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Belchin’
Posted on November 13, 2014 by David M Willis

259 thoughts on “Belchin’”

  1. Jen Aside

    you know when it’s like “I didn’t even know I wanted this but now I want it SO BAD”??

    WACKY

    [Becky’s the Toph Beifong of DoA isn’t she]

    1. liahansen

      Maybe (Becky+Carla)/2

    2. Plasma Mongoose

      Are you suggesting that she can also “rock your world” if you know what I mean?

      1. Jen Aside

        “Would you say you have a ROCKY relationship lolololol??”

        “Hahahahahahaha!” *points*nudges*

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          “I can feel the earth. move. under my feet…”

    3. Gadgeteer Smashwidget

      From her reaction, I think that makes Joyce Sokka

      1. -Sentinel-

        Dorothy is clearly Katara.

        1. Doctor_Who

          Walky and Aang are already quite similar.

          Mary could be Azula. Mike is Zuko.

          Blaine for Fire Lord?

        2. -Sentinel-

          Azula is way too awesome to be comparable to Mary in any way.

        3. Plasma Mongoose

          Azula >>> Mary

        4. nothri

          Captain Crazy Pants away!

        5. Kiapdx

          No no Joyce is Aang. Rather oblivious but learning and has a very idealized world view and thinks talking solves everything (except for sexual perversion which is solved by face-punches). Also very reliant on what she was taught as a child.

        6. StClair

          and when she finally goes all levitating and glowy-eyed (or whatever the equivalent is here), she’s going to be effin’ terrifying.

        7. begbert2

          The equivalent is that face she made when she decided to start punching Joe in the face.

        8. Suitora

          And when she was getting Walky and Dorothy back together.

        9. Jen Aside

          Blaine for COMBUSTION MAN

        10. Gadgeteer Smashwidget

          I guess that makes Walky Aang?

        11. GuruBuckaroo

          Waang.

        12. Drakey

          Is it bad that I really wish there were people who shipped that just for that amazing, amazing name?

        13. Drakey

          AAAH! NO! I’M NOT SAL ANYMORE!

        14. Random832

          What? Gravatar update?

        15. gwalla

          Did you capitalize your email differently? That affects the hash function.

          I don’t think it’s a gravatar update because I’m still Sarah.

        16. Gadgeteer Smashwidget

          Danny is Zuko, they’re both adorable fuck-ups

        17. Gadgeteer Smashwidget

          woops, meant to reply to the Doctor above

        18. -Sentinel-

          I think Amber is Zuko, what with the daddy issues and sometimes being a masked avenger.

        19. Pantheon the Mantheon

          My God, it’s actually scary how well that fits. I guess that means Danny is Mei….. Ya, Mei got the short end on this one.

        20. Kennerly

          A Joe would be Sokka?

        21. mr. purple

          no, Sarah is Mei, becouse she hates everybody

    4. Camachri

      The Willis test: do two characters talk long enough to be shipped? (and if they don’t, is that going to stop any of us?)

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        They don’t even need to have even been in the same comic strip together for them to be shipped.

    5. Kernanator

      I KNOW, RIGHT?!

      The “inaugural poop” comment in the beginning should have tipped us off.

      1. Jen Aside

        the Chekhovest Chekhov’s Gun

      2. Plasma Mongoose

        Such a class act that Becky is.

    6. Gadgeteer Smashwidget

      that ship name just screams for this pairing to work, it’s great

      becky transfers to IU, makeouts happen, Joyce and Dotty are all over the emotional map

      1. tinfoil theory

        I don’t know about Joyce, but I’m sure there are plenty of other male virgins for Dorothy to break in…

      2. Deanatay

        Actually, I’d’ve gone with ‘BELCHY’.

    7. Yotomoe

      I ship them harder in one strip than I’ve shipped Walky and Dorothy in like…3 years.

      1. NoHeart

        I’m with ya on that

    8. MrSirk

      I’d ship them but I feel the relationship would be nothing but bodily functions….I ship it anyway.

      1. Jen Aside

        their ship is a garbage scow

        1. Historyman68

          There’s rubbish for every trash heap.

