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    1. Look, just get the hands so sugared up that they’re vibrating in quantum superposition for every possible time, and then it will ALWAYS be right, kinda.

      THAT IS TOO HOW QUANTUM MECHANICS WORKS! (It’s known as a pure sugared state!)

      1. For Robin, that’s how Cadbury Creme Egg Mechanics works. Quantum superpositioning through sugar-rush overvibration!

    1. Still a passing grade! Ill take it.
      Honestly not enough people talk about how a C means you still know a significant amount of a subject. Like a 50 is an F. But like in anything else getting Halfway isn’t all that bad. A 5/10 ain’t all that bad depending on the topic. But like 70%? That’s a lot. Like if I had 70% odds to win a roulette I’d take the risk!

      1. Nobody gives a crap about your grades once you have actual work experience as references, so maybe people do know that to some extent. As the saying goes, C’s get degrees.

        1. Some people don’t even get C’s but still have the paper at the end of the day. Post covid, post Trump world has taught me surprisingly incompetent people are in high ranking positions. Get by however you can. Even have 70% of the qualifications is more than most. And sadly Robin is not the worst teacher we’ve seen. I still remember Ms. Thinks women can’t do math.

          1. Yeah you think it’s all an organized, sensible system, and then you get a job and you realize everyone’s making it up as they go along and the rules are mostly a joke. You go from “why is this so fucked up?!” to “how does this function as much as it does, why isn’t it MORE fucked up?!”

            (note: it is still quite fucked up overall, just less than the grinding components would make you think it is)

            1. I remember one of my friends explaining that there’s some rockets where the builders just sorta…Pounded the parts into place. Like you think it’s super secure, riveted thing where everything is in place but apparently (at least based on what my friend says) some of them are just kinda mashed and wedged together in the way you might wedge a car part into place and say “yeah, that ain’t goin anywhere”

              1. The Soviet Union, back in the day, might fabricate a nose cone for a rocket by pounding metal with sledgehammers until a nose cone shape was achieved.

              2. Hammering metal into shape is a legit metalworking technique. Several techniques in fact.

                Keep in mind that traditionally, rockets were not meant to be reused. So you want something that’s guaranteed to work, once.

        2. I thought so too, but when I enlisted in the army reserves, at the age of 35, I had to provide my university transcripts, which I thought was a little strange, I would have thought just providing my degree would be enough, but no. And to make things really strange, I had to submit a copy of my high school marks, which I thought was really stupid, as I had already provided proof that I had a university degree.

          1. They didn’t actually care what your transcripts said and your marks were; they wanted to know if you were an organised enough person to have kept them. This tells them what roles you’d be better suited to.

      2. 50 isn’t an F where I live. Granted, it’s the last point BEFORE failing and it’s not actually the number grade that matters, it’s how hard it is to get to that number grade, so it’s all kinda relative.

        Much like 1 to 10 scales and personal ranking in general I guess.

        1. For me, It is incredibly rare for me to personally rank anything a 10/10. That implies that it is perfect and literally nothing could be improved about it. I know that there’s people who rank 10/10 a little looser. It’s probably why I don’t actually leave many reviews. If you actually asked me how many things I think are 10/10 the list would be super short.

            1. Hm…
              I think FLCL is a 10/10. Probably helped because it’s so short. There’s not a lot of room to add anything and I think the brevity helps every single moment feel significant. The animation is phenominal, the characters are great, the voice acting in both Japanese and English manages to be equally fantastic (which is rare for an older anime.) It’s pretty phenominal.

              Also the manga “Shiori Experience” Fantastic art. Fantastic story. Great if you love music. Despite being just a visual medium you FEEL the music. The way they draw the songs being played you can absolutely feel what they’re playing. Probably my favorite manga of all time.

              Space Dandy is perfect. Even my least favorite episode of that show is perfect.

              And that’s it off the top of my head.

          1. Looks like you do it more often than I do. In my ratings, there can be only one 10/10. That is reserved for the best. If something turns out to be superior, then the previous 10 gets bumped down to 9.

        1. To be fair, unless you got a 10 chamber revolver I think the closest you could get is a 65% chance with a 4-2 ratio.

          But yeah, I wouldn’t play even it was 1-100 odds.

        1. I actually think that was true at my university too, but not through my grade school years and that’s what I remember better. I didn’t have Ds until college. (insert joke about growing boobs here)

          1. Place and time I grew up 70 was a C- and below was a D at best. Undergrad was kind of the same except there was usually a curve. Grad school, anything below a B- was failing.

