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Availability

Posted on January 7, 2013 by David M Willis

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Tags: jason, penny, sal

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  1. blackaeon

    01/07/2013, 12:03 am
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    WITH TATTOOS!

    1. Aizat

      01/07/2013, 1:00 am
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      WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        01/07/2013, 1:05 am
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        FOR SCIENCE!

        1. Aizat

          01/07/2013, 1:44 am

          FOR FREEDOM!

        2. Plasma Mongoose

          01/07/2013, 1:47 am

          EXCELSIOR!

        3. DaJoshMaster

          01/07/2013, 2:03 am

          FOR PONY!

        4. Plasma Mongoose

          01/07/2013, 3:30 am

          TO INFINITY AND BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE!

        5. Fred

          01/07/2013, 7:57 am

          FOR A NICKEL!

        6. N0083rP00F

          01/07/2013, 3:39 pm

          At The Speed of LINT!

        7. JA

          01/07/2013, 6:59 pm

          FAAAAAAAACCCEEE

        8. petsinwinter

          01/08/2013, 9:50 pm

          SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

        9. NightmareWarden

          07/04/2013, 8:51 pm

          SPOOOOOOON!

        10. fatemaster1

          06/22/2014, 11:32 pm

          For no reason!

        11. Aisling

          06/06/2015, 1:54 pm

          SPOOOOOOOOOON!!!

        12. The Other Mike

          01/30/2015, 5:54 am

          DaJoshMaster, your comment is much more amusing when read in Penny’s voice. (The Penny in your avatar, that is, not the one in the strip.)

      2. Icalasari

        01/07/2013, 2:34 am
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        In the faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace?

        1. Portmaneau

          01/07/2013, 1:31 pm

          with a %$^* in the box

      3. Volkai

        01/08/2013, 1:56 pm
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        Jason is now A BOX OF SCRAPS!

  2. David Herbert

    01/07/2013, 12:03 am
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    Her tattoos give her super strength.

    1. NCP19

      01/07/2013, 12:06 am
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      I’m glad someone said it. Also her voice probably doesn’t hurt either.

    2. Zeptometer

      01/07/2013, 12:13 am
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      Her voice gives her super strength.

      (Anyone?)

      1. Sir Robin

        01/07/2013, 12:15 am
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        Sal sounds like Applejack

        1. Doctor_Who

          01/07/2013, 12:28 am

          Yes. I cannot hear any voice when she speaks except for Ashleigh Ball.

        2. Jackson

          01/07/2013, 12:53 am

          FRIENDSHIIIIP is magic

        3. Aizat

          01/07/2013, 1:34 am

          Don’t you mean DRAGGING is magic?

        4. DaJoshMaster

          01/07/2013, 2:12 am

          Your Mum’s magic… for a nickel!

        5. Aizat

          01/07/2013, 2:17 am

          You know who else like magic?

        6. DaJoshMaster

          01/07/2013, 2:24 am

          Hitler.

        7. Plasma Mongoose

          01/07/2013, 3:32 am

          Hitler, Adolf Hitler…

        8. DudeMyDadOwnsADealership

          01/07/2013, 1:48 pm

          Applejack has a much bigger vocabulary and, I think, speaks at a faster rate. I think Rogue from X-men Evolution is closer.

      2. Plasma Mongoose

        01/07/2013, 12:24 am
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        If Sal sounds anything like YGO Abridged’s Tristan, she might end up staying a virgin for a very long time.

      3. fatemaster1

        06/22/2014, 11:40 pm
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        She’s a ninja, it’s part of the training that we get super strength without having bulging muscles, essentially just denser muscles so we can still keep up our speed.

    3. Bill M.

      01/07/2013, 2:47 pm
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      So… she’s a runelord?

      1. KaelemGaen

        04/08/2013, 10:00 am
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        Just had to comment on this just to say +1 Good Sir.

    4. sidhe3141

      03/07/2013, 4:58 am
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      Bellflower Tattoo. I didn’t think she was Lawful enough to qualify for that prestige class, though.

  3. DaJoshMaster

    01/07/2013, 12:03 am
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    Okay Jason, I’m jelly.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      01/07/2013, 12:06 am
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      What flavour? 😀

      1. Yotomoe

        01/07/2013, 12:16 am
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        Plasma, the quickest draw on the gravitars.

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          01/07/2013, 12:20 am

          I’m slowly getting the hang of the Corel PHOTO-PAINT X5.

      2. Dibullba

        01/08/2013, 3:09 am
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        Pie Flavor!!!

