re right, I’m just being more specific
Thag Simmons
Wait so it’s not actually French
Taffy
Most things called “French X” aren’t French, I’ve found.
The Oracle
Fries, toast, tucks, people, kissing, Belgians, it’s all a huge conspiracy to sell more baguettes and Eiffel 65 Towers.
Opus the Poet
In the US most things labeled “French” are fried foods. Except green beans, those are julienned.
Risky
That’s partly because french fries aren’t “fries”, they are french fried potatoes. Sweet potato fries are actually french fried sweet potatoes. It’s about the method not the people who use that method on potato sticks.
Leorale
if it isn’t from the Champagne region, it’s just Sparkling Pants.
Axel
no it’s named after tan france’s surname
Thag Simmons
He’s British! That’s the opposite of being French!
Johan
They had a French King before
khn0
No, french had mistaken France for England, and therefore this king was a brit before he knew it. That’s why they are kings of England, Scotland and France.
Why do you think sci-fi was invented by brits?
Yes I’m posting again (not sure people noticed or cared, but it’s not like it ever stopped me from justifying myself), I noticed I still have to rely on the comment section to check/learn cultural pieces… like today; meaning if I quit reading the comment, I’ve also have to quit understanding the pop culture/slang part of the comics – so having the risk to be infuriated without be able to release the pressure by ranting. Tbh, the section is much more chill and readable these days.
Mark
See “Norman Conquest”.
zee
Eh, i like it. I very much have a tummy but i feel like the french tuck is more flattering on me than full or no tuck
My mother heavily disagrees but eh, fuck her
Axel
yeah, I probably went too far with that, lots of different kinds of tummies and ways they align with the rest of the body.
But it doesn’t look great on a lot of people for whom he insists it does.
Nono
Between French kissing, French fries, French crops… they’re everywhere!
BarerMender
French ticklers, French letters…
The Wellerman
ticklers?
Taffy
A condom that’s ribbed for extra fun. Or a feather duster.
The Wellerman
That DOES sound fun! ??
The Oracle
It’s all fun and games until the feathers grow ribs.
Keulen
It looks kinda silly to me. Either tuck your shirt in all the way or don’t tuck it at all.
Nono
I see Walky might have the same issues as Sal with ‘I can do the math, why do I have to WRITE IT OUT?’
RassilonTDavros
Man, I totally forgot about that whole Danny tutoring Sal in math subplot until you brought it up.
Needfuldoer
I always hated that, too. The teachers need to see your process, but some get way too obsessive over seeing every step written out.
Joy
I’ve finally started practicing “writing it out” during homework problems (into my notebook), but to do that I had to study the way that other people write their work out because I didn’t know how to show my work.
I actually enjoy it so I’m glad I wasn’t taught this in school. Being taught stuff in school often makes it boring even when it’s actually interesting.
YordleJay
Lucy just….irks me
True Survivor
How so?
YordleJay
She’s just very grating, I’d probably find her emotionally exhausting tov be around. She tries way too hard to be in everyones good books and impress people.
Like she feels like a more extreme joyce in some ways from the start of the comic
BowlerHatGuy
Didnt Lucy call Joyce a bisexual version of Lucy?
I thought that it was prepping the audience for Joyce’s eventual path in Dannys footsteps and admit she is bi.
But it also prepped the audience for seeing some of Joyce’s behaviors in Lucy.
Needfuldoer
She did.
https://www.dumbingofage.com/2019/comic/book-9-comic/04-vote-for-robin/proselytize/
BarerMender
Yep. From the beginning.
zee
Yep you’ve made that clear for years
BBCC
It’s okay, you can still usually still get partial credit for the right answer.
Suet
It’s during winter season when you can stuff your pants legs inside your boot, cause French Tuck is what I call —
I sure wonder which department store mannequin Willis got Walky’s look from
Yotomoe
I’m just gonna be honest. I still just can’t vibe with these two as a couple.
Thag Simmons
Yeah I don’t think it’s going to work out. Still doing better than some of their peers.
Sirksome
How can you not vibe with such a casually initiated relationship with such an obvious mismatch of desire? I’m cool on this one too and it’s mainly cause of Walky. He didn’t do anything wrong he just doesn’t seem that into it. Like he was really excited to be with Dorothy and very horny for Amber. Lucy just feels like filler (no offense to her). It’s like he’s going with the flow just because she likes him.
Yotomoe
I feel like that’s the issue. If Lucy is super into it and Walky’s just on the rebound, then she’s eventually gonna get her heart broken when she realizes he’s not as into her.
Mr.Morningstar
It doesn’t help that she seems to have an “i can fix him” mentality.
Joy
At least he’s not with dorothy? (I actually like dorothy more but i don’t think the relationship was really that great for his mental health a lot of the time)
BowlerHatGuy
“Walky’s just on the rebound,”
What? At what point have we seen Walky hurting about Dorothy breaking up with him? Maybe immediately in the moment it happened. But then he just fell into Amber on garbage roof. Anfmd i dont remember him being broken hearted after that ended. And then Dorothy pushed him into Lucy.
Walky’s defining characteristic is that he doesnt care. If he doesnt care, there is nothing to rebound from.
“Rebound” means having a fling to ease a broken heart. Walky hasnt invested enough into any of these relationships to get his heart broken when they end. He is dissapointed thar smoochie times end, but he can find someone else to smooch.
Walky’s relational investment to Dorothy, Amber, and Lucy is just a smidge above zero. He has nothing to rebound from.
GeekyWarrior
He’s been hurting about the breakup in 3 main moments that I remember.
When the breakup first happened: https://www.dumbingofage.com/2018/comic/book-8/03-faz-is-great/afterwards/
When he hooked up with Amber: https://www.dumbingofage.com/2020/comic/book-10/02-to-remind-you-of-my-love/yeetcute/
When they survived the basement: https://www.dumbingofage.com/2020/comic/book-10/03-when-it-crumbles/scheduled/
BowlerHatGuy
Yeah, those read to me like walky caring just a smidge above zero.
Any relationship that ends is going to cause some hurt. But Walky isnt presented as heartbroken enough to want to rebound off someone to make the heartache go away.
When Dorothy dumped Danny, he seemed to go through a huge identity crisis. But his investment witb her was dating for… 3? Years, iirc. And he was so invested in his relationship with dorothy that he followed her to a college he didnt really want to go to. She broke up with him first day of being at that college. And i thought he’d have rebound sex. But he had an identity crisis instead and realized he was bi.
I think walky got that he was a better person with dorothy. That dorothy made him a better person. But thats how all healthy relationships work: both partners make the other better. Walky helped Dorothy rememeber to have fun. Dorothy helped walky to be a little more responsible.
Ruth and Jennifer make the other worse. Terrible relationship.