With a lot of luck, 30+ minutes, 60+ pokeballs, and the hope it doesn’t run out of moves and Struggle itself to death (as has happened to me SO MANY TIMES).
So a while ago, the Sprint store at my mall got a pokestop. About a month later, they added a second one on top of the first in the very same spot. Not gonna complain, it’s just weird.
If Amber’s costume covered her whole face like Iron Man’s or something, I could see this, but there is just no way that Sal shouldn’t be able to recognize her, especially given how much they’ve been hanging out together lately.
Also her hair is different. But mostly, this is only the second time Sal has bumped into Amber out of costume
BBCC
Real talk: AG is active, confident, has a different hairstyle, is taller (heeled boots), and always wears a mask and mostly runs around at night. Amber’s a slouchy, skittish nerd who runs away and freaks out and rarely leaves her room except to shower and go to class. Also she wears glasses. Glasses, posture, confidence, personality, height, and hairstyle all go a long way to looking different, which is also the real reason why nobody ever figures out Clark is Superman. I mean, just because you have a friend who SORTA looks like Jane Russell doesn’t mean your friend is secretly Jane Russell.
BBCC
And now I’ve ruined the joke, so I’ll be over here in the bad box.
zoelogical
so what you’re saying is that all i need to do to get people to stop mistaking me for my mom is get a radically different posture, hairstyle, heels, and personality
BBCC
It can’t hurt.
Dana
And don’t forget to be yourself!
Heather
Also a lot of people (save Lois who is perhaps a bit more sharp despite all the jokes people make) think Superman already revealed is secret identity anyway in universe (that he’s just Kal-El and chills in his fortress when not saving the planet), but yes the rest of the things fit as explanations as well.
I mean some people jump to AG being a student since I guess the time she appears fits but what if she was a townie/local who just tried to play it smart with her reveal dates? Etc. I imagine there are various theories in any case.
Also Sal has decided she’s not interested in learning who she is anyway, she’s not even really looking given the whole think with her deleting the phone tracking app anyway. I think Sal will figure it out anyway despite her disinterest in such potential knowledge but you can’t solve a maths problem you’re not interested in even trying, even if it seems relatively simple when the details are spelled out to you in retrospect.
BBCC
I believe general consensus was Lois figured it out immediately (or fairly quickly) but was willing to let it go because Superman’s mission was important and later because she wanted Clark to tell her the truth (and was surprised – happily – when he chose to do so prior to proposing). Everyone else sees mild mannered, slouchy, chunky looking (because he wears bulky clothes layered over his costumes), different hairstyled Clark who has glasses. Again, they might see a resemblance if you pressed it, but again, if you had a coworker who resembled John Stamos, you probably aren’t going to assume they’re actually factually John Stamos.
Kryss LaBryn
Hey, anyone remember the TV show “Night Court”? Remember Matt? Always wore cardigans, seemed a bit stout?
Remember when he did that underwear fashion shoot, and it ended up he was actually super muscular and cut?
Total shock to us all, because people in cardigans just aren’t muscular. If they’re large, it’s fat. Right? Right.
It’s all about what one assumes one is looking at, and that is a powerful thing, assumptions, that can easily be tapped into.
BBCC
YUP! Hell, even something like removing glasses drastically changes how people expect to see you, as does a haircut/hairstyle change.
showler
I embarrass myself by remembering that his name was “Mack”, not Matt.
I’m still going on the theory that everyone knows that Clark Kent is Superman, but if the bulletproof guy who can twist I-beams into knots and shoot lasers from his eyes wants them to call him “Clark” and pretend they don’t recognize him just because he’s wearing glasses and a bad suit, that’s what they’ll do.
thejeff
Cute, but are all the villains going along with the game too?
Spencer
They do as long is they’re not in a “What If Superman Turned Evil” storyline.
196 thoughts on “Laundry girl”
Ana Chronistic
Quick! Nanab Berry!
…I wouldn’t put it past Amber to actually have a Pokéball to throw
foamy
It’s all fun and games until somebody loses an arm.
