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Dinobot

Posted on June 27, 2018 by David M Willis

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Tags: danny, dinobot, ethan, transformers

Discussion (176) - “Dinobot”

  1. Ana Chronistic

    06/27/2018, 12:01 am
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    one of my better investments was getting Transmetal 2 Megatron and half-forgetting it MIB in my room at my parents’ house where

    it was guaranteed to be safe effectively forever and finally deciding I needed to stop hoarding so much STUFF (which Mom does

    anyway so they don’t need MY help) and putting it on eBay for 600% profit

    which is to say I feel like I took Ethan’s allowance at some point

    1. Shiro

      06/27/2018, 12:05 am
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      I collected vintage MLPs for a hot minute. A lot of them aren’t worth much, but there’s a few that I should probably price check sometime.

      1. Regalli

        06/27/2018, 12:13 am
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        How vintage? Because if you have a G1 Mimic in good condition then yeah, price check now. (With Hasbro doing the anniversary reissues I’d guess demand would drop a bit if/when they get to her.)

        1. Shiro

          06/27/2018, 12:19 am

          Nah, I never found her for a decent price. Tbh at this point I don’t even remember what I’ve got, except that I took a special shine to the cookery ponies and have at least two of each of them

        2. Ana Chronistic

          06/27/2018, 10:47 am

          I managed to get the only one I cared about (Firefly) for like $10 with shipping, so idk

          I had others but no idea which they were, since back then they were all pretty interchangeable, just pick which colours you liked best

      2. LeslieBean4Shizzle

        06/28/2018, 12:28 am
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        I’ve been collecting vintage MLP since the mid 80s.
        I currently have around 300 G1s, in good or better condition.
        I was very anal as a child, and still have all their accessories as well.
        They’re worth enough that I have collector’s insurance on them.
        I assume my children will sell them after I die, because there’s no way in fuck I’m going to.
        **puts on hipster glasses**
        I was an obsessive MLP fan before it was cool.

  2. Ana Chronistic

    06/27/2018, 12:02 am
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    what

    frickin word wrap

    1. Sporky

      06/27/2018, 12:03 am
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      It’s just free verse poetry

      1. Yumi

        06/27/2018, 12:03 am
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        Thief

    2. Yumi

      06/27/2018, 12:03 am
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      Just pretend it’s a poem.

    3. Roborat

      06/27/2018, 3:32 pm
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      I thought you were trying some new wave poetry thing. Or you were trying to channel William Shatner.

  3. kay

    06/27/2018, 12:02 am
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    The transformer that never changed.

  4. King Daniel

    06/27/2018, 12:03 am
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    Isn’t it the reverse? The dinobot keeps getting older but Ethan stays the same? šŸ˜›

    1. Tacos

      06/27/2018, 12:10 am
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      So, what, a Transformers version of Dorian Gray?

      1. MasakiSayz

        06/27/2018, 12:29 am
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        Except that he’s always looking at it instead of never?

        1. Tacos

          06/27/2018, 12:50 am

          If Dinobot suddenly becomes his Masterpiece version the next time we see it then yes.

    2. 3oranges

      06/27/2018, 1:01 am
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      The dinosaur stays the same age, just like the Coelophysis from The Picture of Norian Gray.
      Man, I hope someone else is dorky enough to appreciate this joke.

      1. UniqueSnowflake2

        06/27/2018, 2:55 pm
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        I don’t get the joke, but I would have if it had been “Saurian Gray”.

    3. C.

      06/27/2018, 3:20 am
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      Well, he gets old very slowly.

  5. Shiro

    06/27/2018, 12:04 am
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    Me when anyone whatsoever lets me start talking about dice

    1. Regalli

      06/27/2018, 12:10 am
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      Oooh, what kind of dice? (We have so many d20s at home. And probably well over 200 d6es and that’s a conservative estimate.)

      1. Shiro

        06/27/2018, 12:13 am
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        Anything polyhedral šŸ˜€ My collection is becoming a bit ridiculous, honestly, I’ve got my dice blog linked in my username

        1. Regalli

          06/27/2018, 12:21 am

          … I kind of need those ace pride dice and I don’t even play tabletop games like ever, thank you for introducing me to this Kickstarter. (Also all the dice are beautiful. Which is how we all end up with so, so many, isn’t it.)

        2. Yumi

          06/27/2018, 12:24 am

          I need all the Pride dice. I have no use for them. I just need them.

