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Dexter

Posted on November 19, 2010 by David M Willis

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Tags: dexter, dorothy, joyce, monkey master, roz, walky

Discussion (189) - “Dexter”

  1. Jen Aside

    11/19/2010, 12:01 am
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    MONKAY

  2. David Herbert

    11/19/2010, 12:02 am
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    I think there might be something else of Walky’s going up.

    His penis.

    1. Dave Van Domelen

      11/19/2010, 12:11 am
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      Well, there’s an inverse relationship there, yes.

      1. Jabberwocky

        11/19/2010, 10:06 am
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        Ironic avatars FTW.

  3. Teowulf

    11/19/2010, 12:02 am
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    Perfectly happy being single, eh?

    1. Corey

      11/19/2010, 2:50 am
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      The second you say that you’re happy being single it’s like saying “I’ll be in a relationship within a month”.

      1. No0ne

        11/19/2010, 1:29 pm
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        Huh, I should try that… No, wait I’ve been saying that for several years now… so no, it doesn’t appear to work like that…

        1. Someone

          11/19/2010, 1:49 pm

          It only kicks in for fictional characters, actually. The real ones….They always…listen and believe it! It’s WEIRD.

        2. Shivore

          11/19/2010, 9:03 pm

          Well it worked for me and my then friend… we both said it at different times and within 3 weeks we started dating. Now we’re engaged. So, it happens.

        3. Hibiko

          12/29/2010, 2:47 am

          worked for a friend also… they’re both married now

      2. alex

        12/19/2011, 6:46 am
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        well in that case, i’m happy being single!

      3. Jenny Creed

        06/03/2013, 5:39 am
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        I’m happy being single, but being in a relationship wouldn’t make me less happy.

        Now the universe’s sense of dramatic irony doesn’t know what to do!

  4. Jbberwocky

    11/19/2010, 12:02 am
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    BLASPHMY

  5. Matt

    11/19/2010, 12:03 am
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    D’awwww meters rising…

    1. R

      11/19/2010, 12:59 am
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      With the Dina avatar, your comment was made 100% cuter.

      1. No0ne

        11/19/2010, 1:21 am
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        It’s amazing how the avatars affect (effect?) our comments here, as opposed to the ones on Shortpacked!…

        1. Cholma

          11/19/2010, 1:37 am

          Affect. The effect of seeing certain avatars affects your perception of the comments.

        2. Shade

          11/19/2010, 5:14 am

          Yeah, your comments always come across happy and cheerful and I can say pretty much anything and it sounds negative.

        3. Heather

          11/19/2010, 5:38 am

          I think with mine I sound like I’m about to (after my usual completely unnecessary and long-winded explanations filled with several typos at least) throw a smoke pellet down and disappear into the night. That and/or be very dramatic with my cape by flicking it around- an action which will eventually strangle me somehow.

        4. dcmeserve

          03/24/2013, 11:24 pm

          And now we have a “guess which avatar it was game…”

        5. Jabberwocky

          11/19/2010, 8:50 am

          My avatar lets people know exactly what I think of 75% of the human population.

        6. R

          11/19/2010, 12:24 pm

          Really? The Mike icon just makes comments sound “grumpy” to me. I remember the one time I had the “Joe” icon, I think I forever got branded a dude by about everyone (although in fairness I was discussing shipping JoycexBillie then, but whatever).

        7. No0ne

          11/19/2010, 1:28 pm

          Which is really funny because half of my comments are about causing people physical harm of some sort…

        8. Heather

          11/19/2010, 6:13 pm

          Goddamnit I’m now Joe. I quite liked Amazigirl.
          Now everything I’ll post will sound incredibly suggestive.
          …

          Eh, could be fun. I mean, he’ll still be disappearing a lot and quite possibly using strange exits when the need arises. He simply won’t be doing so after a night of crime-fighting.

          Mmmmmm. Amazi-girl/Joe anyone?

