Wait a second, Ruth doesn’t smile unless she’s one-upping, threatening, or generally pissing on somebodies day (Billie an occasional exception to this.). that can only mean…..she’s lying.
Announcer: Stepping into the ring are Mary Bradford and Jennifer Billingsworth!
Billie: Call me Billie.
Billie studies Mary. Mary gives a slight smirk; she raises her hand and does the “bring it” gesture with her hand. Billie runs at her, opening with a serious of quick punches….none of which connect.
Billie: Dammit! Why can’t I hit you?
Mary continues to dodge, not even breaking a sweat, while Billie looks exhausted.
Billie: CHEERLEADER KICK!
Billie kicks up as hard as she can with her right foot, striking Mary in the face. At first Mary appears to be injured, before she tilts her head back down and smiles.
Mary: Now it’s my turn.
Billie is besieged by a series of punches so fast, she feels like she’s being hit everywhere at once. By the time Mary’s attack ends, Billie is exhausted, and about to pass out.
Billie: how…how are you this powerful?
Mary seems to teleport next to Billie and whispers into her ear.
Mary: I’ll tell you a secret Jennifer Billingsworth…this is only a fraction of my true power.
Billie: h…h…how!?
Mary kicks Billie out of the ring.
Ruth: Billie!
Billie coughs up blood and passes out, Mary grins evilly and walks off the stage.
“Because that was a really short fight, (mainly to show how dangerous Mary is) I’m going to do the next one…right now!
The fifth Dumbing of Age Tournament Battle!
Sal vs. Marcie!
Announcer: The next to contestants are some of the better-known fighters, and great friends! Sal Walkerton vs. Marcie Diaz!
Sal: Lets finally find out, which one of us is stronger.
Marcie smiles, not evilly like Mary, but genuinely warm. She pulls out her skateboard and sets it on the ground. She starts to roll quickly towards Sal.
Sal: I know full well how to counter you when you use your board.
Marcie (thinking): do you now, Sal?
Marcie does a back flip, kicking her board towards Sal, who just barely manages to dodge it.
Sal: Close one! But at least Marcie doesn’t have her board anymore…
Sal senses something behind her and barely manages to duck; before Marcie’s skateboard goes flying over hear head.
Sal: she must be using magnets to control the board!
Sal takes her cigarette out of her mouth and points it at Marcie.
Sal: Smoking flames!
Sal (thinking): By concentrating my energy though this cigarette, I can greatly enhance the heat of the tip into a raging inferno.
Marcie rolls out of the way and tosses her skateboard at Sal again. Sal leaps out of the way, and realizes that smoke has blocked Marcie’s eyesight.
Sal (thinking): this is my chance, if I can hit her before this smoke clears…
Sal studies the smoke and finds Marcie’s figure. She’s preparing her skateboard again. Sal starts to run at Marcie; Marcie spots her and tosses her board as hard as she can. Sal notes that the board is traveling parallel to the ground, and leaps up. Marcie looks shocked as Sal manages to leap off of the board while it travels in midair.
Sal: Downward kick!
Sal’s foot slams into Marcie and knocks her out of the ring. Marcie stands up, and brushes herself off; she gives a salute to Sal, and walks of.
Some of the non-glasses wearing characters (e.g. Joe) don’t have sclera either but they have bigger pupils so their faces at least look properly balanced even if they’re still cartoonish caricatures.
(I meant to cross out blue and write green after, but it’s the same effect as Other Rachel and Joyce’s eyes, which are blue)
Slartibeast Button, BIA
Note she doesn’t have eyes at all in the shower, but does once she dresses. So clearly she takes her eyes out at night and leaves them soaking in something. Since she is in a funk this morning, she hasn’t put them back in yet.
This….isn’t really positive. Ruth is fairly clearly lying about being fine. And since Carla believed her the person most concerned for her well being thinks she’s doing well.
The problem isn’t that Ruth’s lying about being fine. That’s par for the course for her. Billie was always calling her out on that bullshit.
The problem is that she isn’t even putting any effort into making it believable. At least with Billie she’d back it up with an edge of “don’t question me” menace.
(Also, I think Carla didn’t buy it, but took the excuse to get the hell out of there, obligations fulfilled.)
I’m not so sure this is a bail and never come back (she’s been shown to much in comic to circle back on things like this and check in), but more a “see, I did the thing, she’s great, now get off my back to Billie.
I’m suspecting she’ll be either swinging back in next comic or in her next appearance arc to call Ruth out on her “bluff” and ask how things are actually going.
Reltzik
Oh, sure, I’d give at least 50/50 that she’ll be back.
But right now?
As a wise individual once coined the phrase: NOPE. Nopenopenopenopenope.
Temporary nopeing out? Yeah, okay, I could definitely see that.
After all, Ruth is not in any immediate danger and does not seem to have an active plan, so nopeing out of dealing with the murder cave for a bit until her conscience comes a’callin’ again would be entirely in keeping with her character.
