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Morning after

Posted on December 27, 2016 by David M Willis

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Tags: leslie, robin
Yesterday was Boxing Day, and so for this week's Welcome to the Fuck Zone, y'all got Ruth and Billie.  If you look over to the left, there's the usual banner ad preview.   It was kind of hard to carve out a preview image from this one that didn't have some combination of primary or secondary sexual characteristics on there, for the usual attempt at a semblance of work-safeness.  So enjoy some FRIGGIN' ELBOWS, I GUESS.

Discussion (337) - “Morning after”

  1. Ana Chronistic

    12/27/2016, 12:01 am
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    so wait

    is Leslie JUST NOW getting to bed or

    1. Kathleen

      12/27/2016, 12:03 am
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      i assume doing that thing where you wake up and then decide to go back to sleep for another hour.

      It must be Saturday

      1. John

        12/27/2016, 12:07 am
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        It’s Tuesday.

        And, whut.

        1. butts

          12/27/2016, 12:10 am

          Like, I want to assume hot professor-on-politician action, but Robin’s still wearing the same shirt from last night.

        2. Cholma

          12/27/2016, 12:20 am

          Panel 4: Leslie’s brain says, “NOPE” and she returns to bed.

        3. Dean

          12/27/2016, 12:55 am

          “Fuck it, no morning classes today.”

        4. Mollyscribbles

          12/27/2016, 12:25 am

          Cuddled and watched Steven Universe under the covers.

        5. Shade

          12/27/2016, 8:06 am

          “Oh crap we got all the way to season 2. That’s way too serious.”

        6. Chaucer59

          12/27/2016, 2:20 am

          Yes, @butts, the same shirt—but is she wearing any PANTS?

        7. Positron

          12/27/2016, 2:23 am

          She’s currently wearing Leslie’s pants

        8. BBCC

          12/27/2016, 2:32 am

          Leslie didn’t wear pants yesterday, she wore a skirt.

        9. Needfuldoer

          12/27/2016, 2:47 am

          She spilled something on hers and helped herself to a clean pair.

        10. BBCC

          12/27/2016, 3:16 am

          Well played.

        11. Psi Baka Onna

          12/27/2016, 5:45 am

          Sometimes it’s brilliant being an English person listening to a bunch of Americans talking purely for the whole pants meaning underwear thing over here.

        12. vlademir1

          12/27/2016, 10:44 am

          @Psi Baka Onna I can see that. Now I find myself wondering just how much funnier that makes this old CN Legion of Doom commercial for you.
          Also biscuits and gravy ;D

        13. onetwoduck

          12/27/2016, 4:32 am

          I’m crossing my fingers. I guess this explains the advert for a new slipshine. I’m going to have to buy all the Dumbing of Age slipshines.

        14. AgentKeen

          12/27/2016, 5:54 am

          “Sure, I’m a Congresswoman. But they don’t actually give me a place to sleep.”

        15. Aeron

          12/27/2016, 6:19 am

          Saturday, Tuesday, what’s the difference?

    2. Bagge

      12/27/2016, 2:31 am
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      She is clearly NOT getting out of bed.

      1. Deanatay

        12/27/2016, 9:03 am
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        This being the Week After Christmas, I can sympathize.

    3. BenRG

      12/27/2016, 3:22 am
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      It seems to be a fairly typical “Next Morning in a Vegas Hotel” scenario. Leslie is just waking up, probably with a teensy bit of a hangover and has found Robin asleep in her bed. Her expression in panel 6 seems to say: “Wait… That bit wasn’t a dream?”

      What happened? “Yo, Teach, Riley tells me that this ‘Steven Universe’ thing is pretty cool! Care to show me the ropes?” There followed a season 1 binge with Leslie doing the über-fan thing and explaining all the subtexts as a running commentary only to find, about two hours in that Robin had fallen asleep in her lap.

      Leslie’s nice; instead of shaking her awake and telling her to go home, she let Robin sleep on her bed with her. Not the sort of decision that others would have made automatically, I know; I suspect that Leslie’s crush probably had more than a little affect on her decision-making here.

      1. Clif

        12/27/2016, 4:22 pm
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        A truly evil person would tell you that you have to subscribe to Slipshine to find out.

    4. TheAnonymousGuy

      12/27/2016, 5:10 am
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      sooo, should we expect a single large freak out panel or several small freak out panels

      1. Slartibeast Button, BIA

        12/27/2016, 12:57 pm
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        I’d vote for a series of alternating ever-tighter zoom-ins.

  2. Emperor Norton II

    12/27/2016, 12:01 am
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    Oh.
    Holy.
    Shit.

    1. Archivist

      12/27/2016, 12:23 am
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      I know. I’m excited about her Back to the Future poster too.

      1. butting

        12/27/2016, 1:25 am
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        A-and SERENITY!

        1. achallenger

          12/27/2016, 2:25 am

          you are a heck of a nerd IDing it from what, 7% exposed poster area? fortunatly you are among friends and colleagues who can corroberate that is deff serenity. a Bean after my own heart

        2. Dabbler

          12/27/2016, 5:52 pm

          That’s clearly about 33% exposed poster.

        3. Disloyal Subject

          12/27/2016, 11:17 pm

          The ‘n’ is fully exposed; I’d call it 40%, especially after comparison to the other poster’s dimensions.

        4. butting

          12/28/2016, 1:11 am

          Not to mention that panel 1 CLEARLY shows Mal and Zoe!

        5. Reltzik

          12/27/2016, 2:45 am

          Implied hot lesbian sexings AND Serenity?

          … I’ll be in my bunk.

        6. Slartibeast Button, BIA

          12/27/2016, 12:59 pm

          Do homophobic-legislating lesbians go to the special hell?

    2. Bagge

      12/27/2016, 2:32 am
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      That sums it up nicely.

    3. DSL

      12/27/2016, 12:54 pm
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      ” … the slip is brightly shi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ning…”

    4. Noheart6265

      12/27/2016, 3:13 pm
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      I second this notion

  3. butts

    12/27/2016, 12:02 am
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    YESSSS

    i mean nuuu but also YESSSS

    1. Emperor Norton II

      12/27/2016, 12:04 am
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      Of course, it’s the third panel that has you going all “YESSSSS”.

      1. butts

        12/27/2016, 12:07 am
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        And the sixth. There were two YESSSSes.

    2. SmartAlec105

      12/27/2016, 12:11 am
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      Your profile pic makes me thing of this
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKBCW8Hcl4k

      1. butts

        12/27/2016, 12:16 am
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        Oh, that’s a good one for when I get sick of Amber’s ample ass.

        1. Emperor Norton II

          12/27/2016, 12:37 am

          Pfft, as if that ever happens!