        9. Shade

          11/20/2010, 12:33 am

          And now I’m a Billie. So pretty much the same except drunk?

        10. MrGBH

          11/20/2010, 1:09 pm

          But some people (Such as Jabberwocky, No0ne and myself) have actually chosen to use avatars based on these characters. So that means we know their effect on others perceptions and have chosen to roll with it anyways.

    2. PedanticJerkass

      11/22/2010, 12:41 am
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      Most of this thread makes absolutely no sense now because several of the avatars are apparently no longer what they were when the original posts were made.

  6. HippieJoe

    11/19/2010, 12:03 am
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    Love this one. I was like this with my first Girlfriend.

    1. HippieJoe

      11/19/2010, 12:05 am
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      Why did I have to be Sal whilst posting that? Also, It says I posted on the 19th at 12:03, but it’s 10:04 here. Via time zones, I may be FIRST!

  7. skies

    11/19/2010, 12:11 am
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    Aww, cameos :3

  8. Chad from Canada

    11/19/2010, 12:12 am
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    Saw that one coming. But I like it.

  9. Darth Shadow

    11/19/2010, 12:13 am
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    I demand that, as a mini-series perhaps, you make a story arc based on a show for Dexter and Monkey Master.

  10. Ragnal

    11/19/2010, 12:13 am
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    Wait, Dexter? The Head Alien’s name is DEXTER?!

    I…don’t know what jokes to make first, the ones about a kid with a laboratory and apparent German accent, or the ones about murdering murderers.

    1. Johaely

      11/19/2010, 12:16 am
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      How about one of a murderer genius kid who murders murderers.

      1. Malph

        11/19/2010, 2:38 am
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        ^ With a German accent.

        1. maggiemarmalade

          11/23/2010, 9:22 pm

          You mean Dexter from Miami, right? He doesn’t have a German accent.

      2. Jabberwocky

        11/19/2010, 12:41 pm
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        Isn’t that basically Death Note?

        1. Kelly

          11/20/2010, 2:37 am

          No, that has a Japanese accent

        2. Jabberwocky

          11/20/2010, 2:15 pm

          Was replying to the post above Emo Robin.

    2. Akilika

      11/19/2010, 12:20 am
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      It was an injoke on the old forums, as I recall. Pre-Resurrection, the Head Alien had the hand on the left side; POST-Resurrection, the hand was on the right.

      This links to Sinister and Dexter (the latter being the right-handed), though I can’t exactly remember how. I seem to recall it has something to do with Latin.

      1. agentksilver

        11/19/2010, 12:48 am
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        Sinister is from the Latin for left-handed, Dexter for right-handed. Because of the way formal togas are worn, left hands were often hid underneath multiple folds of robes, and so people hid objects in their left hand — stolen objects, knives, etc. Thus the “sinister” hand because associated with wickedness, while the right hand, used for gesturing, became known for fine hand movements.

        /latin geek

        1. Rowen Morland

          11/19/2010, 12:57 am

          That was actually a really impressive explanation! <3

        2. skies

          11/19/2010, 4:28 am

          This is the first time I’ve heard a satisfactory reason for that.

        3. JesseJanitect

          11/19/2010, 11:26 am

          If Latin is a dead language, you are a master necromancer. Omnes, Ave discipulam/discipulum Latinae linguae!

        4. Ragnal

          11/19/2010, 8:35 pm

          So the same reason Geoff Johns has Sinestro wear his ring on his left hand. Thanks, that makes sense now.

        5. Ash

          11/22/2010, 3:31 pm

          …that actually makes sense.
          Weird.

          I like it, though. Dexter. Better than just having to call him Head Alien…

      2. Peregrin

        11/19/2010, 5:25 am
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        In the Walky/Fans crossover, Shanna was captured by the Head Alien. She kept making fun of his voice, which apparently was kinda munchkin-like. “Dexter” was one of the names she called him.

