Fistfight
Posted on May 28, 2020 by David M Willis

159 thoughts on “Fistfight”

  1. Ana Chronistic

    dude is just LOOKING for trouble by doing that instead of staying put

    1. SuperZero

      On the one hand, it’s what they good guys did. On the other, why didn’t he do something about his bonds first?

      1. Chaucer59

        You’re expecting someone who assisted Blaine in a kidnapping scheme to engage in rational thought?

        1. UncolaMan

          He’s doing what worked for the boss: ditch everyone else when things go bad.

        2. DudeMyDadOwnsaDealership

          Same goes for most people who make prisons a necessity to society. It also doesn’t hurt for Malaya that he’s the ugliest one in the bunch, either.

        3. Librain

          I’m not sure how private prison owning corporations are relevant here?

      2. Opus the Poet

        Because the kidnappees had recent experience on how to not be bound with duct tape while the kidnappers had no such experience.

    2. a/snow/mous/e

      This is an allegory for how we should stay at home lest the Marcievirus infect us.

      1. a/snow/mous/e

        *Malayavirus gdi, i need to get my M’s straight

        1. a/snow/mous/e

          (except they’re queer oops)

        2. MIB4u

          I lol’d. XD

        3. Deanatay

          The Malayavirus, or GDAMNIT-19, has a higher rate of mortality than most other girlviruses of its kind.

        4. Needfuldoer

          And an asymptomatic dwell time of… *checks buffer watch* three months.

  2. Wack'd

    Sal/Carla OTP

    1. jez2718

      Beat me to it

    2. Doctor_Who

      Shall we call it Sarla or Cal?

      1. HeySo

        I’m in favor of Carly (Carla + Sally). It seems to be the cutest pair name we can get from those two, and the alternatives (Sarla, Salra, Cal, Cally) are kinda.. iffy.

      2. greatcontagion

        I vote for Cal. So when you’re talking about it or see it in canon, it’s the Cal Zone.

        1. anonymousethatscurriesinthedarkness

          That pun is just so cheesy – Boooooo
          😉

        2. HeySo

          Cheesy is fine. Desirable, even.
          It’s when you realize there’s sausage involved that it gets.. weird.

    3. Leadsynth

      I like to think that even tho Carla is ace af, she was still into touching Sal’s hips/butt during the motorcycle ride.

  3. DailyBrad

    Ah, okay, so Carla’s there. Also, looks like Malaya may not have been nearby for the “Amber” mentions. Not that it’d make a big difference either way, I don’t see who she’d even mention it to.

    1. He Who Abides

      I doubt she’d care, honestly.

    2. Tarnagh

      It could be a good thing that Carla is there, considering who her parents are. Specifically how wealthy and influential they probably are.

  4. Stephen Bierce

    MALAYA SMASH!

    1. Reltzik

      Godammit Malay–… actually, no, I’m okay with this.

      1. anonymousethatscurriesinthedarkness

        Why not both?
        This is Malaya we are talking about after all.

        1. Deanatay

          GODDAMNIT, MALAYA! KICK HIS ASS!!

  5. ReFlex76

    “God answers lesbian prayers.”

    As proven by the finale of She-ra and the Princesses of Power.

    1. Yumi

      God’s a lesbian

      1. Opus the Poet

        I find it highly probable She is.

        1. Zaxares

          They say God loves everyone, so I’m more of the belief she’s a Pansexual. 😉

        2. Caspar Mulders

          Also, God is said to be all-seeing, which opens up a whole new can of creepy voyeurist theology.

        3. anonymousethatscurriesinthedarkness

          Where do you think mom powers originate when it comes to her kids?

        4. Rabid Rabbit

          Uncle Randy’s got you covered: https://somethingpositive.net/sp04262010.shtml

        5. Strangeshapes

          Your avatar makes this comment.

      2. abysswatcher1993

        I am an atheist/agnostic, so god’s existence in relationtion to gender and sexuality seems pointless.

        However, in the topic of she ra, it’s more like lesbianism is a form of magic that can defy reality like some gurren lagann will power drill, though this time the main couple doesn’t suffer what Simon and Mia suffered.