  4. Mr. Mendo

    12/27/2016, 12:02 am
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    Leslie, wherever this is going you ride it out! (Assuming you haven’t already.) 😉

    1. DarkoNeko

      12/27/2016, 12:20 am
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      I doubt they have.

  5. shadowcell

    12/27/2016, 12:02 am
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    HOT ELBOW ACTION

    1. Jay Eff

      12/27/2016, 12:10 am
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      It gives new meaning to the phrase “throwin’ bows”

  6. Porto

    12/27/2016, 12:02 am
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    OH SHIT DAWG IT’S ABOUT TO GO DOWN!

    1. Opus the Poet

      12/27/2016, 1:35 am
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      I think somebody already went down.

      1. Valerie

        12/27/2016, 8:40 pm
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        God damn it Opus. ?

  7. Ana Chronistic

    12/27/2016, 12:02 am
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    also, DANG, those’re some lewd elbows

    1. David M Willis

      12/27/2016, 12:07 am
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      It’s honestly the hottest part, and I’m giving it away for FREE!

      1. butts

        12/27/2016, 12:08 am
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        Hot elbow-on-elbow action?

        1. achallenger

          12/27/2016, 2:26 am

          well those elbows are deff frickin!

        2. Deanatay

          12/27/2016, 9:08 am

          WHOA! I thought you said no primary sexual characteristics!!

          I can def see some weenus there…

        3. Slartibeast Button, BIA

          12/27/2016, 1:03 pm

          But is it incestous elbow-on-elbow action, like in Rocky Horror?

      2. JetstreamGW

        12/27/2016, 12:13 am
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        Whoa there, buddy. Gotta slow that shit down. At least provide some water, lest someone be overcome.

      3. a snow ʍousɐ

        12/27/2016, 12:18 am
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        ELBOWS: the most sensuous part of the human body? IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION

        1. Uncola Man

          12/27/2016, 1:28 am

          Well, it’s said that if you want your elbow kissed, then it’s something you can’t do yourself.

        2. Deanatay

          12/27/2016, 9:10 am

          It IS where the weenus is located…

      4. NelC

        12/27/2016, 12:31 am
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        Oh, where is my fainting couch!?

      5. Deathstalker

        12/28/2016, 12:21 am
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        So you are saying it’s really a funny bone with those two?

    2. Reltzik

      12/27/2016, 2:47 am
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      Nothing to get out of joint for.

      … seriously, it’s bent suggestively, but it’s just a funny bone.

      And well-drawn, but it’s got nothing on Picasso’s cubistal works.

      1. Dean

        12/27/2016, 4:40 am
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        There’s nothing humerus about the elbow. And that’s no fibia.

    3. AgentKeen

      12/27/2016, 5:55 am
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      I mean, look at the fluids.

  8. Siddlaw

    12/27/2016, 12:02 am
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    WELL, I’m glad that Leslie is still a Back to the Future fan.

  9. NinjaNick

    12/27/2016, 12:02 am
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    Surprise!

  10. ZerglingOne

    12/27/2016, 12:03 am
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    WHAT HAPPENED D:

    1. butts

      12/27/2016, 12:11 am
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      yo.

      1. ZerglingOne

        12/27/2016, 12:20 am
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        Butts happened?

        1. Council

          12/27/2016, 12:40 am

          Clearly.

        2. ZerglingOne

          12/27/2016, 12:43 am

          Clear as mud.

    2. Willoughby Chase

      12/27/2016, 6:47 pm
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      Intercourse may or may not have taken place.

      People may or may not be happy as a result of the Schrödinger’s intercourse that may or not have taken place.

      You may or may not be happy with this comment.

  11. Shadowypenguin

    12/27/2016, 12:03 am
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    why do I feel like Robin broken in…

    1. Shadowypenguin

      12/27/2016, 12:04 am
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      *broke

    2. newllend(henryvolt)

      12/27/2016, 12:27 am
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      I do know, because there’s a part of our minds that says ” I can see her doing that.”

      1. Clif

        12/27/2016, 5:07 pm
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        Well, that’s only because it’s perfectly plausible.

    3. Dean

      12/27/2016, 1:00 am
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      Assuming they have that kind of relationship, then yes, I would say that Leslie has Robin well broken in.

    4. Reltzik

      12/27/2016, 2:48 am
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      Broke? No. Picked the lock? Yes.

  12. ety

    12/27/2016, 12:04 am
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    Waht.

    1. Deanatay

      12/27/2016, 9:11 am
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      WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  13. MM

    12/27/2016, 12:04 am
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    Wow. That is some Walky-level overload.

  14. Kathleen

    12/27/2016, 12:04 am
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    ROBIN FUGUE STATE

  15. Whatevsman

    12/27/2016, 12:04 am
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    Don’t you just hate when that happens?

  16. Mr. Random

    12/27/2016, 12:05 am
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    I bet they watched all the way to Jailbreak.

    1. Jason

      12/27/2016, 1:04 am
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      I get that reference! Having recently experienced it!

    2. AgentKeen

      12/27/2016, 5:56 am
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      I mean, if you get to Ocean Gem, you kinda hafta just keep going.

  17. Kernanator

    12/27/2016, 12:05 am
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    Time to detective our way backwards from our conclusion!

  18. phroggonalog

    12/27/2016, 12:05 am
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    Dongs? Where we’re going, we won’t need dongs.

  19. Charles Phipps

    12/27/2016, 12:05 am
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    Quick, Leslie, terminate her with a pillow like you could in Fallout: New Vegas.

    1. Dean

      12/27/2016, 1:11 am
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      But will Leslie get +5 to Barter and Speech if she puts Robin’s clothes on afterward?

      1. Reltzik

        12/27/2016, 2:49 am
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        No, those clothes don’t give a buff. They’re duds.

      2. Needfuldoer

        12/27/2016, 2:53 am
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        It’s got a -6 on Logic, she’ll have to decide if the tradeoff’s worth it.

        Maybe if it comes with a good Unusual effect…

      3. Fire_daws

        12/27/2016, 7:06 am
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        If she puts on Robin’s glasses she receives a +10 int bonus. But only the ones with the extra thick rims.

        Also wot.

  20. NF

    12/27/2016, 12:06 am
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    That was unexpected. Wouldn’t have guessed Leslie is a Back to the Future fan.

    1. John

      12/27/2016, 12:10 am
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      It is known.

  21. Keulan

    12/27/2016, 12:07 am
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    What.

  22. Jay Eff

    12/27/2016, 12:08 am
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    Looks like that King Cobra paid off!!