        1. Tenn

          11/19/2010, 6:28 am

          Yes, but he was known as Dexter on the forums before that. Shanna’s use of the name was a thru-the-4th-wall reference to that, in a way that would work in-universe (considering that it never was his nickname in the actual comic).

      3. ADHadh

        11/19/2010, 9:55 am
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        Thanks for explanation, not everyone here roams the forums as well.

        1. TheRealAllPurposeGuru

          11/19/2010, 12:50 pm

          Blasphemy. You must go there immediately.

          Seriously, the fora for these comics have always been awesome. Probably the best one of all the webcomics I read.

  11. BetaMagnus

    11/19/2010, 12:19 am
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    Oh man, I know how Walky feels. I wonder how this will work out for him. Possibly poorly, I imagine.

  12. Ancestral Hamster

    11/19/2010, 12:24 am
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    @Akilika

    Dextra in Latin is “right” and “sinestra” is “left”.

    1. wnderjif

      11/19/2010, 12:33 am
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      thus we get amberdextrous? i guess.

      meh, called it last comic, but then, who couldnt.

      ill come back in a week or two to get more enjoyment out of it.

      1. TexasNinjaBuzzard

        11/19/2010, 2:35 am
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        Amberdextrous means Amazi-Girl can beat you up with either fist.

        1. Chris M

          11/19/2010, 10:54 am

          That was an awesome correction.

        2. agentksilver

          11/19/2010, 1:57 pm

          I dig it.

  13. Sporkaganza

    11/19/2010, 12:24 am
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    This isn’t really hilarious per se, but it is SUPER ADORABLE.

  14. Joebo

    11/19/2010, 12:31 am
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    Called it! Well sort of. I said the Cheese should be a comic or cartoon or something. And this is along those lines at least.

    1. David

      11/19/2010, 12:34 am
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      I don’t think you can “call” one of the first things announced about the webcomic. 🙂

      1. No0ne

        11/19/2010, 1:24 am
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        Sure you can, you just look stupid… but you can… It’s like calling someone a moron. If they really are a moron or not is hardly revenant to your comment…

      2. Joebo

        11/19/2010, 8:16 am
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        Well, just because you announced it, doesn’t mean that I was aware of said announcement. =P

        1. Chris M

          11/19/2010, 10:55 am

          Well, fair enough, but just because you weren’t aware of said announcement doesn’t mean you’re ahead of the times instead of behind. 😉

        2. Joebo

          11/19/2010, 2:43 pm

          I think it makes me further behind said times in fact.

  15. Alice Macher

    11/19/2010, 12:33 am
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    The scale in the last panel reminds me of this Scary Go Round comic.

  16. Laurel

    11/19/2010, 12:35 am
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    D’awww!

    I <3 this.

  17. Shadowman

    11/19/2010, 12:38 am
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    …Dexter? Really?

    1. K. Ivan Ruppert

      11/19/2010, 6:22 am
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      I take it you weren’t on the forums in the last year or two if It’s Walky!?

  18. xainoforgv

    11/19/2010, 12:45 am
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    i’m totally paranoid everyone looks at the cartoon folder thing a think well thats the closest thing we’ll see of head alien but i start thinking that they have already infiltrated society and made the show as mean to blend in without being noticed * head alien walks down the street* “oh its a kid in a dexter costume aw” everything i see further proves this is the universe that causes the machete arc willis please tell me i’m being nuttier than a reeses peanut butter cup

    1. dchorror

      11/19/2010, 1:23 am
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      You’re being silly. We’ve been told that none of the aliens had any influence on this world. Why would we have any reason to disbelieve Willis?

