She has consitently believed that amazi-girl is sal, and has never had any reason to doubt it, other than people outright telling her that it isn’t true. She’s never seen proof one way or another, and believes she has concrete proof that it’s sal.
The radio station where I work started flavouring it’s usual playlist with Christmas songs 19 days ago. One American thing I’d love over here in Britain is Thanksgiving, if only to hold back the Christmas tide for just a little bit.
I am in Canada this year and after Halloween it was just relentless.
Needfuldoer
Two months of Halloween and nobody bats an eye.
Two months of Christmas and everyone loses their minds.
Mark
There’s nothing for Hallowe’en to intrude into, way back to Labor Day which is pretty low-key. But starting at the end of October there’s a pile-up of big-spending holidays (so the stores hype them until the juice is all squeezed out, and beyond).
Then in winter, just when we need something to get excited about, there’s nearly nothing for months. We need to redistribute some holidays for more even wear. Maybe in an era of such abundance we should move Thanksgiving to 01-March when we need to be reminded that we have things to be thankful for.
There’s Valentine’s Day, but that’s quiet and personal no matter how many ad.s insist that you really need to buy your brand-new SO a Lamborghini.
If only that worked in the US. I saw Christmas decorations November 1st. Can wevput forward legislation that holiday music can’t be played more than 30:days before the holiday with a 60 day blackout preceding that to have proper separations of holidaies.
“IIIIT’S CHRIIIISTMAAAS!” No, Noddy, it really isn’t.
On the plus side, given that I seem to be playing Whamageddon whether I want to or not, because someone told me about it and now it’s in my head, the sooner Christmas music starts, the sooner I can say “Okay, I’ve lost” and stop thinking about it.
Somehow, Jennifer ends up comparing a picture of AG’s boobs to a picture of Sal’s boobs, and this is the only thing that convinces her that Sal is not AG.
Until someone points out AG is many skin tones lighter than Sal. And no makeup rubs off of her in fights. And that Sal and AG have been seen fighting the same people together.
134 thoughts on “Newspaper assignment”
NGPZ
So she apparently has some kind of real lead now? XD
Now the million dollar question is, who does she think Amazi-Girl is this time?
A. Sal
B. Amber
C. Joyce
D. None of the above
*plays “Voting Bed” from The Weakest Link on hacked muzak*
Cholma
Well, the most obvious person is . . . Dina! DUN DUN DUNNNNN!
Doctor_Who
Is Amazing? Check.
Is Girl? Check.
It’s a compelling argument.
Ed Rhodes
Maybe, but Dina is so very VERY amazing, she doesn’t NEED another identity to show it!
Raven
Well it can’t be Sal unless Billy thinks Amazigirl is fighting crime in a wig (which, having cosplayed in a wig, seems inadvisable)
Opus the Poet
Spinnerette fights crime in a mask/wig combination…
Amy
As I recall, Babs/Batgirl also has fought crime in a wig.
deliverything
How did the crime get in the wig?
jflb96
Neocolonialism
clif
I didn’t know Sal was a neocolonist.
Michael Steamweed
Be gay. Do crimes. In a wig.
Matthew Davis
I don’t recall if Barbara has (at least in current continuity) but Kate Kane as Batwoman definitely has. She cuts her hair short and wears a wig.
thejeff
Black Canary used to wear a blonde wig.
Kazuma Taichi
that’s a name I haven’t heard in a while
Jay
I thought she thought AG was sal and we knew that?
BarerMender
Wasn’t it Billie who told Danny Sal was AG?
Effie
Billie’s been told before. https://www.dumbingofage.com/2020/comic/book-10/04-is-a-song-forever/whatnow/
Bogeywoman
Carla (skates, batman-level financing)
DJTsurugi
Carla would be too good at being Amazigirl though, AG doesn’t get enough solved… also AG has Wolveriene height issues. ~<3
darkoneko
Carla would be easy to spot. On rollerblades
DJTsurugi
that just makes the deception more awesome. ~<3
Michael Steamweed
Where does she get all those wonderful toys?
clif
From Sarah, who gets them from her grandmother.
butting
E. Joyce Lynne
Her well-connected snooping is paying off big time.
Seralyna
She has consitently believed that amazi-girl is sal, and has never had any reason to doubt it, other than people outright telling her that it isn’t true. She’s never seen proof one way or another, and believes she has concrete proof that it’s sal.
Thag Simmons
Honestly I’m gonna put money on Dorothy.
Nono
Someone they both know? It’s obvious.
It’s Joe.
Jamie
It’s Danny.
OBBWG
It’s Faz.
Lena
Historically she thought it was Sal, but I’m putting my bets on her thinking Dorothy is Amazi girl now.
Buck Ripsnort
Was just about to say– the foreshadowing couldn’t be more obvious.
Needfuldoer
It’s got to be Red Herring.
Shadowsnail
He would have gotten away with it, too.
