I am now imagining Amazigirl unzipping and becoming Danny in a skin suit like Gir wears
90percentgeek
No, Amber is actually Willis in a skin suit. They’re all actually Willis in a variety of masks. Its like the end of The Prisoner: at the end of DoA they pull off Amazi-girl’s mask and Willis is underneath, laughing at us insanely before running up a ladder and slamming the hatch, trapping us in The Village forever.
Chronos
Close. They all remove their masks and are revealed to be the Burger King.
Well, it wasn’t all that funny to begin with so why stop not being funny now?
Icalasari
THAT’S THE SPIRIT!
Doctor_Who
Congrats, you’ve figured out how memes work.
Doctor_Who
And shit, I forgot to switch my avatar back from yesterday. I made an already unfunny joke unfunnier by accidentally repeating it.
This just got depressingly self demonstrating.
timemonkey
No, some memes are actually funny. None that apply to any generated by fans of Willis’ comics, but some of them are actually funny. For a while anyway.
Everybody is everybody! There’s really only been one character in this whole strip since the very beginning – what we’re seeing are multiple facets of his and/or her fractured psyche.
And at the end of this comic series we’ll be seeing the university in a snow globe. 😉
The Candyman
The whole comic is just a dream by Mike, who was cursed by Olympus to spend an eternity in college.
spsook
Because he had sex with Zeus’s mom?
Luxord52
For a dime!
The Candyman
It was the perfect crime. Mainly because he would simultaneously be screwing a relative of the entire pantheon. It’s something you just couldn’t do with the Norse gods.
And by comparison with dressing in a stupid costume and assaulting non-criminals.
Random832
Though criminals can be argued to be more dangerous, assume for the sake of the argument that this comparison is controlled for that and refers to non-criminals that are equally dangerous in a self-defense situation.
Discussion (451) - “Shocking Reveal!”
thecanvashat
Amber was Amazigirl? Holy–
SUGauthor
The real question is, can we still pretend she’s not and get away with it?
The Candyman
Evidently, yes.
thecanvashat
Clearly that shirt is her superhero costume! It even has a logo on it!
And that clearly isn’t Amazigirl’s logo!
Wack'd
Hell, if Danny can…
Luzahn
Now come on, you really think people would endlessly repeat those questions if they weren’t serious?
Besides, this only proves that Amber is trying to throw the scent off of the real Amazi-Girl. Who we all know is Danny.
Geminia999
So if Dannyl is Amazi Gir, then does that mean Amber is Danny?
i am the banana that flies
Yes.
Tachyon
Oh, hello banana that flies! We meet at last; I am the banana that un-flies. 😀
Also, clearly everyone has things backwards: Danny is Amber, not the other way around.
thegeeknerd
Arn’t you the banana that flies backward in time?
Tachyon
No, I un-fly. That’s different from going back in time because of multiple time dimensions being a thing.
It is my time that flies backwards. I just go where it goes. 😉
Squall
I am now imagining Amazigirl unzipping and becoming Danny in a skin suit like Gir wears
90percentgeek
No, Amber is actually Willis in a skin suit. They’re all actually Willis in a variety of masks. Its like the end of The Prisoner: at the end of DoA they pull off Amazi-girl’s mask and Willis is underneath, laughing at us insanely before running up a ladder and slamming the hatch, trapping us in The Village forever.
Chronos
Close. They all remove their masks and are revealed to be the Burger King.
Pleasant dreams!
Whatev
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
Kernanator
Your Gravatar is suddenly very appropriate.
timemonkey
Well, it wasn’t all that funny to begin with so why stop not being funny now?
Icalasari
THAT’S THE SPIRIT!
Doctor_Who
Congrats, you’ve figured out how memes work.
Doctor_Who
And shit, I forgot to switch my avatar back from yesterday. I made an already unfunny joke unfunnier by accidentally repeating it.
This just got depressingly self demonstrating.
timemonkey
No, some memes are actually funny. None that apply to any generated by fans of Willis’ comics, but some of them are actually funny. For a while anyway.
NF
Faaace!
Mandy
My only response to you is this:
FAAAAAAAACEEEE!!!!!!!!