      1. xainoforgv

        11/19/2010, 7:33 am
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        cause were in a parallel which we’ve we won’t see head alien and thats exactly what causes the machete arc. It wouldn’t be the first time that willis has done something that makes us collectively say DAMN YOU WILLIS

        1. maggiemarmalade

          11/20/2010, 11:15 am

          The fact that in the icon configuration at this moment Joe looks like he’s having this conversation with himself amuses me greatly. Also, xain, I still can’t decide if you just don’t know how to use punctuation or if you’re just trying to sound like a rambling schizophrenic.

      2. TheRealAllPurposeGuru

        11/19/2010, 12:52 pm
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        “Why would we have any reason to disbelieve Willis?”

        *ahem*. New here?

        1. dchorror

          11/19/2010, 8:57 pm

          Sarcasm. Trade secret. Don’t tell anyone.

  19. Tomb

    11/19/2010, 12:45 am
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    The Prophecy Has Come True!

  20. agentksilver

    11/19/2010, 12:50 am
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    All the gentlemen go for Dorothy Keener. She’s a dude-attracting machine. Ladies best scootch outta the way now.

  21. Cratacon

    11/19/2010, 12:51 am
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    You know who else like cartoons? Joe (or he at least liked cartoon related things). I think Dorothy just jumped up a notch on his ‘Do List’ ranking.

  22. Rognik

    11/19/2010, 12:52 am
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    Aww, cute! Dexter and Monkey Master, the animated series. Sadly, no giant mutant honey cake… YET!

    1. Joebo

      11/19/2010, 2:46 pm
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      That’s Giant Mutant Honey Bun thank you very much.

      1. Jabberwocky

        11/19/2010, 6:24 pm
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        Giant Mutant FROSTED Honey Bun, FYI.

  23. George

    11/19/2010, 12:52 am
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    Wait, Walky’s default setting is “Smart Ass”? I would have guessed “Bored” or “Distracted”.

    1. mpark6288

      11/19/2010, 2:54 am
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      From what we’ve seen so far I think everyone’s default setting is smart-ass. Except Joyce, for now.

      1. Someone

        11/19/2010, 1:55 pm
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        Which makes sense, Smart-ass is the most awesome form anyone can take.

  24. Samui

    11/19/2010, 1:12 am
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    The theme song is actually my FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

  25. dchorror

    11/19/2010, 1:19 am
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    Guys have changed opinions for less. Walky’s faaaaaaaaace change is adorable.

  26. JacquieH

    11/19/2010, 1:29 am
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    D’aww! That face is so adorably cute!

    1. Joebo

      11/19/2010, 2:47 pm
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      …she said whilst wearing a Walky gravatar.

    2. Samui

      11/21/2010, 10:00 pm
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      Don’t you mean FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE?

  27. Cha

    11/19/2010, 1:30 am
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    Wally’s faaaaaaaaaaaace is adorable!
    -clears throat- Damn, is that ever going to get old? xD

    Bravo, Dorothy, you just tuned a girl-hating Philistine into a real boy.

    1. Cha

      11/19/2010, 1:31 am
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      …god that sounded way dirtier than I intended it to.

  28. Qaxis

    11/19/2010, 1:40 am
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    So is monkey master and actual monkey this time, or is he still some sort of ape?

    And could we here this theme song?

    1. Jabberwocky

      11/19/2010, 8:48 am
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      It’s Dexter!

      The short little genius!

      And his robot ape! The Monkey Master!

      They’re here to save the day (la, la, la)

      And get home in time to play (la, la, la)

      You’ll never see a more unusual pair!

      Dexter!

      And Mon-key Ma-a-a-ste-e-e-e-er!

      Dexter and Monkey Master!

      Yeah, I wrote that on the fly.

      1. Joebo

        11/19/2010, 2:48 pm
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        I want to be disdainful of your “theme song” but that actually wasn’t too bad.

        1. Jabberwocky

          11/19/2010, 3:07 pm

          Impressive, considering it was entirely improvised.

      2. Jabberwocky

        11/19/2010, 9:31 pm
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        Modifying lyrics:

        It’s Dexter!