        2. oldFart

          Oh! A reference us old farts can get! Something about Scotty getting into a fight, right?

          All the anime/manga references sail right over my head.

      2. Yotomoe

        If you think about it, that’s what a lot of relationships are.

    9. Deanatay

      I’d’ve called them ‘BELCHY’, because of how they met. Still, I’d wonder if it’s the best ship. They’re too similar, personality-wise. I’m still rooting for ‘DORKY’.

    10. Maycroft

      YESSS!!!
      YESS, PLEASEEEE!!!

    11. Hinoron

      I get the impression Becky has a few more of her sharp corners rounded off than Joyce does. ^_^

  2. liahansen

    And the REAL Becky suddenly appears

  3. Dave

    Becky just rose up my Character Chart about… 4.75 points today.

    1. Doctor_Who

      (checks calculations) Hmmm….yes, her Ensemble Darkhorse rating is now up to over 600 milliUrkels (or 4.5 Fonzarellis, if you aren’t on the metric system).

    2. saltchocolate

      Agreed. Becky, while totally gross, is also fabulous for out-burping Walky. (She made his hoodie strings sway in the breeze from her burp. That is hard to top.)

      1. Bill

        I don’t think that was from the breeze.  Walky never expected that his mating call would be answered — he thought he was alone — and he flinched.

        1. saltchocolate

          Ha!

        2. sps48

          Nope. If Walky was flinching away from the burp, the hoodie strings would trail behind, not lead the way.
          Note his hair. Walky, his hoodiestring,, and his hair are all being blasted away by the force of Becky’s burp!

  4. shadowcell

    the burp that launched a thousand ships

    1. Jen Aside

      an AIRSHIP lololololol

      [sorry]

      [[not sorry]]

      1. Gadgeteer Smashwidget

        this non-pun reminds me of the play “The Drowsy Chaperone”

        1. jpic89

          Funny, my sister was just in that play at school a couple months ago. What did it remind you of exactly?

    2. Foxhack

      That ship ain’t ever runnin’ outta gas.

  5. Mr. Random

    I’m really liking Becky, guys.

    1. newllend

      Becky best girl.

    2. Distrustful Guy

      Nah I don’t trust her. She got hella secret or something. Very strong religious upbringing, travels across the country on a whim?

      I don’t understand it but I have a feeling Sarah will.

      1. Ducky

        It’s kind of obvious – she’s running away.

        After her last conversation with Joyce, she realized that Joyce was getting everything that Becky wanted: a life independent of her parents and her upbringing, with no religious shame or compunctions.

        Becky doesn’t know how conflicted Joyce is feeling. Joyce, being her lovely oblivious self, doesn’t realize that Becky feels trapped in the life that brought her so much comfort as a child. That’s the next bit of drama between the two of them.

        1. Mr. Random

          ^
          Yo.

        2. saltchocolate

          +1 more

      2. Thomas64

        Travels across the country on a whim

        Anderson, IN to Bloomington, IN is 93 miles.

  6. MrSirk

    Man, Walky ..she just took you to school brah.

  7. Yotsuyasan

    Yay, getting back to Joyce and Becky! If we did have to leave Ruth and Billie, that was where I was hoping the story would turn.

    Anyway…

    The Great “Help Yotsuyasan Choose A New Gravatar” of 2014:
    The Epic and Disturbing Conclusion!

    As of 11:00 p.m. yesterday, the votes (as counted by me) were as follows:

    Option #1 (Ruth): 4

    Option #2 (Yotsuyasan): 3

    Option #3 (Blaine as The Joker): 14

    And so the winner, because the internet is full of horrible people (including myself for presenting as an option in the first place), is…

    Blaine!!!

    So, from now on, whenever I post a comment, you will all get to enjoy that face smiling out at you!

    I hope you are all happy, internet. I hope you are happy.

    …

    …

    …

    😀

    1. Van Dyne

      You terrible person, appropriating Dumbing of Age characters and making them comic book people.

      1. Yotsuyasan

        I know! Who would do such a thing?

