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Mister
Posted on August 1, 2013 by David M Willis

352 thoughts on “Mister”

  1. AHR

    We should have seen this coming and yet we didn’t.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      Hopefully we won’t see him cumming or the rating for this comic will have to go up. 😀

      1. MichaelHaneline

        Willis can still post some fanservice separate from the comic. He has already set the precedent.

      2. AgentKeen

        We already saw Walky Weiner.

        1. Ivan

          I just want rinsed out non-sloppy seconds!

    2. Potatamoto

      That’s *precisely* what I was going to say. Kudos for Amber’s Mom.

      1. Potatamoto

        I feel like my comment above came out wrong, and in this group I don’t want that to happen.

        Given what we know of Amber’s Dad from the Walkyverse and the fact that Amber’s already Amazi-Girl, and mention of a robbery and a divorce…I’m assuming there’s badness going on in the past here. So when I say Kudos for Amber’s Mom, I mean in the sense that she’s able to move past said (implied) badness and have a good time, not in the sense that grabbing a ride on the village bicycle (Joe’s Dad) is a major accomplishment for her.

        But also Kudos for Joe’s Dad. Because Daaayuuumn.

        1. Rheios

          Fair. Although I think “Riding Joe’s Dad” probably qualifies as training wheels for the whole endeavor, difficulty of convincing-wise. (Much hard for her to let herself be convinced possibly. Much easier to “convince” Joe’s father. )

    3. DudeMyDadOwnsADealership

      *sigh* Better a clear one night stand with a mere womanizer than being together with the type of man to push their daughter into following in Kick-Ass’s footsteps. Embarrassing for Amber, however…..Possibly.

    4. DarkoNeko

      …or my.

    5. Aisling

      Yep… I totally didnt see this coming lol.

  2. Jen Aside

    Well that was fast.

    1. Wonder Wig

      That’s what she said.

      1. GoldStarz

        Here we go again.

        1. Squall

          My my

        2. Squall

          How can we resist you?

        3. Aizat

          Resistance is futile.

        4. Squall

          ASSIMILATE!

        5. ChaoKuang

          EXTERMINATE!

        6. Aizat

          EXTERMINATE!

        7. Aizat

          DELETE.

        8. Tachyon

          I prefer to think of it as unnecessary.

        9. Baroncognito

          Mama-mia. (Or is that not hyphenated?)

        10. Squall

          Does it show again?

        11. The E-man

          My my, just how much we’ve missed you

        12. Squall

          Yes, I’ve been broken hearted.
          Blue since the day we parted.

        13. Jeff K!

          I cannot read the phrase “My my” anymore and not hear the voice of Gulliver from the 1939 animated film. It’s virtually his catchphrase, and he says it so sultrily…

          Also: “I can lick any man my size.”

        14. Dr.Midnight

          “There’s a GIANT! On! the! BEACH!”

        15. NerdHerder

          Then she said that.

    2. Aizat

      Well, that escalated quickly.

      1. AgentKeen

        And to come full-circle: That’s what she said.

        1. Roborat

          Annnnnd cue rimshot.

  3. Kernanator

    Oh you sexy badger.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      Unlike the honey baders, he gives ALL the fucks.

      1. Kernanator

        You get a fuck! And you get a fuck! Everybody gets a fuck!

        1. Squall

          You get a baby! And you get a baby! Everybody gets a baby!

    2. Aizat

      Somehow, that reminded me of that one line from The Eleventh Hour.

      1. Kernanator

        I have no idea what that is. It’s a reference to Lena Heady calling Liam Cunningham a sexy badger because of his beard coloration in “Blackwater”.

  4. Sensedog

    The master seems to work fast. I expected no less.

  5. Ragnal

    I’ll be honest; anytime Amber’s mom says “Oh my”, I hear Muriel from Courage the Cowardly Dog.

    1. Squall

      Stupid dog! You made me look bad!

      1. Aizat

        BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!

        1. Squall

          Cue the Katz theme when Dr Rosenthal shows up.

        2. Aizat

          Welcome to Rosenthal Clinic. I am Dr Rosenthal.

        3. Squall

          “Eyappiduh! Yappiduyappiduduh!” *points emphatically*
          “Yes, Courage, he does seem like a nice man”

        4. Aizat

          Ehem, no dogs allowed.

    2. Doctor_Who

      I hear George Takei.

      1. Neospector

        Oh thank god I’m not the only crazy one.

    3. Aizat

      Speaking of which, I just noticed that Mike’s mom does look like Muriel.

    4. Plasma Mongoose

      I hear Kasumi Tendo from Ranma 1/2.

