I like to think that this is the sort of situation that gets campus security involved and asking questions like ‘Didn’t we say ‘One more strike and you’re out’ after you were involved in a murder-kidnapping?’
Can’t wait for someone to upload this and go viral and all the comments roasting him or so assuming there arent some that’d take his side, but it’s the internet so eh
Incelerator and his dudebro minions would probably try snd skew it to look like Amazi-Girl was too scared to go after her, because she’s a cowardly girl who needs a big strong man to fight her battles for her.
If she chases after him, we’ll have to put up with him instead of focusing on an entertaining character. Someone with more depth, like those two smudgy people in the background.
Yeah, but we might get to see him get badly injured. That would be fun!
Taffy
Maybe it’s my ADHD talking, but I’d rather see something that’s fun without the not-fun stuff. He’s boring and makes the interesting characters look like inept wimps for even acknowledging him this long.
Amazi-Girl is fun and hot and I want at least one 20cm plush of her IRL, so at least we’ve got that going.
Queezle
Yes, I just want him to stay gone.
Wraithy2773
Yeah, that’s kinda where I am too. He’s just not interesting, his threat level seems to ping-pong between “actually something to worry about” and “complete joke”, and him being allowed to just run away unscathed like this is massively unsatisfying.
Maybe its just modern times I’m grappling with, but what about this situation calls for de-escalation? Nothing is stopping him from doing this crap again, and he’s shown not just a willingness but an eagerness to employ violence against others.
I’d rather see a Sarah/Raidah-centric story arc over this…
thejeff
What about beating him up stops him from doing this again? She doesn’t know it, but AG’s beaten him up before and here he is.
Getting the cops involved has its own drawbacks and probably wouldn’t really do much anyway.
Wraithy2773
“X might not work” isn’t a reason to do nothing at all, though. Deescalation still requires that you actually try to address the problem in question.
The problem isn’t solved. Kicking the can down the road to when he comes back to hurt more people, which he’s shown a clear eagerness to do, is just a bad idea.
thejeff
Is this an argument for just beating the crap out of him? Or for calling the cops?
thejeff
And just to dive a little farther into it: Back in the kidnapping there was a lot of talk about not calling the cops because they’d just shoot the wrong person, but the reality is this kind of low stakes confrontation is when calling the cops really does make things more dangerous.
Wraithy2773
How about just ripping off that mask, taking some pictures, and letting everyone know who this douchebag is? And yeah, might have to knock him around some more to make that happen, but he’s a cringy asshole that’s committing unprovoked assaults on others. Dude deserves to be the internet’s main character for a day, at the least.
Taffy
Or they could just shoot him. It’s not like he’s important, he’s a bit character who won’t be remembered a week after he’s dead.
Is that a list of options, or of things he backs into sequentially?
Thomas
I think the elevator shaft comes first, with either an alligator pool or a raptor pit at the bottom. The refrigerator is in the morgue and the incinerator comes afterwards.
Thomas
I expect the raptor will be at his throat before the alligator gets a chance to cut in, though.
Mark
He’s got two ends. They can share.
CardinalFan
All I wanted was frickin sharks with frickin laser beams on their heads! Is that too much to ask?! 😉
Seriously though if this idiot comes back for round 2; will he actually fight Amazi-girl or just ruin more food, punch someone, and then run away pretending to be the victor?
I don’t know that there is any solving of the root problem that can be done.
…. or do you mean Incelerator? I’m not thinking of him as the root problem. He’s more like a symptom. It lets me file him in the same category as a pus-filled boil or uncontrollable diarrhea.
How old is Incelerator? Maybe early twenties at the oldest? When exactly were these better times? Was he even alive, or is implying dating was easier in middle school? He could at least spout rhetoric that makes sense.
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Ana Chronistic
time to hit the incelerator
preferably with a truncheon
Effie
Put your foot on the incelerator!
Effie
Oh wait, she did! Yesterday.
