Like that old pro-reading PSA campaign. I think it was Ad Council?
Billboards up all over NYC. Pictures of sexy couples in suggestive poses in libraries.
And then, using the “got milk?” white font on black background, it read:
“got brain?”
…Lasted a while before anyone told the ad campaign funders what “getting brain” was slang for. And how it related to milk.?
Then those ad billboards and full-page photo spreads came down REAL quick!
I’m just glad jennifer is still going to therapy honestly
maybe they’ll get to “I fake-but-sort-of-really-left my boyfriend as a power move out of frustration that he reminded me of this other guy stopped being a source of drama and now he’s dating someone else” eventually
Einstein had two lobes. He had an atypically large corpus callosum, it’s unknown if it’s a cause of, effect of, or incidental to his intellectual achievements.
Reminds me of an episode of Cheers where Sam and the guys were perving out over Rebecca’s butt. When Sam asks Woody what he thinks, Woody says he averts his eyes whenever Rebecca bends over. When the guys call BS, Woody basically says, “No, I really do… I’m a leg man.”
I honestly think that would be so good for Jennifer too, help her internally normalize her ‘geeky’ interests instead of stigmatizing them, accept a part of herself she mocks/ignores/rejects, etc.
So basically, either she keeps putting it off despite really wanting it out of leftover religious guilt, or else she jumps on him within the week and THEN ends up wracked with leftover religious guilt. Honestly, having once been in her shoes, I could easily see it going either way.
She’s already given him a handjob and that didn’t seem to bother her much. They’re gonna do it and she’s gonna be fine. The guilt will probably show up, but it’s not going to be that bad.
That’s true, but fundamentalism places so much emphasis on PiV sex as The Bad Sinful Thing. I was fine after lesser stuff and then felt like shit after “the real thing” (despite enthusiastic consent all around). Idk, it doesn’t make sense but that’s the point, I guess
I saw it air originally as a pre schooer, been a geek my whole life. I didn’t think it needed pointing out. I just assumed the bit was universal at this point.
I have never been more on Jen’s side than now she’s having to deal with two horny ass couples. I’m suddenly remembering when I was in uni and ugh people are fuckin horny at that time of life. STAHP
Jennifer: If it were ANYONE else, idve just shouted the usual three-word sentence that starts with ‘just’ and ends with ‘already’, and wandered off. However, seeing as we are ‘friends’ now, and I’m stuck with you, I’m going to pretend it isn’t obvious to everyone within a 50-mile radius how seriously pent-up you two are, and try to make small talk.
Joe and Joyce in unison: WE ARENT THINKING ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH EACH OTHER, AT ALL!
Jennifer: oh dear lord SO HOWS THE WEATHER BEEN LATELY
Well, she’s been topless next to him before, at least. I don’t recall it implied that he actually saw anything. She changed under the covers, I think. I could be wrong, though.
one way or another, Joyce gonna give him brain :p
That’s using your…brain.
Like that old pro-reading PSA campaign. I think it was Ad Council?
Billboards up all over NYC. Pictures of sexy couples in suggestive poses in libraries.
And then, using the “got milk?” white font on black background, it read:
“got brain?”
…Lasted a while before anyone told the ad campaign funders what “getting brain” was slang for. And how it related to milk.?
Then those ad billboards and full-page photo spreads came down REAL quick!
Oh, BTW, NG,
You were asking about options to emigrate. There’s a Reddit thread with links to various possibilities:
https://www.reddit.com/r/AmerExit/comments/urwlbr/a_guide_for_americans_that_want_to_get_out_of/
It’ll be the bestest, smartest brains of his life.*
* Not beceaue of any skills Joyce may or may not have, but the fact that it’ll be Joyce-brand brain.
Is Joe a zombie?
Heya Joyce it’s Joe, from the dorm wing down the hall.
???♂️
???
All I wanna do is motorboat your brains…
I’m not unreasonable, I’m not gonna motorboat your eyes.
Obviously yes, why he be talking about going nuts over big uncovered ?.
You say that, but literal mindfucking doesn’t even crack the Top 20 weirdest fetishes that I’ve encountered on the internet.
That pineal gland is some hot, hot stuff!
Get ready for some hot pituitary action!
alien parasite here, can confirm :p ^^
He does wear a lot of green, like the zombie in Monster Prom.
Or Shaggy from Scooby-Doo
We’ve never seen Joe and Shaggy at the same time…
Fitting, considering all of Joe’s talk about “brains”.
Good faces in this one.
Last panel. Is Jennifer buying it?
ah, another omniuseful panel
4th panel or 5th panel? I love them both.
Jennifer, I feel your “ugh” at the rampant apparent heterosexuality, but I assure you: there is hope. xD
Which part is bothering her more: the “hetero” or the “sexuality”?
Almost certainly the sexuality
Them getting all hot and bothered over each other’s lobes.
ah yeah definitely the sexuality, I mean, I am freely choosing to project here
xD
AAAAAGH WHY CAN’T I QUOTE THE STRIP BACK AT IT
that’s hilarious
anyway panel 3
TWICE
we get to hear about joe and going and something and nuts
and it’s like joe, please xD
Alllll we wanna dooo is– bit early for the first of May.