Daibhid C
“Look, the clues all add up. Amazi-Girl is a superhero. I’m a crusading reporter in glasses. Clearly I’m Amazi-Girl!”
Morleuca
or Lois Lane
Ana Chronistic
ok, it’s a little obvious that’s not Amazi-Girl
unless Jennifer has a clue we don’t know about
DJTsurugi
doesn’t she still think it’s Dorothy? ~<3
Sirksome
Sal has some explaining to do.
darkoneko
Yep, it’s Sal !
darkoneko
also, unrelated, but woe is us. It’s december now. Mariah Carey is free. She coming.
PirateTawnee
The radio station where I work started flavouring it’s usual playlist with Christmas songs 19 days ago. One American thing I’d love over here in Britain is Thanksgiving, if only to hold back the Christmas tide for just a little bit.
Agemegos
Weused to have Advent….
Matthew Davis
I am in Canada this year and after Halloween it was just relentless.
Needfuldoer
Two months of Halloween and nobody bats an eye.
Two months of Christmas and everyone loses their minds.
Mark
There’s nothing for Hallowe’en to intrude into, way back to Labor Day which is pretty low-key. But starting at the end of October there’s a pile-up of big-spending holidays (so the stores hype them until the juice is all squeezed out, and beyond).
Then in winter, just when we need something to get excited about, there’s nearly nothing for months. We need to redistribute some holidays for more even wear. Maybe in an era of such abundance we should move Thanksgiving to 01-March when we need to be reminded that we have things to be thankful for.
There’s Valentine’s Day, but that’s quiet and personal no matter how many ad.s insist that you really need to buy your brand-new SO a Lamborghini.
Opus the Poet
No, it’s a diamond bauble the price of a Lambo for Singles Shaming Day
Mark
They can play wall-to-wall Christmas music if they must, but I refuse to hear it until after Beethoven’s Birthday.
Needfuldoer
Did Beethoven have his picture on a bubble gum card? How can you say someone’s so great if they didn’t get their picture on a bubble gum card?
Just_IDD
If only that worked in the US. I saw Christmas decorations November 1st. Can wevput forward legislation that holiday music can’t be played more than 30:days before the holiday with a 60 day blackout preceding that to have proper separations of holidaies.
Daibhid C
“IIIIT’S CHRIIIISTMAAAS!” No, Noddy, it really isn’t.
On the plus side, given that I seem to be playing Whamageddon whether I want to or not, because someone told me about it and now it’s in my head, the sooner Christmas music starts, the sooner I can say “Okay, I’ve lost” and stop thinking about it.
Gigafreak
Sorry, Mariah Season begins on Nov 1st, and this is in fact the third year in a row of this phenomenon. She has been rampant for a month this year already. Please enjoy the video memes she released on Nov 1st for each of the years in question.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl1xPlPce3I
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sVgbO9vuehI
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XpSdD63j7Y4
Gigafreak
COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS THAT I DID NOT HIDE A RICKROLL AMONG THEM.
Shadowsnail
WHAT WOULD IT REQUIRE TO HAVE MARIAH SING NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP?
Max
It’s actually 5 years. Here’s the whole shebang. Watch at your own risk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T19C7Qc984
Hoboturtle
You missed one brah
https://youtu.be/xvFZjo5PgG0?si=CsfCB7KHx5g3Wkml
clif
You know, I’m just going to assume that both of those are Rickrolls and go on with my life.
Michael Steamweed
The form of the Destructor has been chosen!
NGPZ
“We need more pictures of
Spider-ManAmazi-Girl!”Suet
“You know it was me all along”
Maybe Dorothy wants to become Amazi-Girl?
Buck Ripsnort
Doesn’t everybody, deep inside?
Maybe Amazi-Girl was the friends we made along the way!
shadowcell
clearly it’s ninja rick
it was always ninja rick
Yumi
Other Rachel. Her appearance from the elevator was foreshadowing.
clif
Chekhov’s Rachel. I like it.
Florence
And here I thought the storyline was only about Dorothy getting out of the closet
Yumi
Somehow, Jennifer ends up comparing a picture of AG’s boobs to a picture of Sal’s boobs, and this is the only thing that convinces her that Sal is not AG.
BBCC
Stuffed bra, clearly 😛
mindbleach
I was about to say she thinks it’s Dorothy, but given the previous comic, you’re right, she’s disqualified.
Bogeywoman
She shows a stealthy photo of Sal to Daisy who immediately identifies their two different bra sizes
Dday
Jen just fuming over a Pepe Silvia board covered with everyone’s titty pics.
Reltzik
That, or Sal has an inflatable chest.
I’m pretty sure Sal has an inflatable chest.
… at least, until her smoking manages to murder her lungs.
Opus the Poet
Until someone points out AG is many skin tones lighter than Sal. And no makeup rubs off of her in fights. And that Sal and AG have been seen fighting the same people together.