    *dodges Thunderbird bottles*

  23. spoopyfox

    12/27/2016, 12:08 am
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    Cadbury

    not even once

  24. DarkoNeko

    12/27/2016, 12:09 am
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    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha XD

  25. lia47

    12/27/2016, 12:10 am
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    go get a roomie, robin

    1. Fart Captor

      12/27/2016, 12:42 am
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      Apparently, she has a volunteer

    2. ChessboardMan

      12/27/2016, 1:43 am
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      “Hey, how come you’re not naked?!”
      “You’re clothed too- hang on, this is exactly what you were wearing last night!”

    3. Historyman68

      12/27/2016, 11:30 am
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      Go set a watchman

    4. Slartibeast Button, BIA

      12/27/2016, 1:05 pm
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      That is her roomie. Leslie made her dress up as Robin for … stuff.

  26. Cerberus

    12/27/2016, 12:11 am
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    Pictured above: Leslie messing up beyond the point of no return.

    1. Emperor Norton II

      12/27/2016, 12:15 am
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      Not specifically mentioned, but still pictured: Internal screaming loud enough to wake the whole university if it had actual volume.

    2. trlkly

      12/27/2016, 12:20 am
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      The usual way this trope goes is that it turns out they didn’t have sex together, but wound up this way due to wacky shenanigans.

      1. Cybersnark

        12/27/2016, 9:01 am
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        In the bed next to them is Mike.

        1. Clif

          12/27/2016, 5:11 pm

          DOA Mike is still too young and inexperienced to pull that off yet.

        2. Slartibeast Button, BIA

          12/27/2016, 5:25 pm

          Besides, neither of them has a child.

      2. Deanatay

        12/27/2016, 9:15 am
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        The word you’re looking for is ‘hijinks’.

    3. Mika

      12/27/2016, 12:22 am
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      Yyyyuuuuuupppppp. Still, messing up beyond the point of no return is when the most interesting things happen to you, right?

    4. Bagge

      12/27/2016, 2:29 am
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      And they don’t even watch Steven Universe.
      Why don’t they watch Steven Universe?

    5. Reltzik

      12/27/2016, 2:55 am
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      …. I’m pretty sure Leslie wasn’t drunk enough to wake up this morning with gaps in her memory, or to have this serious a lapse of judgement last night.

      …. I’d also say that I’m pretty sure Robin wasn’t drunk enough, but Robin doesn’t need drinks to have memory gaps.

      So I’m guessing this is Robin-broke-in wackiness instead.

  27. Rukduk

    12/27/2016, 12:11 am
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    Wait. What? How? When? Didn’t Leslie leave Robin at the bar after telling her to stop pretending to be something she isn’t? How did *makes flustered gestures with hands* this happen?

    1. Shanunu

      12/27/2016, 12:14 am
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      I love that I can imagine exactly what “flustered gesture” is even though I only read the words “flustered gesture”

    2. Cerberus

      12/27/2016, 12:17 am
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      Seriously.

      The implications are dizzying. Most especially because Leslie seems to not at all be expecting to see a congresswoman in her bed.

      So did Leslie continue drinking to the point of incapacitation, despite seeming extremely lucid and relatively sober? Did Robin break in/sneak in to the bed and if so, how would she know where Leslie lives?

      So many questions and none of them imply anything good. Even less good if it turns out they had sex while incapacitated.

      1. DarkoNeko

        12/27/2016, 12:25 am
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        It pretty much looks like they only took the time to remove their shoes before crashing and sleeping.

      2. Fart Captor

        12/27/2016, 12:32 am
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        Leslie only had one beer before leaving and is in her PJ’s, while Robin’s still in her clothes from last night and seems to be on top of the covers, so I’m inclined to believe Robin continued drinking and has engaged in some breaking and entering.

        Though that just raises the questions of how did Robin know where Leslie lived, and how did get in – super drunk – without waking her up?

        1. Cerberus

          12/27/2016, 12:40 am

          Yeah, that was the possibility that seems likeliest to me, but it makes no sense for the reasons you note. How did Robin know where she lived? How did she get in while inebriated? How creepy is it that she crept into bed without waking her as if she belonged there.

          And if she didn’t and it was consensual and unimpaired, then why is Leslie so shocked to see her and what is with the difference in their states of dress and how did they get there when Leslie seemed to have very effectively made her exit?

          This is a conundrum wrapped in a mystery entombed in a riddle.

        2. Bluewind

          12/27/2016, 1:30 am

          You are missing option number 3. Robin wakes Leslie up at her door drunk after getting her address from Aid. Leslie was too tired to try to talk to a drunk Robin and not gonna toss her out like that so she offers her the couch. After Leslie falls back to sleep, Robin gets up and goes to lay down in the bed. She might not even remember that she was staying at Leslie’s (one time I was half asleep and after getting up to pee ended up laying down next to my boyfriend and going to sleep while staying at his very old fashioned grandmother’s house) especially since I imagine she travels a lot and stays at a lot of different places and/or shared a bed with a sister as a kid because of her family size (meaning she would know how to lay down without waking the other person even when half asleep).

          Option 4? Leslie’s shock is because she just woke up and totally thought that whatever happened last night (sex or crying drunk Robin showing up and crashing there) was a dream until she sees Robin laying there which wakes her up faster than a triple espresso.

        3. Fart Captor

          12/27/2016, 1:41 am

          I don’t think she could’ve gotten it from her aide. There’s no way her staff let drunk Robin wander off again, even if they had to tackle her

        4. Cerberus

          12/27/2016, 1:44 am

          Could be, though I don’t see the aid giving that information or letting her leave again alone on whatever drunk errand Robin had in mind, so if she reached out it would have been to Roz who shouldn’t have that sort of information on her teacher.

          But definitely possible.

          Option 4 is also possible, especially when combined with the possibility of a late-night house-call after she had already left.

        5. bhtooefr

          12/27/2016, 8:09 am

          Option 5: Robin chased Leslie down, immediately after panel 8 of this comic, upon realizing that Leslie had her glasses.

          Option 6: Leslie came back, after realizing that she had Robin’s glasses.

        6. ChessboardMan

          12/27/2016, 1:50 am

          Option 3 sounds a lot like how LT met Roomie…
          Robin could also have turned up at the general dorms, and made a ruckus calling for Leslie, until Leslie, half asleep, went down and collected her, to quiet her down.
          Probably possible, since this does seem to be some form of college dorm?

        7. Heavensrun

          12/27/2016, 5:21 pm

          Why do you think this is a dorm? We’ve seen a tiny corner of a room. Just because it has posters on the wall? Dorms don’t COME with posters on the wall, you know. People put them there. They can also put them on regular bedroom walls.

        8. BBCC

          12/27/2016, 5:35 pm

          It’s probably an apartment. The dorms have loft beds. Or at least regular beds. This is just a mattress on the floor.

        9. BenRG

          12/27/2016, 3:58 am

          I think that the key phrase flying through Leslie’s head right now is: “Wait a minute, does that mean that the last part wasn’t a dream?”