        1. sharktrs

          >lesbianism is a form of magic that can defy reality like some gurren lagann will power drill

          I suddenly feel an incredible urge to watch She-Ra

    2. Pope William T Wodium

      Screw you I haven’t seen it yet.

      1. ReFlex76

        I didn’t reveal anything specific.

  6. CMasta

    Serious Ghostbuster vibes from Carla’s line.

    1. Doctor_Who

      Carla never needs to question whether she’s a deity, she was born knowing.

      The awesomeness of Sal’s motorbike however, is something that must be experienced firsthand.

  7. Lawzlo

    But don’t feed your Malaya after midnight or get water on her.

    1. Doctor_Who

      My favorite Malaya from Malaya 2 was the Bat-Malaya, but the Vegetable-Malaya was cool too.

      1. He Who Abides

        The Brain-Malaya was the best! How could you forget about her!?

    2. AntJ

      or else… https://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/03-up-all-night-to-get-vengeance/beforesunrise/

  8. Bunny

    It’s nice to see Malaya’s good for something.

    1. Makkabee

      She’s responsible for bringing Fuckface to campus.

  9. Puckish Rogue

    Well sure Malaya if you really want to be arrested by the cops then have at it but since hes posing no threat and is tied up you could just drop him to ground instead

    1. BBCC

      She can’t drop him to the ground with a punch? 😛

    2. Puckish Rogue

      I’m not a legal expert but if you were in court could you justify why Malaya punched the guy to the ground instead of tripping/throwing/dragging etc etc him down given that his arms and legs are tied up and hes blindfolded

      Not saying he doesn’t deserve a good hiding but if he was to fall to the ground and sustain something serious like a broken nose or fractured skull or something then Malaya could find herself having to face charges

      1. Ophidiophile

        Well, he is blindfolded, and with Sal gone, who is going to identify her as his attacker?

        Plus, this is Malaya; she’s as likely to lay him out as she is to just lay him.

        1. Caspar Mulders

          Or both. In that order. With equal malice.

        2. Roborat

          He isn’t blindfolded, he is still wearing his bad guy mask.

        3. Needfuldoer

          ‘”I know you’re an accomplice to murder and kidnapping, but you’re not fakey, right?”

      2. Victor

        It’s easily justifiable. He’s under arrest (having committed a felony in the presence of a citizen, and attempting to commit another felony (escape) in Malaya’s presence), she can use reasonable force to stop him.

        Shooting him would be excessive force, a punch would not be. A curbstomping once he’s on the ground would be excessive force.

        Keep in mind that this guy is now on the hook for kidnapping and felony murder. Nobody is going to prosecute Malaya for stopping him.

    3. Segnosaur

      Technically an over-eager or misguided prosecutor might try to have Malaya if she hits the guy. But I don’t think she would have problems defending herself…

      1) the man she was hitting was a violent criminal 2) one of his co-conspirators had already escaped and taken a hostage 3) the former kidnap victims had escaped by faking that they were still tied up so it’s possible that this guy is doing the same. All that might give her a “worried for my safety” defense.

      1. Puckish Rogue

        I guess the real issue for me is the idea that it’s ok to beat up on the guy thats basically helpless, that can’t defend himself (and yeah I’d want to smack him around as well) yet when the police assault a criminal (or alleged criminal) its considered police brutality (and rightfully so)

        I just think its kind of telling what we’d do if there weren’t any consequences for our actions…

        1. Sam

          If there weren’t any consequences for our actions (legally speaking), then most people would still opt to be moral and wouldn’t turn into violent people or murderers overnight. It’s the already violent, immoral and uncaring, who only hold themselves back because going to jail would be inconvenient, or that don’t have the power to get away with it, that would be the problem.

          Malaya already has a violent disposition and a lack of care about the law, I don’t feel surprised that she would think beating up a defenseless person with more force than necessary to stop them is fine (we know he is 100% guilty which makes it seem more understandable to us too but if we weren’t sure, we’d likely see that as too far regardless). Malaya is already not the most moral, kind or pleasant person.