        1. fatemaster1

          06/22/2014, 11:41 pm

          Cherry Pie Flavor!

  4. Doctor_Who

    01/07/2013, 12:04 am
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    Sal’s power comes from tattoos? She must be one of the Rakyat from Far Cry 3!

    …Ma, those pirates wouldn’t stand a chance against a pissed off Sal.

    1. Kernanator

      01/07/2013, 12:32 am
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      Or the Nameless One.

      1. Aizat

        01/07/2013, 12:53 am
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        Or a ghost.

    2. AckAckAck

      01/07/2013, 3:59 pm
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      Uh…. actually Rakyat means Civilians.

      Those people who made FC3 love to throw ambiguous foreign words to make it sounds cooler.

  5. Wonder Wig

    01/07/2013, 12:04 am
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    Tattoos are like equip magic cards. They boost the targets original power.

    1. DaJoshMaster

      01/07/2013, 1:13 am
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      You can channel some mana to move them onto other creatures?
      They die to artifact removal?

      Tattos just got so much cooler.

    2. AckAckAck

      01/07/2013, 4:00 pm
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      So what’s the tramp stamp tattoos power?

  6. Plasma Mongoose

    01/07/2013, 12:04 am
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    Tattoos which magically give you a +6 bonus to your STR stat.

    1. Aizat

      01/07/2013, 1:08 am
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      That would be the Fighter’s Tattoo.

      1. GrrArg42

        01/07/2013, 1:23 am
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        I know I shouldn’t have gotten this Banjo tattoo.

        … wait what am I saying? Of course I should. I’ma going to get a matching one. They can be friends!

        1. Aizat

          01/07/2013, 1:35 am

          Let me see, Banjo Tattoo gives you +5 on any musical based attacks.

        2. Ancestral Hamster

          01/07/2013, 1:56 am

          Get a Banthulhlu tattoo!

          “That is not Dead that can Eternal lie,
          And over Strange Aeons even Death may die.”

        3. Aizat

          01/07/2013, 2:15 am

          Or the Dragon Tattoo. +5 on all stats plus a 50% to all elemental magic.

        4. AckAckAck

          01/07/2013, 4:04 pm

          But becareful, a wrong design and it will raise your douche meter to +5!

      2. Rokku

        01/07/2013, 6:51 am
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        WHY HASN’T TORMENT GOTTEN AN HD REMIX YET

        1. Animaniac

          01/10/2013, 3:45 am

          because they are working on the sequel instead?
          http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2012/12/planescape-torment-sequel-finally-in-the-works/

  7. Reboot

    01/07/2013, 12:07 am
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    If Penny’s actually meant to be English (or, hell, from ANYWHERE in the British Isles), she would say “maths”, not “math”.

    1. DaJoshMaster

      01/07/2013, 12:11 am
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      Yeah, that’s really bugging me too. 😛

    2. Plasma Mongoose

      01/07/2013, 12:12 am
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      Maybe she has started to use American spelling and words after being in the country for a fair while, after all even Arnold Schwarzenegger HAS to work with a speech coach so he can KEEP his accent, otherwise he would just sound like a typical Hollywood American.

      1. Doctor_Who

        01/07/2013, 12:17 am
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        I always wondered how he kept the accent after so many years. I always figured that at some point he just started doing the same Ahnold impression that everyone else does, and we never noticed the difference.

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          01/07/2013, 12:36 am

          His voice is pretty much his trademark, so it is in his best interest to keep it.

        2. Whittier

          01/07/2013, 11:52 am

          I know British folk who have lived in the US for years who sound exactly like Americans, and ones who have lived in the US for years whom Americans think sound British (though British think they sound Australian). Personality quirks, I think, have something to do with how much on assimilates an accent. I say this having had linguists “diagnose” my own accent as a mishmash of everything I’ve ever herad.

        3. TARDIS with a Hat

          01/07/2013, 3:36 pm

          My late grandmother kept her German accent all her life, even though she came to Israel in a rather young age.

      2. Cholma

        01/07/2013, 12:18 am
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        That accent is fake. The speech coach is so he doesn’t forget his public persona. In private he speaks more like this: “I say, I shall return. Good day, ol’ chap.” He’s not Austrian at all! 😀

      3. Yotomoe

        01/07/2013, 12:20 am
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        And noone wants that.

      4. Somebody

        01/08/2013, 1:37 pm
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        That doesn’t make sense…accents are not that easy to lose.