    3. Rian

      12/27/2016, 12:41 am
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      The look on Leslie’s face says she doesn’t remember inviting Robin over or even remember getting drunk enough to not remember inviting her.

      1. Cerberus

        12/27/2016, 12:48 am
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        Which just adds a whole second chalkboard of elaborate conspiracy theories especially as Leslie seemed very not impaired and in the act of leaving the bar when we last left her.

        1. Dana

          12/27/2016, 1:05 am

          Put that chalk down! Chalkboards are Robin’s schtick!

        2. Cerberus

          12/27/2016, 1:14 am

          Must. Violate. Copyright. To. Solve. Mystery.

        3. Cerberus

          12/27/2016, 1:15 am

          *Robin’s goons tackle me to the ground*

        4. BBCC

          12/27/2016, 1:17 am

          Robin doesn’t own it.

          So sayeth the Second Eaton.

        5. Reltzik

          12/27/2016, 2:57 am

          Use one of those transparent glass panes and dry erase markers.

          … seriously, how does anyone write on those without being distracted by the stuff on the other side of the glass?

        6. Disloyal Subject

          12/27/2016, 11:27 pm

          A thorough disinterest in what’s happening opposite the glass helps.

        7. Dave

          12/27/2016, 7:16 am

          soggies soGGIES SOGGIES

        8. Clif

          12/27/2016, 4:31 pm

          Rule.

        9. Bagge

          12/27/2016, 2:30 am

          That’s how you know it is not CRAZY

  28. buddy

    12/27/2016, 12:14 am
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    shiiiiiiiit, leslie just picked a whole fuckin bouquet of whoopsie-daisies

    1. Booyahman

      12/27/2016, 1:35 am
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      I’m saving this mannerism for future use

  29. Pink Freud

    12/27/2016, 12:14 am
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    Hmm.

  30. Stephen R. Bierce

    12/27/2016, 12:15 am
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    *realizes that most of the pop music I could quote deal with SUNKEN ships*

    1. DarkoNeko

      12/27/2016, 12:26 am
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      “my heart will go on”

      1. DarkoNeko

        12/27/2016, 12:30 am
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        Actually, Boom Boom Satellites has one.

        1. butting

          12/27/2016, 1:44 am

          Ship-wrecked love can be cruel

    2. DonDueed

      12/27/2016, 6:31 am
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      The winds of November came early.

      1. StClair

        12/27/2016, 7:13 am
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        and the Mary Ellen Carter settled low

    3. Marsh Maryrose

      12/27/2016, 10:36 am
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      *hacks the hacked muzak to play “Little Talks”*

      This ship will carry our bodies safe to shore!

    4. Slartibeast Button, BIA

      12/27/2016, 1:12 pm
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      Sinking, or just sailing off the edge of the world?

  31. Tomas

    12/27/2016, 12:17 am
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    Nice. Just like that “waking from a nightmare” running gag in the Back to the Future series.

    1. StClair

      12/27/2016, 12:56 am
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      “Well, everything’s all right now in 2015.”
      *Leslie sits bolt upright*
      “Twenty FIFTEEN?”

      1. John

        12/27/2016, 5:56 am
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        “Oh God I didn’t realize that ‘sliding timeline’ meant I’d have to go through 2016 again.”

        1. StClair

          12/27/2016, 7:22 am

          But this time she can fix, right? Right? She can tell people, warn them, and they can fix it… there’s still time…

          (I might have been having this dream a lot lately.)

        2. Slartibeast Button, BIA

          12/27/2016, 1:13 pm

          She can fix it, but that means the Cubs will lose.

  32. Plasma Mongoose

    12/27/2016, 12:18 am
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    I hope they used protection since Les-preg is a thing.

    1. Opus the Poet

      12/27/2016, 1:48 am
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      They could have gaybies http://www.gogetaroomie.com/comic/this-is-your-song

      1. Rukduk

        12/27/2016, 3:10 am
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        Well some scientists have figured out how to make two eggs create an embryo. The process involves using certain chemicals and gene commands to “trick” one of the eggs into “thinking” and behaving like it’s actually a sperm. It’s very rarely successful, and it’s only been done on the level of mice, but it is a distinct possibility that two lesbians could have a child that is related to both partners, with the added effect of always being female as no Y chromosome is involved. So, in the distant future, humanity could become a single-sex species.

        1. Drunken Nordmann

          12/27/2016, 3:52 am

          You mean “could” as in “technically possible” and not as in “likely”, right?

        2. Slartibeast Button, BIA

          12/27/2016, 1:15 pm

          This science fiction novel has been written at least twice that I know of, and at least one of them wasn’t horrible.

        3. Dara

          12/27/2016, 7:39 pm

          There’s also a thing you can do where you take an egg cell from one partner and replace it with the egg cell of the other, so the mitochondrial DNA is from one parent, and the nucleus DNA is from the other. You still need a sperm cell, of course.

          Which has nothing to do with what’s going on here but I have it on real good authority this has been being done rather longer than is generally admitted and I always thought it was neat.

        4. Disloyal Subject

          12/27/2016, 11:32 pm

          That is pretty neat. It’s a far cry from Uryuom eggs, but it’s pretty freakin’ cool.

      2. Bagge

        12/27/2016, 8:38 am
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        Becky: “I have questions…”
        Dina: “What have they told you now???!!!”

    2. Bagge

      12/27/2016, 4:27 am
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      Howard: OMG

  33. Pink Freud

    12/27/2016, 12:18 am
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    I guess Robin REALLY wanted her vote.

  34. BBCC

    12/27/2016, 12:18 am
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    I..what….who

    I miss ONE FUCKING UPDATE to go to the boyfriend’s family’s Christmas dinner and I come home to THIS?

    DID I MISS A STRIP?

    1. trlkly

      12/27/2016, 12:23 am
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      Not unless you missed Joyce’s evil spirit talking again.

      1. BBCC

        12/27/2016, 12:31 am
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        I’m joking around – I’m definitely caught up. xD

    2. Bagge

      12/27/2016, 2:28 am
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      I’m pretty sure LESLIE missed a strip.

      1. BBCC

        12/27/2016, 2:41 am
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        Agreed.

        Also – well played if that was meant as a double entendre.

        1. Bagge

          12/27/2016, 2:46 am

          It was, thank you for noticing 🙂

        2. BBCC

          12/27/2016, 2:52 am

          Yay! I did a good! 😀

    3. Reltzik

      12/27/2016, 2:59 am
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      Nope, both are clothed.

