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Salvage
Posted on May 12, 2021 by David M Willis

158 thoughts on “Salvage”

  1. Ana Chronistic

    nor would you WANT to

    1. Clif

      Jennifer is always there with the helpful advice though.

      1. Agent

        She was the head cheerleader. She solves problems.

  2. Doctor_Who

    With the last strip’s punchline, I interpret Lucy’s rejection of this plan not being because she wouldn’t, but because her legs being asleep mean she probably can’t jump very well atm.

    1. NotThatDrew

      The flying crotch tackle IS difficult to pull off with a case of the jellies. Difficult, but not impossible

    2. Yumi

      Fits with her glancing down at her legs in this strip, too.

      1. Suet

        Must be the jellies progressing.
        Somebody roll Lucy over to Dorothy’s room.

        1. Delicious Taffy

          The next stage is her legs seizing up and a horrible, agonising pins-and-needles sensation. I don’t envy this gal.

      2. Keulen

        Maybe Lucy should try crawling over to Dorothy’s room, since her legs are probably still asleep right now. Though that might be pretty uncomfortable if she does that naked.

    3. Durandal_1707

      Also, she seems to suddenly be approximately the size of a two-year-old, which can’t help.

      1. NotThatDrew

        Dammit, now I can’t unsee that

      2. Julez

        …forced perspective is a thing.

      3. brionl

        Oh no! She caught the same disease as President Carter!!

        1. Clif

          A younger brother named Billy?

    4. Gash

      Fairly sure that last panel was inspired by a video going around the net of a very large, and very naked black lady running into a room and jumping crotch first into the camera.

    5. a/snow/mous/e

      i hope jennifer helps her up

  3. Sirksome

    Lucy’s relationship with Walky is hanging by the weak thread of two mutually attracted to each other teenagers not boning!

    1. Socks

      Uh, is Walky even attracted to Lucy? He seems extraordinarily uninterested from everything we’ve seen.

      1. Yumi

        The two being referred to are Dorothy and Walky.

        1. Socks

          Yeah that makes more sense

        2. Devin

          Yeah, I think the point Socks is making is that Lucy’s relationship with Walky isn’t hanging by anything, she’s just hanging on and hoping at this point.

          I’ve been there, it sucks, and tbh for her sake it’d be better if all chances (in her eyes) were obliterated sooner rather than later.

        3. Devin

          Okay, that wasn’t the point Socks was making!

          Instead, let’s say that’s the point that I’m making.

      2. Sirksome

        That’s actually a topic of high debate. Some people think he’s so dense he hasn’t noticed, personally I don’t think he’s ever been shown to be that oblivious. I think he’s actually just not in the right mood to actually pursue a relationship right now so he’s not.

        1. Devin

          I think it’s possible he hasn’t noticed but not a slam dunk, although I don’t think it’s because he’s super oblivious, there’ always a layer of masking on seeing other people’s feelings for you.

          But it’s also possible he’s just not interested in a relationship or just not interested in her, although in that case it’s kind of lousy of him to know and not say anything. Definitely in the scope of his level of desire to deal with emotional conversations, but still pretty lousy.

        2. NotThatDrew

          I mean, we’re dealing with a bunch of college freshmen trying to figure out how to be adults (hell, I’m in my mid twenties and still making shit up as I go). Lousy is to be expected at least a couple times

        3. Devin

          Absolutely true, and part of what keeps this all interesting!

        4. Taellosse

          Get comfortable with that “making it up as you go” feeling. I’m in my 40s now, and it is still with me often.

          “Being a grownup” appears to be largely a thing that exists only in the minds of children – I think we all just keep faking it until we die.

        5. Needfuldoer

          Yeah, I’m closing in on 35 but I don’t feel all that different than I did when I was 20 . (Well, aside from the normal stuff like aches and pains, and that snacks tend to stick around longer than they used to…)

        6. Sombrero

          Or until we fake our death, like Mike.

        7. Clif

          Yeah, we’ll see how long he can pull off being both Booster and Jennifer.

        8. NotThatDrew

          Oh, I’ve absolutely accepted it. Hell, I’ve been telling the high school students that I mentor that while having even a general idea/plan thought out can be useful, you always need to be flexible enough to change that plan and just roll with the punches depending on how things outside of your control unfold.

        9. misanthropope

          https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2012-06-24

        10. Sirksome

          I think that since Lucy hasn’t made a move yet there’s just enough ambiguity in her intentions to justify him not rejecting her if he recognizes her feelings. Unless one of them decides to actually intentionally pursue anything beyond friendship they’re kind of in this stalemate. This is the framework for basically every teenage romcom ever.