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      WONDERFUL!!!!!
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      Thanks Yoto! I love it!!!

      Self-indulgent? Ha! Everyone is very much in character here!

      1. I find that hard to believe. This is a very chaste and pure fan work, with only the purest intentions of depicting a strong relationship between friends on a rewards program.

        1. Looking back on the rest of this thing, I think you may have subconsciously been inserting a lot of sexual content that I didn’t notice at first. Like, when Billie put Wally’s dong in her pie hole and started moving her head up and down, was that meant to look like a blowjob? Cuz reading back, it sure looks like one hell of a blowjob. There’s a few other things like that in there, but I never like to presume an artist’s intent.

          1. Dear Taffy, that was obviously a metaphor for the push and pull of their relationship. How sometimes Billie is a friendly to Walky and how sometimes she’s distant. And she fluctuates between the two wildly and rhythmically. I was really trying to be a bit subtle there, so it’s understandable it might look a bit suggestive to someone.

            1. Aaah, I see, I see. That makes perfect sense now, thank you! It’s always nice to get some insight into an author’s intents.

                1. It’s goin’. Dealin’ with some sort of sinus-murdering sickness that’s got me sore and dizzy, but it’ll pass.

                2. Sorry to hear that fam fam! ?

                  Hope you get well soon!

                  Be sure to get plenty of bed rest, take medicine (?), drink plenty of fluids, and if possible get some light exercise too!

      1. I’m glad you concur. Up until now we’ve only actually seen her with Ruth who can kinda…match her intensity. So I thought “oh, if she’s with someone like Walky she would absolutely have to take the reins.

        That’s like…70% of why I wanted to do this thing. Which, as I specified above, is quite a lot!

    2. I fuckin love the panel design in that last one. The sharp angles really sell the intensity of the moment.

      Also, I like Billie lying about her recent orgasm and telling Walky not to flatter himself. Pure gold.

      1. Not only does it look cool, those smooth transitions in position always feel really cool to pull off. These two are really goin’ at it.

    3. What does “self indulgent” even mean in the context of making smut? If you’re not drawing something that you personally find arousing, chances are most other people aren’t going to find it arousing either. Just keep chasing whatever feels good to you.
      Is that “story so far” link up to date? When I click it I only see up to the point where it was the last time I clicked it a few weeks ago. I’m not sure if you haven’t updated it or if it’s some kind of weird caching problem on my end.

      1. 😛 There are actually several parts in the comic that WEREN’T self indulgent due to the fact that my tastes are very specific. So if there’s parts of it you didn’t find hot, it might’ve been those. But if not, well, then I did a good job of lying 😀

  1. Now there’s a glimpse of the Robin we know and love. Here’s hoping it’s a sign of things to come.

    (not in a “DoA Robin bad” sense, but in a “I hope this version of her manages to become a batter person in the process of self-actualizing” sense.)

    1. With all the pastries she eats I’d argue Robin is already a batter person. Robin strikes me as a “lick the spoon” kinda gal.

  2. Robin, I think that one specific thing is a thing you don’t have to worry about.

    Becky, while Robin can give you valuable advice on many things, I’m not sure religious trauma is one of them.

  3. So doesn’t this confirm Dina’s guess that Becky considers them fucking a mistake?

    I hope Dina finds out, I don’t think it would make her happy.

      1. Turns out, God thinks she’s awesome and that her girlfriend is awesome and that the things she does with her girlfriend is awesome.

        Becky’s God is cool.

        1. Becky’s God wears cool sunglasses and drives a motorcycle and tosses her a beer, and she catches it perfectly and cracks it open and takes a big sip and her God’s like “Hey, slow it down, you’re gonna choke” and He does finger-guns and pops a wheelie and drives away.

          And then Becky remembers she doesn’t like beer and is also underage and drinking in public, so her God circles back around and snaps His holy fingers and it’s actually a Barq’s root beer now so everything’s cool again.

        1. Something’s amiss. A Ms. isn’t the same as a miss and a Mrs. is what a Ms. is when a Ms. gets a Ms. (or Mr.) Am I missing anything?

          1. So my understanding*:
            “Miss” is meant to imply unmarried when attached to surname.
            “Mrs.” implies married.
            “Ms.”, at least at the time it was popularized, was an ambiguous compromise between the two and more of a “My marital status is none of your business and should not affect how you address me.”