      1. Deanatay

        12/27/2016, 9:22 am
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        That’s why we MISSED one…

  35. UltraKyrie

    12/27/2016, 12:19 am
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    uh oh

  36. cynicswithcinnamon

    12/27/2016, 12:19 am
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    I had to remind myself I wasn’t reading Shortpacked

  37. Fart Captor

    12/27/2016, 12:20 am
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    WHAT

  38. Zaidyer

    12/27/2016, 12:21 am
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    Hey, I didn’t know we were watching Who Framed Robin DeSanto this week! I think this is the lead-in to the handcuff scene.

  39. Tomas

    12/27/2016, 12:21 am
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    And thanks for that unwanted ear worm you son of a bongo.

  40. Fart Captor

    12/27/2016, 12:25 am
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    Okay, CLEARLY Roz has resorted to plan B: kidnapping them both and locking them in a room until enlightenment and/or sexytimes occurs.

    Robin is still in her clothes, so she must have run into Roz after got darted, while Leslie was already in bed.

    1. Cerberus

      12/27/2016, 12:42 am
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      Turns out Roz is an evil creepy supervillain.

      “Foil my outing plan, will you? We’ll see about that!”

    2. Reltzik

      12/27/2016, 3:00 am
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      Looking at the posters, I’m pretty sure it’s Leslie’s room.

      1. Fart Captor

        12/27/2016, 1:45 pm
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        That just makes the kidnapping even easier to cover up!

  41. Aslee

    12/27/2016, 12:27 am
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    EVERYONE’S CLOTHES ARE STILL ON WE CAN SAVE THIS

  42. JessWitt

    12/27/2016, 12:27 am
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    The brain said “Goodbye Robin” but the heart said “This ain’t over yet.”

    1. Deanatay

      12/27/2016, 9:23 am
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      That… wasn’t her heart.

  43. newllend(henryvolt)

    12/27/2016, 12:27 am
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    The Fu-

    1. Lone Wolf

      12/27/2016, 6:15 pm
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      -ture refused to change.

  44. Bluewind

    12/27/2016, 12:27 am
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    Actual text I just sent my friend
    “Ahhhhh! CATCH UP ON DUMBING OF AGE OR I WILL SPOIL ALL THE THINGS FOR YOU WOMAN!”

    1. BBCC

      12/27/2016, 12:32 am
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      You are evil.

      I respect that.

      1. Bluewind

        12/27/2016, 1:10 am
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        Thank ya much 🙂

    2. Reltzik

      12/27/2016, 3:01 am
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      If you think about it, spoilers would improve your friend’s ability to handle these twists and turns.

      …. well, okay, less if you think about it and more if you pun about it.

  45. Wixvhen

    12/27/2016, 12:33 am
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    And no phone to take a picture.

  46. abbers

    12/27/2016, 12:33 am
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    https://discord.gg/N5nKn

    Bwip~ Got a discord going on~! Come on in!

  47. Aolbain

    12/27/2016, 12:38 am
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    AWWW YEAH

    (oh nooo)

  48. StClair

    12/27/2016, 12:39 am
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    What.

  49. @zombieundergrnd

    12/27/2016, 12:43 am
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    Nightmares are the worst.

  50. drs

    12/27/2016, 12:44 am
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    Leslie’s living the high life of a professor, with a floor mattress.

  51. Benjy

    12/27/2016, 12:48 am
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    I’m conflicted. As a lesbian, I should be going “YAY LESBIANS”. But I’m actually disappointed in Leslie. You were already on your way out and with a final jab to boot, but you went back! WHY would you go back to someone like that?

    …they ask, as if the fictional character is aware that disappointment is being rained down upon her.

    1. butting

      12/27/2016, 4:11 am
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      … Robin came out (“pun always intended” as Darcy said) to sheepishly ask for her glasses back to help with looking smart, which no way would Leslie let that slip without pushing back, then one thing led to another and…

  52. Vulcanodon

    12/27/2016, 12:50 am
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    They were watching Steven Universe. (And that ends up making all the difference. Please!)

  53. Dana

    12/27/2016, 12:50 am
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    Awesome poster, no?

  54. athan1214

    12/27/2016, 12:54 am
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    So that’s how far she’ll go for a vote. I gotta say, I respect it.

    1. Michael Steamweed

      12/27/2016, 2:57 am
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      She used the best oral arguments ever!

      1. Reltzik

        12/27/2016, 3:21 am
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        Lots of blanket statements.

    2. Jhon

      12/27/2016, 5:54 pm
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      Constituent services?

  55. phredd

    12/27/2016, 1:00 am
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    Does Leslie live in a dorm room? Because that’s what it looks like.

    1. BBCC

      12/27/2016, 1:17 am
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      Dorm rooms have loft beds. She’s sleeping on a floor mattress. Probably an apartment.

      1. Slartibeast Button, BIA

        12/27/2016, 1:34 pm
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        A sparsely furnished one, which makes sense given what I’ve heard about academic salaries these days.

        1. Council

          12/27/2016, 7:42 pm

          And also she is a lesbian who was homeless for a couple of years.

          This is still a major step up.

  56. EvilMidnightLurker

    12/27/2016, 1:01 am
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    What the hypothetical fuck.

    1. Bagge

      12/27/2016, 2:27 am
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      What the POSSIBLE fuck. It might not be hypothetical any longer.

      1. inqntrol

        12/27/2016, 3:20 am
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        The slipshine ad on the side of the page is a big hint.

  57. Thanatopia

    12/27/2016, 1:14 am
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    Oh. Oh, no.

  58. gqbrielle

    12/27/2016, 1:15 am
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    AAAAH

  59. BBCC

    12/27/2016, 1:16 am
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    Panel One: Ahhh, morning wakey wakey time. Poor Leslie. Waking up sssuuuucks. I like her apartment though! It’s very much like I’d picture it – lots of posters, purple, and yeah, a floor mattress. While I recognize that is likely a sign of not having a ton of spare cash, I can also just see Leslie buying one anyways.

    Panel Two: Awww, Leslie’s so cute here, sitting there and thinking ‘do I wanna get up now?’

    Panel Three: And yeah, she does not want to get up, she’s just gonna hang out and scratch herself right now and that is the face of ‘fuck it, I’m too tired’.

    Panel Four: Yep, back to bed. She’s not dealing with this right now. She doesn’t have a class today, that we know of, so she gets to sleep in. Yay!

    Panel Five: ….Fuck. Another beat panel. Those never mean anything good. Run, Leslie!

    Panel Six: I echo my fellow commenters. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE? Did she sleep with Robin? Did Robin get drunk and break in? Did Robin get drunk to the point Leslie brought her home for her safety? Was Leslie intoxicated? What the hell happened here? How did Robin know where she lives? WHAT EVEN?

    1. Cerberus

      12/27/2016, 1:28 am
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      Why won’t the characters recognize the impending doom inherent to beat panels?!?

      Beat panels, not even once.

      Also, yes, agree on all the whats.