        The short little alien!

        And his robot ape! The Monkey Master!

        They’re here to save the day (la, la, la)

        And get home in time to play (la, la, la)

        You’ll never see a more unusual pair!

        Dexter!

        And Mon-key Ma-a-a-ste-e-e-e-er!

        Dexter and Monkey Master!

        Yeah, I wrote that on the fly.

  29. Black Bumblebee

    11/19/2010, 2:17 am
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    I imagine the theme song would originally be in Japanese, be about justice and burning hope, yet when translated into English, lose all of its folk “charm,” and be replaced by what cartoon companies think sound “hip” and “techno.”

    Either that, or its a variation of Pinky and the Brain’s theme

    1. Strephon

      11/21/2010, 7:05 pm
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      Back in the day, I wrote a parody with Monsieur Mallah and the Brain as Pinky and the Brain (“One is a cyborg, the other’s an ape…”). This is now how I’m going to picture the Dexter series.

  30. Doom Shepherd

    11/19/2010, 3:19 am
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    Cue Walky blurting something inappropriate in 3… 2…

    Well, if he’s anything at all like me, Freshman year, he will. And then regret it for the next 22 years.

    Oh, what might have been…

    1. Heather

      11/19/2010, 5:31 am
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      Ha. This. I wonder HOW inappropriate and random he will be myself.

      Or maybe he’ll be completely interrupted from saying anything by Leslie appearing to start the class.

      I hope for the latter more myself- I want Leslie!

  31. Paul_Bags

    11/19/2010, 3:35 am
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    Lately your comics refuse to load for me. Everything else on the page loads. O_o

    1. Joebo

      11/19/2010, 2:50 pm
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      It’s because you touch yourself at night.

      1. Ragnal

        11/19/2010, 8:40 pm
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        It’s because he touches his FAAAAAAAAAACE!

        1. Joebo

          11/19/2010, 10:40 pm

          That is part of himself/herself

    2. Paul_Bags

      11/21/2010, 2:56 am
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      Still Borked.

  32. Marky

    11/19/2010, 3:44 am
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    Hah. Loving the Comic so far, Dave! Looking forward to another one.

    Also lol at Smartass being Walky’s default.

  33. Zap

    11/19/2010, 4:04 am
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    DEEEEEEEEEEEDEEEEEEEEEE!!!

    Or, alternatively, *murders a murderer*.

  34. Robert in San Diego

    11/19/2010, 5:02 am
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    Goodness, Walkerton’s expression is even more lovesick than Joyce’s girlcrush on Sal. Fasten seatbelts. Make sure trays are in the upright and locked position. Willis is in a hurry.

  35. Chaun

    11/19/2010, 6:01 am
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    I wish I had a smartass to buffoon slide switch..;.so I could destroy it.

    1. Chaun

      11/19/2010, 6:39 am
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      Why the heck is there a Semicolon in my ellipses.

      1. Mute

        11/19/2010, 7:56 am
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        it gets lonely, being a semicolon. He just wanted to hang out with all the cool kids/punctuations.;

        1. Jabberwocky

          11/19/2010, 8:42 am

          I don’t know why people seldom use semicolons; it’s really quite easy.

        2. begbert2

          11/19/2010, 10:50 am

          Well; I can think of a reason.

        3. mags

          11/19/2010, 12:13 pm

          Everyone should use colons as often as possible: they are the best punctuation.

  36. K. Ivan Ruppert

    11/19/2010, 6:21 am
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    There is a cartoon in the DoA universe called Dexter and Monkey Master?

    Willis, I love you forever.

  37. Andrew

    11/19/2010, 7:13 am
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    Don’t know if anyone else picked up on it, but this is kinda reminiscent of an old Scary-go-Round strip.

    1. Joebo

      11/19/2010, 2:52 pm
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      Yes, someone earlier mentioned that.