    5. The Steve

      Really? I just imagine George Takei.

    6. Jay Eff

      I’ll be honest; anytime Joe’s dad hits on Amber’s mom, I hear Bluto.

      “Howzabout me showin’ you around campus, babe?”

    7. Mustachio

      That’s one of the most under-rated cartoons ever. It rocks.

    8. The Candyman

      Now I’m reading all her lines in Muriel’s voice.

  6. Aizat

    This is not going to end well.

    1. Yotomoe

      Or maybe it’ll be the best ending ever!

      1. Squall

        It certainly has potential.

      2. Aizat

        I don’t know, walking in on your mom doing some guy(or vice versa) never ends well.

        1. Izzy

          For joe it probably does. There is no shame among his family’s men.

      3. Kiggy

        Yes

  7. Super Duper

    Its the beard, right? Its definately the beard.

    1. Squall

      I wish my beard did that for me.

      1. Doctor_Who

        I can’t grow beards. Oddly, I can sprout a mustache that would make a seventies porn star jealous, should I choose to.

        Somehow my upper lip is just way more manly than my chin.

        1. Squall

          My beard is growing in a way that would make my biking ancestors proud, but my mustache is less than I’d hoped for.

        2. Squall

          *Viking ancestors. My ancestor were not bikers.

        3. Tenn

          Works either way. 🙂

        4. Jenny Creed

          Vikings were basically what bikers did while waiting for the motorcycle to be invented.

        5. Kiggy

          This

        6. ADHadh

          Maybe it’s time to become a biker descendant of Viking ancestors?

        7. Squall

          Braided beard, huge helmet, riding a Harley down the highway, wearing a bear, and carrying a large Axe! Yes. My biker jacket will be a bear that I killed with my axe.

        8. Historyman68

          Damn.

        9. Manly Bowler

          That typo is so amusing that I will just ignore your correction, mmmkay?
          😀

        10. BlueMario

          My facial hair is a natural Tony Stark, plus thin Chops if i dont shave the sides of my face

        11. spaceinvader42

          I have the opposite problem, my beard is magnificent, but my mustache is just a lame collection of hairs.

        12. Blue

          Will not make the joke… must resist…

        13. Aizat

          What joke?

        14. LockeZ

          Something about manly things passing his lips and dribbling down his chin.

        15. Squall

          I WANT TO HEAR THE JOKE!!!

        16. taekwondogirl

          It’s okay, I can’t grow a beird either.

        17. taekwondogirl

          Wow. Beard. Way to screw up your own joke, tae.

    2. Squall

      Fun Beard fact: men with full beards are perceived as better fathers than men without beards.

      1. inkwell

        So true. My dad looks like a skeevy politician when he doesn’t have a beard, but he looks like a proper family man with his beard. Granted, he is kind of a skeevy politician, but still.

      2. Colin

        I think my dad was actually a little better at dad-ing with mild levels of facial hair, on a scale of bare to BWARRGH.
        I now and forever have MANLY MUTTON CHOPS, with a side of not-totally-horrible-soulpatch and a miserable ribbon of peachfuzz on my lip that seldom becomes visible before I notice it and exterminate it. It had enough chances to be awesome.

  8. JebJeb

    So so creepy.

  9. Bizze

    Goddamn it, the fact that those moves work on people is so angrifying

    1. Squall

      Why is it so angrifying to you?

      1. Reepicheep-chan

        Putting your hands on a person without their permission is sleeze as hell, but there are some woman who do not mind so it can work. You should never do it, but it can work.

    2. Aizat

      Wait, that works? Tell me more.

      1. Squall

        It’s the shoulder rub, his bone-doctoring has given him super-powers. Either that or he has another ‘secret weapon’ that she noticed.

    3. Jenny Creed

      I assume she wants to get laid about as much as he does, and his magic fingers has not robbed her of free will or anything.

  10. Aaron

    Dang, Amber’s mom is getting laid in multiple universes!

    1. Mr. Morningstar

      Ambers mom has got it goin on

      1. Raoullefere

        She’s what he wants, and he’s not waiting long

  11. Rani

    What the actual fuck

    Do I laugh at the comic or with it?

    1. Chronos

      Yes.

  12. MajesticSpaceBen

    Damn. That’s downright impressive. That must’ve been what? Twenty seconds?

    1. Yotomoe

      Don’t ever under estimate a Rosenthal

      1. Aizat

        Richard wrote THE book.

        1. Nakari

          So.. HE wrote the book of love?

          BRING ME DON McCLEAN!

    2. Doctor_Who

      If only the payoff lasted as long as the seduction.