They don’t need to wait for the first of May, they’re indoors
Poor Billifer. From frying pan to fire.
Huuuge…tracts of brains!
I’m just glad jennifer is still going to therapy honestly
maybe they’ll get to “I fake-but-sort-of-really-left my boyfriend as a power move out of frustration that he reminded me of this other guy stopped being a source of drama and now he’s dating someone else” eventually
The twins (lobes).
They are mostly fat.
talking of the twins, here, I fixed something earlier today
Yeah, I’d freak out about seeing a loved ones uncovered brains too.
Yeah, it’s unhygienic. You need to get a tarp on that, stat.
The best option would be if the removed skull section is still intact; then you could pop that back into place Hannibal Lector style.
Huh, and here I thought Joe would be a butt man.
Guess it’s all about that brains, no tushie.
They do say the brain is the butt of the head…..They don’t say that.
It does kinda have a butt crack, tho.
Not always. A notable exception would be Einstein’s.
I did not know that.
Interesting.
Einstein had two lobes. He had an atypically large corpus callosum, it’s unknown if it’s a cause of, effect of, or incidental to his intellectual achievements.
His anaconda don’t want none if she ain’t got brains, hun.
well, earthling brains are over 70% fat, and nice and squishy, so I do see where he’s coming from 😛
Reminds me of an episode of Cheers where Sam and the guys were perving out over Rebecca’s butt. When Sam asks Woody what he thinks, Woody says he averts his eyes whenever Rebecca bends over. When the guys call BS, Woody basically says, “No, I really do… I’m a leg man.”
Cant talk about you, can’t talk about us, what do you want to talk about?
Joyce have you ever seen star wars? Let’s get you a new interest that is popular. Yeah.
I honestly think that would be so good for Jennifer too, help her internally normalize her ‘geeky’ interests instead of stigmatizing them, accept a part of herself she mocks/ignores/rejects, etc.
Step 1: Cosplay as Darth Talon
Step 2: Alice sees that she has changed
Step 3: ???
I like that Joyce is actively clutching.
Well, that’s hilarious mental imagery
Hottest Jennifer panel ever, at the end there. Like, holy fuck. I’m looking so disrespectfully.
Yeah, fair. Hot strip tbh
These two are not convincing liars.
Practice makes perfect.
I’m starting to wonder how long these two can go without fucking. Like I don’t think they’ll last another week at this rate. Maybe not even a day.
Next strip they just start ripping each other’s clothes off right in the cafeteria
Designated sex area.
At some point. Soon. DamnYouWillis will simply cut to their pillow talk. Then the story moves on.
Joe starts cooking more and more Mac and cheese to distract himself.
Joyce gets more and more into her life drawing.
Flash forward 5 years where Joe is a Michelin chef and Joyce is a famous artist.
They still haven’t gone beyond third base.
This is incredibly funny
Joyce can be weirdly resilient in her hangups, and she’s got a lot of hangups about sex.
So basically, either she keeps putting it off despite really wanting it out of leftover religious guilt, or else she jumps on him within the week and THEN ends up wracked with leftover religious guilt. Honestly, having once been in her shoes, I could easily see it going either way.
She’s already given him a handjob and that didn’t seem to bother her much. They’re gonna do it and she’s gonna be fine. The guilt will probably show up, but it’s not going to be that bad.
That’s true, but fundamentalism places so much emphasis on PiV sex as The Bad Sinful Thing. I was fine after lesser stuff and then felt like shit after “the real thing” (despite enthusiastic consent all around). Idk, it doesn’t make sense but that’s the point, I guess
Hehe heh heh
I like big brains and I cannot lie
Dina’s brains are MUCH bigger just sayinSomething tells me Jennifer is starting to regret sitting with these two.
Looks like an appropriate moment for Alice to show up, doesn’t it?
She’s gonna be ranting in some angry, crazy style about those two not f*ckin’ already, and _then_ Alice will walk by.
Nah, I’m on the Patreon. Tomorrow we cut to Faz doing stage magic in a steakhouse.
Dialog that could easily given to Beck & honestly would make even more sense
*Becky, obviously >_<
I’m amused that they were avoiding PDA well enough until thinking about avoiding PDA put them on the express train to Hornyville.
Counterpoint: Get Jennifer’s room and let her rest in yours. From the way she describes it Jacob and Lucy probably wouldn’t even notice the company.
The one with the jugs and brains.
Firm jugs and soft brains. Mmm.
Will these two just fuck already?
“Brain and brain! What is brain?!”
It makes me sad that no one else has acknowledged this quote, so it’s up to me to do so.
Good show!
I saw it air originally as a pre schooer, been a geek my whole life. I didn’t think it needed pointing out. I just assumed the bit was universal at this point.
TOS season 3 sure, uh, had some episodes…
“Their happiness makes you ornery” — more like their horniness makes you angery.
The levels of horniness on display here are physically painful.