    3. jnzooger

      01/07/2013, 12:45 am
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      I actually called this a few comic back infact. I knew someone would say it wrong eventually.

  8. Mkvenner

    01/07/2013, 12:10 am
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    Its the bowtie.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      01/07/2013, 12:17 am
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      It spins around and makes anyone looking at it get all sleepy.

      1. Yotomoe

        01/07/2013, 12:21 am
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        Hypnotizes them into thinking it was a great night of sex and debauchery when really we just watched Monty Python in our underwear.

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          01/07/2013, 12:39 am

          Are you suggesting that Monty Python < sex and debauchery?

        2. Resne

          01/07/2013, 4:28 am

          It certainly couldn’t hurt to do them both at once.

  9. Dierna

    01/07/2013, 12:12 am
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    When in your proper element? So…the Tardis?

    1. GrrArg42

      01/07/2013, 1:24 am
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      I’m sorry, the correct answer was “Boron”.

      1. N0083rP00F

        01/07/2013, 3:44 pm
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        Sorry but you must phrase your answer as a question.

      2. Dibullba

        01/08/2013, 3:14 am
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        That is also incorrect. It is the Element of Generosity.

  10. Cholma

    01/07/2013, 12:16 am
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    …and that’s when Sal realized that she was emotionally available… for Penny. Their loud, raucous, nights of passion would become legend across the campus.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      01/07/2013, 12:18 am
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      So the Penny/Sal ship is a speedboat with multiple two stroke engines?

      1. Yotomoe

        01/07/2013, 12:24 am
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        It’s so fast that it goes around the world and crashes into itself.

        1. GrrArg42

          01/07/2013, 1:25 am

          Does that make time go backwards?

        2. N0083rP00F

          01/07/2013, 3:46 pm

          No, that makes time go asymmetrically since its all wibbly wobly to begin with.

  11. Uniqueantique

    01/07/2013, 12:16 am
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    I’m a 5′ tall 100 lb. female and in my younger days, I’ve faced down guys 6′. It’s not in the tatoo or the size – it is all in the attitude.
    I tell ’em lay off or I’m going to kill them, and they believe me.
    So I can see where Jason is at: rofl

    1. Doctor_Who

      01/07/2013, 12:20 am
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      I actually had a high school friend tell me that the reason no one ever picked on me is that I somehow give off the impression that I’m grinning and holding up a knife at all times.

      So I guess I just give off crazy vibes somehow. Yay?

      1. Kernanator

        01/07/2013, 12:30 am
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        Lucky. I have to grow out my facial hair and stop showering to give off that same effect.

        1. DaJoshMaster

          01/07/2013, 12:40 am

          Personally I just grin and hold a knife up at all times, it works wonders.

        2. Historyman68

          01/07/2013, 11:46 am

          I’ve been doing that for a while, and everybody still seems to think i’m a nice guy!

  12. Kernanator

    01/07/2013, 12:24 am
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    I’m not seeing the Symbol of Torment anywhere on her, Jason, so you don’t have any excuses.

    1. Yotomoe

      01/07/2013, 12:28 am
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      I don’t even see an anchor or a heart that says mom.

      1. Aizat

        01/07/2013, 12:54 am
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        Or upside down heart that says wow.

  13. Tom Speelman

    01/07/2013, 12:37 am
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    Sure you’re a force, Jason. SURE you are.

    1. Aizat

      01/07/2013, 12:48 am
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      Hey, it’s the stick you should be watching out for.

      1. addude

        01/07/2013, 2:36 am
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        Remember what Roosevelt said speak quietly and carry a big stick. He speaks quietly so I’m assuming he has a big stick

        1. Xydux

          01/07/2013, 11:53 am

          I speak quietly. I don’t have a big stick. Maybe I should start yelling.

        2. CWR

          01/08/2013, 3:21 am

          Yelling basically tells everyone that your stick isn’t very big.

          I guess.

          In this context.

  14. Plasma Mongoose

    01/07/2013, 12:44 am
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    Somehow I have a hard time picturing Jason as a pimpdaddy.

  15. Aizat

    01/07/2013, 12:47 am
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    Wait, Jason was hammering the nail with Penny?

    1. DaJoshMaster

      01/07/2013, 1:01 am
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      Yup, he was tonking her right up the skidaddle.

      1. Aizat

        01/07/2013, 1:43 am
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        I can’t believe Jason was painting the fence with Penny.

        1. DaJoshMaster

          01/07/2013, 2:00 am

          I bet he varnished her table while they were at it.