    2. Cholma

      Joker Blaine is just disturbing on so many levels.

      1. Gadgeteer Smashwidget

        it works so well, though

      2. nothri

        Dude, calm. Why so serious, huh?

        1. StClair

          Hey, wanna see a magic trick?

        2. Yotsuyasan

          I can make this cel phone disappear!

  8. someguywithakatana

    Well Walky, time to fail upwards…

    1. ShaggyDonahugh

      I find it strangely appropriate that a mary gravatar is saying this.

  9. Emperor Kiva

    DAAAAAAAAAAAMN! Joyce ease up

    1. begbert2

      She’s worried that Walky will steal another of her friends.

      She shouldn’t worry though; when Walky finds out Becky is an insane-level fundie he’ll backpedal fast.

      1. Ducky

        I wouldn’t be so sure about Becky…

      2. Dorje Sylas

        We have yet to see the fundieness from Becky. The suspicion is she’s fundmentaly snapped and is on the run. This would make Walky even more interesting.

  10. Plasma Mongoose

    Becky is sounding better and better as this comic goes on. ^_^

    1. nothri

      Yeah….which makes me nervous. I’m afraid she’s like getting married to Joyce’s date rapist or something.

      1. Yotomoe

        Then that guy will have to deal with her burping all over him all the time. It’s her secret 20 year revenge plot.

      2. Emperor Kiva

        Fuck that would suck!

      3. Plasma Mongoose

        Even Willis wouldn’t do THAT for drama sake… I hope…

        1. nothri

          Your face in Willis’ limited capacity for inflicting misery upon his characters and audience is refreshing. Naive, but refreshing.

        2. nothri

          Faith, not face.

        3. ShaggyDonahugh

          FAAAAAaaa….I don’t even have the energy to say it.

        4. Kryss LaBryn

          You mean not FAAAAACE.

        5. ShaggyDonahugh

          Thank you, I ran out of breath.

      4. Mr k

        She plans on murdering Joyce, I bet.

        1. Emperor Kiva

          She better not!

        2. begbert2

          And then one day right in the middle of a storyline some character opens the door and finds Joyce dead. Final panel just says “The End”. Next strip is just author-drawn-style Willis laughing maniacally for sixteen panels (finales get larger comics). And that’s it, final comic.

          He does this on the first of April, but it turns out he wasn’t kidding.

        3. M FunnyBone

          If I were a comic/web-comic artist/writer I would totally do that.

        4. Opus the Poet

          And wearing her face like a mask so Becky can steal Joyce’s life and friends. But as Pintsize found out that never works. http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2310

  11. Marc in MN

    You say that like it’s a bad thing, Walky.

  12. GoogerGeiger

    I think Walky is getting ahead of himself. Sure, he committed come “L-word” faux-pas, but that shouldn’t be grounds for break-up.

    1. MattR

      It’s his first real relationship, he doesn’t know that.

      1. alicemacher

        Yeah, it’s a common mistake of people new to relationships, thinking that one argument means it’s all over.

        1. sun tzu

          Well, they DID briefly break up over pajama pants, so…

        2. Ducky

          If one argument breaks it up, that wasn’t a relationship 😛

  13. winter

    And she looks so composed and refined there in panel 5! With her fist pressed over her mouth.

    Burping with style. A+

    1. Yotomoe

      It’s not flying it’s Falling with style!

  14. Taigan

    With Joyce’s family of brothers (mostly) I’m surprised she’s not used to this.

    1. nothri

      Burping is probably the sign of the devil in the Brown household.

    2. Historyman68

      “Used to it” doesn’t mean you have to like it.

    3. sun tzu

      I don’t think Joyce minds Becky belching, so much as she minds her belching in response to Walky.

  15. dailybrad

    Becky’s fun.

  16. Calvin Coolage

    >You will never have your own Becky
    Why oh why do I go on living?

    1. Calvin Coolage

      Nice going, Calvin.
      You messd up your own email address.

      1. Calvin Coolage

        Anyways, as I was trying to say: why can’t I have my own Becky?