          If the law was removed from the equation though, people like Dorothy and Walky still wouldn’t be going around starting fights or anything though. Because they’re not fighty people and have no desire to get into them. It wouldn’t radically change good people into bad people if there were no consequences. It would just give the people that were already inclined to act out in bad ways the freedom to.

          Which wouldn’t necessarily be people with murderous ideation (which no one who suffers from it asks for) or anger problems (which comes with many mental illnesses) or impulse control problems (again, comes with many mental illnesses). It’d be people with loose or no morals that would give themselves permission to act out. Because like, if there was no law right now, would you go out and just start a fight? Probably not. For pretty much all the same reasons you wouldn’t with the law in place.

          What ‘we’ would do is stay pretty much the same though maybe be more lax on things we thought were stupid as a society in the first place and already pretty much disregarded. What Malaya would do is probably deck a few extra people that she doesn’t like. What someone like Blaine obsessed with control and maintaining power would do would be incomprehendable, because he already wants to do bad things and get away with it (even if normally he is too stupid to guarantee his getting away with it).

        2. Puckish Rogue

          Its why I like games like skyrim and fallout new vegas, because there are no consequences yet I still find myself playing in a moral way

        3. thejeff

          Police are heavily armed and hold authority. They need to be held to higher standards than regular citizens because of that.

        4. anonymousethatscurriesinthedarkness

          Yet they now have this new thing called “Qualified Immunity”.
          Also they don’t actually have to know the law, just think they know the law.
          It is how imaginary charges like “recording me doing bad stuff” are dropped yet “resisting arrest” will still be prosecuted.

        5. thejeff

          Well, I’m speaking more in terms of how they should be treated, rather than our current reality.

    4. CMasta

      Malaya getting arrested for assault is the storyline I’ve been craving.

      Go for it.

  10. Miri

    I thought Malaya was about to punch out Walky for a moment… I prefer this outcome ?

    1. Puckish Rogue

      I’d be ok with it

    2. Yumi

      I think Walky thought that, too.

  11. General Tekno

    Name of the next book, I see?

  12. Keulen

    I don’t know why but I assumed they were all gonna go after Blaine somehow. I guess I kinda forgot that they only have Sal’s motorcycle to chase his van with.

    1. Ray Radlein

      I sort of thought that Carla might hang on to the back of the bike with her skates and get towed along, which would be hella stupid and dangerous, of course

      1. HeySo

        Well, it was already implied that Malaya did that same routine with a skateboard on the way there. 😛

  13. Hex Hornet

    Malaya’s not herself when she’s hungr– oh, wait. She’s TOTALLY herself right now.

  14. Sirksome

    No offense to Becky but I don’t know how I feel about god on this one. I mean one of the main bad guys believed god was working through him and now he’s dead and I don’t know it that was good or bad.

    1. Regalli

      Remember that when we’re talking about an all-powerful being who controls everything in their PARTICULAR universe, we’re talking about Willis.

      (I’m pretty sure I remember the origin of the line being a blogpost on the DoA Tumblr back after the first car chase about how important it was that Becky not be fridged or Very Special Episoded as a step for Joyce’s development. And in specific, how THIS God responded to Becky’s trouble by sending a superhero, a badass lady, and her best friend on a motorcycle to rescue her.)

      1. Sirksome

        So is this in reference to everytime someone mentions god it’s Willis or just Becky? I mean I know he creates the comic and for all purposes is god to the characters but it kind of just makes me uncomfortable to have Ross justifying his actions in the name of Willis.

        1. HeySo

          Willis has been cursed for less. 😛

          Well, in the previous universe, they always invoked The Cheese in place of God, so there’s also that consideration. Not that that carried over to DoA, but I somewhow imagine Walky still manages to keep to the faith. 😛

      2. Wack'd

        Willis was referring back to what Becky said immediately before she and Dina kissed for the first time.

        1. Regalli

          Forgot that, thanks!

      3. deathjavu

        I think this was most relevant when Ethan was apologizing to God for spending his Bar mitzvah (?) money on expensive transformers. And all I could think was “it’s ok Ethan, your universe’s God understands completely.”

    2. HeySo

      Honestly, “evil* was punished, and no good people had to infringe upon their morality to accomplish the task” seems like the best justification *for* an interfering God.