        3. Shiro

          06/27/2018, 12:27 am

          Saaaaaame, I’m getting one of each

        4. Regalli

          06/27/2018, 12:32 am

          It’s called Dungeons and Dragons because eventually you get enough dice to make a good hoard.

        5. Deanatay

          06/27/2018, 9:01 am

          I’m fairly convinced that if your dice collection becomes large enough, you become an honorary dragon.

          I know at least one person who qualifies.

        6. Roborat

          06/27/2018, 3:35 pm

          And there is always some special dice to be used for particularly important dice rolls.

        7. Shiro

          06/27/2018, 12:26 am

          No prob! šŸ˜€ I’m so excited for that kickstarter, it’s such a great theme

        8. Inahc

          06/27/2018, 12:47 am

          what kickstarter? (I don’t play d&d, I’m not ace, and I still find myself drawn to this idea…)

        9. Shiro

          06/27/2018, 12:52 am

          There’s more than just ace! A bunch of the more popular pride flags are being dice-ified šŸ˜€

        10. StClair

          06/27/2018, 2:10 am

          Dice collecting is how many of us satisfy the dragon’s need.
          (the shinies… must have all the shinies…)

        11. Abel Undercity

          06/27/2018, 5:08 am

          (Opens the blog, squeals with utter delight in a manner most unbecoming of a man my age)

        12. Sunny

          06/27/2018, 7:16 am

          I think it’s really cool how you can just look at a picture of a die and tell who made it and what it’s called.

    2. desolation0

      06/27/2018, 12:33 am
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      Pair of questions for a dice expert. Do dice sets ever come with a chip in the same design for coin flip moments? Are coins just two sided dice or to qualify does an object need to be a fully symmetrical polyhedron of some sort?

      1. Shiro

        06/27/2018, 12:39 am
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        Oooh, nice one! It’s never been a standard thing but lately a few kickstarters have included a d2 as a stretch goal; two of them have taken the form of coins, but the Polyhero wizard themed set made it spellbook-shaped. I think either one works fine as long as the two sides are the same probability; after all, d10s aren’t regular polygons either, and they count

      2. Opus the Poet

        06/27/2018, 2:26 pm
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        D2 are rare but do exist, I have seen one or two in the wild. Usually people use a d4 odds or evens if they don’t have a coin to flip.

    3. Pablo360

      06/27/2018, 8:30 am
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      I’ve always wanted a 24-sided die, maybe a deltoidal hexahedron or one of the 24-sided Catalan icositetrahedra.

      1. Batman

        06/27/2018, 10:58 am
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        I have a D7 and a D5. A D2 seems boring.

        1. Reltzik

          06/27/2018, 8:40 pm

          You might make a business of buying boring D2s, sprucing them up, and selling them at a profit. The best thing to do with a D2 is to flip it.

        2. Inahc

          06/27/2018, 9:22 pm

          lol šŸ™‚ I read your comment to my husband, and mentioned it would probably spawn an entire thread of dice puns. his response: “well, that’s how they roll!”

      2. Opus the Poet

        06/27/2018, 2:29 pm
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        Readers of Faans know to avoid touching the 23 sider. For the rest of you that’s an archive dive well worth the time.

  6. Stephen Bierce

    06/27/2018, 12:04 am
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    *plays The Fats Boys’ version of “Sex Machine” on the hacked Muzak*

  7. Kyrik Michalowski

    06/27/2018, 12:05 am
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    Apparently Ethan uses that action figure to attract guys he’s interested in, like an anglerfish and a lure. Very clever Ethan, I need you to teach me your ways.

  8. Passchendaele

    06/27/2018, 12:05 am
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    let the dork wars begin

    1. Reltzik

      06/27/2018, 12:25 am
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      Ethan will take Danny to his dorm to binge Beast Wars and it will end with the composing filks on Danny’s ukulele.

      …..

      ….. There are no victors in dork wars, only survivors.

      1. Passchendaele

        06/27/2018, 12:32 am
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        and the loser will have a cloud of dork shame over their head for the rest of their life, which is only slightly worse than the winner being around non-dorks

        man dork war is hell

        1. Reltzik

          06/27/2018, 12:49 am

          Nothing except a dork war lost can be half so pathetic as a dork war won.

        2. Reltzik

          06/27/2018, 12:50 am

          …. aw crap we’re having a dork war about dork wars aren’t we?