            * I grew up in Texas, and it would be well after I was twenty that I would learn that in other parts of the US “Miss” was an age-sensitive term of direct address. If “Miss Smith”, frex, is not common usage, or linguistic shift has made it so (which wouldn’t be surprising or unjustified), then I am easily wrong.

            1. Yeah, I thought “Miss” fell out of favor as a title for adults because it sounds diminutive, and “Ms.” (pronounced more like “mizz”) was one-size-fits-all.

            2. I was taught that if your birth surname was X, and your husband’s* surname was Y, it would be:

              Miss X (before marriage)
              Ms. X (before or after marriage) or Ms. Y (after marriage, if you wanted, but mostly never heard this)
              Mrs. Y (after marriage).

              In my experience (California) miss (younger) and ma’am (older) are the age-sensitive terms of direct address.

              *when I was taught about this, I didn’t know about the existence of same-sex relationships, and the school definitely wasn’t teaching us about their existence

      1. Imposter Syndrome is feeling like you’re not actually competent at a job you’re actually good at; I presume Reverse Imposter Syndrome is feeling competent at a job you’re supposed to not be good at.

      1. To be fair we don’t know if he was as bad as he was in the series before they got married or if he got radicalized later in life

        (Ignore this if Willis has word of goded answered this before)

          1. As a mere mortal, don’t go fucking Ghost Rider. Apart from the bones and fire being uncomfortable, just imagine that Penance Stare in the middle of sex.

            Unless that’s the part that really does it for you.

  4. Dina stood outside expecting Joyce to be the one having a religious breakdown by end of class is in for a sad surprise maybe

  5. Since Becky doesn’t believe in hell I’m guessing Becky’s issue is like when kids with decent parents have those who go ‘I love you but I’m disappointed with your decisions’.

    Problem is good parents would more say that if you say did something actually wrong like idk slept with your siblings/best friends partner or whatever not that you, an adult, had sex in general.

    1. (But seriously I sometimes read Reddit stories with horrid fascination: so many shitty siblings making a cheating story even worse).

        1. No specific stories: it just seems to be a repetitive thing on Reddit. Basically the affair partner your spouse went for is your sibling which really makes getting over being cheated on more difficult since your sibling betrayed you too. Bonus horror points: they get married and have kids!

          1. Jeesh. Maybe that works for some people, but I’d be in a living nightmare with no escape. I guess at that point, all you can do is move away and go no-contact on ’em.

            1. Or something similarly designed to downplay the severity of the situation.

              “My brother wants to move in with me but I said no.”
              “My brother asked me to be the godparent of his kids.”
              “My brother asked to borrow my car and I declined.”

        1. Some random white girl constantly saying she’s disappointed? Yeah, I could see that being somebody’s personal hell.

    2. I would presume Becky believes that she would wait until marriage because she wants to show her commitment.

      I.e. Becky believes in positive Christianity versus negative.

  6. Don’t worry Robin, I’m sure plenty of parents consider you awful and would love to drive you out with pitchforks.

  7. It’s sweet how Becky want to inform Robin about what happened and do that not with her usual enthusiasm but talking with her almost embarrassed, telling her about her fears too. Robin is really important for her♡.

  8. Is Becky saying this is in the room right in front of Joyce?

    Also why would anyone on Earth 1) follow Robin’s advice or 2) tell her such an intimate detail?? Becky has first-hand experience on what a colossal piece of shit Robin can be, so it just seems bizarre to even approach her.

    1. I think it’s while the class is leaving so the average amount of background noise would likely cover their conversation.

      And I think Becky is looking for some sort of affirmation from Robin, since it looks like she feels Robin had a hand in pushing her towards “sinning”. And it’s obvious she is still wrestling with how serious the “sinning” was.

  9. Robin’s definitely not the worst teacher, since she is actually teaching students some stuff about politics. Just not what they’d normally learn from a political science class, probably.

    1. Robin was a Republican senator, so I have to assume she is Officially Christian. Whether she actually believes in anything is another question; frankly I sometimes doubt if she even really believes in other people, never mind mysterious sky spirits.

      1. This brings back a fond memory of a Hungarian Conservative Euro Parliament member caught butt naked escaping a gay orgy.

      2. Mary said she was Catholic, though I think you’re right that we haven’t seen anything to indicate she really practices.

      3. Are you sure Robin was a senator? I feel certain that I remember her describing her district, and senators have states rather than districts.

  10. The “I had sex with my partner before marriage…is that seriously going to send me to hell?” to “why would God be mad about this? Is God irrational? Is God a jerk?” to agnostic pipeline. I’ve been there

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