  13. Fernando

    Joe and Amber: secretly brother and sister?

    1. Aizat

      NOOOOOOOOO!

    2. Plasma Mongoose

      Maybe they will have a new sibling in common in 9 months time.

      1. Squall

        Something tells me that Dr Rosenthal has plenty of protection with him.

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          From UV rays? 😛

        2. Aizat

          He has protection against every thing. Except vampires, especially the lady vampires.

        3. Squall

          “Any rays of “U”rs are good enough for me!” Is that too corny?

      2. Bill M.

        This brings up a question in my mind… is incest one of the lines Joe would not want to cross?

    3. Ancestral Hamster

      And the galaxy’s only hope against the evil of the Sith.

      1. Aizat

        So, who’s Han Solo and Chewbacca?

        1. Ancestral Hamster

          Sal and Marcie respectively. Danny is Jar Jar Binks.

        2. ninja_jesus

          And Joe is the smooth-talking Lando Calrissian! It makes so much sense!

      2. The Candyman

        Joyce is Luke, of course. Walky might also fill the role of Han Solo well. Dorothy could conceivably be both Obi-Wan and Leia. Mike is definitely Darth Vader, though, no questioning that.

        1. Shade

          No, Mike is clearly Darth Sidious. Vader could never pull off the kind of multi-faceted planning that Mike does.

  14. Amanda

    FAYE AND HER PARENTS NOOOOOOO D8

    1. asdsadafa

      The father just might be a ghost….

      1. Amanda

        ZOINKS! A g-g-g-g-g-gHOOOOOST!!!

        1. Ancestral Hamster

          “It’s not a ghost.”
          *Rips mask off of “ghost”*
          “Look, it’s Mr. Jefferies, the Chancellor!”
          “And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for those meddling kids!”

        2. Squall

          It’s Don Knotts!

        3. Aizat

          *Rips off mask* IT’S ME AUSTIN!
          Oh son of a bongo!
          IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, AUSTIN!

      2. Wonder Wig

        Faye, you must go tot he Degobah system.

    2. Yotomoe

      why no- oh right…dad…

      1. Aizat

        You mean “dead”?

    3. Luzahn

      Don’t worry, I think we’re past the pertinent date. Clearly Willis has accidentally saved Faye’s dad.

      1. David

        It was no accident, it was deliberate.

        1. Squall

          You did a good deed today, sir.

        2. Jereko

          I celebrated as soon as I saw that. Happy Amanda, too!

        3. Luzahn

          Ah, of course. It’s great to see, then.

        4. Totz the Plaid

          I remember the discussion you had with Jeph Jacques about that on twitter!

          My first reaction to noticing them was: “Holy crap! He actually did it!”

        5. Eebiot

          Oh, they twittered about it? Could somebody provide a link, or do I have to go trawling through the depths of cyberspace myself? I must see that conversation!

        6. David

          It was about eight weeks ago, so good luck diggin’ that up!

        7. Kinetic

          https://twitter.com/damnyouwillis/status/344249992619368449

          The luck helped!

        8. Eebiot

          Awesomeness, thanks!

        9. Mattyos

          you sir. are the best kind of superhero

      2. AHA

        In QC her dad’s suicide happened between her sophomore and junior year of college (QC #507). It’s freshman family weekend and it looks like Faye’s the freshman not her sister so their dad would still be alive.

        1. AHA

          Assuming the same universe and timeline and such.

        2. Luzahn

          Nooo!

          I could’ve sworn she was younger at the time.

    4. Joseph H

      To celebrate QC’s 10 year anniversary, why not bring Faye’s suicided (coining that term now) dad back from the dead?

      1. NightmareWarden

        Pintsize hasn’t worked out all of the bugs of the Reviv-o-fire. For example, it electrocutes the living instead of setting them on fire.

    5. invisiblemoose

      Good lord I just noticed that myself! D:

    6. otusasio451

      It’s not long, now. Soon…SOON HER LIFE WILL BE CHANGED FOREVER. I AM SO DEPRESSED RIGHT NOW.

      1. rachel

        :(:(:( I agree I think it is kinda depressing, seeing a happy faye family, it is hard to say why exactly! just! ah! there was a lot of hurt involved in fayedad loss! bum out!

        1. Thor

          Don’t be depressed! Faye is happy!

          Furthermore, she will never be sullied by the touch of that vacuous ball of boredom named Angus. That make any pain you might be feeling irrelevant right there.

        2. otusasio451

          Actually, I honestly like Angus. Also, she’s happy now. But her dad hasn’t killed herself YET. He committed suicide after Faye’s first year in college, during the following summer. So, she’s happy now. But after the summer, she’ll be headed on the path of Questionable Content.