      1. BBCC

        12/27/2016, 1:34 am
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        I brought this up YESTERDAY with Joyce but these silly characters refuse to listen to me despite my beginning series of long winded analyses. Dammit, guys, I realize I haven’t done them as long as Cerberus and I haven’t done them for every strip (maybe if/when the comments on older strips get unlocked again) but dammit, I’ve done them for like a week, and they are hard so at least read them! I am trying to help you ungrateful goofuses!

        1. Booyahman

          12/27/2016, 1:40 am

          This goofus appreciates the term “goofus” and wants to pluralize it as “goofi”. Also wonders what “BBCC” stands for. “British Broadcasting Corporation Combination”? “Big Bend Community College”? “Bored Bailiff Credits Charybdis”?

        2. BBCC

          12/27/2016, 1:44 am

          It’s just a combination of two nicknames I’ve gathered from the two typical usernames I use online – BB and CC.

        3. Dana

          12/27/2016, 2:59 am

          Big Bend Community College? My first girlfriend took classes there!

        4. Cerberus

          12/27/2016, 1:45 am

          Comic characters are so ungrateful for all we do for them. 🙁

        5. BBCC

          12/27/2016, 1:57 am

          I know right? Stubborn kids. And yet, we do it anyways. So rude.

        6. Bagge

          12/27/2016, 2:23 am

          I mean, for all my yelling at ToeDad he is STILL an waste of perfectly good turd-shaped space. What’s the meaning of obsessively follow and discuss the lives of fictive people if they don’t listen?

        7. BBCC

          12/27/2016, 2:34 am

          They’re really really well written and provide potential ad revenue to Willis?

      2. Reltzik

        12/27/2016, 3:23 am
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        Beat panels are worse than beatniks.

        ….

        Seriously, they’re awful, while beatniks aren’t.

    2. Bagge

      12/27/2016, 2:25 am
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      Panel 1. C-c-offee…?
      Panel 2. No Coffee?
      Panel 3. A day without coffee is not worth my presence.
      Panel 4. NOPE, DAY, NOT LISTENING.
      Panel 5. STILL NOPE.
      Panel 6. MY NOPE IS STILL IN EFFECT BUT FOR ENTIRELY NEW REASONS. ALSO, I DON’T NEED COFFEE ALL THAT BAD.

      …Maybe I’m projecting…

  60. Briny

    12/27/2016, 1:36 am
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    Today I am glad I’m one of the older readers, Maureen McGovern FTW. 🙂

  61. Thursday Violist

    12/27/2016, 1:37 am
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    Next comic.
    Leslie: Robin! No, stay under the covers! Otherwise they’ll see you!
    Robin: Who? Who will see…o-oh! You mean those secret spy people you talked about last night.
    Leslie: Yes! Exactly. The top-secret spy people who are looking for you will find you!

    1. Dana

      12/27/2016, 1:42 am
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      Nah, Robin knew about the top secret spy people. She ran for Congress to expose them.

      1. Thursday Violist

        12/27/2016, 1:43 am
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        Oh, right. But the thing is, she’s playing dumb because she knows that their every word is being recorded and doesn’t want to let on that she’s known about them this whole time.

        1. butting

          12/27/2016, 4:16 am

          We’re talking about Robin. There’s no guarantee that after a lengthy binge she didn’t curl up against her new BFF and triumphantly tweet a picture of the both of them with “STEVEN UNIVERSE IS THE BEST OMG THANK U” before passing out.

  62. Yotomoe

    12/27/2016, 1:42 am
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    So she CAN count on your vote.

    1. Bagge

      12/27/2016, 2:20 am
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      I can’t believe that line worked???!!!!

      1. Reltzik

        12/27/2016, 3:24 am
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        ……. so exactly how much does the second-oldest profession have in common with the first?

    2. Deanatay

      12/27/2016, 9:29 am
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      NO.

      …yes.

  63. bryy

    12/27/2016, 2:11 am
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    More like BONING DAY.

    1. Heavensrun

      12/27/2016, 5:30 pm
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      …

  64. Bagge

    12/27/2016, 2:17 am
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    What the WHAT?

  65. Bagge

    12/27/2016, 2:17 am
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    That must have been some Steven Universe Marathon.

    1. Reltzik

      12/27/2016, 3:24 am
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      I think you mean S.U.M. Steven Universe Marathon.

      1. Bagge

        12/27/2016, 3:42 am
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        …yes… yes, that was exactly what I meant.

  66. Eldritch Gentleman

    12/27/2016, 2:25 am
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    Okaaaaaay this is hella awkward XD

  67. Bagge

    12/27/2016, 2:31 am
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    “Great, I’m having those Jessica dreams again”

    1. Disloyal Subject

      12/27/2016, 11:42 pm
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      …huh, hadn’t made the connection to Jessica from Heroes before now.

  68. Danieleon

    12/27/2016, 2:33 am
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    BlinkWhatTheFuck.gif

  69. Arianod

    12/27/2016, 2:36 am
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    GODDAMIT LESLIE DX

    Well, at least Robin still has her clothes on. Some of them. That means nothing too serious happened… right…?

    1. BBCC

      12/27/2016, 2:38 am
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      You can fuck with shirts on.

      1. DarkoNeko

        12/27/2016, 2:45 am
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        Occam’s razor.

        1. BBCC

          12/27/2016, 2:51 am

          Oh, I’m not saying they definitely fucked. I’m just saying ‘they have some clothes on’ doesn’t really mean they haven’t either.

          Honestly, I’m hoping they didn’t considering where things ended last night.

    2. BenRG

      12/27/2016, 9:34 am
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      FWIW, I think that Leslie would have regarded that as taking advantage of a drunken woman, no matter how insistent Robin was that she wanted it. Of course, in the middle of her third plea, she suddenly started slurring her words, slumped over and started snoring. Unfortunately, Leslie couldn’t untangle herself, hence the bed share situation.

  70. BenRG

    12/27/2016, 3:08 am
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    WHOOPS!

    Well, for what it’s worth, I’ve got a feeling that Leslie and Robin didn’t actually do anything (except probably sleep in each other’s arms) baesd on the state of clothing.

    It’s all horribly embarrassing but I bet I know what happened: Robin was a bit too drunk to make her way home and, in her general niceness and concern for others, Leslie decided to let Robin crash in her room rather than embarrass her by trying to contact one of the campaign team to collect her. Things sort of progressed from there and I don’t think that it is possible for there to be a neat resolution to it.

    Next up is the whole awkward ‘what did we do; what do we do now?’ conversation.

  71. Reltzik

    12/27/2016, 3:25 am
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    Cue screaming in 3… 2…

  72. Willoughby Chase

    12/27/2016, 3:40 am
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    So congress has been in session?

    1. Bagge

      12/27/2016, 3:41 am
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      BOOOOOOOOO….. heh, OK, that was pretty clever.