Lord Of Mantas
SPAAAAAAAAAACE
Felix Kütt
SPAAAAACCCCE FAAAAACCCCE
The Candyman
FAAAAAAAACE FROM SPAAAAAACE.
Heavy E
RIIICCCE DIISSSH. Yeah I’m contributing!
Narf
Gee, it’s a good thing Willis has you, otherwise there’d never be ANY laughs around here. You know, considering we never say anything funny. 😛
Eskimio
I love your gravatar.
Jetstream
Reality has never stopped anyone before.
Felix Kütt
Reali-what?
Ryorin
Amber’s dark secret: she likes to cosplay as Amazigirl.
Hawkwing
Well, now I don’t need to post this.
Raoullefere
Exactly. Joe knows, by the way, and is a little flattered.
tahrey
Who’s pretending? She obviously just found that mask on the floor, after AG accidentally dropped it whilst doing a quick change.
There’ll be plenty of hilarious shenanigans later on when AG comes looking to get it back, I’m sure.
That or we end up in a full on Tyler Durden type scenario.
Maycroft
Marvel does it all the time.
FlashXX
You sir have balanced this…’saraid’ with your comment.
A.k.a
FlashXX
I had the same thought!
“You’ve achieved a +1 Like, for your comment”
Jen Aside
What— No, clearly she is the Nightwatcher!
Davriel
Which means Amber is Sal!
GoldStarz
A haircut indeed…
thecanvashat
Rule Number One of the University of Indiana is don’t talk about the University of Indiana.
Itachi_0501
INDIANA UNIVERSITY. INDIANA UNIVERSITY. INDIANA. UNIVERSITY!
Felix Kütt
Indy U! *dead*
tahrey
Oh wait, you already beat me to the idea. Nevermind.
Lurlock
Everybody is everybody! There’s really only been one character in this whole strip since the very beginning – what we’re seeing are multiple facets of his and/or her fractured psyche.
Thomas O.
And at the end of this comic series we’ll be seeing the university in a snow globe. 😉
The Candyman
The whole comic is just a dream by Mike, who was cursed by Olympus to spend an eternity in college.
spsook
Because he had sex with Zeus’s mom?
Luxord52
For a dime!
The Candyman
It was the perfect crime. Mainly because he would simultaneously be screwing a relative of the entire pantheon. It’s something you just couldn’t do with the Norse gods.
Marcos Dantas
No proof! It is just a mask!
David Willys is playing with ours minds!
Rognik
Exactly! This only proves Amber is an Amazigirl fan. Anyone can make a mask from a strip of fabric, after all.
Of course, if she IS Amazigirl (and I’m not saying she is), then this would be the opportune moment for someone to learn her secret…
Cephalo the Pod
Amazi-Girl is in the tags.
Noel Schornhorst
It’s to throw us all of the track.
Furie
It’s just her way of coping, being a fan of Sal like that.
Keroshino
Say What???
Next you’ll tell me that Luigi is Mr. L!!!
Gneiss
And next you’ll be telling me that Ben has something to do with Glory!
(Buffy the Vampire Slayer reference, for those that don’t get it).
G.G.
Please tell me, I am not the only one who saw it?
Paul
Still incredibly sad, becoming increasingly less healthy.
KingMabel
Abuse and emotional self-torture can do that
timemonkey
…what about dressing in a stupid costume and assaulting criminals struck you as healthy to begin with?
thecanvashat
The exercise, mainly.
Random832
And by comparison with dressing in a stupid costume and assaulting non-criminals.
Random832
Though criminals can be argued to be more dangerous, assume for the sake of the argument that this comparison is controlled for that and refers to non-criminals that are equally dangerous in a self-defense situation.
Megatron
Mark? Is that you?
Ivan
Hey! The only real-life stuff I want in my comics is the naked parts!
KingMabel
Horrible, horrible memories… and sex
Yotomoe
Sounds like a regular friday night to me!
(except for the sex)
AJBulldis
And here I thought I was the only one.
Nik
I think it was a horrible memory because it wasn’t sex, actually…
KingMabel
You’re right… It was a poor attempt to forget about all the emotional abuse. With sex
Brian Lynch
No, it wasn’t sex because there was no sex, because her boyfriend turned out to be one of them gay fellas. It’s all in the archives.