I agree, I thought it was my computer as well 😛 But I looked at the past strip and the line art was nice and smooth, this one isn’t for some reason.
It was actually an unshrunk version of the file being rendered by the website at the usual size, causing the roughness. It is fixed! And now it is no longer 2megs large.
Hi, as someone in that tristate area I find your generalization both hilariously on the nose and patently offensive, being one of the few I know for whom eating bacon, except as an ingredient in something else, isn’t really a thing I enjoy.
ME WANT A KISS
FOR A NICKEL
FROM MIKE
EVEN THOUGH IM A VIRGIN
DaJoshMaster
Are you a Mum though?
Campor
Okay, welp, I think it’s time to ask- who just shipped Mary of Bethlehem with Mike? He doesn’t care if it’s immaculate conception, as long as you have a child he can brag about it to, he’s up for it.
Though we will have to figure out the exchange rate from a nickle.
I’m really getting sick of Joyce’s “high and mighty” bullshit. This is why I dislike heavily religious christian girls. I use to date one and I wasn’t even allowed to TOUCH her until the 6th month. and that was only sleeping NEXT to each other in my bed, which she spent an hour after waking up crying and praying. Like HONESTLY, not EVERYONE takes the bible word for word. FUCK! I hate Joyce. She’s my LEAST liked character.
You know, it’s not just that. The way I see it is that
1. Joyce is jealous. She kinda wanted Dorothy all to herself. I think there’s something in the archive that backs this up.
2. She dislikes Walky. Seeing her friend with someone she doesn’t think is worth her time is judgmental, but I can’t say I’ve never felt the same way, and I doubt I’m alone. Or in the minority. She’s actually acting on it by looking disgusted, but still.
Seriously, it doesn’t always have to be about a person’s religion. There’s at least 3 reasons why Joyce is making that face. You’re taking this WAY too personally.
Seriously? You’re the one who dated a girl who cried after sleeping clothed next to you for six months (or more). Ever think maybe the problem wasn’t that she was super religious, but that you expected her to be someone she’s not? But that would take too much self-reflection. Easier just to blame her.
116 thoughts on “Nemesis”
Jen Aside
LOOSEN UP JOYCE DON’T YOU KNOW JESUS USED TO KISS MARY MAGDALENE ON THE
Aizat
On the what?
Plasma Mongoose
On the Good Ship Lollypop of cause.
Wonder Wig
On the pie hole?
Plasma Mongoose
Wouldn’t that be IN the pie-hole?
Wonder Wig
Frenching the pie-hole? A tourtière.
james
and he kissed Judas even after he cheated on him with the Romans
Chronos
It was all a big misunderstanding. Judas was actually a prostitute. He only turned Jesus in to the Romans because, unlike them, he didn’t pay Judas.
Undrave
Oh god that’s hilarious!
Dibullba
It puts lotion on the skin.
ironballs16
Nah, the McNugget hole in this case.
Jadedcynic
“The Good Ship Lollypop”? Is that what kids are calling that nowadays?
Rex Hondo
On the road to Jerusalem, of course.
Kernanator
Maybe it’s just my computer, but the image looks really rough.
Also, Walky says what we’re all thinking.
Jade
I agree, I thought it was my computer as well 😛 But I looked at the past strip and the line art was nice and smooth, this one isn’t for some reason.
David
It was actually an unshrunk version of the file being rendered by the website at the usual size, causing the roughness. It is fixed! And now it is no longer 2megs large.
Kernanator
Yeah, it looks much better now. Thank you!
Plasma Mongoose
It’s only a guess but maybe he accidently turned off the anti-aliasing when he drew it.
Mkvenner
Joyce wants more than a smooch. 🙂 😀 🙂 😀 🙂 😀
NCP19
Muchos smooches
Osaru Sensei
PRE-MARITAL HANKY PANKY.
(feels good to be back.)
Mkvenner
Lot and lots of it.
Maybe.
LuckyStar7
Saying ‘premarital hanky-panky’ to Joe = Saying ‘bacon’ to anyone in the IN/OH/KY tri-state area.
vlademir1
Hi, as someone in that tristate area I find your generalization both hilariously on the nose and patently offensive, being one of the few I know for whom eating bacon, except as an ingredient in something else, isn’t really a thing I enjoy.
Animal
Joyce wants throbbing man-meat.
begbert2
Don’t be silly. Joyce has so far only been seen chasing women.
begbert2
Well, women and Jews. And motorcycles.
vlademir1
Quick, someone pitch a Jewish transman on a motorcycle character, so all bases are covered 😉
Mkvenner
Lots and lots of it.