        1. Opus the Poet

          Ask The Willis for a commision…

  17. Rachel Roth

    Wow. She is normal…

  18. Yotomoe

    Wow. Becky just shot up to like…3rd on my favorite girls list. Right behind Billie and Sierra and Above Amber and Sal.

    1. Mr k

      Who’s on your least favorite girls list?

      1. Calvin Coolage

        Mary, for sure.

      2. Plasma Mongoose

        I’m fairly certain that Mary would be on THAT list.

      3. Yotomoe

        Joyce is probably on there. She’s cute but I can’t stand her personality.

        1. Kelly

          I like her in the comic strip for some reason. IRL I am sure I wouldn’t be able to stand her. It would be like the Joyce-Dina situation, but moreso

        2. Disloyal Subject

          I believe she’d treat me more like Mike – avoidance, with violence when interaction is inevitable.
          The dinosaur bit is infuriating, though. “Test of faith” razzum frazzum…

        3. Disloyal Subject

          Oh hey my gravatar is working. Fare thee well, leering Joe.

      4. MrSirk

        There’s only one person on anyone’s least favorite girl list and we all know who it is.

        1. Lawzlo

          Really, Malaya doesn’t get any hate? She’ll be so disappointed.

          Actually, I like Malaya a lot as a character, even if I probably couldn’t stand her in real life if I actually met her. She’s entertaining.

        2. Ducky

          Malaya isn’t worth the energy to hate.

        3. Jen Aside

          I’m sure Blaine would manage to get on there anyway

      5. nothri

        A whole gaggle of characters mothers. No “for a nickel” jokes this time. There are just quite a few really horrible maternal figures amongst our cast’s forebears.

  19. Kernanator

    How did you not see this coming, Joyce? You’ve known her for how long again?

  20. ThisIsSoLemons

    Can Becky never leave?

    Like, can she become the main character of this comic now?

    1. Kelly

      agree

    2. nothri

      Uh, excuse me! Riley is due to become the main character when that slot opens up. Becky can damn way take a number!

      1. 4th Dimension

        Considering that this comic seems to run on about 1:57 scale of comic vs real time, and the fact that Riley is due to go to college in what 4-5 years? we can conclude that she will become one of the main characters in 4*57 approx 200 years.
        I think Becky can keep her place warm untill then.
        Based on: http://dumbingofage.tumblr.com/image/97895976082

        1. HMRC4EVR

          Well, you know there are people willing to wait that long to ship Riley properly so they won’t feel scuzzy cause of her age. Then everyone could ship Riley and Howard and not feel like ‘it came from the depths of 4chan!’ or something.

        2. Plasma Mongoose

          Longest Jailbait Wait EVER!

  21. Barf Ninjason

    Walkerton, offended greatly, immediately challenged the young woman to a farting contest, at dawn the next morning.

    1. Calvin Coolage

      As they drew gas, Joyce suddenly let one rip that put them both to shame.

      1. John

        She would not be the first Joyce to defeat Walky with her gastrointestinal system.

    2. Yotomoe

      The campus had to be evacuated and quarantined.

    3. Rabid Rabbit

      My lady and her Maid upon a merry pin,
      they made a match at farting who would the wager win.
      Joan lights three candles then and sets them bolt upright,
      with the first fart she blew them out, with the next she gave them light.
      In comes my Lady then with all her might and main,
      and blew them out and in and out and in and out again.

      (Can be heard here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwrrPPNR5is)

      1. Tandel

        http://media2.giphy.com/media/b9aScKLxdv0Y0/giphy.gif

  22. Stephen Bierce

    …”And the Landslide will bring you down”

  23. alicemacher

    I forecast a wave of Becky/Walky shipping.

    Also I’m reminded of that scene from Revenge of the Nerds II.

    “Master!”

    “Soon, my son, you will take over.”

  24. newllend

    Becky ! you are now one of my favorites.

  25. AgentKeen

    Oh no
    Oh dear god no

    1. nothri

      za?

      1. Kelly

        Elliot?

        1. GamaranSepudomyn

          That guy?

  26. Anonymous #926

    Just noticed that even their eyes are practically the same

  27. Mkvenner

    I think I know what the next slipshine project is going to be.

