I don’t know much about relationships, but I know it’s universally frowned upon to sleep with your friend’s ex. Especially when you really try to rub it in their face instead of asking if maybe they would be okay with it.
Willis did mention that if there’s any constant between the Dumbiverse and the Walkiverse, it would be the Cheese. But he also said the Cheese would most likely be on another planet and never show up.
Just like Sal.
Joe’s expression in panel one is feckin’ brilliant. That’s some damn fine line work to get that look out of a few simple squiggles.
Danny still needs this. He needs to be made to understand that the rest of the world is still steamrollering on, and the longer he stands there shoegazing the closer it gets. This is instructive suffering.
First time commenter: Hi! I just found this webcomic.
A) EXCELLENT!
B) I’m writing to compliment the artist for that face in the second frame. A remarkable evocation of the hurt, pain, fury that we’ve all known, in just a few lines. Be proud, man!
44 thoughts on “Seven”
David Herbert
Danny is better than I am, I would have punched Joe out for that.
Hinoron
Joe appears to outweigh Danny by a good 50 lbs of muscle.
Danny appears to be direly lacking in relationship experience, not survival skills. 😉
Viredae
Punch? I think a kick to the nutsack would be more fitting…
Cassidy
Story of my life here
Piph
A life of sevens. Bummer…
Jerricho
“Cute, huh? Sort of a quiet, nerdy thing. Not my usual, but nice.”
Sylthe4
joe’s hands definitely are not the hammer
fizzywafflezsuperstore
“The hammer is his penis”
Joebo
I hate the homeless
Joebo
…ness problem that plagues our fair city.
MrGBH
I hate the homeless……… I’ve got nothing else to add.
Narf
I farted. I’ve got nothing else to ass.
JK9000
Man, what is Danny’s deal? Assuming we’re ranking out of 10, 7 is perfectly respectable. Better than average!
Edem
An average hungarian girl scores above 7….
PleasingFungus
Grade inflation is universal!
Zaratustra
yeah, he’s just encouraging grade inflation.
JayStrang
Not if she were a video game. Then 7 is an average, and 5 is unplayable.
Ragnal
Awesome second panel is awesome.
ziggy78eog
Good ol’ Joe, always the diplomat.
Kamino Neko
Danny in the second panel reminds me of something, but I can’t for the life of me figure out what.
On the other hand, I crack the hell up every time I look at it, so, good job there.
Fontastic
Poor Danny, I feel for you bud. Don’t worry things will get better.
Rosie
She may be lacking in booty but at least she’s making up for it with a cute faaaaaaaaaaaaaace.
I’m deeply sorry.
sun tzu
Ah, Joe. Still the same hateable, despicable asstard.
SonicBlueRanger
To you maybe Joes a Horndog it’s a Character trait not the only thing about him.
Jenny Creed
I don’t know much about relationships, but I know it’s universally frowned upon to sleep with your friend’s ex. Especially when you really try to rub it in their face instead of asking if maybe they would be okay with it.
Cholma
It’s nice to see that Joe is a Universal Constant. Maybe he’s like “The Fallen”? He’s actually the same person in all realities.
Joebo
JOE IS THE CHEESE!
Joebo
no, wait, Walky is the cheese, and we don’t even know if this universe has a cheese yet.
P.S. It’d better
Joebo
even if it’s a comic or cartoon character
MrGBH
Willis did mention that if there’s any constant between the Dumbiverse and the Walkiverse, it would be the Cheese. But he also said the Cheese would most likely be on another planet and never show up.
Just like Sal.
TexasNinjaBuzzard
Joe’s expression in panel one is feckin’ brilliant. That’s some damn fine line work to get that look out of a few simple squiggles.
Danny still needs this. He needs to be made to understand that the rest of the world is still steamrollering on, and the longer he stands there shoegazing the closer it gets. This is instructive suffering.
drivethruwhale
I love Joe’s face in the last one! “Fine, we’ll do this your way!”
MrGBH
I would’ve only filed Dorothy as a 6, but then I’m not too fond of blondes anyway.
LiamKav
How comes Joe doesn’t have rosy cheeks? He’s not (as) evil like Mike.
tbf
It’s 2010 and Joe’s using a stylus?
Matt
Maybe he has fat fingers. I know using my iPod Touch is a bongo and a half because I pound two keys at a time and so have to type very carefully.
MarkLar
The FLATS system is a much better way to give a girl a number.
GoldStarz
*readies giant hammer for Danny* Just say the word Danny…
KS Claw
*rolls eyes* Captain Sensitive he is *not*
thatgirlwiththeglasses
Oh, Joe. Quite tactful he is. (NOT)
Brando
Joe is totally not evil, he’s just tactless. He’s also hilarious.
xyzabcd
First time commenter: Hi! I just found this webcomic.
A) EXCELLENT!
B) I’m writing to compliment the artist for that face in the second frame. A remarkable evocation of the hurt, pain, fury that we’ve all known, in just a few lines. Be proud, man!
A
I want that Danny face to greet me each time I check my mobile.
He looks as if he will explode/implode.
Mousa The 14
No, Joe… No.
Seriously dude, Too soon.
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