    2. StClair

      12/27/2016, 7:18 am
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      Rep. DeSanto brought a motion to the floor.

      1. Willoughby Chase

        12/27/2016, 4:37 pm
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        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI_0tQdEA5k

  73. Derek

    12/27/2016, 4:03 am
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    so apparently both Leslie and Joyce sleep with their socks on, which I absolutely hate (for myself, I get too hot and somehow claustrophobic) .
    poll: do you sleep with socks or you can’t?

    1. Clodia

      12/27/2016, 7:10 am
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      I cannot stand it at all. Granted, I go barefoot as much as I can, but socks while sleeping is a definite no.

    2. Surah

      12/27/2016, 10:41 am
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      Either way. If my feet get hot, I roll them off in my sleep.

    3. Thursday Violist

      12/27/2016, 1:16 pm
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      If I like how my socks look, I keep on wearing them that night. If I think they’re ugly, I take them off.

    4. Slartibeast Button, BIA

      12/27/2016, 1:30 pm
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      Is the sock gap not a thing for lesbians?

    5. Kamino Neko

      12/27/2016, 3:12 pm
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      I can’t even stand wearing them when I have to.

    6. Nate

      12/27/2016, 4:28 pm
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      Hate it, never do. But someone I know always does otherwise his feet get too cold because he has poor circulation!

    7. Willoughby Chase

      12/27/2016, 4:36 pm
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      Only when it’s bloody freezing.

      1. Disloyal Subject

        12/27/2016, 11:44 pm
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        This. Socks chafe my leg hair, but they’re a necessary evil to prevent shoes from chafing and sometimes to keep feet warm.

    8. John

      12/27/2016, 11:47 pm
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      If I wear socks, but not shoes, my feet get kind of uncomfortably dehydrated for some reason. And wearing shoes to bed is and obvious non-starter.

  74. EvolutionistX

    12/27/2016, 4:41 am
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    I feel like something got skipped in the narrative.

    1. Bagge

      12/27/2016, 8:39 am
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      So does Leslie

      1. Dara

        12/27/2016, 7:35 pm
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        That’s what happens when you blackout-binge on Steven Universe.

  75. Abel Undercity (@AbelUndercity)

    12/27/2016, 5:01 am
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    This is HEAVY, Doc!

    1. Zaidyer

      12/27/2016, 7:12 am
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      “This is the kind of thing that could screw me up permanently. I mean, what if I go back to the future and I end up bein’… gay?”
      “Why shouldn’t you be happy?”

  76. Ilerien

    12/27/2016, 5:27 am
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    Every morning of my life

  77. AgentKeen

    12/27/2016, 5:59 am
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    I mean, up until panel 5, that’s about how mornings go for me, too.

    -get up, yup I’m up…. nope, back to sleep-

    After that is completely out of my experience.

  78. L!ghtn!ng

    12/27/2016, 6:37 am
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    Whaaaa…? Not where I thought this was going but I am intrigued!

  79. AGV

    12/27/2016, 7:57 am
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    I highly doubt that anything happened, but anyway, WTF ROBIN?! You don’t get into people’s beds!!! That’s not how you gain the vote of your crush!

    1. BenRG

      12/27/2016, 8:58 am
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      This makes me think: Was Robin’s question ‘Do I get your vote’ a code phrase for something else? Not even a generally-known something but a way she personally puts something; Leslie figured that out and replied to both the literal and figurative versions of the question.

  80. Commodore Jeep-Eep

    12/27/2016, 8:41 am
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    :Rolleyes: Fucking typical, Leslie.

  81. Martin Smith

    12/27/2016, 8:49 am
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    Is this the first strip to not have a one word title?

    1. Disloyal Subject

      12/27/2016, 11:46 pm
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      Nope.

  82. Charles Phipps

    12/27/2016, 9:16 am
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    Yeah, they totes had sex.

    1. theKOT

      12/27/2016, 12:02 pm
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      She showed robin there’s so many
      Different muscles she can flex

      1. Disloyal Subject

        12/27/2016, 11:49 pm
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        There’s the deltoids of compassion
        And the abs of being kind

  83. Death By Jazz Hands

    12/27/2016, 9:37 am
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    This comic is even better in reverse.

  84. Deanatay

    12/27/2016, 9:40 am
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    Robin: mm, Good Morning!
    Leslie: Wha… wha… wha…
    Robin: Oh, man, what a NIGHT! I was ready to quit after the fifth one, but you… you were a MACHINE!! We musta gone through the whole BOX!!
    Leslie: Buh… buh.. buh…
    Robin: MAN! I need a SHOWER!!
    *Leslie passes out*
    Robin: And then… *pulls out another box* SEASON TWO!!

  85. Travestyhat

    12/27/2016, 9:53 am
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    God, why.

    These two had a perfect ending: Robin proved that she was an opportunistic self-absorbed jackass and Leslie had FINALLY decided hat she was done with her.

    That should’ve been it. We could be rid of Robin and finally get back to characters who DON’T have unfunny political impressions where their redeeming qualities should be.

    Seriously, Willis, you’re killing me here.

    1. Lulu

      12/27/2016, 12:11 pm
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      Because Leslie and Robin must end together, and cutting it in perfect moment so both could move on is not welcomed for some reason, and instead making them drunk sleep together makes them happening possible and also adds a lot of drama which can be used for whole next year of Robin/Leslie themed comic strips updates.

      I’m too disappointed, I really hoped Leslie would move on from this version of Robin.

      1. Killjoy

        12/27/2016, 1:08 pm
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        Let’s see what happened and how it happened before judging…

        1. Slartibeast Button, BIA

          12/27/2016, 1:40 pm

          You’re no fun…

        2. Killjoy

          12/27/2016, 9:54 pm

          You are correct — thus my name.

          This name was earned.

          I’m a no-fun meanie, expecting people to actually understand things and have pesky facts, before they reach a conclusion.

      2. Commodore Jeep-Eep

        12/27/2016, 2:22 pm
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        Bear in mind, it was written when a Trump Victory was something that smug liberals smugged about while we leftists raised the alarm that you weren’t taking it seriously enough – I dare say, there’s a high chance that this plot line is changing direction in the sections that haven’t been drawn yet.

        1. Council

          12/27/2016, 8:40 pm

          Yeah, sorry girls and boys. The story was written for your entertainment, not your convenience. The characters won’t take a 180 and change because you have more of a dislike of rightwing politicians than you did before.

  86. Jon Lennox

    12/27/2016, 10:37 am
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    Is that a Singularikitty blanket and sheet set?

  87. Simplerdayz

    12/27/2016, 11:04 am
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    They didn’t do anything. Who gets completely dressed after doing the deed then falls asleep fully clothed.