    1. Yotomoe

      Walky and Becky belch and eat mcnuggets. Sounds kinda fetishy.

      1. The_Master

        It’s a niche project.

      2. Opus the Poet

        That’s one of the joys of the Internets, there is literally something for everyone if you look long enough.

        1. Dirk Strider's Splinter Hopeself

          People who want to be anthromorphic animals? Hah, I bet-

          no wait

        2. Mkvenner

          You just had to bring that up didn’t you. >(

  28. Cheryl

    Mother of shipping gods!!!

    1. Arkadi

      The gods of shipping are pleased!!

  29. Nono

    Nice homage to that Joyce and Walky strip, too.

    1. Nono

      http://www.joyceandwalky.com/d/20070616.html

      This one, for those who don’t remember.

      1. Kryss LaBryn

        Thanks!

  30. arank11

    Okay, 1. I ship it
    2. Am I the only one who thinks Joyce looks really anime in the last panel?
    “Baka! Becky-chan, do not engage in the belch duel of dishonor! Kawai!” (I don’t watch a lot of anime, in case you can’t tell)

    1. Calvin Coolage

      I see it too……
      Someone get joyce a Gundam pilot suit.

      1. John

        Will Eva do?

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          Joyce as Asuka? I didn’t see that coming.

        2. John

          That’d be Shinji that you see coming.

          (I’m sorry.)

      2. 4th Dimension

        How about these: http://www.joyceandwalky.com/d/20040513.html

      3. tinfoil theory

        You do realize that sending 14yo boys to the frontlines in flying machines is not merely fiction in Japan, do you?

        1. Disloyal Subject

          Ouch. I think I know the next random encounter for my gaming group now.

  31. chris73

    Egads! The game is afoot!

  32. Gigafreak

    http://www.joyceandwalky.com/d/20070616.html
    Becky’s belching knitting proficiency is a multiversal constant.

  33. Idon'tcarenomore

    And a new romance is belched er born.

  34. Boomwolf

    K, so Becky is now second favorite. Any woman who can burp like that is twenty types of awesome in my book.

    However, she will forever fall short behind Dina. Because Dina.

    1. Disloyal Subject

      Affirmative. I’ve only met one such lady, and she is the best of aunts.
      Hail Dina.

  35. takashid

    ………becky/walky??? if that happens, even temporarily, talk about a dark horse ship

    1. Deanatay

      ‘belchy’

  36. Opus the Poet

    And the new name of the strip will be “It’s Becky!”

  37. Kevin

    Becky’s statement makes no sense. She just out-burped him.

    1. Kelly

      no, in her context a “worse” belch is a weaker one. As in, he sucks at belching.

    2. Morty

      I think you’re seriously underestimating just how attractive someone who can out belch you is to a person like Walky. At the very least it demands respect

  38. Idon'tcarenomore

    I have been a Willis fan from the day I discovered Walky. I backtracted to Roomies. And have been hooked since.
    I didn’t start posting right away, And Never ‘Shipped’ Any Pair on Day One.

    But, going back and re-reading this one again: these two are perfect for each other.

    Dorothy and Walky were never going anyway regardless of Dorothy’s admission of love: she is the one that stated the rules – no commitments. Walky, complicated but simple soul that he is, believed her. Silly boy.

    I don’t think a break will seriously scar either Dorothy or Walky.

    Becky has gotta be added to the regulars….

  39. Arkadi

    The ship, it is launched.

  40. Lordmazapan

    Love is in the burp.

    1. Arkadi

      Everywhere I burp around.

  41. Rocketboy1313

    Anybody anticipating Joe hooking up with Becky?

    1. Boom

      I’m anticipating Walky and Becky now.

    2. tinfoil theory

      Solely based on her looks (personality is for sober people, and sobriety does not facilitate the threesomes), Joe would pass her on to his wingman, Danny, so that Dan gets laid by a real woman for a change instead of passing up ex-cheeleaders and the one girl in CS for an unrealistic fantasy.

      1. Bill

        “… the one girl in CS …”

        Please explain “”CS”.  It does not compute.