        3. Passchendaele

          06/27/2018, 1:13 pm

          … look over there!

          *jumps out window*

        4. Reltzik

          06/27/2018, 8:36 pm

          …. well, I didn’t mean to stumble into a dork war about dork wars, but at least I won.

    2. Needfuldoer

      06/27/2018, 2:01 am
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      Dorks. Dorks never change.

      The collectible trading card game dorks gathered mile high stacks of spells and warriors. The video game dorks built an empire from their lust for cartridges and discs. The tabletop dorks shaped tin and cardboard into vast, imaginary empires.

      But dorks. Dorks never change.

      1. StClair

        06/27/2018, 2:11 am
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        (and Fallout, of course, started as a GURPS tie-in.)

      2. Passchendaele

        06/27/2018, 1:13 pm
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        dorks are the same everywhere. ;-;

  9. Regalli

    06/27/2018, 12:05 am
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    Dinobot will never leave you.

    Because he can’t move not because of any caring about you or anything. Just to make that clear.

    1. Lilyliv

      06/27/2018, 12:07 am
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      I-it’s not like he likes you or anything! Baka…

      1. Regalli

        06/27/2018, 12:27 am
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        Dinobot loves only honor, Shakespeare, and melancholy brooding.

        (Tsunderenobot would be hilarious, though.)

        1. timemonkey

          06/27/2018, 12:42 am

          Tsunderenobot pretty much sums up his relationship with both Optimus and Rattrap.

  10. Lilyliv

    06/27/2018, 12:06 am
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    It feels like forever since these two talked last (in our time, not comic time ofc). I missed them~

  11. Bathymetheus

    06/27/2018, 12:06 am
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    I’m unclear on Ethan’s justification for the use of the word “delusions”.

    1. cbwroses

      06/27/2018, 12:09 am
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      I’m not sure, but I think he’s saying that geekiness isn’t able to be separated into degrees of coolness via interest, in this case ukulele vs dinobot.

    2. Yumi

      06/27/2018, 12:11 am
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      He’s saying that Danny’s brand of geek is not actually marginalized, but Danny imagines it is.

      1. Emily

        06/27/2018, 3:43 am
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        No brand of geek is marginalized though. Nobody outside of high school has time to give a damn about your nerd hobbies one way or the other unless they share them.

        1. thejeff

          06/27/2018, 7:21 am

          Still, given that they’re only a couple months out of high school, it’s not surprising some of the attitude carries over.

          And while the attitude towards nerd hobbies has certainly changed, it’s not because of lack of time, it’s because a lot of them have gone mainstream. If it was “nobody has time to give a damn”, it would always have been true, but it wasn’t that long ago – certainly when I was in my twenties, that most of the nerd hobbies were looked down on as kid stuff at best.

    3. Bathymetheus

      06/27/2018, 12:48 am
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      Thank you both. I was thinking that Joe marginalizes Danny – at least re the ukelele – and that Joe is pretty much the definition of mainstream. Now trying to respect women, of course, which puts him ahead of the ruling U.S. party, which I reluctantly acknowledge must by considered mainstream (except trump lost the poular vote . . . It’s all so messed up).

    4. Agemegos

      06/27/2018, 4:42 am
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      Ethan is saying that Danny thinks that the way he is treated for being a geek counts as being marginalised, whereas in fact nothing much happens to Danny compared with the way that he, Ethan, is treated for being gay.

      1. Yumi

        06/27/2018, 6:32 am
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        I don’t think it has anything to do with Ethan being gay.

        1. Regalli

          06/27/2018, 8:06 am

          Yeah, no, especially since Danny’s bi and Ethan knows it. Comes with its own shitty challenges, which maybe Ethan doesn’t know about yet but then he’d probably put Danny on the same ā€˜tier’. (There is the religious axis to take into consideration as well, but see previous: No one wins the Marginalization Olympics.)

    5. ESM

      06/27/2018, 11:01 am
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      I think Ethan is saying that liking transformers is more dorky and has more of a stigma than playing the ukelele (which is somewhat questionable in a world with like 8 transformers movies) and isn’t using it in a social justice sense. Toy collecting is still slightly below gunpla and Warhammer on the nerd hobby coolness scale, I think.

      1. Oz

        06/27/2018, 6:44 pm
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        This is a world imagined by Willis, though.

        I bet it has twice as much transformers movies.