Plasma Mongoose
Silly Walky, if joyce wants some caramel, she can get what she needs from Sal.
Resne
I hear the breaking of a champagne bottle over the bow of a new ship.
Plasma Mongoose
I’m just obeying the law of Schrödinger’s Lesbians.
Ancestral Hamster
So you can either see them or know where they are, but not at the same time?
Plasma Mongoose
Schrödinger’s Lesbians: In any off-panel scene, any two female characters could be making out/having sex.
Blob Marley
Until you collapse the waveform and discover they’re doing both!
Raoullefere
Or neither. That seems to happen sometimes, oddly enough.
Kernanator
No, no, that’s Heisenberg’s Uncertain Lesbians.
Plasma Mongoose
I’m fairly certain that Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Lesbians is the principle behind women experimenting with lesbianism in college.
Animal
This demands fanart, preferably the type that demands a SMUT WITHOUT WARNING label.
begbert2
If there’s a label, isn’t that a warning?
Wizard
No, because you have to scroll down past the image before you see the label.
Animal
It’s a tradition. Just go with it.
addude
Yes, but smooch who?
NCP19
The fact that your comment is immediately followed by Doctor_Who’s is priceless.
Doctor_Who
He can wait his turn. The line goes ’round the block!
Doctor_Who
And I thought walking a mile in your enemy’s shoes was supposed to be a valuable learning experience?
Maybe he hasn’t hit the mile mark yet.
John
Nah.
But it means that you’re a mile away, and you’ve got his shoes.
Undrave
and now your nemesis is gonna have to walk that mile without his shoes to get them back. that’s gonna give you a big advantage over him BWA HA HA!
David Herbert
She’s so jealous right now, she’s gonna go find Ethan and make out with him in front of them. That’ll show ’em.
Plasma Mongoose
He shouldn’t be too hard to find, just locate any nearby glass closets.
DaJoshMaster
As soon as she got him there I bet Walky and Dotty would both ask her if she know’s he’s gay.
Tualha
Yeah, and he’ll enjoy it about as much as she will 🙂
K. Ivan Ruppert
Joyce and Dorothy Licky-Style makeout needs to happen now!
Heavensrun
I’ve been saying this for months.
DaJoshMaster
Threesomes only. Every licky style should have a minimum amount of 1 part caramel.
Wonder Wig
You mean your arch-nemesis?
Blob Marley
ba dump tissss
Aizat
STARS.
Uniqueantique
I think Walky’s not as naive as he acts sometimes, just a bit insensitive maybe.
tbf
NOW KISS
Aizat
Y U NO KISS?
LuckyStar7
ME WANT A KISS
FOR A NICKEL
FROM MIKE
EVEN THOUGH IM A VIRGIN
DaJoshMaster
Are you a Mum though?
Campor
Okay, welp, I think it’s time to ask- who just shipped Mary of Bethlehem with Mike? He doesn’t care if it’s immaculate conception, as long as you have a child he can brag about it to, he’s up for it.
Though we will have to figure out the exchange rate from a nickle.
Drunken Nordmann
Give to Mike what is his.
Mark
I’m really getting sick of Joyce’s “high and mighty” bullshit. This is why I dislike heavily religious christian girls. I use to date one and I wasn’t even allowed to TOUCH her until the 6th month. and that was only sleeping NEXT to each other in my bed, which she spent an hour after waking up crying and praying. Like HONESTLY, not EVERYONE takes the bible word for word. FUCK! I hate Joyce. She’s my LEAST liked character.
LuckyStar7
Have you ever read ‘It’s Walky’?
DaJoshMaster
Yes and I still hate her at every point in that series. 😛
WaywardCat
You know, it’s not just that. The way I see it is that
1. Joyce is jealous. She kinda wanted Dorothy all to herself. I think there’s something in the archive that backs this up.
2. She dislikes Walky. Seeing her friend with someone she doesn’t think is worth her time is judgmental, but I can’t say I’ve never felt the same way, and I doubt I’m alone. Or in the minority. She’s actually acting on it by looking disgusted, but still.
Seriously, it doesn’t always have to be about a person’s religion. There’s at least 3 reasons why Joyce is making that face. You’re taking this WAY too personally.
RD
Seriously? You’re the one who dated a girl who cried after sleeping clothed next to you for six months (or more). Ever think maybe the problem wasn’t that she was super religious, but that you expected her to be someone she’s not? But that would take too much self-reflection. Easier just to blame her.
Aizat