Walky’s imdb biography includes such interesting trivia as “Number of McNuggets he can fit in his mouth” (12) and “Things he has pointed his weenus at” (ceiling crack, weird discoloration, itself).
I’m kinda glad I was never in any stupid fundie TV shows when I was a kid. Or any shows that might result in me being listed on the Internet at all really.
I burst out laughing every time I see that punchline. Internet’s a bongo, Walky.
Oh, Linda, you really paid it forward setting that role up.
And Amber, steer carefully, it’s very easy to tread into creepy doing stuff like that. I mean, public information is public information and I get sometimes someone’s social media is super rad and you want to scroll (tumblr does that to me a lot) but …like, watch yourself maybe?
Both actually. It’s censored but we do it on purpose a lot for funsies.
Reltzik
I think if the filter ever went away there’d be a huge protest. Not because the comment section can’t handle a b-word here and there (if it’s not used as an attack), but because that filter’s almost a comment section mascot at this point.
it’s a real bongo trying to figure out what’s being said….
King Daniel
IIRC, the only other word that currently gets filtered is the c-word. I know a three-letter acronym that begins with S and ends with W used to be filtered into “glistening phallus”, but not sure if that’s still in place – I know the filter on “For me, it was Tuesday” has been lifted.
MatthewTheLucky
Huh, when did that happen?
King Daniel
The c-word filter (I think it now gets changed to “conga”?), the glistening phallus filter (which may or may not have been lifted), or the “For me…” filter?
Can’t remember when the other two took place, but the latter took place at the beginning of Faz is Great, when Faz quoted that line upon showing up in Amber’s room. I remember because I was one of the ones testing the then-still-active-filter on that phrase, only to find out later that day that my comments – along with the comments of everyone else who was testing it – were no longer having that phrase disappeared from existence. 😛
King Daniel
(The phrase was originally filtered when the whole Amber/Sal stabbing backstory was initially revealed, due to an overuse of the phrase as regarding the two of them then. Or so I’ve heard.)
TheKelliestKelly
You’ve heard correctly about the reason for the phrase being filtered out. I believe ultra car used to be filtered out for a similar reason. People used to jokingly suspect her of being Amazi-Girl’s secret identity all the time (because Robin in the other universe actually believed that and it was a running gag there.
MatthewTheLucky
Dammit guys, the answer was “The most important day of your life”.
Rabid Rabbit
I still think the three-letter acronym should have been filtered to “decent human beings” or something like that.
thereaverofdarkness
I am now confused as to this three letter acronym.
Suitora
Ess Jay Double Yew.
Suitora
Just for those curious. It took me a while to figure out.
thereaverofdarkness
SJW? Interesting. Censor the ones who lead censorship. Fight fire with fire! Also, I just wanted an excuse to type the acronym to see what it gets turned into.
Rain
You… you do realize that that’s not a self-applied moniker, right? Changing it to different words did not annoy those you’d consider “””SJWs”””, it annoyed people who like calling other people that.
thejeff
It was my favorite and I’m sad it’s gone. The world is a colder, less glistening place without it.
Bongo is still good though. I’ve been using it elsewhere. We need to make it catch on.
Roborat
I am afraid that if we get bongo to catch on, Sir Willis will get annoyed and change it to something else.
BBCC
I doubt it. The b-word itself doesn’t seem to upset Willis, and we’re allowed to use it on Patreon. It’s specifically blocked here because people abused it when Roz yelled at Joyce and it got really creepy.
Roborat
Well, this is Sir Willis we are talking about. He would do it just for the lols.
Marsh Maryrose
The only such word I know of might make you twitch.
King Daniel
Would revealing it make one regarded as a snitch?
thereaverofdarkness
I’ve an itch
I want to know which
Fill my vocabulary without a hitch
Tell me, you bongo
nah, j/k I figured it out at this point already!
Khyrin
It starts with a B, and rhymes with wongo and itch.
Deanatay
Technically, it doesn’t rhyme with wongo, it alliterates with wongo.
Walky can forgive stalking, but he wouldn’t forgive that his own mom made him appear in a christian fundamentalist show that indoctrinated people like Joyce.
Gashface, but then, everyone decent hates Gashface.
gangler
For a second I read that as “Goshface” and thought you were talking about Fuckface the Lizard but were afraid to swear.