  12. cbwroses

    06/27/2018, 12:06 am
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    Dinobot is much cooler than a ukulele.
    Unless you’re Steven Universe playing the ukulele.
    Then it’s questionable.

    1. Inahc

      06/27/2018, 12:11 am
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      speaking of which: new episodes july 2nd! omg!! šŸ™‚

      1. cbwroses

        06/27/2018, 12:13 am
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        So soon? Yes!

        1. Greylurker

          06/27/2018, 1:01 am

          In similar news; we are getting Star Trek (cartoon version) vs. Transformers comic soon, so all kinds of good geek stuff to look forward too

      2. King Daniel

        06/27/2018, 12:15 am
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        I’ll be traveling that day…well, at least I’ll have something to look forward to. šŸ™‚

      3. timemonkey

        06/27/2018, 12:41 am
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        I’m so mad, I saw a promo thinking it’d only be more vague hints as to what was coming but no, it spoiled some serious shit.

        1. JessWitt

          06/27/2018, 12:52 am

          Never trust the video promos. Wiki or google for those future airdates.

        2. cbwroses

          06/27/2018, 12:57 am

          I pretty much stopped watching commercials altogether when it comes to movies and tv.
          They spoil too much.

        3. Bathymetheus

          06/27/2018, 1:41 am

          Commercials are mental pollution!

        4. Elisto

          06/27/2018, 8:16 am

          Yeah, Cartoon Network actually issued an apology for the spoilers.

  13. BBCC

    06/27/2018, 12:07 am
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    It’s cute Ethan thinks fandom geekery isn’t mainstream geekery.

    1. Regalli

      06/27/2018, 12:25 am
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      I feel like the more toy collector-y types (at least the more dedicated like Ethan is anyway) do have more judgment aimed at them than other focuses do, but it’s still not nearly what it used to be.

    2. timemonkey

      06/27/2018, 12:40 am
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      Considering he’s geeking out over a show that is possibly older than he is, he’s not quite mainstream.

      1. BBCC

        06/27/2018, 12:42 am
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        Transformers are pretty mainstream these days, even if the show he’s talking about is older.

        1. timemonkey

          06/27/2018, 12:45 am

          The movie versions are, the franchise in general? Debatable.

        2. BBCC

          06/27/2018, 1:02 am

          Most people know about Transformers, even if they’re not into it. Besides, the movies are part of the franchise.

        3. timemonkey

          06/27/2018, 8:11 am

          Agree to disagree?

        4. BBCC

          06/27/2018, 5:53 pm

          Yeah, that’s fine.

    3. Reltzik

      06/27/2018, 12:46 am
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      “Transformers isn’t niche anymore.“

  14. Schpoonman

    06/27/2018, 12:08 am
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    Oh, I swear to god if Mike shows up…

    (I can’t actually do anything, but by Jove I will be unhappy)

    1. cbwroses

      06/27/2018, 12:11 am
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      I’m pretty sure Mike is using gps specifically so he can arrive the next time these two meet face to face.

      1. McBogue

        06/27/2018, 12:23 am
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        Oh, crap. This is the perfect set-up: Ethan and Danny are engaged in a little geekboy flirting, then Mike steps in and says “Hey Ethan, you up for another make out session?”

        DYW.

        1. timemonkey

          06/27/2018, 12:37 am

          Danny would probably be happy at first. Only later would he realise he was jealous and it was really bothering him.

    2. JessWitt

      06/27/2018, 12:50 am
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      Appropriate avatar. But darn am I dreading Mike.

  15. Teddae

    06/27/2018, 12:10 am
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    This doa strip made me smile like a dork. It’s a pretty relieving strip compared to the past few days.

  16. Keulen

    06/27/2018, 12:10 am
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    Isn’t geekery the opposite of mainstream?

    1. Inahc

      06/27/2018, 12:14 am
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      not any more. (there was a bit of a side-rant in the Captain Awkward comments about this recently. there’s a lot of geeky stuff that’s now mainstream and lots of geeks with a fair bit of power)

      1. Clif

        06/27/2018, 12:31 am
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        Yeah, to a great extent the geekry ghetto has conquered the world. Unfortunately human nature is still pretty much the same.

    2. Shiro

      06/27/2018, 12:17 am
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      Check the box office lately? A form of geekery, at least, is very mainstream these days.

    3. JessWitt

      06/27/2018, 12:50 am
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      Nah, geekery spans the popularity spectrum.