        11. Devin

          Yeah, that’s fair.

        12. thejeff

          Yeah, since she’s not pushing the issue, it would be kind of awkward to force it himself just to shut it down. Also, even if he’s noticed, he’s likely not sure, so it would be even weirder to reject her when he could still be wrong.

        13. Taellosse

          Keep in mind also that Walky only discovered an interest in ladies a few months ago. He is NOT worldly-wise in the ways of love.

      3. Socks

        Or wait you probably meant Walky and Dorothy huh

      4. Reaver

        He’s so clearly not interested that her clinging is just kinda sad

        1. Clif

          She’s enjoying hanging around him and he likes the attention and having someone to hang around. She also may be learning something that will help her out later when it’s more important.

  4. Suet

    Easy up, there, not everybody’s a Dina.

    Then again, should we check back on Daisy to see if Jenny’s love tactics work?

    1. Doctor_Who

      Highly successful. Daisy and Ruth are on round 17 and still not tired of smashing!

      …Thank goodness Ruth thought to bring her Switch and Smash Bros Ultimate on their date, it’s such a good icebreaker!

  5. Wagstaff

    Reece from Malcolm in the Middle actually tried a similar thing with a girl…. …with less than desirable results.

    Whatever Lucy winds up doing, my only hope is that she doesn’t merely revive the past. There is one thing worse than a broken wheel, and that’s reinventing a broken wheel.

  6. BBCC

    JENNIFER NO YOU WERE ON AN ADVICE ROLL.

    1. Kyrik Michalowski

      Was she though? We have yet to see if her advice pans out.

  7. Yotomoe

    Alright Willis, now I KNOW you’re baiting me.

    1. Delicious Taffy

      The real question is, are you or are you not a river trout?

      1. Clif

        I’m betting the answer is yes. He either is or is not.

        1. Reltzik

          … would an estuary trout count?

        2. Clif

          While many animals you wouldn’t expect have been shown to count as high as three, I don’t believe an estuary trout is among them.

        3. Reltzik

          Right, right, but is there actually any rule against an estuary trout being ennobled and given the title of count?

        4. Clif

          Well, yes, but in such a case it would be the one who ennobled the fish, rather than the estuary trout itself, who was doing the counting.

        5. Reltzik

          But “counting” also refers to continuing in the state of being a count.

        6. Clif

          Can you count on something that passive actually counting though?

    2. Demoted Oblivious

      Willis is a master at it. One might call them Yoto’s master-baiter. Do with THAT what you will Yoto!

    3. Rabisch

      And you let him do that without reactions? DO IT!!!! We all want to see your interpretation! Please♡.

      1. Clif

        Are you trying to get Willis or Yoto in trouble?

  8. Yotomoe

    Is Jennifer’s plan for Lucy to perform a Frankenstiener on Walky? It is one of the sexiest suplexes to perform on someone.

    1. NotThatDrew

      It’d win me over, at least

    2. Wizard

      Sounds more like a Thesz press.

    3. Charles Spencer

      I thought the Frankensteiner was a bad-ass move, but Steiner’s Tilt-A-Whirl was both a better move and a better name.

  9. RassilonTDavros

    Only just noticed the Force Awakens General Leia poster and Last Jedi poster in their room. What do you wanna bet it’s secretly Billie’s and not Lucy’s, given her whole closeted-fan thing? Sort of like the arrangement where Joyce convinced everyone that Sarah put up Halloween decorations just to get a rise out of her?

    1. RassilonTDavros

      *Jennifer’s (agh)

    2. woobie

      TTG Starfire’s legs weird me out.

    3. King Daniel

      I’m pretty sure we saw those posters already up when we first saw this room (when Jennifer was just moving in), or if not in that specific scene than definitely during some of the other Jennifer-Lucy interactions prior to the former’s attempt at self-sabotage by admitting her closet nerdiness among other things. (Would search to find an example, but on phone atm.)

      1. Aviana

        The only posters I’m finding in previous comics before the timeskip are Starfire and Dexter & Monkey Master. So unless someone with better searching skills shows otherwise, this closeted fan theory seems to check out.

        1. King Daniel

          They’re still on Lucy’s side of the room, though.