  38. arjay2813

    11/19/2010, 8:06 am
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    the cheese should totally be the villain of that comic. and i cant wait to see what mike has to say about this development, or joe for that matter

  39. Jabberwocky

    11/19/2010, 8:32 am
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    I want a Robo-Vac/Dexter & Monkey Master.

    Like, now.

    That would be awesome.

    1. Jabberwocky

      11/19/2010, 8:33 am
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      Gah, why did that double post?

      1. mags

        11/19/2010, 12:14 pm
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        Oh ho, have you slipped out of that vaunted 25% of the human population you don’t look down on? 😉

        1. Jabberwocky

          11/19/2010, 12:15 pm

          Me? Never.

    2. Joebo

      11/19/2010, 2:53 pm
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      I want a “The Cheese” sculpture.

  40. Jabberwocky

    11/19/2010, 8:32 am
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    I want a Robo-Vac/Dexter & Monkey Master.

    Like, now.

    That would be awesome.

  41. Merrick

    11/19/2010, 8:33 am
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    She’s going to get stalked on Faaaaaaaacebook.

  42. Jack Faire

    11/19/2010, 8:45 am
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    Woah trippy on so many levels. “In one universe we fight the Monkey Master and Head Alien throwing lives and money into their defeat” “In the other universe we just wanna get their autograph”

    1. Daelin

      11/19/2010, 9:35 am
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      I guess that would make the animaniacs some sort of evil triumverate in the DoA universe.

      1. Jabberwocky

        11/19/2010, 10:59 am
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        “We’re Evil Maniacs!”

      2. JesseJanitect

        11/19/2010, 11:32 am
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        The Animaniacs are always an Evil triumvirate. That’s what makes them so insidiously awesome.

    2. Gianni

      11/20/2010, 12:34 am
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      Ironically, this may have been Head Alien’s true wish after all

  43. Richie9999

    11/19/2010, 9:37 am
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    Yay Monkey Master!

  44. Animal

    11/19/2010, 10:26 am
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    HAH. I knew you’d never be able to leave him out.

  45. Tess

    11/19/2010, 11:05 am
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    I love being surprised by random cameos of people I haven’t seen in ages.

  46. TheRealAllPurposeGuru

    11/19/2010, 12:57 pm
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    OK, we need a theme song. I’ll convert it to a ringtone.

    –says the guy whose phone sounds like Kim Possible’s Kimmunicator

    1. Jabberwocky

      11/19/2010, 1:02 pm
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      I already wrote one.

      1. Joebo

        11/19/2010, 2:55 pm
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        …and it was pretty good. Now we need someone to compose it using Midi or 8-bit music.

        1. dchorror

          11/19/2010, 9:02 pm

          I could probably do that after Thanksgiving. What is the tune, the lyrics were awesome.

        2. Jabberwocky

          11/19/2010, 9:24 pm

          Eh-heh, it isn’t really to the tune of anything. I modeled the first few bars of the Powerpuff Girls ending theme, though.

        3. Jabberwocky

          11/19/2010, 9:29 pm

          *after the Powerpuff Girls ending theme ^^;

        4. Kelly

          11/20/2010, 2:44 am

          Or a Vocaloid!

  47. Nessa

    11/19/2010, 12:58 pm
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    Why are these things happening?! I can’t let go of the past, Willis! I can’t!
    Oh well, I think Dorothy will flat out reject him anyway. He has no direction, where as she has a very defined goal. I foresee a crazy love quadrangle in our somewhat near future.
    Walky will love Dorothy, who instead will love Joe for his awesome robot skills, and Joyce will fall for Walky while he’s trying to impress Dorothy by being cute. Yup. I call it right now!…
    Or maybe Walky will just end up with Dorothy. *facepalm*

    1. Joebo

      11/19/2010, 2:56 pm
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      Beware the Love Octagon.
      Beware the Darkness Turducken.