    4. Needfuldoer

      06/27/2018, 2:07 am
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      Not comic book and video game geekery.

      Whether toy geekery is mainstream or not depends on how you classify those big-headed, beady-eyed vinyl figurines.

      1. thejeff

        06/27/2018, 7:30 am
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        But toy geekery about characters tied to blockbuster movie franchises?

  17. ShinyNeen

    06/27/2018, 12:19 am
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    Ahh, geeks debating their respective geek cred. But… in reverse? I think? Is it good or bad to be a geek these days? Who is winning and who is losing? Do they fight over pride or shame?

    Culture is weird.

    1. Nobody

      06/27/2018, 1:20 am
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      It’s good to be a geek but if you’re trying to be a geek it isn’t cool and if you’re a generic geek like a video game or movie geek that’s not cool anymore unless you’re into the obscure elements of that geekdom but if you’re too condescending about your geek expertise it’s not cool or if another geek shows you up then you need to find a new sub genre of geekiness

  18. Regalli

    06/27/2018, 12:30 am
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    Just gotta say, that last line is hilarious to me when you remember it’s a gay Jewish guy saying that to a bisexual guy. (Don’t play the Marginalization Olympics. There are no winners there.)

  19. EvilMidnightLurker

    06/27/2018, 12:31 am
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    Due entirely to the Shortpacked reviews triggering a wave of nostalgia and happening upon the toy shelf at Walmart, I now have four out of five PotP Dinobots. The missing one is Sludge, who was the only one I owned back in the 80s.

    They’re awesome except for Swoop, whose legs do not want to stick together in Volcanicus limb modes.

    1. EvilMidnightLurker

      06/27/2018, 12:32 am
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      Darn it, four out of six. Sorry Slash.

  20. Lingo

    06/27/2018, 12:39 am
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    Um, Ethan? Transformers have had, like, 5 or 6 movies now. How many movies have ukeleles had? How many TV shows? How many comic books? Hmmmmmmmmm?

    1. Bagge

      06/27/2018, 12:41 am
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      Ooooh, burn!

    2. BenRG

      06/27/2018, 2:45 am
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      I don’t know; ukuleles are such a huge musical thing on the margins that I think that you can argue that they are mainstream just by their fan-base!

    3. Lingo

      06/28/2018, 1:25 am
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      Call me back when “Ukelele: The Movie, Part 10” hits theatres.

  21. Dana

    06/27/2018, 12:40 am
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    /me pouts in the corner until we see Billie catch up with Walky.

    1. thejeff

      06/27/2018, 7:33 am
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      /me pouts in the corner until we see what happens with Amber and Sal.

      /me pouts in the corner until we see more Jacob/Joyce flirtery.

    2. JBento

      06/27/2018, 9:51 am
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      @both of you:

      /me burns all the corners until I’m appeased by more Dina

      1. thejeff

        06/28/2018, 6:38 am
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        Impressive. You seem to have summoned her.
        Use this power for good.

  22. Bagge

    06/27/2018, 12:42 am
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    Those two dorks

  23. JessWitt

    06/27/2018, 12:48 am
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    That last line’s a good title.

    Also yay, Ethan and Danny together again. May Cupid’s arrow hit its mark.

  24. DailyBrad

    06/27/2018, 12:52 am
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    I missed Danny, nice to see him again.

  25. TheKelliestKelly

    06/27/2018, 12:56 am
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    Technically, Ethan keeps getting younger. Well, dumbiverse Ethan keeps getting younger

  26. Vukodlak

    06/27/2018, 1:18 am
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    Tell his tale, Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good, and let him be judged accordingly. The rest… is silence

  27. Chaucer59

    06/27/2018, 1:22 am
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    Of course, all Danny really heard was Ethan calling him ā€œadorable.ā€

  28. BBCC

    06/27/2018, 1:27 am
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    So, on good news front – I told my mom last night I was questioning whether or not I was ace and she took it pretty well. Asked a few questions about my history and my boyfriend and then just told me she just wanted me to be happy and have love in my life (not necessarily romantic love – she’s said before she doesn’t care what kind).

    1. Kim

      06/27/2018, 1:30 am
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      Yaaay! šŸ™‚

    2. Bagge

      06/27/2018, 2:05 am
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      High five!

    3. Felgraf

      06/27/2018, 2:21 am
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      *Kermit muppet flail*
      Yaaaaaaaaaayyyyy!

