I don’t think I’ve ever asked a lady a question while banging.
tom
Really? Not even “what do you charge for this again?”, or “why are you crying?”, or “you don’t have a cat allergy, do you?”
Seriously, though, try it sometime. She’ll probably let you do kinkier stuff if you ask first.
Bekah
Last time somebody asked me stuff while banging, he hit all of those questions in rapid succession:
“What are you charging for this again? Wait… why are you crying? You don’t have a cat allergy do you? Oh, the dead body in the corner? Just ignore that. Sometimes hookers just don’t know when to stop crying.”
I’m not a hooker.
CWR
Wow, I normally have to say something to a girl before I’m given that information – like “Hello.”
DarkVeghetta
Who needs social norms on comment sections of
webcomics. We just go straight for the penis.
DarkVeghetta
I know what you mean. Dead hookers in the corner make me horny too.
…
There was a massive party last night at which your character got extremely drunk and fornicated with someone. Now, you must follow the Clue(s) and figure out who did it (and with whom).
Yeah, I think it would sell
Random Webcomics Junkie
Lesharo – yes.
I’ve watched people play this game in real life, and it is most amusing to watch them try to figure it out without alerting everyone at the party that they don’t know whose panties were on their head when they woke up.
A board game could be almost as interesting, provided it was played whilst partially inebriated.
The answer, Danny, is that you are, in fact, really pathetic. REALLY, really pathetic.
Though at least you are able to speak to women and don’t just curl up in a ball. Even if you lose every time, at least real words come out of your mouth.
So tell me, my little Danno. Where’s your justice now? Did your justice save you when King Immotep cast you into the den of irresponsible roommate? Did your Justice save you when your dear concubine left you in pursuit of the dark God mammon? Nay, I say unto you, your justice is false. Bow before my Gods danny boy, and all will be forgiven.
It’s time we showed the super silly sideshow swindlers what we really thing of them! You’re no super heroes. You’re Super Zeroes! Not that we should be surprised. These “Super heroes”, they don’t have to wait for an invitation. They go where they want when they want. They get special treatment since they’re the “Good Guys, right? Of course they are! And I’m sure they can account for the fact that since their so called “Justice league” formed, white collar crime is up 3%! Or maybe they’d like to explain whey on their watch fifty percent of marriages now end in divorce, and the other fifty percent in death!
Unlike the rest of us who work hard to provide for our loved ones, they claim to do what they do for less selfish reasons! Quotes The Green Lantern “We’re above all that”. That’s right! You heard it folkes, straight from the source. The Just Us League says they’re better than you!
We’re outta time. Tomorrow, more of the hard truth You Wanna Hear!
Danny: “All I got was this autographed condom… OF JUSTICE! IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE, I SHALL STRIKE DOWN ALL WHO WORSHIP EVIL WITH MY MIGHTY, JUST (and protected) HAMMER! ALL SHALL FEEL MY POWERFUL THRUSTS OF JUSTICE!”
97 thoughts on “Hancock”
Doctor_Who
A question I have asked myself many times.
George
Who hasn’t asked that at some point in their loves?
David Herbert
‘In their loves’?
I don’t think I’ve ever asked a lady a question while banging.
tom
Really? Not even “what do you charge for this again?”, or “why are you crying?”, or “you don’t have a cat allergy, do you?”
Seriously, though, try it sometime. She’ll probably let you do kinkier stuff if you ask first.
Bekah
Last time somebody asked me stuff while banging, he hit all of those questions in rapid succession:
“What are you charging for this again? Wait… why are you crying? You don’t have a cat allergy do you? Oh, the dead body in the corner? Just ignore that. Sometimes hookers just don’t know when to stop crying.”
I’m not a hooker.
CWR
Wow, I normally have to say something to a girl before I’m given that information – like “Hello.”
DarkVeghetta
Who needs social norms on comment sections of
webcomics. We just go straight for the penis.
DarkVeghetta
I know what you mean. Dead hookers in the corner make me horny too.
Mally
A nickel, obviously.
Jen Aside
Because you could USE IT DANNO
Tristan J
There’s a special level of hell reserved for you for that glorious pun, Willis.
Karo
And that level is filled with Cake. LOTS AND LOTS OF CAKE.
Khrene Cleaver
Is this pun too clever for an average pun pusher as myself? Cause I don’t see it.
Khrene Cleaver
Ohhh for the title of the comic. Nevermind
Dahlia
*facepalm*
Tristan J
You got condom all over your face.
Bekah
Because it needs to be done:
Don’t you mean FAAAAAAAAACE?
Tristan J
I really have to stop setting that up for people.
It leaves me with egg on my… butt.
Henry
For a nickel? With your penis?
C’mon, we gotta have the trifecta here.
Dahlia
B ] Its a slight possibility.
Rognik
You can’t beat a celebrity, even a sex celeb.