      *(Using the interpretation of “any entity which is willfully or irrationally destructive, or is significantly antagonistic to the instrinsic moral rights of others”, not the “anything antagonistic to a given ethos” one)

      Meanwhile, “someone used [X]’s name to commit evil, without any sort of clear validation by [X] that such a usage of their name was agreeable, and thereby [X] is at fault” is really one of the most senseless arguments against religion, given that the logic is readily transferrable to address non-deific entities and just doesn’t hold up when reframed and analyized.

      Put more clearly: If I start kidnapping people in your name, you probably wouldn’t be okay with the fault of that practice being attributed to you, either. 😛

  15. brumagem

    I appreciate willis for having the forethought to put a page of levity in between all the stressful pages

    1. Puckish Rogue

      Is that sarcasm?

      1. Roborat

        No, it looks like it is Brumagem.

  16. Tan

    When God closes a van, he opens the door of an AirBnB. To violence.

  17. TomHCinMI

    We should know that guy’s name, shouldn’t we?

    1. Regalli

      I mean, he’s probably appeared enough times to merit it?

      But also, eeeeh.

      1. Jamie

        “Hoppy Dude”.

        1. AGV

          Malaya’s punching bag

    2. Makkabee

      *tosses tied-up guy in pool*

      “Bob.”

      1. Miri

        “… Make that Bob Briefly.”

      2. Chris

        *Lays him out in front of the door*

        “Matt.”

  18. PB

    I never thought I’d say this but:

    Thank you, Malaya.

    1. Makkabee

      It’s okay to support the bad person against the worse person.

  19. Regalli

    Is this the first time we’ve had ‘God answers lesbian prayers’ directly in strip, or did it come up in a church scene of Becky’s before now as well?

    In any case, my vote for Dumbing of Age Book 10 title. Just vague and lighthearted enough not to be a spoiler.

    1. BarerMender

      Becky said it when Dina commanded Becky to kiss her.

      1. Regalli

        Ah, thanks! The downside of so many years of continuity, I need to do a deep reread sometime.

        1. bibulb

          Likewise – I was all like, “that SOUNDS familiar, but is it actually a callback or is it just catchy?”

  20. BBCC

    God I love Malaya.

    And awwww, Carla. Way to feed Cerberus’ ship.

  21. Rikunda

    Damn… She didn’t even need to know the guy was bad.

    1. Some1

      I mean, he’s tied up and was in the house. If he wasn’t bad they would have untied him.

      1. HeySo

        Don’t you judge other people’s kinks. 🙁

        1. a/snow/mous/e

          +1

  22. BigDogLittleCat

    Am I allowed to say this is getting silly? What was tense and scary is now a clown car with all these people showing up.
    Except the police. How the eff far away is the police station? Are they walking? And where are the neighbors? It’s after 7:15AM and no one’s noticed the weird shit going on at the empty house? Is everyone taking the day off and sleeping in? Any DeSanto fans in the neighborhood checking their twitter?

    1. HeySo

      It was *never* tense and scary, though. The framing, flow, etc, was never designed to support such. Honestly, the fact that someone died was startling given everything, though that was played off casually as well. In other words, it’s not “getting” silly, it was silly (and intended to be such) start to finish.
      (It is a bit disappointing, honestly, given that past drama scenes were more, well, dramatic. Can’t say this doesn’t fit the general DoA tone, but it really loses any meaningful narrative impact with this kind of presentation.)

      Police are about 3 minutes out from the Uni. Not sure we have any idea yet where this house is, though, so it may be further out. Given the implication that it took a bit of time for Amber or Sal to reach the house from the Uni, that’s probably the case.

      Also, noone pays any attention to what their neighbors are doing in the US, unless it’s keeping them from sleeping. What weird area do you live in where that’s not the case? 😛

      As far as the time, do we know what time of week it is? It could be that it’s a weekend. In most areas I’ve lived I rarely saw anyone out before 10 on Saturdays, or 1 on Sundays, excluding church-goers [though you would expect those to be leaving for 8:00 service around now, sure]. As far as weekedays.. yeah, okay, that’s an odd time for noone to be out and about. Even for those not prepping for pre-Uni education or work, that’s prime time for morning dog walking.