    4. JBento

      06/27/2018, 7:43 am
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      I’m hearing about good parenting in the DoA webpage? Have we reached the Upside-Down, then?

      In case it wasn’t clear, yaaaaaaay you

    5. Regalli

      06/27/2018, 7:59 am
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      *Happy flail*

  29. polidread

    06/27/2018, 1:48 am
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    is this the MP-41 Dinobot or the deluxe from the 1990s?

    1. David M Willis

      06/27/2018, 1:53 am
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      he says 2009

      1. Ryek Hvek

        06/27/2018, 12:13 pm
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        That makes him Dinob-aught.

      2. polidread

        06/28/2018, 10:52 am
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        thanks, was just making sure if it were the same old toy or if he updated his Dinobot with the MP41

  30. BenRG

    06/27/2018, 2:03 am
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    Okay, so there is a competition on to see who can be the most overtly non-normative in terms of social behaviour? Or, rather, is it just something going on between Ethan and Danny? Either way, I must say that I am most concerned that such a thing is happening!

  31. Varangian

    06/27/2018, 2:56 am
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    Wow, I can’t believe how quickly Danny became a total trash dude

    1. DinaWho

      06/27/2018, 2:24 pm
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      ?

      1. Varangian

        06/28/2018, 3:24 am
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        (It is a joke, about how Danny does not know Dinobot.)

  32. Ainara

    06/27/2018, 3:02 am
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    Will NOBODY think about the college ukelele players???? šŸ™

  33. Classic Appa

    06/27/2018, 3:40 am
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    Actually, given the way time works in this comic Dinobot does get older and it’s Ethan who stays about the same age.

    1. Classic Appa

      06/27/2018, 3:40 am
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      Hmm, messed up the italics a bit.

    2. Eldritch Gentleman

      06/27/2018, 10:49 am
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      A year here, a year there, what’s that to a millions of years old robot?

  34. Dracke

    06/27/2018, 4:02 am
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    Dinobot the transformer that died twice, and had one of the worst second lives anyone could get, slave to the bot he hated and brainwashed to hunt his friends

  35. Aeron

    06/27/2018, 4:03 am
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    Dinobot will always be a Maximal to me, ALWAYS!

    1. BenRG

      06/27/2018, 4:15 am
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      I’m a child of G1. To me, Dinobot will always mean Grimlock and his crew.

  36. Just a Ian

    06/27/2018, 4:55 am
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    *ships Ethan & Danny*…

  37. Nenja

    06/27/2018, 6:11 am
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    awww, such cute dorks.

  38. Eldritch Gentleman

    06/27/2018, 6:59 am
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    To paraphrase Gordon Ramsey
    Ah finally some sweet, non-problematic ship.

    1. Ainara

      06/27/2018, 7:19 am
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      Ignoring Danny’s tax evasion I see.

      1. Eldritch Gentleman

        06/27/2018, 7:25 am
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        The only evading he is involved in is evading his acknowledgement of his attraction to Ethan!

        1. Ainara

          06/27/2018, 7:49 am

          He acknowledged it! In a very awkward way, as befits him :p They just decided to leave it at friendship

        2. timemonkey

          06/27/2018, 8:08 am

          For now at least.

  39. Deanatay

    06/27/2018, 9:12 am
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    You think THAT’S bad, Danny, imagine being called a geek by someone who still plays with Dinobots.

  40. MediaDuke

    06/27/2018, 9:24 am
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    It…it just hit me how young these kids must be. No Beast Wars on Fox Kids after school for them.

    I need to lie down for a bit. And watch poorly animated CG cartoons.

    1. Eldritch Gentleman

      06/27/2018, 9:49 am
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      The True Tragedy is kids not being able to watch Batman The Animated Series and Batman Beyond!

      1. Ryek Hvek

        06/27/2018, 11:57 am
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        Old Fuds everywhere shed tears for the youth of today, deprived as they are from lack of classic cartoon shows. #FreeCrusaderRabbit

        1. Daibhid C

          06/27/2018, 2:55 pm

          The Kids: “We can watch those shows whenever we feel like it. We even like some of them!”
          People my age: “But … but they’re not on TV any more! What sorcery is this?“

    2. Ryek Hvek

      06/27/2018, 10:43 am
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      Beast Wars was the schnizz. “Now where was I? Ahh yes, mindless destruction.”