BBCC
Pfft, no, I’ve even taken to calling my puppy Fuckface when he’s misbehaving. It makes me feel much closer to Malaya and my boyfriend hates it. 😛
autogatos
I am forever calling that lizard Goshface now because it is hilarious to me.
Regalli
He did get genuinely, legitimately appalled at Mary when she started trying to blame him for Billie’s depression and then revealed her blackmailing ways. As far as tags show that was their only interaction, but the level of badness and Mary’s General Mary-ness against Walky’s disdain for even sincere religion say to me he would have actually disliked her on any prior meeting as well.
He also made comments about how Gashface got what he deserved, but I don’t really count hating Toedad or Gashface as anything but the bar all sympathetic characters in this strip meet.
thejeff
He’s said that Ruth really pisses him off, but he was upset over Billie at the time.
147 thoughts on “Cyberstalked”
Ana Chronistic
If it’s on the internet, it must be a life-destroying vortex of shame
Clif
Sounds legit.
Clif
Almost as legit as her checking it this morning and not a minute before.
Makkabee
Perfect picture.
Doctor_Who
Walky’s imdb biography includes such interesting trivia as “Number of McNuggets he can fit in his mouth” (12) and “Things he has pointed his weenus at” (ceiling crack, weird discoloration, itself).
Passchendaele
I thought I could trust you, internet!!
Stu
Very well-executed brick joke.
Clif
But not his longest.
timemonkey
“That never happened, God rewrote history to be a b-word!”
woobie
A valuable life lesson.
All 5 year olds should know this by now.
Stephen Bierce
You Don’t Have to Be A STAR, Baby…
To Be In MY SHOW…
Stephen Bierce
Oh, honey, boy, I don’t need no superstar, ’cause I’ll accept you as you are…
Pan
*checks imdb to see if Willis is in anything crazy*
thereaverofdarkness
I just assume if it’s on the internet, Amber knows about it and probably knows who wrote it.
Sparda
Is your gravatar a Soul Reaver reference?
thereaverofdarkness
Yes, it is my character avatar, drawn by a friend. It is inspired by a few things, most notably Raziel.
Sparda
I miss Soul Reaver so much ;-;
OnyxIdol
Psalmsational servers? I hear Linux is where it’s at.
Keulen
I’m kinda glad I was never in any stupid fundie TV shows when I was a kid. Or any shows that might result in me being listed on the Internet at all really.
LeslieBean4Shizzle
As much as I find cyberstalking creepy, I also find embarrassed caught-out Amber adorable.
Ivy
It’s public information.
thereaverofdarkness
Agreed. Embarrassed Amber is super huggable!
cbwroses
And that’s saying something because Normal Amber is already incredibly huggable.
BBCC
I burst out laughing every time I see that punchline. Internet’s a bongo, Walky.
Oh, Linda, you really paid it forward setting that role up.
And Amber, steer carefully, it’s very easy to tread into creepy doing stuff like that. I mean, public information is public information and I get sometimes someone’s social media is super rad and you want to scroll (tumblr does that to me a lot) but …like, watch yourself maybe?
Catman
So does the page automatically change bongo to bongo or is that just a thing everyone knows to do?
Catman
Nvm
timemonkey
Both actually. It’s censored but we do it on purpose a lot for funsies.
Reltzik
I think if the filter ever went away there’d be a huge protest. Not because the comment section can’t handle a b-word here and there (if it’s not used as an attack), but because that filter’s almost a comment section mascot at this point.
BBCC
I wrote bongo, but I used the real thing on patreon.
thereaverofdarkness
Which words get swapped into bongo? Give me a list, please.
Lingo
Just the other b-word.
Clif
Bongo, bongo, bongo and bongo.
LookingIN
it’s a real bongo trying to figure out what’s being said….
King Daniel
IIRC, the only other word that currently gets filtered is the c-word. I know a three-letter acronym that begins with S and ends with W used to be filtered into “glistening phallus”, but not sure if that’s still in place – I know the filter on “For me, it was Tuesday” has been lifted.
MatthewTheLucky
Huh, when did that happen?
King Daniel
The c-word filter (I think it now gets changed to “conga”?), the glistening phallus filter (which may or may not have been lifted), or the “For me…” filter?
Can’t remember when the other two took place, but the latter took place at the beginning of Faz is Great, when Faz quoted that line upon showing up in Amber’s room. I remember because I was one of the ones testing the then-still-active-filter on that phrase, only to find out later that day that my comments – along with the comments of everyone else who was testing it – were no longer having that phrase disappeared from existence. 😛
King Daniel
(The phrase was originally filtered when the whole Amber/Sal stabbing backstory was initially revealed, due to an overuse of the phrase as regarding the two of them then. Or so I’ve heard.)