      Then again, maybe the neighborhood is aware that it’s a mob house, and just turns a blind eye?

      As far as the last bit, it’d be Becky fans that we’d want, considering that she’s the face of “The New DeSanto”. I imagine anyone calling themself a “DeSanto fan” would still be a conservative or someone who isn’t invested enough in the feed to distinguish between Becky and DeSanto, and neither seems well-suited for providing a timely assist.

      Further, it’s only been a few seconds since the tweet went up, if it’s even up yet. Not EVERY neighborhood has diehard phone-huggers that are ALSO willing to be up early in the morning.

      1. Puckish Rogue

        Thats a shame thought (about the silliness) because you think back to Joyces drugging and that was well done, suspenseful and not at all silly which, to me anyway, meant it meant something important

        1. Mopey

          Joyce’s drugging wasn’t a lapse into action or thriller, though, it was just drama. DoA is great as a mix of drama and goofyness, sometimes leaning heavily on one or the other.

          The action sequences have always been a bit out of place and this sequence in particular is like having a multi-episode kidnapping plotline in an episode of Friends.

        2. Mopey

          (Not saying that alternate timeline version of Friends wouldn’t have been enjoyable, just a bit off-brand)

        3. HeySo

          Not really sure about the accuracy of the comparison, never having been into Friends (or sitcoms in general), but that’s overall more-or-less in line with my sentiments, yeah. It’s out of place, but- unlike previous drama arcs- still tries to hold to the same comedy vibe, and the whole thing just..

          Okay, so: The previous drama arcs were like going to a pie party and realizing there’s suddenly meat [or, I dunno, cheese & potatoes for us vegetarians] pie being served. Unexpected, out-of-place, but tasty and well prepared.

          This here, now, feels more like a meat pie with, I dunno, peaches inside and a sugar glaze. It’s surprisingly okay, but even so it’s just.. I’m pretty okay just getting back to the normal pies, y’know? The change of pace was nice for a moment, but now it really just feels.. off.

      2. thejeff

        It’s a Wednesday – one day per chapter (barring timeskips). Joyce skipped church back in Vote for Robin.

        I do wonder if Willis may have overcompensated here, given the seriousness of the events and the warnings he gave at the start of this plot. Kept the tone light in many places to keep it from being overwhelming, but enough so that it was hard for some to take serious.

        1. HeySo

          “Kept the tone light in many places to keep it from being overwhelming, but enough so that it was hard for some to take serious.”

          Exactly that, yes. :X

    2. Johnny Austin

      I’ve been kidnapped and the cops didn’t bother to show.
      (I talked my assailants into taking me to safety. My hands were free, I was going to murder the driver)
      That night my mum took me to the cop shop and the officer there tried very hard to force me to make s statement saying I had gotten in the car willingly.

      There is a reason that many have little respect for police.
      It is the same reason police resist having “always on” body cameras.

      If police actions were filmed and uploaded to a remote server managed by a seperate organization it would serve the course of justice better.

      Though the staff turnover of the police would be higher the result would be a better, safer public service.

      1. HeySo

        Heh, my experiences with police were even more blatantly awful. I’ve had individuals who- with full comittment and seriousness- attempted murder on me after breaking into my home, who then bribed the police to falsify charges against me, despite all evidence to the contrary and the fact that state laws explicitly prohibit filing charges against those engaging in self-defense [any act within your own property or in defense of another individual is automatically assumed to be self-defense, unless evidence can be presented to the contrary]. Nevermind there wasn’t grounds to file on me in the first place- I mean, all the other reasons aside- given that the other party wasn’t at all injured (aside from self-inflicted wounds he did as justification, which was easy to prove as being self-inflicted, given that it only matched to his weapon and was in an improbably location for me to have done it), unlike myself and my damaged house. The cop even said to my face- and this should be an exact quote- that “I’m a cop. I can do anything I want. You better shut up, or this’ll get worse for you.”

