That sounds a lot more like Slaanesh than Tzeench.
He does have Tzeench’s tendency to work against his own interests, just ‘cuz, but masturbatory sadomasochism is definitely more Slaanesh’s realm.
Mr. Random
I’ve never played 04k. I keep hearing references to it though. Does this mean it is good?
Kamino Neko
It’s great, if you like the kind of thing it is.
I’m mostly familiar with the media and video games, rather than the tabletop game (WAY too expensive), but it’s an interesting universe – deliberately over-the-top grimdark, where even the handful of factions that can be considered good guys are xenophobic, and tyrannical in various ways…but the other factions are worse.
Also, this strip’s title sounds like something a kid from a 1950s children’s book would say.
Little Danny Wilcox, Boy Adventurer:“Gosharootie, this secret pirate cave we found sure is keeners! What do you think, Scraps?” Scraps:“Ruff! Ruff!” Little Danny Wilcox, Boy Adventurer:“Swell!”
Look, Danny, I can understand not wanting to talk about a bad breakup with your parents. Really, I do. But this is one of those times that you should really have mentioned it earlier.
Discussion (151) - “Keeners”
AHR
Now he’s joyce and dorothy’s danny.
Totz the Plaid
Can’t be. Dorothy’s actually likable!
GoldStarz
Dorothy is her own boyfriend.
thecanvashat
Dorothy is caramel?
Jen Aside
“LATCH ONTO THAT WOMAN LIKE THE INCEL YOU ARE”
…
“okay dad”
thecanvashat
You may have to jiggle the arms to make them latch back on, but excessive force will just break it and cuase scratching
Draga
isn’t danny the opposite of an incel?
Osaru Sensei
… outcel? 😛
thecanvashat
Well played, Danny. Well, played.
Joe
Not well played at all, actually.
There isn’t any way this will end well for him.
thecanvashat
It won’t end well. JUST AS PLANNED.
Danny’s smart moves are incomprehensible to the rest of us.
Yotomoe
Danny’s in a social Sadomasochist relationship with himself?
thecanvashat
And he wouldn’t have it any other way.
Totz the Plaid
…that explains so much.
Chronos
So Danny is Tzeench, I take it?
Kamino Neko
That sounds a lot more like Slaanesh than Tzeench.
He does have Tzeench’s tendency to work against his own interests, just ‘cuz, but masturbatory sadomasochism is definitely more Slaanesh’s realm.
Mr. Random
I’ve never played 04k. I keep hearing references to it though. Does this mean it is good?
Kamino Neko
It’s great, if you like the kind of thing it is.
I’m mostly familiar with the media and video games, rather than the tabletop game (WAY too expensive), but it’s an interesting universe – deliberately over-the-top grimdark, where even the handful of factions that can be considered good guys are xenophobic, and tyrannical in various ways…but the other factions are worse.
Kernanator
The Ciaphas Cain book series is pretty fun. It’s basically a comedy set in 40K, so if you’re worried about the grimness, you can go with that instead.
Totz the Plaid
And, c’mon, he’s dating a superhero now! Well… more “costumed vigilante” than superhero, but still! It’s not like he’s covering up for being single!
thecanvashat
He’s like Vicky Vale without the alliteration!
Totz the Plaid
Unless you count his many nicknames… “Douchebag Danny”, “Danny Dickface”, “Danny Dumbass”, “Whiny Wilcox”, etc.
thecanvashat
“Amazi-Girl’s Girlfriend Danny Dickface” sounds like a comic I would probably buy,
nothri
I think of Danny as more a Gwen Stacy than anything.
nothri
Just has that kinda face that says “Please throw me off a bridge” is what I’m saying.
thecanvashat
And then Amazi-Girl dated someone completely different, and Danny missed out on her big budget movie. On account of being dead.
Kennerly
Until the reboot, that is.
Stranger
You mean “chubby college student in spandex”. Youd get the same result by looking for dates in a college town coffee shop.
John
That’s not chubby. ‘Cept for the Amazi-Rack, that’s all muscle.