  10. tim gueguen

    Does this mean she knows about Kekko Kamen?
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kekko_Kamen

    1. NotThatDrew

      …huh. I forgot Go Nagai made that

    2. Sunny

      I am amazed, but nor surprised, to learn that exists.

    3. Hinoron

      Durn. Beat me to it.

  11. Proto_Eevee

    Just now noticing the starfire poster, and now I just want a wide shot of all the posters in Lucy’s room.

    1. John

      I get a very “metal gear rising” vibe from the red one on the far right, but I *highly* doubt that’s what it is.

      1. RacingTurtle

        It is a star war

  12. Undrave

    Huh… didn’t think Jennifer would care…

    1. Delicious Taffy

      She wants her friends to have a good time, that’s all.

    2. BarerMender

      Alpha bongo. Problem solver.

    3. albi

      Head cheerleader, problem solver.

  13. Delicious Taffy

    Lovely as that image may be, I don’t know if I like the optics, especially if Walky doesn’t go for it.

    1. Yumi

      Oh, it’s a bad plan. If taken seriously, some of Jennifer’s worst advice. But maybe she’ll outdo herself yet.

      1. Delicious Taffy

        Yeah, there’s only a few ways that could go, and only one or two of those are good for anyone involved.

        Still, there’s probably a really neat comic about that sort of thing.

  14. Bicycle Bill

    “How are you at running out there naked and jumping at him crotch-first?”
    “…bad.”
    “OK, so subtlety won’t work… “

    1. Delicious Taffy

      If you’re calling a full-frontal assault to the head “subtle”, I’m scared of what “straightforward” could be.

      1. Opus the Poet

        You’re forgetting the intended target is Walky.

      2. Clif

        Be very very afraid.

  15. Kyrik Michalowski

    Don’t worry Lucy, what are the odds that his ex, whom has probably been on a dry spell, will want to sleep with him..?

    I can understand being shy but at some point you have to be blunt with people. Especially people like Walky, whose ideas consist of wondering when the next chance to eat chicken nuggets is.

    1. Delicious Taffy

      I wouldn’t be surprised if Dorothy has been finding time for occasional one-nighters during the time skip. She’s motivated and hot, and she knows what she wants, so it’s entirely in character.

      1. Sirksome

        Dotty did reveal a mystery third partner. Who knows exactly where that dude fits in on her timeline? It could’ve happened, although I think we’d have a least seen the guy once if it did and if she found someone else to bone I’m not sure why she’d be so thirsty for Walky unless that guy wasn’t so great for more than a one night thing.

        1. Rabid Rabbit

          I still think her third partner was prior to Danny. There’s something about her eyeroll back when she promised herself that one day, she’d date a guy who’s not a virgin that feels like Walky wasn’t just the second occurence of that sort of behavior, if only because she recognizes it as a pattern, and Danny and Walky alone wouldn’t be enoguh to establish it.

      2. Kyrik Michalowski

        Entirely possible, but that would also require knowing more people and trusting them enough to have sex. At least that’s what I think, it is possible Dorothy has lower requirements for a one night stand.

      3. thejeff

        I don’t think it’s at all in character. She’s never done anything to indicate she’s interested in one-night stands. Or, specifically, given her established patterns, even if she decide that was the logical solution, she’d want to find someone she was attracted to, then she’d keep on going back to them until it was a de facto relationship.

    2. Sirksome

      I think Lucy’s in real trouble here. Walky said “Sure” pretty quickly yesterday’s strip.

      1. Kyrik Michalowski

        To be fair, I don’t think he was wanting to get away from Lucy, he just agreed to talk to her for a minute. But yeah I don’t see Lucy winning this anytime soon, unless Walky’s harem becomes real.

        1. RacingTurtle

          I think the implication was more that he was v v excited to interact with Dorothy. Poor Lucy wasn’t even a factor

  16. ktbear

    This is now one of my favorite DOA comics ever.

  17. Robbie

    The straights are not ok lol

    1. RacingTurtle

      The disaster bi is here to help!

      …Okay, “help”

      1. NotThatDrew

        Never have two words resonated with me more than “disaster bi”. I think I found the title for the autobiography I’ll write in 50 years

        1. annarchy

          OOOOOOoooo I could write “the problematic Pan.”

  18. Nayann Martinelli

    Lucy, just make a trail of chicken nuggets leading straight to your, how shall I put it, sexy bits. Figuring Walky out isn’t really rocket science.

    1. Keulen

      Or she could throw a toy at his head. That might work.

    2. Needfuldoer

      Hide the bits behind a pile of McNuggets.