289 thoughts on “Chief”
butts
She’s fine.
Doctor_Who
I was worried for a while that she might not be 100% in a good place right now. Good to know she’s fine.
user 18
The smile in panel 3 is how we know she’s fine.
Wheelpath
as do the squigly lines of the speech bubble in panel 5
Scott John Harrison
confusion.
Clif
Hans fined first.
Kris
Hate to break this to you but sometimes being “fine” is the problem…..I-I mean everything’s great she’s fine!
Plasma Mongoose
Ruth, you are fined five thousand credits for repeated violations of the verbal morality statute.
a snow ʍousɐ
She’s fine!
Gigafreak
She’s fined.
ThatRobGuy
Be well!
TempestDash
So much for the three sea shells…
TheAnonymousGuy
Wait a second, Ruth doesn’t smile unless she’s one-upping, threatening, or generally pissing on somebodies day (Billie an occasional exception to this.). that can only mean…..she’s lying.
Cholma
Freaked out
Insecure
Neurotic
Emotional
Ember
Yep.
LadyAdri
love this! Going to use this again with your permission…
Michael
he didn’t make it up or anything. In fact my first instinct after reading the coming was to ctrl+f for that.
Idontcarenomore
Yeah she’s fine…she’s smiling.
But, she don’t smile.
David Alexander McDonald
She’s fine…ly ground.
Deanatay
(F)ucked-up
(I)nsecure
(N)eurotic and
(E)motional
Mr BreaksIt
EVERYTHING IS FINE! LARS GERHARDT WAS NEVER HERE!
Ana Chronistic
s̴̶̶͝h̕͞͠e̵’̢̀s̸̴̕͝ ͟͝҉f̨͜͞͏í̡͟n̕͞e̷͟͜͢
Reltzik
In other news, funky fonts slow down your posting speed.
butts
I thought Ana usually just copy-pasted these, though.
Reltzik
Fancy fonts still take up bandwidth or something? Look, I don’t claim to understand it, but you can’t argue with empirical facts.
…. well, you CAN, but you’d look silly carrying on a debate with a table of data.
Ana Chronistic
no, slow internet slows down posting speed X(
JepMZ
That just looks like butts pooing everywhere
AGV
That’s the graphic definition of her level of fine
Hijean
Jeff Jaquice would be so jealous
Some1
And now for the fourth Dumbing Tournament Battle!
Announcer: Stepping into the ring are Mary Bradford and Jennifer Billingsworth!
Billie: Call me Billie.
Billie studies Mary. Mary gives a slight smirk; she raises her hand and does the “bring it” gesture with her hand. Billie runs at her, opening with a serious of quick punches….none of which connect.
Billie: Dammit! Why can’t I hit you?
Mary continues to dodge, not even breaking a sweat, while Billie looks exhausted.
Billie: CHEERLEADER KICK!
Billie kicks up as hard as she can with her right foot, striking Mary in the face. At first Mary appears to be injured, before she tilts her head back down and smiles.
Mary: Now it’s my turn.
Billie is besieged by a series of punches so fast, she feels like she’s being hit everywhere at once. By the time Mary’s attack ends, Billie is exhausted, and about to pass out.
Billie: how…how are you this powerful?
Mary seems to teleport next to Billie and whispers into her ear.
Mary: I’ll tell you a secret Jennifer Billingsworth…this is only a fraction of my true power.
Billie: h…h…how!?
Mary kicks Billie out of the ring.
Ruth: Billie!
Billie coughs up blood and passes out, Mary grins evilly and walks off the stage.
“Because that was a really short fight, (mainly to show how dangerous Mary is) I’m going to do the next one…right now!
The fifth Dumbing of Age Tournament Battle!
Sal vs. Marcie!
Announcer: The next to contestants are some of the better-known fighters, and great friends! Sal Walkerton vs. Marcie Diaz!
Sal: Lets finally find out, which one of us is stronger.
Marcie smiles, not evilly like Mary, but genuinely warm. She pulls out her skateboard and sets it on the ground. She starts to roll quickly towards Sal.
Sal: I know full well how to counter you when you use your board.
Marcie (thinking): do you now, Sal?
Marcie does a back flip, kicking her board towards Sal, who just barely manages to dodge it.
Sal: Close one! But at least Marcie doesn’t have her board anymore…
Sal senses something behind her and barely manages to duck; before Marcie’s skateboard goes flying over hear head.
Sal: she must be using magnets to control the board!
Sal takes her cigarette out of her mouth and points it at Marcie.
Sal: Smoking flames!
Sal (thinking): By concentrating my energy though this cigarette, I can greatly enhance the heat of the tip into a raging inferno.
Marcie rolls out of the way and tosses her skateboard at Sal again. Sal leaps out of the way, and realizes that smoke has blocked Marcie’s eyesight.
Sal (thinking): this is my chance, if I can hit her before this smoke clears…
Sal studies the smoke and finds Marcie’s figure. She’s preparing her skateboard again. Sal starts to run at Marcie; Marcie spots her and tosses her board as hard as she can. Sal notes that the board is traveling parallel to the ground, and leaps up. Marcie looks shocked as Sal manages to leap off of the board while it travels in midair.