Ana Chronistic
Sal should kinda know about this anyway
Needfuldoer
Throwing toys is apparently how you make friends in the DoA universe. Amber just wants to be friends with Sal!
showler
We recently got plush pokeballs to sell at work.
I was incredibly disappointed that you couldn’t turn them inside out and have them turn into a pokemon.
Alan Lafond
Maybe they ran into copyright issues with Popples. 😉
Pat
Toys that you can turn into other toys by turning them inside-out have been around for a very long time.
DarkoNeko
Lol what 😀
DarkoNeko
Also, Sal taking aggressive actions against Amber, that’s gonna end well.
MatthewTheLucky
Amber’s finally had a psychotic break and formed a third personality:
Trainer Amy.
Ana Chronistic
She needs a Magi-kap!
Kris
You gotta weaken her first Amber! That’s day one stuff!
Shiro
In Pokemon Go you can’t weaken them, but you can feed them a razz berry to butter them up.
JessWitt
Mmm, raspberry butter.
de Combys
I bet you could do that by adding raspberries to a recipe of apple butter.
Thanks for the idea XD
JessWitt
Glad I could be of (unsuspecting) help.
Ed Rhodes
Can you put it on a beret?
Arianod
Don’t know about you, but I wouldn’t give Sal the raspberry.
motorfirebox
Only one man would DARE give Sal the raspberry!
Joe Moose
Lone Star!!!!!
Roborat
Wouldn’t razzing them just piss them off?
Aislashu
Not the first time Sal’s had balls bouncing off her face
Falling Star
I don’t know whether to say “noooooooo” or “yeeeeesssss” in response here.
Tacos
Nah, ya need a Master Ball to catch a Sal.
gkheyf
but then how will you catch saltwo?
Tacos
Hell if I know. I never played any of the games, I just watched the anime.
Cattleprod
You mean Walky? Distract him with Nachitos, I guess.
Passchendaele
With a lot of luck, 30+ minutes, 60+ pokeballs, and the hope it doesn’t run out of moves and Struggle itself to death (as has happened to me SO MANY TIMES).
Dragon_Nataku
inorite?? It’s like “I’D RATHER DIE THAN BE YOUR FRIEEEEEEEEEEEND *struggle*”
Kris
Who needs a Master ball when you have 999 Ultra balls and an hour to kill?
Derek
but what happens when she runs out of PP, starts using Struggle and kills herself? Happened to me with Tapu Lele
Kris
Soft reset!
svata
Ultra balls? Psh. Just wait until nighttime and use Dusk Balls.
Deanatay
… ecept Sals are actually stronger at night.
ValdVin
I’m just tired enough to have read “ball” as “bait”.
What’s that condition where one.imagines awful puns when nobody said it? And is this a result of the Sal Slipshine ad recently?
Dragon_Nataku
Maybe you just live in the Safari Zone
boop
Sal no, don’t reach in to an enclosed space after a clearly frightened person, that’s very scary and also a good way to lose your arm
Shiro
Like trying to extract a cat from a box.
Delicious Taffy
Everyone knows you just tilt the box and let gravity do the extractin’.
inqntrol
“Sal becomes enraged. It’s super effective.”
Passchendaele
“Sal used rummage. It’s not very effective.”
Falling Star
“Amber used imagination. It’s not very effective…”
Chrissy
Amber used anxiety! Oh no! Sal is confused!
Shiro
So a while ago, the Sprint store at my mall got a pokestop. About a month later, they added a second one on top of the first in the very same spot. Not gonna complain, it’s just weird.
Ana Chronistic
THREE BOOST MOBILES IN ONE SPOT
Only thing Lakeforest Mall has anymore, LITERALLY. Not even kidding, there are ZERO stores =p
Dragon_Nataku
This has been a thing from the beginning on my uni campus. Some (clever?) people submitted the same location twice under different names
Durandal_1707
If Amber’s costume covered her whole face like Iron Man’s or something, I could see this, but there is just no way that Sal shouldn’t be able to recognize her, especially given how much they’ve been hanging out together lately.