      1. Cassidy

        11/19/2010, 3:52 pm
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        you win the interweb

        1. Joebo

          11/19/2010, 10:39 pm

          Do I get a prize?

        2. ArchSchnitz

          11/20/2010, 9:23 am

          Your Darkness Turducken is in the mail.

    2. SinisterTwist

      11/24/2010, 9:56 am
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      I have a feeling that this might be the universe that Dorothy ends up with Walky.

      Then again, this might be something that was said in order to **** with Dorothy in the other universe. (It’ll be really hard to move on past the idea of Walky & Joyce if they don’t end up together & he ends up with Dorothy or someone else.)

  48. Dierna

    11/19/2010, 1:40 pm
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    I would totally love to hear the theme song!

    It would probably be to the tune of Pinky and the Brain. *L*

  49. Caketown

    11/19/2010, 2:25 pm
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    I would totally watch that show.

  50. BlueNight

    11/19/2010, 2:34 pm
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    (reading comic: Exter & Monkey Baster)
    Hm, must be an in joke.
    (rereading comic: Exter & Monkey Baster)
    I still don’t get it. That’s clearly a character from It’s Walky, but I’d have to look it up on Walkypedia.
    (reading comic again: Exter & Monkey Master)
    Wait, what? I’ve been reading the second M as a B! It’s “Monkey Master.” I guess I got up a little late in the day. Well, this was a funny incident. I guess I’ll post a comment for my fellow comic-readers to amuse themselves at my expense.
    (looks at tags: Dexter, …)
    Wait, what?

    1. Joebo

      11/19/2010, 2:59 pm
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      The head Alien’s nickname was Dexter because his left “hand” was a claw.

  51. Jabberwocky

    11/19/2010, 3:14 pm
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    IMAGINED CAST FOR DEXTER AND THE MONKEY MASTER:

    Dexter: Richard Steven Horvitz

    Monkey Master: Gary Chalk

    Obligatory Token Human: Zach Tyler Eisen (if male)/Tara Strong (if female)

    The Cheese (assuming The Cheese is in the show): Mark Hamill.

    …I need to get a life.

    1. David

      11/19/2010, 3:27 pm
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      Same as in It’s Walky!, Head Alien sounds like Jon Lovitz and Monkey Master is Kelsey Grammer.

      1. Jabberwocky

        11/19/2010, 3:33 pm
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        Can… can the normal aliens sound like Zim, at least? 9_9

        1. dchorror

          11/19/2010, 9:04 pm

          Why not Billy West doing Zim?

  52. Cassidy

    11/19/2010, 3:50 pm
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    this is a test for my new gravatar. AND OMG ITS HEAD ALIEN…. (jason is better)

    1. Cassidy

      11/19/2010, 3:51 pm
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      SUCCESS!

      O NO MY BOWTIE!!!

  53. Tori

    11/19/2010, 4:26 pm
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    I love this comic so, so much.

    <3 Dexter

  54. Dahlia

    11/19/2010, 5:08 pm
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    Dang! So Walky IS the “love at first sight” type of person…and its with DOROTHY of all people (kinda a bit shallow, but common ground is common ground I suppose)… Now I’m even more curious: Are Walky and Joyce going to still end up together or is this a universe where they don’t even give each other a second glance? (More importantly, will Dorothy make the same mistake?)

    1. Baconwich

      11/20/2010, 2:13 pm
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      Love at first sight is a tricky thing, being based entirely on external appearances rather than a deeper understanding of the person. Except in rare occasions it doesn’t make for a lasting relationship.

      Today I gave a depressing, heartfelt goodbye to a girl I severely disliked the first time I met her. The feeling was mutual, but over the years we’ve grown on each-other quite a bit. There’s still hope for Joyce and Walky.

      Or, there would be, if David Willis wasn’t evil.

      1. Dahlia

        11/22/2010, 1:55 pm
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        *nods* I very much agree!