TheKelliestKelly
You’ve heard correctly about the reason for the phrase being filtered out. I believe ultra car used to be filtered out for a similar reason. People used to jokingly suspect her of being Amazi-Girl’s secret identity all the time (because Robin in the other universe actually believed that and it was a running gag there.
MatthewTheLucky
Dammit guys, the answer was “The most important day of your life”.
Rabid Rabbit
I still think the three-letter acronym should have been filtered to “decent human beings” or something like that.
thereaverofdarkness
I am now confused as to this three letter acronym.
Suitora
Ess Jay Double Yew.
Suitora
Just for those curious. It took me a while to figure out.
thereaverofdarkness
SJW? Interesting. Censor the ones who lead censorship. Fight fire with fire! Also, I just wanted an excuse to type the acronym to see what it gets turned into.
Rain
You… you do realize that that’s not a self-applied moniker, right? Changing it to different words did not annoy those you’d consider “””SJWs”””, it annoyed people who like calling other people that.
thejeff
It was my favorite and I’m sad it’s gone. The world is a colder, less glistening place without it.
Bongo is still good though. I’ve been using it elsewhere. We need to make it catch on.
Roborat
I am afraid that if we get bongo to catch on, Sir Willis will get annoyed and change it to something else.
BBCC
I doubt it. The b-word itself doesn’t seem to upset Willis, and we’re allowed to use it on Patreon. It’s specifically blocked here because people abused it when Roz yelled at Joyce and it got really creepy.
Roborat
Well, this is Sir Willis we are talking about. He would do it just for the lols.
Marsh Maryrose
The only such word I know of might make you twitch.
King Daniel
Would revealing it make one regarded as a snitch?
thereaverofdarkness
I’ve an itch
I want to know which
Fill my vocabulary without a hitch
Tell me, you bongo
nah, j/k I figured it out at this point already!
Khyrin
It starts with a B, and rhymes with wongo and itch.
Deanatay
Technically, it doesn’t rhyme with wongo, it alliterates with wongo.
Icalasari
Wait which word?
bongo
Fuck
Ass
Bastard
Shit
I am now curious as to the censor system
Icalasari
Ok so literally only one. Huh. Well then
alice
well it was the only actually offensive word in your list so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Zee
There’s also conga
And bastard can be offensive
Kern Wallace
New best punchline.
Tacos
Son, if you did something embarrassing you can bet your ass that there’s a record of it somewhere on the Internet.
1 2 2 50 in Roman numerals
They truly have a buetifull relationship
abysswatcher1993
Walky can forgive stalking, but he wouldn’t forgive that his own mom made him appear in a christian fundamentalist show that indoctrinated people like Joyce.
BBCC
I mean, he’s got plenty of reasons to dislike her already (although I don’t think he does), what’s one more?
Dark
I don’t think Walky actively dislikes anyone.
BBCC
Gashface, but then, everyone decent hates Gashface.
gangler
For a second I read that as “Goshface” and thought you were talking about Fuckface the Lizard but were afraid to swear.
BBCC
Pfft, no, I’ve even taken to calling my puppy Fuckface when he’s misbehaving. It makes me feel much closer to Malaya and my boyfriend hates it. 😛
autogatos
I am forever calling that lizard Goshface now because it is hilarious to me.
Regalli
He did get genuinely, legitimately appalled at Mary when she started trying to blame him for Billie’s depression and then revealed her blackmailing ways. As far as tags show that was their only interaction, but the level of badness and Mary’s General Mary-ness against Walky’s disdain for even sincere religion say to me he would have actually disliked her on any prior meeting as well.
He also made comments about how Gashface got what he deserved, but I don’t really count hating Toedad or Gashface as anything but the bar all sympathetic characters in this strip meet.
thejeff
He’s said that Ruth really pisses him off, but he was upset over Billie at the time.
I suspect he’s not fond of his roommate.
Bobcat
Walky’s dark past comes back to haunt him…
ShinyNeen
Hymmel the Humming Hymnal never happened.
I thought we were in agreement on that! Darn it!
BBCC
Hey, Amber never agreed to anything! 😛
Neither did whoever added the IMDB credits (unless it’s Joyce in which case I will CACKLE).
ShinyNeen