    3. Charles Spencer

      “Hey, it tastes like chicken!”

  19. Airyu

    Lucy, do better

  20. Lingo

    Yeah, that’s bad advice! Clearly what Jennifer should do is tell Lucy the following — and she should know, since she was a cheerleader:

    OH WALKY YOU’RE SO FINE
    YOU’RE SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND
    HEY WALKY! HEY WALKY!

    OH WALKY YOU’RE SO FINE
    YOU’RE SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND
    HEY WALKY! HEY WALKY!

    Hey Walky!
    You’ve been around all night and that’s a little long
    You think you’ve got the right but I think you’ve got it wrong
    Why can’t you say goodnight so you can take me home, Walky?

    ‘Cause when you say you will, it always means you won’t
    You’re givin’ me the chills, baby, please baby don’t
    Every night you still leave me all alone, Walky!

    Oh Walky, what a pity you don’t understand
    You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
    Oh Walky, you’re so pretty, can’t you understand??
    It’s guys like you Walky
    Oh, what you do Walky, do Walky
    Don’t break my heart, Walky

    So come on and give it to me any way you can
    Any way you wanna do it, I’ll take it like a man
    Oh please, baby, please, don’t leave me in a jam, Walky!

    OH WALKY YOU’RE SO FINE
    YOU’RE SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND
    HEY WALKY! HEY WALKY!

    …Well, you know the rest.

    1. C.T. Phipps

      I wouldn’t be surprised if it turns out Billie was a BAD cheerleader too.

      1. thejeff

        I don’t know if she was good at the actual cheering part, but she was apparently a good den mother to her flock of cheerleaders.

        Of course, looking back she might have led them into a good deal of the trouble she got them out of.

    2. Songbird

      God, I hate that song so much. When I was in elementary school, they’d play it in the cafeteria on the speakers during lunch hour every. Goddamn. Day. Since I was there for three years (it was the first school I went to for more than one year consecutively at that point–keep in mind that this was grades 4-6), I very quickly grew tired of it.

      Didn’t know that it was a cheerleader song, though. That’s interesting.

      1. Charles Spencer

        Toni Basil was originally a choreographer. The video for this song was she and backup dancers going through a variety of cheer routines. I don’t recall Micky was ever seen.

        “Oh Ricky, what a pity, don’t you understand
        Every day’s a rerun and the laughter’s always canned.”

        1. BBCC

          For my school it was Friday. Every. Fucking. Friday. I didn’t like it to begin with but my eye was twitching by the time they finally made it stop.

          In hindsight, it was pretty funny but at the time? Murderous.

  21. UrsulaDavina

    If only there was a way to tell Walky ” Hello walky I am physically attracted to you and we have similar interests. Perhaps we should go to an establishment that serves bevarages and purchase a seperate heated or cooled or room template warm beverage and a scone while we discuss topics of interest” I suppose in the case Walky chicken nuggets might be more appropriate.

    1. Needfuldoer

      “You, me, 50 piece nuggets” is an equally effective pickup line for Walky.

      Lucy’s problem is, she doesn’t appear to have any figurines to throw at his head.

      1. Clif

        Given the posters, you would think she has at least one. Even I have a Baby Yoda and a set of LOTRs figures.

        I’m assuming all the dragons don’t count.

  22. Laladoria

    We’re gonna get thrown for a loop and find out she just wants his advice about that acceptance letter we saw a while back, since he knows her pretty well and also isn’t likely to tell Joyce before Dorothy is ready for her to know.

    1. Laladoria

      OOOOOR we’re gonna check in on other characters and then back to walky and dorothy sweaty and with sex hair, and both of them possibly regretting it (as oft is the case when hooking up with an ex)

      1. Laladoria

        Or…. Joyce is waiting at the door to Read Hall to be a cock block!

        1. Clif

          Those are not mutually exclusive.

  23. Bagge

    ah, the alpha bongo head cheerleader solution, I see.

    1. Reltzik

      I see what you did there.

    2. Clif

      Ah, the disguised Mike solution, I see.

      1. annarchy

        Are you so sure?

        1. Clif

          Doesn’t it sound like something Mike would suggest?

  24. darkoneko

    Uh…I assumed her bed was like the other we’ve seen so far, with a desk under them, but it’s at ground level.
    (and looking back, it was visible in the previous page already. Gee. Sometimes I really miss seeing things I don’t expect to see ?)