          I’m suddenly depressed again.

    7. The Steve

      I noticed that too! :O

      I am such a webcomic geek. XD I read far too many.

    8. Nik

      This actually made me really depressed.

    9. Scott

      Right?! This is devastating! How am I going to reconcile my precious canon NOW?!

      1. N0083rP00F

        May I suggest setting some new sights after getting well oiled first?

    10. Josh

      *all the feels*

    11. Andrew_C

      I thought it was one of the clones from Coffeeright Theft until I saw the tag and this thread.

    12. Foxhack

      OH WILLIS YOU BASTARD

    13. David

      I guess this was before the *ahem* KABLAMO!

    14. Toes14

      And her sister Amanda. It’s easy to spot her hair.

  15. Aizat

    You see, Dr Rosenthal wrote the book on how to seduce women.

  16. Wonder Wig

    In this universe Faye went to Indiana!?

    1. Thor

      All the red states are basically the same place.

  17. The Sound Defense

    I feel like I should be upset, but honestly, I’d be more upset if Joe’s dad were anything less.

  18. Gram91

    All things considered, I wonder how Amber reacts in this universe to her mom “gettin’ some.”

    1. Khrene Cleaver

      Ya know I don’t think it would as bad if it was Joe’s dad…
      You don’t want you friend to not get laid, but you don’t them bone that guy…

      Who did Amber mom do the horizontal monster mash in the other Willisverses

      1. Doctor_Who

        Jacob. It was pretty awesome.

    2. Gram91

      Wait, I just realized. If you consider what Sarah said about Joe’s dad, this has so many possibilities >:)

      1. Undrave

        Amber will stumble on the scene and think JOE joe’d her mom!

  19. Khrene Cleaver

    Ohhh noooo…

  20. Ethereal

    QC cameo in the bottom left of last panel?

  21. Michael

    Poor Faye. And Richard moves fast.

  22. alicemacher

    Oh. My. Gosh. The cameos in the final panel, from Questionable Content. Seems a certain QC character is still very much alive and well in this universe.

    1. drs

      Or DoA is the past of QC, which has robots and singularities, after all.

    2. Roborat

      Crap, I didn’t even notice.

  23. JeffreyATW

    Ahahaha, Faye and her dad. You bastard.

  24. Todd

    Oh god, it’s Faye Whittaker and her family in the last panel … including her father. That’s awkward.

    1. Todd

      No one else had pointed this out when I first started typing my comment, I swear.

      1. MM

        It’s okay. Somewhere in the Willis multiverse, you were first.

  25. GoogerGeiger

    Is this a reference to a prior Walkyverse comic that I didn’t read?

    1. Squall

      Do you mean Faye? She’s a character in Jeph Jacques ‘Questionable Content’

      1. NightmareWarden

        A webcomic which everyone should read! Also, I hope that a character here gets shown as an AI in robojail from the current arc in QC.

  26. DougDanger

    I demand the Whitaker family be tagged or I’m telling Jeph on you!

  27. Nilly

    Why does that look like Faye from Questionable Content in the last panel? is it just me?

    1. Squall

      It is. She even has the shirt.

      1. ninja_jesus

        She even has the dad! :3

  28. Raibean

    Perfect

  29. Aizat

    Does the Stacy’s mom joke apply here?

    1. Yotomoe

      She does indeed have it goin’ on.

      1. Doctor_Who

        She’s all Mr. Rosenthal wants, and he’s waited for…about thirty seconds, apparently.

        1. MM

          Is there anyone we’ve met so far who wouldn’t be the girl for him from his perspective?

        2. Yotomoe

          His ex-wife.

        3. MM

          You sure?

        4. Aizat

          Well, in bed he’s good but…….

        5. TheKelliestKelly

          I was about to say his wife but we haven’t met her yet.

        6. TheKelliestKelly

          Argh, his EX-wife

    2. Li

      No, because the singer in that song is much younger than her and Joe’s dad is age-appropriate. Stacy’s Mom should be reserved for someone Joe’s age or younger crushing on the hot mom in question.

      It also helps if he has zero chance of gettin with her, ala the hilarious music video.

  30. Leanne

    Wait, Faye!? What?! I thought she was from Alabama. Jeph is gonna be soooo mad.

    1. Todd

      Savannah, Georgia, actually.

  31. Null Set

    He didn’t even ask for a nickel. How generous.

  32. Ailina

    I spy Faye from QC! In her Bearmonster shirt! With her sister! And her mother! And her…

    …dad.

    The pain and the feels hit me like a ton of bricks.