        1. Opus the Poet

          Computer Sciences

  42. David Alexander McDonald

    I don’t know what it is, but red-headed girls can belch the paint off of battleships. Even the tiny ones. I have retired from the belching world because of this.

    1. Orangey

      Haha, I don’t know about that dude, I’m pretty terrible at it!

  43. Coco

    Becky just gave me the biggest Whyboner.

    1. Rutee

      I may regret asking, but what is a ‘whyboner’.

      1. OnyxIdol

        I presume a boner that confuses you and makes you go “Whyyyyyy”

      2. What was the question again?

        boners can be classified into three major order; the Whyboners (bonerquerum), the IKnowThatBoners (bonerfamiliarus) and the wtfboner (bonerfromU2).

        The wtfboner is probably the most contentious of the orders, originally classified as just extreme cases of bonerquerum, it is currently considered to in fact consist of two seperate orders, the wtfboner for boners that defy all reason and logic and good taste, and the wellyoucouldhavetoldmesoonerboner (bonerqueerum) for cases of surprise sexual awakenings.

      3. Deanatay

        It’s like, “I have the weirdest boner right now. WHYYYYY?”

  44. Intie

    I’d choose mcnuggets over Dorothy any day

  45. Hoboturtle

    Wait, the fans only just started constructing the BeckyJoyce ship. It’s not ready for navy combat!

    1. Arkadi

      Sucks to be it, then.

  46. Poskie

    Walky… grab a (rebound) piece of that freckled ass.

  47. A5PECT

    What was that about failing upwards, Walky?

  48. zebrathinker

    i don’t ship it per se because Walky and Dorothy are like the BEST

    but Walky and Becky becoming unlikely pals in a way that hilariously contrasts his attitude toward Joyce? yes pls.

    1. Aolbain

      OK yeah I prefer this scenario

      1. timemonkey

        Plus Joyce’s reaction should be priceless.

        1. Aolbain

          Poor Joyce, all her friends likes Walky.

  49. Aolbain

    Ehrm

    http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-5/01-when-somebody-loved-me/surprise/#comment-340967

    1. ShaggyDonahugh

      Wow.

    2. Kim

      who are you, Aolbain? Willis in disguise? from the future? tell’s!

      1. Aolbain

        Why not both?

    3. saltchocolate

      I’m impressed. And you went there before seeing them side by side in matching hoodie-n-shorts outfits!

    4. cesium133

      Reading that, I’m thinking Roborat is right. Only an alien in a Becky suit could burp that well.

  50. Ruck Bogers

    Well, I think I may be in love.
    Dammit, Willis.

  51. Rutee

    I don’t think you’re over yet, Wally. I mean, Dotty’s pretty level headed. But it’s not a good thing if she doesn’t feel like talking to you, specifically, right now!

  52. Waffle

    Oh shit! We were all worried about Ruth and Billie, it was all a ruse. This is where all the sadness happens. You cheeky brilliant bastard.

  53. XMinusOne

    AHAHAHAHA! Becky, you devil, you. Puttin’ Caramel Boy in the shade like that. Next thing you’ll be sharin’ a box of McNuggets and breakin’ poor Joyce’s heart.

    Now I wanna hear Aaaa … Eeee … Iiii … Oooo .. Uuuuu … urp!

  54. CianM1301

    …I don’t like where this is going…

  55. zmm

    I’m pretty fond of Becky honestly..

    I’m kinda waiting for the other shoe….

    Also Walky don’t jump to conclusions on your gf yet brah

  56. heavvymetalqueen

    Good Becky, she knows the status of Burp Champion is something that must be defended at all times *former high school Burp Champion*

  57. Chase

    The author is clearly shipping these two pretty hard.

    1. saltchocolate

      I saw what you did there, Chase.

  58. Zaxares

    … “Here comes a new challenger!”

    For Walky’s heart.

  59. ATN

    A challenger appears!

  60. skdk

    Dont tell me they will fall in love

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      It aint love until toys are thrown in the FAAAAACE!