  55. Tiger

    11/19/2010, 6:38 pm
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    …Anyone else really want to see an episode of that show?

    1. Ragnal

      11/19/2010, 8:51 pm
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      If we do it the way the Flinstone Kids used to watch CAPTAIN…CAAAAVEMAAAAAAAN! then sure.

  56. dchorror

    11/19/2010, 9:07 pm
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    I love all the Joe avatars in the comments. It’s…appropriate. As I say this with a Joe avatar.

  57. Chris

    11/19/2010, 9:10 pm
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    Jason-avatar, you are missing!

    1. Jabberwocky

      11/19/2010, 9:51 pm
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      I’m Angry-Joyce now. Was my Jasontar really that popular?

  58. Dedlok

    11/19/2010, 10:32 pm
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    This is also a test to see my new gravatar

  59. Dedlok

    11/19/2010, 10:32 pm
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    Why am I still Ruth? 🙁

  60. Joebo

    11/19/2010, 10:43 pm
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    So Roz gets a tag because we see part of her hair and her sleeve?

    1. David

      11/20/2010, 12:11 am
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      In about a week I’m going to tag a patch of blue.

      1. No0ne

        11/21/2010, 8:13 pm
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        As long as you don’t tag it “patch of blue,” cause that would be a bad joke…

  61. Sylthe4

    11/19/2010, 11:28 pm
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    sound familiar?

    (804): He likes Jesus. Game over.
    (804): Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.

  62. Alechsa

    11/20/2010, 2:46 am
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    Wait… why does everyone assume it’s Dexter?

    It could be Texter… Hexter, Lexter, Kexter. Vexter…. We can’t see the first letter after all…

    1. David

      11/20/2010, 8:42 am
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      You could read the title of today’s strip. 🙂

      1. creativerealms

        11/20/2010, 9:15 am
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        That and read the tags.

        1. creativerealms

          11/20/2010, 9:15 am

          Yay I’m Monkey Master today.

      2. Alechsa

        11/21/2010, 12:07 am
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        Besides that, dammit! 😛 I’m trying not to meta here. Srsly though,,, well placed thumb is evil.

  63. ArchSchnitz

    11/20/2010, 9:20 am
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    So, does Walky’s dumbass meter go to eleven?

  64. Surgeville

    11/20/2010, 6:41 pm
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    It’s like Dumbing of Age is Earth Prime to the Roomies! Universe.

  65. Zem

    11/21/2010, 10:39 am
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    Good looks and she likes cartoons. Walky, I do not want to you be this shallow.

  66. Scully

    11/21/2010, 11:01 am
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    No restritive elbow cannons? 🙁 Gosh-darn you Willis!

    1. Scullwah

      11/21/2010, 11:02 am
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      I could’ve sworn I’d just made a gravatar :s

    2. Jabberwocky

      11/21/2010, 2:22 pm
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      Gasp! Usurper of the Jasontar!

  67. goldielocks

    11/21/2010, 7:57 pm
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    aww, i love the walky face. although i tend to think he and joyce should be together in any universe. :/

  68. Gianni

    11/21/2010, 8:58 pm
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    It’ll be interesting to see how Walky and Joyce get together (and really, who doubts that will happen?), especially when it seems Joyce will have a front-row seat to his romantic escapades.

  69. meow

    11/22/2010, 6:59 am
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    Aaaand there goes his bloodflow.

  70. SuperScientistGirl!

    12/22/2010, 6:36 pm
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    Monkey Master!!!

  71. Joebo

    01/18/2011, 10:19 pm
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    This is in fact the exact same plot line that caused Walky to be aware of Dorothy in the original story line. I though you were going to be blazing new story trails in this Willis.

  72. Plasma Mongoose

    02/26/2011, 12:13 am
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    The blood is moving from one head down to the other…

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  75. Mousa The 14

    03/31/2016, 1:13 pm
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    He was already a buffoon so that didn’t really change anything.

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