    1. darkoneko

      Hell, for all I know it was already displayed that way on several previous occasions, and I was just brain-blind to it, haha.

    2. BBCC

      Malaya mentioned it when she moved in – Read Hall (where Joyce and co. live) have loft beds because their rooms are smaller. https://www.dumbingofage.com/2017/comic/book-8/01-face-the-strange/smaller/

  25. LordCirce

    Heh. It’s funny to see how ‘Jennifer’s’ attempt to rebrand herself as someone new who is “mature” and “doesn’t care” is unraveling.

  26. Lone Duck

    Not that Lucy is in a position to know it but…
    Don’t! Take! Love advice! from! Billie!
    Honestly, this is probably good for Lucy. She can do better than Walky.

  27. BenRG

    Oh, come on, Jen! Where are all those head cheerleader/social alpha instincts. All Lucy has to do is add a bit of makeup, take off her glasses and then slink out and adhere herself to Walky’s side in an intimate way, occasionally stroking his arm or hair in a way that screams: MINE!

    Naturally, this being DoA, she’d end up doing it to Sal or something because no glasses = functionally blind.

    1. timemonkey

      You think that’s enough to compete with Dorothy?

  28. Rabisch

    I still can’t say if seeing Jennifer care so much about Lucy is really avert or utterly alarming. Her advice is both good and bad!

  29. C.T. Phipps

    My deepest hope is that Walky doesn’t go with Dorothy and tells her, “Not interested.”

    Then jumps on a passing truck and gives her the finger twice.

    Dorothy: Wait, is he Night-Guy?

    1. Rabisch

      That would be awesome. But Walky is Walky…

  30. Rabisch

    I still can’t say it seeing Jennifer care so much about Lucy is really sweet or utterly alarming. Her advice is bad and good at the same time.

  31. Keulen

    If Lucy tries that strategy on Walky, it just might get him to notice she’s interested in him. Maybe.

  32. Sombrero

    I guess it is established now that Billie/Jennifer are just different names, and not different personalities like Amber/AG.

    1. Needfuldoer

      Always have been.

      She tries to reboot her personality once in a while, but the last two times haven’t really stuck.

    2. Clif

      Billie and Jennifer are holding Yunru (middle name) in reserve and Mike is a secret.

  33. Pylgrim

    As a straight man who really, really likes women and the woman body… I absolutely don’t want anybody ever doing that maneuver to me.

    Ladies, if you ever find yourselves in urgent need of letting somebody know (with no words, for some reason) that you really, really want them, physically you were all already given the method in a helpfully visual tutorial: Nala Eyes.

    1. Mravac Kid

      Words are severely underrated.

      1. Delicious Taffy

        Yeah, they’re very unnecessary, and probably can only do harm in some cases.

        1. Pylgrim

          Also, they don’t come easy.

    2. Delicious Taffy

      How many people do you think we’re turned into furries by that scene?

      1. Songbird

        My guess would be to take whatever number you or anyone else is thinking of, and then immediately double it.

        Come to think of it, the 90’s was kind of the prime decade for turning out furries, wasn’t it? Between Nala and Lola Bunny from Space Jam, that one girl from Chip n’ Dale (I think her name was Gadget? I dunno, I didn’t really watch the show), Minerva Mink, and others I’m probably not remembering….the 90’s was just FULL of furry bait, now that I’m thinking about it.

        1. Pylgrim

          Omg Gadget… how dare you remind me.

          Also, Minerva Mink was waaay too overt for me. Rita, on the other hand… *fans self*

          Didn’t actually grow to be a furry but I can easily see how close I was.

      2. Roborat

        It appears that an apostrophe has escaped and is hiding in your sentence.

        1. Delicious Taffy

          The sneaky little bastards are always hiding around my posts. They seem to hate when I type in past tense.

  34. Amos Batista

    Wait a sec: is Jennifer checking if Lucy can do the “sarrada no ar”?

  35. C.T. Phipps

    I wonder if the plotline is that Walky doesn’t like Lucy that way. It might get into some uncomfortable territory as to why since Walky is attracted to Dorothy and Joyce (other universe).

  36. Spencer

    I’m going with the idea now that Lucy’s self esteem is so shot that she thinks Walky’s outward persona is the best she can hope to achieve in terms of a relationship, that the person Walky presents himself as (but isn’t necessarily that person where it matters) is the highest standard of person who will like her back.