NGPZ
he move so fast like in GTA till he gets
W A S T E D
XD
jflb96
I like to think that this is the sort of situation that gets campus security involved and asking questions like ‘Didn’t we say ‘One more strike and you’re out’ after you were involved in a murder-kidnapping?’
Decidedly Orthogonal
Fuck campus sec. Dude assaulted Walky. Get real police and give him jail.
Mark
At least on the Indianapolis campus, the campus security people can do that. They’re sworn officers attached to the city police department.
Eric
Walky?! I thought that was Night-Guy
Lysbeth
Pretty sure Nightguy is Sal
DaveM
Na, Nightguy is Danny. Amazigirl is Sal. 😉
thejeff
You don’t get “one more strike” after a murder-kidnapping. He got away.
anon
Can’t wait for someone to upload this and go viral and all the comments roasting him or so assuming there arent some that’d take his side, but it’s the internet so eh
CianM1301
Incelerator and his dudebro minions would probably try snd skew it to look like Amazi-Girl was too scared to go after her, because she’s a cowardly girl who needs a big strong man to fight her battles for her.
Max
Trump? This is totally the type of thing he would endorse, unfortunately.
NGPZ
*plays “Beat From Melty Blood” on hacked muzak*
Adept
Why the ”hacked muzak” repeat? If it was funny or interesting the first time, it has long since stopped being so.
Reaction music is a fine comment, but the overall schtik is so tiresome I wish I could put you on mute.
Rex Vivat
You’re just jealous you don’t have a hacked muzak.
Plain Marie
Stephen B started that iirc, but others took it over. Bring back the original!
NGPZ
he has ADHD and *work*, so he may not be back for a very long time, unfortunately
especially not on US holiday season X-x
SpongegirlCircleskirt
Who whizzed in your cherrioos?
NGPZ
Dina should do that do this Incel dude not gonna lie.
SHE WILL AVENGE HER CEREAL T_T
Sirksome
She ever afford that Amazi-cycle?
Decidedly Orthogonal
She’a got skate-boots. At a guess, she’s letting him “get away” to de-escalate.
Michael Steamweed
That’s my take also. She’s doin’ de-esc-mode. Got friends to talk to, classes to go to, slashfic to write.
Ana Chronistic
I guess Skateman was taken
(and also terrible)
Theluxland
I also, just today, realised it was a wordplay on incel.
I may have a smooth brain.
Nono
Okay but Amazi-Girl you used to pop skates of your own to chase people, so
jeffepp
Shhh… he doesn’t know that yet.
Or, the rest of the rollerdirbie team is right behind him.
Taffy
If she chases after him, we’ll have to put up with him instead of focusing on an entertaining character. Someone with more depth, like those two smudgy people in the background.
Doctor_Who
Yeah, but we might get to see him get badly injured. That would be fun!
Taffy
Maybe it’s my ADHD talking, but I’d rather see something that’s fun without the not-fun stuff. He’s boring and makes the interesting characters look like inept wimps for even acknowledging him this long.
Amazi-Girl is fun and hot and I want at least one 20cm plush of her IRL, so at least we’ve got that going.
Queezle
Yes, I just want him to stay gone.
Wraithy2773
Yeah, that’s kinda where I am too. He’s just not interesting, his threat level seems to ping-pong between “actually something to worry about” and “complete joke”, and him being allowed to just run away unscathed like this is massively unsatisfying.
Maybe its just modern times I’m grappling with, but what about this situation calls for de-escalation? Nothing is stopping him from doing this crap again, and he’s shown not just a willingness but an eagerness to employ violence against others.
I’d rather see a Sarah/Raidah-centric story arc over this…
thejeff
What about beating him up stops him from doing this again? She doesn’t know it, but AG’s beaten him up before and here he is.
Getting the cops involved has its own drawbacks and probably wouldn’t really do much anyway.