    1. NightmareWarden

      There there, a brick to the face helps develop character…
      …and broken bones. LOTS of broken bones.

  33. Reboot

    And her sister Amanda, Amanda.

    1. Squall

      Amanda-manda-manda-manda-manda Manda-manda-manda-manda SHOOOOOOW.

      1. Kernanator

        Oh my god, I almost forgot about that show.

        “Bring out the dancing lobsters.”

        1. Somebody

          Wizard’s Peak from Spyro.

      2. Roborat

        I loved that show. With the various shows she did, I essentially watched Miss Bynes grow up.

  34. Sensedog

    And of course, we already know what Mike will say…

  35. Aizat

    Even in the universe, Amber’s mom is a MILF.

    1. MM

      It’s a universal constant.

      1. Squall

        A MULTIuniversal constant!

    2. Somebody

      Well it would make no sense for her to be ugly, alternate universe or not.

  36. Yotomoe

    Willis darnit. Stacy is SOOOOOOOO cute but I do not have the time to draw her.

    1. Yotomoe

      DAMN YOU WILLIS.

      1. Squall

        Ohmigoshthatissooooooocuuuuute!

      2. Aizat

        It’s TCFW(Too Cute For Work)

        1. Squall

          I must remember this term for later use!

      3. rachel

        must agree, HELLA tcfw!!!

      4. Roborat

        I first saw those as odour lines.

    2. Justnobody

      I’m with Yotomoe on this. Stacy is the best.

  37. ArkhamTexan

    OH, HELL YES! Them two are gonna have a good time!

    1. Aizat

      And it won’t be good for Amber. Don’t know about Joe though.

  38. Kamino Neko

    I’m not sure why everyone is a) assuming Faye’s dad will kill himself in this universe b) thinks that if he does, showing him in a cameo before that is ‘awkward’ or ‘ohno!’ worthy…

    Seems ‘here’s a universe where she can avoid all that crappy baggage’ would be a much better birthday present, and, again, even if he does kill himself at some point, showing a back-story-dead character in happier times is far from an evil thing…

    1. Squall

      Who said he would kill himself? I think we were kicking ourselves over a painful memory of the comic-past.

      1. Kamino Neko

        That makes ‘oh no!’ and ‘awkward’ and ‘you bastard’ make even less sense.

        1. Shmuel

          Speaking as somebody who has no assumption that Faye’s dad won’t keep on kickin’ in this universe, and whose very strong reaction to his appearance here can only be summed up as “DAMN YOU, WILLIS!” I don’t really see what part of this doesn’t make sense. It doesn’t matter [I]how[/I] you dredge up and evoke Faye’s pain; that doesn’t make it any less painful.

        2. Foxhack

          The fact that a version of the character exists in this universe, alive, only serves to make us feel more pain at the fact that he isn’t alive in the main QC universe.

          You know, like seeing a non-ventilated head Ted Kord in other universes in Elseworld comics. Before all of that was thrown out by DC.

    2. NightmareWarden

      People are just getting a feeling injection from the blast-from-the-past that he is.

  39. Rhy

    In this universe does Faye’s dad not spoiler?

    1. Aizat

      Well, if that event is a universal constant, yes.

  40. Lydia

    YOU DREW FAYES DAD THATS SO CUTE

  41. Doom Shepherd

    Amber’s mom is in her 40’s in this verse? I’m with Richard.

    1. Aizat

      Wait, she’s 40? She looks younger than that.

      1. Squall

        She’s actually 19.

      2. Kamino Neko

        She’s got a daughter in college. Making her mid-30s pretty much the bare minimum, and 40 doesn’t even push Amber into ‘late kid’ territory (she’d have been about the same age as my mom was when I (first born) was born).

  42. Vaishino

    The way Cola is written on that coke machine in the last panel, kinda looks like a dong and balls.

    I just wanted to point that out.

  43. Ruck Bogers

    QC characters, ahoy!

    1. Kaci

      glad I’m not the only one that noticed 😀

  44. Squall

    It seems Stacy never learned about Stranger Danger.

    1. Roborat

      From the conversation, I am suspecting a previous relationship, perhaps they went to the same school?

  45. Shadow12000

    Aw, happy Faye family. Now I don’t believe Dave Willis is a jerkface no matter what the DoA link on Questionable Content says.

    1. Shadow12000

      Great, my gravitar makes that look like the wrong kind of sarcasm.

      1. Squall

        I have the same problem. But what is the RIGHT kind of sarcasm?

        1. ninja_jesus

          The kind that gets both your avatars in bed with each other.