    Given that Jennifer’s popularity in her dorm seemed to cause Lucy some dismay, it’s pretty clear at this point she is desperate for affection. If Walky actually were the person he presents himself as, an unhinged moron who constantly mocks everyone around him and puts no effort into even the slightest aspect of his life, then she’d be nuts, but that’s really the only Walky she knows, isn’t it? Dorothy and Amber got Walky at his best, as someone who meant and achieved genuine good for the both of them, but what has Walky imparted to Lucy where she’s got it this bad for him?

    1. Regalli

      Yeah, that’s about where I’m settling as well. He’s cute and nerdy, so it’s not like he has ZERO good properties, but she’s been stuck on him long enough I have to assume she DOESN’T think she can do better.

      1. Spencer

        Yeah like despite all my griping Walky isn’t a bad person. He’s not a walking miasma who ruins everyone’s lives for no reason, he’s a pretty clear example of a well defined and familiar character; the immature goofball who will throw himself into the lives of his loved ones without understanding how it contradicts all his stated beliefs about the Dreaded Feelings.

        The people Walky has his deepest relationships with, Dorothy, Amber, Billie and Sal, I fully understand why they find their way back to him because for all the immaturity and talks of his bowel movements Walky will go to the ends of the earth for them. They know Walky, they know how good he can be, they know how much he cares and he will try to show it as best as he can (his entire relationship with Dorothy, establishing Garbage Roof for Amber when Danny and Ethan didn’t understand that Amber needs to have time to feel bad without a pep talk, Billie when she went missing and Walky lead a search party, and Sal reforging her bond with Walky after he made legitimate efforts into understanding what drove them apart and how he can fix it).

        Lucy, at least as far as her interactions with Walky have been shown to us, really doesn’t have that yet. She only knows Walky as the immature doofus and while that could be enough for a crush I don’t think that’s all that’s waiting in the wing if Lucy and Walky’s relationship is going to have story focus going forward after all the focus it’s had since the timeskip. Walky’s never shown his true self to her, so I kind of put her interactions with him on the same level as Sarah and Joyce, who both hate him because Walky doesn’t let himself be genuine around them and consequently all they know is his worst, most obnoxious persona.

        Walky’s never been genuine with Lucy but he’s getting fawned over by a cute nerdy girl who shares all his interests and devotes a lot of time trying to get into his good graces, and in a series predicated on making all the wrong choices all the time, that’s just going to work out as intended?

        Hell, if this is correct it does contextualize why Lucy is just completely incapable of vocalizing her thoughts to him: he’s supposed to want her, because Walky’s immature dorkus persona he’s presented to her should be as desperate for affection as Lucy seems to be, but he’s not biting. Lucy thinks there’s something wrong with her when even someone like Walky won’t want her (remember how absolutely elated she was when he became Nightguy and escorted her to her dorm? she was squeeing and cheering because it meant Walky had found a secret, roundabout way of showing he cared.

      2. C.T. Phipps

        I think that people who assume that Lucy could do better are missing she wants Walky because he’s funny and approachable. “Better” is not what she wants.

        1. Spencer

          That’s boring.

          I need angst. Sweet, fulfilling angst.

    2. thejeff

      Though I don’t that when Dorothy first fell for him, he’d shown her much if any of that yet – I’d have to go back and read their early interactions. Was there much beyond stammering, throwing a toy and watching cartoons?

      1. Spencer

        Was Dorothy as invested into Walky when they started dating, the way Lucy seems all over him now?

        Like, Dorothy had a surface attraction to him because caramel abs, then she had a rough night and unwound herself at Walky’s with some cartoons, then they had another night where she asked him if he liked her, and there ya go.

        Has Walky done anything for Lucy as simple as how he acted with Dorothy? Because at least with Dorothy Walky seemed cognizant of her existence.

  37. Needfuldoer

    Plot twist: Lucy follows through with Jen’s advice, only to find herself in a surprise three-way because Dorothy and Walky were already going at it right in the middle of the hallway.

    The pod people stand at the edge of the panel in wide-eyed bewilderment, for a dorm legend has been born.

  38. RowenMorland

    If Lucy isn’t careful that Starfire poster is going to start ragging on her for being ineffectual like Ethan’s Roadblock used to.

  39. brasca1

    Really hope she runs into Ken. I know this is a different universe, but he seems like there would still be a mutual attraction with the two of them.

    1. RacingTurtle

      Since Ken and Lucy both work at Galasso’s, I suspect Ken was referring to Lucy in this comic: https://www.dumbingofage.com/2016/comic/book-7/01-glower-vacuum/dangit/

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