Kamino Neko
I suspect you can beat Roz…she’ll even ask you to!
Cha
With your penis.
Sonzilber
For a nickel
Hello, Mr. Anderson
On camera
Jon
For a Nickel
Plasma Mongoose
In the Library.
JK9000
I would play this version of Clue.
Lesharo
…
There was a massive party last night at which your character got extremely drunk and fornicated with someone. Now, you must follow the Clue(s) and figure out who did it (and with whom).
Yeah, I think it would sell
Random Webcomics Junkie
Lesharo – yes.
I’ve watched people play this game in real life, and it is most amusing to watch them try to figure it out without alerting everyone at the party that they don’t know whose panties were on their head when they woke up.
A board game could be almost as interesting, provided it was played whilst partially inebriated.
Parismio
Thats for you to use Danny.
With your penis.
Lan M.
For use during sex. Silly Danny.
NF
Wow, it’s an entirely appropriate and hilarious use of “with my/your penis”. Bravo.
arjay2813
i kind of want one of those myself, and i dont’t care how i’d get it
Michelle Alford
I’ll be happy to sign a condom for you.
tom
With your penis?
arjay2813
that’s fine
Lesharo
New item for the store, Willis: Character Autographed Condoms
John Biles
The answer, Danny, is that you are, in fact, really pathetic. REALLY, really pathetic.
Though at least you are able to speak to women and don’t just curl up in a ball. Even if you lose every time, at least real words come out of your mouth.
Lady Ray
…Your avatar makes this funnier.
CWR
Danno, you do realize we can hear your inner monologue?
Digidestined of Trust (Tim)
0_0
Tristan J
^_^
Matt of Steel
Roz is telling you that she thinks you’re a dick.
Fellstrike
or that she’s thinking of his dick…
NF
Because she also still believes in justice.
Plasma Mongoose
A HARD THROBBING JUSTICE!
Jackson
And now, I can’t help but be reminded of:
“Soiled Soiled Soiled Soiled Soiled Soiled JUS-TICE.”
Dean
“…and where are my pants?”
Madock345
someone needs to edit a fifth panel with this, like, now.
gangler
http://i669.photobucket.com/albums/vv60/gangler52/2011-05-18-hancock.png?t=1305696072
Let it be written and recorded in all homes, and passed on in tellings of the story to future generations, that Dan has in fact, misplaced his pants.
Cha
http://oi52.tinypic.com/alhvs9.jpg
You’re welcome.
madock345
thank-you, Both of you. equaly awsomely hilarious.
gangler
So tell me, my little Danno. Where’s your justice now? Did your justice save you when King Immotep cast you into the den of irresponsible roommate? Did your Justice save you when your dear concubine left you in pursuit of the dark God mammon? Nay, I say unto you, your justice is false. Bow before my Gods danny boy, and all will be forgiven.
Ancestral Hamster
“There’s no justice. There’s just us.”
gangler
It’s time we showed the super silly sideshow swindlers what we really thing of them! You’re no super heroes. You’re Super Zeroes! Not that we should be surprised. These “Super heroes”, they don’t have to wait for an invitation. They go where they want when they want. They get special treatment since they’re the “Good Guys, right? Of course they are! And I’m sure they can account for the fact that since their so called “Justice league” formed, white collar crime is up 3%! Or maybe they’d like to explain whey on their watch fifty percent of marriages now end in divorce, and the other fifty percent in death!
Unlike the rest of us who work hard to provide for our loved ones, they claim to do what they do for less selfish reasons! Quotes The Green Lantern “We’re above all that”. That’s right! You heard it folkes, straight from the source. The Just Us League says they’re better than you!
We’re outta time. Tomorrow, more of the hard truth You Wanna Hear!
Wackd
You can’t write on condoms!
Maybe if your school had an STD fair, you’d know that.
David
Your school’s STD fair handed out unwrapped condoms?
Ridureyu
“Here, kid. Have a balloon. A special balloon.”
Wack'd
Goddamn it. I was making a Community reference.
RandomPerson12
You put it on your penis…for a nickel
Plasma Mongoose
Not even with a felt tip marker?
Carlos Futino
I think she signed the wrapping, not the condom itself.
Plasma Mongoose
Those condom wrappers are pretty much impossible to write on.
If only they coulkd apply that technology as an anti-graffiti measure.
CWR
When condoms fail, taggers are sometimes the result.
Cha
Magic, Danny, magic.
Wizard
Based on “adult” movies, I assumed condoms usually appear by magic.
Lesharo
You mean they don’t? Man, my boyfriends been lying to me…
Ridureyu
Danny: “All I got was this autographed condom… OF JUSTICE! IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE, I SHALL STRIKE DOWN ALL WHO WORSHIP EVIL WITH MY MIGHTY, JUST (and protected) HAMMER! ALL SHALL FEEL MY POWERFUL THRUSTS OF JUSTICE!”
Lt. Taz