Wraithy2773
“X might not work” isn’t a reason to do nothing at all, though. Deescalation still requires that you actually try to address the problem in question.
The problem isn’t solved. Kicking the can down the road to when he comes back to hurt more people, which he’s shown a clear eagerness to do, is just a bad idea.
thejeff
Is this an argument for just beating the crap out of him? Or for calling the cops?
thejeff
And just to dive a little farther into it: Back in the kidnapping there was a lot of talk about not calling the cops because they’d just shoot the wrong person, but the reality is this kind of low stakes confrontation is when calling the cops really does make things more dangerous.
Wraithy2773
How about just ripping off that mask, taking some pictures, and letting everyone know who this douchebag is? And yeah, might have to knock him around some more to make that happen, but he’s a cringy asshole that’s committing unprovoked assaults on others. Dude deserves to be the internet’s main character for a day, at the least.
Taffy
Or they could just shoot him. It’s not like he’s important, he’s a bit character who won’t be remembered a week after he’s dead.
Slartibeast Button, BIA
Shouldn’t there be a registry to keep track of supercostumes?
CianM1301
The last time that happened, there was a civil war.
Ray Radlein
Brave Sir Robin
Cholma
? He was a Sk8er Boi
She said “see ya later boy!”
He wasn’t good enough for her . . . ?
Zero
That is… exactly what happened.
DJTsurugi
accurate. ~<3
RassilonTDavros
AMAZI-GIRL learned DEESCALATE!
going into midnight screening of sonic 3 now, no further comments from me tonite
Taffy
Oh my god how fun is that fucking movie????
Needfuldoer
I hope it’s at least as much fun as Sonic 1 and 2 put together.
Taffy
Mathematically optimized fun.
Davus
Suprisingly effective descalation.
I’m impressed.
DailyBrad
I love how she doesn’t have even a smidgen of respect for this knob. Not that she SHOULD, granted….
Switchchris
I hope he falls down a set of stairs again, maybe a larger flight this time.
Thomas
Incelerator backs up & veers dangerously close to / ends up in a(n)…
a) alligator
b) elevator shaft
c) incinerator
d) refrigerator
e) velociraptor
Needfuldoer
Is that a list of options, or of things he backs into sequentially?
Thomas
I think the elevator shaft comes first, with either an alligator pool or a raptor pit at the bottom. The refrigerator is in the morgue and the incinerator comes afterwards.
Thomas
I expect the raptor will be at his throat before the alligator gets a chance to cut in, though.
Mark
He’s got two ends. They can share.
CardinalFan
All I wanted was frickin sharks with frickin laser beams on their heads! Is that too much to ask?! 😉
morhek
“Time to go and notify campus security now he’s knocked himself out on the sliding glass doors.”
Pergola
‘So clean they seem to disappear’. Janitorial is very proud of that.
Kyrik Michalowski
Well she got him to go away although it doesn’t solve the root problem. What might he do next time; fall and retreat again?
Kyrik Michalowski
Seriously though if this idiot comes back for round 2; will he actually fight Amazi-girl or just ruin more food, punch someone, and then run away pretending to be the victor?
morhek
I mean, that sounds pretty accurate to the “Debate Me” Bro mindset.
Reltzik
I don’t know that there is any solving of the root problem that can be done.
…. or do you mean Incelerator? I’m not thinking of him as the root problem. He’s more like a symptom. It lets me file him in the same category as a pus-filled boil or uncontrollable diarrhea.
Kyrik Michalowski
I did mean Incelerator, but that is a good point that he’s a symptom rather than a major source.
thejeff
And even just for him, beating him up (again) doesn’t solve the root problem either.
HueSatLight
series wrap for Incelerator.
Sirksome
How old is Incelerator? Maybe early twenties at the oldest? When exactly were these better times? Was he even alive, or is implying dating was easier in middle school? He could at least spout rhetoric that makes sense.
Bryy
He’s 100000% implying dating was better in middle school.
Taffy