        Not even remotely the only incidence of police corruption in the states I’ve come across (or had presented against myself), but certainly the most absurd. But then, in most regions we hire with limited training, no psychological testing of any meaning, absolutely zero oversight, and pervasive supporting corruption within the supporting judicial systems. It’s just a government-supported mafia, and anyone who believes differently has led a blessed, fortunate, damn lucky life. And probably isn’t black [not that I myself am, so don’t mistake police corruption as being purely racist in basis. It’s just usually more flagrant (and lethal) when racism gets added in.]

    3. Segnosaur

      Well neighbors probably didn’t notice since most of the commotion would have been inside. The kidnapping of Joyce and Blaine’s fleeing to the van probably only took a couple of minutes, not much time for neighbors to notice.

      As for the cops… Assuming they are competent (i.e. not lazy, and the ones being bribed are not interfering)… It may have only been 5 or 10 minutes since they were called (the only events that we know have passed since the cops were called was a short conversation on the porch, a few minutes in the basement and the escape). It is possible the police have fewer officers on duty in the early morning (when you might expect less crime) and they may not be stationed near a neighborhood which is usually low crime.

    4. SuperFroakie82

      Yeah, I feel like most of the actual tenseness and fear of the situation for me was the police arriving and screwing everything up even further, but that possibility is starting to seem less and less likely to me.

    5. aelfwine

      “Am I allowed to say this is getting silly? What was tense and scary is now a clown car with all these people showing up.”

      Yes. I’m with you on this one. The storyline is supposed to have like what, 2 more weeks to go? Whatever happens in the end of it, whether Blaine is free, or captured, or dead — I think that narrative purpose could have been better accomplished without a Joyce-in-a-van subplot or a motorcycle-chase sequence.

      The May 22 strip could have alternatively just had Blaine dropping Joyce and fleeing by himself. I lost my patience with the storyline very soon after that.

    6. timemonkey

      Anything involving Amazi-Girl or Blaine is going to end up going silly.

    7. Kamino Neko

      The cops took longer to get to the kidnapping they were called at the beginning of than they have taken here, where they were called when it was supposedly over.

  23. cartoogle

    Long sleeve crop top jackets are weirdly fashionable in this town.

  24. Some1

    A tiny part of me hopes that Malaya actually somehow manages to lose this fight. It would be really funny if, for all her posturing, it turned out that Malaya actually sucked at fighting to an absurd degree.

  25. bcb

    I’m tired and confused: who is the hopping person in the penultimate panel?

    1. Romanticide

      one of the minion kidnappers, quite smart of him to flee the scene but this was his unlucky day hehe 😛

    2. Delicious Taffy

      It’s just some random fucking idiot.

      1. abacuswizard

        petition to get “just some random fucking idiot” added to the list of character tags

        1. Makkabee

          *signs abacuswizard’s petition*

        2. Regalli

          I’m on board with that.

          And hell, Buckets of Blood Guy’s in the tags as such, so why not?

  26. Hazel

    Malaya had gender talks with Carla last night and is operating on little sleep. Dysphoria anger is going into this fistfight, guaranteed.

    1. Wack'd

      Day before yesterday, actually, though no doubt she’s still feelin’ it.

  27. NinjaNick

    “God answers lesbian prayers” is officially Becky’s best quote.

    Go get him, Malaya! Punch him where it hurts.

    1. Deanatay

      Before, she said it with relief, and a little awe, like she didn’t quite believe it was true. Now, she states it with the confidence of experience, like it is a known quantity.

  28. Bagge

    You have to wonder how the “Mr. Rapist is our bro”-bros imagined this whole debacle would work out for them.

    Getting punched in the dick by Malaya seems about right.

    1. Needfuldoer

      Those types always assume everything will go their way.

  29. TheFlamingonator

    wait if malaya is hungry why is she feeding someone else knuckle sandwiches?

  30. Needfuldoer

    Let the Malaya beat up a perpetrator a little.

    As a treat.

  31. Alan in DC

    Is there enough visual information in these frames to venture a guess as to where the action might be taking place?
    We’ve got a wide street or short parking lot, a multistory brick building, a turquoise cottage-style house with concrete steps, and a long road presumably with no stop signs or traffic lights.
    Diehard DoA fans have successfully pinned down locales working with less.