        2. Aizat

          01/07/2013, 2:11 am

          And polish her mirror.

        3. DaJoshMaster

          01/07/2013, 2:23 am

          I hope she at least made his bed.

        4. Dicrel Seijin

          01/07/2013, 4:34 am

          She offered him a tuppenny-upright.

        5. Bill M.

          01/07/2013, 2:50 pm

          They were engaged in the rarest of activities, coitus-uninterruptus.

  16. Aizat

    01/07/2013, 12:51 am
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    Tattoos? I hope Sal is not ghost.

  17. Mkvenner

    01/07/2013, 1:27 am
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    I get the feeling that there is only one desk in that office, and that jason and penny destroyed the othe one in advertenly.

    1. Aizat

      01/07/2013, 1:36 am
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      Talk about pounding the stake.

  18. Joe H

    01/07/2013, 1:50 am
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    I wish I were being dragged around by a girl with tattoos.

    1. Yotomoe

      01/07/2013, 6:58 am
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      The girl with the Draggin’ Tattoos.

      1. J-Dawg

        01/07/2013, 9:04 am
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        You beat me to it. Good job!

  19. Barabajagala

    01/07/2013, 1:52 am
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    Kinky

    1. that bard

      01/07/2013, 2:27 am
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      Sorry, but it just feels wrong for Calvin to “say” that.

  20. Raoullefere

    01/07/2013, 1:59 am
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    My god, now I feel sorry for… Penny.

  21. DaJoshMaster

    01/07/2013, 2:08 am
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    I would love to hear Penny and Jason talk dirty.

    1. Aizat

      01/07/2013, 2:12 am
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      It will be repeat of Fridays storm of euphemisms.

  22. ItsaMe

    01/07/2013, 2:45 am
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    Maths. Oh, you silly brits.

  23. Tim

    01/07/2013, 2:54 am
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    Is Jason the reason Penny turns evil? (Assuming she is evil in this universe)

  24. Groove

    01/07/2013, 4:03 am
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    With her eyes shut Penny looks sickeningly like the great Faz.

    Jason looks a lot less like Faz with his long face, but he IS talking about his awesome sexual prowess. Also he’s a maths teacher, so he could draw a sick graph depicting sexuality over time(/ladies).

  25. Bill Murphy

    01/07/2013, 4:04 am
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    You have to watch out for those tattoo’d ladies man. 😛

  26. Jimmy

    01/07/2013, 6:33 am
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    Tattoos must be quite powerful. I have none, so maybe that’s why I can’t lift anything heavier than a bowling ball. 🙂

  27. Yotomoe

    01/07/2013, 7:01 am
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    What you guys don’t know is that when Sal gets mad her tattoo spreads across her entire body and also hands grow out of her back.

  28. Ronnie

    01/07/2013, 8:59 am
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    …WHY am I getting Niles/Daphne vibes from Jason and Penny?

    1. Jessie

      01/07/2013, 1:13 pm
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      YOU NAILED IT!!!

      1. John

        01/07/2013, 2:13 pm
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        No, apparently Jason did.

        1. Roborat

          01/07/2013, 3:24 pm

          Badum, tish.

  29. Nerdman

    01/07/2013, 11:55 am
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    Gone for a week, and you miss the most fascinating stuff.

    Like Penny showing up. And Jason proclaiming that he knows “The Sexual Force.”

    Weird.

  30. Yarrr

    01/07/2013, 3:10 pm
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    It’s the english accent. For some reason I assume he has one.

  31. Ray

    01/07/2013, 3:18 pm
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    So, what’s being implied here? That Penny had a thing for Jason, slept with him, and only after that discovered what a bore he is, and now her feelings for him are reduced to bitter snark?

    1. CWR

      01/08/2013, 3:33 am
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      I think Penny still HAS a thing for Jason – but he was like Dorothy and she was like Danny sort of thing.

      1. Raoullefere

        01/09/2013, 10:17 am
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        That’s my take, too.

  32. mouseanderson

    01/07/2013, 3:27 pm
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    He is being dragged around because tatoos add +5 to strength and to intimidation.

    1. N0083rP00F

      01/07/2013, 3:51 pm
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      Well Intimidation is strength based skill.

  33. Somebody

    01/07/2013, 4:30 pm
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    The redhead is ridiculously hot!

    1. Mkvenner

      01/08/2013, 2:24 am
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      Second.

      1. averystrangeplace

        01/14/2013, 9:09 am
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        All in favour, say ai!
        Ai.

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