        2. Squall

          Well played, Ninja Jesus. Well played

  46. rachel

    Pretty sure mrs amber (I know, I know, she has her OWN name, but cmoooon) gets laid more than almost anyone in any universe

    1. Aizat

      Umm, Joe’s dad?

      1. rachel

        WELL. hella trumped! however. stacy does a Really Good Job, too, ha ha!

  47. Lucca

    So in 9 months comic-time will we see a baby Faz?

    1. Yotomoe

      Who will be obsessed with boobs. But then again babies are naturally into boobs.

      1. Aizat

        And so does some men.

        1. Roborat

          Some???

    2. rachel

      OF COURSE, aaaahhhhh that *IS* how The Faz was born, not amber’s dad but amber’s MOM gettin’ loosy-goosy*!

      *what an amazingly icky euphemism

      1. Aizat

        Wait, that’s a euphemism for sex? I thought it was a euphemism for people who can’t shut up.

        1. Yotomoe

          It’s not inherently a euphenism for either of those, although it certainly can be.

        2. rachel

          nearly anything can be with the right squick-out context, woo-hoo!

  48. Plasma Mongoose

    The only question now is WHERE are they going to do the deed?

    1. Aizat

      The broom closet?

    2. Null Set

      Joe’s room.

      1. Null Set

        Danny’s bed, to be specific.

        1. Yotomoe

          Bout time SOMEONE had sex on that bed.

        2. Drunken Nordmann

          Joe already had, I guess.

        3. Squall

          But what will be Danny’s reaction when his roommate’s dad bangs his girlfriend’s alter ego’s mom on his bed?!

    3. Squall

      In the coke machine.

      1. Aizat

        In the car.

        1. Squall

          Ultra-Car? Or SPIDERCAR!

  49. Deeny

    Woah, Faye, I saw her And I try to remember for a second where in the Storyline did you put her, and Then BOOM I remembered

  50. Ben

    So i’m not crazy and did see faye! that makes me happy. Wonder if Pintsize will ever show up? Willis? Can we make that happen? like… i dunno… Joe meets his terrifying robot counterpart or something? just a little gag strip?

  51. kishimobot

    Is that Rogue in the last panel?

    1. David

      how did you skip the entire comments section

      1. Aizat

        Just press the comments on top and you’ll be brought to the bottom of the comments section.

        1. Squall

          That explains why so many people make the same comments.

        2. Drunken Nordmann

          That explains why so many people make the same comments.

        3. Josh

          That explains why so many people make the same comments.

        4. Groove

          I am Spartacus.

        5. N0083rP00F

          Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

        6. Aizat

          Nobody expects the Spinach Inquisition!

        7. Squall

          Nobody expects the Spamish Inquisition!

        8. Josh

          Nobody expects the Minnish Inquisition!

      2. Tomas

        How do you not?

        1. Aizat

          Not what?

        2. Squall

          Not your mom!

        3. Kernanator

          Not knot a knot, of course!

        4. Squall

          There is a Swedish tongue twister to that fashion.

          “Knut satt vid en knut och knöt en knut.
          När Knut knutit knuten var knuten knuten.”

          It means: “Knut (Knut) sat at a corner (knut) and tied (knöt) a knot (knut). When Knut (Knut) had tied (knutit) the knot (knuten) then the knot (knuten) was tied (knuten)”

          It’s a really fun tongue twister. And children find it funny.

        5. Tomas

          Not skip the entire comment section. When did it become a virtue to expose one’s self to repetition and madness?

  52. AgentKeen

    Am I just misreading the flirting, or does Richard already know Stacy? (Also, sorry if someone already asked this and it was answered; I tried a search to check, but didn’t see anything).

    1. George

      I’m not sure. I’d feel a bit better about how fast that escalated if they were acquainted with each other from their college days or something, but I think Joe’s dad is just setting a land speed record for a cold start.

      1. George

        Well, upon rereading I feel like there’s not enough introduction… and Joe’s dad maybe hinted at a shared past?

        My leading theory now is that they dated in college, but they both wound up marrying somebody else.

  53. MightionNY

    Just remember, in QC-land, Faye’s dad didn’t kill himself until between her sophomore and junior years. (reference QC 507)

    There’s still theoretically “time” for him to shoot himself in the head in this current Walkyverse. 😀

  54. Cat

    Definitely a Faye cameo in that last panel. But she has a dad… oh god.

  55. Kiggy

    Dayum! Like mother like daughter!!!! :9

  56. David

    He’s quite the mission creep.

  57. Hythrain

    I’m crying because of the Faye cameo now! WHY WILLIS?! WHY’D YOU DO THIS TO ME?! D: The feels!