BBCC
AG wears a mask.
Durandal_1707
Barely. That thing hardly covers anything.
BBCC
But she still wears a mask.
Fart Captor
Also her hair is different. But mostly, this is only the second time Sal has bumped into Amber out of costume
BBCC
Real talk: AG is active, confident, has a different hairstyle, is taller (heeled boots), and always wears a mask and mostly runs around at night. Amber’s a slouchy, skittish nerd who runs away and freaks out and rarely leaves her room except to shower and go to class. Also she wears glasses. Glasses, posture, confidence, personality, height, and hairstyle all go a long way to looking different, which is also the real reason why nobody ever figures out Clark is Superman. I mean, just because you have a friend who SORTA looks like Jane Russell doesn’t mean your friend is secretly Jane Russell.
BBCC
And now I’ve ruined the joke, so I’ll be over here in the bad box.
zoelogical
so what you’re saying is that all i need to do to get people to stop mistaking me for my mom is get a radically different posture, hairstyle, heels, and personality
BBCC
It can’t hurt.
Dana
And don’t forget to be yourself!
Heather
Also a lot of people (save Lois who is perhaps a bit more sharp despite all the jokes people make) think Superman already revealed is secret identity anyway in universe (that he’s just Kal-El and chills in his fortress when not saving the planet), but yes the rest of the things fit as explanations as well.
I mean some people jump to AG being a student since I guess the time she appears fits but what if she was a townie/local who just tried to play it smart with her reveal dates? Etc. I imagine there are various theories in any case.
Also Sal has decided she’s not interested in learning who she is anyway, she’s not even really looking given the whole think with her deleting the phone tracking app anyway. I think Sal will figure it out anyway despite her disinterest in such potential knowledge but you can’t solve a maths problem you’re not interested in even trying, even if it seems relatively simple when the details are spelled out to you in retrospect.
BBCC
I believe general consensus was Lois figured it out immediately (or fairly quickly) but was willing to let it go because Superman’s mission was important and later because she wanted Clark to tell her the truth (and was surprised – happily – when he chose to do so prior to proposing). Everyone else sees mild mannered, slouchy, chunky looking (because he wears bulky clothes layered over his costumes), different hairstyled Clark who has glasses. Again, they might see a resemblance if you pressed it, but again, if you had a coworker who resembled John Stamos, you probably aren’t going to assume they’re actually factually John Stamos.
Kryss LaBryn
Hey, anyone remember the TV show “Night Court”? Remember Matt? Always wore cardigans, seemed a bit stout?
Remember when he did that underwear fashion shoot, and it ended up he was actually super muscular and cut?
Total shock to us all, because people in cardigans just aren’t muscular. If they’re large, it’s fat. Right? Right.
It’s all about what one assumes one is looking at, and that is a powerful thing, assumptions, that can easily be tapped into.
BBCC
YUP! Hell, even something like removing glasses drastically changes how people expect to see you, as does a haircut/hairstyle change.
showler
I embarrass myself by remembering that his name was “Mack”, not Matt.
Rotunda
Amber and Sal had an encounter in the sequence following Amber’s angry table-flipping.
Rotunda
Oops: here.
Kris
It’s also kind of a play on how no one recognizes Superman is Clark Kent.
John
I’m still going on the theory that everyone knows that Clark Kent is Superman, but if the bulletproof guy who can twist I-beams into knots and shoot lasers from his eyes wants them to call him “Clark” and pretend they don’t recognize him just because he’s wearing glasses and a bad suit, that’s what they’ll do.
thejeff
Cute, but are all the villains going along with the game too?
Spencer
They do as long is they’re not in a “What If Superman Turned Evil” storyline.
John
Every minute he puts into maintaining his “secret” identity is a minute he’s not thwarting them.
showler
Man, if masks don’t hide identities than the entire concept of super heroes falls apart.
StClair
Looks like it’s time to repost this clip from the 1978 movie, for everyone who (still) doesn’t believe it could work. (It does.)
Roborat