Bah! He had the Arby’s sauce stains and spicy nuggets crumbs when Lucy was silently pining for him in the background and every straight girl was thirstier than a mermaid in the desert! I find it insulting to claim rights to upgrades now that he’s been locked down.
woobie
Lucy has not yet learned that you can’t change people.
Delicious Taffy
No, but you can scrub them. All she’s gotta do to get him to agree is offer to join him.
Light up sneakers. Relationships are about compromise, and that include was to appease Walky.
Delicious Taffy
It’s either the sneakers like you said, or Lucy has very interesting taste in toys. Or those subdermal LED implants except in his asscheeks instead of anywhere good.
Clif
I was assuming Monkey Master underwear and socks.
Delicious Taffy
What are you, some kinda pervert? Matching socks with underwear, what’s society coming to grumble grumble…
Still having a hard time wrapping my mind around referring to a single individual hominid biped as “they”, no matter how many personalities/genders said individual claims.
It’s really nothin’ new, folks just didn’t notice it so much before us queers got a little louder in recent years. Long as you at least try to understand and roll with it regardless, I don’t see much harm.
It’s pretty easy with some practice. Instead of using ‘he’ or ‘she’, just use ‘they’ instead. That’s quite literally all you have to do, and I have confidence you’ll be able to do it.
Discussion (260) - “Decent”
Ana Chronistic
“are we manscaping?”
“I have no idea what this is”
Doctor_Who
Upgrading your rig?
Evolving Walkychu to his next form?
Filling some potholes for a smoother drive?
Applying male-polish?
Making him HD Ready?
Delicious Taffy
Damn it, “male-polish” is really good.
Schpoonman
Right? I’m a little in awe.
Nayann Martinelli
Upgrading to next-gen?
Leadsynth
Rebooting the franchise?
Clif
Dunno. Pimping your ride generally results in something you like better. Rebooting the franchise is always a crap shoot.
Reltzik
This is Walky we’re talking about. His instagram has a hashtag for crap shots.
Common sense
As the last five years have shown. Rebooting Never Works out well.
…..Except for Ducktales. Ducktales was great.
David M Willis
honestly a pretty hilarious thing to say with Dumbing of Age Walky as a user image
Ralph Oscar
What’s a “two-sie”??
Queen Anthai
How do I put this…?
“Going number two.”
ESM
Why…..why would Wallky be pooping in the dorm room….
Lingo
Presumably he’s in the half-bath that lies between their room and … hmm, I don’t know if we know who their neighbors are that share their half-bath.
Thulcandran
Ken and Arnold, I think.
Mr D
those poor bastards.
Delicious Taffy
[topical comment about certain people who take animal medicine]
Sam Smith
Because this dorm is set up so that two adjacent rooms share a half-bath. The showers are down the hall, though.
Leadsynth
But yeah, none of my dorms had half-baths. Toilets and sinks were down the hall, with the showers.
Yumi
Shit
King Daniel
Crap
Doctor_Who
Never seen Scrubs, I assume?
(It’s pooping)
StClair
Taking a shit.
You asked.
Yotomoe
Dumping ass.
He Who Abides
Funny, that’s what I call some of your sketch dumps.
Not all of them, just the sex-themed ones.
Yotomoe
I should draw some more DOA butts.
Wagstaff
Ah, Butts Disease.
At this point though, calling it a disease is a disservice. It’d be like calling the good bacteria that live in our stomaches a “disease”.
Clif
But Yotomoe should definitely draw some more DOA butts.
For reasons.
BarerMender
Dropping bombs.
He Who Abides
Takin’ a shite.
mrnoidea
An overly fragrant Tootsie Roll.
UAW
Dropping the kids off at the pool.
Reltzik
From context, it would appear to be something that could get Lucy dumped.
*flees for dear crappy-punning life*
Charles Spencer
Uploading processed data to the cloud.
mrnoidea
ooh I like that one
Deanatay
AKA “Dropping a deuce”
Suet
Oh NOW it’s January? Huh.
Depends on what ride we’re pimpin- oh… oh I hope so.
Sirksome
I see no issue with Walky’s fashion! Stop trying to change him!
Doctor_Who
I mean, it’s Walky, not Eliza Doolittle.
Wouldn’t hurt to chisel a few of the Arby’s Sauce stains off his underwear, now would it?
Sirksome
Bah! He had the Arby’s sauce stains and spicy nuggets crumbs when Lucy was silently pining for him in the background and every straight girl was thirstier than a mermaid in the desert! I find it insulting to claim rights to upgrades now that he’s been locked down.
woobie
Lucy has not yet learned that you can’t change people.
Delicious Taffy
No, but you can scrub them. All she’s gotta do to get him to agree is offer to join him.
Yotomoe
The Arby’s stains are part of the package.
Delicious Taffy
That’s because he doesn’t shower enough
Needfuldoer
Walky’s girlfriends always dress him, as is tradition.
Keulen
Except Amber, but I’m not sure if they ever officially called themselves boyfriend and girlfriend.
Yotomoe
She was too busy UNdressing him.
BBCC
Booster is my everything. They are a gift that keep on giving. <3
tim gueguen
And thus began the beginning of the end of Walky’s relationship with Lucy.
butts
it’s just gonna be the pajama jeans debacle again, but in slow motion
…or maybe normal motion, that one kind of happened at warp speed
Clif
If you find someone that’s perfect, you gots to change them. Thems the rules.
Though to be fair, Walky *is* a bit of a fixer-upper.
Delicious Taffy
Oh god, you just reminded me of that song from Frozen.
I am Nothing
It’s 2021, people really ought to let it go now.
drs
“Do you want to have a flash-back?
A memory from the past?”
Steelbright
That song made me so angry hahaha
Deanatay
That’s how relationships work.
You start with perfect.
And go downhill from there.
Deathjavu
When Lucy’s done, Walky will have a built in TV and sound system, 22″ spinning hubcaps, and customizable vibration settings.
Slartibeast Button, BIA
And those annoying underneath LED lights ?
Deathjavu
Light up sneakers. Relationships are about compromise, and that include was to appease Walky.
Delicious Taffy
It’s either the sneakers like you said, or Lucy has very interesting taste in toys. Or those subdermal LED implants except in his asscheeks instead of anywhere good.
Clif
I was assuming Monkey Master underwear and socks.
Delicious Taffy
What are you, some kinda pervert? Matching socks with underwear, what’s society coming to grumble grumble…
brionl
Decent? Eh, fair to middling…
Brumagem
I’ve talked bull about booster but I take it all back after seeing that hoodie
Doctor_Who
Stylish, I’ve gotta give them that.
A hoodie that bares your midriff? It’s simultaneously appropriate for no weather, and every occasion.
Delicious Taffy
Yeah, tbh maybe we’ve been to hard on them. They do dress nice.
not someone else
I know, right, they look fucking amazing.
Bicycle Bill
Still having a hard time wrapping my mind around referring to a single individual hominid biped as “they”, no matter how many personalities/genders said individual claims.
Delicious Taffy
It’s really nothin’ new, folks just didn’t notice it so much before us queers got a little louder in recent years. Long as you at least try to understand and roll with it regardless, I don’t see much harm.
Lanie
It’s pretty easy with some practice. Instead of using ‘he’ or ‘she’, just use ‘they’ instead. That’s quite literally all you have to do, and I have confidence you’ll be able to do it.
Delicious Taffy
True enough.