    1. Cat

      Seeeriously DX

      1. Asurasur

        I KNOW RIGHT! Is that her dad? It can’t be her dad! Oh that’s SO her dad! WIIILLLIIISSSSS!

  58. Jenny Creed

    So yeah, this is like when Unca Ben came back for Spider-man’s anniversary, except much less stupid, less contrived, more subtle and much more painful. Maybe cause it’s a character whose death actually matters to his child and continues to affect that child in a direct and personal way beyond being an inspiring archetype.

    I guess I mostly wanted to praise Mr Jaques’ writing ability with this post that he probably won’t read. But let’s not forget to add a damn you Willis, you magnificent bastard. My emootions!

  59. ValeAscetiCO

    Sweet Jesus Whitaker Family Throwback.
    Is it also the anniversary of HeadBlown McIthoughthtiswasIndiananotSavannah?

    #toosoonforpapawhitakerjokes.

  60. ilacktact

    God damn it Willis

  61. Alexis

    FAYE WATCH OUT A ZOMBIE’S GOT YOUR SHOULDER

  62. zomgvampires

    HAHAHAHAHA Stacy you little slut. Good for you~!

    1. Anna1090

      As per your gravatar she is ‘mom’

  63. Wixvhen

    It’s nice to know that the cameo went nicely. It’s in pretty much every third comment. Also, ‘poor Amber, abandoned for a booty call’.

  64. Notebooked

    Oh my GOD

    Stacy’s face in the fourth panel is fantastic, but the sheer bare-faced balls displayed in using “I’m divorced” as an excuse to say “What a pleasure, so am I” and springboard right into a sex invitation is…well, frankly astounding.

    Joe’s dad is just Joe’s evil alternate from the Darkest Timeline, isn’t he?

  65. tahrey

    Caption: Correct.
    Cameo: Nicely done.
    Comic: Hrrrrrng… mmn… hehehe…
    Myface: 😀

    Q: Is AmberMom simply a massive nympho in disguise?
    And, oh lord, can you imagine the kids? I pray she’s post menopause or he’s had himself Miked.

    1. inkwell

      Let’s be honest here. It’s Joe’s Dad. He has, like, an entire internal layer of clothing fashioned out of usable condoms. At all times.

      1. tahrey

        Oh god … XD XD XD

    2. DarkVeghetta

      Funny thing, there are rare cases where menopause can actually stop for a bit and lead to pregnancy. Possibly because of faux-menopause that can happen before the real thing.
      That sed, it’s impossible she’s that old. Just LOOK at her. Prime MILF material right there.

  66. Brando

    The way they talk in panel 3 sounds like She had a crush on him in College.

  67. beat

    I wish I was attractive enough to sexually harass strangers and have them like it.

  68. Aeron

    “…and that’s how I met your mother.”

    1. DarkVeghetta

      With my penis.

  69. Intie

    Questionable Content has always been a neverending cringe-fest for me but this current storyline is actually amusing. Thanks Willis.

  70. EdoKara

    I would just like to point out for those of us who read Questionable Content as well that Faye and her entire family (including father) are in panel four.

  71. Tomas

    That’s three monster-face shirts in one story!

  72. N0083rP00F

    … bleah … too discomboubled to find the appropriate thread but here goes….

    It was mentions that Joe’s dad works awfully fast but I am of a mind that is not the situation at all.
    1) note that they greet each other without introductions but stating their life situation. – This means that they new each other previously.
    2) He started massaging her shoulders without any complains on familiarity – again reiterating they knew each other previously.
    3) He mentioning memories and wild oats – she corroborating with “it has been a while” thus implying they had been an item in college.
    4) Second last panel he indirectly asks to renew old memories.
    Thus we are left with Amber alone in the hallway looking for her mom.
    ……..
    A possible location for reconnoitering would be the supplies room in the library. >_>

    1. Aizat

      Long story short, Richard knew Stacy from way back then and they are possibly doing in the library, right?

    2. Squall

      I think that was a text-based comic for the picturely-challenged?

    3. Notebooked

      Possible, but the “Oh, no, I’m divorced” seems to throw a spanner in that — I don’t know, it’s a bit too impersonal, introductory. “We’ve gotten a divorce” might have worked.

      1. N0083rP00F

        That would make sense if each had know that they had gotten married and to whom in the interim.

        Also apologies for the wall-o-text in the earlier post.