  61. maxlines

    Boy, he gives up easy, don’t he?

  62. Shadow12000

    Uh oh

  63. Swoop

    She’s gay. Walky has never been more turned on in his life, but this will go nowhere. Shipping will only lead to disappointment.

    1. Disloyal Subject

      Ah, perfect. All the cuteness of the discussed ships with all the drama too, and a Willis-sized scoop of tragedy.

  64. Lume

    SHE HAS THE SAL ACCENT

  65. What was the question again?

    Oh shit, Joyce has unleashed a semen demon upon the dorm!

    1. Aolbain

      A what?

      1. APersonAmI

        A Demon of, or by, the seeds that make babies when combined with a womb, in the case of human reproduction.

        No, I do not understand it, either.

  66. stevecharb

    Walky reconsiders his “Dorothy is the best possible girlfriend” position

  67. Darwin

    It’s official. Becky is the total package.

  68. Malchus

    This isn’t a ship, it’s a damned u-boat. It just up and surfaced when no one was expecting it.

    1. Fred

      Ship?
      Ship.

      1. Arkadi

        Shippety shippety ship.

  69. Deanatay

    LET ME SING YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE

  70. Regalli

    … ALL BY HIMSEEEE- wait, what.

  71. Dumbmessage

    Shiping? Shiping.Yes. Wacht itch Dorochy.

  72. Joe

    Walky. One argument doesn’t mean the relationship’s over.
    Just give her a little bit of time, and don’t fuck it up when you talk to her again.

    1. Killjoy

      He should tell her the same thing he said to Billie in the last panel yesterday.

  73. OmegaDez

    I know a girl who burps like that.
    Then she still complains when I burp or when I fart.

  74. Bill M.

    Just great, I have the weirdest boner right now.

    Seriously, though, I think this moves Becky up close to my second favorite college girl right now, just behind Dina. If only Dina burped like that would Becky be out of the running for me.

  75. Robert

    haha walky’s face in panel 4: “D-Did that girl just burp in my FACE?!?!? EWWWWWWwwwwww!!!”

    1. Arkadi

      FAAAAAAAAACE.

  76. Em

    Aw man I hope Becky and Walky become friends! 😀

  77. Raznaak

    She reminds me of one of my girl friend. Up to now, nobody ever beat her in a burping contest. NOBODY.

    1. Raznaak

      And she’s a gamer chick too.

  78. Willoughby Chase

    Woody Allen has common smelling as the courtship ritual. In this universe, belching is the preferred signifier for attraction.

  79. gwalla

    Oh. My. God.
    Becky, listen to that burp.

  80. Sir Robin

    What’s that on the horizon? Is that a … new ship?

  81. Vangeln

    ‘Also I hafta belittle my girlfriend’s declaration of love.’

  82. mrmudkip

    I ship it. Sorry, Dorothy

  83. Disloyal Subject

    Boy did I pick the wrong day to show up late. This is glorious.

  84. Tess

    That was my first thought too!

  85. Deathhead

    Is that the same look he gave Dorothy when he first fell for her?

  86. ninja_jesus

    New best friend!

  87. Roborat

    Marlon Perkins: “Shhh, quite everybody. Here we have the shy and elusive red hooded nerdmouse, in it’s natural environment. Be quiet, we don’t want to spook it. And there is it’s mating call. And look! Look! A female has responded. Also take note that this is one of the few species where the female plumage is more colourful than the male.”

  88. Vree

    Okay now I’m trying to come up with Walky pairings that all result in funny kid names that can be in spin off or something.

    Ruth + Walky = Rocky
    Becky + Walky = Backy & Wacky (the twins!)
    Sarah + Walky = Sacky
    Dorothy + Walky = Docky
    Dina + Walky = Ducky
    Mike – Walky = Mocky
    Carla + Walky = Cackly

    Pairings with Conquest or Faz have NSFW names.

    Also nothing results in Packy?…

  89. JA

    Wow, here at first I thought Walky belched and then cracked a massive fart.

  90. Bernardo Arteaga

    I thought he was farting on that second to last panel. Took me a while to figure out it was somebody else

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