  32. Rabisch

    Malaya don’t like waste time. And Carla has a point.

  33. Makkabee

    “When Sal asks you if you want a motorcycle ride, you say yes.”

    Truer spokes were never whirred.

    1. Deanatay

      Ray: Sal the Walkerton! Good Evening! As a duly appointed representative of the city of Bloomington, I hereby order to get back on your bike, and return forthwith to your plane of origin, or the nearest convenient parallel dimension!

      Sal: … Do you want a motorcycle ride?

      Ray: Uh… no?

      Sal: Then GTFOOMW, nerds!

      *revs bike, peels out straight through the Ghostbusters, knocking them akimbo*

      Winston: *stumbling to his feet* Ray… if Sal asks you if you want a motorcycle ride, YOU SAY YESSS!!!

    2. Strangeshapes

      Ray, when someone asks if you are a god who grants lesbian prayers, you say YES!

  34. ValdVin

    Study question: Our guy waiting to be on the receiving end of Malaya’s fists is wearing red.

    If he’s a minor character who will suffer while wearing red, but in service of the villain, is he a redshirt, or merely a henchman?

    1. Deanatay

      He is Marked. As Malaya’s designated prey.

  35. Sombrero

    When Sal asks you anything, you say yes and enjoy.

  36. hof1991

    Now we hope the cops don’t arrive right now. If they see a brown woman beating a tied up white boy, things would go south fast. Stand your ground and self-defense don’t apply then.

    1. thejeff

      What is legally allowed for a citizen to detain an attacker who is now attempting to flee?

      He’s bound and not a significant threat, so self-defense doesn’t apply as you suggest, but is any force allowed to keep him from hopping away or freeing himself? Even tripping him, as someone suggested above, or just grabbing him count as assault.

      1. NelC

        IANAL, let alone a US one, but the usual standard is “reasonable force”, with the legal apparatus using their discretion on what is reasonable in edge cases.

        Tripping might not be “reasonable”, but no-one’s going to want to take it to court. Beating up a bound man, on the other hand, the police might not care about, but I could see going to a civil case.

        1. thejeff

          But a bound person actively in the process of escape isn’t quite the same as a just beating on a bound person lying there. She’s probably alright as long as she stops when he stops fleeing.

          Of course, it is Malaya.

  37. Deanatay

    I KNEW Malaya came because she was promised punchings! I mean, why else would she care?

    It’s not like she wants to hang out with Sal, or anything.

    1. thejeff

      What I find a nice touch is that Sarah asks Carla why she came. No one asks Malaya, but she answers anyway. Subtle, but nice characterization all around.

  38. davidbreslin101

    Alt text- historically speaking, the British government fed their Malaya with most of northern Borneo, thus creating the modern state of Malaysia. (Their Malaya got too full so she puked up Singapore a couple of years later.)

  39. RedComet

    Walky is no longer pretending to be ok….

  40. DarkoNeko

    Feed her what, blood and bones ?

  41. Juanoku

    I legit think Carla and Dina would be good friends
    To an extent

    1. Wack'd

      Ace solidarity!

  42. Needfuldoer

    Where are Sal’s gloves and jacket? Where’s Amber’s helmet?

    ATGATT, ladies, ATGATT! Somebody needs to take the MSF course.

    1. thejeff

      “I’m sorry, I can’t go help rescue Joyce. No helmet. You’ll have to engage in dangerous heroics on your own.”

  43. abysswatcher1993

    Malayas bastitchness is used properly this time. YOU AREN’T CONSTRAINING ME NOW, WILLIS! I FOUND A LOOPHOLE! HAHAHA!

    Bastitches gotta beat up kidnapping jocks.

  44. Vukodlak

    Hopefully Amber will get through this high speed chase without being hit by car. She should still be in pain from the last one.

    1. Roborat

      Well, if they were smart, they would just follow and direct the police in, but come on, we all know which comic this is.

  45. Raen

    “God answers lesbian prayers.”

    Hell, Ellen’s got his number.

  46. hallucigenia

    Here’s hoping Malaya finds Faz.

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