      1. MediaDuke

        06/29/2018, 9:44 am
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        My favorite Megatron. YESSSSSSSSS

    3. cbwroses

      06/27/2018, 12:53 pm
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      I feel bad for young kids because American cartoons haven’t had consistently cool theme songs in decades.

      1. MediaDuke

        06/29/2018, 9:43 am
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        I was just talking about this the other day!!!

  41. Schol-R-LEA

    06/27/2018, 10:04 am
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    At least neither of them are the Goddamn Amazi-Girl.

  42. Schol-R-LEA

    06/27/2018, 10:05 am
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    (Though cross-dressing would have made a pretty effective secret identity gag.)

    1. Schol-R-LEA

      06/27/2018, 10:08 am
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      Though if were due to the Amazi-Girl personality being transgender, that would be awkward (I have known at least one person with Dissociative Identity Disorder whose primary identity was FTM, but some of his other identities were female. It got messy.)

      1. Schol-R-LEA

        06/27/2018, 10:13 am
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        I worded this badly, but it is hard to express it, especially since I didn’t know him very well. He was transitioning to a male legal identity, as the majority of his personalities were masculine, but at least one personality was feminine and resisting transition. Since he was already on T when I met him, and was scheduled for a mastectomy, this was not a harmonious thing.

        1. Bathymetheus

          06/28/2018, 12:04 am

          Surely it would be unethical to perform non-reversible surgery in the case of a conflicted patient?

  43. kingleon

    06/27/2018, 11:09 am
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    I wish the Beast Wars toys never went out of production – I’d like to have my old Dinobot and Manterror back, without having to pay for what is now a collectors item.

    1. timemonkey

      06/27/2018, 2:14 pm
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      Yeah, it’d be nice to buy some now that I actually have money. Back when it was on I could only buy the cheap ones and not the ones I actually liked.

    2. Roborat

      06/27/2018, 3:47 pm
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      Maybe a good excuse to take up garage sales hunting?

  44. abysswatcher1993

    06/27/2018, 12:27 pm
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    Beast Wars was awesome, but the producers decided to make the canonically contradictory Beast Machines, which looked awful with their biomechanical components and no real transformations. May Dinobot’s soul rest in peace. Yes, they have souls. I don’t know how that works.

    1. timemonkey

      06/27/2018, 2:12 pm
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      Beast Machines would have been better if they’d been allowed to actually be aproper sequel or just been it’s own thing. Doing what they did, trying to make it a sequel while disregarding past continuity, just made things a mess.

  45. Hydrargentium

    06/27/2018, 1:32 pm
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    Oh, oh, oh… that was the possibly the best tooltip after-joke I’ve ever read.

    So awesome, Mr. Willis.

    Hg

  46. JBento

    06/27/2018, 4:03 pm
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    Welp, Kennedy is retiring from SCOTUS in July 31st. Hope you USAmericans enjoyed your civil rights while you had them. If not, better cram that enjoyment in in this last month.

    1. CJ

      06/27/2018, 5:34 pm
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      As if their current decisions weren’t bad enough already.

    2. thejeff

      06/27/2018, 9:15 pm
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      Yeah, it’s gonna get ugly. Uglier.

      This one hurt. I’d thought that despite being basically a conservative, Kennedy might not be willing to hand it over to Trump to appoint his successor. No such luck. Even the timing looks political – like he wants to make sure it’s confirmed before there’s even a chance of Democrats taking the Senate.

  47. Derek

    06/27/2018, 4:58 pm
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    I think he’s saying “adorable” in that condescending manner Southern people say “bless your heart” with. Only not so strongly as I think context makes it obvious he’s just teasing.

    I also think Mike likes Ethan, and has for a long time; and we’re going to find out that Ethan going out with Amber even though he was obviously(to Mike, that is) gay played some part in Mike choosing to go full douche with most people.

    Even if I’m wrong, I expect things to get messy.

  48. Speedball

    06/27/2018, 5:41 pm
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    And Ethan was so worried about being “the gay guy” instead of “the transformers guy”

  49. Reltzik

    06/27/2018, 6:27 pm
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    *eyes current poll results*

    Joyce? Are you aware that the hunky Christian guy you’re dating bears the number of the beast?

    (watch this comment get obsolete very quickly)

    1. Reltzik

      06/27/2018, 6:28 pm
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      *thinking of dating

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