    1. Killjoy

      12/27/2016, 1:06 pm
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      Anyone who doesn’t want to be caught or found naked?

    2. Slartibeast Button, BIA

      12/27/2016, 1:32 pm
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      Happens in the movies and on TV all the time.

  88. gwalla

    12/27/2016, 12:19 pm
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    WELL THEN

  89. Killjoy

    12/27/2016, 12:27 pm
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    Curiouser and curiouser!

  90. JBento

    12/27/2016, 1:56 pm
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    Yesterday George Michael died, today Carrie Fisher. What in the unholiest of fucks, 2016? Who more do you want form us? WHO MORE?

    1. thejeff

      12/27/2016, 2:32 pm
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      Richard Adams, author of Watership Down.

      1. JBento

        12/27/2016, 4:43 pm
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        Damn it. At worst we’re supposed to get drunk at Christmas AND New Year’s Eve, not THROUGH.

      2. Bagge

        12/27/2016, 6:33 pm
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        The Black Rabbit spared him for a long time, but not forever.

    2. Delicious Taffy

      12/27/2016, 3:00 pm
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      2016: “Well, I was thinking about nabbing Mark Hamill while we’re at it, but I really would like to see what’s going on with the next Star Wars sequel. Maybe I’ll just grab Lawrence Fishburn or Idina Menzel.”

    3. Keulan

      12/27/2016, 3:23 pm
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      2016 just wants to torment us as much as it can before it ends. Goddammit

    4. Heavensrun

      12/27/2016, 5:25 pm
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      I’m looking forward to the first month of 2017 when people realize that it wasn’t the year’s fault it’s just that the world is broken from now on.

      1. Willoughby Chase

        12/27/2016, 6:50 pm
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        This.

        It’s only the start. And not even the finish.

        I’m in a cheerful mood tonight.

      2. a4lbi

        12/27/2016, 8:45 pm
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        A lot of us already know, I’m sure.

        Blaming a time period is a coping mechanism LET ME HAVE THIS

  91. Just Me

    12/27/2016, 2:48 pm
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    In honor of the search for a new R.A. :

    Friend, Counselor, Supplier of Condoms

  92. Just Me

    12/27/2016, 2:49 pm
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    Also, why does Leslie’s room look like a dorm room? She’s a teacher.

    1. Slartibeast Button, BIA

      12/27/2016, 2:54 pm
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      The poster is the clue. This is actually a flashback to Leslie’s student days and her forgotten affair with Robin’s separated-at-birth virtuous twin.

    2. Heavensrun

      12/27/2016, 4:20 pm
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      I’m a teacher, and that could pass for my room.

    3. Killjoy

      12/27/2016, 4:31 pm
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      If she’s an nontenured professor with a position commonly known as “associate”, “adjunct”, etc… she’s not making THAT much.

      With her backstory, she probably got through undergrad and grad mainly on student loans, thanks to the predatory nature of the education-industrial complex, and is still buried under that debt. Her already limited budget is dominated by servicing that debt.

      1. Heavensrun

        12/27/2016, 5:23 pm
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        Or maybe she’s just a giant nerd who -likes- putting movie posters on her wall.

        1. Killjoy

          12/27/2016, 9:52 pm

          I was thinking of the “mattress on the floor” bed when I wrote that.

    4. Doom Shepherd

      12/27/2016, 9:46 pm
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      I’m 45 and work at a university. My bedroom is full of action figures and the wall by the bed is covered in “women of Marvel” posters.

      They belong to my wife.

  93. leafirebender

    12/27/2016, 3:05 pm
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    OH

  94. yo.

    12/27/2016, 3:17 pm
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    Guys, they’re both still dressed. No matter how drunk, I’ve never known someone to manage coitus without removing their clothes.

    1. David M Willis

      12/27/2016, 4:15 pm
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      meet more people

      1. maxlines

        12/27/2016, 8:22 pm
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        I was just going to say, I know this is possible from experience.

    2. Heavensrun

      12/27/2016, 4:18 pm
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      They’re wearing shirts. I agree that they probably didn’t sleep together, because that doesn’t seem like Leslie’s style, but the presence of shirts does not mean sex did not take place. Whether they’re wearing anything else remains to be seen, and shirts are also pretty easy to put on.

      Also Leslie is wearing a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT shirt from what she was wearing the day prior, so at least -somebody- has gone through a process of being naked and then clothed again.

    3. Killjoy

      12/27/2016, 4:35 pm
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      1) For actual “good ole” PIV, there are multiple positions that don’t require much in the way of undressing.

      2) Do we really need to go into detail as to how women might be able to engage in sexual acts while largely dressed?

      3) Clothes can be put back on.

      1. Boom

        12/27/2016, 4:45 pm
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        PIV? Particle image velocimetry?

        1. Killjoy

          12/27/2016, 5:26 pm

          Yes, totally. It’s very kinky stuff.

      2. Heavensrun

        12/27/2016, 5:24 pm
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        3)

        What madness is this?

    4. Bagge

      12/27/2016, 6:34 pm
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      I am fully prepared to accept that coitus has been achieved in any and all circumstances, no matter how weird.

      When it comes to sex, human creativity is limitless

    5. Willoughby Chase

      12/27/2016, 7:09 pm
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      Leslie managed to change clothes before (or after) she may have had sex. Roz, not so much.

      1. Killjoy

        12/27/2016, 9:51 pm
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        Roz?

  95. Clif

    12/27/2016, 4:55 pm
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    Theory one: There is a completely reasonable explanation for this which we will learn in good time.

    Theory two: In order to find out how we got from there to here we have to subscribe to slipshine because Willis is brilliantly evil.

    Theory three: Willis channels his inner Mike and never explains.

    1. Clif

      12/27/2016, 5:32 pm
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      And totally independent of all these is the theory that tomorrow we cut away to other characters.

      1. thejeff

        12/27/2016, 6:34 pm
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        Robin never appears in the comic again.

      2. Disloyal Subject

        12/28/2016, 12:02 am
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        I’m counting on it, but I suppose I’ll find out presently.

  96. Emily

    12/27/2016, 6:14 pm
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    Oh for fuck’s sake.

    1. Council

      12/27/2016, 7:50 pm
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      Seems likely, yes.

  97. Bagge

    12/27/2016, 6:36 pm
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    “Robin, why are you in my room?”
    “You know why. You want me to have sex with you.”
    “Show me your thing! Rub my tummy with it!”

    http://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/06-strange-beerfellows/know-2/

  98. Willoughby Chase

    12/27/2016, 6:48 pm
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    Another use for the Schrödinger equation.

  99. Hari

    12/27/2016, 11:08 pm
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    Uh oh!

  100. John Madden

    12/28/2016, 9:01 am
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    Needs moar Roundabout.

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