Sal: Downward kick!
Sal’s foot slams into Marcie and knocks her out of the ring. Marcie stands up, and brushes herself off; she gives a salute to Sal, and walks of.
Next time on Dumbing Tournament!
Mike Warner Vs. Carla Rutten!
butts
Jesus, you must have spent a lot of time writing that.
Yesterday.
Edhead
Billie should have used her rage art.
Some1
first I have Dina lose in the first round, today I had Mary beat the crap out of Billie…apparently I want the comment section to murder me.
Deanatay
I call bulls**t!! Sal and Marcie would NEVER fight. They may make lots of dumb mistakes, but their friendship was never one of them.
Mordecai
This is a tournament battle!! In this world, it’s kill or be killed!!!
Some1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0sgRQ8ReqM
DarkoNeko
Oh lord.
Carms
Return of beady eyes
Random832
I think that’s just because she’s not wearing her glasses and a bunch of the glasses-wearing character designs aren’t set up to have proper eyes.
Random832
Some of the non-glasses wearing characters (e.g. Joe) don’t have sclera either but they have bigger pupils so their faces at least look properly balanced even if they’re still cartoonish caricatures.
Random832
Nope, I’m wrong. Normal Ruth eyes without glasses – she has sclera and those weird
bluepupils.Random832
(I meant to cross out blue and write green after, but it’s the same effect as Other Rachel and Joyce’s eyes, which are blue)
Slartibeast Button, BIA
Note she doesn’t have eyes at all in the shower, but does once she dresses. So clearly she takes her eyes out at night and leaves them soaking in something. Since she is in a funk this morning, she hasn’t put them back in yet.
Edhead
http://static1.squarespace.com/static/55208042e4b0bf9fbff41c53/t/56d6398f86db43480a9dae20/1456880129389/
She’s fine
Cerberus
Great, even:
http://www.depressioncomix.com/posts/005/
gkheyf
dina, she requires your tutelage
AnvilPro
THE END
Well guys it was a good run, comic is clearly over now but it was a great time while it lasted
Clif
Yeah, it was a good run.
Stephen R. Bierce
*looks for some Spin Doctors to play on the hacked Muzak*
Disloyal Subject
https://youtu.be/eu7TOncR7FU
Bicycle Bill
Shouldn’t you be playing “I Will Survive” by Gloria Gaynor?
Cattleprod
Things are too positive, there must be a turn coming up. Is the building on fire?
Zatar
This….isn’t really positive. Ruth is fairly clearly lying about being fine. And since Carla believed her the person most concerned for her well being thinks she’s doing well.
NelC
Carla doesn’t believe it, though. That is not a convinced expression.
foamy
Especially not with that forced smile when she’s talking to Billie. But Billie believes it. It’s like a game of telephone. =/
Dana
Billie needs to believe it for her own sanity right now.
Clif
We all believe what we have to.
Reltzik
The problem isn’t that Ruth’s lying about being fine. That’s par for the course for her. Billie was always calling her out on that bullshit.
The problem is that she isn’t even putting any effort into making it believable. At least with Billie she’d back it up with an edge of “don’t question me” menace.
(Also, I think Carla didn’t buy it, but took the excuse to get the hell out of there, obligations fulfilled.)
Cerberus
I’m not so sure this is a bail and never come back (she’s been shown to much in comic to circle back on things like this and check in), but more a “see, I did the thing, she’s great, now get off my back to Billie.
I’m suspecting she’ll be either swinging back in next comic or in her next appearance arc to call Ruth out on her “bluff” and ask how things are actually going.
Reltzik
Oh, sure, I’d give at least 50/50 that she’ll be back.
But right now?
As a wise individual once coined the phrase: NOPE. Nopenopenopenopenope.
Cerberus
Temporary nopeing out? Yeah, okay, I could definitely see that.
After all, Ruth is not in any immediate danger and does not seem to have an active plan, so nopeing out of dealing with the murder cave for a bit until her conscience comes a’callin’ again would be entirely in keeping with her character.
David Fenger
One counselling group I was in did not much care for ‘I’m fine’, claiming that it stood for F-ed up, Insecure, Neurotic and Emotional…
Doctor_Who
That’s silly. Everyone knows it stands for Feeling Incredible No Exceptions.
gkheyf
yes, i have heard that before. i like to respond “that’s a fine interpretation” if i’m not in the mood for that conversation
J
Sounds about right. Is anyone else in this thread fine?
Ana Chronistic
sure, I’m Fucking In New England
(*not actually in New England)
Dana
I was fine until a few months ago. It was wicked fine.
Clif
That’s what the Internet is for.
thejeff
I’m In New England, but not Fucking.
TheAnonymousGuy
I’m alright, okay fine, you got me. Look I could complain but I don’t have the time to write novel.
Leorale