VZG
I parsed this poorly at first and was briefly under the impression that you thought her tits were basically boob-fists.
John
Yeah, poor pronoun-antecedent placement. My bad.
You gotta admit that would be awesome, though.
BooBoo
You use the word “dating” pretty loosely. They hung out a few times, mainly playing video games. There’s infatuation, but that’s about it.
Kernanator
You forgot the time when they made out by the side of the street.
http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/02-guess-whos-coming-to-galassos/compartmentalize/
zomgvampires
Amazi-girl is totes a superhero. She’s my favorite super ever~
Doctor_Who
“What’s this in your room, comic books? Oh son, you’re not still into superheroes, are you?”
Totz the Plaid
“Not really, dad, but it’s not for lack of trying! It’s just the tights kinda get in the way, y’know?”
bunivasal
HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
thecanvashat
Look, this stuff is so immatur–
Oh. OOOOOH. I’ll put this back then.
Yotomoe
If you are dating another superhero again I’m gonna bongo slap you, son.
thecanvashat
In this family, we only date good, old-fashioned, wholesome clowns!
Uniqueantique
Well, that explains why Danny is Danny. Great role model there.
Wonder Wig
Danny’s dad reminds me of Barney Rubble.
Totz the Plaid
I tried reading it in Barney Rubble’s voice, but I couldn’t. I’m kinda disappointed by that.
Doctor_Who
Great, now I’ve mentally given him the voice. Now it doesn’t matter what he says, it will always sound stupid.
Wonder Wig
There are 2 kinds of people in this world. Those who can read that in Barney’s voice and those that can’t.
Belades
I find it possible to read it in Barney’s voice, but the vernacular after the first sentence doesn’t quite fit what Barney would use.
Yotomoe
It helps if you imagine the laugh after he’s done talking.
nothri
Well, sure, but isn’t that basically true of everything you could say about divisions of people?
There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who are on fire, and those who are not.
thecanvashat
Those who wear red belts instead of underwear, and those who do not.
xKiv
Those who are one of two kinds of people, and those who aren’t.
nothri
Okay, almost everything. You win this round, old man.
Gram91
I will laugh until I die once they get to a conversation topic that I strongly believe will be brought up.
Bob
Danny is clearly also concealing his free-hanging penis?
thecanvashat
That explains Dorothy’s reaction.
nothri
I did that this morning. With pants!
Doctor_Who
Also, this strip’s title sounds like something a kid from a 1950s children’s book would say.
Little Danny Wilcox, Boy Adventurer:“Gosharootie, this secret pirate cave we found sure is keeners! What do you think, Scraps?”
Scraps:“Ruff! Ruff!”
Little Danny Wilcox, Boy Adventurer:“Swell!”
thecanvashat
Gosharootie is Mr. Warner’s superhero catchphrase.
Alex Stritar
… That explains so much.
Kernanator
Look, Danny, I can understand not wanting to talk about a bad breakup with your parents. Really, I do. But this is one of those times that you should really have mentioned it earlier.
(I’m back. Anybody miss me?)
Yotomoe
Yes! But my aim is improving.
Ragnal
You were gone?
Kernanator
Yeah, I was up in Sacramento for the state fair. Got to see Weird Al live. Good times.
Sir Robin
Who are you?
thecanvashat
I’m Batman.
nothri
I. Am. Ironman.
thecanvashat
The two must never fight. No one can know the winner. It would be too much for the world to know.
Chronos
I AM SPARTICUS!
Kernanator
I’m Brian, and so’s my wife!
nothri
Spartacus? THIS. IS. MADNESS!
Okay, I’m done. That comment was stupid even for me.
NightmareWarden
We Are Pinky & The Brain. We’re Pinky And the BRAIN Brain brain brain brain brain brain BRAIN. Narf!
thecanvashat
This is probably one of the worst gravatars to use with my prior comment.
It raises so many questions!
begbert2
Not really – if the guy can convincingly dress up as killer croc, then he could be anybody.
Crimson Doom
Hi, I’m Daisy!