Man, the way those hemispheres squish together… ??
Congratulations to Joe on his career in neurology.
(https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2012-10-17)
Ahh, yes, SMBC. (*nods) I see you are a person of refined taste!
Thank you, though for the record, the comment sections lead me to believe someone being a DoA fan is a much better sign.
Talk about pink elephants! They’re not even on parade.
Fuck. I will remember this.
Why not Jennifer’s room? The more the merrier!
Willis has already drawn the Slipshine. It’s just a matter of time, folks.
The above was hyperbole. I actually have no idea whether they’ve drawn it.
ladies and lads and everybody else:
I think these dorks might like-like each other.
Tushies, buns, weiners and hoo-has, EVERYthing must go!
Brains, trains, globes, and lobes!
Go get a Slipshine
*looks at my watch
*looks at willis
*looks back at my watch
lmao this is so, so much worse said like that, Joe XD
Hmmmm….Joe, I don’t think she’s buying it…
I recommend a long, cold shower for the both of them.
LOL. Sorry Jennifer, I totally get where you’re coming from here, if I were in your shoes I would be grated too. Truly.
I also want to see more of The Good Ship JoJo navigating their horny waters.
I have never been more on Jen’s side than now she’s having to deal with two horny ass couples. I’m suddenly remembering when I was in uni and ugh people are fuckin horny at that time of life. STAHP
Jennifer blocking Walky and Lucy having sex means she will be eternally tormented by others being happy with partners.
You’re so creepily obsessed about this.
Walky didn’t want to bang. He would have made another excuse. It’s not at all a bad thing to refuse to leave your room at two in the morning.
Jennifer: If it were ANYONE else, idve just shouted the usual three-word sentence that starts with ‘just’ and ends with ‘already’, and wandered off. However, seeing as we are ‘friends’ now, and I’m stuck with you, I’m going to pretend it isn’t obvious to everyone within a 50-mile radius how seriously pent-up you two are, and try to make small talk.
Joe and Joyce in unison: WE ARENT THINKING ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH EACH OTHER, AT ALL!
Jennifer: oh dear lord SO HOWS THE WEATHER BEEN LATELY
Joyce has been topless in front of joe before. He’s seen her breasts.
…Have they??
I dont recall
Well, she’s been topless next to him before, at least. I don’t recall it implied that he actually saw anything. She changed under the covers, I think. I could be wrong, though.
He may have made an effort to look away when they got interrupted, just for her peace of mind.
Consensual touching has been implied though.
https://www.dumbingofage.com/hands-3/
Not sure he’s ever _seen_ her…brains…but he’s definitely held them. Or at least held one of her lobes.
Nah, only felt them. Which, frankly is hotter and would build up the suspense even more
Welp, that was helpful…
It’s hard, being Billie. It’s hard, and nobody understands.
(The fact that most of the difficulty is self-inflicted is BESIDE THE POINT)
I know what you are.
Fuck i hope that worked i suck at html
Victory!
It takes one to know one ^w^
Wonder if any of them have Ruth on speed dial.
I say that because I’m pretty sure Asher is a little busy
Get a room, you two.
(Not Jennifer’s, it’s occupied.)
See if this was tumblr the brains part wouldn’t even have to be a metaphor.
Just gt to force femm joe & they will fit right in.
But he felt them right?
Yep, he did. But that was _then_. This is _now_.
As a man it never stops being as enjoyable as the first time.
Jennifer and I shared an expression before I even saw the 5th panel.
Chin on hand also? 😀
yup!
Me too, Jennifer, me too…
Is this the most wholesome lust we’ve ever seen from Joe? Its a good look on him!
Okay, as a queer single person, I definitely identify with Billie in this scene. Never thought those words would leave my mouth, I may need therapy.
They could’ve just.. sympathised with her instead of being weird about it? I’m seeing how Joeyce could be a slightly grating couple for their friends.
They should have, but they apparently couldn’t.
Oh, they wanna FUCK fuck
“Just suck it up… It’s Alice or nothin'”
Considering the Book 14 pic, imagine panel 4 as a Book 15 pic, framed
Jennifer is starting to wonder if Alice really is worthy the torment to have dinner with this incredibly sweet and horny couple every day.
i dont know joe….. thats scary………….
Joyce is going to give Joe a piece of her mind; well, more like a pair.
Horny bastiches.
Amazing.
Also, I am really liking Jennifer’s current look.
Joe: How bout a girl who’s got a brain and always speaks her mind?
Jennifer: Nah.
Willis dropped that Joyce full-nude on us in The Other Patreon like a pound of cheese in a rat nest holy crap
Are you trying to get at what remains of my money Willis? Because it’s working.
I just love the perfect ‘fuck my life’ look on Jennifer’s face in the last panel.
Also, if Joyce and Joe ever send out Christmas cards, they should definitely use panel 4 as the photo.
Today’s title: “Everybody’s Gettin’ Some Except Jennifer”.
and who’s fault is that?
I’m reminded of the milk jugs again.
Who knows, teasing Joyce can make her able to open herself more to intimacy.