  73. KelCello

    Is that a Faye cameo I see? 😀

  74. Neon5162

    Random song that somehow fits
    Ra Ra Rasputin lover of the Russian queen it was a shame how he carried on, Ra Ra Rasputin Russia’s greatest love machine there was a cat that really was gone. Their ? There the’re thar … Seem to be missing some if ya don’t understand why the rest is here its cuz I didn’t have the right there in the wording but then I found the right one and put it in so all this part here is just gibberish if ya read it though well um Hey Look Its BigFoot Right Over There!!!!! (Zoink)

  75. Fr0thgar

    i like that you put in Faye on the last panel 🙂

    1. PBManning

      The rest of her family is there too, including her deceased dad. That’s a thing, as noted in the comments above.

  76. james

    Stacy’s face >>>>>>>> all of Joyce’s.

  77. RobHagen

    Nice strip. Joe is merely the Student, while Richard is the The Master. Don’t hate the Playa’, Hate the Game!

  78. Heimdall

    I’m still very amused that Joe’s dad is just an older Joe with a beard. Mannerisms and all. xD

  79. Animal

    I can neither confirm nor deny actually being the real-life inspiration for Richard Rosenthal.

  80. Dan

    Am I the only one who notices a young version of Faye and her entire family from Questionable Content, including her dead father?

    1. Dan

      Turns out, no I’m not

  81. someguywithakatana

    “Too long for both of us”

    Bullshit! It’s probably been 20 minutes..

  82. Regalli

    Now, everyone’s thinking about this being the origin of Faz, but I’m calling it now: Blaine shows up as well and has custody of everyone’s favorite half-brother.

    The good news: Faz knows his father in this universe.
    The bad news: THIS JUST MAKES A BAD SITUATION WORSE.

  83. turtlefu

    Yes, Stacy. Abandon your daughter so you can get laid. You are a wonderful mother.
    We already know that Joe’s dad is a jerk, but damn.

    1. DarkVeghetta

      If it would be my mother, I’d expect a sms letting me know she’s getting shagged. I’d later get all the saucy details. Also I’d feel happy I could facilitate it. ^_^

      1. DarkVeghetta

        PS: I’m not actually kidding. 🙂

  84. TheBeast

    Well I guess we can see where Joe gets his arrogance when it comes to getting laid. Great parenting.

  85. clodia

    Guys – we are asking the wrong questions here. Where are Amber’s Mom and Joe’s Dad doin’ it? Did they sneak into a bathroom? Did they go to one of their hotel rooms? Did they sneak into a dorm room because everybody is out mingling? Headcanon is #3, but I can’t decide whose. I’m going to say Joe and Danny’s room, for extra mortification when Amber comes up to complain that she can’t find her mom.

  86. kiapdx

    Faye was the first thing I saw. I approve.

  87. kaze

    Faye with her dad. *_*

  88. Trent

    Oh my god, Joe’s dad is terrifying looking with that creepy tongue thing.

  89. TurtlyLooker

    How bad is it that I recognized Faye’s sister before I recognized her?

    1. TheBeast

      I think it’s pretty cool. That’s a nice shout out to QC.

  90. NaYa

    Obligatory George Takei’s “Oh my…”

  91. Pauline

    that fey from questionable content in the corner 0_O

  92. Tarkada

    Amber’s mother…Only stays single to ninja seduce tap every man ass in sight.

  93. LV

    LOVE the Questionable Content shout out in the last panel!!

  94. Geoff

    Is that Dora’s dad in the last panel? Ooooof – hits me right in the feels.

  95. anonreader1

    OH SHIT. I didn’t even read the comments, and I just noticed shirt Faye wears today when I went back to read this strip.

    Damn, that’s a little jarring to see her with him.

  96. JustBoredAlways

    HOLY SHIT. Faye and her family from Questionable Content

  97. Mel

    I’m loving the girl with the Faye glasses and the Bear Monster shirt in the last panel.

  98. Maycroft

    OH MY MOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!

  99. SgtNumnum

    That should never be a part of a comic….EVER!

  100. desai

    Crap. That’s Faye’s family, in the last panel. That’s just mean, David.

    1. Darman

      glad someone else noticed it. nice subtle nod to QC there. 🙂

  101. dracorotor

    Damn you willis! I was re-reading and just discovered who else was in the lobby. How did I miss that? Now I am sufferring Faye Feels!

    1. Anderhail

      Yeah, my archive rereading habits gave me a punch in the feels, since I never used to read the comments, and on my first read through hadn’t been reading QC at all.

  102. Rheios

    I knew I saw Faye! I came back just to revel in that fact.

    1. bobmaster99

      Yesssss someone else reads QC here ^^

  103. wjm67x

    Love the Faye Cameo on the last panel

    1. DarkVeghetta

      And then he DIES. Ho ho ho.

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